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Dosto kuch log mujh se kahani band karne ko bol rahe hai gandi gandi galiya de rahe hai
Aap log mujhe batao me kahani likhu ya band kardu
Aap log mujhe batao me kahani likhu ya band kardu
Please continue writing. Ignore the morons.Dosto kuch log mujh se kahani band karne ko bol rahe hai gandi gandi galiya de rahe hai
Aap log mujhe batao me kahani likhu ya band kardu
Ekdom superb,mast,jabardast aur interesting writings!Nagma ke muh se ye baat sun ke mujhe bohat herat ho rahi thi
Meri biwi ne mujhe our ammi abbu ko nokar ke moot ke gande batan se hame chay pilayi
Ye sunke mere sarir ke rongte khade ho gye
Mujhe gussa ane ki jaga mere sarir me karant dodne laga our mera land apna sar uthane laga
Kaka bole har kaam pehli baar karne me dar lagta hai meri m*****b randi
Uske baad fir tune kya kya kiya bo bhi bata
Us ke baad tu tum roj dhule huye sab ke bartan me mootne Lage yaha tak mere bhi bartan me
Mujhe un bartano ko fir dhona padta
Kaka bole tujhe bhi to maza ane laga tha baad me tu khud mera land pakad ke sab ke bartano pe mootne ko kehti thi
Meri biwi boli our me kya karti tum jabtak moot nahi lete the tab tak jate bhi to nahi the.
Kaka bole nahi tu chhut bol rahi hai me janta tha tujhe bhi maza ata hai bartano pe mootbane me
Meri biwi boli tum kese keh sakte ho ke
Mujhe bhi maza ane laga tha
Kaka bole me to ye bhi janta hu tune kyi baar mere moot ke sane bartan bina dhoye hi sab ko un bartano me chay pilai thi
Ye sun ke meri biwi kaka ko herat se dekh ke boli
Tumhe kese pata ye sab tum to moot ke chale jate the
Kaka bole tujhe pata nahi
Meri n*****zi.pak Chinal
Mene chhup ke khidki se sab dekha hai
Nagma ue sun ke kaka ke sine me mukke marne lagi our boli
Tum bohat kamine ho kaka tumne mujhe bhi apni tarha kar diya hai
Kaka bole sach bata me jo keh raha hu bo sach hai
Meri biwi boli ha dhire dhire mujhe bhi tumhari harkato se maza ane laga tha us time meri choot me chutiya si chalne lagti thi
Na jane kese ak baar mene aap ke moot se sane bartan bina dhoye hi sab ko usme chay kar ke dee mene bhi usi bartan me chay sab ke sath beth ke chay pee
Me sab ko moot ke bartan me chay pite huye dekh ke
Meri choot me bohot jada pani nikal ne laga
Mujhe itna maza aya ke me bina haath lagaye hi jhad gyi
Us din ke baad tumne jitni baar bhi bartano me moota
Mene bartan bhina dhoye hi sab ko chay pilayi
Kaka Meri Biwi se bole baki ki baat baad me karenge
Jaldi se sharab cigrate nikal
Meri biwi boli tum mere chutiya shohar ke bed pe betho
Me abhi sab saman rakhti hu
Meri biwi ye keh ke bahar chali gyi our thodi der baad ayi nagma ke hath me glass our jug tha kuch namkeen ke pekit the
Nagma ne bo saman bed pe rakh diya our fir apni sefe almari khol ke sharab ki bottle our cigrate nikali
Me ye dekh ke heran tha meri biwi sharab cigrate apni hi almari me rakhti hai
Nagma ne sharab ki bottle kholi our do glass me sharab kerne lagi sharab karke fir glass me pani milaya
Ak glass kaka ko diya dusra meri biwi ne uthaya
Fir nagma ne kaka ke glass se cheers kar ke dono sharab pine lage
Nagma sharab ka glass pura ak baar me pigy
Our jaldi se namkeen utha ke khane lagi
Itne me kaka ne bhi apna glass khali kar diya
Meri biwi ne fir se sharab glass me ki
Fir dono ne glass utha ye fir sharab ak ak gut pine lage
Nagma ne ak cigrate jalayi our do teen kas maar ke cigrate kaka ko de Dee
Nagma kaka se boli kaka jante ho kal kya hua
Kaka batao
Nagma boli kal raat mera chutiya shohar mera muh sung ke bola tumhare muh se kesi smell arahi hai
Mene bola thakan ki homoeopathic ki dawai ki arahi hai
Bo sala maan gya
Use sharab our dawai ka pata hi nahi
Kaka Nagma ki baat sun ke hasne lage
Tera shohar sach me bohat sida hai
Sale ki biwi randi banke nikar se chudwati hai bo chutiya tujhe abhi bhi m****b. Pak samajhta hai
Nagma kaka mujhe Jalil karte guye sharab pi rahe the
Main yaha apni beizzati sunte huye sunke maza le raha tha
Mera land ab Full tite ho gya
Me uthke jaldi se toilet gya our apna pajama utar ke tang diya.fir sit pe beth ke muth marne laga
Din me kyi kyi baar muth marte marte ab mere land se jaldi se vriya nahi niklta hai
Kaka our nagma sharab ke kyi peg pi gye the
Nagma ko full nasha hone laga
Kaka ne apni dhoti khol ke faik dee
Nagma ne kaka ka land pakad ke muh me le liya
Kaka ne thake maar maar ke pura land muh me daal diya our fir kaka meri biwi ka muh chodne lage
Meri biwi ke muh se gu...ggu ki abaaz arahi thi
Thodi der kaka nagma ka muh chod ke
Apna land muh se nikal ke bole chal meri pa*k*za malkin ab tu mere liye kuttiya banja me tujhe piche se chodunga
Ye sunke meri biwi kuttiya ban gyi
Kaka ne meri biwi ki gand me land rakh ke jor ka dhakka mara
Ak hi dhakke me kaka adha land meri biwi ki gand me gus gya
Nagma ke muh jor ki chikh nikli our boli
Ya.. a*l*h
Mar gayi kaka aram aram se chodo mujhe
Kaka ne Meri Biwi ki baat pe dhiyan nhi diya
Jaldi jaldi dhakke maar ke pura land gand me daal diya
Kaka 10 11 inch ka land meri biwi ki gand me chala gya
Kaka jor jor se dhakke maar maar ke chodne lage
Thodi der baad meri biwi ko bhi Gand marane me bhi maza ane laga
Meri biwi ka muh bed ke sirhane ki taraf tha
Nagma ki nazar chudai karwate huye bed ke sirhane pe rakhi moti ki tasbeeh pe gyi
Bo tasbeeh bahi thi jise nagma n****z padhne ke baad padhti thi
Meri biwi ne bo tasbeeh utha ki apne muh me leke chusne lagie
Thadi der Kaka Gand maar ke apna land Meri Biwi ki Gand se land nikal liya
Land nikal ke nagma ke muh ke pass a gaye
Nagma ne fir jo kyi ye dekh ke mere land ne jor ki pichkari mari
Meri ankh thodi der ke liye band ho gyi