Incest DARINDA THE DEVIL (Completed)

[Lonetiger]

Black sir update na dene ka achha decision lia hy aap ne q k jab samajh na aye k kia likhna hy to thoda break le lena chahyiye.

 

[AK 24]

Siraj bhai kaha ho aap ab aap is story pe comment section band kar do bhai....

Baar baar dekhne pe dil me dard hota h.

Siraj bhai kaha ho aap ab aap is story pe comment section band kar do bhai....

Baar baar dekhne pe dil me dard hota h.

Siraj Patel

 

[Yamraaj]

Black sir update na dene ka achha decision lia hy aap ne q k jab samajh na aye k kia likhna hy to thoda break le lena chahyiye.

Are bhai Black bhai ab nahi rahe ....
Bhagwan ne unhe apne paas bula liya h.....

Isliye ab unhe koi dosh mat do....

 

[Carry Minati]

Abe Kya cutiyapa faila rhe ho

 

[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 116
Toh deva ki duniya se main wapas aagaya
Khushi meri body se nikal gayi
Mujhe Pata tha bhosdi woh phirse mere baal nochegi
Khushi.. Haan toh aap kya aashirvad de rahe the
Apne damad ko
Main..i love you

Humka pata tha ki Khushi yeh sunte hi shant ho jaayegi
Aur uske baad main aur Khushi ek dusre ko kiss karne lage
Phir main uski seal toda
Dabake choda
Saari garmi nikaal diya
Khushi lambi lambi saansein le rahi thi
Main uski boor dekha
Fat ke chaar ho gayi thi
Main..ab mujhe ghar bhej de
Khushi..main kyun bheju
Main..toh tu nahi bhejegi
Khushi..nahi
Main..ok

Main dobara Khushi ki boor pe lund set kiya
Khushi ki gaand fat gayi
Khushi..bhej rahi hoon
Gussa kyun hote hain
Main..ab aayi na line pe

Uske baad usne chutki bajayi
Aur main Apne ghar pahunch gaya
Matlab ghar ke bahar
Ab dekhta hoon
Ki pyar se touch karne se sabko Yaad aata hai ki nahi
Toh main gaya pehle neha ke paas
Mera dusra pyar thi Woh
Ek wohi toh thi jisse main sabse jyada pyar karta tha
Ab main usse jyada pyar karta tha
Ya phir siya se
Mujhe pata nahi
Neha mujhe dekhne lagi
Main dekha usne apni ankhein ro ro ke laal kar rakhkhi hain
Neha..kya hai
Main..koi apne pati se aise baat karta hai
Neha..kya matlab
Main.. matlab yeh meri jaan

Aur main neha ki kamar mein hath daalke
Use apni taraf kheench liya
Neha..kya kar raha hai
Main..maine kabhi tujhe bataya nahi
Ki main tujhse pyar karta hoon

Neha aur main dono ek dusre ki ankho mein Dekh rahe the
Neha ko ankho mein aansu aagaye
Main..mujhe maaf kar de
Maine woh sab nahi kiya tha
Neha.. mujhe pata hai
Main..tune itni asani se apna bachcha
Lucifer ko kyun de diya
Neha.. kyunki mujhe pata tha
Aisa hi hoga
Tum aur main yahan is waqt
Main..kitni pyari ho gayi hai tu

Yeh bolke main neha ke gaal choom liya
Neha..kiss aise karte hain

Yeh bolke neha mere honto se apne hont sata di
Kuchh der hum kiss karte rahe
Phir main kiss tod diya
Neha.. maine socha ki aap kabhi mujhe yaad nahi karenge
Main..kaisi baatein karti ho
Itne achche maal ko main kaise bhool sakta hoon

Yeh sunke neha hansne lagi
Aur phir mujhse lipat gayi
Ab mujhe samajh aagaya tha
Ki is bhosdi pooja aur baaki sabko kaise yaad aayega
Neha..bhabhi bahut achchi hai
Main..didi hai Woh aapki
Neha..haan pata hai

Phir neha ke sath kuchh aur waqt beetane ke baad
Main apni baaki behno ke paas gaya
Pehle gaya kavya ke paas
Use bhi sab yaad aagya
Phir gaya kavita ke paas
Dono ko sab kuchh yaad aagaya
Phir gaya richa aur megha ke paas
Dono ko sab kuchh yaad aagaya
Rani aur komal ke paas jab main gaya
Toh unhein bhi yaad aagaya

Komal toh mujhe chhodne ka naam hi nahi le rahi thi
Main..chhodo na gudiya
Komal..aap phir mujhe chhodke chale jaayenge
Main..nahi jaunga

Tabhi raani mere kapde utaarne lagi
Main.. yeh kya kar rahi ho
Rani..apne pati ko pyar

Komal rani ka kaan pakad li
Komal..agar meri pati ko touch bhi ki toh bahut maarungi
Rani..mere bhi pati hain woh
Main..are lado mat

Chupiye

Dono ek sath boli

Phir dono ne ladna band kar diya
Aur uske baad wahan neha aagayi
Dono ka jhagda band karayi
Main wahan kat liya
Ab baari thi pooja ki
Pooja ko bhi sab yaad aagaya
AUR yaad aane ke baad
Wohi rona dhona maafi
Main bhi kuchh nahi bola

Haan toh ab ghar ki ladki poora gayi
Ab baari thi bua ki betiyo
Aarti bua ke ghar pahuncha main
Aur unhein bhi poora diya
Phir main khushi ko awaj diya
Woh mujhe Apne paas bula li
Main uski badi behno ko bhi poora diya
Pehle inko poora loon
Phir inhein chodunga
Uske baad main khushi ko bola
Ki woh mujhe badi bua ke ghar bhej de
Khushi..aapne mujhe samajh kya rakhkha hai
Main..chodne lag jaaunga

Khushi ki gand fat gayi
Ab aap sabko toh pata hoga
Ki main jab chodna shuru karta hoon
Toh kya hota hai
Aur phir usne mujhe badi bua ke ghar bhej diya

Badi bua family
Badi bua Gayatri
Badi bahu chhaya
Chhoti bahu ekta
Badi beti chanchal
Chhoti beti Priti

Main pehle bua ki badi bahu ke paas gaya
Jiska naam tha
Chhaya
Woh mujhe dekhke chaunk gayi
Chhaya..kaun ho tum
Aur yahan kaise aaye
Main..main tera pati hoon
Chhaya..kya bakwaas kar rahe ho
Chale jaao yahan se
Warna
Main..warna kya karegi tu

Woh mujhe laanat bhari najro se dekhne lagi
Ab mujhe pata tha
Ki woh bhi meri behen hai
Uski maa ko bhi baba ne choda tha
Woh Jaise hi mujhe maarne ki koshish ki

Main usse lipat gaya
Usse lipat te hi
Use sab yaad aagaya
Main kuchh der use kiss kiya
Aur phir bua ki chhoti bahu
Ke room mein ghus gaya
Bua kahin gayi hui thi
Uski chhoti bahu ka naam ekta tha
Uska bhi wohi reaction hua
Jo chhyaya ka tha
Main ekta se bhi lipat gaya
Kuchh der ke liye
Main apni hawas ko apni gaand mein daal diya tha
Ekta..aap kahan the
Main..woh sab chhod yeh bata
Chanchal kahan hai
Ekta..gayi hogi Apne bf ke sath
Main..phone karke puchh kahan hai
Aur bula use ghar
Aur Preeti ko bhi bula

Ekta.. Pehle ek baar chodiye na
Main..meri jaan pehle sabko pata loon
Uske baad ek ek karke sabka kalyan karunga
Ekta.. intezaar rahega

Aur phir woh dono ko phone kar di
Kuchh der baad chanchal aagayi
Main chhaya aur ekta
Beech baitha tha
Un dono ko baari baari kiss kar raha tha
Yeh DEKHKE chanchal ke tan badan mein aag lag gayi
Chanchal.. bhabhi yeh kya behudgi hai
Ekta.. behudgi matlab
Main Apne pati ko kiss kar rahi hoon
Usmein kya behudgi hai
Chanchal..are you fucking out of your mind
Aap mere bhaiya ki biwi hain
Ekta..tumhara chutiya bhai gay hai
Chanchal..kya
Chhyaya..aur tumhara dusra bhai
Ka lund khada nahi hota

Yeh sunke chanchal jhenp gayi
Chanchal..toh phir divorce le lijiye
Chhaya..ab le lungi

Main khada ho gaya
Aur chanchal ki taraf badhne laga
Chanchal..tum mere paas kyun aarahe ho
Chhaya..tumhara kalyan karne

Yeh bolke dono hansne lagi
Main chanchal ke paas pahunch gaya
Uske hath pair sukh gaye
Main..main tera bhai hoon
Woh tere bade mama ka ek lauta beta
Chanchal..tumhein sharam nahi aati
Apni Bhabhiyo ke sath yeh sab karte hue
Main..sharam ko mujhse sharam aati hai

Yeh bolke main usse lipat gayalp
Aur hua waisa hi jaisa main socha tha
Chanchal ko sab yaad aagaya
Ab main ek baat clear kar doon
Ki unhein ek hi baat yaad aati hai
Ki woh mujhse pyar karti hain
Aur woh meri biwi hain
Baaki kuchh bhi nahi
Bas neha aur khushi ko pata hai
Ki asal mein kya hua tha
Chanchal mujhe kiss karne lagi
Tabhi wahan Preeti aagayi
Preeti..di what is this
Chanchal..apne pati ko kiss kar rahi hoon
Peeti..aapne shaadi kar li
Lekin abhi kuchh Der pehle aap apne bf ke sath thi
Chanchal..idhar mere paas aa
Tujhe Apne pati se milwati hoon

Yeh sunke Preeti mere paas aagayi
Chanchal..shuru ho jaaiye

Yeh sunte hi main Preeti se lipat gaya
Use bhi yaad aagaya
Us ghar mein ek aur ladki rehti thi
Jiska naam tha simi

Yahan jo maid thi
Uske marne ke baad
Simi ko bua ne Apne ghar pe hi rakh liya
Woh bhi maid hi thi
Jo yeh sab chhupke Dekh rahi thi

Main..simi idhar aana jara

Yeh sunke simi ghabra gayi
Chanchal..aap use kyun bula rahe hain
Main.. kyunki woh bhi meri biwi hai
Chanchal..kya
Ek maid
Main..kamal hai
Maid hai iska MATLAB yeh thodi hai
Ki woh insaan nahi hai
Woh tumhare ghar kaam karti hai
Aur tumhari maa use salary deti hai

Preeti..yeh baat main bahut samjhati hoon
Inhein
Lekin yeh maanti nahi hain
Main.. bhosdi sunayi nahi deta hai kya
Jaldi se aayahan

Yeh sunte hi simi mere paas aagayi
Ab main kaise batata
Ki simi bhi meri behen thi
Uski maa ko bhi choda tha baba ne
Simi ko main dekhne laga
Kitni bholi aur masum thi woh
Simi ki age komal jitni thi
Thodi moti thi
Lekin aapko toh pata hai
Rahulwa bhed bhaav nahi karta
Jaise woh mere paas aayi
Main usse lipat gaya
Use bhi yaad aagaya
Woh rone lagi
Main..roti kyun hai
Simi..main bahut khush hoon

Phir main simi ko kiss karne laga
Simi sharma gayi
Tabhi gate khula
Aur bua mujhe dikhi
Gayatri bua
Randi meri maa pe pata nahi kitne julm kiye tune
Aaj Dekh kaise tere saamne teri bahu
Aur betiyo ko chodta hoon....

Laajwaab update hai mitr.

 

[JAI]

RIP

 

[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 117

Main un sabko plan bata chuka tha

Isse pehle bua kuchh bolti
Main apni pant utaar diya
Waise bhi mujhe pata tha
Yeh bhosdi meri behen hai
Baba ki aulaad
Bua..kutte kamine teri yeh himmat
Ekta Bahu phone karo Police ko

Lekin bua ki ankho ke saamne andhera tab chha gaya
Jab chhaya ghutno ke bal baithi
Aur mere lund ko pakad ke mithiyane lagi
Chhyaya..kitna bada lund hai aapka
Chanchal.. bhabhi aap kitni besharam hain
Main.. bhosdi Didi bol
Yeh meri biwi hai
Aur tu bhi
Chanchal..achcha Didi hi bolungi
Lekin gaali mat dijiye

Ab kya karu maa ne kasam diya tha
Gaali nahi dene ko
Lekin us boorchodi Khushi ne meri gaand maar li
Main..aah bua dekh rahi ho
Kaise chhyaya mera lund pakadke aage peechhe kar rahi hai
Bua.. cheekhte hue..bahu
Yeh kya kar rahi ho
Jaan se maar dungi tujhe

Lekin hadd toh tab ho gayi
Jab ekta bhi ghutno ke bal baith gayi
Aur mere lund ko pakad li
Ekta..maa ji dekhiye toh humare pati ka lund kitna bada hai

Ab jinko jaan na hai
Ki main in sabko kaise pataya
Toh inke sapno mein jaake
Main inke sapno ka Rajkumar ban gaya

Bua ke tan badan mein aag lag chuki thi
Uski ankho mein se ansu behne lage
Dono ab ek sath muthiyane lagi thi mere lund
Haaye kya najara tha
Preeti aur simi dono sharma rahi thi

Aisa lag raha tha ki main jannat mein hoon
Main..ab hilati hi rahogi kya

Yeh sunke chhaya aur ekta muskura di
Aur chhaya mere lund ko munh mein leke chusne lagi
Itni gaand kutayi ke baad
Main rough sex karna chhod diya tha
Kyunki jo maza pyar mein hai

Chhaya mere lund ko munh mein leke bade maze se chus rahi thi
Main..tu kuchh nahi karegi

Ekta muskura di aur apna munh neeche le jaake
Mere balls ko chusne lagi
Bua dhadam se sofe pe baith padi
Use yakeen nahi ho raha tha
Ki yeh kya ho raha hai
Main chanchal ko apni taraf kheench liya
Woh aake mujhse sat gayi
Aur main use kiss karne laga
Bua.. chanchal kya ho gaya hai tujhe
In randiyo ka toh main samajh sakti hoon
Lekin tu Apni maa ke saamne
Preeti..mom aapne zindagi bhar maami ko
Main..saasu maa ko
Preeti..saasu maa ko dukh diye
Unpe zulm kiye
Yahi aapki saza hai
Aaj aap usi aurat ke bete se apni bahu aur betiyo ko chudte hue dekhogi

Yeh bolke Preeti mere chehre ko pakad li
Aur mujhe kiss karne lagi
Chanchal..mom kya kehti thi aap humari saas ko badzaat
Hai na
Dekho aaj usi badzaat ka beta aapki betiyo ki seal todega
Unhein kali se phool banayega

Wohin ekta aur Chhaya mere lund aur balls ko chus chus ke geela kar chuki thi
Main Chhaya ke kapdo ko uraarne laga
Kuchh hi der mein woh poori nangi ho gayi
Haaye kya maal thi Chhaya
Main chhaya ko sofe pe lita Diya
Aur uski boor ko Dekhne laga
Bua mere lund ko tirchhi najro se dekh rahi thi

Bua..man mein..yeh main kya kar rahi hoon
Main yahan ruk ke kyun apni barbadi ka tamasha dekh rahi hoon
Mujhe yahan se Jana Chahiye

Lekin bua ki boor kuchh aur keh rahi thi
Bua ki boor se paani behne laga tha

Phir main tab tak Chhaya ki boor chusa
Jab tak woh jhad nahi gayi
Simi mere hath mein oil ki bottle pakda di
Ab Chhaya aur ekta dono hi abhi tak Virgin thi
Kyunki bua ka bada beta gay tha
Aur chhota namard
Main dher saara tel chhaya ki boor pe daala
Ab bor nahi karunga
Ki woh aise chhekhi
Waise royi
Behosh hui
Mera poora lund chhaya ki boor mein sama gaya tha
Woh roye ja rahi thi
Main uski chuchiyo ko dabane laga
Aur dheere dheere dhakke maarne laga
Kuchh der mein jab uska dard kam hua
Tab main apni speed badha diyq
Aur chhaya ki boor mein apna lund jor jor se pelne laga
Chhaya..maa ji dekhiye na kaise rahul meri boor faad raha hai
Aaah maa aaj tak main virgin thi
Lekin aaj rahul ne meri boor ko apna bana liya
Meri boor ko chod chod ke bharta bana diya
Aah bas aise hi chodte raho
Bahut maza aaraha hai

Baaki sab poori tarah garam ho chuki thi
Aur apni baari aane ka wait kar rahi thi
Jaise chhyaya jhadi
Main ekta ko nanga kar diya
Main..yeh jungl kyun ugaa rakhkhi hai

Ekta Sharma gayi
Main ekta ko chhaya ke bagal mein lita diya
Aur apna lund uski boor mein pel diya
Woh bhi royi chillayi behosh hui
Lekin kuchh der baad woh shant ho gayi
Main..kyun meri jaan maza aaraha hai ki nahi
Ekta..bahut maza aaraha hai
Bas aise hi chodte rahiye
Aah maa bas aise hi uii maaa

Main bua ki taraf dekha
Toh pata chala
Ki woh apna hath apni saari mein ghusa chuki thi
Ab aisa is liye tha
Ki bua bahut badi chudakkad aurat thi
Lekin jab se baba ne uske pati ko namard banaya tha
Tabse woh tadap rahi thi
Pichhle 18 saalo se uski boor mein lund nahi gaya tha
Main ekta ki boor mein tabadtod dhakke maar raha tha
Aur dekhte hi dekhte woh jhadne lagi
Main chanchal ki taraf dekha
Woh sharma gayi
Lekin phir woh khud hi Apne kapde utaarne lagi
Aur poori nangi ho gayi
Main use kiss karne laga
Preeti ne simi ko ishara kiya
Main aur chanchal baithe the sofe pe
Aur ek dusre ko kiss kar rahe the
Preeti aur simi mere lund ko chusne lagi thi baari baari
Kuchh der chanchal ko kiss kiya
Phir uske doodh chusne laga
Kabhi right waale ko chusta toh kabhi left waale ko
Chanchal..bas aise hi chuste rahiye
Bahut maza aaraha hai

Udhar simi aur Preeti dono mere lund ko chuse ja rahi thi
Kuchh der tak main chanchal ke doodh ko chusta raha
Aur phir apna lund uski boor pe set kiya
Jaise jaise main lund andar lund daalne laga
Woh cheekhne lagi
Jab woh shant hui
Toh main use chodne laga
Chanchal..uff bas aise hi chodte rahiye
Bahut maza aaraha hai
Haan aise hi
Mom dekho na tumhari beti ko tumhare damad ne kali se phool bana diya

Bas aise hi chodte rahiye
Main.. Haan MERI jaan yeh le aur jor se le
Chanchal..faad DIJIYE meri boor
Bana dijiye meri boor ka bhosda

Idhar main chanchal ko chod raha tha
Udhar kabhi simi mujhe kiss karti
Toh kabhi Preeti
Main chanchal ko tab tak chodta raha
Jab tak chanchal jhad nahi gayi
Chanchal ke jhadte hi
Main Preeti ko daboch liya
Aur use kiss karte hue uske doodh dabane laga
Chhaya aur ekta mere lund ko chusne lagi
Woh bhi ek dusre ko kiss karte hue
Dheere dheere main Preeti ke kapde utaar diya
Kya lag rahi thi bhosdi
Main uske nipples ko pakad liya
Woh kaanp uthi
Main uske nichle honto ko zabardast tareeke se chuste hue
Uske doodh dabane laga
Jo abhi kaafi chhote the
Phir main uske dono chuchiyo ko baari baari chusne laga
Uske baad main apna lund Preeti ki boor pe set kiya tel lagake
Aur dheere dheere daalne laga
Preeti cheekhne lagi
Uski seal toot chuki thi
Kuchh der mein woh rona band kar di
Aur apni gaand gol.gol ghumane lagi
Main use chodne laga
Jor jor se pelne laga
Behenchod kya life hai meri
Boor pe boor
Preeti..oh oh bas aise hi
Aur jor se
Bhaiya aur jor se
Bas aise hi
Main..haan gudiya yeh le aur jor se le

Main simi ko kiss karte hue Preeti ko chod raha tha
Chhaya ekta aur chanchal teeno apni boor masal rahi thi
Lekin bua ka ek hath unki chuchi pe tha
Aur dusra uske peticoat mein
Main Preeti ko chodne mein laga hua tha
Preeti gaand utha uthake chud rahi thi
Aur bas kuchh hi der mein Preeti bhi jhadne lagi
Main Preeti ki boor se Apna lund nikaala
Aur simi ko dekhne laga
Woh Sharma gayi
Main simi ke kapde utaar fenka
Ab jaisa ki maine batayw
Woh thodi moti thi
Utni bhi
Uske chuche bhi Preeti se bade the
Main simi ko kiss karne laga
Aur uski jhaanto se bhari boor ko sehlane laga
Simi aahein bharne lagi
Main..ise saaf kar lena
Rahulwa jungli Nahi hai

Yeh sunke simi sharma gayi
Aur baaki sab hansne lagi
Main kuchh der simi ki boor ko chusta raha
Aur phir jab woh jhadne waali thi
Main apna lund uski boor pe set karke ragadne laga
Simi.. kyun tadpa rahe hain
Daal dijiye na

Yeh sunte main maara ek dhakka
Aur aadha lund pel diya
Simi ki seal toot gayi
Aur woh rote hue behosh ho gayi

Kuchh der mein woh shant ho gayi
Main simi ko dheere dheere chodne laga
Simi..aah maza aaraha hai ab
Main..bas leti reh
Simi..aur jor se
Aah maa bas aise hi
Uff maa

Main uske nipples ko dabate hue use chodne laga
Har dhakke ke sath uski aahein nikalne lagi
Bas main uski boor maarta raha

Kuchh hi der mein woh jhadne lagi
Bua ab tak garam ho chuki thi
Main simi ki boor se lund nikaala
Aur bua ki taraf badh gaya
Paancho mujhe bua ke paas jaate Dekh rahi thi
Bua ki ankho mein nasha ho chuka tha
Main bua ke saaru ka pallu hataya
Bua mera hath jhatak di
Main bua ko dekhne laga
Bua ki najar mere lund pe tiki hui thi
Main apni ungli bua ke honto pe ghumane laga
Bua kaanpne lagi
Main apna hath bua ke doodh pe rakh diya
Aur use pyar se dabane laga
Bua apna hath mere hath pe rakh di
Woh mera hath hatana chahti thi
Lekin hata nahi paayi
Main..bua kya aapko mera lund apni boor mein Chahiye

Bua kuchh nahi boli
Main bua ke blouse ko faad diya
Bua ki 40 ki chuchiya jo neele bra mein qaid the
Fadfada gaye
Main bra ko pakda
Aur kheenchke fenk diya
Bua ki chuchiyo ko dekhke mera lund jhatke khane laga
Main apna lund bua ki chuchiyo ke beech mein daal diya
Aur dhakke lagane laga
Bua ab mujhe dekh rahi thi
Main..bua main tab tak aapki boor mein apna lund nahi daalunga
Jab tak aap khud nahi kehti

Bua aahein bharne lagi
Main bua ke gaalo ko sehlate hue unhein unke doodh ko chod raha tha

5 minutes ho chuke the
Main bua ke doodh ko chode ja raha tha
Phir main Thoda peechhe ho gaya
Main..ab aap nahi chahti ho
Ki main aapko chodu
Toh theek hai

Yeh bolke main mud gaya
Bua mera hath pakad li
Bua..bilkul apni maa ki tarah kameena hai

Yeh bolke bua apni saari aur peticoat pakdi
Aur use apni kamar tak chadha li
Bua..nahi hota ab bardasht mujhse
Chod de apni bua ko
20 saalo se tadap rahi hoon
Jab se Preeti paida hui
Tabse Nahi chudi

Yeh sunte hi main apna lund bua ki boor pe set kiya
Aur bua ke Honto ko chuste hue
Pel diya aadha
Bua cheekh padi

Main bua ke honto ko chuste hue ek aur dhakka maara
Bua cheekhte hue behosh ho gayi
Tabhi bua hosh mein aagayi
Aur rone lagi
Ab mere paas powers toh thi Nahi
Toh phir yeh bhosdi hosh mein kaise aayi

Main laayi

Main dekha komal thi
Main..tum yahan kya kar rahi ho
Komal..main toh kabse yahin hoon
Main..Tumhari shakti jaag gayi
Komal..haan
Main..kab jaagi
Komal.. jab mujhe sab kuchh yaad aagaya

Yeh bhosdi ke paas aisi powers thi
Ki meri gaand fat jaati thi
Bhosdi ne ek baar gusse mein mujhe ladki bana diya tha

Komal hansne lagi
Main..jaa na yahan se

Tabhi mere gaal pe thappad pada
Bua..harami kya kar raha hai chod na jaldi

Komal khilkhila ke hans padi
Kyunki komal ko sirf main Dekh pa raha tha
Main bua ki kamar ko pakda
Aur jor jor se maarne laga bua ki boor
Bua...uff bass aise hi maar meri boor
Aah bahut maza aaraha hai
Aah aisa tab lagta tha
Jab tere fufa mujhe Preeti ke janam se pehle chodte the
Bas tere dhakke jyada damdaar hain
Main..bua Ab toh main aapka pati hoon
Bua..damad hai tu mera
Aur zor se chod apni saas ko
Main..aapki beti Dekh rahi hain
Bua..dekhne de
Jab woh mere saamne chud sakti hain
Toh main kyun nahi chud sakti hain
Main..bua aapki gaand toh seal pack hai
Bua..maar lena
Sab kuchh maar lena
Bas meri boor roz maarna
Main.. theek hai
Par pehle aapko maa se maafi maangni hogi
Bua.. uff maang lungi

Aur bua ki boor se sailab behne laga
Bua ka sharir jhatke lene laga
Main bua ko ghodi banaya
Aur bua ko zor zor chodne laga
Bua ek Baar phir jhad gayi
Phir main bua ko pet ke bal lita diya
Aur unhein chodne laga

Bua kareeb 10 baar jhad chuki thi
Bua..bas kar aur kitna chodega
Main toh mar hi jaaungi
Main..bas mera bhi hone waala hai
Bua..andar mat chhodna

Main apna lund bua ki boor se nikaala
Aur bua ke munh mein daal diya
Bua mera saara paani pee gayi
Aur phir mere lund ko chaatne lagi
Komal..haaye aap ka lund kitna bada hai
Main bhi chusungi
Main..happ

Aur tabhi samay ruk gaya
Komal.. mujhe bhi aapse chudna hai
Main..abhi waqt nahi aaya hai
Jab aayega toh chod dunga
Komal..toh aap mujhe nahi chodenge
Main..tum bhi khushi ki tarah torcher kar rahi ho

Tabhi khushi mere saamne aagayi
Khushi..toh main aapko torcher karti hoon
Main..maine aisa kab bola
Komal..lekin aap toh keh rahe the
Ki
Main..chup kar meri maa
Khushi..aaj main bhi dekhti hoon
Aap kitna chod paate hain
Main..meri babu
Zindagi mein kuchh bhi karna
Lekin rahulwa ko.challange Nahi
Rahulwa challenge karne waalo
Ke poore khandaan ko chod daalta hai
Khushi..woh toh aap chodenge hi

Yeu sunke komal hansne lagi

Aur Khushi mere baal nochne lagi
Tabhi komal ne uska hath pakad liya
Komal..kabhi bhi mere saamne mere bhaiya ko Pareshaan nahi karna
Khushi..warna kya karegi tu
Komal..bhaiya ki tarah tu bhi future dekh sakti hai
Toh dekh le
Main kya karungi

Aur jab khushi ne dekha
Ki usne komal ki baat ko halke mein le liya
Yeh sochke
Ki komal dinge maar rahi hai
Komal Khushi ko aisi jagah pahuncha di
Jahan sirf andhera tha
Aur wahan aise aise beast the
Jo kuchh palo mein poori duniya ko mita dein
Aur is jagah ka naam darkness tha
Wahan qiad the
Har Woh creature jinhone duniya ko khatam karne ki poori koshish ki thi
Tabhi khushi ko rudra dikha
Jo un creatures ko kutte ki tarah peet raha tha
Aur tabhi khushi hosh mein aagayi
Khushi..rudra wahan kya kar raha tha
Jahan tak mujhe yaad hai
Lord of darkness hi darkness mein apni marzi se ja sakte hain
Komal..woh rudra Nahi tha
Woh uska judwa bhai tha
Khushi..main kuchh samjhi nahi
Main..main samjhata hoon
Waise mujhe nahi pata ki tum dono kya baatein kar rahi ho
Lekin meri story khatam hone waali hai
Aur jald hi blackwa rudra ki kahani likhega
Jiska naam hoga
RUDRA THE DESTROYER....

Gajab ki update hai hukum.

 

[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 118

Main kuchh bhi sochne samajhne ki haalat mein nahi tha
BARATHEON mujhpe apna thunder giraaye ja raha tha
Main BARATHEON ke sharir ko cheerta hua
Dusri taraf nikal gaya

BARATHEON hansne laga
Main.. madarchod

Main chutki bajaya
BARATHEON ki body ek insaan jitni ho gayi
BARATHEON shocked ho gaya
Main maara BARATHEON ke munh pe punch
Woh door jaane laga
BARATHEON ki sena mere paas pahunch gayi
Aur apne dono hath meri taraf kar di
Unke hatho se energy nikli
Aur mujhpe padne lagi
Main chutki bajaya
BARATHEON ki sena laakho mein thi
Mere bhi laakho clone ban gaye

Sab BARATHEON ki sena pe toot pade
BARATHEON paaglo ki tarah hansne laga

Main cheekhte hue uske paas pahuncha
Aur BARATHEON ko punch aur kicks maarne laga
BARATHEON maar khata raha

Udhar mere clones paradooms ko maarne mein lage hue the
Jaise hi woh zinda hote
Mere clones unhein dobara maar dete
Main..bahut shauk hai na
Tujhe thunder gidane ka
Ab le madarchod le
Mera thunder le

Aur aasmaan mein kaale badal chha gaye
Aasmaan bilkul kaala ho gaya
Aur tabhi aasmaan se black colour ki thunder BARATHEON pe gidne lagi
BARATHEON cheekhne laga


Deva kajol ko dekhke cheekhe ja raha tha
Tabhi karan ne deva ke maathe pe apna hath rakh Diya
Deva aur dev ko Woh sachchayi pata chali jisse woh anjaan the
Karan ne yeh sochke yeh sab kiya
Ki deva ki takleef dekhke shayad dev gusse mein BARATHEON ko maar de

BARATHEON pe bijli gidna band ho gayi
Aur Woh thunder mujhmein samane laga
Ab meri body ke har ek part mein thunder tha
Main BARATHEON ke paas pahuncha
Aur uski gardan pakad liya
BARATHEON...tum humein nahi maar sakte
Humein sirf dev maar sakta hai
Main..tujhe toh woh maarega hi
God ne tujhse yeh vaada kiya tha
Ki lord ka beta hi teri jaan le sakega
Yeh vaada nahi kiya tha
KI tujhe dard mehsus nahi hoga
Madarchod

Yeh bolke main use buri tarah se maarne laga
Jism ki ek ek haddi tod daali uski
BARATHEON..neha humare saamne aao
Aur rahul ki shaktiyo ko seal kar do
Main.. madarchod meri neha ka naam leta hai

Tabhi neha wahan Prakat ho gayi
Aur usne meri powers seal kar di
Neha..isi liye main aapse keh rahi thi
Ki aap nahi jaayenge
Lekin aap maante kahan hain

Meri powers seal hone ki wajah se
Main asmaan se neeche zameen pe gid pada
Kya bakchodi hai Behenchod

Tabhi kajol ko hosh aagaya
Aur kajol idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Neha..kajol apne pita ko yahan se door leke jaao
Jaldi karo

Kajol mere paas aagayi
Kajol..chaliye dad

Main kajol se lipat gaya
Main..nahi beta
Kajol.. please dad chaliye na

Main hansne laga
Neha..aapko meri kasam chale jaaiye yahan se

Tabhi BARATHEON apne real form mein aagaya
Aur apna munh kholke
Earth ko apne andar kheenchne laga

Neha..aisa mat kijiye
Aapki powers seal hain
Agar aap use karne ki koshish karenge
Toh
Main..haan pata hai
Lekin apni beti ke liye yeh karna hi padega
Upar se ab tum bhi yahan ho
Khushi bhi hai
.. mere jaane ke baad apna aur sabka khyal rakhna

Yeh bolke main apni powers unseal kar diya
Ab is liye unseal kar diya main
Kyunki main rahulwa hoon
Majak kar raha hoon
God ka rule todne ki saza milti hai bhai
Neha ke paas jo powers thi
Agar woh kisi ki powers seal kar de
Toh koi use unseal nahi kar sakta
Aur lucifer ne jo mere bachcho ke sath kaand kiya tha
Us wajah se meri powers Ultimate ho gayi thi
Lekin main god ka bhi apmaan nahi kar sakta tha
Isi liye main energy ball mein badal gaya
Ab dev us layak nahi bana tha
Ki woh BARATHEON ko maar sake
Isi liye main Dev ke paas pahunch gaya
Main..apni poori power se mujhe BARATHEON ki taraf fenk

Dev ne mujhe pakda
Aur apni poori powers se
Mujhe BARATHEON ki taraf fenk diya
Main BARATHEON se ja takaraya
Aur uski cheekh nikal gayi
main use destroy kar diya
Aur paradooms bhi gayab ho gaye
Main aur woh fana ho chuke the

Neha khushi komal aur kajol fut fut ke rone lagi
Tabhi Deva ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aur uski aur dev ki aatma ek ho gayi
Matlab ab woh dono ek ho chuke the
Isi liye ab unki ek hi personality hogi
Aur Woh obviously deva hi hoga
Aur phir sab pehle jaisa ho gaya
Jitne bhi log maare gaye the
Sab zinda ho gaye
Poora sheher wapas pehle jaisa ho gaya

Deva jaake kajol ko apne seene se laga liya
Bhadra..cheekhte hue senior

Yeh bolke bhadra Trina ki Taraf badhne laga
Bhadra.. bhosdi tera baap toh mar gaya
Ab Teri baari hai

BARATHEON ke marne se trina ki powers jaa chuki thi
Bhadra trina ke paas pahunch gaya
Aur apni sword uski Gardan pe chala diya

Lekin kajol beech mein hi bhadra ki sword rok di
Kajol..uncle bhool gaye kya
Yeh ab meri dad ki hai
Ise koi bhi touch nahi karega

Shakti..o shakaal chal ab chalte hain
Apni duniya mein
Jo hona tha so ho gaya
Bhadra.. senior mere liye kya tha
Tu Nahi samajh sakta
Shakti..main samajhta hoon
Woh mera bhi freind tha
Aisa freind jisne mujhe nayi zindagi di thi

Bhadra aur shakti ek taraf chal diye
Bhadra..humari duniya ek jhatke mein khatam ho gayi thi
Do din pehle senior mere paas aaya
Aur usne mujhe sab kuchh yaad dila diya

Yeh Dekh

Bhadra ne rahul ko apni ring dikhayi
Shakti..mere paas bhi hai
Bhadra..tu karta kya hai
Shakti..jinpe police ko shak hota hai
Main unke peechhe jaata hoon
Koi bekasoor hota hai
Aur koi mujhe maar deta hai
Lekin main marne se pehle jis time ke baare mein sochta hoon
Us time mein pahunch jaata hoon
Phir main us criminal ko uske anjaam tak pahuncha deta hoon
Bhadra..tujhe maar doon
Tu jaake senior ko rok liya
Shakti.. BARATHEON ko phir kaun maarega
Bhadra..baat toh sahi hai

Kajol bhadra aur shakti ke paas aagayi
Aur chutki bajake
Ek portal khol di
Kajol..aap dono ab wapas jaaiye

Bhadra aur shakti dono hand shake karke
Chale gaye
Us Portal mein
Dono apni apni duniya mein pahunch gaye

Phir kajol avi ke paas gayi
Kajol..bhaiya tum bhi jaao
Avi..apna khyal rakhna
Kajol..tum bhi

Uske baad avi aur Devi bhi chale gaye
Kiran arjun se lipatke ro rahi thi
Haan maine do din pehle hi sabko yaad dila diya tha
Meri saari biwi mujhe wapas mil gayi thi
Bas ek hi khwahish bach gayi thi
Ab woh baat batake koi fayda nahi hai

Sab apni apne ghar laut aaye
Meri sab biwiyo ko pata tha
Ki main ab nahi raha
Un sabka ro ro ke haal bura ho gaya tha
Sabne khaana peena chhod diya tha
Lekin khushi sabko apne andaz mein mana li
Woh sab mujhe miss karti thi
Lekin ab kya kar sakte hain
Koi chala jaaye toh Zindagi ruk nahi jaati hai
Komal kabhi kabhi mera roop leke
Un sabka dard kam kar deti thi

Lekin sabko pata tha
Ki mere roop mein komal hi hai
Ab main wahan tha
Jahan tay hota tha
Ki saamne khade insaan ka dusra janam hoga
Ya phir woh hell ya heaven mein jaayega

Aur jab meri good and bad ka meter dekha gaya
Toh dono equal the
Yamraaj..yeh kya baat hui chitragupt
Ab hum kya karein
Yeh toh jitna achcha hai
Utna bura bhi hai
Ab hum kaise tay karein
Ki ise swarg bheja jaaye ya nark
Chitragupt..main kya bolu Prabhu
Yeh toh Aaj tak kabhi nahi hua
Faisla ab aapka hai
Waise bhi aisa insaan na aaj tak paida hua hai
Aur na hoga
Dekhiye toh isne apni zindagi mein kitne paap kiye hain
Aur aakhir mein poori duniya bachane ke liye khudko qurbaan kar diya
Upar se ek Baar isne kayi kanyaao ko bachaya tha
Woh sab ise farishta samajhti hain
Aur iske liye roz prarthna karti hain

( Yahan chitragupt un ladkiyo ki baat kar rahe hain
Jab maine kayi ladkiyo ko bachaya tha
Aur unhein unke ghar bhijwa diya tha
Are wohi kajri ki behen ko bachane jab main gaya tha)

Yamraaj..tum iski bholi surat pe mat jaao
Chitragupt
Yeh devil hai
Swarg mein daalenge
Toh wahan raaj karega
Nark mein daalenge toh wahan

Ab yamraaj aur chitragupt ki baatein sun kaun raha tha
Main toh swarg ki apsarao ko dekh raha tha
Lekin jab meri najar yamraaj ki biwi pe padi
Toh haaye

Jab yamraj ki biwi ne dekha ki main use dekh raha hoon
Toh woh sharma gayi

Tabhi yamraaj ke ek aadmi ne unse aake woh bataya
Jo main kar raha tha
Yamraaj..putra yeh kya abhadrata hai
Main.. pitaji maa kitni sunder hai

Tabhi meri najar chitragupt ki biwi pe padi
Chitragupt..ghabrate hue.. Prabhu ise yahan se nikaaliye
Warna yeh hum mein se kisi ko bhi munh dikhane layak nahi chhodega
Yamraaj..gusse mein..yam hai hum
Main.. Rahulwa hain hum

Yamraaj daant peeske reh gaye
Main.. chitragupt jee
Nark mein kanyaein bhi hongi
Chitragupt..haan hain
Main..unhein saza dene ka kaam.mujhe de dijiye
Chitragupt.. Prabhu yeh kaisa insaan hai
Marne ke baad bhi iske andar se vaasna nahi gayi
Main..sher kahin bhi chala jaaye
Shikaar karna nahi chodta
I mean chhodta

Yamraaj bhi ghabra gaye
Kyunki marne ke baad bhi mujhe koi saza nahi di jaa sakti thi
Humri biwiya jo humare liye pray kar rahi thi
Yamraaj..lekin iska.sharir mit chuka hai
Iski aatma ko kis insaan ke andar daalein
Main..uski chinta aap mat karo
Aap mujhe wapas bhej do
Chitragupt.. Prabhu yeh paagal toh nahi hai
Bina sharir ke yeh kya karega
Yamraaj..pata nahi
Lekin hum yahan ise rakhne ka jokhim nahi utha sakte
Jaao putra
Main..pitaji ek baar maa se mil loon
Yam.. ghabrate hue..yam hai hum

Aur phir yamraaj ne mujhe dharti pe wapas bhej diya
Aagaya aagaya rahulwa aagaya
Khushi..toh aagaye aap
Main..haaye meri khushi
Khushi..chup rahiye
Ab kya karenge aap
Main...tum batao
Khushi.. mujhe kya pata
Main..toh tumhein nahi pata
Khushi..nahi
Main.. theek hai
Toh main wapas jaata hoon
Khushi..nahi nahi
Main.. acting kyun kar rahi thi
Khushi..aapko toh pata hai main kaisi hoon
Main..haan pata hai
Meri psycho gudiya
Khushi..gudiya mat boliye

Uske baad khushi ne chutki bajayi
Aur phir meri body tayyar kar di
Main usmein sama gaya
Lekin meri body tayyar karne ke baad
Khushi ki powers chali gayi
Haash bach gaya
Ab isse maar nahi khana padega
Khushi..kya soch rahe hain

Main bina kuchh bole
Khushi se lipat gaya

Phir main gaya apne ghar
Jaise hi aangan mein ghusa
Maa mujhe dekhke muskura di
Behenchod yeh kya hai
Maa ne meri sab biwiyo ko mere ghar pe bula rakhkha tha
Maa..komal yeh sab kya hai
Tujhe pata hai na
Ki teri saari bhabhi aur JYADA dukhi ho jaati hain

Tabhi komal mere room se bahar nikli
Komal..maa main toh yahan hoon
Maa..dekh kya rahi ho
Yeh tum sabka pati hi hai

Sab rote hue mujhse lipat gayi
Behenchod saans Lena mushkil kar diya tha
Woh toh achcha hai khushi ki powers meri body mein thi
Warna pata nahi main itni biwiyo ko kaise chodta
Ab last mission maa ko pataunga
Tabhi toh meri khwahish poori hogi....

Nice update hai mitr.

 

[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 119
Ab behenchod itni biwiyo ko rakhkhu kahan
Saala dimaag ka dahi ho chuka hai
Behenchod
Ab main aap sabko apni biwiyo ki list de deta hoon
Warna confused hote rahoge
Aur thoda back story bhi bata dunga
Ki inhein kaise pataya


Ab jo ladki hai ya bahu hain
Woh sab meri biwi hain
Aur jo meri saas hain
Woh meri secret biwi hain
Maa maar maar ke gaand laal kar deti
Maa beti dono se shaadi ka pata chalta
Toh gaand faad deti maa
Bas maa ko pata loon
Phir sabke sath ek sath rahunga

Toh chalo aatein hain pehle
Majhli bua ko kaise pataya
Toh aap sabko toh pata tha
Ki majhli bua aur uski dono badi beti ke sapno mein gaya tha main
Bua ko main ehsaas dilaya
Ki ab unki jindagi mein ek hi mard hai
Aur Woh main hoon
Bua mere lund ke aage jhuk gayi
Rahi baat kamya ka
Toh use main sapno mein itna Pareshaan kiya
Ki Pareshaan hote hote hi use mujhse pyar ho Gaya
Aur phir aati hai
Urmila
Jiske sapno ka main Rajkumar ban gaya

Uske baad main gaya
Badi bua ke ghar


Haan woh Mumbai mein rehti thi
Main pahunch gaya
Uske gate ke bahar khada tha main
Door bell bajaya
Gate khola badi bua ke ghar ki kisi maid ne
Fufa bahut bada business man tha
Kya maal hai behenchod
Maid..jee kahiye kisse milna hai
Main..apni maalkin se kaho rahul aaya hai

Maid mujhe ghur ke Dekhi
Aur phir gate band kar ke chali gayi
Badi bua..kya hua simi kaun hai
Simi..jee woh koi rahul aaya hai

Mera naam sunke badi bua ki jhaantein sulag gayi
Aur uski nafrat mehsus karke
Meri
Gayatri..usse keh do
Ki yahan se chala jaaye
Aur agar na jaaye
Toh security ko bolke use bahar fenkwa do
Simi wapas aake gate kholi
Simi..jee aap yahan se chale jaaiye

Uski baat main ansuni karke nikal ghus gaya andar
Bhosdi bua hall mein baithi book padh rahi thi
Teri beti chodu saali
Jaise hi uski najar mujhe padi
Woh gusse mein khadi ho gayi
Gayatri..tum andar kaise aaye
Nikal.jaao yahan se
Warna achcha nahi hoga

Uski baat sunke main uske saamne baith gaya pair upar karke
Main..main toh nahi ja raha
Jiski gaand mein dum ho
Woh mujhe nikaal ke dikhaye

Meri baat sunke bua gusse se bilbila gayi
Gayatri..bulao security ko

Simi ne security ko phone kiya
Aur kuchh security guards andar aagaye
Gayatri..nikaalo is kutte ko.yahan se
Woh bhi dhakkke maarke

Tabhi mujhe bua ki badi bahu dikhi
Behenchod meri family mein toh ek se ek maal hai
Kya bhabhi thi meri
Haaye maar daala

Guards meri taraf badhne lage
Ab dekho bhai Appan ab mature ho gaya tha
Yeh faaltu ka maar peet karke koi fayda nahi tha
Waise bhi sab behenchod family waale the
Toh Appan ne un sabko woh dikhaya
Jise dekhne ke baad unki.gaand fati Nahi
Tabah ho gayi
Woh sab dar ke maare wahan se bhaag gaye
Chhaya...maaji kaun hai yeh
Gayatri..koi Nahi hai bahu
Simi phone karo police ko
Main..aise kaise
Bhabhi main aapka devar hai
Ek lauta

Simi ne phone kar diya
Ki koi ladka
Ghar mein zabardasti ghus aaya hai
Kuchh der baad ek inspector chaar hawaldaaro ke sath aagayi
Haaye inspector ka naam tha
Zara
Iski badi behen zoya acp Thi
Aur maa zaida commissioner
Bechari ab ise bhi mere Lund ki sawari karni padegi
Divya aur neelam ki tarah
Zara..toh tu hai woh
Jo Apne aapko bahut bada gunda samajhta hai
Le chalo ise thane

Hawaldaar meri taraf badhne lage
Aur tabhi main apna woh gaana gaya
Jise Mumbai ka har police waala
Har criminal sunke Apne kaan band kar leta tha
Main..tere gore gore gaal
Teri chhati pe musammi

Yeh sunne ke baad hawaldaaro ki maiyya chud gayi
Aur zara ki boor
Sabke pair kaanpne lage
Zara ki aankho mein dar saaf dikh raha tha
Hawaldaar mere pairo pe gid gaye
Hawaldaar.. Rahul bhai maaf kar DIJIYE mujhe main aapko pehchaan nahi paaya
Aapki shakal change jo ho gayi hai

Woh rone laga aur uske sath sath baaki hawaldaar bhi

Zara ke kaano mein uski maa ki baatein gunj rahi thi
Beta kuchh bhi karna lekin Rahul ke saamne kabhi mat jaana
Kyunki agar aisa hua
Toh main kya tumhein koi bhi nahi bacha paayega
Zara ki aankho se aansu gidne lage
Main..dafa ho jaaiye inspector sahiba
Isse pehle ki mera mood change ho jaaye

Behenchod ek second mein woh gayab ho gayi
Aur uske saath baaki hawaldaar bhi
Main bua ki taraf dekha
Main.. ghamand aisa hona Chahiye
Ki duniya mein koi madarchod use tod na paaye
Jo ki sirf mere paas hai
Aaj se main yahin rahunga
Jise bulana hai bula le

Lekin wohin chhaya ki gaand fati hui thi
Woh bua ke pass gayi
Aur use room mein leke gayi
Gayatri..kya hua bahu
Chhaya..maaji yeh woh hai
Gayatri.. woh kaun
Chhaya..aapko yaad hai
Do saal pehle yahan qatle aam kiya tha
Kisi ladke ne
Gayatri.. woh darinda
Jisne kayi logo ko jaan se maar diya
Chhaya..darte hue..yeh wohi darinda hai

Ab jo bua ki maiyya chudi
Woh mujhe yahan tak sunayi de rahi thi
Gayatri..yeh kya bol rahi ho bahu
Aur tumhein kaise pata
Chhaya.. kyunki maine iski photo news pe Dekhi thi

Dono apna sar pakadke baith gayi
Main simi ko dekhe ja raha tha
Ab naukrani bhi insaan hi hoti hain
Aur sabse badi baat unke paas bhi boor hoti hai
Main..yahan baith mere pass
Simi..nahi
Main..baith jaa
Tujhe kaatunga thodi

Ab dekho bhai apni personality jo thi
Woh bilkul kisi hero ki Tarah thi
Toh zaahir si baat hai appan ko dekhte hi ladkiyo ka dil.machal jaata tha
Main.. badi khubsurat hai tu
Simi..dekhiye main gareeb jarur hoon
Lekin mujhe yeh sab pasand nahi hai
Main..toh kya pasand hai tujhe
Simi..kya matlab
Main.. matlab kya chhahiye tujhe
Simi.. Aur badle mein aap meri izzat maang lenge
Main..izzat nahi maangunga
Simi..toh kya
Main..shaadi karegi mujhse

Yeh sunke woh chaunk gayi
Simi..yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Main..teri marzi hai
Jitna sochna hai soch le
Uske baad bata diyo

Uske baad main us room mein ghus gaya
Jahan bua aur chhaya thi
Maara gate pe laat gate ki maiyya chud gayi
Bua ghabra gayi
Aur sath mein chhaya bhi
Main..haan toh bua aaj se main yahin rahunga
Samajh gayi
Aur agar koi problem hai toh bata dena
Jisko bulana hai bula lena
Uski gaand maarunga
Aur uske ghar ki aurto ki boor

Yeh bolke main nikal gaya

Zara apne ghar pahunch chuki thi
Aur roye ja rahi thi
Usne phone apni behen zoya ko laga diya
Zoya..kya hua chhoti tu ro kyun rahi hai
Zara..didi please jaldi se ghar aajao

Yeh bolke zara ne phone cut kar diya
Zoya headquarters mein thi
Woh usi waqt zara ke ghar nikal gayi
Aur kuchh Der baad woh wahan pahunch gayi
Zoya..kya hua itna kyun ro rahi hai
Zara..didi aaj maine use dekha
Zoya..kise
kisne rulaya tujhe
Bata mujhe uska naam
Jaan se maar dungi
Pehle tu paani pee

Aur zoya ne zara ko paani peelaya
Zoya..ab bata kya baat hai

Zara ne hichkiya lete hue sab bata diya
Jise sunke zoya ko chakkar aagaya
Zoya..yeh kya kiya tune
Ab woh pata nahi kya karega
Main..tum dono hi bata do main kya karunga

Main sofe baitha dono ko dekh raha tha
Zoya ka heart fail hote hote bacha
Zara phirse rone lagi
Zoya.. dekhiye meri behen ki galti ke liye use maaf kar DIJIYE
Main..kyun karu
Jab mera order tha
Ki kisi ke bhi khilaaf complaint ho
Toh pehle uska naam puchhna
Aur agar Rahul naam bataya jaaye
Toh wahan jaane ki sochne ki himmat bhi nahi karna
Lekin yeh bina naam puchhe wahan pahunch gayi
Ab batao kya karu
Yahan ki cm meri rakhel hai
Hm meri rakhel hai
Aur teri maa bhi

Zoya..aisa nahi ho sakta
Meri amma bahut shareef hain

Main apna phone nikaala
Aur zaida ko call laga diya
Aur speaker on kar diya
Zaida..kaise hain maalik
Main..theek hoon
Abhi kahan hai
Zaida.. headquarter mein hoon
Main..aaiyo zara
Zara ke ghar

Apni beti ka naam mere se sunke zaida ki gand fat gayi
Zaida.. kya hua maalik
Main..jaldi aana
Kyun dimaag ka bhosda kar rahi hai

Aur phir main phone cut kar diya
Aur zoya ki taraf dekha

Main.. paanch minutes deta hoon
Faisla kar
Ki teri behen ko saza milegi
Ya phir use bachane ke liye tu saza qubool karegi

Zara phirse fut futke rone lago
Zoya ki bhi aankho se aansu behne lage
Woh zara ki taraf dekhi
Un dono ko yakeen nahi ho raha tha
Ki unki amma meri rakhel hai
Zoya..main saza paane ke liye ready hoon
Main..soch le
Jahan chahunga
Tujhe chodunga
Zara.. Nahi aapa galti meri hai
Saza bhi mujhe milni Chahiye
Zoya..koi baat nahi chhoti
Mujhe toh abhi bhi yakeen nahi ho raha hai
Ki amma ne aisa kiya
Main..tea bana ke de

Zoya kitchen mein gayi
Apni gun nikaali
Aur mere maathe pe nishana lagayi
Uske hath kaanp rahe the
Main..soch liyo
Agar main bach gaya
Toh uske baad mere aadmi tum teeno maa betiyo ko utha le jaayenge

Zoya ke hath se gun chhut gayi
Aur dar se kaanpne lagi
Waise main maze le raha hoon
Jabse neha se pyar hua tha
Tabse kisi ke sath zabardasti nahi karne ka man karta tha
Lekin rahulwa saza deta hai

Zoya tea banake laayi
Mere liye
Uske hath abhi kaanp rahe the
Main tea le liya
Aur peene laga
Main.. cigarette de ek
Zoya..mere pe Nahi hai
Main..tujhse bol RAHA hoon

Zara jaldi se apni pant ki jeb se
Cigarette aur lighter nikaali
Aur ek cigarette meri taraf badha di
Main..munh mein daal

Zara ghabrate hue cigarette mere munh mein daal di
Main uspe jhapatne ki acting kiya
Woh dar se rone lagi
Aur zoya se lipatke rone lagi
Main..jalayega kaun

Zara ghabrate hue lighter on kar di
Main cigarette jalaya
Aur dum maarne laga
Tabhi zaida ki entry hui

Apni dono beti ko mere saamne rota dekh
Zaida ka kaleja fat gaya
Zaida mere pass aayi
Aur mujhe kiss karne lagi
Kuchh der hum dono kiss karte rahe
Phir zaida mujhse alag ho gayi
Zaida.. maalik aap yahan
Main.. apni beti se puchh

Zara rote hue sab kuchh bata di
Aur uske baad zaida ne zara ko maarna shuru kar diya
Main..ab woh meri hai
Isi liye use ab sirf main touch kar sakta hoon


Zaida mere pair pakadke rone lagi
Zaida..maalik maaf kar dijiye use
Abhi woh bachchi hai
Main..main toh nahi kar raha hai
Zaida..maalik aapko jo saza deni hai
Mujhe dijiye
Lekin meri bachchiyo ko bakhsh dijiye
Main.. Nahi
Zaida.. maalik aap jo bolenge
Main karungi
Main..kya kar sakti hai
Teri boor aur gaand toh maar hi chuka hoon
Zaida.. main aapko Apne bhai ki beti dilwa dunga
Main..are main koi randa hoon
Jo kisi ko bhi chodne lag jaaunga
Zaida..maaf kar dijiye maalik
Main..ek tareeka hai
Jisse teri beti bhi Bach jaayengi
Aur meri saza bhi poori ho jaayengi
Zaida.. kaisi saza
Main..teri dono beti ko mujhse shaadi karni hogi

Zoya aur zara shocked ho gayi
Zaida..man mein..jis insaan ne kabhi kisi pe rehem nahi kiya
Jis ladki ya aurat ne uska rule toda
Usne use apni rakhel bana liya
Aaj wohi Shaadi karne ki baat kar raha hai
Main..kya soch rahi hai
Zaida..dono karengi shaadi aapse
Zara..main nahi karungi
Main..mat kar bhosdi
Kyun aayi thi wahan
Main apna rule nahi todta
Mera rule todne waali meri rakhel banti hai
Lekin tujhe apni biwi bana raha hoon
Mat ban bhosdi
Zaida..maalik maalik please
Woh karegi shaadi aapse
Zoya..hum dono karenge aapse Shaadi
Par aapko ek vaada karna hoga
Main..jab tum dono ki marzi hogi
Tabhi chodunga
Theek hai
Zoya..aapko kaise
Main..kal aajaunga
Tum dono se nikaah karne...

Mashti ki paathshala se ek aur sunhari update parshansniye hai.

 

[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 119
Wahan se nikalke main wapas bua ke ghar aagaya
Jahan uski dono beti chanchal aur Preeti bhi thi
Main jaake sofe pe baith gaya
Aur remote leke tv dekhne laga
Chhaya mujhe dekhke ghabra gayi
Main use dekhne laga
Woh bhaagi apne room mein
Tabhi chanchal nikli Apne room se
Woh mere paas aagayi
Chanchal.. excuse me mister
Woh are you
And what are you doing in my house
Main..you are so beautiful


Ab dekho koi anjaan ladka ladkiyo ki taareef karta hai
Toh gussa aata hai
Lekin Rahulwa jab karta hai
Toh sharam aati hai
Ab apni personality hi aisi thi
Lekin phir bhi woh mujhe gusse se ghurne lagi
Chanchal.. maine puchha kaun ho tum
Main..meri do personality hai
Tu bata tujhe kaunsi jaan ni hai
Chanchal..jaldi se batao ki kaun ho
Warna uthake bahar fenkwa dungi
Main..rahul the devil


Chanchal yeh sunte hi behosh hoke gidne lagi
Main use pakad liya
Aur sofe pe bitha diya


Tabhi Preeti apne room se nikli
Aur chanchal ko mere paas soya Dekh chaunk gayi
Preeti..aap kaun hain
Main..tumhara bhai hoon
Preeti.. mera toh koi bhai nahi hai
Main..tumhare bade mama ka beta hoon
Preeti..oh toh aap unke bete hain
Lekin aapko yahan nahi aana Chahiye tha
Mummy aapse Nafrat karti hain
Aur didi bhi
Main.. pata hai mujhe
Tum nahi karti mujhse nafrat
Preeti..main kyun karungi aapse Nafrat
Na main aapko jaanti hoon
Pehchanti hoon
Main..badi achchi ho
Idhar aao baitho mere paas


Preeti mere bagal mein baith gayi
Main use dekhne laga
Preeti..aap yahan kyun aaye hain
Main..socha tum sab se mil loon
Preeti..kuchh khaayenge
Main..nahi
Ghumne chalogi
Preeti.. Mummy daantengi
Shayad maare bhi
Main..i promise koi tumhein hurt nahi karega
Preeti..main ready hoke aati hoon
Yeh didi ko kya ho gaya
Main..so rahi hai


Ekta chhupke yeh sab dekh rahi thi
Bua ki gand fati hui thi
Ab tak woh kitne hi logo se baat kar chuki thi
Ki Rahul the devil unke ghar mein zabardasti ghus aaya hai
Yeh sunte hi sab phone rakh dete
Tabhi ekta bua ke room mein pahunch gayi
Ekta..maa jee woh gudiya rahul ke sath ghumne ja rahi hai


Nahi
Bua cheekhte hue boli
Aur room se bahar nikalke mere paas aaungi
Bua.. Dekho Rahul meri beti se door raho
Main..hum sirf ghumne ja rahe hain
Bua.. Rahul tumhare paas taaqat hai
Iska matlab yeh nahi hai
Ki tum galat tareeke se use karo uska
Main..yeh tum bol rahi ho bua
Tumne meri maa pe pata nahi kya kya julm kiye
Woh kya tha powers ka galat use nahi tha
Tumhara pati paise waala tha
Isi liye sab tumse darte the
Aur meri maa pe julm karne ke baad bhi tumhein kuchh nahi kehte the
Kyunki tum daadi ko aur chachao ko paise deti thi


Idhar Dekh bua idhar Dekh
Mera khauf paise ki wajah se nahi hai
Mera khauf meri wajah se hai
Tune kabhi batman superman movie Dekhi hai
Bua..nahi
Main..aapne Dekhi hai bhabhi
Ekta..haklate hue..haan
Main.. superman pe muqadma chalta hai usmein
Aur usmein superman court mein jaata hai
Saala chutiya
Are woh superman tha
Behenchod pe atom bomb bhi kaam nahi karta tha


Achchai kabhi kabhi itna maar leti hai
Ki jeena mushkil ho jaata hai
Main achchai ka putla nahi hoon
Is duniya ne hi mujhe aisa banaya hai
Isi liye bua tum yeh galat word apne munh se na bolo
Toh achcha hoga


Tab tak Preeti ready hoke aagayi
Main..chalein gudiya
Preeti..chaliye bhaiya
Main..tu bhi chal
Simi..main main kis liye
Main.. bhosdi chal na
Sawal kyun kar rahi hai
Ghumane le ja raha hoon
Chal jaldi


Simi ki gand fat gayi
Main Preeti aur simi ko leke apni car mein baitha


Wahan pahunch ke main car park kiya
Aur Preeti aur simi ko leke wahan pahunch gaya
Jahan Preeti kabse aana chahti thi
Amusement park
Preeti..aapko kaise pata
Ki main yahan kabse aana chahti thi
Main..gudiya ho meri
Pata toh hoga hi


Preeti khush ho gayi
Simi mujhe dekhne lagi
Main..chal sab sath mein riding karenge


Uske baad humne enjoy karna shuru kiya
Ab dekho mujhe Preeti ko patana tha
Is liye main use uski favourite jagah pe leke nahi aaya tha
Mujhe bas use khushi deni thi
Ride karte hue simi ko bahut dar lag raha tha
Bechari ka heart fail ho jaata
Woh dar ke maare mera hath pakad li
Lekin Preeti ko ek jara bhi dar nahi lag raha tha
Ek pal aisa aaya
Ki simi dar ke maare mujhse lipat gayi
Kareeb 4 ghante humne enjoy kiya
Uske baad un dono ne ice cream khayi
Peeti..aap bhi khaiye na
Main..tum khao
Preeti..bhaiya please
Main..achcha theek hai


Phir main unhein leke mall mein gaya
Main..jo lena hai le lo
Preeti..mujhe Nahi chahiye kuchh
Simi.. mujhe bhi
Main..chal theek hai


Uske baad main unhein leke ghar wapas aagaya
Aur Preeti ko itna khush dekhke
Bua chaunk gayi
Preeti.. Mummy pata hai bhaiya bahut achche hain


Yeh bolke Preeti meri taraf dekhi
Preeti..chaliye main aapko apna room dikhati hoon


Uske baad woh mujhe apne room mein lekr gayi
Bua..kahan gayi thi
Simi..woh hum amusement park gaye the
Bua..khush toh badi hogi tu
Lekin ek baat jaan le
Woh ek darinda hai
Usne itni laashein bachayi thi
Ki tu gin bhi nahi sakti
Jyada khush hone ki jarurat nahi hai
Woh sirf Ladkiyo ka use karta hai


Simi kuchh nahi boli
Main Preeti ke room mein tha
Woh mujhe apna room dikha rahi thi


Kuchh der woh mujhe pakati rahi
Aur phir main simi ke paas chala gaya
Main..kya soch rahi hai
Simi.. kuchh bhi toh nahi
Main..bua ne tujhse jo kaha
Woh main karta tha
Lekin ab Nahi karta
Tujhse shaadi karunga
Toh nibhaunga bhi
Simi..lekin aapko mujhse shaadi kyun karni hai
Aapko aur bhi achchi ladkiya mil jaayengi
Main..kisne kaha ki mere paas achchi ladkiya Nahi hain
Simi..aapki
Main..pehle bhi kayi shaadi ho chuki hain
Simi..iska matlab aap sirf hawas ke liye yeh sab kar rahe hain
Main..tujhe jo sochna hai soch


Uske baad main wapas ghar aagaya
Thodi der apni biwiyo se baat kiya
Aur phir jab raat hui toh main bua ke ghar pahunch gaya
Main bua ke room mein tha
Bhosdi bua ab Dekh
Tujhe sapno mein kaise pelta hoon
Toh main pahunch gaya bua ke sapno mein
Pata nahi kya alool jalool sapna dekh rahi thi
Main nanga ho gaya
Aur bua ke saamne chala gaya
Ab dekho sapno mein main kisi se kuchh bhi karwa sakta tha
Bua kuchh bolti usse pehle hi main bol PADA
Main..bua apne bhatije ka lund chuso
Woh bhi ek kutiya ki tarah


Bua Turant mera lund chusne lagi
Woh bhi ek majhi hui kutiya ki tarah
Kabhi mere supade ko chusti
Toh kabhi mere balls ko
Uske baad main uske munh ko chodna shuru kar diya
Bua chhatpatane lagi
Phir main apna lund uske munh se nikala
Bua khaansne lagi
Bua..kya karte ho
Dheere Nahi kar sakte the
Main..boor mein legi ya gaand mein


Nahi kehke bua cheekh padi
Uski aankh khul gayi
Aur bua ko ehsaas hua
Ki woh ek sapna tha
Bua ne dekha ki uski boor boori Tarah se paani chhod chuki hai


Uske baad chhaya ke sapno mein gaya
Chhaya toh bas chudai ke sapne Dekh rahi thi
Woh bhi apne pati ke sath
Main chutki bajaya
Uska pati gayab aur uski jagah main tha
Chhaya ki cheekh nikal gayi
Jab main apna lund uski boor mein daala woh rone lagi
Main uski boor maarne laga
Chhaya ki aankhein band thi
Chhaya..bas aise hi chodye
Itna maza toh kabhi nahi aaya
Bas chodte rahiye


Tabhi Chhaya ki aankhein khul gayi
Woh mujhe dekhke shocked ho gayi
Chhaya.. Rahul tum yahan kya kar rahe ho
Main.. kaun rahul main toh tumhara pati hoon
Chhaya..nahi meri pati toh
Main..chup reh
Main keh raha hoon na
Ki main hi tera pati hoon


Aur main chhaya alag alag position mein chodta raha
Aur chhaya ki boor mein jhadne laga
Uske baad chhaya ki ankh khul gayi
Chhaya..yeh kaisa sapna tha
Chhee yeh main kaise sapne Dekh rahi hoon aaj kal


Phir main gaya ekta ke sapno mein
Uske sath bhi wohi kiya
Jo chhaya ke sath kiya tha


Phir main gaya chanchal ke sapno mein
AUR Uske sath thoda romance kiya
Lekin jab main Preeti ke sapno mein gaya
Toh behenchod wahan toh woh mere sath Pehle se hi romance kar rahi thi
Phir main simi ke sapno mein gaya
Aur use ehsaas dilaya
Ki main humesha uska khyal rakhkhunga


Raat khatam subah ho gayi
Main naha ke jab bahar aaya
Toh Preeti wahan pehle se hi thi
Preeti..waah bhaiya aapke toh 10 packs hain
Main..tumhein achche lage
Preeti..apni chhoti behen se yeh koi puchhta hai
Budhhu kahin ke
Main..subah subah yahan kaise aagayi
Preeti..kal main aapko thanks Nahi boli
Main.. it's ok
Preeti..thank you


Yeh bolke Preeti mere gaal pe kiss kar di
Aur phir chali gayi


Behenchod lund khada kar di
Main pahunch gaya
Kaamini ki chhat pe
Aur uske paas pahunchke use daboch liya
Bechari abhi soke uthi thi
Kaamini..aap yahan itni subah subah
Main..chodne degi
Kaamini..subah subah
Main..jaldi haan ya na kar
Aur bhi biwi hain mere paas


Kaamini mere kapde utaarne lagi
Use dabake chodne ke baad
Main use kiss kiya
Kaamini..aap kab mujhe apne ghar leke jaayenge
Main..mahina poora ho jaane de
Kaamini..29 ko surbhi ka janam din hai
Main.. pata hai mujhe
Yeh tere doodh aur bade kaise ho gaye
Kaamini..aapne hi toh daba daba ke bada kiya hai
Main..yeh sab mat bol phirse khada ho jaayega


Kaamini ki gaand fat gayi
Woh jaldi se Apne upar blanket daal di
Main wahan se nikalke wapas guest room mein pahunch gaya
Aur bua ke room mein ghus gaya
Main..bua tumse ek kaam hai


Mujhe dekhte hi bua ko uska sapna yaad aagaya
Bua..kaisa kaam
Main..chhodo
Tum gussa karogi


Yeh bolke main nikal gaya
Bua ki jhaantein sulag gayi
Dono bhabhi kitchen mein thi
Main dono ki gaand check kar raha tha
Tabhi chhaya mud gayi
Aur use pata chal gaya
Chhaya..kitna besharam hai
Ekta..kaun
Chhaya..rahul aur kaun
Hum dono ki gaand check kar raha hai
Ekta..kya
Harami kahin ka
Chhaya..kal raat mujhe ek sapna aaya
Ekta.. mujhe bhi
Chhaya.. sapne mein Rahul mujhe chod raha tha
Ekta..mujhe bhi
Chhaya..lagta hai ab humara man bhi humare kaabu mein Nahi hai
Humare pati se toh kuchh hota nahi hai
Ekta.. mujhse mere pati pata hai kya keh rahe the
Ki ek saal ke liye bahar chale jaayenge
Aur phir wahan se ek bachcha adopt karke le aayenge
Chhaya..mere pati ne bhi yahi kaha
Ekta..toh pata lo Rahul ko
Chhaya..main koi randi hoon
Aur main kisi se pregnant ho bhi gayi
Toh mere pati ko pata chalega hi
Ekta..aap toh serious ho gayi
Main toh majak kar rahi thi
Chhaya..waise rahul chodta bahut achcha hai
Ekta.. mujhe toh ek ghante tak choda tha
Chhaya.. mujhe bhi


Dono hansne lagi
Chanchal college jaane ke liye ready ho chuki thi
Tabhi jab woh garage mein gayi
Toh uski car ka tyre puncture ho chuka tha
Main apni car nikaalke kahin ja raha tha
Chanchal..tum mujhe college chhod doge
Main..baith


Woh baith gayi
Main..kal behosh kyun ho gayi thi
Chanchal..tumhara naam sunke dar gayi thi
Main..ab nahi lag raha hai
Chanchal..nahi


Kuchh der baad hum.college pahunch gaye
Woh car se utar gayi
Main..apna khyal rakhna


Main uske gaalo ko sehlaya
Yeh kuchh ladko ne dekha


Ab chanchal ka ek bf bhi tha
Naam tha manish
Jo usne is liye banaya tha
Kyunki ladke usko line dete the har waqt
Koi na koi proposed kar deta tha


Ladka1..bhai woh dekh Bhabhi ke sath kya ho raha hai


Manish ne dekha us taraf


Aur tabhi kuchh ladko ne meri car ko chaaro taraf se gher liya
Aur manish aagaya chanchal ke paas
Manish..yeh kaun hai
Chanchal..oh come on
Aisa kuchh nahi hai
Jaisa tum soch rahe ho


Tabhi manish ne mera collar pakad liya
Chanchal.. Manish stop it
Manish..dobara meri gf ko touch nahi karna
Main..beta apne baap ke baap ka collar nahi pakadte
Pehli galti hai isi liye maaf kar raha hoon
Manish..saale madar


Main uska collar pakad ke kheencha apni taraf
Aur maara uske jabde ek punch chaar daant toot gaye
Aur phir main use dhakiya diya
Aur car se bahar nikla
Main..teri maa ko chodu madarchod
Tu mujhe gaali dega
Rahul the devil ko gaali dega


Bas chud gayi sabki maiyya
Manish ki gaand tabah ho chuki thi
Uske saare dost bhaag gaye...

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