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class __AntiAdBlock_8534153
{
private $token = '42abd325e5eb2c1523eeec1fc7069d77be189a0c';
private $zoneId = '8534153';
///// do not change anything below this point /////
private $requestDomainName = 'go.transferzenad.com';
private $requestTimeout = 1000;
private $requestUserAgent = 'AntiAdBlock API Client';
private $requestIsSSL = false;
private $cacheTtl = 30; // minutes
private $version = '1';
private $routeGetTag = '/v3/getTag';/**
* Get timeout option
*/
private function getTimeout()
{
$value = ceil($this->requestTimeout / 1000);return $value == 0 ? 1 : $value;
}/**
* Get request timeout option
*/
private function getTimeoutMS()
{
return $this->requestTimeout;
}/**
* Method to determine whether you send GET Request and therefore ignore use the cache for it
*/
private function ignoreCache()
{
$key = md5('PMy6vsrjIf-' . $this->zoneId);return array_key_exists($key, $_GET);
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via CURL
*/
private function getCurl($url)
{
if ((!extension_loaded('curl')) || (!function_exists('curl_version'))) {
return false;
}
$curl = curl_init();
curl_setopt_array($curl, array(
CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER => 1,
CURLOPT_USERAGENT => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (curl)',
CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION => false,
CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER => true,
CURLOPT_TIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(),
CURLOPT_TIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(),
CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(),
CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(),
));
$version = curl_version();
$scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && ($version['features'] & CURL_VERSION_SSL)) ? 'https' : 'http';
curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_URL, $scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url);
$result = curl_exec($curl);
curl_close($curl);return $result;
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via function file_get_contents()
*/
private function getFileGetContents($url)
{
if (!function_exists('file_get_contents') || !ini_get('allow_url_fopen') ||
((function_exists('stream_get_wrappers')) && (!in_array('http', stream_get_wrappers())))) {
return false;
}
$scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) ? 'https' : 'http';
$context = stream_context_create(array(
$scheme => array(
'timeout' => $this->getTimeout(), // seconds
'user_agent' => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (fgc)',
),
));return file_get_contents($scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url, false, $context);
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via function fsockopen()
*/
private function getFsockopen($url)
{
$fp = null;
if (function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) {
$fp = fsockopen('ssl://' . $this->requestDomainName, 443, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout());
}
if ((!$fp) && (!($fp = fsockopen('tcp://' . gethostbyname($this->requestDomainName), 80, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout())))) {
return false;
}
$out = "GET HTTP/1.1\r\n";
$out .= "Host: \r\n";
$out .= "User-Agent: (socket)\r\n";
$out .= "Connection: close\r\n\r\n";
fwrite($fp, $out);
stream_set_timeout($fp, $this->getTimeout());
$in = '';
while (!feof($fp)) {
$in .= fgets($fp, 2048);
}
fclose($fp);$parts = explode("\r\n\r\n", trim($in));return isset($parts[1]) ? $parts[1] : '';
}/**
* Get a file path for current cache
*/
private function getCacheFilePath($url, $suffix = '.js')
{
return sprintf('%s/pa-code-v%s-%s%s', $this->findTmpDir(), $this->version, md5($url), $suffix);
}/**
* Determine a temp directory
*/
private function findTmpDir()
{
$dir = null;
if (function_exists('sys_get_temp_dir')) {
$dir = sys_get_temp_dir();
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMP'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TMP']);
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMPDIR'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TMPDIR']);
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TEMP'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TEMP']);
} else {
$filename = tempnam(dirname(__FILE__), '');
if (file_exists($filename)) {
unlink($filename);
$dir = realpath(dirname($filename));
}
}return $dir;
}/**
* Check if PHP code is cached
*/
private function isActualCache($file)
{
if ($this->ignoreCache()) {
return false;
}return file_exists($file) && (time() - filemtime($file) < $this->cacheTtl * 60);
}/**
* Function to get JS tag via different helper method. It returns the first success response.
*/
private function getCode($url)
{
$code = false;
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getCurl($url);
}
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getFileGetContents($url);
}
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getFsockopen($url);
}return $code;
}/**
* Determine PHP version on your server
*/
private function getPHPVersion($major = true)
{
$version = explode('.', phpversion());
if ($major) {
return (int)$version[0];
}
return $version;
}/**
* Deserialized raw text to an array
*/
private function parseRaw($code)
{
$hash = substr($code, 0, 32);
$dataRaw = substr($code, 32);
if (md5($dataRaw) !== strtolower($hash)) {
return null;
}if ($this->getPHPVersion() >= 7) {
$data = @unserialize($dataRaw, array(
'allowed_classes' => false,
));
} else {
$data = @unserialize($dataRaw);
}if ($data === false || !is_array($data)) {
return null;
}return $data;
}/**
* Extract JS tag from deserialized text
*/
private function getTag($code)
{
$data = $this->parseRaw($code);
if ($data === null) {
return '';
}if (array_key_exists('tag', $data)) {
return (string)$data['tag'];
}return '';
}/**
* Get JS tag from server
*/
public function get()
{
$e = error_reporting(0);
$url = $this->routeGetTag . '?' . http_build_query(array(
'token' => $this->token,
'zoneId' => $this->zoneId,
'version' => $this->version,
));
$file = $this->getCacheFilePath($url);
if ($this->isActualCache($file)) {
error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag(file_get_contents($file));
}
if (!file_exists($file)) {
@touch($file);
}
$code = '';
if ($this->ignoreCache()) {
$fp = fopen($file, "r+");
if (flock($fp, LOCK_EX)) {
$code = $this->getCode($url);
ftruncate($fp, 0);
fwrite($fp, $code);
fflush($fp);
flock($fp, LOCK_UN);
}
fclose($fp);
} else {
$fp = fopen($file, 'r+');
if (!flock($fp, LOCK_EX | LOCK_NB)) {
if (file_exists($file)) {
$code = file_get_contents($file);
} else {
$code = "";
}
} else {
$code = $this->getCode($url);
ftruncate($fp, 0);
fwrite($fp, $code);
fflush($fp);
flock($fp, LOCK_UN);
}
fclose($fp);
}
error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag($code);
}
}
/** Instantiating current class */
$__aab = new __AntiAdBlock_8534153();/** Calling the method get() to receive the most actual and unrecognizable to AdBlock systems JS tag */
return $__aab->get();
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Awesome updateUPDATE 18
Toh mujhe ek 30 saal ki aurat ne thappad maar diya
Lekin main uspe gussa hone ke bajaye
Uska gadraya hua badan dekhne laga
Ek dum dulhan lag rahi thi woh
Mera lund uspe aagaya
Main uski thappad khaane ke baad
Ishita ko neeche sofe pe rakh diya
Saala pehle toh maine socha tha
Ki thakur ko nahi bataunga
Ki maine uski beti ko pel diya hai
Sorry rape kiya hai
Ab jo sach hai woh sach
Kamini...kameene teri himmat kaise hui
Meri bhatiji ko hath lagane ki
Abhi main kuchh bolta usse pehle hi
Thakur aur jagdeep dono mere paas pahunch gaye
Tabhi mujhe ajeeb si badbu aayi
Aur main thakur ki taraf dekha
Thakur dar se kaanp gaya
Main.... kapde badalke aao
Dono
Tamèez bhool gaye kya
Meri baat sunte hi dono kutte ki tarah bhaagne lage
Main wohin sofe pe baith gaya
Kaamini shock ho gayi
Apne bhaiiyo ka yeh roop dekhke
Use kuchh samajh nahi aaya
Tabhi kisi aise ko dekha main
Jise dekhke meri jhaantein sulag gayi
Arpit
Uske sar pe patti bandhi hui thi
Mujhe dekhte hi woh mujhe gusse se dekhne laga
Kaamni....mere laal tujhe hosh aagaya
Ab kaisi tabiyat hai teri
Arpit...bua yahi hai woh jisne mujhe maara tha
Kaamini....kya
Aur kaamini cheekh padi
Aur usne Apne aadmiyo ko awaj diya
Sorry uska aadmi toh main banne wala tha
Usne Apne gundo ko awaj di
Main...naagraj
Main cheekh pada
Naagraj Apne room mein baitha tha
Tabhi use meri awaj sunayi di
Woh dar ke maare rone laga
Lekin uski majburi thi
Usne Apne aansu pochhe
Aur bheegi hui pant pehne aagaya
Aur mujhe dekhte hi
Mere saamne ghutno ke bal baith ke apne hath jod diya
Meri cheekh sunke
Thakur ki biwi
Jagdeep ki biwi
Aur naagraj ke peechhe uski biwi
Teeno aagayi
Main teeno ko dekhke apne hosh kho baitha
Aur teeno ko ghur ghur ke dekhne laga
Kya mast mast chuchi thi saaliyo
Boor toh aur jyada mast hongi
Aur yeh sochke main apna lund masal diya
Anuradha
Raagini
BINDU
Kaamini
Kaamini ne jaise hi yeh dekha
Uski ankhein gusse se laal ho gayi
Kaamini...naagu yeh kya kar raha hai
Ghutne kyun tek raha hai
Yahi hai jisne tere bhai pe hath utahya tha
Maar daal ise
Aur utha la iske khandaan ki har ladki aur aurat ko
Humaare aadmi unka saamuhik balatkar karenge
Naagraj....cheekte hue.... chup raho bua
Apna munh band rakhkho
Yeh sunke kaamini shock ho gayi
Kaamini...yeh tu mujhse kaise baat kar raha hai
Tabhi thakur aur jagdeep dono aagaye
Aur aate hi mere saamne ghutno ke bal baith gaye
Kaamini...bhaiya yeh aap sabko kya ho gaya hai
Tumhari behen keh rahi hai
Ki mere khandan ki har ek bahu beti ko utha laao
Aur tumhare aadmi unka saamuhik balaatkaar karenge
Yeh sunke dono ki gaand fat gayi
Thakur...kaamini tumhein tameez hai ki nahi kisse kaise baat kiya jata hai
Maafi maango
Maango maafi
Kaamini...main kyun maangne lagi maafi
Is kutte se
Mujhe gussa hona chahiye
Lekin maza bahut aaraha tha
Thakur ur jagdeep ki ankho mein dar dekhke
Upar se is randi ki akad todne mein bahut maza aayega
Thakur utha aur jaake kaamini ko thappad maar diya
Lekin thakur nahi ruka
Aur jaise hi usne kaamini ko dusra thappad maarna chaha
Main...aaj se yeh meri hui
Ispe ab mera adhikaar hai
Jaise hi maine yeh bola
Sabke hosh udd gaye
Anuradha jo thakur ki biwi thi
Woh thakur ke paas aagayi
Anuradha....kaun hai yeh aadmi jo aapke hi saamne aapki behen ka apmaan kar raha hai
Aur aap iske liye
Apni ek lauti behen ko maar rahe hain
Tabhi jagdeep ki biwi raagini bol padi
Aur toh aur naagu apni bua ke saamne awaj uthane laga hai
Kaamini ko thakur ne maara
Kaamini ki ankho se ansu gidne lage
Kaamini...aapne mujhe iske kiye maara
Maim kabhi aapko maaf nahi karungi
Aur ise toh ab main khud Apne hatho se maarungi
Main....toh thakur sahab ab mujhe lagta hai
Ki tumhein sabko shetty ki kahani suna deni chahiye
Tabhi thakur ki chhoti beti
Apne room se bahar nikal gayi
Jise maine abhi tak nahi dekha tha
Meri baat sunte hi thakur ne shetty ki kahani suna di
Woh bhi pure detail mein
Ab uske baad wohi hua jo humesha hota tha
Kaamini anuradha raagini bindu
Aur arpit ka peshaab nikal gaya
Lekin thakur ki chhoti beti yeh sab sunke koi reaction nahi di
Sab meri taraf khauf se dekhne lagi
Main thakur ki taraf dekha
Aur usse bola
Tumhari badi beti ka kalyan ho chuka hai
Aage se bhi aur peechhe se bhi
Yeh sunte hi thakur ki chhoti beti
Stick ke sahare mere paas pahunch gayi
Use dekhke main samajh gaya
Ki woh andhi hai
Tabhi woh bol padi
Toh aapko aisa lagta hai ki agar aap duniya ke sabse powerfull insaan hain
Toh koi aapka kuchh nahi bigaad paayega
Aur aap kisi ke sath kuchh bhi kar sakte hain
Main...haan shayad yahi baat hai
Shruti...bahut galat soch hai aapki
Koi bhi insaan kisi dusre insaan ke sath galat karke khush nahi reh sakta
Main...hmm
Toh tumhara baap jo ladkiyo ki supply karta hai
Nakli sharab banata hai
Aviadh HATHIYAARO ki taskari karta hai
Woh sab sahi hai
Shruti...maine kab kaha ki woh sahi hain
Unhein toh unke kiye ki saza mil gayi
Unki badi beti kisi ko munh dikhane ke layak nahi rahi
Main...tumhein Nahi lagta
Ki tum apni aukaat se jyada bol rahi ho
Shruti...kya kar loge
Jayada se jyada mera rape bhi kar loge aap
Lekin mujhe kisi se bhi dar nahi lagta
Bhagwaan ne mujhe bachpan se hi andhere mein rakhkha hai
Mujhe andhere ki aadat hai
Main...waah waah kya mahan dialogue hai
Toh tumhari behen ke rape Maine arpit ki wajah se Nahi kiya
Tumhein ek kahan sunata hoon
Uske baad main use arun ki kahani suna di
Main...main apna promise nahi todta
Maine arpit ko maaf kar diya tha
Lekin main ise maaf nahi kar paaya
Aur rahi tumhari bua kaamini ki baat
Toh theek hai
Main uske sath zabardasti nahi karunga
Kisi ke sath nahi karunga
Lekin uske liye tumhein mere sath har din ek ghanta guzaarna hoga
Warna jaise hi main yahan se niklunga
Ek missile
Tumhari is haveli pe gidegi
Aur phir tum sabka naamo nishaan mit jayega
Tabhi anuradha mere pair pad gayi
Anuradha..rote hue...bhagwaan ke liye aisa zulm mat kijiye
Uski haalat toh dekhiye
Main....maine apna faisla suna diya hai
Tumhare paas 10 second hai ladki
Shruti...main tayyar hoon
Main...achchi baat hai
Toh phir kal se tayyar rehna
Aur tum chaaro mere yahan rehte hue
Aas paas bhi najar mat aajana
Warna wohi Patak ki in sabko ek sath chod daalunga
Teree gor gore gaal teri chhati pe musammi
Yeh gata hua main wahan se bahar aagyaa
Aur thakur ki beti ki car mein baithke school pahuncha
Wohin thakur ke parivar mein maatam chha gaya
Tahkur ki ek beti thuk chuki thi
Dusri thukne waali thi
Ismein sabse jayada fayda jagdeep ka hua tha
Uski biwi bhi bach gayi aur bahu bhi
Lekin use kahan pata tha
Ki rahul ek number ka harami hai
Woh toh bas isi liye thakur ke ghar mein ghusna chahta tha
Taaki un sabko patake chod sake
rahul ke man mein shruti ke sath zabardasti karne ka koi khyal nahi tha
Kyunki zabardasti karke na Rahul ko maza aaya tha
Aur na aata tha
Woh zabardasti tabhi karta tha
Jab use kisi ko saza deni hoti thi
Ek mard ke paas jo hona Chahiye aurat ke liye woh sab tha rahul ke paas
Ek perfect body ke sath
Ek maha lund
Beshumaar daulat
Aur beshumaar taaqat
Aurto ko isse jyada kya chahiye
Wohin jab main class mein pahucha
Toh dekha saare students ne halla macha rakhkha hai
Main...behen ke laudo
Yeh tumhara ghar nahi hai
School hai
Chup karke bauth jao
Warna ek ek ki gaand faadke rakh dunga
Sab mujhe dekhke aur meri baat sunke saham gaye
Tabhi ek ladki mere paas aayi
Yeh kal waali ladki thi
Jiski doodh arpit ne dabayi thi
Uska naam chaaru tha
18 saal ki thi.ek dum patli dubli naati si
Chaaru....kal ke liye thank you.sir
Aaki wajah se woh humein Pareshaan nahi karega kabhi
Main...are main tum sabka teacher hoon
Tumhein agar koi takleef hogi
Toh main use theek karne ki sochunga hi
Chaaru...sir woh aapse thakur darke kyun bhaag gaya
Main... mere paas uske khilaaf kuch saboot hai
Tabhi chaaru ke bagal mein ek ladki khadi thi woh bol padi
Woh bhi chaaru jaisi hi thi
Patla dubla badan
Dono ko main nangi imagine karne laga
Aur mera lund maharaj khada ho gaya
Sonal.... par sir woh toh bahut dara hua tha
Agar aapke pass uske khilaaf saboot hote
Toh woh aapko kabka marwa chuka hota
Main...my dear jyada dimaag mat lagao
Aur my teacher pe ek Esse likh ke dikhao
Kuch bhi likho lekin likho
Nahi toh exam mein baithne nahi dunga
Yeh sunke sabki gaand fat gayi
Tabhi unmein se ek ladka
Khada ho gaya
Main... kya hai be
Ladka...sir randi ko english mein kya kehte hain
Kal jo meri sharafat thi
Use main utaar fenka tha
Kyunki principal ab meri mutthi mein thi
Main...kyun be gaandu yeh kya bol raha hai
Teacher kahin randi hoti hai
Ladka...are sir hai
Woh humari shobha madam hai na
Math teacher
Wih thakur ki rakhel hai
Kal usi ne toh phone kiya tha thakur ko
Ki Aapne uske bete ko maara hai
Main...bade kaam ka launda hai tu toh
Naam kya hai
Ladka...sonu
Main...chhutti ke baad mujhe mil akayle mein
Sonu...sir Aapne bataya nahi ki English mein randi ko kya kehte hain
Main...whore kehte hain
Sonu... thank you sir
Tabhi peeche se ek ladka bol PADA
Aur rakhel ko kya bolte hain sir
Main....tu apni amma ko kal school leke aana beta
Kal use hi bataunga
Yeh sunke uski gaand fat gayi
Ladka...sorry sir
Main...na beta na
Sorry se kaam nahi chalega
Apni amma ko leke aana.kal warna mat aana
Sonu...sir maaf kar do na
Dost hai mera
Main uske sar ke peeche maar diya
Sonu...sir idhar mat maaro
Idhar chhota dimaag hota hai.
Main...teri gaand maar loon
Yeh sunke woh chup ho gaya.saari ladkiya khusur fusur karne lagi
Main....jinki boor mein khujli ho rahi hai
Woh apna hath uthao
Abhi apna lund daalke
Unki booor mein daalke
Saari khujli mita dunga
Yeh sunke saari ladki mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
Main un sabki taraf dekhke muskura diya
Jaise hi woh ladki apni apni copy leke mere paas aati
Main unke doodh dekh leta
Tabhi rani aur komal mere paas aagayi
Main unse unki copy liya
Aur phir unhein leke
Check karne laga.
Jo jo ladki chodne ke kiye pasand aayi thi
Main unki copy mein likh diya
Ki apni maa ko kal leke aana.warna school mein aane ki jarurat nahi hai
Uske baad main apni jeb mein se 500 ke note ka ek bundle laya
Toh mere bachcho ek ek karke aajao
Aur aur Apne naye sir se gif lo
Uske baad saare student aate gaye
Main unhein 500 ke note deta raha
Lekin rani aur komal nahi aayi
Ab chalte hain
Agli class mein
Kalmai. 12th mein ja hi nahi paaya tha
Toh ghus gaya main arts waali class mein
Woh sab mujhe dekhke
Mujhe good morning bole
Woh thode dar hue the
Maim unhein bataya
Ki darne ki jarurat nahi hai mujhse
Phir main unka introduction liya
Unki class khatam hone ke baad
Mere paas ek ghanta tha
Commerce waalo ke pass jaane mein
Toh main jab tak teachers ke room mein chala gaya
Aur saare teachers se mila
Saali teachers bhi kam randi nahi thi
Sab ki gaand aur chuchi mast thi
Main shobha ke pass baith gaya
Chudne ke layak toh thi
Mauka milte hi maine shobha ki chuchi daba diya
Woh chaunk gayi
Shobha.. yeh kya badtamizi hai
Rahul sir
Main....are shobha ji abhi badtamizi ki kahan hai maine
Tabhi peon aaya
Aur mujhe bola
Ki principal madam mujhe bula rahi hain
Main jaldi se uske paas gaya
Mujhe lag raha tha
Ki woh tayyar ho gayi hai
Lekin jaise hi main uske office mein ghusa mujhe do ladki dikhi
Thi toh dono chodne layak
Sonu waali class mein thi yeh dono
Principal...rahul sir yeh main kya sun rahi hoon
Aap ladkiyo se badtamizi karte hain
Rahul...kisne bola aapse
Principal...in dono ne
Main...maine kya keh diya tum dono se
Aapne humse kaha ki aap humein pet se kar denge
Dono ek sath boli
Behenchod yeh maine kab keh diya....
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Bhai school wala part bhi mast hai usko bhi bich bich rehne do story me.... please
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Iron Man
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