Update -1
Subash 6am .medical ke bahar bhid laga bus hai.delivery room pe (jogendra thakur ki beti) bikram singh
patni kausalya......Kay hoga ....?
Bahar bhid jama huaye.kauslya Aab tak 5 beti peida kar chuki hai.... Kya es bar wo ek ladka janma kar payega...?kiyuki ish khandan pe khali beti hi peida hota hai.kauslya ke devrani vi ek ladke ko Janam nehin de paye. ...aur to aur kaushlya ke bhabhi o ne vi ladke ko nehin de paye.....
Kya iss peedhi ko chalane keliye koi ayega. ...hai.....bhagaban....mera laaz rakho prabhu ....ek chirag
dedo.....ye andhakar Jeevan ko ujala keliye.... (kaushalya ki maa raj laxmi thakur bhagaban se yehi viniti jatati hai.)
Aar ushi waqt delivery room khola hai...Doctor haste huye....
Doctor -badhai ho thakur sahiba aap ke beti ne ek chand beti .....
Rajlaxmi- nehin. ........... hai bhagban .....? (Rajlaxmi ke armaano pe asha o me badal. .....)
(Tatkal fir se kaushlya ko pain hota hai )
kaushlya - maa.... maa...bachhao. .... bachhao
Rajlaxmi- doctor sahab ye meri beti ko ky hua.
Doctor - ghabrane ki koi jarurat nehin delivery acchese hua hai....to fir he pain....o my God.
...nurse....nurse come on & fellow me... (fir kuchh time ke bad delivery room khola )
Doctor -badhai ho aap ke beti ne ek....
Rajlaxmi- haa aur ek ladki hua hai. ..mera nashib pe yehi likha hai
Doctor -thakurain jee ish bar chamtkar ho gaya..aap ki laddli ne ek sundar sa raj Kumar ko janma kiya..he.... (raj laxmi khushi se jhum uthati hai aap ne 5 poti o ke pas jake )
Rajlaxmi -idhar aao mere bachhe sun liya na...tumhara Bhai aya hai...Mara pota aya hai....ish khandan ka Chirag aya hai.....
Naukar vima ko bula ke
Rajlaxmi- vima sun liya Mara chiraga aya hai ....mera CHIRAG...mera pota aya hai.....
Bahar sabhi ristedar khade the...sabhi ki aakho pe khushi aashon hai.ye pal dukha ka nehin ye to khushi ke pal hai...... bahut din se chhupa hua ye khushi ki aashoon hai.koi kishi ko rone se nehin rokte hai.s
Sabhi Ke
ke aakhon pe ashoon aur labo pe khushi.ye ek bichitra pal tha.aur kiyu na hoga ish peedhi ke lagatar 34 ladki peida hone ke bad 35 number ki ladki ne khud aap ne bhai ko sath lake aie hai...
Andar kaushlya behosh padi hui hai (rajlaxmi aap ni beti k mathe no chum leti hai.)
Rajlaxmi - beti kaushlya uth na....dekh na...tera ladka hua hai...
Doctor -thakurain jee please unko rest karne dijiye...
Rajlaxmi -thik hai... (rajlaxmi us massom as ladka no je bharke dekhne lagati hai.par us waqt us massom si pari par v najar pad jati hai.jo khud to ish duniya main ayi thi sath aapne chhote Bhai ko v leke ayi thi.
Rajlaxmi muskurate huye...bahar chali jati hai..
Kaushlya ko 6 ghante ke bad hos ati hai.kaushlya dekhti hai us kr pas 2 sunder si gudia rakha geya
ho.kaushlya US 2 massom ko ji bharke niharti hai.aur chilla chilla kar kehti hai...mera beta hua hai...(bahar se raj laxmi daoud ke ati hai)
Raj laxmi - kya hua meri bacho
Kaushlya -dekhona maa mera ladka hua hai..
Raj laxmi- haa meri bachi...aab tera tabiyat kesi hai.
Kaushlya - dekho na maa kitna sundar hai.
Raj laxmi - haa mera Lal bahutt sundar hai. (Aur baki ristedaro ahista ahista ate rehete hai.)
Yese hi 20 din gujar jata hai.
Aaj 21 din hai..aaj hi naam karan kiya jayega.pandit maharaj biraj man hai...
Pandit- jajman ye balak bahut bhagya sali hai.he balak****** kam main aap na aur apna khandan ka naam
raushan
karega. tithi aur nakshatra ke is adhar par is balak is naam sanjay wani sanju rahega....aur ish ko bula ke lane wali is gudia ka naam sanjana ke naam se jani jayegi.ye bidhi ka niyam hai...
Pariwar ke sabhi sadsya-- jo agyan Swami jee.
Sanju ke pappa aur chacha wo ke pas Paise ke koi Kami nehin Thu.ye logo Paise ke pahad par the.jamin jayedad bhandar tha unke pas. Sanju ka pariwar purana zamindar se Jane jate hai..
Sanju ke nana wani sanju ke mama o ke pas dhan sampati ka poo kami nahin hai. .ye logo purane thakur hai...to sanju ek lota warish ish dorahi khandan ka....Aise din...mahina. ..saal. ..gujar Gaye
Pure 7 sall bit chuka hai..ish dorant sanju ke nana/nani/ aor sabhi mama.mami sanju ko dekhne sanju ke ghar aye huye the
Nani-(raj laxmi ) ye kya hamara hero is galat pe (darasal sanju bahut lad pyar se badhane ke khatir ziddi ho gaya tha. .din b din ziddi ke karan usha ziddi sabko man na pade..natija ye nikla.sanju ladies dress ke
sath sath singer bhi karne laga..kyu na kare sabhi behen ke sath rehne se wo bhi khud ko ek girl samjhta tha)
Mama/mami/moushi-(kaushlya se) ye kya didi
Kaushlya -(haske) Kya hua.
Kabya-(sanju ki moushi) didi mujhe ye batao sanju ladka hai ya ladki.ye yesa rahegana ek din ye chhaka
banjayega..didi samjheho na chhaka Kya matlab....
Kaushlya - hai daiya ....subh subh bola karo. (Kabya sanju ko pas bulati hai.sanju ladki no tarah ban
thabar ke thumka laga per kabya ke pas ata hai.
Kabya- dekha didi..ye is jaga pe rahega to ladki banjayega .
Kaushlya -par. ...
Kabya- mujhe kuchh nehin suna hai..sanju no mein aapne sath mumbai lejaunga...Mumbai ka hawa pani
main rahega to khud ko samajh payega. ..
Sanju ke chachi/bua/mami/moushi-sabne kabya ke haa main haa milaya..aur nani v sahamat hui.
Kaushlya - thik hai sanju ke papa se puchhke batati hu.
Bikram-(sanju ke papa)- Kya hua bhai....sanju kahin nahin jayega. (Itna sunte hi sab sali wo ne bikram per hamla bol diya...natija ye nikla bikram ko haa bolna pada.
Bikram- thik hai per sanju ka medical treatment. .us Kya kare.
Nani- kya hua mere bache ko.
Kaushlya -maa darsal ye hai ki sanju ka nuni
Nani-ky hua
Kaushlya -sanju ka nuni bahut chhota hai..7sall ho gaya fir v utna hai.... (bahar se doctor ata hua dekh ke)
Bikram- ye lo doctor saheb v aa gaye..
Nani- doctor sahab main ye ky sun raha hu...sanju ke bare main.
Doctor-haan thakurain sahiba.but u don't worry sanju ka high power tablet & injection diya gaya hai.jab sanju 15 sall cross karega wo definitely automatic aap na jaisha (penis ) ho jayega . (Nano doctor ko ghar
ke ek kone pe lejake)
Nani. Agar na hua to
Doctor. Ab ghabrane ki koi jarurat nehin .mein sanju ka pura test karaba chukahu.sanju ka penis jarurat se jyada lamba & mota ho sakta hai.Bikram..to doctor sahab hum sab soch te hai.sanju mumbai jayega.aur sanju mumbai pe padhaikarega.hamara sadhu & sali sahiba aur unke bachhe v hai..to sanju kuchh time keliye ....
Doctor. .achhi bat hai.Mumbai jayega to ye dramabaz ladki ke bhesh bhusa bhul jayega.... (aur sabhi haste hai) 2 din ke bad kavya sanju ko leke mumbai shift ho jate hai.Mumbai ke goregaon ilaka.kafi bhid bhad ilaka ahista ahista sanju mumbai ke hawa pani se ghol mil jata hai..kishor (Mousa) ek bank pe
manager post pe hai.. sanju apne aap ko is mayanagari pe khud ko settel kar chhuka hai.
Kishor ka 2 manjil ka ek chhota sa makan hai..jispe niche 4 room aur uper 4 room. Nichhe ek bedroom.ek kichen. Bathroom. Aur ek store room. Aur uper 4 room pe ek sanju ka.ek dolly ka.ek dipaali
ka.oar ek depika ka....samaya aap raftar se nikalta hua 11 sall.bit chuka hai..ab sanju 18 sall ka gabru jawan ban gaya hai...6ft lamba.gora chikna chehera.6 pack body. Aur hair styles .kyu na to daily excersize karna. Daily gym Jana to daily rotin ban gaya tha. Aor Lund ka size sadhe 9 inch motai 4 inch motai
kyu na
go bachpan se di gayi medicine ka kamal jo tha...aur idhar dolly didi 20 sall ki jini size 32/26/36...dipaly didi ki size 32/28/36....dipika didi ki 34/30/34..ye tino bala bahut khubsurat thi. Ek dum gori.. sabhi ke pass collage jane keliye scooty thi. ...dolly didi thoda
gumsum tipe ki thi kisi se jyada bolna use pasand nahin. But kam padega to kuchh bolti warna chupchap....dipaly didi ek dum bindas bole to jhakas..sanju se bat banti thi. Mann hua to scooty chhod sanju ko pata aor lift mang collage chal ya cinema...koi issu nehin...aap fanda yehiye baap. Dost ke sath paty sarty to karti hai but sanju ke begar kahin nikalna. ....impossible kyuki sanju bina dipali ko janaa chha nahin lagta the.....dipika didi ki bat na karu to achha hai...hamesha sanju we compar karti hai...kyukyu na kare sirf 5din to sanju se badi thi.ishiliye sanju ko didi bolna padti hai (man na man tu mera meheman)
Do no jaani dushman ek India ka army hai to ek Pakistan ka...lekin dipika ke dil mein sanju ke liye besumar pyar bhara utha but wo kabhi jahir karne deti..agar sanju ghar and mein late hua to sabse jyada dipika to taklif hoti thi....pata nahi ye sawal wo khud se kaibar aap ne aap puchhti..ek small smile ke sath aap ne aap se kehti duffer......
Subha 9am dyning table per sabhi bethe the sanju ke Waite karke....aur hamare hero ka entry hota hai..
Dipika-agaya mom aap ka hukum ka ekka ab to nasta dedo
Sanju- good morning dolly di
Dolly- very good morning
Sanju- morning dipaly do
Dipaly- very good morning my swety & lovely handsome hero
Sanju (sanju sina choda karke) thanks my baby doll....
Sanju- very very good morning dipika didi
Dipika- huuuuuuun....duffer
Sanju -good morning mousi maaa....
Kavya- o mera sona bachha. ...aaja beth ja
Dipika- woye Salman Khan khud ko itna syana mat samajh. .mousi tak thik hai.melaa nehin nehin bolne ka.kabya devi to khali apun ki maa hai...boleto aapun ki bidhu hai..samjha ya ek du.
Sanju- Dena kabse betha hu by the way mousi maa aap ne ek naya baii rakh liya kya...mouse jee se puchha kya...aaj kal ki chori chakori hai bhagaban......
Kabya- (jorr we hasne lagti hai us ke sath dolly & dipaly v hasate hai)
Dipika gusse we uthne wali thi.usko dolly rok leti hai....ahista se dipika ke kanpe Bhai hai..bhala Bhai bat bura mante hai...aor sabhi nasta khatam ho gaya hai...ab sabhi collage keliye nilal te hai...
Sanju- hello my swety di what's happening
Dipaly- nothing bro...lift pls
Sanju- di aap ke pas scooty hai..fir v lift I don't like this
Dipaly- chalna na ye to roj ka fanda hai.... (aor dono nikal jate hai.dipaly bike pe dono taraf pair patak ke chipake beth jati hai.)
Dipaly- aur suna kya chal Raha aajkal..koi gf banaya ki nehin.
Sanju -no di koi pat ti nehin...aur aap
Dipaly- no way bf ka to sabal nehin uthati...Sanju tu ek ladki patale. Tera life boring boring ho jata hoga.
Sanju-thik hai...pata ta hu. ....aap khali hai my
Dipaly - you
Sanju-aap ko pata mein didi
Dipaly- rascal apne di ko line marta hai...di bolta hai aur....
Sanju - sorry di just jock seriously mat lo
Dipaly- mallum mera Bhai. ..mein janti hu.( dipaly sanju ke kan ke pas ake)
Dipaly-pata lena yaar ek sunder si ladki
Sanju - wohi to karta hu . Aap pat ti nehin ho
Dipaly-haaa .....haaaa... yese manle main tera gf hu. ..to...
Sanju - man na ky di. .aap to mera gf ho mere sath hamesa chipke rehti ho. .. ( bese traffick per ek
habldar ne gadi rokte huye. Is rode pe accident hua hai.aap loge ushi raste se jaiye)
Sanju bike dusura road pe ghuma letahai.jo rasta tha to achha but raste pe speed brecker lagatar tha. To humps pe gadi chalana to thik magar pichhe jo baithate hai unka halat kharab hona to common bat
hai...yese v dipaly chipke to baithi hui thi magar girne ka dar usko bahut tha.ye bat sanju ke khopdi pe ghus gai.aor sanju bina tez bhagata hai
Dipaly- sanju pls mein gir jaungi.
Sanju- don't worry di aap mujhe aur kaske pakad lo. (To dipaly ne sanju ka bat mante huye sanju ke Kamar ko kas leti hai.gadi aur tez bhagti hai.dipaly aor jorse chillati hui kamar ko aur jor se kas leti hai.dipaly ki 32 size chuchi sudha sanju ke pith pe aur chubhti hai.natija sanju ka sadhe 9 inch Lund aukat pe ajati hai..dipaly bahut dari hui sanju ke kamar ko pakadti pakdti kab uska sanju Lund ko daba deti he ye bat dipaly ko malum nehin padti.but sanju ko peheli bar kisi ladies hatha apna lund per lagte sanju jhunjhuna uthta hai.sanju ka dimag out of control ho jata hai.sanju automatically aap bike speed badha data hai...aur dipaly bahut jorse sanju ka Lund ko apna muthi pe kas leta hai...turanta sanjay ke mouth se ek mitha chikh nikal hai.aur speed brecker khatam ho jati hai.... ( sanju ek gana gungunata hua gata hai MERE RANG MEIN RANG NE WALI...................MERE SAWALO KA JAWAB DO......DONA...)
Dipaly- o Mr. Neeladhar chatrubedi.aap na hath ko control kar. .Aur gadi ko thoda slow kar..barna....... savdhani hati..to durghatna ghati..ky samjhe Mr neeladhar I mean sanju baba..... haa. ...haa. ...haa. ... (dipaly jorr se hasne lagi)
Sanju - o MISS radha pathaak aapna hath ko control karo barna sach mein durghatna ghat jayega samjhi miss radha pathak.
Dipaly- tu gadi chala ta hai aur advice mujhe thokta hai. bhala main ky control karu. Ky mein bike pakda hu.
Sanju- nehin mohtarma aap ne gadi nehin mera electricity ka 32 thosands ka mera tawar pakda hai.....
Dipaly - o suchhi
Sanju- no much I...(dipaly ka hath kidhar he use dikhai nehin deti.but wo apna hath se chek kar
leti hai
Dipaly-o shit ...(dipaly yese aapna hath khichta hai kese koi bada king cobra ho.dipaly ki chehera Lal ho jata hai.kyu ki usi jeeban ka ye peheli kadi thi jisko umid ke bahar college gate tak bike aa jata hai )
Dipaly- gadi rok
Sanju- di wo parking
Dipaly- gadi rokkkkk madarrr choddddf..... (sanju ka mind memory block.gadi wohi ki
wohi.....breackkkkk.....
Sanju- di iam sorry.....
Dipaly - what sorry...tu khud ko samajhta kya hai....blody rascal ish tarha se. ..chhiii......tera sochh galat hai...aur tera niyat tu 1number ka mamina hai...kya tune pyar ka ye inam diya...mere rakhhi ka kazz yese chukaya.aur haa... sun tujhe to Bhai kehne ko mujhe guilti fell hota hai...achha hua mujhe
bhagwan ne
tujh jaisa kamina Bhai nahin diya...barna main to tut ke bikhar jati.agar tujhmein thoda sa insaniyat hai to mujhe zindegi bhar he aapna wahiyat sakal na dikhana..samjhe...you blody Rascal
Agar tujhmein thoda sa insan ka bu (khoon) raha hoga to zindegi
Bhar aapne aap ko talashte rahena. ..
Sanju waha se bahut speed se bike bikala hai... aor collage ke pichhe park or jake gadi..rok leta hai.aur
sanju itna Rota hai...itna Rota hai usko koi hoss nehin hai..wo kaha pe Ro raha hai...collage ke sabhi
ladka/ladki dekh ke rahe the hai...kish ka himmat nehin hai bichara sanju ko chup kara sake..sanju aapne aap ko thoda aur durr le jatahai.park ke ush taraf jaha koi na ho.