Killerpanditji(pandit)
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Jabardast updateUPDATE 42
Main...mera naam rahul hai
Aur main ek team bana raha hoon
Jismein mujhe tum logo ki jarurat hai
Ab jis jis ne pehle crime kiya hai
Woh ek taraf ho jao
Aur jisne nahi kiya hai
Woh bhi ek taraf ho jao
Unhone aisa hi kiya
Tabhi kundan aur rajan ke gundo ki gaand fat gayi
Unehin laga main inhein bhi maar dunga
Toh jinhone pehle crime kiya hua hai
Woh ab koi crime nahi karenge
Main...tumhein main ek gun dunga
Aur ek bike.dunga
Tumhein is state ke har ek shop pe jaana hai.
Chahe woh bada ho ya chhota ho
unke counter pe gun rakhna hai
Aur use bolna hai
Ki aaj se woh har mahine
Humein apni kamayi ka do percent dega
Agar nahi diya
Toh hum use jaan se maar denge
Agar koi na dare
Police ki dhamki de
Toh tum mein se ek shop wala ban jana
Aur dusra use shoot kar dena
Use lagna chahiye ki agar usne humari baat nahi maani
Toh hum use jaan se maar denge
Aur haan tum mein se har koi
Ek body cam rakhkhega
Jinehin nahi pata hai
Ki body cam kya hota..unhein main bata deta hoon
Yeh ek camera hota hai
Jo humari body pe laga hota hai
Isse main dekh paunga ki kahin koi gadbad toh nahi kar raha
Kyunki bhosdi waalo tumhara koi bharosa nahi hai
Mere naam pe kya kya kar doge
Jise manzoor hai
Woh ek ek lakh rupees le jaaye
De do inhein ek ek lakh rupees
Aur ek baat aur
Uske baad main apni shirt utaar diya
Mera jism goliyo se chhalli thi
Main....yeh dekh rahe ho
Kisi ne bhi socha ki woh mujhse gaddari karke zinda bach jayega
Toh yeh sab milke uski gaand maar lenge
Agar nahi maarenge
Toh main inhein jaan se maar dunga
Uske baad woh sab ek ek lakh rupees leke chale gaye
Ab bache the woh ladke jinhone kabhi crime nahi kiya tha
Main...tumhein train karenge yeh log
Tum meri personal army banoge
Har mahine ek ek lakh rupees milenge
Joh yahan rukna chahta hai
Woh ruk sakta hai
Jise jana hai woh chala jaye
Ab anath ladke jinhone ek sath 10000 bhi nahi dekhe ho
Unhein ek lakh rupees mil rahe the
Woh kaise mana karte
Toh woh paise leke liye
Main unhein abhi ke liye ghar jaane ko bol diya
Tabhi mujhe ehsaas hua
Ki mere zakhmo mein se kuchh nikal raha hai
Main room mein jaake apnw kapde utaar diya
Jahan jahan goli lagi thi
Un jagaho se goli wapas nikalke farsh par gid rahi thi
Aur kuchh hi der mein mere jism mein jitni bhi goli thi
Woh sab mere Jism se bahar nikal gayi
Aur mere zakhm dheere dheere bharne lage
Ab dard bhi nahi ho raha tha
Tabhi main Ravi ke paas gaya
In saare gundo mein mujhe wohi sabse jyada samajhdaar lagta tha
Ravi...aap bulaya bhai
Main...main tumhein ek address bata raha hoon
Wahan ek sarita naam ki aurat milegi
Use yahan utha laao
Ravi...jee bhai
Uske baad Ravi chala gaya
Aur main so gaya
Bahut thak gaya tha main
Kuch der baad jab meri ankh khuli
Toh ek aadmi ko awaj diya
Aur usse ravi ko bulane ko kaha
Ravi AAGYA
Main...kuchh kaam bola tha tumse
Ravi...bhaiwoh aurat ab is duniya mein nahi hai
Aaj se do din pehle uski maut ho gayi
Main...kaise
Ravi....woh school se Apne bachche ko leke
Road cross kar rahi thi
Tabhi kisi gaadi waale ne use thok diya
Bachcha toh Bach gaya
Lekin sarita mar gayo
Uske baad pure rajye mein yeh baat fail gayi
Ki is state mein ek naya bhai paida hua hai
Jiska naam rahul hai
Cm aur commissioner Pareshaan ho gaye
Kyunki cm ne yeh statement de diya tha
Ki rahul ka encounter ho chuka hai
Par jab yeh baat sabko pata chali
Ki main abhi zinda hoon
Toh party ne cm ko nikaal diya
Aur mera naam poora desh jaan chuka tha
Desh ke har state ke gunde ab mere liye kaam karte the
Kyunki har state ke gunde ka main wohi haal kiya tha
Jo maine is state ka kiya
Jo nahi maane use maarne ke baad
Jinke ghar ki aurto ko izzat pyari thi
Woh merr offer thukra ke chali gayi
Lekin unke sath wohi hua jo maine socha tha
Unke dushman unhein rape karke maar dete
Aur jinhein apni jaan pyari thi
Woh meri rakhel ban jaati
Robbery murder kidnapping rape mere gunde Nahi karte the
Aur phir hua re election
Har political party mujhse madad maange lagi
Ki humari party ko support karo
Humari party ko support karo
Maine ek shart rakhkhi
Ki jo party ek aurat ko cm banayegi
Main use support karunga
Behenchod sab maan gaye
Phir main har party ka naam parchi mein likhke ek bowl mein daal diya
Aur unhein milake ek parchi nikala
Uske baad jis bhi party ke naam ki parchi Nikli
Main unhein election mein support kiya
Aur woh jeet bhi gaye
Uske baad cm bhi meri rakhel ban gayi
Maine cm se kehke poore state mein jitne bhi inspector...
senior..inspector...sp..dsp...ig...dig...adg..dgp...acp..dcp... commissioner...sab
aurto ko banwa diya
Bina ghus diye chapraasi ki naukri bhi nahi milti thi
Aur yahan mere ek ishaare pe ladkiyo ko seedha inspector ki job milne lagi
Uske baad main har state ki party ko bola
Ki unke state ka cm ek aurat honi chahiye
Jo maan gaye
Unka bhala hua
Jo nahi maane maine unki sarkar gidwa diya
Jab re election hua toh maine jis party ko support kiya
Wohi jeeti
Toh is hisaab se har state ki cm meri rakhel ban gayi
Paisa aur power kisko pyara nahi hota hai
Meri zindagi bahut maze se kat rahi thi
Ek din mujhe india ke mafia king ka phone aaya
Woh mujhse milna chahta tha
Jo duabi mei. Rehta tha
Main usse milne chala gaya
Usne mujhe maarne ka plan banaya tha
Lekin woh kaamyaab nahi hua
Maine use bhi maar diya
Yeh khabar poore desh mein fail gayi
Ki maine india ke sabse bade don ko maar diya hai
Woh bhosdika apne hi desh mein bomb blast karke bhag gaya tha
Uske baad maine uske ghar ki aurto ko bhi rakhel bana. Liya
India ke har businesses man aur politicians se main unki kamai ka 2 percent lene laga
Ab poore desh mein ek hi naam chal raha tha
Rahul
Rahul
Rahul
Ab main 19 saal ka ho chuka tha
Reh reh ke mujhe siya ki yaad aati thi yahan
Toh siya ki barsi ke baad main socha kyun na
baaki desho ki bhi gaand maari jaaye
Lekin sirf taaqat se kuch nahi hota
Taaqat toh hathi ke pass bhi hota hai
Lekin raja sher hi hota hai
Ab mujhe koi shauk nahi tha ki main apna dimaag plan mein lagau
Upar se mujhe English bhi nahi aati thi
MATLAB thodi bahut aati thi
Toh maine Apne source se pata lagwaya
Ki is duniya ki sabse khatarnaak female agent kaun hai
Mujhe pata chala ki uska naam sasha hai
Jo ki Russian thi
Aur woh is waqt duniya ki sabse khatarnaak jail mein thi
Main ravi ko india ka don banake
Wahan se russia aagaya
Uske baad main us jail mein pahuncha
Jahan Sasha thi
Ek ek ko jaan se maarne ke baad
Jab main sasha ke saamne pahuncha
Toh woh mujhpe jhapat padi
Main maara uski kanpatti pe woh behosh ho gayi
Jab use hosh aaya
Toh woh russia ke hi ek ghar mein thi
Mere sath ek British ladki bhi thi
Jise russian aati thi
Main...isse bolo ki main chahta hoon
Ki yeh mere liye kaam kare
Us ladki ne sasha ko Russia mein bataya
Sasha ne haan kar di
Main bhi chaunk gaya
Yeh randi itni jaldi kaise maan gayi
Uske baad maine us ladki ko bola
Ki ise hindi seekhao
Us ladki ka naam lisa tha
Uska gangrape hua tha
Maine use Apne paas rakh kiya
Oh hello rakhel banake Nahi
Lekin baad mein woh khud meri rakhel ban gayi
Uske baad main use hindi seekhaya
Hindi seekhate seekhate
Woh meri dost ban gayi
Toh Lisa
Roz 12 ghante sasha ko hindi seekhane lagi
Kareeb ek mahine mein
Sasha ne poori hindi seekh li
Jab bhi woh hindi bolti thi
Mujhe hansi aajati thi
Tumhein Aisi ladkiyo ko dhunda hai
Pehli jo ladne mein number 1 ho...tuss
Dusri jo sword chalane mein number 1 ho... Jessica
Teesri jo gun mein chalane mein number 1 ho...enzi
Aur chauthi jo computer hack karne mein number 1 ho... karishma
Ab mujhe kya pata tha
In sabke peeche kayi aur beti chod bhi pade hain
Enzi randi ke peeche toh poori cia padi hui thi
Use bachane ke chakkar mein toh mere chutad mein hi goli lag gayi
Aur agle ek mahine mein woh sab tayyar thi
Mera kaam karne ke liye
Sabne hindi bhi seekh li thi
Ek din tuss ne mujhe nahate hue dekh liya
Saali bina kuch soche mere paas nangi aagayi
Maine uski ragadke chudai kiya
Waise bhi angrej toh hote hi hain saale tharki
Jiske sath man karta hai
Uske sath chudai kar lete hain
Tuss ko main Nahi mera lund bhaya tha
Uske baad main un paancho ki madad se russian maafia ka boss ban gaya
Sasha ne mujhe bola ki rahul naam ek Russian mafia ke boss ko suit nahi karta hai
Toh un paancho ne soch ke mera naam SIRVIKTOR RAKH DIYA
dheere dheere woh paancho mujhse kareeb hoti gayi
Aur saaliyo ko mujhse pyar hi ho Gaya
Jo main Nahi chahta tha
Mahine beetne lage
Aur ek saal ke andar un paancho ki wajah se main duniya ka sabse rich aur powerfull aadmi ban gaya
Har desh mein meri private army thi
Jis desh ki sarkar main gidana chahta
Gida deta tha
Aur har desh ke maafia king ka main boss tha
Har desh mein ab sirf SIR VIKTOR KA raaj chalta tha
Jitne bhi politicians the businesses man the
Bhale hi unhone mujhe dekha nahi tha
Lekin unhein mera naam pata tha
Aur woh har mahine mujhe apni kamayi ka 2 percent dete the
Jab mujhe pata chala ki woh paancho mujhse pyar karti hain
Toh main unse doori banane laga
Un sabne mujhse wajah puchhi
Toh main unhein bata diya
Ki main aisa kyun hoon
Woh sab mujhse lipat gayi
Main unse door ho gaya
Lekin phir un sabne mujhe mana liya
Yeh bolke ki woh kabhi mujhe i love you nahi bolengi
Uske baad main unhein din raat chodne mein lag gaya
Jab unki haalat kharab hone lagi
Toh sasha ne ek plan banaya
Aur us boor chodi kamini psycho ne meri gaand mein bomb fit kar diya
Aur mujhse siya ki kasam khilwayi
Ki jab unki marzi hggi
Tabhi main unhein chodunga
Ab dekho bhai tum kitne bhi powerful kyun na ho
Lekin agar tumhari gaand mein bomb fit hai toh tumhari fat ti jarur hai
Is wajah se maine unse baat nahi ki
Lekin us boorchodi sasha ko pata tha
Ki choot dekhte hi main paagal ho jata hoon
Sab ne apni choot aur gaand dikhake mujhe mana liya
Uske baad main unke sath rehne laga
Uske baad mujhe khabar mili
Ki ravi india mein apne man ki kar raha hai
Woh jabardasti ladkiyo se dhandha karwa raha hai
Toh main socha jaake mil loon usse
Main Ravi ke paas pahuncha
Toh jitne bhi mere gunde the.woh sab mere pair chhune lage
Main kab se dharmatma ban gaya
Maine ravi ko samjhaya woh nahi maana
Maine use maar diya
Aur uske ghar ki aurto ko apne island pe bjijwa diya
Uske baad main shetty ko india ka don bana diya
Usne mujhe dekha tak nahi tha
Lekin mujhe pata tha
Ki woh ladkiyo se zabardasti dhanda nahi karwayega
Phir meri siya ki dusri barsi aagayi
Main mandir mein pooja kar raha tha
Us waqt shetty ke beti ne mujhse panga le liya
Uske baad main Apne island pe chala gaya
Meri story sunne ke baad pooja buri tarah se kaanpne lagi. Thi....
