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Ab aage.
Me- me aise hi dadi ko din rat chode ja rha tha or ek ek bund inki kokh me bhare ja rha tha.
Me- me Ghar par Bor ho rha tha bharish bhi ho rhi thi to me Raju ke ghr par chale jata hu.
Me- Raju Bhai
Andar Kisi ki aawaj nhi aati he door open tha to me andar Jata hu mujhe koi bhi dikhai nhi Deta fir me chhat par Jata hu or Jo me dekhta hi shocked Raju ki maa Rani bharish me bhig rhi thi. Me to bas unko hi Dekh rha tha unka pichwada.

Me- me to bas Rani aunty ke pichwade me hi kho gya tha. Fir ek dam se aunty palti.
Rani aunty - are Monty beta tum kab Aaye .
Me- bas aabhi Aaya aunty. Aunty ne notice kiya ki me unke hi jism ko Dekh rha kyu ki aunty Gili hone ke wajah se sari unke sarir se chipak gyi thi.

Rani aunty - beta tum niche jao me aati hu.
Me- ok aunty man to nhi tha par niche aana pada.
Me - me bas aunty ke bare me hi Soch rha tha kya jism he yrr aunty Ka.
Itne me aunty aa jati he
Rani aunty - beta tum betho me change Kar ke aati hu.
Me- ok aunty or wo room me chale gyi.mere se raha nhi gya mujhe ush Ka jism dekhna tha. Nhi mujhe Aisa nhi Karna chaiye mere dost ki maa he wo. Or me uth ke aunty ke room ki or gye MERI kishmat aachi thi ki door open tha thoda Mene jese hi andar the to kya kishmat he MERI bata nhi Sakta andar aunty change Kar rhi thi or ek dam se unka palu gir gya.

Me- me to Dekh ke hi heran ho kya itne bade bade bobs aunty ke kya aurat he yrr he ek bar mil Jaye to Maja aa jayenga.mera land khada ho gya tha tight.
Ab aunty bahar aane wali thi to me jaldi se Hole me aa gya.
Or itne me aunty bhi aa gyi.

Aunty - or btao Monty beta kese aana huaa.
Me- Kuch nhi aunty Raju or aap se bahut din se Mila nhi to Soch Milne aa jau to me aa gya.kese ho aap
Aunty- me AA AA chhi.
Me- aunty aap ko to sardi ho gyi
Aunty- nhi me thik hu AA chhi.
Me- aap ko Sardi ho gyi he me Dr ko Lata hu.
Aunty- nhi me chale jaungi.
Me- thik he aunty
Or Raju kesa he
Aunty- wo bhi Badiya he beta.
Me- chalo thik he Aunty me chalta hu.
Aunty- are betho na me chai bnati hu.
Me- nhi aap aaram kro.
Aunty- thik he beta.
Me- me Ghar aa Jata hu.
Papa or chacha Bethe
Me- or chacha khet Ka Kam kesa chal rha he.
Chacha- Acha chal rha he sarpanch ji.
Me- or papa aap btao
Papa- sab thik he
Me- koi dikkat to nhi hena.
Papa- nhi beta.
Maa- Kaha se AA rha he beta.
Me- me dekhta hu maa ke hath me parshad ki thali thi.
Maa- beta ye lo parshad.
Me- kya swadisht he maa.
Me- maa is sari me aaj aap bahut Sundar lag rhi ho.
Maa- maa bas muskura deti or Apne dono hatho se thali pakad ke ghum ke bhahar chale jati he.
Jis se ush ki badi ghand hilti he.
Me- me ye kya Dekh rha hu maa he MERI.
Me- me rat ko maa se Milne ush ke room me Jata hu.
Me- kya Kar rhi ho.
Maa- Kuch nhi beta.
Tu Yaha kya Kar rha he
Me- kyu me apni maa se Milne nhi aa Sakta.
Maa- aa Sakta hena beta
Me- me dekhta hu ki maa ke aakho se aasu chalak jate hai or wo apna sar mere kandhe pr rkh rone lagti hai
Me- kya huaa maa ro kyu rhi he.
Maa- ye khushi k aasu hai beta pata hai hamari aayu me itna kam antar q hai q k mera vyah kam umar me kr di gai thi wo bhi bina mere nirnay ke wo to vivah ke agle he saal tmhara janm ho gaya ,nahi to mene than lya gaw chhor kr kahi door chale jane ka,fir tum ne ek nai aasha di mere jeevan me or me apna man maar kr rehne lagi is ghar me
Me- apne haatho se aakho k aasu poch rha tha. Ye maa ko kya ho gya kya bole ja rhi he Kuch samjh me nhi aa rha he.
Maa- beta ek bat bolu tum Kabhi bhi Apna dhairya Mt khona.
Me- maa jab tak aap mere sath hai bhala me kaise dhairya kho skta hu
tum he meri dhairya ho neend ho ,hriday ki sukoon ho
Maa- bass bass ...baate mt bana
or me muskura deta use dekh maa bhi muskura deti hai
Me- acha maa me apne pita jaisa nahi hu to kiske jaisa hu
Maa- tumhe pita jaisa hona bhi nahi tha beta tum.
Ma- kya sach rha he beta
Me- aap mujhse Kuch chupa rhi ho kya papa ne Kuch Kiya kya bolo aap
Maa- nhi beta Aisa Kuch nhi he.
Me- beta Teri height kitni he Tu Kitna bada Lagta he.6.2 he bachpan me mjhe meri lambai ka mazak udata tha ki "tu kitni chhoti hai bandar jaisi"
Me- aap ki kitni he.
Maa- han tere se thodi kam
Me- pr tmhari lambai bhi to kam nahi 5.10 ka kad to mahilao ke lye sbse ucha hai

Me- Par maa ab agar maa dekhe to tumhe Ghodi zarur kahenge safed ghodi."ye keh kar me uth khada hota hu or maa se door jane lagta hu
Maa- me Monty ko maarne ke lye daudati hu
Maa- ruk ja abhi batati hu" tu dekha he apne ap ko tu bhi to ghoda he.
Me- piche ek chair se takra jata hu paas me hi bhagte hue gir jata hai.jise dekh kar maa hasne lagti hai or turant pet ke bal lete meere upar chadh jati hr or MERI gardan pakar kar
Maa- ab bol kya hu me ,tujhe pata nahi me ghodi hu or tu chuha he.
Me- puri taqat se dabochne se maa ki halka sans zor se lene lagti hai.
ye smjh kr ke me maa ka daudne or bal prayog se saans tez hui wo apna hath apne maa ke baanh ko pakar kr palata hu or ab maa seedha leti thi or uske upar dono pair k ghutno ko maa ke dono traf tikaye apne hatho se mene maa ko dono hatho ko pakra rha.is prakirya me palate samay maa ke blouse me fase dono bade vaksha kuch samay k lye piss jate or maa kuch seconds k lye aakhe band hoti hai
Maa- hummm aah.

Maa- nahi chhorunga or fir apna mazbut seena jo k bade doodh ko daba dya tha uthata he or maa ke aakho me dekh kar
Maa- kaun chuha he ?
Maa- kebdono chuche sans k sath upar niche ho rhe the jise me bhi dekh rha tha
Maa- muskura kar tum chuha nahi sher ho
Me- fir tumne bhi sahi takkar di tum bhi sherni ho ghodi nahi
Me- fir me hath pakar kr maa ko uthata hu or uske kaan me kehta hai
Me- Maa aap ghodi bhi ho or sherni bhi
Me- Ye sun kr maa bhi uttar dye nahi manti or kehti hai"beta zara jiraaf ka kaan niche lana"or me niche jhukta hai or apna kaan maa ke hotho ke pas le jata hai
Me- tum bhi sirf sher nahi ho ghode bhi ho
Me -Uttar sun ke me has deta hai or dono haste.
Me- maa ye hi ghoda aap ko jaldi dadi banne Ka sukh dena.
Maa- has ke haa.
Maa- beta ek bat bolu. Bolna to nhi chaiye
Me- bolo na maa.
Maa- beta Tu mujhe galat Mt samjna lekin
Me- are bolo na maa.
Maa- beta Tu Khush to hena.
Me- Kis se maa.
Maa- shadi se beta.
Me- me Khush hu maa tum aisa kyu Puch rhi he.
Maa- nhi beta aise hi Puch liya.
Me- bolo na maa.
Maa- beta Teri shadi humne 60 sal or 80 sal ki aurato se Kara Di isliye.
Me- Haa to isme kya huaa.
Maa- Mera matlab wo tujhe Khush to rakhti hena.
Me- kesa Khush maa.
Maa- are matlab tujhe Pura sukh to milta he hena kyu ki Tu Jawan or wo 60 sal ki. Bistar par tujhe Khush to rakhti hena
Me- Aisa nhi he maa wo mujhe bahut sukh deti he. Or Khush hone ki to aap Jaan hi jato ho jab rat me aap ki bahu ki chikhe nikalti he.
Maa- hat pagal.
Me- Mene to wo hi Bola Jo aap ne pucha.
Maa- chal ja Apne room me ab.
Me- yahi so Jata hu na.
Maa- Yaha mere sath.
Me- Haa.
Maa- sula leti lekin Teri biwi ko Teri Jada jarurat he abhi.
Me- ok maa
Or me Apne room me aata hu or dadi ki chudai karta hu 3 bar or kokh Barta hu.
Me- me aise hi dadi ko din rat chode ja rha tha or ek ek bund inki kokh me bhare ja rha tha.
Me- me Ghar par Bor ho rha tha bharish bhi ho rhi thi to me Raju ke ghr par chale jata hu.
Me- Raju Bhai
Andar Kisi ki aawaj nhi aati he door open tha to me andar Jata hu mujhe koi bhi dikhai nhi Deta fir me chhat par Jata hu or Jo me dekhta hi shocked Raju ki maa Rani bharish me bhig rhi thi. Me to bas unko hi Dekh rha tha unka pichwada.

Me- me to bas Rani aunty ke pichwade me hi kho gya tha. Fir ek dam se aunty palti.
Rani aunty - are Monty beta tum kab Aaye .
Me- bas aabhi Aaya aunty. Aunty ne notice kiya ki me unke hi jism ko Dekh rha kyu ki aunty Gili hone ke wajah se sari unke sarir se chipak gyi thi.

Rani aunty - beta tum niche jao me aati hu.
Me- ok aunty man to nhi tha par niche aana pada.
Me - me bas aunty ke bare me hi Soch rha tha kya jism he yrr aunty Ka.
Itne me aunty aa jati he
Rani aunty - beta tum betho me change Kar ke aati hu.
Me- ok aunty or wo room me chale gyi.mere se raha nhi gya mujhe ush Ka jism dekhna tha. Nhi mujhe Aisa nhi Karna chaiye mere dost ki maa he wo. Or me uth ke aunty ke room ki or gye MERI kishmat aachi thi ki door open tha thoda Mene jese hi andar the to kya kishmat he MERI bata nhi Sakta andar aunty change Kar rhi thi or ek dam se unka palu gir gya.

Me- me to Dekh ke hi heran ho kya itne bade bade bobs aunty ke kya aurat he yrr he ek bar mil Jaye to Maja aa jayenga.mera land khada ho gya tha tight.
Ab aunty bahar aane wali thi to me jaldi se Hole me aa gya.
Or itne me aunty bhi aa gyi.

Aunty - or btao Monty beta kese aana huaa.
Me- Kuch nhi aunty Raju or aap se bahut din se Mila nhi to Soch Milne aa jau to me aa gya.kese ho aap
Aunty- me AA AA chhi.
Me- aunty aap ko to sardi ho gyi
Aunty- nhi me thik hu AA chhi.
Me- aap ko Sardi ho gyi he me Dr ko Lata hu.
Aunty- nhi me chale jaungi.
Me- thik he aunty
Or Raju kesa he
Aunty- wo bhi Badiya he beta.
Me- chalo thik he Aunty me chalta hu.
Aunty- are betho na me chai bnati hu.
Me- nhi aap aaram kro.
Aunty- thik he beta.
Me- me Ghar aa Jata hu.
Papa or chacha Bethe
Me- or chacha khet Ka Kam kesa chal rha he.
Chacha- Acha chal rha he sarpanch ji.
Me- or papa aap btao
Papa- sab thik he
Me- koi dikkat to nhi hena.
Papa- nhi beta.
Maa- Kaha se AA rha he beta.
Me- me dekhta hu maa ke hath me parshad ki thali thi.
Maa- beta ye lo parshad.
Me- kya swadisht he maa.
Me- maa is sari me aaj aap bahut Sundar lag rhi ho.
Maa- maa bas muskura deti or Apne dono hatho se thali pakad ke ghum ke bhahar chale jati he.
Jis se ush ki badi ghand hilti he.
Me- me ye kya Dekh rha hu maa he MERI.
Me- me rat ko maa se Milne ush ke room me Jata hu.
Me- kya Kar rhi ho.
Maa- Kuch nhi beta.
Tu Yaha kya Kar rha he
Me- kyu me apni maa se Milne nhi aa Sakta.
Maa- aa Sakta hena beta
Me- me dekhta hu ki maa ke aakho se aasu chalak jate hai or wo apna sar mere kandhe pr rkh rone lagti hai
Me- kya huaa maa ro kyu rhi he.
Maa- ye khushi k aasu hai beta pata hai hamari aayu me itna kam antar q hai q k mera vyah kam umar me kr di gai thi wo bhi bina mere nirnay ke wo to vivah ke agle he saal tmhara janm ho gaya ,nahi to mene than lya gaw chhor kr kahi door chale jane ka,fir tum ne ek nai aasha di mere jeevan me or me apna man maar kr rehne lagi is ghar me
Me- apne haatho se aakho k aasu poch rha tha. Ye maa ko kya ho gya kya bole ja rhi he Kuch samjh me nhi aa rha he.
Maa- beta ek bat bolu tum Kabhi bhi Apna dhairya Mt khona.
Me- maa jab tak aap mere sath hai bhala me kaise dhairya kho skta hu
tum he meri dhairya ho neend ho ,hriday ki sukoon ho
Maa- bass bass ...baate mt bana
or me muskura deta use dekh maa bhi muskura deti hai
Me- acha maa me apne pita jaisa nahi hu to kiske jaisa hu
Maa- tumhe pita jaisa hona bhi nahi tha beta tum.
Ma- kya sach rha he beta
Me- aap mujhse Kuch chupa rhi ho kya papa ne Kuch Kiya kya bolo aap
Maa- nhi beta Aisa Kuch nhi he.
Me- beta Teri height kitni he Tu Kitna bada Lagta he.6.2 he bachpan me mjhe meri lambai ka mazak udata tha ki "tu kitni chhoti hai bandar jaisi"
Me- aap ki kitni he.
Maa- han tere se thodi kam
Me- pr tmhari lambai bhi to kam nahi 5.10 ka kad to mahilao ke lye sbse ucha hai

Me- Par maa ab agar maa dekhe to tumhe Ghodi zarur kahenge safed ghodi."ye keh kar me uth khada hota hu or maa se door jane lagta hu
Maa- me Monty ko maarne ke lye daudati hu
Maa- ruk ja abhi batati hu" tu dekha he apne ap ko tu bhi to ghoda he.
Me- piche ek chair se takra jata hu paas me hi bhagte hue gir jata hai.jise dekh kar maa hasne lagti hai or turant pet ke bal lete meere upar chadh jati hr or MERI gardan pakar kar
Maa- ab bol kya hu me ,tujhe pata nahi me ghodi hu or tu chuha he.
Me- puri taqat se dabochne se maa ki halka sans zor se lene lagti hai.
ye smjh kr ke me maa ka daudne or bal prayog se saans tez hui wo apna hath apne maa ke baanh ko pakar kr palata hu or ab maa seedha leti thi or uske upar dono pair k ghutno ko maa ke dono traf tikaye apne hatho se mene maa ko dono hatho ko pakra rha.is prakirya me palate samay maa ke blouse me fase dono bade vaksha kuch samay k lye piss jate or maa kuch seconds k lye aakhe band hoti hai
Maa- hummm aah.

Maa- nahi chhorunga or fir apna mazbut seena jo k bade doodh ko daba dya tha uthata he or maa ke aakho me dekh kar
Maa- kaun chuha he ?
Maa- kebdono chuche sans k sath upar niche ho rhe the jise me bhi dekh rha tha
Maa- muskura kar tum chuha nahi sher ho
Me- fir tumne bhi sahi takkar di tum bhi sherni ho ghodi nahi
Me- fir me hath pakar kr maa ko uthata hu or uske kaan me kehta hai
Me- Maa aap ghodi bhi ho or sherni bhi
Me- Ye sun kr maa bhi uttar dye nahi manti or kehti hai"beta zara jiraaf ka kaan niche lana"or me niche jhukta hai or apna kaan maa ke hotho ke pas le jata hai
Me- tum bhi sirf sher nahi ho ghode bhi ho
Me -Uttar sun ke me has deta hai or dono haste.
Me- maa ye hi ghoda aap ko jaldi dadi banne Ka sukh dena.
Maa- has ke haa.
Maa- beta ek bat bolu. Bolna to nhi chaiye
Me- bolo na maa.
Maa- beta Tu mujhe galat Mt samjna lekin
Me- are bolo na maa.
Maa- beta Tu Khush to hena.
Me- Kis se maa.
Maa- shadi se beta.
Me- me Khush hu maa tum aisa kyu Puch rhi he.
Maa- nhi beta aise hi Puch liya.
Me- bolo na maa.
Maa- beta Teri shadi humne 60 sal or 80 sal ki aurato se Kara Di isliye.
Me- Haa to isme kya huaa.
Maa- Mera matlab wo tujhe Khush to rakhti hena.
Me- kesa Khush maa.
Maa- are matlab tujhe Pura sukh to milta he hena kyu ki Tu Jawan or wo 60 sal ki. Bistar par tujhe Khush to rakhti hena
Me- Aisa nhi he maa wo mujhe bahut sukh deti he. Or Khush hone ki to aap Jaan hi jato ho jab rat me aap ki bahu ki chikhe nikalti he.
Maa- hat pagal.
Me- Mene to wo hi Bola Jo aap ne pucha.
Maa- chal ja Apne room me ab.
Me- yahi so Jata hu na.
Maa- Yaha mere sath.
Me- Haa.
Maa- sula leti lekin Teri biwi ko Teri Jada jarurat he abhi.
Me- ok maa
Or me Apne room me aata hu or dadi ki chudai karta hu 3 bar or kokh Barta hu.