UPDATE 99
Maine wait kiya woh dono bhar nikali
Unki nazar mujh par padi par dono aage nikal gayi
Kasish - pata aisa laga jaise bhai ko dekha maine abhi
Sanjana - tujhe bhi
Dono mudi mai unke saamne tha
Sanjana nai aakho sai kuch esshara kiya main haa mai sir hilaya
Sanjana turant mere gaale lag gayi
Mai - tujhe kaya hua ghur kyu rahi hai
Kasish - yakin nahi ho raha hai aap yaha aye ho
Mai- chalo jaldi leave lekar aao dono
Kasish - kyu bhai
Mai - saath ghar janna baaki baat baad mai
Woh dono jaane lagi thi kasish bhagati hui mere gale lag gayi
Orr ronne lagi
Kasish - mujhe laga aap bhul jaoge
Mai - chal pagal tumko kaise bhul jaunga
Woh piche hui
Kasish - body achi banayi hai lagata hai maine khi essi body dekhi hai
Mai - are kaha tujhe aisa lag raha hoga jao jaldi sai
Woh gayi
Mai - hello sir ek madad cahiye
Mohan - phele yeh bato yeh sab hai kaya pata hai raw mai kaisi baate ho rahi
tumhare baare mai
Mai - sorry sir mai sambhal lunga aap bus woh kar do
Mohan- thik hai baat karata hu yaha sai tum aa jaoo private plane sai
Phir mai unko plane sai lekar nikal devika unn sabko pehale hi le gayi
Sanjana - bhai private plane kyu
Mai- aase hi
Sanjana - bhai apko pata hai yeh pagal hoo gayi
Mai - kyu
Sanjana - bhai kal the joker yaha aaya tha
Mai - woh famous agent
Sanjana - haa bhai yeh uski diwani ho gayi hai
Meri coffee chhut gayi
Kasish - kyu bhai apko acha nahi laga kaya
Mai - mmmmmm.....uu....uuhhh uhh mujhe kyu acha nahi lagega par asse logo par yakin nahi karte dokha dete hai
Kasiah - joh bina hume jane humari jaan bacheye woh dokha kaise dega
Mai dheere - dekha nahi fountain mai kaya kar raha tha
Kasish - pata nahi ....ek minute apko kaise pata fountain mai kaya hua
Mai- kaya maine aisa kuch nahi kaha maine aisa kuch nahi kaha
Sanjana - bhai eske kaan baz rahe hai haa par fountain mai kaya hua dikha nahi
mai toh dari hui thi
Mai- chhodo koi pagal hoga joker koi naam hota hai ha ha
Kasish - bhai aapnai promise kiya tha ki meri pasand aapki pasand
Maib- koi promise nahi hai aisa
aur video dekhi maine goli lagi hai usse mar gaya hogaa
Kasish - nahi bhai aisa mat kaho meri need udd gayi hai aur etne karib sai
bate ki hai maine unsai bahaut aache hai
Mai- acha yeh kacy kaa kaya chakkar hai
Sanjana - are bhai esnai yaha akar pata nahi yeh naam kyu rakha
Kasish - bus acha lagata hai aur apko pata lagana hoga the joker ke bare mei
Mai - kaya pagalpan hai kacy
Kasish - bhai ek baar aur kacy bolana aap
Mai- uhhhhhuhh (gala saaff karte hue ) kacy kyu kaya hua
Kasish - kuch nahi woh dono mere khande par sir rakh kar soo gayi
Kdev - kaya bola tune joker mar gaya
Mai- haa dekha nahi janu ka aur sona kaa ghusa
Kdev - par yaar majak tha naa
Mai - jarurat padi toh mar jayega woh
Kdev - jaisa tuh thik samjhe
Mai - tuh maan gaya
Kdev - kisi mahan nai kaha hai
Duniya tin chizo aati rahengi
Taati ,chutiye ,aur chutiya
Aur tuh chutiya hai
Toh tere vicharo sai upperwala bacahye
Mai sochane laga ki ab sabko kaya batana hai
Kuch hi der mai hum sab land hue aur bahar aaye
Par mere dimag mai bus aage kaya hoga yahi chal raha tha
Maine taxi li aur nikala waha sai
Kasish - bhai ghar jaa rahe abhi
Mai - nahi ab mai wha nahi rahata hu
Sanjana - kaya baat hai esa kaya kiya hai bhaiya nai
Mai- kuch nahi chhup
Kasish - bhai chilla kyu rahe ho woh dar jayegi
Mai- dhekho gudiya mera mood off hai
Sanjana - hoga kaise nahi aapki childhood gf jo chin gayi
Kasish - toh yeh baat hai koi nahi aap toh 1st ho par sach kahu woh bilkul
apke jaisa hai
Mai- tum aur koi baat nahi kar sakati ho kaya
Sanjana - bhai aap nai jab sai joker ki baat suni hai tab sai chid rahe hoo kyu
aakhir
Mai- nahi aisa kuch nahi hai
Kasish - aapko meri kasam
Mene ek taapaad usse khich kar mara uska shir sise sai tarkrane wala tha maine pakad liya
Kasish - mar kar pakda kyu mar jaane dete
Mai- driver side mai rok doo
Maine usse paise dekar bhej diya
Sanjana - abe kaise jayenge
Maine unhe pakada aur teleport mtalab apni yaha sai waha jaane ki power ko
istemal kiya unke samane aur sidha mausi ki tarris par aa gaya
Dono bus mujhe ghur rahi thii
Maine unhe chair par betha diya mai ghutanoo par beth gaya aur kasish ka haath pakad liya
Kasish - bhai kaya hai yeh
Mai- dekh gudiya jis sai toh pyaar karne lagi ek mulakat mei uss sai tera kuch nahi ho sakata hai
Kasish - aisa kyu bhai kaya pyaar karana galat hai
Mai - nahi payaar tera uss sai pyaar karana galat hai
Kasish - phele aap bato aap yaha kaise aaye aur mujhe mara kyu
Mai- woh sab bata dunga bus toh usse bhul jaa
Kasish - kaya aap nai jise payaar kiya usse bhul sakaete ho
Mai - nahi
Kasish - toh phir app mujhe naa samjaho
Sanjana - bhai aap saaf bata doo esse yeh ziddi hai
Mai le dekh le maine apna face change kar diya
Dono khadi hoo gayi
Kasish - tum yaha .........bhai aap hii wohhh ....eska matalb hum hi joker ki
behane hai
Mai- haa mai hi hu woh agent the joker
Kasish - kass aap yeh sach chupa lete bhai
Mai - tune kasam hi de di warana mai bhi wahi kosis kar raha tha par mai woh chhupa nahi pata jada din
Kasish - bhai yeh mujhsai kaya ho gaya mujhe maff kar do par aapki yeh saari
harkate meri dil mai bas gayi hai
Mai- esse yaado koo nikal de jo bus sapana ho
Kasish - thik hai bhai mai bhul jaaungi
Maine usse gaale laga liya - meri payari behan
Sanjana - aur mai
Mai - aa jaa tuh
Tabhi gate par kuch awwaz hui
Mai unhe lekar niche phucha safe jagah taaki koi hume waha ess dekh kar hairan naa ho jaye aur main gate par gya unnko lekar thodi der baad
Maa ki nazar mujh par padi phir unn dono par
Maa gate keeper sai - usko mat aane dena andar ladkiyo ko anne do
Mai - maa yeh bhi nahi ayengi
Tabhi woh dono mujhe chhod kar chali gayi
Mai bhi jaane laga
Gatekeeper - kaha jaa rahe ho suna nahi kaya madam nai kaya kaha
Mai- dekho app bade hoo ess liye kuch nahi kah raha hu hato ab yaha sai
Gatekeeper - nahi jaane dunga
Mai - maa bolo naa
Maa - jaa wahi jaa jaha tha 2 din sai
Mai - aare maaf kar do kaan pakadata hu
Maa - nahi khada reh wahi par
Mai wahi par beth gaya
Mai - maa bhi naa kitna ghussa karati hai
Tabhi ek car ruki aur uss mai sai panch log utare
Mousi - mamta
Mousa - madan
Didi - payal (shaadhi enhi ki hai )
Manav - mousi ka beta
Bua - kiran 2nd bua
Mai sir niche Juka kar betha thaaur edhar udhar chhote chhote pathar phek raha tha
Payal - kaya baat hai yaha kyu bethe ho kuch caahiye kaya
Mai - kon hoo tum tumhe cahiye toh batao dila dunga
Kiran - oye ladake phele muh uper kar aur humare ghar ke samne sai hat
Mai sir uthate hue - tumhara ghar oh bua aap
Kiran - bua nikal yaha sai etnai ache kapde pehnai hai aur body bhi thik hai phir yeh sab bhik managata hai
Mai pathar haath sai pheka
Andar sai hassi ki aawaz aa rahi thi
Sala avi lagta he k single hi Marna padega .....
