MEGA UPDATE 9
Uske baad Mai Sidha wahan se Masoom ke ghar Gaya
Masoom - Dev Tum Yahan Kaise
Main - woh sab chodo Yeh batao admission to kara diya na
Masoom - ha kara diya hai baaki Batein baad mein karna chalo breakfast kar lo
Main - aisa karo Tum room mein hi le aao
Masoom - thik hai tum baitho Mein leke aati leke aati Hoon
thodi der baad Masoom 2 plate main coffee or breakfast Lekar aa Jati hi Phir Humne saath mein ke breakfast kiya
Mai - School Kaise Jaogi Tum
Masoom - mama ka driver Leke Jayega cars se
Mai - nahi hum dono bike sai jayenge
Masoom - sacch kah rahe ho
Mai - ha koi shaq
Masoom - par bike kaha hai
Mai - arre maine order kar di 30 minutes mai aa jayegi tab tak hum tayar ho jatte hai
Masoom khushi sai pagal ho gyi aur jaldi sai bathroom chali gayi phir mai bhi naha dho ke tayaar ho gya
Todi vo jab mere room aayi to mai to uss dekhata hi rah gya
Mai -(man me) yaar koi school dress mai etna sunder lag sakata hai
Ye haal mera hi nahi uska bhi tha vo bhi mujhe hi ghur rahi thi
Masoom- asse kya ghur rahe ho ladki nahi dhekhi kaya kabhi
Mai-waha kya din aa gye hai ulta chor kotwal ko date kahawat aaj sach lag rahi hai agar mai tumhe ghur rha tha to tum hi koi dood ki dhuli nahi ho
Masoom - kaya matlab
Mai - tum bhi to asse ghur rahi thi mujhe jaise koi hero dhek liya ho
Masoom - ha mere saamne jo kada hai koi hero sai kam nahi hai
Mai- accha jada mat ghur nazar lag jayegi
Masoom -meri chhodo apne bhen aur baaki ladakiyaao ka soccho unkna kaya haal hoga
Mai - kuch ki smell aa rahi hai
Masoom - you ruko tum
Aur mere phiche bhagane lagi maine jada preshan na karte hue khud ko uske hawale kar diya
Masoom -ab kaha bacch ke jaaoge
aur meri peeth par do ghusse mar deti hai
Mai - chaloo bhi ab late hona hai kaya
Masoom - tumhari bike
Mai - arre maine pari ke phone sai order kiya tha
Maine pari ko masoom ke phone sai call kar diya
Mai - ha pari jara uss delivery wale ka no dena
Pari - ok bhaiya mai send kar deti hu
Mai - aur ha 7 beje bhul to nhi gyi na
Pari - aisa kbhi ho hi nahi sakata mai aa jaungi
Savitri - kisse baat kr rahi ho
Pari - mom friend hai chlo bye
Mai - ok mom ki awaaz sun kar dil khush ho gaya bye
Phir maine delivery wale ko call kar diya vo bus 2 minute mai aane wala tha
Par hum ess baat sai aanjan the ki do akhe hum dhekh rahi ye thi uski mami ji jo jate sai hume chup ke dhekh rahi thi
Phir hum nicche aa jate aur bhar jaane wale the ki uski mami
Dheeksha - dev jara mere sath aana khuch baat karani hai
Masoom - baad mai mami abhi late ho jayega
Mai - tum chaloo 2 minutes ki to baat hai ata hu
Mai side mai unke pass jakar - haa boleye mami ji
Dheeksha - beta esse hamesha khush rakhanna
Mai- aap jaisa samajh rahi aisa khuch nahi hai hum friends hai only
Dheeksha - jo bhi ho bus usse khush rakhana aaj pheli baar usse etana khush dekha hai
Mujhe khuch khaas samajh mai nahi aya
Mai - mami ji wo meri friend hai aur mai apne friends ko kabhi dhukhi nhi karta hu haa kabhi kabhi galti kar deta hu
Tabhi mujhe mere cancer wali baat komal ,sam,rajiv,akash sab yaad aate hai aur mai bye kar ke bhar aa jata huh
Masoom - ye kaya face banna rahakha hai
Mai - tumsai kaya chupana mujhe cancer hai
Masoom - par dr. Nai tumhra checkup kiya tha tumhe koi bimari nahi hai
Mai hairan tha - aree saach mai ye bhi mama ka kamal hoga
Tabhi delivery wala jata hai wo bike niche utarata hai
Phir masoom uss par sai cover hata deti hai
Masoom - wow ye too meri favorite bike BMW S1000 RR hai
Mai - aa tumhare phone mai eski etni shari photo jo dekhi thi
Masoom - aaj mai bahut khush hu dost aur bike dono mil gayi par ye to bahut mehangi hai
Mai - tum uski chinta mat karoo
Maine pari sai keh kar phele hi payment kar di thi
Usske baad hum dono restaurant mai pahuch jate hai
Hum dono thodi dher restaurant mai pari ka intazar kar rahe the
Mai - are pata nahi kaha reh gayi
Masoom - are aa jayegi
Tabhi pari restaurant mai enter ho jati hai aur mai waiter ko eshara kar deta hu woh sarre parde aur gate band kar deta hai aur light off ek light pari ke upar padati hai aur sab ek sath
Happy birthday
Masoom hadbada ke happy birthday bolana chalu kar deti hai kyuki ussko bhi pata nahi tha naa
Pari ke to khushi ke marre ashu aa jate hai
Wo aa kar mere gale lag jati hai aur rone lag jaati hai
Mai - are roti kyu hai
Pari - aap ko mera birthday yaad hai
Mai - kyu tuh kisi aur ki bhen hai kaya tera birthday aur mai bhul jau aisa kabhi ho sakata hai
Pari aashu pochate hue - nahi nahi
Mai - Chal ab Cake kat school
Usske baad pari cake cut karati hai
Pari - mera gift Kha hai
Mai - abhi yeah le
Pari - khush hokar nhi yeah best gift hai
Mai - pari yeah hai masoom
Pari - kaya mai masoom nhi hu
Mai -arre pagal eska naam hai
Pari - to Mai Kaya Karu
Masoom - too mujhe janti hai phir ku nakhre kr rahi hai
Pari - aap bhaiya ke sath kya kr rahe ho
Mari - arre tum dono billiyon band karo yeh
Pari - ohh sorry di
Maine socha toda majak kr lu - are di nhi babhi bol
Pari meri taraf aise dheketi hai jaise mujhe kaah jayegi
Masoom- aisa kuch nahi hai majak kar raha Tumse
Mai- arey main toh isliye keh raha tha ki thoda maja le sakoon par tum nai maza kharab kar diya
Pari - (Hashte hue) Main Bhi toh mazak kar rahi thi chalo ab jaldi school chalo late ho jayega
Uske baad hum teno bike pe School nikal Jate Hain main bike chala raha tha Mere Piche Pari bethi thi usne Na Mujhe Kas ke pakad Rakha tha aur uske Piche Masoom
Hum teeno Ne School main entry Li
Sab ke sab Hame aur aur bike ko dekh rahe the par ladkiyaa mujhe dekh rahe thi jaise mai ensan nahi hu aur hu bhi kyu na joh t-shirt mujhe phele sayaad dhilli aati aaj vo ab mere body par chipk rahi thi aur mere pack halke halke nazar aa rahe the maine white tshirt aur black jeans pahani thi aur blue sunglass
Phir main unhe utarne ko kaha aur mai parking mai chala gya aur jab wapas aya to 3 ladkiyo nai dono ko gher ko gher rhaka tha
Divya - kon hai ye
Pari - friends hai kyu
Saloni -ye to masoom ka boyfriend
Pari
Deepali - oh yeaa bahut handsome hai
Maine unki baate sunn li
Mai unke pass pari sai - Are meri rani saant ho ja ( Masoom muh daba ke
Saloni to mujhe asse dekh rahi thi jasse maine kya hi keh diya ho )
Mai - are pari ye teri kaya lagati hai (saloni ki taraf essara kar ke )
Masoom - ye esski bhen hai
Mai - pari tumne bataya nahi tumhari bhen etni hot hai mai too bekar hi ess masoom ke chakar mai pad gaya
Masoom aur saloni ghusse sai mujhe ghurati hai
Wo tino ladkiya has kas - abhi late nahi hua bechari abhi single hi hai
Tabhi piche sai awaj aati hai - ye to ab booked ho gayi hai mere naam par
Maine usse taraf dekha to koi nahi kutta harmkhor vikky tha
Wo paas aya to sari ladkiya piche hat gayi
Vikky - chal be yaha sai nikal
Mai - kyu teri gas leak ho rahi hai kaya
Saree bache hasane lagate hai par enn 5 girls ka to bura haal tha
Vikky - jada bol raha hai
Mai - kyu jada bolne ke liye tere baap nai manna kiya hai
Saloni - aap sab yaha sai chaloo
Vikky - Haa chupa le ease bhi jaise tera bhai mere enhi hatho si mara tha ye bhi kahi mar na jaye
Saloni - (rote hue )please vikky esse maf kar do
Saloni ka esse maafi mangana mera khoon khaula raha thaa
Mai- pari jara ess darpok (saloni) ko yaha sai le ja mai jara ese kute ka muh band kara deta hu
Vikky - ab lagata hai tujhe bhi eske bhai ke pass bhejna hoga Vo bhi dusaroo ki padi mai ungli karta tha aur tuh bhi
Mai - uska to pata nhi par mere sai uljaha toh tu kal chal kar yaha nahi ayega tabhi principal waha aa jate hai
Principle - vikky please school mai ye sab nahi
Vikky usse dakka de kar - vikky challenge na accept kare aisa na ho sakata aur woh kisi ko phone kar deta
Mai sab ko lekar canteen mai janne lagata hu
Vikky - kyu dar gya kya
Mai -pehele tere paaltu kutte to aa jaye sabaka hisab aaj ek saath ho jayega
Phir hum sab canteen mai aa gaye
Par udhar vikky ke dimag mai khuch aur hi chal rha tha
Vikky - (bathroom mai ) Chhodunga nahi saale ko Aisa Badla Lunga Ki Yaad Rakhela Mujhe kutta bola Aur Saloni ki bachi ko aaj sabke samne naga karunga (aur white powder Lene lag jata hai)
Main Soch Raha Tha yaar dhamki to De Diye hi ab Aage dekhna hai kya Hota Par ab jo bhi ho didi Dil Se Vikky dar nikalna hoga Tabhi wahan par Sam aur Komal Aa Jaate Hain
Komal - arey Saloni kya haal hai
Saloni - kuch Mat Pooch Aaj Phir Se us Harami Ne dimaag kharab kar diya
Komal - Kya Ho Gaya
Saloni- Ess Se mil Yeh hai DD Rajput Masoom ka boyfriend aaj aate hi vikky sai panga le liya meri vajah sai
Komal - chaloo dhekhete hai kitna dum hai ess mai
Masoom- wo to aaj pata hi chal jayega
Komal - Achha slow motion ko boyfriend kay mila esse to bolana aa gya yeh bhi sahi hai
Saloni - slow-motion mat bola kar tune kabhi ese bike chalate hue nahi dekha Agar Tu Eske sath ek baar bike pe Baith Jayegi Sab pata chal jayega
Komal -arey yaar wo baat nahi hey Main Toh Uske nature ke bare mein Keh Rahi Hoon Hamesha Mimosa plant Ki Tarah chup chap bethi rehti thi naa
Masoom - arey Aisi koi baat nahi bus topic Nahi Milta baat karne ka
Masoom - ( chidane ke mood mein) Tum log Bhi Toh bus Dev ki faltu Batein Karte Rehte Ho dev ye Karta Hai Deva wo karta hai
Komal -Masoom ab yeah jyada ho raha hai kisi ke baare mein kuch bhi Keh lena par Agar Uske baare mein kuch kaha toh achha nahi hoga
Mai - Arey Arey Itna Bhadak Kyun rahi ho ab woh toh Yahan Par hi nahi Phir uske liye Kyun lad rahi ho
Komal - yeah Hamara aapas Ki baat Hai tum bhi beech main Na padho to Achchha rahega
Pari- cool girls cool
Bhai........yaaaaa...a.a.aa.a.a.a..a.a.a.a