Main bola ha kaka aap thik keh rahe ho
Kaka bole kabhi kabhi dil karta hai main bhi dost ke pass chala jau
Usne mujhe kyi baar bulaya hai
Par main hi nahi gya baha
Is baar ramu milega mujhse bol dunga
Apne malik se meri bhi baat karle kaam ke liye
Ramu ke Malik ko lamba mota hathiyar bohat pasand hai
Mera to ramu se bhi bada hai
Kaka ki baat sun ke
Main ghabra gya
Mere muh se ak dam se nikla
Nahi nahi kaka aap kahi mat jana
Aap hamare yaha barso se reh rahe ho
Kabhi hamari taraf se koyi pareshani huy hai tumhe
Kaka jana to padega hi malik barna mere jisam ki garmi mujhe pagal kar degi
Main bola aap apne haath se hi apni garmi nikal lo kaka
Kaka bole ab mujhe apne haath se maza nahi aata hai malik
Main ramu ke Malik ke pass chala jaunga
Meri badan ki sari garmi bo chus chus nakal dene.
Kaka ke jane ki sun ke .
Main sochne laga
Kaka agar chale gye
To sara khel kharab ho jayega
Ab tak Main nagma our kaka ki chudai chori chupe dekh ke muth marta tha
Kaka ke jane se ye sab khatam ho jayega
Our meri biwi ko bhi to kaka ke lambe mote land ki adat ho gyi hai
Fir uska kya hoga
Jaha tak me janta hu
Ak baar aurat ko dusre ka land muh lag jaye
Fir bo aurat nahi rukti hai
Meri biwi ko ab lambe mote land ki adat pad gyi hai
Agar meri biwi ko kaka ka land nahi mila
To bo zarur bahar kisi anjan ke pass jaygi ya use ghar bulayegi
Fir pata nahi bo insaan kesa ho
Bo meri biwi ko blackmail bhi kar sakta
Hame badnaam bhi kar sakta
Agar asa hua
Jo hamari samaz me izzat hai bo sab khatam ho jayegi
Samaz me ham muh dikhne ke kabil nahi rahege
Jara si der me mere dimag me tarha tarha ke khayal ane a lage
Mujhe kaka ke jane se apna izzat dar Parivar badnam hote huye nazar a raha tha
Kaka ko rokne ka mujhe ak rasta dikh raha
Bo rasta yahi tha
Main bhi ramu ke Malik ki tarha karu
Asa karne se mujhe
Mere ghar ki izzat to mehfuz rahegi hi
Sath me jo mere dil me dabi huyi ichha hai
Bo bhi puri ho jayegi
Itne me kaka bole kaha kho gye ho malik
Main himmat karke bola
Agar me bhi ramu ke Malik ki tarha karu
Fir to nahi jaoge kaka
Kaka jaldi se bole
Fir me kyo jaunga ye ghar chhod ke malik
Fir to aap ramu ke Malik se bhi achhe
Aap hoge
Main bola thik hai me karne ko tayar hu
Kaka bole Malik jab aap ye sab karne ko taiyar ho
Kyo na khul ke kare
Main bola main samjha nahi kaka
Kaka mere kehne ka matlab hai me our tum gandi gandi baat kare asa karne se ham dono ko maza ayega
Mere muh se agar gali nikal jaye
Tum bura mat manna
Main thik he kaka me gangi gangi baat karne ki koshish karunga
Kaka bole
Pakdo apne haath me mera land
Mene jhijhakte huye apna haath kaka ki dhoti me dala
Kaka ka land pakad ke pura bahar nikal liya
Aaj pehli baar mene kaka ka land pakda
Land pakadte hi[/B]
Mujhe Bijli ka karant ka jhatka sa laga
Mere pure sarir me ajib si hal chal hone lagi
Mere hath kanp rahe the
Main apne haath se kaka ka land sahi se pakad nahi pa raha tha
Mera haath kanpte huye dekhke kaka bole
Malik tumhara haath
Kyo kanp raha hai
Main land ko guar se dekhte huye kaka ye kya hai
Kaka ne kaha ye land hai malik
Main l..l....la.n.d asa bhi hota hai
Kaka ha malik asli mard ka land asa hi hota
Main ye to bohat bada hai our mota bhi kuch jada hai
Kaka abhi to our bada hoga mera land abhi sahi se khada kaha hua hai
Tum dekhna jab mera land full khada hoha
Main janta tha abhi kala ka land sahi se khada nahi hua tha
Khada hone pe land our bhi lamba our mota hona hai
Main kaka se baat kar ke apne under ki saram haya khatam kar raha tha
Jab bhi main kaka ka land dekhta tha
Mere undar ka mard pan me ajeeb sa tharki pan a jata tha
Aaj bhi dhire dhire mera Tharki pan jagne laga
Main bola kya abhi aap ka our bada hoga
Kaka ha malik tum mujhse gandi gandi baat karo
Fir dekhna mera land kinti jandi khada hota hai
Kaka ki baat sun ke main bola baat kar raha hu kaka
Kaka kaha kar rahe ho malik tum to bas sarma rahe ho
Main bola mujhe gandi baat karni nahi ati hai kaka
Kaka bole me tumhe batau gandi baat kese karte hai malik
Main dhire se bola ha batao kaka
Kaka bole tum batao malik gandi baat kis ke bare me kare
Main samjha nahi kaka
Kaka baat karne ke liye koyi to honi chahiye ladki ya aurat
Uske bare me soch ke baat karenge to maza jada ayega
Main ha kaka tum thik keh rahe ho
Aap kaki ki baat karo
Kaka bole tum ne kaki ko dekha hai
Main nahi kaka mene nahi dekha hai
Kaka to fir tumhe kaha maza ayega
Maza tab zada ata hai
Jise tum our me achi tarha se jante ho
Main bola isa kon hai jise ham done jante hai mujhe to koyi asa dikhayi nhi de Raha hai kaka tumhari Nazar me koyi hai to mujhe badao...
Kaka meri nazar me hai to magar bo bahar ki nahi hai
Main kaka ki kuch kuch baat samaj raha tha
kaka kis ki baat kar rahe hai
Jarur kaka meri biwi nagma ki hi baat kar rahe hai
Kaka mujh se nagma ke bare me gandi gandi baat karna chahte hai
Kaka to pehle hi meri biwi ko chod chudke hai
Main bhi ab ye janna chahta hu kaka meri biwi ke bare me kesi gandi baat karenge
Main bola bahar ki nahi hai to fir kaha ki hai batao na kaka mujhse
Kaka aap malik bura mat manna ham sirf baat hi karenge
Maze karne ke liye our kuch nahi karenge
Main ak sarif insaan hu
Mene aaj tak aap ke ghar me kisi ko bhi buri Nazar se nahi dekha hai
Main man hi man me bola
Main sab janta hu kaka tum kitne sarif insaan ho
Meri bholi bhali nek m****bi sarif biwi ko tumne m****bi randi bana diya hai
Our hamare samne tum kitna sarif banke dikhate ho
Main kaka ka land sehlate huye bola
Ham sab jante hai kaka aap bohat sarif ho
Tabhi to hamne tumhe Ghar me rakha hua hai
Ab jaldi se batao kon hai bo
Kaka bole bo isi ghar ka member hai
Main kaka ke samne jhut muth ka chokte huye bola
Kya hamare hi ghar ka member hai
Kaka hai Malik
Main kon hai bo ghar me jiske bare me tum gandi baat karna chahte ho
Kaka main tumhe kese batau darta hu kahi tum bura na maan jao
Main bola nahi kaka me bura nahi manunga
Ye sab to aap ki bas fantasy hai
Koysa aap unke sath galat kaam karoge
Ab mujh se sawar nhi ho raha tha
Mera dil keh raha tha ab jaldi se kaka meri biwi ke bare me gandi gandi baat kana suru kar de
soch ke mera chhota sa land pajame me tanne laga
Kaka ak baar fir se soch lo malik baad me mujh se kuch kehna nahi
Main bola main kuch nahi kahunga kaka
Bolo kon hai
Bo aap ki choti behen muskan hai
Main kaka ke muh se apni choti behen muskan ka naam sunke heran ho gya
Mene socha bhi na tha kaka meri behen muskan ka naam lenge
Muskan Parveen meri chhoti sagi Behan hai
3 saal pehle uski sadhi hedrabad ke alam khan se huyi thi
Padhai ki baja se Muskan ki shadi thodi let huyi thi
Muskan deoband ke ma****se se a***a ki padhai kari huyi hai
Ghar me sabse jada padhi likhi
Meri behen muskan hi hai
Muskan ke shohar t***gi zamat se jude huye hai
Har Saal 3 se 4 baar 40. 40 din ke liye zamat ma jate hai
Jab bhi alam zamat me jate hai
Muskan apne meke me rehne ke liye a jati thi
Muskan hai to mujhse choti
Magar A**ma hone ki baza se
Main use baji kehta tha
Muskan baji bohat hi nek m****bi
p*k*za
Ladki hai
ghar me bhi bohat salike se rehti thi apne badan ko har time dhak ke rakhti thi
Kaka muskan ka naam lenge
mene khuawo me bhi socha na tha
Abhi tak me yahi soch raha tha kaka meri biwi ka naam lenge
Our fir uske bare me gandi gandi baat karenge
Meri biwi ke bare me baat karne se mujhe koyi atraz nahi tha
Magar muskan baji ki naam leke kaka ne sab khel bagad diya
Main apne man me bola nahi kaka muskan baji ke bare me kuch na kehna
Muskan baji ak a**ma hai
Uska mukam bohat uncha hai
Muskan baji ka naam sunke
Thodi der pehle Mera land dhire dhire tan raha tha
Bo bhi akdam se niche latak gya
Mere haath ki pakad bhi kaka ke land se
Dhilee ho gyi
Kaka meri taraf goar se dekhte huy bole
Kya hoa malik
Tumhare haath ki pakad kese dhilee ho gyi
Main kaka se bola kaka aap muskan baji ke bare me kuch nahi kehna
Bo bohat hi Sarif pak
M*zh*bi a,**ma hai
Unke bare me asi besi baat karna bhi gunah hai
Meri baat sunke kaka ko gussa a gya
Our gusse se bole
Aap apne room me Jao malik
Main bhi Subha yaha se chala jaunga
Main gabra ke bola aap gussa kyo ho gye kaka
Kaka bole rehne do malik aap ki baski baat nahi
Main tumhara kitna kaam karta hu
Aap mera ak kaam nahi kar pa rahe ho
Main bola mene kab mana kya hai karne ko
Bas aap muskan baji ke badle me kisi our ki baat karo
Kaka dekho me baat karunga to muskan ki hi karunga barna kisi ki bhi nahi karunga
Main par muskan baji hi kyo kaka
Kaka kyo ki bo mujhe pasand hai
Mene aaj tak uske jesi khubsurat ladki nahi dekhi hai
Our khas baat to ye hai keh bo ak m****bi a**ma hai
Main bola aap ko m****bi a**ma pasand
Kaka ha mujhe m****bi pasand hai me bas unke bare me gandi baat karna chahta hu
Tumhe ye sab nahi pasand tum yaha se ja sakte ho
Mujhe kaka ka land achha lag raha tha
mera yaha se jane ka dil nahi kar raha tha
Main kaka se bola thik hai jese aap ki marzi
Aap muskan baji ki baat kar sakte ho kaka
Kaka meri baat sunke bole thik ye last baar hai ab agar tumne kuch kaha fir dekhna main kya karta hu
Jao pehle sahi se get ki kundi laga ke ao
Main kaka ki baat sunke room ke get ki kundi laga ke bapas aya
Mene dekha kaka ne apni dhori utar ke fek dee
Kaka niche se pure nange ho gye
Kaka ka kala lamba mota land hawa me lehra rha tha
Kaka ka land dekhne me bohat hi khatarnak lag raha tha...........
