UPDATE 29
mujhe dekhke gaandu muskuraane laga
Rahul...amma chud gayi hai kya
jo muskura raha hai
gow..hell king Lucifer
aur woh mere saamne jhuk gaya
gow..aap jaante hain
ki hum aapki kitni izzat karte hain
aapse milna humari khushnaseebi hai
Rahul..toh phir nikal yahan se
gow.. hum locket liye bina nahi jaa sakte
humne promise kiya hai
Rahul...woh mera maal hai
behenchod main koi laundiya hoon
jo senior meri taraf hath karke yeh baat bol raha tha
Rahul..aur mere maal ko hath lagana
matlab
apni amma ki boor ka bhosda banwana
isse pehle ki mera Dimaag ghum jaaye
nikal ja yahan se
warna jis bhosde mein se nikla hai
usi bhosde mein daalke
teri maa ko chod dunga
phir teri maa tujhe janegi
ab itni gaaliya sunne ke baad
gow ki jhaantein sulag gayi
usne mujhpe attack kar diya
gow ne senior ko punch maara
senior udte hue peeche jaane laga
gow wahan pahunch gaya
jahan senior pahunchne waala tha
wahan jaise hi senior pahuncha
gow ne senior ke pet pe laat maari
senior aasmaan mein jaane laga
gow wahan pahuncha
aur dono hath bandhke senior ko maara
senior zameen mein se takraya
aur aas paas ki zameen hilne lagi
phir gow ne senior ki taraf apne dono hath kiye
uske hath se energy ki ek line nikli
jo senior ke Sharir pe padte hi
senior zameen se chipak gaya
aas paas ke log idhar udhar bhaagne lage
behenchod yeh dono toh ultra pro max waali fight kar rahe hain
aisa thoda hota hai
ab senior superman tha
toh main Batman tha
aur batman doomsday ke saamne kya kar sakta hai
tabhi senior gow ke peechhe pahunch gaya
aur uski gaand pe laat maar di
gow door pahunch gaya
senior phir uske peechhe pahunch gaya
aur phirse uski gaand pe laat maar di
main hansne laga
ab gow ki jhaantein sulag gayi yeh sunke
gow cheekh pada
waise cheekhna kam dahadna jyada tha
gow superspeed mein senior ke paas pahuncha
aur use pakadke zameen se takra gaya
poori dharti hilne lagi
aas paas ki buildings kaanch ki tarah tootke bikharne lagi
main jitne logo ko bacha sakta tha
bachata raha
lekin kayi log maare bhi gaye
undono ka yuddh ab yuddh nahi tha
maha yudhh ho gaya tha
dono jab bhi ek dusre pe vaar karte
uska asar earth pe padta
chaaro taraf ki buildings tabah ho gayi
gow..aap humein nahi hara sakte
bhale hi aap galaxy ke sabse powerful being hai
phir bhi aap humein nahi hara sakte
Rahul.. bhosdiwaale khel raha hoon
tujhe kya lagta hai main serious hoon
yeh sunke gow itna gussa ho gaya
ki phir se dahad pada
is baar uski body se energy nikalke
chaaro taraf padne lagi
jis bhi cheez pe uski energy padti
woh cheez destroy ho jaati
ab mujhe pata tha senior kya karna chah raha tha
woh chahta tha ki gow apni poori shaktiyo ka use kare uspe
taaki jab woh gow ko haraye toh gow apni najro mein hi gid jaaye
bhale is chakkar mein earth hi kyun na tabah ho jaaye
aas paas ke area mein ab kuchh nahi bacha tha
aur senior ko koi farq hi nahi pad raha tha
tabhi kisi ne peeche se gow ki guddi pakad li
gow ne peeche karne ki koshish ki
lekin woh apni gardan nahi ghuma paaya
gow..kaun ho tum
usn kuchh nahi bola
aur gow ko leke wahan se gayab ho gaya
main senior ke paas pahuncha
main..kaun tha woh
Rahul..kitna maza araha tha behenchod
saara mood kharab kar diya
main..neeche ki haalat dekh rahe hain aap
Rahul..kaisi haalat
main neeche dekha
toh sab pehle jaisa ho chuka tha
aisa lag raha tha
ki yeh jagah kabhi tabah hui hi nahi thi
Rahul..ek baat bata chutiye
mary aur asuka ko choda kyun nahi
main..main aapki tarah tharki nahi hoon
Rahul..chal be
tharki nahi hoon
yeh bhosdi locket tujhe rok rahi hai
main.. main kuchh samjha nahi
Rahul..tere andar maine apna attitude daala tha
locket pehenne ke baad
isne mera attitude tere andar kam kar diya
aur phir senior ne chutki bajayi
Locket mere gale se nikal gayi
aur hawa mein udne lagi
aur phir woh ek maal mein badal gayi
baap re baap
kya maal thi
woh ghabra gayi thi
Rahul.. bhosdi teri itni himmat
tu meri powers block karegi
locket ne apni najrein neeche kar li
uski aankho se aansu nikal rahe the
main.. senior daanto toh mat use
Rahul..waah bhosdike
bada pyar jaag raha hai
behenchod
main tujhe kaala khatta banake gaya tha
aur isne tujhe strawberry bana diya
hi baby hello baby
no baby yes baby
iski maa ka bhosda
aur senior uski taraf badhne laga
main uske saamne aagaya
main..maaf kar do na use
Rahul..mera ek kaam karega
toh maaf karunga
main..gaand nahi dunga
Rahul..happ Bhosdike
main..tum Bhosdike
gaand faad dunga
agar meri locket ke sath kuchh bhi kiya tumne toh
Rahul..ab yeh teri ho gayi
Bhosdike yeh meri hai
main..ab nahi hai
mera lund ispe aagaya hai
i mean dila aagaya hai
Rahul..isko bol ki promise kare
ki dobara tujhe badalne ki koshish nahi karegi
main..bolo
woh bechari kya karti
promise kar di
main..waise yeh madarchod tha kaun
senior ne mujhe sab bata diya
main.. lekin yeh toh ek ladki hai
poore planet ka power source kaise ho sakti hai
Rahul..abe pehle yeh bahut harami thi
jise chahe maar deti thi
poori hitler thi
randwo ki maa chod rakhkhi thi.isne
tab bhi power source Locket hi hua karti thi
iska baap tab raaja tha
iske baap ne ise locket mein qaid kar diya
phir kuchh saalo baad yeh sudhar gayi
main..aur woh launda kaun tha
Rahul..tujhe usse kya matlab
tu jaanke kya karega
main.. thank you senior
thank you
Rahul..tujhe bhai maanta hoon apna
aaja ek baar gale lag jaa
main..no thank you
Rahul..are nahi karunga kuchh aana
main..chhee chhee
woh hanste hue chale gaye
main locket ki taraf dekha
main..kunwari ho
locket buri tarah sharma gayi
main..byaaah ho gaya hai
woh aur blush karne.lagi
main..naam ka hai tuhaar
selina
main uski chuchiyon ko dekhne laga
haaye kya maal thi
usne yeh baat notice kar li
aur phir locket mein badalke mere gale mein aagayi
main aarohi ke paas pahuncha
aarohi..kahan chale gaye the
aur woh kaun tha
main..gaand marane aaya tha
marwake chala gaya
aarohi..phir tumne gandi language use ki
yeh sunke main use apni baaho mein le liya
aur uske doodh pe hath rakhke masalte hue bola
tumhare in aamo ko dekhke man karta hai
inhein bas chusta rahu
chusta rahu
behenchod pehle toh main aisa nahi tha
abe Bhosdike gaand pe laat maarke bhaga degi
shayad isi liye locket ne senior ke attitude ko block kar diya tha
aarohi..toh mana kisne kiya hai
tum hi kuchh nahi karte ho
main toh kabse intezar mein hoon
main..iska matlab meri acp gf bhi betaab hai
main doodh ko zor zor se masalne laga tha
jisse woh garam hone lagi thi
aarohi.. tumhein kya lagta hai
main...ab yahan toh kar nahi sakte
chalte hain tumhare ghar pe
aur hum dono teleport ho gaye
behenchod socha tha thoda aur time beetne ke baad chodunga
lekin lund nahi maan raha tha....
