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Shandar update brother......UPDATE 91
Ab jo confuse hain
Unhein bata doon
Yeh dono bhosdi kyu maan gayi
Hua yeh ki
Yeh dono do din pehle rani se puchhne lagi mere baare mein
Ki inhein mujhse milna hai
Dono kuchh nahi boli
Phir rani ne dono ko dekha
Aur samajh gayi
Ki dono ki boor mein khujli ho rahi hai
Dono ko main achcha bhi lagta tha
Phir rani ne dono se kaha
Aaj ke baare mein
Ki woh lala ke ghar pe aajaye
Yahan aaj
Woh mujhe leke aajayegi
Aur Phir rani ne manju ko sab samjha diya
Basically dono mujhse milne aayi thi
Phir Jaise hi dono yahan aayi
Ritu aur manju ne dono ko apni kahani sunayi
Uske baad woh dono aur bhi jyada mujhpe lattu ho gayi
Ab jo hai so hai
Main..toh tum dono mujhse milna chahti thi
Dono kuchh nahi boli
Main..bolegi ya phir main jaaun yahan se
Chaaru..woh sir humein aapse kuchh kehna hai
Main..kya
Sonal..woh hum aapse shaadi karna chahti hain
Behenchod khoon khaul gaya
Mera yeh sunke
Happ
Bhosdike thakur ki family mein Shaadi kar sakta hai
Kyunki woh bade baap ki beti hain
Toh phir in dono se kyun nahi kar sakta hai
Dono gareeb hain isi liye
Waise bhi koi kunwari ladki pregnant hogi
Toh uske ghar waale use ghar se nikaal denge
Shayad maar bhi daalein
Ab main sochne laga
Jahan itni shaadi kar chuka hoon
Wohin do aur kar lunga
Apne ko century marne se Matlab hai
Yeh madarchod pregnant wali talwaar nahi latki hoti gale mein
Toh jarur inko pel paalke chhod deta
Par kya kar sakte hain
Neha green signal de hi chuki hai
Chaaru..kya hua sir
Aap kuchh bol kyun nahi rahe hain
Main..tumhare ghar waale maanege
Sonal..yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain sir
Poora gaon janta hai
Ki aap itne paise waale hain
Hum dono ke baap nahi hain
Kuchh saal Pehle baadh aaya tha
Usmein beh gaye woh
Maa majduri karti hain humari
Aap humari maa ko bologe toh woh jarur maan jaayengi
Main..toh tum mere paiso se pyar karti ho
Chaaru..nahi sir
Aap humare liye hero jaise hain
Agar aap mana bhi karte hain toh
Main..toh kya
Dono ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lagi
Sonal..hum dono kunwari hain
Aage aap samajh jaaiye na
Main..toh tum dono yeh chahti ho
Ki main tum dono ki seal todu
Yeh sunke dono buri tarah se sharma gayi
Main...bolo
Chaaru..agar aap humse shaadi nahi karna chahte hain
Toh humari seal tod dijiye
Hum Zindagi bhar usi mein khush reh lenge
Phir behenchod pyar aur Shaadi
Madarchod Lucifer
Main toh bhool hi gaya
Lucifer bhi toh main hi hoon
Main..theek hai tum dono se shaadi karunga
Lekin pehle tumhein mere bachche ki amma banna padega
Yeh sune dono ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lagi
Sonal.. lekin aapne humein pet se karke humse shaadi nahi ki toh
Main..bhosdi apni jubaan se nahi phirta main
Yeh sunke dono jhenp gayi
Chaaru..theek hai sir mujhe manjoor hai
Sonal..mujhe bhi
Main..apni maa ki boor bhi dilwani padegi
Chaaru..sir yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Sonal..haan sir humari maa bahut seedhi hai
Main.. Apne ko double boor Chahiye
Ek shaadi ke badle do boor aur do gaand
Chaaru..humein maar daalengi humari maa
Main..are bhosdi yeh thodi keh raha hoon
Ki tujhe mere liye apni maa ko patana hai
Chod toh main khud un dono ko dunga
Tum dono ko jaisa bolu
Waisa hi karna padega
Dono ek sath..theek hai
Main..toh phir ab tum dono ko chod sakta hoon
Dono sharma gayi
Main..bolo na
Dono apni gardan haan mein hila di
Chalo do yeh dono ho gayi
Do inki.maa ho gayi
Desi aurto ko boor kaun chutiya chhodega
Waah meri raani
Par behenchod in bhosdiyo ko mujhse pyar kyun ho jaata hai
Phir main aage badha aur chaaru ko kiss karne laga
Chaaru bhi mujhe kiss karne lagi
Kuchh der tak main chaaru ko kiss kiya
Uske baad main sonal ko kiss karne laga
Bade soft the dono ke lips
Pehli baar koi unke honto ka ras pee raha tha
Kuch der main sonal ko kiss kiya
Aur uske baad unke kapde utaarne laga
Kuchh hi der mein woh dono bina kapdo mein thi
Dono sharma rahi thi
Main... bhosdi sharmana chhod
Warna na shaadi karunga
Aur na chodunga
Yeh sunte hi dono dar gayi
Aur mujhse lipat gayi
Main phirse dono ko kiss kiya
Aur uske baad dono ke sharir ko dekhne laga
Kya dikh rahi thi
Dono saali ek dum chhui mui si thi
Pata hai kuchh bhaiyo ko sex nahi padhna hai
Isi liye short mein hi nipta dunga
Taaki story bhi aage badhe
Uske baad main chaaru ke doodh pe hath rakh diya
Aur unhein dabane laga
Aur sonal ke doodh ko munh mein liya
Aur chusne laga
Dono aahein bharne lagi
Kuchh der tak main chaaro ke doodh ko dabata raha
Aur sonal ke doodh ko chusta raha
Phir main chaaru ko doodh ko chusne laga
Aur sonal ke doodh ko dabane laga
Kareeb 10 minute tak dono ke doodh jee bharke chusa main
Dono ek sath jhadne lagi
Uske baad main Apne kapde utaar fenka
Jaise hi dono mere lund ko dekhi
Dono ki gaand fat gayi
Main..daro mat kitno ki boor mein jaa chuka hai
Aur woh abhi tak zinda hain
Chhuke dekho
Chaaru..sir yeh sabka itna bada hi hota hai
Main..tum sab ladkiyo ke doodh ek jaise hote hain
Chaaru..nahi
Main..waise hi sabke Lund bhi ek Jaise nahi hote
Aur tu kyun dar rahi ho
Sonal..main toh aaj bachungi hi nahi
Main..chup bhosdi
Yeh sunke woh kuchh nahi boli
Chaaru mere lund ko pakadke sehlane lagi
Aur sonal mere balls ko
Main..chalo ab achchi students ki tarah chuso
Chaaru..munh mein bhi jaayega tab na
Main..jitna jaaye utna leke chuso
Uske baad dono pet ke bal let gayi
Badi bhosdi thi dono
Dono ki gaand dekhke main madhosh ho gaya
Suhagrat mein gand maarunga
Uske baad chaaru ne pehle mere lund ko munh mein liya
Aur chusne lagi
Bhosdi ka munh tha itna chhota
Lund itna bada
Jyada andar gaya hi nahi
Phir bhi woh kuchh der tak lund ko chusti rahi
Uske baad sonal ne lund ko chusna shuru kar diya
Main.. bhosdi tu toh bada achcha chusti hai
Sonal.. woh kela munh mein leke Roz chusti thi
Main..kyun
Sonal..umm aap shehri babu hai na
Isi liye humein pata tha
Aap hum dono se lund jarur chuswayenge
Yeh bolke sonal bade maze se mera lund chusne lagi
Kuchh der tak main dono se baari baari lund chuswata raha
Phir main dono ek peeth ke bal leta diya
Main.. toh batao pehle kiska number lagau
Chaaru..sonal aap se bahut pyar karti hai
Sonal..kameeni
Main..iska matlab tu mujhse pyar nahi karti
Sonal..aisi baat nahi hai sir
theek hai
Pehle meri hi seal tod dijiye
Lekin mere marne ke baad
Meri maa ka khyal rakhiyega
Main..chup bhosdi
Mood kharab mat kar
Behen ki laudi hain toh chhui mui
Ause hi daal diya
Toh sachmein mar jaayengi
Oil kahan hai bhosdika
Aur main oil liya
Aur Apna lund aur sonal ki boor achche se chikna kar liya
Uske baad apna lund set kiya
Aur pel diya chaar dhakko mein apna lund
Woh cheekhi bhi behosh bhi hui
Aur boor se khoon bhi nikla
Main use hosh mein laaya
Hosh mein aate hi woh cheekh cheekh ke rone lagi
Main uski boor ke daane ko masalta raha
Aur sath mein uske nipples ko bhi
Aur kiss bhi karta raha
Kuchh der mein woh apni gaand hilane lagi
Phir main apni speed tez kar diya
Aur lambe lambe dhakke lagane laga
Sonal..oh sir kitna bada lund hai aapka
Oh sir aise hi maariye
Apni sonal ki boor
Aah maa abhi tak dard ho raha hai sir
Lekin maza bhi aaraha hai
Main..waise tune kabhi socha tha
Ki pet se karne ki baat sach ho jaayegi
Yeh sunke dono buri tarah sharma gayi
Main tabadtod sonal ki boor maarta raha
Aur kuchh hi der mein woh jhadne lagi
Phir main Apne lund ko uske kapde se hi saaf kiya
Jispe sonal ki boor ka khoon aur paani laga hua tha
Aur phir dher saara tel Apne lund pe
Aur chaaru ki boor pe lagaya
Main chaaru ki taraf dekha
Bhosdi chodne se pehle hi rone lagi
Main use kiss karne laga
Aur sath mein chaar dhakko mein apna lund uski boor mein bhi utaar Diya
Yeh bhosdi bhi gala faadke rone lagi
Aur phir behosh ho gayi
Boor se khoon aur ankho se ansu dono nikal rahe the
Main kuchh der wait kiya
Uske shant hone ka
Aur jaise hi woh shant hui main toofani dhakke maarne laga
Chaaru bas aahein bhar rahi thi
Chaaru..aah sir aise hi chodiye
Apni chaaru bhosdi ko
Bas aise hi sir
Faadte rahiye meri kunwari boor
Ab yeh boor aapki ho gayi sir
Bas aise hi peliye apna lund meri boor mein
Bas aise hi sir
Kitna maza aayega na
Jab meri maa aapse kahegi
Ki damad ji meri beti ki tarah hi meri boor mein apna lauda ghusa do
Meri fooli hui boor ka bhosda bana dijiye
Behen ki laudi kuchh jyada hi josh mein le aayi mujhe chaaru
Main toofani dhakko ki raftaar aur tez kar diya
Aur phir ek ghante tak lagatar dono ki boor alag alga position mein maarne ke baad
Main sonal ki boor mein jhadne laga
Jaise hi dono thoda sambhli
Main ek baar aur dono ko pela
Aur is baar chaaru ki boor mein jhadne laga
Dono ki boor fatke chaar ho gayi thi
Chaaru..sir aap humse shaadi toh karenge na
Main.. bhosdi kitni baar puchhegi
Ek baar aur puchhi
Toh abhi gaand bhi maar lunga
Pap
Yeh bolke main Apna kapda pehen liya
Sonal..ab hum.ghar kaise jaayenge
Main dono ke sar pe hath rakhkha
Aur dono ka dard gayab ho gaya
Chaaru..yeh Aapne kaise kiya
Main..biwi ban jaao uske baad bata dunga
Kal aaunga tum dono ki maa se baat karne
Uske naad main Apne kapde pehna
Aur dono ko baari baari kiss kiya
Aur phir room se bahar aagaya
Rani ghar wapas ja chuki thi
Manju aur ritu ne chaaru aur sonal ko pakad liya
Aur unse chudai ke baare mein puchhne lagi
Dono ki maa meena mujhe tea laake di
Main pee hi raha tha
Iski maa ko chodu
Chain se tea bhi peene nahi dete madarchod
Main wahan se nikla
Aur pahunch gaya
Sarpanch ke ghar use kuchh gunde peet rahe the
Aur kuchh gundo ne uski dono biwi aur dono beti ko pakad rakhkha tha
Madarchod meri bachcho ki amma ko chhuta hai
Mai. Pakda ek.madarchod ko
Aur maara uske pet mein bhosdika
Gayab hi ho gaya
Abe itni jor se bhi nahi maarna hai behenchod bachche yateem ho jaayenge saalo ke
Baaki 9 mujhe dekhne lage
Main..aur maiyya chodo kya haal hai tumhare
Yeh sunke woh teeno gusse se tilmila uthe
Tabhi unmein se ek bola
Dekho hum tumhein nahi jaante
Lekin isne chaudhry sahab se Apne beto ki Shaadi ke liye
5 lakh rupees udhar liya tha
Aur chaudhry sahab ko
Aaj isi waqt wapas Chahiye
Bhosdika chaudhry pagla gaya hai
Bete ke maut ke gam mein
Main.. madarchod pehle sarpanch jee ko chhod
Warna yeh dekh raha hai
Tum sabki gaand mein daalke munh se nikaal dunga
Ab khujli.main phir bhi unhein jaan se nahi maara
Bas kisi ka hath toda
Aur kisi ka pair
Baaki bhi zameen pe pade apni maiyya chudwa rahe the
Main..bol diyo Apne chaudhry se
Ki use uske paise mil jayenge
Agar dobara madarchod sarpanch jee ki ghar ke aas paas bhi dikha
Toh ek ek ke pure khandaan ko chod daalunga
Aur yeh dhamki Nahi hai
Jao madarchodo ab yahan se
Uske baad woh sab apni gaand sehlate hue chale gaye
Main sarpanch ko uthaya
Aur use pakadke uske ghar mein le gaya
Aur khaat pe baith gaya
Sarpanch..tumhara bahut bahut shukriya beta
Main.. aapko maine jo paise diye the
Usmein se nikaal ke de dete
Sarpanch..nahi beta woh tumhare paise hain
Main use kaise kharch kaise kar sakta hoon
Behenchod dil bhar aaya sarpanch ki baatein sunke
Yeh bhosdi sarpanch ki dono beti
Mujhe itne pyar se kyun dekh rahi hain
Main..aap kharch kar lo
Mujhe problem nahi hai
Sarpanch..are koi rahul jee ko paani laake do
Yeh sunte hi uski dono beti daud padi paani lene ke liye
Behenchod yeh kya hai
Sarpanch..are aaram se gid mat jaana
Dono abhi bilkul bachcho jaisi harkat karti hain
Tabhi meri najar sarpanch ki dono biwi
Pallavi aur tanuja pe padi
Haaye naagesh kitna bharpoor maal hai sarpanch ki dono biwi
Tabhi sarpanch ki dono beti
Mere liye paani leke aagayi
Main dono ke hath se paani le liya
Aur pee liya
Sarpanch apni beti ke chehro ko Dekh raha tha
Aur uske chehre pe muskaan aagayi
Yeh Behen ka lauda budhiya se mere liye apni dono beti ka hath maangne wala tha
Lekin pehle apni biwi se puchhne waala tha
APNE ko kya hai Apne ko toh sirf pet se karna hai
Main..ab main chalta hoon
Sarpanch ki dono bahu ghunghat hi odhe rehti thi
Lekin dono bhosdi ka pet jarur dekh pa raha tha main
Sarpanch..aap se ek baat puchhni hai
Main...puchhiye
Sarpanch..agar main apni dono beti ke liye
Aapki daadi se aapka hath maangu
Toh koi Pareshaani hai
Yeh sunke uski dono beti wahan se bhaag gayi
Bhosdi Sharma rahi thi
Main.. pehle aap apne ghar mein toh puchh lijiye
Aur sabse badi baat meri pehle bhi shaadi ho chuki hai
Sarpanch.. pata hai thakur ki behen
Aur uski dono beti se
Thakurain ne khud sabke ghar mithai batwayi thi
Main..aur aapko koi problem nahi hai
Sarpanch..aap raja aadmi hain
Aapko kya faraq padta hai
Main..jaisi aapki marzi
6 aur mil gayi
Lekin yeh pata nahi bhosdi priya kab maanegi
Dimaag kharab kar rakhkha hai isne
Saala lagta bhosdi ke sapne mein jaana hi padega
Aur Phir main ghar aagaya
Aur raat hone ka wait karne laga....
