Update 3
Ghar par abhi koi nahi tha. Raj apne kamre mein baitha tha aur soch raha tha jo kuch bhi usne abhi abhi dekha tha. Saroj chachi ke bare mein sochte hi uska lund phir se tight hone laga tha. Unka bheega adnanga badan bar bar uske aakhon ke saamne aa rehe the.
( saroj chachi sach mein kitni khubsurat hai.. Aaj to maza hi aa gaya.. )
Phir Raj sochta hai ki agar uske doston ko aaise hi uske maa ko nanga dhekne ko mil gaya to sab kya karenge.
( mujhe to lagta hai ki mummy sab wahi chod lenge).
Raj sochta hai. ab use apne doston ki apni mummy ke bare mein kahi huyi gandi baat ab utna karab bhi nahi lag raha tha tha.
( kya birju sach mein apni chachi aur mummy ko chod ta hoga.. Pata nahi sala hai to ek number ka kamina... Saroj chachi ko kaise gur raha tha aur double meaning baatein kar raha tha. Unko sab pata chal gaya tha ki hum unhe kaise dhek rehe the).
Raj ab tak apna pant se apne chote bhai ko nikal chuka .
Raj: birju bol raha tha mummy ke bare mein soch ke muth marne .. try karke dhekta hu .
Raj apni aakheen band kar leta hai aur Saroj ke jagha apni mummy ke bare mein sochne lagta hai aur lund hilane lagta hai . use sahi mein aur bhi jada maza aane laga tha . kuch der baad yo jhar jata hai .
(Ye birju ne to sach bola tha .)
Par phir use apni ye harkat pe sharam bhi aane lagta hai .. mummy kya sochegi agar unhe ye pata chal gaya ki yo unke bare mein soch ke muth mar raha tha . kuch der yehi soch mein dobe rehne ke baad yo apne aap ko samjhata hai ki mummy ko kaise pata chalega ..
Ab Raj shant ho chuka tha aur use neend bhi aa rahi thi. Use pata tha ki Hema ko aane mein abhi aur time lagega. Aur yo so jata hai.
Sham ko jab uski neend khulti hai tab tak uska mummy papa aur dada ji khet se wapis aa chuke the.
Hema : are uth gaya.. Ja jake haath muh dho le main khana lati hu.
Raj uth kar fresh ho jata hai aur Hema use khana deti hai.
Hema: acha beta tumhare sath kuch baat karni thi.
Raj: ha kya baat hai.
Hema: dhek beta tu jo ye briju aur uske doston ke sath mil raha hai ye mujhe tik nahi lagta hai.
Raj: kyun
Hema: beta yo ache larke nahi hai.
Raj: kyun kisi ne aap ko kuch kaha hai kya.
Hema: nahi kuch nahi kaha hai kisi ne.. Mujhe pata hai..
Raj : aap ko kaise pata..
Hema: dhek beta main teri maa hu.. Mujhe tuzse jada aakal hai.. Humare umar mein larke dhek kar pata lag jata hai kon kaisa hai. Aur bas main hi nahi saroj bhi pareshan hai apne bete ko le kar.. Birju ne use bhi bigard diya hai.
Raj ko saroj ka naam sun kar thora dar lagta hai
Raj : Kya kaha saroj chachi ne..
Hema: kuch kaha nahi.. Bas bola ki Raj ko samhal ke rakh na is birju se.
Raj: maa jaisa tum soch rahi ho aisa kuch nahi hai.
Ajay: tik hain tik hain.. Lekin tumne aage ki padhai ke bare mein bhi kuch socha hai ya nahi.. Bas din bhar doston ke sath lage rehte ho.
Raj : nahi kuch kaash to nahi socha.
Ajay: mujhe laga hi tha. Dheko ab gaon mein reh kar to kuch hoga nahi.. Mere jaise hi reh jaoge.. Tumhe apne dono chacha ke tarah age banna hai.. Uske liye age ki padhai karne bahar jana parega.
Raj: main birju ke sath rehta hu is liye aap mujhe bahar bhej rehe hai na.
Mohan: dheko beta.. Dost to bante hi rehte hai ho sakta hai tumhe seher ja ke sahi mein ache dost mil jaye.. Aur age chal ke tumhe hi to apne maa baap ka khayal rakhna hai. Kuch banoge tab hi to rak payoge..
Raj: par dada ji.. Main adjust kaise karunga.. Bari chachi choti chachi dono ko maine kitne saal pehele dheka tha..
Baat darasal ye thi ki Raj ke dono chacha saal mein kamse kam ek bar gaon aate hai par unki biwi bache nahi aate hai .
Bari chachi Payel shadhi se pehele ek model thi aur bohut hi aamir ghar se thi yo shadhi ke baad sirf do bar gaon aayi hai aur pichle 15 saalon se yo goan nahi aayi hai.
Choti chachi Kusum dil ki saaf hai.. Par ye ek college mein professor hai aur painting ka bhi shok rakti hai.. Ye kabhi bhi gaon main nahi aayi hai aur Raj ne ise sirf iski sadhi mein dheka tha. Aur to aur Jab uske chacha aate hain tab bhi unka koi photo nahi dheka tha . yo apni chachiyon aur unke bacho se bilkul aparichit tha.
Hema: usme kya huya.. Hain to teri chachi hi na.. Isme sharmane ka kya hai.
Ajay: aur tere dono chacha tujhse kitna pyar karte hai.
Mohan: ha beta aakhir hain to sab ghar wale hi.. Isme itna shankoch nahi karte..
Raj: tik hain dadaji.. Aap bol rahe ho to main jayunga.
Ye sunke sab khush ho jate hai.
Ajay : main aaj hi unse baat kar leta hu..
Mohan : ha sahi socha hai.
Phir Ajay apne dono bhai se discuss kar leta hai Raj ki age ki padhai ke bare mein. Raj seher aa raha hai sun kar dono bohut kush hote hai. Ye tai hota hai ki agle hafte Raj mumbai jayega.
Agle din subha Raj apne doston se milne jata hai aur unhe apne mumbai jane ki baat bolta hai.
Birju: are teri to nikal pari yaar.. Mumbai mein to tujhe kitne nangi pungi larki milegi..
Kishor : ha yaar udhar to sab chote chote kapde hi pehente hai.
Birju: ja mere sher... Aur apne guru ki naam roshan karna.. Apni dono chachi ko chod ke aana.
Raj : phir se teri bakwas suru..
Birju: kyun be main bhi to chod ta hu apne chachi ko..
Raj : teri chachi tujhe chodne deti hai.. Bhala meri chachi mujhe kyun chodne degi..
Birju: abe koi aise hi chodne nahi deta hai.. Patana parta hai..
Raju: aur teri chachi to seher ki aurat hai aasani se pat jayegi.
Baatein karte karte yo phir se nadi kinare chale jate hai aur nange auraton ko nahate dhekte hai aur muth marte hai.
Santosh: abe ek baat bata.. Tera lund itna bara aur mota kaise hai.. Lagta hai ki African ka lund hai.
Raj: main roz iski maalish karta hu.. Bachpan se..
Birju: tabhi main sochu.. Ye tujhe kisne sikhaaya tha.
Raj: mummy ne. Bachpan mein yo hi maalish karti thi. Yo ab aadat ban chuka hai.
Birju: aaahhh.. Kaash Hema chachi kabhi mere lund ko bhi maalish kar de..
Raj: bhala yo teri maalish kyun karegi.. Ja ke apni mummy ya chachi se lund ki maalish karwa.
Birju: acha ek baat bata kal maine jo bola tha yo kiya ki nahi .
Raj: ha .. kiya .
Birju: kaisa laga ..maza aaya ki nahi .
Raj: ha maza to aaya par phir mujhe gulti feeling bhi ho rahi thi .
Birju: koi baat nahi .. yo sab tik ho jata hai mujhe bhi pheli bar apni mummy ke bare mein sochke muth marte samai aisa huya tha . aur ab dheko main unhi ko chodta hu .
Raj: ek baat batao ye tum dono ki mummy tumse pat kaise gayi ..
Raju: uske liye bas himmat karke aage barna parta hai ..
Birju: ha .. dhek lagbag sabhi larke apni mummy ke bare mein sochke hilate hai bas age barne se darte hai . humne himmat dhikhayi aur yo kuch hi dino mein maan gayi .
Raj: par tune pataya kaise ..
Birju: kuch nahi bas jab bhi yo dono kitchen mein kaam karti thi hum piche se jake unko pakar lete the aur unki gaand mein lund ko ragad dete the . suru suru mein to yo gussa karti thi aur humne baap ka dar bhi dhikati thi par jab hum nahi sudhre to unhe ye sab aadat ho gayi ..
Raju: phir sab aasan ho gaya .. ab hum jab chahe unki chuchi dabane lage the aur jab ghar mein humare papa nahi hote the to nange hi ghumne lage the.
Birju: aur koi bhi aurat jawan larko ke tagdre lund ko dhek kar pagal ho jayegi na.. aur phir ek din main ne kitchen mein jake mummy ke kapre utar diye aur unhe chachi ke samne hi chodne laga mummy bhi sath dene lagi aur itne mein Raju plan ke mutabhik aa jata hai aur chachi ko daboch leta hai aur hum unhe chodne lagte hai .
Raju: bas use baad se yo dono humse chud rahi hai .
Raj: are wah ..sach mein hai himmat tum dono mein .
Raju: tub hi himmat karke chod le Hema chachi ko .
Raj: ab utna time nahi hai bhai .. main ek hafte mein ja raha hu .
Birju: koi baat nahi to chachi ko chod lena .
Dhekte dhekte Ek week nikal jata hai. Kal Raj ko goan chorke mumbai chale jana tha. Hema udas thi. Usne khabhi Raj ke bager nahi raha tha. Par use ye bhi malum tha ki ye Raj ki bhale ke liye hi hai.
Hema: aaj mein kheto par kaam karne nahi jayungi. Aap dono samhal lena. Mujhe aaj pura din apne bete ke sath gujarna hai.
Ajay: tik hai baba gujarlo waqt apne ladle ke sath.
Mohan: ha bahu tum Raj ke saath baat Karo kheton ka kaam hum samhal lenge. Aur lagta hai aaj acha khana bhi banne wala hai kuch lana ho bazar se to bol dena.
Hema: nahi babu ji aap rehne do main khud hi chali jayingi Raj ke sath.
Mohan : tik hain phir hum chalte hai.
Ajay aur Mohan chale jate hai.
Hema: bata beta aaj kya khayega.
Raj : are mummy aap itna paresan kyun ho rahi ho.. Jo bhi aap ka man hai bana do.
Hema: aaj to teri man pasand khana hi bane ga. Tujhe to mutton pasand hai na.. Chal bazar se le kar aate hai.
Phir Hema aur Raj bazaar ke liye nikal jate hai. Bazaar thora dur tha to Raj ne cycle nikal liya tha aur apne maa ko age rod par bitha kar jane lagta hai. Goan ke chowk par unhe Birju mil jata hai. Birju Raj ko dhek kar rok leta hai. Yo Hema ko upar se niche tak dhekta hai apni hawasi nazaron se. Hema ko ye acha nahi lagta.
Birju: are kaha ja raha ha chachi ko apne rod par baitha ke.
Raj: bazaar ja raha hu.
Birju: acha aaj kuch acha pakne wala hai.. Hai na chachi.
Hema: ha.
Birju: waise humme nahi bulayengi..
Hema: aa jana..
Birju: nahi rehene do.. Main baad mein kabhi chakh lunga. Waise aap ko Raj ke rod pe baithne mein koi dikkat to nahi ho rahi hai na.
Raj aur Hema dono Birju ke double meaning baat samajh rehe the.
Hema: nahi.
Birju: achi baat hai.. Waise meri maa ko bhi mere rod pe baithne mein bara maza aata hai. aur mujhe lagta hai har maa ko apne bete ke sath maza aata hai.
Waise kal se to Raj hoga nahi. Agar koi kaam pare to mujhe bolna.
Hema: uski koi zarurat nahi paregi.
Birju: are chachi.. Hum bhi to aap ke bete jaise hi hai. Aaj ap Raj ki rod par baithe ho.. Kal mere rod par baith jana.
Pata nahi kyun Raj ko ye sab sune mein bara maza aa raha tha.
Hema: apni maa ko hi baithna apni rod pe mujhe baithe ka koi zarurat nahi hai.
Birju: are maa to tik hai par aap ko zarurat pare to bolna.
Hema: chal Raj hume der ho rahi hai.
Raj : ha mummy.
Birju : ha ja Raj.. Apne rod se chachi ko gira maat dena.
Raj aur Hema chale jate hai. Hema man hi man Birju ko gali deti rehti hai.
Yo bazaar se mutton le kar aate hai yo Hema khana pakane lagti hai aur Raj se bate karne lagti hai. Raj ko pata chal raha tha ki Hema ko use chorke rehne mein kitna dukh hoga.
Raj: mummy aap mujhe chor kar reh payogi..
Hema ki aakhen ye sun kar bhar aati hai.
Hema: yeha tu rehega to barbad ho jaye ga us birju ki tarha... Ha mujhe bohot khast hoga tujhe chor kar.. Par ye teri balai ke liye hi hai. Aur ek maa apne bache ki bale ke liye kuch bhi kar sakti hai.
Raj: par mummy yo kitne aamir hai unka rehen sehen hum se kitna alag hai. Main kisi hostel mein bhi to reh sakta hu.
Hema: nahi beta tu agar hostel mein rehe ga to tere chacha chachi ko kitna bura lagega. Aur aamir hai to kya huya tujhe kya unhone kabhi ye ehsaas hone diya.
Raj: nahi.
Hema: phir ye sab khayal apne dimag se nikal de.
Itne mein Ajay aur mohan bhi aa jate hai aur sab milke khana khate hai aur phir baat karne lagte hai.
Tai ye huya tha ki Raj apne bare chacha ke ghar pe hi rehe ga aur weekend pe apne chote chacha ki ghar pe. Kyuki uske chote chacha aur chachi dono job karte the to Raj ka khayal rakhne wala koi nahi hoga. Hala ki badi chachi bhi kabhi kabhi office jati hai par unke ghar mein naukar chakar hai to Raj ko koi dikkat nahi hogi. Lekin phele ek week yo apne chote chacha ke ghar par hi rehega jab tak uski admission process complete nahi ho jati hai.