UPDATE 16
Kuch der baad jab hum dono ki saans sambhli
Toh woh mere chehre ko dekhke rone lagi
Hema...tu soch bhi nahi sakta main kitna tadpi hoon tere liye
Raat bhar mujhe neend nahi aati thi
Ki tu kahan hoga kaisa hoga
Kuch khaya hoga ki nahi
Mujhe maaf kar de main tere liye kuch nhi kar paayi
Yeh bolke woh rone lagi
Dekha maine kaha tha ki hema chachi mujhe bahut pyar karti hai
Main uske hont chum liya
Main...ab main aagaya hoon
Tujhe kabhi chhodke nahi jaunga
Hema....aaj se tu mera sabkuch hai
Main us gaandu ko apne pass bhi nahi aane dungi
Main...kya sach mein tu meri madad karegi
Is ghar mein sabki choot dilwane mein
Hema...haan mere laal
Aur main apni dono bhabhi ki boor bhi tujhe dikwaungi
Chaaro bhatiji bhi meri kunwari hain
Unki boor bhi dilwaungi
Main...aur teri behen
Hema....uski shaadi ke pehle hi uski suhagrat tere sath manegi
Main...tu mujhe unki boor dilwa de
Unki gaand toh main maar hi lunga
Mujhe teri bhi gaand maarni hai
Hema...kal maar lena
Tera lund bahut bada hai
Ek sath main do jagah dard nahi jhel sakti
Main...ek baar aur tujhe chod loon
Hema...teri marzi hai
Ek baar chod do baar chod
Poori raat chod
Ab se mera sharir tera hai
Yeh sunke main hema chachi ko kiss karne laga
Phir main use do baar aur choda
Aur dono baar apna paani uski boor mein daal diya
Hema chachi mujhse lipatke so gayi
Jab woh so gayi toh main kapde pehen ke Apne room mein aagya
Aur so gaya
Ab dekhte hain kal kya hota hai
Kiski choot milti hai
Wohin dusri taraf
Naagraj ki biwi uska lund leke hila rahi thi
Lekin nagraaj ka Lund tha
Ki khada hone kaa naam hi nahi le raha tha
BINDU...kya hua jee aapko
Naagraj...kuch nahi so jao
Kal koshish karenge
Aur nagraj karwat leke so gaya
Inhein kya ho gaya
Jab tak mujhe do baar chod nahi dete the
Mujhe sone bhi nahi dete the
Ab main kya karu
Inhone toh mujhe aisi aadat lagayi hai
Ki jab tak main chudungi Nahi
Mujhe neend nahi aayegi
Hey bhagwaan kya ho gaya hai inhein
Bindu man mein sochi
Bindu ne naagraj ko apni kasam de di
Ki woh use sach bataye
Naagraj ne batana shuru kiya
Kya karu jabse maine sir Viktor ko dekha
Hai meri khushi hi chali gayi hai
Mujhe toh bas isi baat ka dar laga hai
Ki kahin sar Viktor kahin yahan naa aajaye
Aaj bhi mujhe yaad hai
Aaj se ek saal pehle main sir viktor se mila tha
Us waqt india ka sabse bada don
Shetty tha
Humara boss bhi shetty hi tha
Us waqt sir Viktor kisi mandir mein puja kar rahe the
Unke kisi apne ki barsi thi
Tabhi shetty ki biwi apni beti ke sath
Us mandir mein pahuch gayi
Shetty bhi unke sath tha
Main bhi tha pitaji bhi the
Chacha ji bhi the
Aur humaare sath 100 aadmi the
Shetty ne pujari ko bola
Ki use pooja karni hai
Pujari...jajmaan inki pooja ho jaye
Tab aap kar lijiyega
Tabhi shetty ki beti ne pujari ko thappad maar diya
Shetty yeh dekhke hansne laga
Shetty ki biwi bhi hansne lagi
Thappad khaake pujari
Sir VIKTOR ke pass gaya
Sir VIKTOR aankhein band karke pray kar rahe the
Sir VIKTOR ke saamne ek ladki ki photo rakhkhi hui thi
Pujari...jajmaan aap pooja baad mein kar lijiyega
Inhein pehle kar lene dijiye
Sir VIKTOR ne pujari ki taraf dekha
Aur jab unhone unke gaal laal dekhe
Toh
Viktor...aapke gaal ko kya hua
Pujari...kuchh nahi jajmaan
Sir VIKTOR...bhagwan ke ghar mein jhuth nahi bolte pujari ji
Pujari...jajmaan woh chahte hain
Ki pehle puja woh karein
Sir VIKTOR....main baat karta hoon
Sir VIKTOR shetty ke saamne aagaye
Sir VIKTOR....dekhiye mere kisi apne ki barsi hai
Please meri pooja ho jaane dijiye
Shetty ki beti ka naam maya tha
Maya... barsi my foot
Dafa ho jao yahan se
Warna iski barsi ke din agle saal tumhari barsi bhi manayega tumhara parivar
SirViktor.... please main aapse vinti karta hoon
Mere liye yeh sab kuch thi
Maya....listen you motherfucker
Go somewhere else
And fuck yourself
And i don't care woh is that fucking bitch)
(Sun madarchod kahin aur jaa
Aur apni gaand mara
Aur mujhe faraq nahi padta ki yeh chudi hui kutiya kaun hai)
Yeh sunte hi sir VIKTOR ne woh photo
Maa durga ke charno mein rakhkhi
SirViktor....socha tha aaj ke din sirf aaj ke din koi paap nahi karunga
Par tumhein bhi pata hai
Ki koi meri maa ko gaali de
Toh mujhe bardasht nahi hota hai
Lekin jab tumhein koi gaali de de
Toh kaise bardaasht kar loon main
Mujhe maaf karna
Uske baad SirViktor ne maa durga ki murti pe rakhkhi hui chunni li
Aur shetty ke beti ke paas gaya
Dad kill him na please
Just kill him this motherfucker
Maya shetty ko dekhke boli
Shetty ne jaise hi apni gun nikaali
Tabhi SirViktor ne shetty ke hath se gun chheen li
Mujhe toh dikha bhi nahi ki kab SirViktor ne shetty ke hath se gun chheen li
Kisi ko bhi nahi dikha
SirViktor ne woh gun maya ke sar pe taan di
Use apni dhaal bana li
Shetty...kutte agar meri beti ko ek kharoch bhi aayi
Toh main tere pure khaandaan ko mita dunga
Yeh sunke sir VIKTOR muskura diya
Phir woh maya ko leke mandir ke bahar chale gaye
Maya....chhod mujhe kutte
Mere dad teri boti boti kar daalenge
Shetty ke sab aadmiyo ke hath mein gun thi
Woh mauke ki talash mein the
Ki kab woh SirViktor ke sar ko nishana banaye
Tabhi sir VIKTOR ne chunni li aur APNA hath maya ke hath se jod ke baandh diye
Aur gun shetty ki taraf fenk diya
SirViktor...yeh rahi teri beti
Ab agar teri maa ne tujhe ek laude se paida kiya hai
Toh ise mujhse chhudake dikha
Shetty...maar daalo haram ke jane ko
Lekin dhyan se meri beti ko kuchh nahi hona chahiye
Tabhi ek gunda SirViktor pe fire karne laga
Shetty... madarchod agar goli meri beti ko lag gayi toh
Sabse pehle is chhinaal ke Jane ko maaro
Sab ne pehle usi ke jism mein goli utaar di
Ab SirViktor ne maya ko apni dhaal bana rakhkhi thi
Na koi use chaaku se maar sakta tha
Aur na hi gun se
Shetty ko dar tha kahin uski beti ko na kuchh ho jaaye
Toh shetty ke aadmi ek ek karke
SirViktor ki taraf badhne lage
Tabhi maya ne SirViktor ke kick maarne ki koshish ki
Aur kamayab bhi hui
Lekin SIRVIKTOR ne uske doodh ko pakadke
Khoob jor se daba diya
Maya cheekh padi
Yeh dekhke shetty aur uski biwi ki ankho mein khoon utar aaya
Shetty...jo bhi use maarega
Use 1 crore rupees dunga
Meenakshi....meri beti ki zindagi ke qeemat sirf 1 crore
Main 10 crore dungi
Shetty ke gunde ek sath SirViktor pe humla nahi kar sakte the
Kyunki chot maya ko lag sakti thi
Toh woh ek ek karke unke paas jaane lage
Jaise woh SirViktor ke paas pahunchte
SirViktor ka ek punch padte hi
Unki adhmari haalat ho jaati
Kisi ko woh kick maarte kisi ko punch
Ek karke Shetty ke saare gunde zameen mein dhool chaat rahe the
Tabhi wahan police ki gaadi aagayi
Aur usmein se commissioner bahar nikla
Aur woh sir VIKTOR ke saamne jhuk gaya
SirViktor...aao commissioner tumhara hi intezaar tha
Commissioner....kya hua sir
Tabhi shetty commissioner pe cheekh pada
Shetty...saale kutte commissioner khata mera hai
Aur jhuk uske saamne raha hai
Jisne meri beti ke sath badsaluki ki
Commissioner....Randi ke aulaad tere saamne SIRVIKTOR khade hain
Yeh sunke shetty ke hosh udd gaye
Uska jism kaanpne laga
Uski hont kapkapane lage
Yahi haal shetty ki biwi ka bhi tha
Aur woh ghutno ke bal baith gaya
Aur apne hath jod liya
Yeh sab dekhke hum hairaan the
Ki asia kaise ho Sakta
Shetty toh india ka sabse bada don hai
Woh kaise kisi ke saamne jhuk sakta hai
Tabhi shetty ghutno ke bal chalne laga
Uski biwi bhi chalne lagi
SirViktor usse 100 meter ki doori pe the
Jab tak woh dono wahan pahunche
Shetty aur uski wife ke ghutne chhil chuke the
Maya toh pehle se sadme mein Thi
Ki ek maamuli se ladke ne uske baap ke 100 aadmiyo ko itni aasaani se dhool chata diya
Lekin use sabse bada jhatka tab laga
Jab uska baap us ladke ke saamne ghutno ke bal chalne laga
Shetty...maafi maalik maafi
Mujhe pata nahi tha
Ki aap SirViktor hain
Ek baar maaf kar dijiye maalik
Aage se kabhi galti nahi hogi
Bas ek baar maaf kar dijiye maalik
Aur yeh bolke shetty bachcho ki tarah rone laga
Uski biwi bhi rone lagi
Tabhi ek ek karke wahan kamse kam 100 gaadi aagayi
Aur unmein se kareeb 1000 ladke bahar nikle
Jinke hath mein gun hi gun thi
Woh sab military waalo ki tarah ek line mein khade ho Gaye
Aur jhuk ke SirViktor ko salam kiya
Commissioner ki gaand fat gayi
Ki kab use yahan se bhaagne ka mauka mile
Woh rafoo chakkar ho gaye
Maya....dad kaun hai yeh
Aap iske saamne kyunjhuke hain
Shetty....main aaj jo bhi SirViktor ki wajah se hoon
Mujhse pehle jo india ka don tha
SirViktor ne use sirf itna bola
Ki jo ladki dhanda nahi karna chahti
Woh usse zabardasti dhanda na karwaye
SirViktor ka maan na tha
Ki agar ladki paise ke liye dhanda karti hai toh theek hai
Agar nahi karti toh use koi hath bhi nahi lagayega
Woh nahi maana
SirViktor ke ghulam
Uske ghar mein ghuske
Uski gaand ke chaar tukde kar daale
Aur uski biwi aur beti ko SirViktor ke pairo mein gida diya
Sir VIKTOR dil ke achche the
Woh dono apni jaan ki bheekh maangne lagi
Unhein pata tha
Ki agar SirViktor ne unhein maaf nahi kiya
Toh SirViktor ke aadmi unhein noch daalenge
Sir VIKTOR ne unhein maaf kar diya
Aur unhein Apni rakhel bana liya
Sath hi unka operation bhi karwa diya
Taaki unhein bachcha na ho
Yeh sunte hi maya ke pairo tale zameen khisak gayi
Aur mera chachu ka aur pitaji teeno ka moot nikal gaya
Aur sath mein Maya aur uski maa meenakshi ka bhi
Shetty apni naak SirViktor ke jute pe ragadne laga
SirViktor....shetty aaj se teri beti aur biwi mere sath rahengi
Shetty buri tarah rone laga
Kyunki use pata tha
Ki agar usne mana kiya
Toh uska uski biwi ka uski beti teeno ka
24 ghante blatkaar hoga
Jab tak woh dum nahi tod dete
Lekin yahan uski biwi aur beti
Dono kam se kam zinda rahengi
Aur sirf SirViktor hi unhein use karenge
Shetty....jee maalik
Uske baad SirViktor se humein milne ka mauka mila
SirViktor ne ek Poora island hi khareed rakhkha tha
Unke Apne kayi private jets the
Mujhe toh lagta hai
Ki duniya ke sabse ameer aur POWERFULL insaan wohi hain
Jaise hum wahan pahunche
Humare hosh udd gaye
Unka mahal itna shaandaar tha
Ki hum kabhi soch bhi nahi sakte the
Aise mahal mein rehne ki
Mahal mein ghusne se pehle
Unki security ne humare kapde utarwa liya
Aur humein nanga kar diya
Jaise hi hum mahal mein ghuse
Tab humein aur bada jhatka laga
Wahan kareeb 300 ladkiya thi
Alag alag age ki
Alag size ki
Alag alag desh ki
20 saal se leke 60 saal tak
Asia nahi tha ki unmein sab bahut khubsurat thi
Kuch normal thi.kuch khubsurat thi
Kuch badsurat thi
Kuch bahut jayada badsurat thi.aur kuch ki toh khubsurti dekhne layak thi
Yeh woh aurtein aur ladki thi
Jinke pati ya baap ya bhai
Don mafia aur gangster the
SirViktor ka ek usool tha
Drugs 20 saal se upar ke bachcho ko becha jayega
Dhanda 20 saal se kam age ki ladki se nahi karwaya jayega
Aur ek ladki ke dhande se jitna fayda hota
Uska 50 percent us ladki ko diya jayega
Aur agar koi ladki dhanda nahi karna chahti hai.toh koi use majbur nahi karega
Aur toh AUR sir VIKTOR ko toh unka ek rupiya bhi nahi chahiye tha
Jinhone yeh baat maana
Woh zinda hai.unki bahut beti biwi maa sab bachi hui hain
Ayr woh apne apne area mein raj kar rahe hain
Lekin jinhone nahi maana
Unke ghar ki har aurat SirViktor ki rakhel hain
Uske baad humein SirViktor seedhiyo se utarte hue dikhe
Woh bhi nange
Ek pal ke liye toh main bhi ghabra gaya
Unka lund dekhke
Tabhi humein sir VIKTOR ke sath
Shetty ki biwi aur beti dikhi
Woh bhi bilkul madarzaat nangi
SirViktor ne un dono ki boor aur gaand maar maarke
Pura bhosda bana diya tha
Phir mujhe pata chala ki duniya ke har desh mein SirViktor ki private army hai
Sirf SirViktor jaante the
Ki unke army mein kitne log the
Har desh ka ek mafia tha
Lekin un sabka ek hi raja tha
Ek hi king
Ek hi maalik
SIRVIKTOR
Humaare jaiso ki aukaat BHI nahi thi
Unhein dekhne ki
Tabhi sir VIKTOR ne kuch ishara kiya
Kareeb 10 ladki humpe toot padi
Aur humein tab tak nichodti rahi
Jab tak hum jhad nahi gaye
Phir SirViktor ne humein ek hi baat boli
Ki aaj se woh humaare maalik hain
Humne apna sar jhuka liya unke saamne
Uske baad hum wapas chale aaye
Us din ke baad humne aaj SirViktor ko dekha hai
Kaash is madarchod arpit ko main jaan se maar deta
Aur tabhi naagraj hichkiya lete hue rone laga
Aur sath mein mootne bhi laga
Bindu ka bhi peshaab nikal gaya
Dar ke maare
Aur woh buri tarah se kaanpne lagi
Yahi haal TAHKUR ka bhi tha
Apne bhatije ke saamne usne Apne aapko sambhala hua tha
Lekin ab uska bhi moot nikal chuka tha
Jab thakurain ne yeh dekha toh woh ghabra gayi
Aur Puchi
Kya hua jee yeh kaise ho gaya
Thakur....lagta hai ab budha ho raha hoon
Thkurain kuch nahi boli
Yahi haal jagdeep ka bhi tha
JAGDEEP ki toh aur buri haalat thi
Woh toh bathroom mein baitha
Apne munh me towel rakhke dahadein maarke ro raha tha
Kyunki uski dusri biwi jisko usne duniya se chhipa rakhkha tha
Uski dusri biwi se use do beti
Aur ek beta tha
Bete ki Shaadi ho chuki thi
Unhein bhi SirViktor dhund lete
Agle din main utha
Ek baar daadi ko pela
Ek baar roopa ko
Megha hath nahi lagi
Rani aur komal kal se mujhse door reh rahi thi
Main socha school mein baat kar lunga
phir hema chachi ko kiss karke
School nikal gaya
Jaise hi main aadhe raaste pe pahuncha
Ek gaadi ne Meri bike thok di
Main apni bike ke sath kheto mein jaa gida
Chot Nahi lagi
Woh gaadi aage jaane lagi
Tabhi maine ek paththar uthaya
Aur car ke sheeshe pe maar diya
Sheeshw phoota car ruki
Usmein se ek ladki bahar nikli
Jisne chhote chhote kapde pehen rakhkhe the
Mera dil ispe aagya
Main soch liya ki agar isne mujhe sorry bol diya
Toh theek hai pyar se pelunga
Warna iske sath toh main bondage type sex karunga
Lekin laato ke bhoot baato se kahan maante hain
Jaise main uske paas pahuncha
Woh mujhe English mein gaali dene lagi
Main maara saaali ko ek hath
Woh behosh ho gayi
Phir main use ek car mein daala
Aur drive karne laga
Kareeb aadhe ghante baad main apni manzil pe pahunch gaya
Jab us ladki ki ankh khuli aur use hosh aaya toh woh is haalat mein thi.....