Nagma ne mere muh me bo fir se daal diya
Ab me pehle se bhi Jada is cheej ka pata lagane ke liye akhir ye hai kya
Main puri dilo jaan se koshish karne laga
Ab Se pehle nagma ne mujhe jitni bhi cheeje chusne ko dee thi
Mene unhe jibh ke ahsan se ya fir sung ke bata diya tha
Ye kya hai mujhe pata nahi chal pa raha tha
Mujhe iski smell bhi arahi thi
Magar ye smell kis sabji ya fruits ki hai main pata nahi kar pa raha tha
Main laga taar apni jibh uske upar se sab taraf guma raha tha
Magar meri sari koshish bekar ho rahi thi
Mene socha ise our apne muh ke under leke dekhta hu sayad iski lambayi se pata chal jaye ye kya hai
Main use apne muh ke under jada se jada lene laga mere muh me bas 5 Inch tak gya hoga bo
Uani use apne halak Tak le liya tha
Ab meri halat kharab hone lagi
Isko mutayi bhi bohat thi
Mere muh me fas ke jaa raha tha
Main thodi der tak use apne halak tak roke rakha
Ye bhi koshish meri bekar gyi main fir bhi nahi pehchan paya ise
Mene use thoda sa bahar nikala
Our fir me ise chusne laga
Mujhe ye thoda garam sa lag raha kuch tha our kuch mulam mulam bhi tha
Mujhe ise chusne me our cheezo se jada isme maza a raha tha
Agar meri biwi mere haath nahi bandhti
To me jarur ise pakadne ki koshish karta
nagma ko is baat ka ahsas pehle se tha
Tabhi to meri biwi ne mere haath pehle hi bandh diye the
Mujhe chuste chuste 15 minut Ho gye honge
Me haar maan chuka tha
Ise me nikalne hi bala tha
Tabhi mera dhiyan kaka ke land pe chala gaya
Our me man hi man mein sochne laga
kahi ye kaka ka land to nahi hai jise me sabji ya fruits samajh ke chus raha hu
Mujhe kuch kuch Shak hone laga tha
Mujhe yaad hai
Nagma ne meri ankhon pe rumal band ke get bhi khola tha
Sayad meri biwi ne Kaka ke liye hi get khola ho
Jese hi mera dhiyan kaka ke land pe gya
Mere land me bhi sar sarahat hone lagi
Main fir se ispe apni jibh chalane laga
Pehle me
Kela baigan kakdi torayi
Samajh ke chat raha tha
Ab me ise land samajh ke chat raha hu
Iski moment se lag bhi raha hai ke ye land hi hai
Iske andar lachak bhi hai iski khal bhi aage piche ho rahi hai
Iski motayi bhi kaka ke land jitni hee hai
lambi ki mujhe pata nahi kyo ki mene ise chhuke dekha nahi
Ab mujhe pura pura mehsus ho raha hai ye kaka ka land hi hai
Mene ab thoda sa land chhod ke baki pura land bahar nikal diya sirf land ka supada hi mere muh me tha
Ab mene apni jibh supade pe feri
Mujhe land ke supade pe chamdi mehsus huyi .
Fir mene apni jibh chamdi ke under gusa dee
Meri do inch jibh land ki khaal ke under gus gyi
Ab meri jibh khal our supade ki bich me thi
Fir main apni jibh supade pe gol gol ghumane laga
Asa karne se mujhe bohat maza araha tha
Thodi der jibh ghumne ke baad
Fir mene apni jibh baha se nikal lee
Our fir land ke supade ke samne apni jibh ferne laga
Main apni jibh supade ke samne sab taraf fair hi raha hai
Mujhe supade pe ak gaddhah sa mehsus hua
Mene apni jibh usi Gadde pe rok di
Our fir me use apni jibh se kuredne laga
Ab mujhe 100% yakin ho gya ye kaka ka hi land
Kyoki ye gaddah land ka chhed hai jaha se peshab our vriya nikalta hai
Pata nahi kyo mujhe gussa ane ki jaga
Our ulta ye ganda kaam karne me maza araha tha
Main kaka ka lamba mota kala land khub man laga ke chus raha tha
Tabhi nagma ne mere muh se Land nikal liya
Our boli kitna time laga rahe ho tum ase to tum puri raat laga doge
Ise chuste chuste
Ab batao iska naam
Nagma ki baat sunke ke main sochne laga
Nagma ko sach bolu ya jhhuth bolu
Sach bolu to pakde jane ka khatra Meri sari pol patti kul jayegi
Mujhe dar tha kahi meri biwi mujh se naraz na ho jaye
Ya fir ye bhi ho sekta hai nagma kaka se chudna band na kar de
Main chahta tha jese chal raha hai besa hi chalta rahe
main chhup chhup ke dono ki chudai dekh ke maza leta rahu
Jhhuth bolta hu to game harne ka dar tha
Mujhe game bhi zitna tha
kyo ki main Nagma se zeet ke apni marzi se aaj maze karna chahta tha
Main buri tarha se fas gya tha
Mene socha jhhuth hi bol deta hu jada se jada yahi hoga ke main aaj maze nahi kar paunga
Baki din to main roj hi nagma our kala ki chudai dekh ke maze karta to rahunga
Mujhe sochta dekh ke meri biwi boli kya soch rahe ho
Main bola tumne jo ye mere muh me dala hai iske hi bare me soch raha hu
Nagma to fir batao kya socha tumne
Main bola mujhe nahi pata ye kya hai
Nagma boli yani tum har mante ho
Main bola ha main haar Manta hu
Magma boli abhi tumhare pass ak chans our hai
Ab game suru kare
Main bola ha suru karao
Nagma ne game fir se start Kiya
Mujhe se boli batao ye kya hai
Mene use jibh se chat ke kaha ye icecream hai
Nagma boli sahi bole tum
Main bola icecream to main laya nahi tha ye kaha se ayi
Meri biwi boli icecream mere pass pehle se hi mozud thi
Nagma fir boli ise chus ke batao kya hai ye
Mene use muh me liya
Our us pe apni jibh feri
Mujhe us pe chhote chhote dane bane huye mehsus huye
Main bola ye khira hai
Nagma boli sahi bataya
Ab ye game ka last our aakhri padhaw hai
soch samajh ke batana
Main bola thik hai
Nagma boli ye kya hai
Mene use apni jibh se chata
Mujhe uspe patla patla Pani sa mehsus hua
Mene use chat ke dekha mujhe bo bohat kadba laga mera pura muh kadwa ho gya
Us pani me bohat tez smell bhi arahi thi
Main nagma se bola ye pani sa kya hai Nagma
ye bohat kadwa hai our smell bhi bohat a rahi hai
Meri biwi boli thodi der is pani ko chate raho kuch de ke baad tumhe ye pani kadwa nahi lagega
Main bola thik hai kuch der tak me chatke dekhta hu our mujhe pata bhi chal jaegi ke ye kya hai
Ye keh ke mene fir se pani ko chatna suru kar diya
Suru suru me Main pani ko chat raha tha
Dhodi der baad pani ki bohat patli see dhaar mere muh me ane lagi
Main us pani ko ab pine laga