Ab roj nagma gandi gandi baat karke Mujhse muth marbati rahi
Main dhire dhire nagma ke kabze me ane laga tha
Main nagma ke uksane se Abbu ko khul ke gandi gandi galiya dene laga
Meri biwi bhi mere sath abbu ko galiya deti thi
Mene nagma ke kehne se kaka ke room me our dukan ke toilet me camera bhi lagwa diya tha
Ab jab bhi
Kaka toilet me mootne jate
Main mobile me kaka ko mootte huye dekhta
Kaka bhi camera ki taraf muh karke mootte
Kabhi kabhi mootte huye Ajeeb ajeeb si harkat karte mujhe kaka ko mootte huye dakh ke bohat maza ata tha
Mere mobile me kaka ke mootne ki bohat sari video recording ho gyi thi
Ak din Meri Biwi mujhse boli
Asfak ak baat puchu
Main bola pucho kya puchna hai
Meri biwi boli
Kya sach me kaka ka land tumse bada hai
Main bola ha nagma kaka ka land mujhse bohat bada hai
Kya tumhe kaka ka land achha lagta hai
Main bola ha nagma mujhe kaka ka land bohat achha lagta hai
Nagma boli kya mujhe nahi dikhaoge kaka land
Main bola
Main bola tum nahi dekh paogi nagma
Nagma par main kyo nahi dekh paungi asfak
Mere paas sari video kaka ki mootne bali hai
Meri biwi boli to kya hua
Ye baat tum our main hi jante hai
Kaka thode hi jante hai keh ham unhe mootte huye dekh rahe hai
Nagma ki baat sun ke main mobile se kaka ki video nakal ke nagma ko dikhane laga
Meri biwi kaka ka land dekh ke boli ya a*l*ha
Kitna bada land hai kaka ka
Ye to sach me loda hai
Tumhari lulli se 5 guna
Lamba our mata hoga
Main ha Nagma kaka ka land mujhe 5 guna bada hoga
Nagma ya a*l*ha dekho asfak moot ki dhaar bhi kitni dur gir rahi
Our kitni moti dhaar hai
Kaka is umar me bhi kitne jawan lagrahe hai
Sach me kaka ka loda tum se alag dikh raha hai
Dekho inke land ke age kitni chamdi latak rahi hai

Dekho asfak kaka ke lode ke niche
Inke aand kitne mote hai
upper to lower case
Haye a*l*ha
Kitna zandar loda hai kaka ka
Asfak Agar kaka apne land se tumhe takkar mar de
To Tum kaka ke land ki takkar se dur jake girohe
Ye tumne mujhe kya dikha diya asfak
Sach me meri to kaka ke lode se nazar hi nahi hat rahi hai
Kaka ke samne tumhari lulli mejhe
Mugfali jesi lag rahi hai
Main bola tum thik keh rahi ho nagma
Meri biwi boli asfak mene jo tumhare muh me bo dala tha us raat
tum use yehi land samajh ke chus rahe the na
Main ha Nagma me kaka ka yahi land samajh ke chus raha tha
Nagma boli agar ye sach me ho to tumhe kesa lagega
Main ye kese ho sakta hai Nagma
Meri biwi boli
Kyo nahi ho sakta hai
Aaj kal to ye aam baat hai
Net pe dekho na jane kitne malik
Apni fantasy puri karne ke liye
Apne nokar ka land chuste hai
Koyi koyi malik to apni gand bhi marbate hai apne nokar se
Main bola nahi yaar asa nahi hota hai
Nagma ruko me tumhe dikhati hu
Fir nagma ne Google pe gay bali video nikal ke mujhe dikhaya
Net pe bohat sari video thi
Mene ak video dekhi usme malik apne nokar ka land muh me leke chus raha tha
Video dekh ka mera chhota sa land ak dam tan gya
Fir mene ak our video dekhi
Ye video bhi pehli Bali video ki tarah thi
Ase hi mene 4 5 video dekhi sab video ak jesi hi thi
Meri nazar ak video pe gyi us video pe humiliation likha tha
Mene bo video play ki
Us video me ak ganda sa nikal malik ke gaal pe jor jor se thappad maar raha tha
Nokar malik ke muh pe thuk ke gandi gandi galiya bhi de raha tha
Video dekh ke mujhe bohat herani ho rahi thi
Mere land se pani bahar nikalne ko taiyar tha
Meri biwi ne mera land pakad liya
Our boli asfak tumhari lulli to fatne ko taiyar hai
Ak kaam karo tum video dekhte huye
Apni lulli pakad ke muth maro
Main biwi ki baat sunke
Video dekhte huye muth marne laga
Ak video me to nokar Malik ke muh me hi moot raha tha
Our malik bade maze se apne nokar ka moot pi raha tha
Ye seen dekh ke main jhadne laga
Meri biwi boli
Kya baat hai
Moot pine boli video dekh ke ak dam se jhadne lage yaar tum
Main bola ha yaar main ye seen dekh
Apne aap ko kantrol nahi kar paya
Nagma yani tumhe ye video dekh ke achha laga
Our tum chahte ho koyi tumhare sath asa kare
Main dhire se bola chahta to me bhi hu
Koyi mere sath bhi asa kare
Magar badnami se dar lagta hai
Meri biwi boli dekho ye baat ham tino me rahegi
Kisi ko kuch pata nahi chalega
Main bola ye tisra kon hai nagma
Meri biwi are mere bhole shohar tisre kaka hai
Tum kaka ko set karo our jindagi ke maze lo
Main bola tum bhi kaka se maze karna chahti ho
Nagma tobo tobo a*l*ha se daro asfak
Mere bare me tum kesi baat kar rahe ho tumne mujhe kya samajh liya hai
Main to bas tuhare liye kar rahi hu ye sab
( Nagma abhi bhi yahi samajhti hai
Jese mujhe kuch pata hi nahi hai
Main bhi yahi chahta hu ke main nagma ke samne anjan bana rahi )
Main bola sorry yaar mujhe maaf kar do
Mene to bas ase hi bol diya tha
Nagma boli age se yaad rakhna kabhi mere bare me asi baat na karna
Main kaan pakad ke bola thik hai main yaad rakhunga
Main fir se bola ye batao kala kese manege
Meri biwi boli man jayenge
Tum kaka ko alag se jada se pese dene laga our unse kaam bhi kam karbao
Fir dekhna kaka tumhari kese baat mante hai
Main bola par nagma mujhe dar lag raha hai
Nagma boli dekho jesa main kehti hu tum bo karte jao
Dekhna bohat jaldi kala ka chamdi bala land tumhare muh me hoga
Ak baar kala baat man jaye fir tum apni sari Tamanna puri kar lena
Main bola thik hai nagma tum ak baar mera ye kaam karba do yaar tumhara bahut bada ahsan hoga mujh pe
Main fir nagma ke kehe tarike pe chalne laga
Main kaka ko abbu se chhupa ke alag se pese dene laga
Our kam bhi pehle se kam karbane laga tha
Mujhe lagta hai meri biwi ne kaka ko bata diya hoga
Asfak tumhara land chusne ko taiyar hai
Main nagma ke kehne se dhire dhire
Kaka ke room me thodi thodi der tak bethne laga tha
Ase hi kuch din bit gye