Corona Jokes

[deeppreeti]

एक वकील साहब की दुविधा
वकालत पढ़े हुए 30 साल हो गये लेकिन आज एक सवाल ने फंसा दिया:
घर जमाई बन कर रहने वाले लड़के की बीवी किसी और के साथ भाग जाये तो क्या लड़का ससुराल में रह सकता है ?

 

[deeppreeti]

हिंदी की डिबेट्स बहुत आनंददायक होती है कई बार।
एक चैनल पर एंकर ने गेस्ट से पूछा कि आप तो उनकी पार्टी में फलां नेता पर भी लाईन मार रहे हैं।
गेस्ट ने जवाब दिया कि वो हमारी पार्टी पर लाईन मार सकते हैं तो हम उनके नेता पर लाईन क्यों नहीं मार सकते।

 

[deeppreeti]

पंगत में खाना खाने बैठा और अपना N-95. मास्क खोल कर टेबल पर रखा ही था
की परोसने वाले ने दोना समझ कर रायता डाल दिया

 

[Moon Light]

पंगत में खाना खाने बैठा और अपना N-95. मास्क खोल कर टेबल पर रखा ही था
की परोसने वाले ने दोना समझ कर रायता डाल दिया

 

[ag86]

Corona is not a joke

 

[deeppreeti]

An Indian went to a dentist in U S A for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said $1200, the Indian thought it was too much.
After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods. The dentist said, Yes, it can be done without anesthesia and will cost only $300 but it would be very very painful. Indian said OK Dr, do it without anesthesia.
The dentist removed the tooth without anesthesia and during the entire procedure the Indian sat quietly, even smiling a little. The dentist was not only surprised, but was quite impressed and said, I have never seen such a brave patient like you. I don't even want my fees, instead, take this $500 as a reward, you've taught me such a powerful lesson today about mastering one's pain and feelings !!!
In the evening he met his fellow dentists and told everyone about his amazing Indian patient. Out of all doctors, one doctor jumped up and shouted that Indian first came to me, I gave him anesthesia and asked him to wait outside for half an hour ! After half an hour when I called him he had left !!!!

 

[deeppreeti]

ये हमारी संस्कृति है कि हम किसी भी चीज को लात नहीं मारते है...
वर्ना फुटबॉल में आज भारत नंबर वन होता!
पर हम लोग टांग जरूर खींचते है इसलिए कबड्डी में हम नंबर वन है!!

 

[aamirhydkhan]

One day at Badshah- Shahenshah's Darbar, the Badshah decided that there should be a penis size competition of all the tributary rulers, to see who was the best man.

The Maratha Peshwa stood forth and exposed his fair male organ.
At this the audience exclaimed, "Jai Maharashtra !"

Then the Rajput Rajacame forth, and uncovered his penis from his pyjamas. His organ was larger than the Maratha, and so the audience exclaimed more loudly, "Rajputana Zindabad !"

Then the Navab of Awdh stepped forward and took out his red tool. It was even bigger than the Rajput's, so the audience shouted, "Awdh Zindabad!"

Then the Raja of Telangana stepped forward and pulled out his big black Dravidian organ. It was the largest of all, and so the audience shouted "Telangana Zindabad!"

Finally, the King of England, as representative of the East India Company, stepped forward and took out his organ, which was the smallest of all. Thereupon the audience said in a muted voice,
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"God save the Queen!"

 

[SHADOW KING]

hindi me post karo to padhne me maja aata hai .

 

[SultanTipu40]

One day at Badshah- Shahenshah's Darbar, the Badshah decided that there should be a penis size competition of all the tributary rulers, to see who was the best man.

The Maratha Peshwa stood forth and exposed his fair male organ.
At this the audience exclaimed, "Jai Maharashtra !"

Then the Rajput Rajacame forth, and uncovered his penis from his pyjamas. His organ was larger than the Maratha, and so the audience exclaimed more loudly, "Rajputana Zindabad !"

Then the Navab of Awdh stepped forward and took out his red tool. It was even bigger than the Rajput's, so the audience shouted, "Awdh Zindabad!"

Then the Raja of Telangana stepped forward and pulled out his big black Dravidian organ. It was the largest of all, and so the audience shouted "Telangana Zindabad!"

Finally, the King of England, as representative of the East India Company, stepped forward and took out his organ, which was the smallest of all. Thereupon the audience said in a muted voice,
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"God save the Queen!"

Kuch samjhe main nahi aya bhai