[ab us hitler ke paas kaun jaaye yaar]
main himmat karke chal diya shaheed hone....
dilip- main pahuncha bade mama ke ghar
darban andar gaya
darban- chaliye maalik apko andar bula rahe hain
dilip- main bade mama badi mami aur choti maasi ko pranam kiya
b mama- aao baitho
dilip- main baith gaya
b mama- kaise ho tum
dilip- main theek hoon
b mama- lo chai piyo
dilip- main chai peene laga
b mama- hum chahte hain tum humare yahan aake raho
dilip- mere haath se chai ka cup gir gaya
aur chai mere paint pe gir gaya
b mama- vanya jaldi se doctor ko bulao
vanya bhaag ke doctor bulane gai
[yahan pe aapko bata dun bade mama ka ek family doctor hai jo haveli mein hi rehta hai uski wife bhi
doctor hai ]
dilip- main theek hoon thakur sahab
b mama- mere room mein jaake change karo
ise mera room dikhao naukar se
naukar mujhe mama ji ke room mein le gaya
dilip- tum jao
main kabad mein paint dhundne laga
ek paint main uthaya
main apni pant utara toh dekha laal nishaan ho gaya tha
mera underwear bhi kharab ho gaya
main underwear utar diya
aur apne lund ko pakad ke dekhne laga kahin jala toh nahi hai
main apne lund ko dekh raha tha ki badi maami andar aa gayi
main jab badi maami ko dekha toh main but ban gaya
[ab kya hoga kahin badi maami ne kuch aur samajh liya toh]
main soch mein gum tha
badi maami ankhein phaad phaad ke mere lund ko dekh rahi thi
jab main hosh mein aaya toh main bathroom mein ghus gaya door lock karke lambi lambi saanse lene
laga
main apne jale hue jagah ko pani se dhoya
ek baar phir lambi saans li aur paint pehen ke bahar aaya
dilip- b mami room mein nahi thi
[aaj ka din hi kharaab hai]
main bahar aa gaya
badi maami bahar nahi dikh rahi thi
doctor aa gaya tha
doctor ne mujhe dawai aur cream di
doctor- thakur sahab ab ijazat chahoonga
b mama- dhanywaad doctor sahab
[doctor chala gaya]
dilip- thakur sahab main badi naani se pooch ke bataunga
b mama- hum kal ayenge badi maa se baat karne
dilip- [unhone mujhe bike ki key di]
main jaate waqt dekha vanya ke ankhon mein ansu the jo woh sabse chupane ki koshish kar rahi thi
main bike pe baitha aur chal diya ghar
jab main ghar pahuncha toh badi naani hall mein hi baithi thi
b naani- kahan tha mera beta 3 ghante se
dilip- main badi naani ko sab bata diya
[ badi maami wala incident chhod ke]
b naani- toh kal dharmesh aa rahe hain
tu baith main tere liye khana leke aati hoon
dilip- main aur badi naani ne khana khaya
main upar apne room mein aa gaya
iss baar maine door lock kiya
apni paint utaar ke cream lagane laga
cream laga ke underwear mein hi let gaya
mujhe aaj subah ki baat yaad aayi jab madam ne mujhe bhi principle jaisa ghatiya
aadmi samajh liya
iss principle ko main chhodunga nahi
aur main so gaya.....
dilip- raat ko 2 baje pyaas ki wajah se meri neend khuli
aaj ka din toh din raat bhi kharab hai
paani bhi nahi tha
main paint pehna aur neeche gaya paani lene
main kitchen mein gaya
paani piya main upar jaane laga tabhi servent quarter ki light jali huwi dikhi
maine socha itni raat ko chudai hi kar rahe honge
[ek baar jaake dekhta hoon]
main gaya khidki khuli thi aur gate band tha
main khidki se jhaank ke dekha
toh kya dekha humari naukrani sudha ko uska pati nahi
humara koi aur naukar chod raha tha
main gate knock kiya
aur chup gaya
tabhi kisi ke chalne ki awaaz aayi
yeh naukar 2 tha jo bhaag raha tha
naukar 2 khidki se kudke apne quarter mein bhaag gya
main phir door knock kiya
gate sudha ne khola
sudha- chhote malik aap
dilip- main bina kuch bole andar gaya
sudha- aapko kuch chahiye
dilip- tumhara pati kahan hai
sudha- wwwoh wwwoh
dilip- kya wwoh laga rakha hai batao
sudha ne bed ke neeche ishara kiya
main bed ke neeche dekha toh sudha ka pati kharrate le raha tha
isko kya hua
main use hilaya e sukhiya
e sukhiya
sudha- chhote maalik woh abhi nahi uthenge
dilip- kyun kya kiya tume iske saath
sudha- chhote maalik unko neend ki goli di hai
dilip- yeh toh mujhe pata hai ke tum kisi aur ke saath munh kaala kar rahi thi
yeh baat main b naani ko na bataoon iski tum mujhe 1 wajah do
sudha- chhote maalik aap yeh baat b thakurain ko nahi batenge
dilip- lekin tum bataogi wajah yeh sab karne ki
sudha- chhote maalik woh sukhiya mujhe khush nahi rakh pata hai
dilip- tumhare paas achche kapde hain tumhare paas gahne bhi hain tumhe kisi baat ki takleef nahi
hai
sudha- chhote maalik sukhiya mujhe chudai mein khush nahi kar pata hai
dilip- kya bol rahi ho mujhe kuch samajh nahi aaraha hai
sudha- chhote maalik main apko batati hoon
pehle aap apni paint utaariye
