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Mai (man mai )- ye maa bhi naa pagal ho gayi hai bhala kahi do shaadi hoti hai khair aab jo hoga baad mai dekha jayega
Kisi nai sahi hi kha hai aaj mai jena chaiye wara past aur future dono kaharab ho jayenge
Mai usske baad ek showroom par gaya ek bike li aur aur phir mera man hua ki kuch kapde le liye jaye maine mall mai ja kar liye kapde aur phen liye aur ek dress pack kara li
Phir jewellery shop sai ek neckless aur ek anguthi li aur phir
Mai- yaar maa nai gul dasta dene ko kha tha kyu na kuch naya le jau
Phir waha sai mai sidha masoom ke ghar gya
Bell baja di maine
Ek ladaki nai gate khola aur wahi khadi ho gayi jiase koi bhoot dhekh liya ho
Mai - hello helo kay dhekh rahi ho ladaka nahi dhekha kaya kabhi
Shurbhi- ohh haa kaya baat hai kis sai milana hai
Mai- masoom sai
Shurbhi - didi sai par wo to soo rahi hai
Mai- hello miss aap uss ki chinata na kare
Surbhi - aap kaya kah rha hai mere kuch samjah mai nahi aa rha hai
Mai - phele andar to anne do
Surbhi - mai aap ko janti nahi phir andar kaise aane du
Mai - thik hai gate band kar lo
Surbhi - kyu mai to nahi karungi
Mai- to kahdi raho yahi pata nahi ye kaha sai aayi hai
Mai bhar ja kar khada ho gaya par wo mujhe hi ghur rahi thi
Mai - saare excitement ki maar ke rakh di essnai mai khuch dimag lagaya
Mai - par yaar uss nai esse room mai aane ko mana kiya hai
Mai uss sai nazar bacha kar ghar ke picche aa gaya mai jhat sai khidaki ke pass aa gya
Mai khidki sai andar aaya tabhi woh pagal gate pitane lagi
Shurbhi - didi gate kholo aap ke room mai koi hai
Mai parde ke piche chhup gaya
Masoom nai uth kar gate khola
Surbhi edhar udhar jahakete hue - kaha gaya woh
Masoom - arre kaya kar rahi hai kon aaya hai
Surbhi - ek ladaka aaya tha aap ke baare mai phuch rha tha
Aur jab maine andar nahi aane diya to aap room mai khidki sai andar aa gaya
Masoom - he bhagwan kon aaya hai mujhe to dar lag raha hai kahi koi serial killer to nahi hai
Shurbhi - nahi lag to kaafi thik tha
Masoom - kon hai joh bhi hai bhar aa jao warana maj abhi police ko phone kar dungi
Mai(manmai)-chal beta tere to lag gaye
Mai parde sai bhar aaya
Surbhi - ha didi yahi hai
Masoom - kon ho tum yaha kaya kar rahe ho
Mai - pagal ho gayi ho kaya mai dd hu
Shurbhi - dd ho ya Doordarshan par yaha kaya kar rahe ho
Massoom - please hume marana mat
Shurbhi - aap daro mat didi mai hu naa
Maine uski baat karte hue kaha - chup karo tum dono aur masoom tum mujhe nahi pehchanti to thik ab mai kabhi nahi aaunga
Etna bolte hi wo bina Surbhi ki parwah kiye mere gale lag gayi
Massoom- aisa kabhi sochana bhi mat mai to toda sa majak kar rahi thi
Surbhi - didi aap ye kaya kar rahi ho
Masoom - wahi jo mujhe karana chaiye
Surbhi - kaya ye wahi jisnai aap ko bachaya tha
Massoom - ha pagal tujhe naam bataya tha tab bhi tuh bhul gayi
Mai- accha kaya mai tum sai akele mai
Surbhi - sorry mai ja rahi hu
Wo chali gayi
Mai - tum to gussa thi na
Maine sayad galat baad bol di
Wo mujhe chhod kar bed Par dusri taraf muh kar ke beth gayi maine hath aage kiya saara saamna wha par aa gaya
Maine neckess liya aur piche sai ja kar usske gale mai pahanna diya par koi reaction hi nahi
Mai ab kaya karu ye to khuch jada hi ghussa hai yeh toh
Mai - ye dress change kar lo khuch surprise hai
Maaoom - mujhe nahi chaiye
Mai- aare baba ab to maaff kar do
Massoom nai mere hath sai dress li - ye mat sochana ki maaf kiya ye bus asse hi kar rahi
hu wo bathroom mai chali gayi
Maine anguthi jeeb mai daali aur uska intazar kar nai laga
Woh aakhir bahar aayi mera muh khula ka khula reh gaya
White tshirt aur red jeans mai ekdum dhasu lag rhai thi
Masoom mujhe hila - kaya hua muh band kar loo
Mai - tum to kamal ki lag rahi hoo
Massoom - par mere yaad aate hi tumhari need udd jati hai ab khoobsurat kaise ho gayi
Mai- mera matlaab tha tumhe yaad karke tumsai bina mile need nahi aati hai bevkoof
Masoom - accha yeh baat thi sahi sai bola karo phir thik ye batoo ye dress kyu di hai
Mai - chaloo phle mere sath
Phir mai usse lekar ye hotel mai le gaya
Masoom - yaha kyu laye ho
Mai - sab samajh jaogi
Phi mai ussai andar ek haal mai le kar gaya
Aur waiter ko essara kar ke light dim kada di
Masoom - yaha etna andera ku hai
Tabhi hum aage badhe aur gulab ke phulo ki barasaat hone lagi
Masoom ke face par simle aa gayi hum dheere dheere chal table ke pass aaye maine hath pakada aur anguthi bahar nikal li
Mai - I LOVE YOU MASOOM WILL U BE MY LIFE
Masoom ke aakho mai aashu aa gaye
Mai - aree tunhe dukhi karne ke liye nahi kiya hai yeh sab
Masoom - yeh toh kushi ke aashu hai
Aur phir
Uss nai dhere sai haa mai sir hilaya main anguthi usse phena di light on kar di gayi waha par bethe log taliya bajane lage maine sir jhuka kar unka dhanyawaad diya phir hum beth gaye
Waiter - sir kaya lau aap dono ke liye
Mai - bhai mam sai pucho aur baby yeh tum ghurana band karoo
Masoom - ha
uss nai order diya
Waiter chala gaya
Massoom- abhi kya bola tumnai
Mai - ghurana band karo
Massoom- nhi phele
Mai - baby kyu tum jaan keh sakti ho mai baby kyu nhi
Massoom- nhi mujhe accha laga tha ess liye dobra sunana cahati thi
Mai - accha meri baby aur kaya accha lagata hai
Masoom nai mere gaalo par kiss karte hue kaha - sab khuch jo tumhe pasand hai
Mai - maa tumsai milana chati hai
Massoom- kyu kaya baat hai
Mai - ab saas bhau ki baate wo jaane
Wo to hawaa mai udnai lagi
Masoom - sach kah rahe ho
Mai - haa par tumhe phele apni padhayi puri karni hai
Masoom - haa mai apni bhen ke sath delhi janne ki soch rahi hu par tumhare bina kaise
Mai - aare meri power hai na jab chaye yaad karana mai aa jaunga
Masoom nai phir mera gaal chum liya par ess baar jaise mujhe khuch ajjeeb sa laga rha tha jaise meri body heat badha di ho ussnai
Tabhi
Waiter - sir aapka order
Mai - thanks
Phir humne kaahya aur
Par mera dimag jaise out of control ho raha tha mai usse lekar ek room mai aaya
Masoom - yaha ku laye ho
Maine usse bina khuch kahe god mai utha liya aur kiss karne laga wo to mere acchank kiss sai toda habada gayi par baad mai wo bhi saath dene lagi
Mai ussai kiss karta hua bed par le gaya
Aur kiss karta rha Ye sayaad meri sabse lambi kiss thi mai to chhodane ko tayar hi nahi tha
Masoom ki ssase ukhadnai lagi mujhe dhakha de diya mai bhi saase control karane laga
Par wo mere upaar aakar phir sai kiss karani lagi
Mai bhi chusnai laga
Maine usse palat liya aur usske gale ko chumane laga
Masoom - ahhhahaa ye kaya kar rahe ho ohhhh shhhhiiiiiiiiiii.......
Maine ek hath usske boobs par rakh kar ke daba diye
Masoom - aahh ye kaya ho raha shhhi...
Mai apni jeeb usske kaano mai daal di aur ghumanne laga
Ussnai jor sai mujhe kas liya aur halke halke mere peth mai nakhun ghusane lagi
Mai - ohhhh baby kaya kar rahi ho chub rha hai
Ussnai hath hata diya main dheere dheere uski nabhi ke pass aa gaya aur uske nabhi ko chumane laga
Masoom - ufffff.....dheer...eee
Mai - kaya hua baby
Massoom- mujhe kuch ho raha hai
Mai - kaya
Massoom- body mai garmi aur jab tumhare hoth mere body ko chutte hai toh tanda saa lagata hai
Mera haath dress ke andar sai usski chuchiyoo par tha to laga jaise koi gila cotton mere hatho mai hai maine apni jeebh usske pet par ghumane laga
Massoom - ohhhh.....hhh...oyyee....e...maaa....aa.....aaaaa
Mai - Kya hua kyun chillai
Massoom- ab mujhese control nhi hoga please khuch to karoo
Mai- haste hue kaya karu mai
Massoom - please ye baate baad mai kar lenna please
Mai khuch bolene hi wala tha ki ussnai muhe dhakka de kar
Apne ek chuchi meri muh mai daal di mere to hosh udd gaye ye esse kaya ho gaya hai mai to bus toda sa excited ho gaya tha par ye to overexcited ho gayi
maine muh sai bhar nikal kar - masoom tum thik to ho na
Masoom- ab badhaka kar phuch rahe ho ki thik hu ya nahi ussnai phir apni ek chuchi meri muhh mai thus di
Maine bhi usse maje sai chusane laga
Masoom- ha aase hi ha khaaa jao ummmm....mmmmmmm.
Maine apna hath usski kamar par rakh di aur apna haath nicche le jane laga
Masoom - dheere sai chussoo na dard ho raha hai
Maine usske back par haath rakh kar usse masal diya
Masoom - ahhh...h.h.h hhhh. hh.....maaa.a..a.a
Please dheere karo dard ho rha hai
Mai - abhi dard kaha diya hai
Masoom - to do naa
Mai aage bahadne hi wala tha ki mera phone baja
hat teri maa ki chut ess phone ki
Mai uthane jaa rha tha ki masoom nai phone le cut kar diya
Masoom- abhi koi nahi aayega bich mai
Mai usse peth ke baal lita diya
Par sala ye phone phir baj gaya
Maine dekha wo tulsi didi ka phone hai
Maine Call uthaya
Mai - ha didi bolo kaya baat hai kyu phone kiya hai kuch kaam tha
Tulsi- arre ek sath sab khuch phuchega kaya tuh busy hai kaya
Mai- ha toda busy hu
Tulsi - kaya kar rha hai
Mai - wooo bus dwa lene ja rha hu sona ke doctor nai emergency mai maganwayi hai
Tulsi - ek kaam hai koi paresahani to nahi hai
Masoom baate sun rahi thi
Masoom dheere sai - mana kar do
Mai usski taraf dhekete hu - ha bolo koi problem nahi hai
Tulsi - ha to ye le arav ji khuch baat karana chate hai
Mai- woh wha kaya kar rha hai
Arav - kyu bhai koi problem hai kaya yaha aane mai
Mai has kar - nahi bhai
Arav khuch bolene laga par masoom nai phone haath le kar takiye ke nicche rakh diya
Mai- arre arre ye kaya kar rahi ho koi important baat hai
Masoom meri bikul pass aakar meri akho mai dhekh kar - mujhese jada hai woh kaam
Mai- aisa nhi bus mai kabhi kisi ko naa nahi bolata bus yahi kaharab aadat hai mere andar
Massom- ab ess halat mai chhod kar jaoge mujhe
Arav udhar phone par hello hello kar rha tha
Mai - tumhe kaya lagata hai mai koi namard ho jo baar baar picche hat jata huu
Masoom- nahi aisa nahi buss mera control kho gaya tha
Ussnai apna shir nicche kar liya
Mai - dhekho mai samajata hu par accha bhi hua
Massoom- ess mai accha kaya hua
Mai - hum had sai jada badh gaye the jo abhi to thik nahi hai naa
Masoom - ha tum sahi kahte ho chalo lo ye phone lo aur baat karo
Mai - hello
Tulsi - are kaha chala gaya tha mai to gaahabara gayi thi
Mai - khuch nahi wo aawaj hi nahi aa rahi thi aap ussko phone do
Arav - ha bol bhai
Mai - abe baat tujhe baatani hai mai kaya bolu
Arav - accha mere saath kaam karne ka plan ke baare mai kaya socha hai
Mai( man mai )- bosidke chutiye gaandu ess liye phone kiya saare maje ki gaand maar di ess chutiye sai baat ki liye
Arav - bol bhai
Mai- mai to tyaar hu chalo baad mai baat kare
Arav - aare ruk mai koi pagal hu kaya etni chhoti si baat ke liye phone karunga
Mai - accha to puri baat bata na
Arav - yaar wo mai yaha par aane ke baad bataunga kaafi secret hai phone par sahi nahi hoga 30 minute mai ghar par milo
Mai - thik hai maine phone kaat diya
Mai masoom sai - sorry baby maine tumhara mood karab kar diya
Masoom nai mere hotho par ek halaka sai kiss karte hue god mai beth gayi - koi baat nahi jaan ab wife ko apne husband ki baat to manani padati hai
Mai- ha chalo tum samjhi to sahi ek minute husband kaya
Masoom- arre abhi nicche tumani ring pehana kar magani to kar hi li
Mai- ohh shit
Massoom - shit kaya jaise tumhe to khuch pata nahi hai
Mai- maa nai kaha tha ki ese propose karoge to wo khush ho jayegi par aur tum to khuch aur hi samjhi
Masoom nai khuch soch kar jhatt sai apne ek dusri anghuti mere hath mai pahaena di
Mai- ye kayaa hai
Masoom - ab puri ho gayi magani
Mai- ye cheating hai aise hoga toh mai nahi khelunga
Masoom - kaya bak rahe ho aur payaar aur jang mai sab chalata hai
Mai - ye baat phele nahi bata sakati thi kaya
Masoom - kyu kaya ho jata phle baata deti to
Mai- toh tum abhi bhi mere niche hi hoti
Masoom - aisi baate mat karoo mujhe sahram aa rhai hai
Mai - abhi jo kiya tha tumnai wo sab kya tha mere muh mai thuse hi jaa rahi thi
Lagata hai jaise usse khuch yaad nhi
Wo uth kar bathroom mai bhaag gayi
Mai gate ke pass ja kar - are gate kholo kaya hua tumhe
Masoom - nahi mujhe sharam aa rahi hai
Mai - he bagawan ladkiyo ko kis machine sai banaya haj jo pal pal mai badalti rehti hai
Masoom - jis machine sai tumhai banaya hai
Mai - accha thik abh bhar aao ghar janna hai hai
Masoom - phle meri tshirt laa kar do
Main bed sai usski t-shirt uthayi aur
Mai - gate kholo tabhi to dunga
Masoom nai gate khola mai jhat sai andar aa gaya
Masoom - bahar jaoo
Mai - wow mai masti mai dekhma hi bhul gaya tha enne
Massom nai meri nazaro ka piccha kiya to paya mai usske boobs ko ghur rha hu
Masoom nai tshirt chin li aur phen li jhaat sai
Mai - yaar tum to ekdum dhud ki tarah saaf ho aaj sai phle maine kabhi gaur kyu nahi kiya
Masoom - mujhe kaya pata
Phone phir baja
Mai- ye sala meri mood ki baar baar band baja rha hai
Masoom - he he he chaloo koi jaruri baat hogi
Mai chaloo mai usse pakada aur teleport ho kar ghar ke bhar aa gaya
Masoom - bata to dete mera shir ghum rha hai
Mai - sorry chloo andar
Ham andar gaye wha dono baate kar rhe the
Mai -kaya ho raha hai didi
Arav - bahi ek bhaut jaruri kaam aaya hai
Mai- challo faltu ke liye to nhi bulaya hai
Arav - ha kaam bahut jada khartanaak hai
Masoom - koi bhi kaam enn sai jada khatarnak nahi ho sakata
Arav - kaya matalb
Mai- aare ladkiyoo to unka lover hamesha hi strong lagata hai
Tulsi /arav - what
Masoom has padi meri jadbazzi par
Mai hadnada kar- aare ladkiyoo to unka favor karne wala hamesha hi strong lagata hai
Tulsi - humre kaan kaharab Nahi hai tune khuch aur bola tha
Mai- abe arav bhai wo kaam bata
Tulsi - app mere sath chaloo enn dono ko baat karne do
Masoom unke sath chali gayi
Arav - bahi ek ladki ka kidnapping ka case hai
Mai- to phir ye cid ya police ka kaam hai hamara kaya kaam waha
Arav - bahi wo baat ye hai naa ki ye high profile case hai aur secret bhi
Mai - kon hai woh high profile ensaan
Arav - raw ke head hai
Mai - raw ye kaya hai
Arav - tujhe raw nahi pata
Mai - nahi to kaya hai wo
Arav - yaar wo india ki sabsai baadi khufiya agency hai
Mai- abe To unn he teri madad kyu Caahiye
Arav - mai etna bada jasus toh hu nahi ki mujhe ye kaam mile
Mai - tunne abhi kaha ek kaam hai
Arav - ha woh pata nahi kyu kisi private agency ko hire karana chate hai ye baat mujhe mere ek dost nai baatyi hai jo delhi mai rehata hai
Mai - accha to hum unnsai kaam magenge
Arav - ha aisa khuch
Mai gusse sai - bhai to gandu ha kaya abe etni badi agency hum jaise ko etna bada kaam karne ko dena to alag laat mar ke bhaaga denge
Arav - haa pata hai essi liye hum personally handle karenge
Mai - tuh pagal ho gaya hai bhai tere dad ko pata chala to
Arav - yaar yaha ek ladki ki jaan jokhim mai hai aur tuh
Mai - chal jab tuh karana hi cahata hai to yahi thik par humme ek baar unn sai baat karni hogi aur mai ladaki sai dur rahuga jisko bachao mere oiche pad jaati hai
Arav- thik hai mai delhi ki ticket karta hu raat ki
Mai - nahi usski koi jarurat nahi hai
Arav - kyu bhai aisa kyu