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Ghar ke angan me sabhi ristedar sanju or sanjana ke 19 shal birthday pr ...sabhi bikram Singh ke ghar me aa chuke the....mumbai se kishore yaani kavya mousi ke sare pariwar ....dolly..dipaly or deepika..
Udhar puna se karuna mousi ish situation me bhi sanju ko dekhne keliye.. raghav Mousa se ladh jhagad kar aa gayi thi.....
Bhale hi karuna ki delivery date nazdik agayi thi...fir bhi sanju ko ek bar dekhne keliye raghab ko sath le kar kolkota
pahunch geyi thi...
Udhar Supriya didi aapni 9 mahine ke pet ko dhoti huyi aapne pati sankar ke sath aapni maike me aa chuki thi..sath me sadhna or Rajeev bhi aaye huye the...
Sadhna bhi aapni 8 mahine ke pet ko duniya ke samne dikhati huyi sanju ke ghar ayi huyi thi... Kaushalya sab
garbhwati aurato ko alag alag room me rukwa deti...pooja ko ab bahot time tha... kabya jis room me theheri thi ush
room me kaushalya pahochti he...
Kaushalya ki ankh bhar ati he..jab wo kabya ke ek mahine ke ladka ko dekhta he...
Kaushalya khushi se asun pochhti huyi -kitna sundar ladka he..
Kavya has ke -bilkul aapna baap pr geya he...Xerox copy...
Kaushalya- haan meri bohu ka bhi tou honth or kaan laya he...
Kavya- dekha didi mene aapna wada pura kiya...kishor ke sath bina sex se mene Sanju ka bete ko 100% ..
Kaushalya bich me -chup kar koi sun lega...mein aaj bahot khush hun..tune mera warish ko peida kar hi diya..
Kavya- tou meri didi yaani meri sasu maa kab mera sanju ko bhej rahe ho..
Kaushalya- kidhar..
Kabya- Mumbai...are bhai final match ab baki he naa.
Kaushalya- thoda saram kar...ab tera umar nehin raha...
Kavya- are sasu maa....ab aapki ye kabya bohu ek dum zawan he...abhi bhi or 2/3 bacha nikalwa sakti he....khali aap ka help chaiye..
Kaushalya- chup besharam...mere beta koi yere gere ke upar nehin chadhta..
Kavya has ke -tou thik he..khud ke upar chadha ke dekhlo...maa kasam ek raat me aap ko...
Kaushalya- chup..chup...
Kaushalya sanju ko phone kar ke bulati he..or sanju fatak se aajata...
Kaushalya- andar aa dekhle tera beta ko...
sanju thoda smile ke sath beta ko aapne hatho me pakad kar bahon me kas leta he...
Kaushalya- kavya kya naam rakha he mere pote ka ?
Kabya- abhi tak tou kuchh nehin rakha..
Sanju- kyun ?
Kavya- kyun ki ishka naam...khud ushke baap hi rakhega..ab bolo kya naam rakhega aapne bete ka ?
Kaushalya- haan bol sanju kya naam tujhe achha lagta he...
Sanju kuchh soch kar -karan..
Kaushalya- waooow..mera pota ka karan..bada pyara naam he...
Kavya- thik he aaj se ishka naam karan hi rakhenge..
Nani maa achanak andar ghus kar -dekh dekh kaushalya.. kavya ke beta bilkul sanju pr geya he...
Kaushalya- haan maa bilkul mera chhota sanju he....
Kabya- mene hamesha sanju ke tasbir ko aapne pas rakhti thi...or meri tamana yehi thi ki sanju jesa ho....
Kaushalya- maa aap kavya se bat karte raho mein thoda dushro ke hal chal pata karti hun.. sanju ab mere sath chal...
kaushalya sanju ko lekar dushra room me chali jati..jahan dolly akeli aapni bachi ko doodh pila rahithi...kaushalya or sanju ko dekh kar dolly thoda saram se aapni breast chhupa leti..
Kaushalya- dolly beta kaun kaun aya he tere sath..
Dolly- mere sasur..or inke papa..
Kaushalya- ishka baap tou mere sath he..tu kis baap ka bat kar rahi he..
Dolly dar ke mare thar thar kamp ne lagi..
Kaushalya dolly ke sar ko pyar se thap thapati huyi -dar mat mujhe sab pata he..mera beta aapna kuchh bhi bat
mujhse nehin chhupata...sach bata ye sirf mera sanju ka he...yaa kisi or ki milawat bhi he...
Dolly rone lagi -badi maa..ye sirf Sanju ka bachi he..jab meri sadi huyi thi..meri period 15 pehele band ho chuki thi..or
bat rahi milawat ki..mujhe maf kardo badi maa...mein bhi samaz ke nazar me kisi ki wife hun...agar mein ush admi ke
sath sex nehin karti tou duniya walo ke samne Sanju ke bachi ko kese lati..
Kaushalya- chup hoja meri bachi...jo bhi ho mera bhi khoon he ishke andar...achha kya naam rakha he ishki..
Dolly sarama kar - abhi tak kuchh naam nehin rakha geya...aaphi kuchh naam rakhdo..
Kaushalya- manshi..kese rahegi..
Dolly- achhi he...! Sanju thoda tujhse bat karni thi..
Kaushalya- abhi time nehin he..ghar me sab meheman bhare pade he...jo bat karna he bad me kar lena...sanju ab chal mere sath....
Fir kaushalya sanju ko lekar karuna mousi ke pas chali jati..kaushalya or sanju ko dekh kar karuna uthne wali thi but kaushalya ne ushe baithne ko ishara karti he.. .
Kaushalya- tujhe ish halat me ane keliye koun bola tha...dekhta nehin..kab kisi waqt delivery ho sakti he...
Karuna- Kya karun didi..sanju ko naa dekhe rehe nehin payi..dil bechen hone lagi so mene aagayi..
Kaushalya- haan bhai...itne shal ke bad jo teri goud bhara he..ushe dekhe bina tere ko chen kahan anewali...akhir ish
bache ko bhi ushke baap se milana hi tha..
Kaushalya ki bat sun kar...karuna heran pareshan se kaushalya or sanju ko dekh rahi thi....
Kaushalya- utna chowk mat...mujhe sab mallum he...mene hi tou sanju ko bhaja tha tere sath....wese mera beta
mujhse kuchh nehin chhupata he...
Karuna heran pareshan se- didi aapko pehele se hi mallum thi...
Kaushalya- haan mujhe pehele se hi mallum thi..but mujhe ye mallum nehin chali..ye jo bacha he..kya ye sirf mere
sanju ka he yaa..
Karuna- wait wait didi....kaan khol kar sun lo..ye only sanju or mere pyar ka nisani he...
Kaushalya- or raghab..?
Karuna- ush se mene 10 mahine pehele sex karni chhod chuki hun..
Fir karuna sab batati geyi...kese wo komal ki madat se raghab ko ullu bana kar...sanju se pregnant ho chuki thi...
Kaushalya- achha ab doctor se delivery ke date time kab mila he ..?
Karuna- yehi koi 2/3 din ke andar....
Kaushalya- thik he..ab tu yehi pr delivery kar ke hi jayegi..mein komal se bat kar lungi..
Karuna- haan didi...mein bhi yehi soch kar ayi hun..
Rashmi- badi maa..aap sab chaliye pooja suru hone wala he....
Kaushalya sabko lekar..pooja ke jagah pr le ati..sab ke sab pooja ke jagah pr aa chuke the..pooja suru ho chuka....
Sanju ke sare bua...sare mami..sare mousi (sirf chhoti mousi or komal mousi ko chhod kar)..chachi...or sabhi
behene...
( Yahan pr sabke zikra nehin kiya jayaga...kyun ki stories ko samajh ne me dikkat hoga...)
Pooja samapt ho geya..kaushalya maa ke hisab se pandit wo raaz ko khulasha karne ko jaa raha tha...sab log chup
chap pandit ke bat pr dhyan se sun ne lage...
Pandit- jaj man....ek asubh sanket ke ghadi suchit karne jaa raha hun..thoda dhyan se sab log sun ne ko prayash
karen...
Kaushalya maa ki chal ke hisab se pandit ....
Pandit- mene sajay ke kundli ko achhe tarah se padhliya..
Bikram ke pasina chhutne laga...kaushalya or mithi ko chhod kar...sabhi paresan me aachuke the...
Pandit kuchh samay chup rehene ke bad..
Pandit- ye Sanju naam ki sabd...balak ke bhagya me sani ke stan pr Astan jamaye beitha he....agar koi bhi ghar ke
sadasya...mera bolne ka pareyapt ...koi sanju se chhota..matlab koi sanju ke umar se chhota ho...chahe koi bhai..yaa
behen..yaa koi bhatiji..yaa bhatija...yaa koi bhanje kyun naa ho...sanjuk ko ek hi naam se pukarenge....
Kaushalya maa ki chal pandit muh se sab ko...
khud kaushalya maa -kya he wo shubh naam thoda zaldi bataiye..
Pandit- BABA...
bikram- kya..baba..? Ye kesa naam he..
Kaushalya- pandit ye kese bichitra naam he...or koi achhi naam sochiye naa..
Pandit- ye mere hath me nehin he...sanju ke kundli me jo subh he.. wo mene aap sabko bata diya...
Mithi- but pandit Maharaja...hum sab ke sab sanju se bade he..yesa koi bhi sadasya ghar me nehin he...jo sanju se
chhota ho..tou fir ye ..?
Pandit- mein aane wale pidhi ke bat kar raha hun..
Sanjana hath jod kar- achha pandit maharaj jee..hum sab sanju sanju bula sakte he naa ?
Pandit- nehin aap sab bhi ye sanju sabd ko prayog nehin kar sakte..
Kaushalya maa ki dimag fisal ne lagi...ye tou kaushalya devi ki plan me nehin thi..fir ye kesa pehul he..
Ye pehelu tou tab likha geya tha..jab pandit ne kaushalya maa ki plan ko mithi didi ko bata diya tha...
Kaushalya- tou kya mere bete ka naam pura change ho jayega...
Pandit- nehin jaj man...ushke document pr Sanjay Kumar Singh rahega....parantu aap sabhi kuchh or naam se pukar sakte he...jese koi aapna..
Bhagyashree chachi- sangram..
Pandit- ek minutes thoda kundli se milata hun..jee nehin..
Kaushalya- saubhagya..
Pandit- jee nehin..
Nani maa -Biswajeet..
Mita chachi- binay
Pandit- jee nehin..
Sadhna- raja..
Shikha- pyare..
Pandit- jee nehin..
Rashmi- romio..
Geeta- maznu..
Pandit- jee nehin ye sab naam bilkul kundli se nehin milta he..
Sanjana- chor..kutte..donkey..bandar...
Pandit- jee nehin..
Sanjana- suar..
Sabne has has kar sanjana ko dant ne lage..
Supriya- saajan..
Pandit mithi didi ko dekhne laga..mithi aapne ankh ke palko se haan mein ishara kiya..
Pandit- atti uttam..yehi naam sahi rahega...saajan...aaj se sanju se jitne bade bujurg he..sab saajan ke naam se sanju ko pukar sakte he...or jitne chhote sab baba ke naam se sanju ko pu karenge..yaad rahe agar ish me kuchh mistek hua tou..sanju ko sani fir se bas me kar lega..
Supriya- mujhe koi yetraj nehin..mein abhi se saajan jee hi pukarungi..
Gayatri has kar- mein bhi aaj se saajan jee hi bolungi..
Mithi- mein bhi..
Karuna mousi- mene bhi aaj se saajan hi bolungi..
Jab kauna mousi ne yelan kar diya tou fir kya tha.. sabne khushi khushi sanju ko saajan ke naam se swikar kar liye..
kavya mousi- mera beta..karan aaj se mera saajan ko baba ke naam se pukarega..sirf baba..
Kishor Mousa ( kavya mousi ke pati) - mujhe koi yetraj nehin..
Gayatri- meti beti guddiya rani bhi koi mama nehin bulayega..sirf baba hi pukaregi...sirf baba..!kyun aman aapko koi pareshani he ?
Aman ( gayatri ke pati)- ish me bura man ne ka sawal nehin uthta...mama bhi ek baap hota he...agar meri guddiya rani ko mama ke roop me ek baap ka pyar mila ...tou ish se achha bat ho hi nehin sakta...
Sankar- but mujhe yetraj he..
Sab ke sab Supriya didi ke pati sankar singhaniya ko dekhne lage..
Sankar- mera bacha ish duniya se sirf Sanju ko baba bulayega..
Rajeev bhi aapna Josh dikhane laga...Rajeev ke bat pr sadhna ne bhi khushi khushi swikar kar liye.....
Nani maa -agar yesa he tou aaj se bade bujurgo Sanju ko saajan ke naam se pukarenge...
Bikram has kar- thik he ..
Fir pandit bikram Singh ke ghar se nikal jata...ushke bad ek bahot bada birthday cake aa jata he..jisme likha hota
he....sanjana ke saajan...
Sanju or sanjana Dono ek sath ek hath badha kar...ek hi chaku se cake katne lage...sabhi ke sabhi ek sath sanjana
saajan happy birthday to you...bolne lage...
Singh khandan ke ghar many many happy returns of the day mein ..or tali o ke gad gadahat se gunj uthata he..jab cake ke ek tukde ko sanjana bade pyar se sanju ko khilane wali thi..tab ek police van se kuchh police wale andar ghus kar..
Excuse me Singh saheb..sahar ke sare yeria ko naka bandi kar liya geya he...aap ko ye request he..koi bhi admi bahar mat jaiye..
Sanjana- kyun..?
Police- bahar karfu jari he...440 sules chal raha he..pls ...
Sanjana guse se kisi ko kuchh naa batati...wo tukde cake jahan se uthayi thi..wohi pr rakh kar jane lagi...sanju sanjana ka hath pakad liya but sanjana ne sanju ka hath ko jhatak kar age nikal geyi...
Sabko mallum chal chuka tha..hotel party cancell hone se sanjana ki mode kharab ho chuki he...sanjana ke sath
sath...shikha..promila..sonali ki mode kharab ho chuki thi..
Ye charo ladki aaj fast time sanjana ke birthday party me khub dhamaka karne wale the ...charo kya kya dance kar ne
wale the...kaun kaun kis kis dance pr nachegi wegera wegera set kiya jaa chuka tha...
But ye karfu tou charo ki wat lagake pura plan ko barbad kar diya...sanjana ki gusa ko sab mehsus karne lage...but jab shikha, sonali, promila...ye tino per patak kar guse se aapne aapne room me chale geye tab megha chachi ne...
Megha chachi- achha hua...ye charo ladki had se jyada uchhal rahe the..
Pushpa chachi- bichari ne kal raat bhar dance practise kar te rahe...
Sulochana chachi- ab aaj ye charo ko kaun samajhayega...
Sanju khade hokar sab kuchh sun liya tha....
Sanju- sorry every body...aap sabhi ko mere or sanjana didi ke birthday cake meri maa sabko khilayegi...mein ab chala
...meri char guse wali didi ko mana ne....
Sabne has has kar sanju ko ...angutha se jaane ko permission pass kar diye...
Supriya- sajaan jee..aagar time mile tou thoda mera room me ane ki takfil karenge...
Sanju- ok time mila tou defiantly aaunga...
Supriya- thik he tou fir mein wait karungi...jab tak mera bache ko...ushke baba ke hath se nehin khilata tab tak..mera
bacha ye cake ko hath nehin lagayega...
Supriya ki yesi bat pr sab heran hone lage...
Supriya- maa mene thik bola naa ?
Kaushalya- haan meri bachi..tu pehele hi tou yesa bola...or baki ko dekh...
Nani -sab kaan khol kar sun lo...pandit jee ke bat pr sab amal karoge...
Gayarti- haan Nani maa...mera guddiya rani tou aapna baba ka wait karegi..or mein tou Ankhein bichhaye bauthungi
kab mera saajan mere pas ayega..or kab meri bachi aapne baba ke hath se ...aapne baba ke 19 shal ke birthday cake khayegi...
Bikram has kar- ye pandit bhi naa !
Sanju 4 pice cake lekar aapne room me ghus jata he....
Idhar angan me karuna bikram se...
Karuna- aap has kyun rahe ho...pandit jee ke bat hum sabko man na hi tou padegi..
Kavya -or nehin tou kya...
Megha chachi Rashmi se -kyun re ..tu kyun muh fad ke khadi he...kaan khol kar sun le...aaj se koi sanju nehin
bulayega...
Rashmi guse me megha chachi ko -thik he aaj se usko mein saajan jee bulaungi...or aapko sajni...
Sabne fir se zor zor se hasne lage..
Megha chachi Rashmi ki kaan pakad kar- besharam ladki...hamesha comedy karti he.. .
Idhar sanju ek cake ko plate me lekar sanjana ke room me ghus jata...sanjana bed pr beith kar ro rahi thi.....sanju wo
cake ko bed ke kinare rakh kar aapne dimag me sanjana ko samjhne laga...
Sanju- tou meri guddiya ro rahi he..haan rona bhi ek achha exercise he..but aaj ke din nehin..kyun ki aaj meri dream ki birthday he...
Sanjana ro ro kar sanju ko dekhne lagi..sanju sanjana ke aankhon se asun pochhne laga..tou sanjana ne sanju ko gale me bhar kar fir se rone lagi...
Sanjana- meri sab plan fell ho geya....hum sab kal raat se bahot khush hokar bahot sari plan kiye the..
Sanju- ish keliye meri guddiya ro rahi he..
Sanjana- nehin ..
Sanju- tou fir..?
Sanjana- mein itni achhi dress pehni huyi hun..tune ek bar bhi meri taraf nehin dekha...
Sanju- are pagli tu tou meri dil me basi huyi he...tu koi bhi kharab kapade me mere samne bhi ayegi...fir bhi teri dil ke
dastak ..mere dil tak pahunch te rahega....
Sanjana- thanks saajan...
Sanju- ye saajan saajan kya rat lagaye rakhe ho sab ke sab...?
Sanjana akhir kar has di -kitna pyara naam he...
Sanju- saajan ka...matlab samajhti ho...
Sanjana- haan..mujhe ye naam pyara lagta he...
Sanju- tou fir mein bhi tujhe sajni sajni bulaungi chalega naa ?
Nani maa -kya bat chit ho rahi he...mera sajaan ke sajni...
Sanju- oye sexy ..dushro ke bat ko chhup chhup kar suna achhi bat nehin he...
Chalo Nani maa or sanjana ke personal nature ke bare me information le lete he....
Hamare nani maa Raj laxmi jee anusasan or pratistha me chalne wali...thakur khandan ke sabse kadak mizaz wali bujurg aurat...aapne imandar or laagan se thakur khandan ko unchi imarat pr khadi karne wali..aapne bete bohu ..beti
or damad...ghar ke sabhi member Raj laxmi jee ke niyam or kannon se wakef the...
Raj laxmi jee ke pati Mr jogendra thakur...jabse raj laxmi jee se sadi kiya he..ye sadi nehin thi...man lijiye ek
samjhota...kyun ki jogendra thakur ghar jamai bankar aaye the....
Aap sabko tou mallum hoga..ghar jamai or paltu kutte me koi difference nehin he...yesa naa ho ki...koi jogendra
thakur ko ignore karte the...
Sab jogendra thakur ko respect dete the..lekin raj laxmi jee jesi dimag jogendra thakur jee ke pas nehin tha...
Raj laxmi jee ke maa baap ush zamane me ye chikne lounde ko raj laxmi jee ke gale me badh liye...fir bhi Raj laxmi jee
khush thi....bhale hi aapna business ko sambhal ne ka capacity jogendra thakur ke pas nehin thi..magar raj laxmi jee ke sex ilake me jogendra thakur hamesha Raj karta tha..
Isiliye tou raj laxmi ke kafi sare bache ho chuke the... raj laxmi jee or jogendra thakur dono me abhi tak koi bhi bat pr
man mani nehin huyi thi...
Raj laxmi jee purane jamane ke rekha ko copy karti thi...aaj ke date pr raj laxmi jee ko 58 shal ho chuki thi..fir bhi sarke ek bhi balon safed nehin huyi thi....naa koi chehere pr budhi pan...haan old lady tou zarur lagti thi..but aapni paise ke rubab me khud ko mentent rakhi thi.. .
Ghar ki koi bhi mamber Raj laxmi jee ke samne bolne ki himmat nehin rakhte the...aapne poti o ko anusasan se
parwarish karne wali Raj laxmi sirf 2 mamber se har jati thi...wo koi or nehin...wo 2 he hamare chirag ke sanju & sanjana....
Sanju tou 3 vansh me ek hi Lund pakad kar dharti pr utara hua tha...ishiliye Nana Nani ke pyar hamesha Sanju ke taraf tha....
Sanjana..! Ye jo sanjana he naa..ye rani nehin balki rani o ki rani maharani thi..or harkat fulandevi jesi.....agar sanjana ki dimag ke bat kare tou ye samjhiye...mithi.nisha or Supriya jesi talent lady o ko khade khade 10 bar pani pila degi.....
Sanjana ki ye badmasi isiliye sab mamber jhelte the...kyun ki sanjana wo ladki thi..jo sanju ko aapne sath lekar Singh khandan ke chirag banayi thi..
Nana nani maa baba ke lad pyar ne sanjana ko Hitler bana di thi...aap log jo samajh rahe ho..hamari sanjana itni giri
huyi nehin thi....bas thodi ziddi thi...but sabhi bade bujurgo ko dil se respect deti he...
Sanjana ka bachapan se mard wala gali shikh chuki thi..yehi he uski sabse bada kamzori....but jab se sanjana kavya mousi ke ghar me sanju ko dekhi thi...ushi waqt sanjana ke dil me sanju ke liye ek alag nazariya badal geyi...
Sanjana ko mallum thi..sanju ushke judwa bhai he...fir bhi sanjana ki kisi kone me sanju chipka huya tha....bhale hi sanjana ye bat Kabul karne ko tayar nehin thi..but inkar bhi nehin kar pa rahi thi......