Subha nasta karke main our abbu dukan pe chale gye abbu kaka se bolke gaye ragu jesha mara room chamkaya ase hee ghar ki ak ak cheej chamkani hai tume
Kaka bole aap fikar na kare main har cheez ki under tak chamka dunga
kaka ne ye baat meri biwi ko dekh ke bole nagma kaka ki baat sun ke gardan niche kar ke muskurane
Abbu ki nazar na kaka pe gyi our na nagma pe gye
Me dukan pe betha tha abbu counter per pe bethe the
Mera dil kaka our nagma ko dekhne ka bohat kar raha tha subha subha dukan pe bhid jada thi girak ko nipate 11 baje gye
Mene khud kuch girak ko niptaya jaldi jaldi
Me kabhi girak ko saman nahi dikhata tha
Aaj mujhe girak ko saman dikhate huye dekh ke abbu bohat khus the
11 baje tak dukan se bhid khatam ho chuki thi
Ab ikka dukka hi ghirak the dukan pe
Main abbu se bola abbu ji meri tabiyat kuch thik nahi lagrahi hai
Abbu bole kya hua hai tumhe
Me bola raat mujhe bukhar aaya tha lagta hai fir se mujhe bukhar araha hai
Abbu bole pehle dawai leke aao
Main bola mere pass Paracitamol ki goli hai raat bhi mene yahi goli khayi thi
Subha nagma ne mujhe aate time goli de Dee thi
Me goli khake let jata hu
Abbu bole thik hai tum upar jao main yaha sab dekh lunga
Main aram aram se upar restroom me gaya under jake mene room ke get ki kundi laga lee taki kyi bhi ak dam de under na ajaye
Fir mene jaldi se mobile pe camera chalu kya kaan me earbuds lagai mene apne room ka camera chalu kya nagma our kaka mere room me nahi the fir mene ammi abbu ke room ka camera on kiya baha bhi dono nahi the
mene fir baji ke room ka camera suru kya baha bhi koyi nahi tha
Mene tisri manzil ke sare room ke camera on kiye baha bhi koyi nahi tha
Mene last me hole ka camera on kiya nagna our kaka hole me the
Dono pure nange the nagma ne sirf ak kaka scaf muh pe bandh rakha tha nagma sofe ke niche kaka ki tango ke bich bethi thi
Kaka sofe pe bethe the
Kaka ke hath me kanch ka glass tha table pe ak badi sharab ki bottle rakhi sath me palet me namkeen bhi rakhi thi
Kaka ne hath ka glass khali kar ke glass meri biwi ko diya
Meri biwi me hath me glass leke
sharab ki bottle uthai aur FIR glass me sharab karne lagi
Nagma ne glass me thodi si sharab dali fir pani ka jug uthaya our glass me pani dalne lagi
Nagma ne glass me sharab se jada pani dala our fir kaka ko glass de diya
Fir nagma ne kaka ka kala lamba mota land hath ki mutthi bana ke pakad liya our upar niche karne lagi
Ham log sharab ko dekhna bhi gunah samajhte hai
hamare piche meri sarif biwi ghar ke nokar ko sharab apne hath se kar ke pine ko de rahi thi
Kaka ka land pakad ke Nagma ke asa karne se kaka ke land ka mota supada khal se nikal ke under bahar hone lagta hai meri biwi kaka ke land ka supada under bahar hote huye gor se dekh rahi
Meri biwi ko sab sarif nek samajhte hai
Ak hafte pehle me bhi nagma ko bohat nek samajhta tha
Mene socha nahi tha meri biwi dusra rup asa hoga
Men man hi man me bola aaj nagma se baat karunga ye sab kyo kar rahi ho kisi ne dekh liya kitni badnami hogi
Me soch hi raha tha mere kano me kaka ki abaaz ayi
Kaka meri biwi se bole cigret kaha hai
Nagma kaka se boli offo main jald baji me lana bhul gayi
Abhi lati hu
Nagma uthke upar Jane lagi nagma sidha apne room me gayi our almari khol ke cigrate ki dibbi our lighter nikala
Main camere me sab dekh raha tha
Nagma cigrate lighter la ke kaka ko dene lagi
Kaka bole cigret jala ke tera chutiya khasam dega
Nagma hash ke boli nahi uski biwi degi
Nagma ye keh ke cigrate ki dubbi se ak cigrate nikali cigrate nikal ke apne muh me laga ke jalane lagi cigrate ke do teen kash maar ke nagma ne cigrate kaka ko de di
Ye dekh ke meri ankhe fail gyi meri biwi kitni asani se cigrate ka dhua jhel gayi
Mujhe yaad hai ak baar kafi saal pehle mere dost ne mujhe cigrate pine ko dee jese hi mene cigrate me ak Kash mara mujhe khasi hone lagi uske baad meri himmat nahi hui cigrate pine ki
Yaha meri biwi ghar ke nokar ko khud cigrate jala ke de rahi hai
Meri biwi niche beth ke kaka ke land se khel rahi thi
Kaka ne cigrate me do khas mare our fir cigrate meri biwi ko de di
Nagma ne kaka ke hath se cigrate leke pine lagi
Nagma muh se dhua kaka ke land pe nikal rahi thi
Nagma dhua land pe nikal ke fir kaka ka land muh me leke chusne lagti
Meri biwi bar bar asa kar rahi thi
Ak Kash Cigrate ne marti dhua land pe chodti fir land muh me leke chusne lagti
Nagma ki kamuk harkat dekh ke mera land khada ho gya
Mene apna pajama underwear utar ke fik diya
Fir apna chhota sa land pakad ke sehlane lage
Mera land itna bada tha meri mutthi se bahar bahi nikalta hai
Jab meri biwi ghar ke nokar ka land chus rahi thi
Kaka ne ak harkat ki
Ye dekh ke Mene socha meri biwi kaka pe gussa karegi
