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Superb UpdateUPDATE - 10
Tabhi Mere Piche se Jabardasth laat Mere Peeth par Padi aur mein Neche Gir Gaya aage ki taraf Maine Dekha Ki vaha par kam se kam 12 admi hey jin ke haath mein Chaku hockey stick Aur Bhi Kayi Sara Saman tha
Mai jaldi Se Khada Hua Sab ko Piche Hata Diya
Mai - Accha Toh Aa gaya Apne kutto ko le kar chal badhiya hai sab ke sab Ek Sath pitoge yaa Akele akele
Vikky - Woh to Waqt batayega kaun pitega aur Kaun bachayega
Mai - Ab Baat khatam ho gayi ho toh kam pura kare
Mere Itna bolte hi unke beach se admi mere paas aya aur Chaku Mere pet ki taraf badha diya mene jhat sai usse apne hathon ke beech mein pakad liya
Aur jhatak Ke ek taraf fel Diya Aur uss Aadmi ka Sar Pakad Ke pass ki table par de mara
Aadmi- a h..h....h..aa...aaa...aaa..aaa uska sirf fat gaya tha Uske sar se Khoon Nikal Raha Tha Yeh dekh kar teen Aadmi Mere Paas Aaye Aur mujhe gher kar khade ho gaye aur ek Sath Hai Mujhpe hockey sai hamala Kar Diya Mai Jhatt sai pass pade table pade table par khud gya table too Chakna choor Ho Gaya
Phir mai khadha hokar ground ki taraf bhaga Kyunki Mujhe Dar tha ki Kahi un Ladkiyon ko aur Sam Ko Chot Na Lag Jaye Wah sab bhi Mere Piche Bhag kar ground ke Taraf aate hai Ye sab dekh kr bahut sare bache ki bhid Lag Gayi aur teachers ki bhi
Ek Teacher -ye sab kya ho raha hai yeh School Hai Koi Fight Club nhi school ka Mahool mat kharab karo
Aadmi - abe master chup chaap baith Ja Hame apna kaam karne De Aaj sala Yaa To ye Rahega ya Hum
Mai - Bhai Mujhe Toh Yahi rehna tum log ghar chale jao
Vikky - Pehle Tujhe upar To bhej de
Sab Meri Taraf aane Lage Aur Mujhe gher liya Piche se ek Aadmi Ne Mere Sir par war kiya jiske Karan Mera balance Bigad Gaya aur mein Neeche Gir Gaya uska fayda Utha Kar De Dana Dan hockey Mara Na Shuru kar diya
Aur Mujhe Khada Karke pakad liya do logo mein mera Haath pakad Rakha tha aur ek nai mujhe piche se t-shirt se pakad Rakha tha Achanak Meri body se Dard Hona Band Ho Gaya aur Meri body kafi Garam Ho Gayi
Maine tang Utha Kar Paas Khade Aadmio ko Mar Di Jo Mere left or right side Khade the
Aise Khade Khade Piche wale ke Pet Mein Ek laat mari oh Piche Gir Gaya but apne sath mere t-shirt Bhi Apne Haath Mein Leke Chala Gaya
Adi fati Hui t shirt Mere Seene Par thi Maine khich kar usse fek. Diya Aur chillaya - aa jao salo
Mer six pack wali body jo pasine mai ho gayi thi Sabke Samne Aa Gayi ab mai black jeans mai tha Baccho ko dekh ke lag raha tha ki woh Kafi enjoy kar rahe hai
Sab ke sab aise Dekh Rahe Ho Jaise koi film ki shooting chal rahi hai ladkiya to video Banane mein busy thi Mai Bhag kar 1 Aadmi Ke Paas Gaya aur uske Sar pakad kar Apne Apne ghutne par mara or Piche Hata kar Uske pet mai ek Jor daar Laat maar de
woh udta hua Apne Aadmi Aur vikky par Gir Gaya
Unke paas jakar un sab ko bari bari sai Marne Laga kisi ke pet me Kisi Ki tang par jah man kar raha tha Wahan Pe Laat Aur ghuso ki Barsat kar raha tha
Sab ke sab pade karah rahe the tabhi Maine Dekha vikky bcch kar school ke andar Bhaag raha hai
Mai age badhane ja raha tha Ek Aadmi ne Mera pair pakad liya Maine Piche mud kar Uske muh pe laat mari Uske do dant toot kar bahar aa gaye
Maine Vicky ki taraf Dekha Woh Kahin chhup gaya tha
Mai - bahar nikal suar ki aulad shubah to bahut Kud raha tha ab kya hua fat Gayi
Par Udhar Se Koi Awaz nahi hai Mai idhar udhar khojne Laga thodi der baad 1 jeep waha ruki jis mein kam se kam 20 Aadmi Thay Unmai sai ek bola sayad unka leader tha
Leader - kis Ki Maut Aayi Hai Jisne mere bhai ko Hath Lagaya
Mai uske paas Gaya aur Sam ki taraf dekh kar Kaha oye Sam jakar dhund ke la uss ko Tabhi piche se
Vikky - Woh Dhoondhne ki jarurat nahi hai Kyunki ab too en se nahi bachne wala
Maine aapne pass dekha paas mein ek chain padi thi Maine Apne haath main Lapete Lee aur uske bhai ke paas jakar Uske bhai ke face par Ghuso ki Barsat kar de
Uske logo nai Mujhe pakad liya aur Mujhe Piche Kicchnai lage
Abhi toh sab shuru hua lagata par tabhi police ke siren ki awaz aane lagi aur khuch dher baad ek police jeep aa kar vah ruki Aur uss mai sai 5 police wale utare
Ek police wala waha aaya jo sayad unka senior tha
Rajveer (inspector) - ye sab drama band kro aur tum sab ees ladke ko chhodo
Sanjay (vikky ka bhai )- tuh janta nahi hai hum sab kon hai
Rajveer - sab pata hai tum kis khet ki moli ho mujhe baki police walo jaisa mat samajhana jo tumhare yaha paiso ke liye dum hilate hai
Sanjay - jabaan sambhaal kar baat kar
Rajveer - dhekho tumhare baap ki vajah sai maine chhod rakha hai vaise bhi educational place par marpit karne ke liye tumhe mai aaram sai jail mai daal sakata hu Tabhi sajay ko call aata hai wo ghabara jata hai
Sanjay - sab ke sb chalo yaha sai aur vikky tuh apne dosto ke sath hospital chale jaana
Sanjay sab ko le kar nikal jaata hai
Sunil ( principle sir ) - thanks rajveer yaar
Rajveer - kis baat ka ye meri duty jo mai bhi puri tarah sai nahi kar paa raha hu vase ye ladaka kon hai jo aate hi sher ki maand mai hath daal raha hai
Principal sir - new addmission hai thank You sir
Rajveer - ok aab mai chalata hu tum ees ko samjha do aur ho sake to jo dev ke sath hua hai bta doo
Principal - ok Phir mai pari ke pass jata hu jaha par sab khade the Masoom jaldi sai bolati hai
Masoom - kyu saloni dekh liya dum
Saloni ko jaise hosh hi nahi tha vo kabhi mere face ko to kabhi mere body ko dhek rahi thi Par komal patta nahi kaya soch rahi thi
Peon - aap sab ko principal sir bula rahe hai
Mai - thik hai tum chaloo mai aata hu
Saloni - nahi hum sab tumhare sath chaleng
Mai - ye tum Maharani banana kab chhodegi
Saloni (chok ke ) - kaya kaha
Mai - khuch nahi chaloo mujhe kaya sir bula rahe hai late ho raha hai
Phir hum sab office mai aa gye par meri nazar komal par thi vo badi ajeeb nazaroo sai ghur rahi thi
Tabhi school ki canteen mai Akash atta hai
Akash canteennwale sai - are ye sab kisne kiya uncle
Canteen wala - arre tumhare dosto ki ladayi hui thi usi Ka natiza hai
Akash - kaya kaha hai sab
Canteen wala - principle office mai hai sab
Akash office ki taraf nikalata hai
Udhar office mai
Principal- ha to dd rajput kon ho tum phele ye batao
Mai - sir ku ab ees ki kaya jarurat hai
Principal - kyuki tumhare koi document hamare pass nahi hai masoom ke papa mere acche dost hai ees liye maine tumhara addmission kara liya tha
Mai - sir wo to nhi de sakata
Principal- to hphir tum es school mai nahi pad sakate
Masoom- sir please maan jaaye khuch dino ki baat hai
Principal - no way mai nahi cahata ki ess ki wajah sai school par koi case ho Kyu ki rajveer nai ess ke documents mange hai
Mai - to phir mai chalata hu
Masoom rotte hue - kaha jaa rahe ho
Mai - tumahare ghar aur kaha
Komal - chaloo mai bhi chalti hu
Mai - kyu ab tumhe kaya problem ho gayi
Komal- mai to tumhari problem thik kar rahi hu
Mai -kaya matalb
Komal - saloni didi jao ghar sai dev ke documents le aao
Pari masoom aur mujh par to jase bomb fod diya ho
Saloni - kaya bakwas kr rahi hai
Komal - saloni didi bakwas mai nahi ye dev kar raha hai
Mai haklate hue yeh essnai kaise pakad liya etnai jaldi - ye .....ee kay bakwas kar rahi ho
Komal - ab jada banno mat dev samajhe
Mai - mujhe nhi pata tum kaya kah rahi hoo chaloo masoom
Masoom - haa chalo
Komal - are masoom ki bachi naa aisa sochana bhi mat abb tujhe bhi sach jaan lena cahiye yeh tera bf sai phele mera bf hai samjhi
Masoom - chup ho gayi
Mai - are saant raho tum dono aur mujhe jaane do mai koi dev wagera nahi hu samjh jaao
Komal - accha chalo peeche mud jaoo
Mere to dimag ki ghanti baj gayi
Mujhe dyan aaya mai to shirt less kadha hu
Mai - Chaloo masoom chalo ghar bhaut ho gaya yeh sab
Masoom - haa chaloo mai toh kab sai keh rahi hu
Saloni humare age aate hue - nahi jaoge tum
Akash - kaya ho rah hi yaha
Tabhi mujhese galti ho gayi
Mai - abe cheater tu yaha
Akash - kon hai be tu
Mai - ohh sorry sorry bhai mai koi aur samajh raha tujhe
Komal - tum log khade khade kaya dhekh rahe ho palat do ese
Sam - meri traf badate hue chal bhai ghum ja
Pari bhi bahana marate hue warana sabko sak ho jaayega ussko sab pata ussnai bataya nahi - kya baat hai tum ghum ku nhi rahe hoo
Mai daant piss ke - khuch Nhi khuch nahi
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Pari - batao kaya baat hai
Komal - chaloo ab mud bhi jaoo
Mai - accha thik aisa karo bhar chalo mai bus tumhe dhikha dunga
Saloni - koi jarurat nahi hai hum sab dhekene
Akash - komal kahi vahi baat to nahi hai jo mai soch rha hu
Komal - ha bikul sahi soch raha hai
Saloni - mujhe bhi to koi batao chal kaya raha hi
Sam /principal/divya /disha - hume bhi
Mai komal sai - tum nahi manogi
Komal - sawal hi nahi hotta
Pari - kaya laga rakha hai aap dono nai jaldi bhi karo jo karana hai
Phir maine aakhe band kar le ghum gaya
Sab ek sath - komal ye kaya hai
Komal - DD urf dev sai pucho
Saloni /sam /principal/divya /disha - what
Komal - ha yehi hai vo pagal jo hum sab ko bevkoof bana raha hai
Masoom - Dev ye tumhare shoulder par komal ka naam aur tatoo kyu bana hua hai matalab woh sach bol rahi thi
Sayad jab shuru mai komal nai bola tha masoom sai saloni yaa kisi nai gaur nahi kiya par abb
Saloni gaur sai dheke kar - ha ye to komal hi hai
Komal - chalo ab ye mask utaroo aur apna face dhikha do
Mai - kaisa mask ye mera asli face hai
Saloni - mera sir fat jayega ye sab kaya ho raha rahi dd hi dev hai par dd dev jaisa nahi hai yeh dd hai masoom kaa bf par body pe naam komal kaa aur aur komal dev ki gf thi mujhe abhi tak nahi pata yeh kaya hai
Abb maine socha khuch jada ho rah hai
Mai - oye meri saloni didi apne hath ka gajar ka halwa khila dena sir dard thik ho jaye gaa aur aur maine apni baahe faila di
Kuch der toh saloni didi nai dekha par phir
Saloni didi dev dev karati hui woh mere gale lag kar rone lagi
Saloni - dev mere dev tu aa gaya kaha gay tha tuh pata hai maine tujhe kitna miss kiya kaha chal gaya tha aur ye tera face aur body change kaise ho gaya 1 saal hi to dur hua tha hum sai
Mai - are are sas to le loo etna sare question ka jawab mai paper mai bhi nahi likhata hu
Saloni - etna ky tadpaya hume aur yeh sab kaya jhil faila rakaha hai
Mai - mujhe kaya maja aa raha tha mai bhi to apni doll sai milene ke liye kab sai wait kar raha the
Pari - doll kon hai
Saloni - mai aur kon
Pari - sab ke samane fulan devi aur akele mai doll waah waah
Sab ke pari ki baat sunn kar hosh mai aa jaate hai
Mai - sir ab koi aur documents du kaya
Sam - kute haramkhor
Mai - kaya kar rah hai bhen hai bhai
Phir maine baaki sb ki tarf dekha too meri to gand fat gayi
Mai - beta aaj To tu gaya
Sam - kahi nhi jane wala aaj teri dhulayi ka din so girls hamala
Phir usske baad mera jo haal hua mai bata nhi sakata hu
Girl team nai mere galo ko thapad mar mar ke laal kar diya aur akash meri jeans fadne mai laga hua yeh alag hutiya insaan hai
Masoom- bus karo aab kaya naga karoge kaya
Pari ko sab pata hone ke baad bhi mere baal noch rahi thi
Mai - aahaaaa
Saloni - ab bus bhi karoo
Mai - didi baccha lo
Principal - disha Beta bus karo ye mera office hai koi dhekh lega to pata nahi kaya hoga
Sab ko principal sir ke baat sai yaad aya ki vo ess time kaha hai disha to sharma ke bhag gyi
Abb essko kaya ho gaya aacha esske dad yehi hai naa
Mai - thanks sir aap nai baccha liya
chalo class chalate
Pari - Kaya class chalate hai esse hi nange jaoge kaya ek to waise hi sab Enhe ghur rahe hai jaise kabhi ladaka nahi dekha aise gaye to sacch mai izzat sai jaayenge
Mai - ab kay karu
Sam - tu kab sai sochene laga chal
maal sai mall mera matlab kapde le kar ate ata hu
Mai - Phir kahani kaya suna rha hai
Sam - abe ja raha hu komal esska dhyan rakhana
Komal- ok bhai
Masoom - chaloo sab mil gaye ek minute tumne batata nhi woh tato ka kaya matlab hai
Mai - sir bathroom kaha hai
Sir ek taraf eshara kR dete hai
Mai bhaag ke bathroom mai chup jata hu
Bhar sab gate pit kar chale jatte hai
Todi dher baad maine bhar dhekha to waha koi nhi tha
Mai - sir kha hai sab
Principal- bhar khade hai sab accha Beta wo dd ka kay manjara hai
Mai - are sir mla ke bete ke murder ke case ki vajah sai
Principal - arre wo mara nahi tha
Bus usske sir mai tumhara iron puch lagane ki vajah sai todi uski memory loss ho gayi hai par ye baat samjh mai nahi aayi ki usnai police mai apne bete ko mara hua ku bataya
Mai - accha to ye khel khela ja rha hai sir filhaal mere sare documents dd ke naam par rakhana
Principal - thik hai aakhir tum trusty jo ho es SCHOOL ke
Mai - aree sir bus naa aap aise baate mat karo
Principal - are mujhe laga hi dev hi aaya hai tabhi sab etna sahi ho raha school mao abb
Mai - sir aage bhi hota rahega aisa hi
thodi der mai sam vaha aa gya maine kapade badale aur bhar aa gya
MAI - kya baat chal rahi hai
Saloni - baat mat karo mujhese
Mai - are bhai kya hoo gya
Saloni - itne dino sai kha the pure 1 saal
Masoom - ye soo raha tha
Sab ek sath - pure ek saal
Mai - abe ye pagal hai mai coma mai tha
Saloni - aur ye tato ka kya chakar hai
Pari/masoom - ha bato jaldi.
Mai - khuch nahi ye to aise hi maje mai banwa liya
Saloni - mera ku nahi banwaya
Pari - badi aayi banwane wali ab mera banega
Sam - Accha ye bata jab komal nai tujhe propose kiya tha to tune mana kyu kiya tha
Maine sir pit liya yeh dost log chutiye number ek hote kab kaha kaya bolana nahi pata enhe
Divya /saloni /disha /masoom/pari- - whattttttt..........
Mai - abe chutiya tujhe meri maarne ka aur koi time nahi mila tha abhi ye baat karani jaruri thi
Akash - gandu hai na accha tu ye sab chhod richa didi ko mil Lena yaar unki bhaut tabiyat kharab hai
Mai - tum dono pagal ho gaye ho kaya kam musibat hai Jo tu ek aur de rha hai
Saloni - komal ye sab kaya tunne etna bada dhokha kiya mere sath
Phir pata nahi kaya tino(pari /masoom/pari ) waha sai rotte hue nikal gayi
aur baaki unnke picche komal ko chhod ke
Mai sam sai - bhai tune ye kar diya abhi too sahi sai mila bhi nhi tha aur tunne gaand mara di
Sam - yaar pichali baar teri meri dosti essi wajah sai tut gayi to excitement mai pucch liya par en tino ko kaya hua be
kabhi na kabhi to teri gf hogi na
Akash man mai - etna mat soch beta abhi to atom bomb bacha hai
Akash- haa yeh to mai bhi nhi samajha
Mai - aaj ki classes ki lag gayi
Komal - are sab thik ho jayega tum tention na loo babu
Sam - kya babu
Komal - kyu kaya problem hai
Mai - Abe gf - bf mai etna to chalata hai
Sam - arre dev nai to tumhe manna kar diya tha
Mai- chal sale tujhe aaj pura sacch batta det hu warana pata nhi aur kaha kha meri maraweyega
Sam - chal bata
Mai - tumhari classes
Sam - abe ek din mai koi Einstein nhi ban jaunga
Mai - chal phir kahi bhar chale
Komal- park chale
Mai - ess time
Komal - arre ek mast park khulla hai aur kaffi bada hai koi disturb nahi karega
Mai - chaloo komal bike le kar aate hai tum dono bike lekar gate par miloo
Phir mai aur komal bike ki taraf jaate hai
Mai - komal tuh mujhe kitna payar karti hai
Komal - ye tum pucch rahe ho
Mai - nahi bus ess liye pucch rha hu kyuki pata nhi mai jab sai mai coma sai utha hu khuch ghanto baad mujhe khuch visions nazar aa rahe hai
Komal - kaise visions
Mai - mai tumhara dil nahi dhukana chata hu
Komal- tum bol bhi do
Mai - yaar woo
Komal - bol bhi
Mai - agar tum mujhe chhod ke chali gayi to mai mar jaunga
Komal mere muh par hath rakhate hue - aisa kabhi nahi hoga
Mai - tumsai yaha milana aaj subah dekha tha
Komal- kaya aur ladai aur office wala
Mai - maine kaha tha bus photo si aati hai bus aur khuch jada saaf nhi
Komal- aur kaya dhekha
Mai - Ki mai aur masoom kiss kar rahe hai
Komal - kaya nhi aisa nhi ho sakata
Mai - mai janata hu par wo baar baar mere pass aati hai to mai bhi khud to rok nahi pata aur mujhe lagat woh mujh sai kuch chupa rahi kyuki mujhe lagata nahi mai coma mai thaa woh masoom mere baare mai bhaut kuch janati hai
agar woh sab sach hua aur mai ...
Komal - tum jaante ho ye nhi ho sakata tumhari baato mai abb nahi aane waali mai
Mai - Mujhe pta hai tabhi toh tumhe bta raha hu accha ye batoo us raat mere sath kaya kya hua tha
Komal nai shuru sai lekar mujhe injection lagne tak ki shb bate bata di Phir hum bike par beth kar gate par aa gaye
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Pari - batao kaya baat hai
Komal - chaloo ab mud bhi jaoo
Mai - accha thik aisa karo bhar chalo mai bus tumhe dhikha dunga
Saloni - koi jarurat nahi hai hum sab dhekene
Akash - komal kahi vahi baat to nahi hai jo mai soch rha hu
Komal - ha bikul sahi soch raha hai
Saloni - mujhe bhi to koi batao chal kaya raha hi
Sam /principal/divya /disha - hume bhi
Mai komal sai - tum nahi manogi
Komal - sawal hi nahi hotta
Pari - kaya laga rakha hai aap dono nai jaldi bhi karo jo karana hai
Phir maine aakhe band kar le ghum gaya
Sab ek sath - komal ye kaya hai
Komal - DD urf dev sai pucho
Saloni /sam /principal/divya /disha - what
Komal - ha yehi hai vo pagal jo hum sab ko bevkoof bana raha hai
Masoom - Dev ye tumhare shoulder par komal ka naam aur tatoo kyu bana hua hai matalab woh sach bol rahi thi
Sayad jab shuru mai komal nai bola tha masoom sai saloni yaa kisi nai gaur nahi kiya par abb
Saloni gaur sai dheke kar - ha ye to komal hi hai
Komal - chalo ab ye mask utaroo aur apna face dhikha do
Mai - kaisa mask ye mera asli face hai
Saloni - mera sir fat jayega ye sab kaya ho raha rahi dd hi dev hai par dd dev jaisa nahi hai yeh dd hai masoom kaa bf par body pe naam komal kaa aur aur komal dev ki gf thi mujhe abhi tak nahi pata yeh kaya hai
Abb maine socha khuch jada ho rah hai
Mai - oye meri saloni didi apne hath ka gajar ka halwa khila dena sir dard thik ho jaye gaa aur aur maine apni baahe faila di
Kuch der toh saloni didi nai dekha par phir
Saloni didi dev dev karati hui woh mere gale lag kar rone lagi
Saloni - dev mere dev tu aa gaya kaha gay tha tuh pata hai maine tujhe kitna miss kiya kaha chal gaya tha aur ye tera face aur body change kaise ho gaya 1 saal hi to dur hua tha hum sai
Mai - are are sas to le loo etna sare question ka jawab mai paper mai bhi nahi likhata hu
Saloni - etna ky tadpaya hume aur yeh sab kaya jhil faila rakaha hai
Mai - mujhe kaya maja aa raha tha mai bhi to apni doll sai milene ke liye kab sai wait kar raha the
Pari - doll kon hai
Saloni - mai aur kon
Pari - sab ke samane fulan devi aur akele mai doll waah waah
Sab ke pari ki baat sunn kar hosh mai aa jaate hai
Mai - sir ab koi aur documents du kaya
Sam - kute haramkhor
Mai - kaya kar rah hai bhen hai bhai
Phir maine baaki sb ki tarf dekha too meri to gand fat gayi
Mai - beta aaj To tu gaya
Sam - kahi nhi jane wala aaj teri dhulayi ka din so girls hamala
Phir usske baad mera jo haal hua mai bata nhi sakata hu
Girl team nai mere galo ko thapad mar mar ke laal kar diya aur akash meri jeans fadne mai laga hua yeh alag hutiya insaan hai
Masoom- bus karo aab kaya naga karoge kaya
Pari ko sab pata hone ke baad bhi mere baal noch rahi thi
Mai - aahaaaa
Saloni - ab bus bhi karoo
Mai - didi baccha lo
Principal - disha Beta bus karo ye mera office hai koi dhekh lega to pata nahi kaya hoga
Sab ko principal sir ke baat sai yaad aya ki vo ess time kaha hai disha to sharma ke bhag gyi
Abb essko kaya ho gaya aacha esske dad yehi hai naa
Mai - thanks sir aap nai baccha liya
chalo class chalate
Pari - Kaya class chalate hai esse hi nange jaoge kaya ek to waise hi sab Enhe ghur rahe hai jaise kabhi ladaka nahi dekha aise gaye to sacch mai izzat sai jaayenge
Mai - ab kay karu
Sam - tu kab sai sochene laga chal
maal sai mall mera matlab kapde le kar ate ata hu
Mai - Phir kahani kaya suna rha hai
Sam - abe ja raha hu komal esska dhyan rakhana
Komal- ok bhai
Masoom - chaloo sab mil gaye ek minute tumne batata nhi woh tato ka kaya matlab hai
Mai - sir bathroom kaha hai
Sir ek taraf eshara kR dete hai
Mai bhaag ke bathroom mai chup jata hu
Bhar sab gate pit kar chale jatte hai
Todi dher baad maine bhar dhekha to waha koi nhi tha
Mai - sir kha hai sab
Principal- bhar khade hai sab accha Beta wo dd ka kay manjara hai
Mai - are sir mla ke bete ke murder ke case ki vajah sai
Principal - arre wo mara nahi tha
Bus usske sir mai tumhara iron puch lagane ki vajah sai todi uski memory loss ho gayi hai par ye baat samjh mai nahi aayi ki usnai police mai apne bete ko mara hua ku bataya
Mai - accha to ye khel khela ja rha hai sir filhaal mere sare documents dd ke naam par rakhana
Principal - thik hai aakhir tum trusty jo ho es SCHOOL ke
Mai - aree sir bus naa aap aise baate mat karo
Principal - are mujhe laga hi dev hi aaya hai tabhi sab etna sahi ho raha school mao abb
Mai - sir aage bhi hota rahega aisa hi
thodi der mai sam vaha aa gya maine kapade badale aur bhar aa gya
MAI - kya baat chal rahi hai
Saloni - baat mat karo mujhese
Mai - are bhai kya hoo gya
Saloni - itne dino sai kha the pure 1 saal
Masoom - ye soo raha tha
Sab ek sath - pure ek saal
Mai - abe ye pagal hai mai coma mai tha
Saloni - aur ye tato ka kya chakar hai
Pari/masoom - ha bato jaldi.
Mai - khuch nahi ye to aise hi maje mai banwa liya
Saloni - mera ku nahi banwaya
Pari - badi aayi banwane wali ab mera banega
Sam - Accha ye bata jab komal nai tujhe propose kiya tha to tune mana kyu kiya tha
Maine sir pit liya yeh dost log chutiye number ek hote kab kaha kaya bolana nahi pata enhe
Divya /saloni /disha /masoom/pari- - whattttttt..........
Mai - abe chutiya tujhe meri maarne ka aur koi time nahi mila tha abhi ye baat karani jaruri thi
Akash - gandu hai na accha tu ye sab chhod richa didi ko mil Lena yaar unki bhaut tabiyat kharab hai
Mai - tum dono pagal ho gaye ho kaya kam musibat hai Jo tu ek aur de rha hai
Saloni - komal ye sab kaya tunne etna bada dhokha kiya mere sath
Phir pata nahi kaya tino(pari /masoom/pari ) waha sai rotte hue nikal gayi
aur baaki unnke picche komal ko chhod ke
Mai sam sai - bhai tune ye kar diya abhi too sahi sai mila bhi nhi tha aur tunne gaand mara di
Sam - yaar pichali baar teri meri dosti essi wajah sai tut gayi to excitement mai pucch liya par en tino ko kaya hua be
kabhi na kabhi to teri gf hogi na
Akash man mai - etna mat soch beta abhi to atom bomb bacha hai
Akash- haa yeh to mai bhi nhi samajha
Mai - aaj ki classes ki lag gayi
Komal - are sab thik ho jayega tum tention na loo babu
Sam - kya babu
Komal - kyu kaya problem hai
Mai - Abe gf - bf mai etna to chalata hai
Sam - arre dev nai to tumhe manna kar diya tha
Mai- chal sale tujhe aaj pura sacch batta det hu warana pata nhi aur kaha kha meri maraweyega
Sam - chal bata
Mai - tumhari classes
Sam - abe ek din mai koi Einstein nhi ban jaunga
Mai - chal phir kahi bhar chale
Komal- park chale
Mai - ess time
Komal - arre ek mast park khulla hai aur kaffi bada hai koi disturb nahi karega
Mai - chaloo komal bike le kar aate hai tum dono bike lekar gate par miloo
Phir mai aur komal bike ki taraf jaate hai
Mai - komal tuh mujhe kitna payar karti hai
Komal - ye tum pucch rahe ho
Mai - nahi bus ess liye pucch rha hu kyuki pata nhi mai jab sai mai coma sai utha hu khuch ghanto baad mujhe khuch visions nazar aa rahe hai
Komal - kaise visions
Mai - mai tumhara dil nahi dhukana chata hu
Komal- tum bol bhi do
Mai - yaar woo
Komal - bol bhi
Mai - agar tum mujhe chhod ke chali gayi to mai mar jaunga
Komal mere muh par hath rakhate hue - aisa kabhi nahi hoga
Mai - tumsai yaha milana aaj subah dekha tha
Komal- kaya aur ladai aur office wala
Mai - maine kaha tha bus photo si aati hai bus aur khuch jada saaf nhi
Komal- aur kaya dhekha
Mai - Ki mai aur masoom kiss kar rahe hai
Komal - kaya nhi aisa nhi ho sakata
Mai - mai janata hu par wo baar baar mere pass aati hai to mai bhi khud to rok nahi pata aur mujhe lagat woh mujh sai kuch chupa rahi kyuki mujhe lagata nahi mai coma mai thaa woh masoom mere baare mai bhaut kuch janati hai
agar woh sab sach hua aur mai ...
Komal - tum jaante ho ye nhi ho sakata tumhari baato mai abb nahi aane waali mai
Mai - Mujhe pta hai tabhi toh tumhe bta raha hu accha ye batoo us raat mere sath kaya kya hua tha
Komal nai shuru sai lekar mujhe injection lagne tak ki shb bate bata di Phir hum bike par beth kar gate par aa gaye

Superb UpdateUPDATE - 11
Pari - batao kaya baat hai
Komal - chaloo ab mud bhi jaoo
Mai - accha thik aisa karo bhar chalo mai bus tumhe dhikha dunga
Saloni - koi jarurat nahi hai hum sab dhekene
Akash - komal kahi vahi baat to nahi hai jo mai soch rha hu
Komal - ha bikul sahi soch raha hai
Saloni - mujhe bhi to koi batao chal kaya raha hi
Sam /principal/divya /disha - hume bhi
Mai komal sai - tum nahi manogi
Komal - sawal hi nahi hotta
Pari - kaya laga rakha hai aap dono nai jaldi bhi karo jo karana hai
Phir maine aakhe band kar le ghum gaya
Sab ek sath - komal ye kaya hai
Komal - DD urf dev sai pucho
Saloni /sam /principal/divya /disha - what
Komal - ha yehi hai vo pagal jo hum sab ko bevkoof bana raha hai
Masoom - Dev ye tumhare shoulder par komal ka naam aur tatoo kyu bana hua hai matalab woh sach bol rahi thi
Sayad jab shuru mai komal nai bola tha masoom sai saloni yaa kisi nai gaur nahi kiya par abb
Saloni gaur sai dheke kar - ha ye to komal hi hai
Komal - chalo ab ye mask utaroo aur apna face dhikha do
Mai - kaisa mask ye mera asli face hai
Saloni - mera sir fat jayega ye sab kaya ho raha rahi dd hi dev hai par dd dev jaisa nahi hai yeh dd hai masoom kaa bf par body pe naam komal kaa aur aur komal dev ki gf thi mujhe abhi tak nahi pata yeh kaya hai
Abb maine socha khuch jada ho rah hai
Mai - oye meri saloni didi apne hath ka gajar ka halwa khila dena sir dard thik ho jaye gaa aur aur maine apni baahe faila di
Kuch der toh saloni didi nai dekha par phir
Saloni didi dev dev karati hui woh mere gale lag kar rone lagi
Saloni - dev mere dev tu aa gaya kaha gay tha tuh pata hai maine tujhe kitna miss kiya kaha chal gaya tha aur ye tera face aur body change kaise ho gaya 1 saal hi to dur hua tha hum sai
Mai - are are sas to le loo etna sare question ka jawab mai paper mai bhi nahi likhata hu
Saloni - etna ky tadpaya hume aur yeh sab kaya jhil faila rakaha hai
Mai - mujhe kaya maja aa raha tha mai bhi to apni doll sai milene ke liye kab sai wait kar raha the
Pari - doll kon hai
Saloni - mai aur kon
Pari - sab ke samane fulan devi aur akele mai doll waah waah
Sab ke pari ki baat sunn kar hosh mai aa jaate hai
Mai - sir ab koi aur documents du kaya
Sam - kute haramkhor
Mai - kaya kar rah hai bhen hai bhai
Phir maine baaki sb ki tarf dekha too meri to gand fat gayi
Mai - beta aaj To tu gaya
Sam - kahi nhi jane wala aaj teri dhulayi ka din so girls hamala
Phir usske baad mera jo haal hua mai bata nhi sakata hu
Girl team nai mere galo ko thapad mar mar ke laal kar diya aur akash meri jeans fadne mai laga hua yeh alag hutiya insaan hai
Masoom- bus karo aab kaya naga karoge kaya
Pari ko sab pata hone ke baad bhi mere baal noch rahi thi
Mai - aahaaaa
Saloni - ab bus bhi karoo
Mai - didi baccha lo
Principal - disha Beta bus karo ye mera office hai koi dhekh lega to pata nahi kaya hoga
Sab ko principal sir ke baat sai yaad aya ki vo ess time kaha hai disha to sharma ke bhag gyi
Abb essko kaya ho gaya aacha esske dad yehi hai naa
Mai - thanks sir aap nai baccha liya
chalo class chalate
Pari - Kaya class chalate hai esse hi nange jaoge kaya ek to waise hi sab Enhe ghur rahe hai jaise kabhi ladaka nahi dekha aise gaye to sacch mai izzat sai jaayenge
Mai - ab kay karu
Sam - tu kab sai sochene laga chal
maal sai mall mera matlab kapde le kar ate ata hu
Mai - Phir kahani kaya suna rha hai
Sam - abe ja raha hu komal esska dhyan rakhana
Komal- ok bhai
Masoom - chaloo sab mil gaye ek minute tumne batata nhi woh tato ka kaya matlab hai
Mai - sir bathroom kaha hai
Sir ek taraf eshara kR dete hai
Mai bhaag ke bathroom mai chup jata hu
Bhar sab gate pit kar chale jatte hai
Todi dher baad maine bhar dhekha to waha koi nhi tha
Mai - sir kha hai sab
Principal- bhar khade hai sab accha Beta wo dd ka kay manjara hai
Mai - are sir mla ke bete ke murder ke case ki vajah sai
Principal - arre wo mara nahi tha
Bus usske sir mai tumhara iron puch lagane ki vajah sai todi uski memory loss ho gayi hai par ye baat samjh mai nahi aayi ki usnai police mai apne bete ko mara hua ku bataya
Mai - accha to ye khel khela ja rha hai sir filhaal mere sare documents dd ke naam par rakhana
Principal - thik hai aakhir tum trusty jo ho es SCHOOL ke
Mai - aree sir bus naa aap aise baate mat karo
Principal - are mujhe laga hi dev hi aaya hai tabhi sab etna sahi ho raha school mao abb
Mai - sir aage bhi hota rahega aisa hi
thodi der mai sam vaha aa gya maine kapade badale aur bhar aa gya
MAI - kya baat chal rahi hai
Saloni - baat mat karo mujhese
Mai - are bhai kya hoo gya
Saloni - itne dino sai kha the pure 1 saal
Masoom - ye soo raha tha
Sab ek sath - pure ek saal
Mai - abe ye pagal hai mai coma mai tha
Saloni - aur ye tato ka kya chakar hai
Pari/masoom - ha bato jaldi.
Mai - khuch nahi ye to aise hi maje mai banwa liya
Saloni - mera ku nahi banwaya
Pari - badi aayi banwane wali ab mera banega
Sam - Accha ye bata jab komal nai tujhe propose kiya tha to tune mana kyu kiya tha
Maine sir pit liya yeh dost log chutiye number ek hote kab kaha kaya bolana nahi pata enhe
Divya /saloni /disha /masoom/pari- - whattttttt..........
Mai - abe chutiya tujhe meri maarne ka aur koi time nahi mila tha abhi ye baat karani jaruri thi
Akash - gandu hai na accha tu ye sab chhod richa didi ko mil Lena yaar unki bhaut tabiyat kharab hai
Mai - tum dono pagal ho gaye ho kaya kam musibat hai Jo tu ek aur de rha hai
Saloni - komal ye sab kaya tunne etna bada dhokha kiya mere sath
Phir pata nahi kaya tino(pari /masoom/pari ) waha sai rotte hue nikal gayi
aur baaki unnke picche komal ko chhod ke
Mai sam sai - bhai tune ye kar diya abhi too sahi sai mila bhi nhi tha aur tunne gaand mara di
Sam - yaar pichali baar teri meri dosti essi wajah sai tut gayi to excitement mai pucch liya par en tino ko kaya hua be
kabhi na kabhi to teri gf hogi na
Akash man mai - etna mat soch beta abhi to atom bomb bacha hai
Akash- haa yeh to mai bhi nhi samajha
Mai - aaj ki classes ki lag gayi
Komal - are sab thik ho jayega tum tention na loo babu
Sam - kya babu
Komal - kyu kaya problem hai
Mai - Abe gf - bf mai etna to chalata hai
Sam - arre dev nai to tumhe manna kar diya tha
Mai- chal sale tujhe aaj pura sacch batta det hu warana pata nhi aur kaha kha meri maraweyega
Sam - chal bata
Mai - tumhari classes
Sam - abe ek din mai koi Einstein nhi ban jaunga
Mai - chal phir kahi bhar chale
Komal- park chale
Mai - ess time
Komal - arre ek mast park khulla hai aur kaffi bada hai koi disturb nahi karega
Mai - chaloo komal bike le kar aate hai tum dono bike lekar gate par miloo
Phir mai aur komal bike ki taraf jaate hai
Mai - komal tuh mujhe kitna payar karti hai
Komal - ye tum pucch rahe ho
Mai - nahi bus ess liye pucch rha hu kyuki pata nhi mai jab sai mai coma sai utha hu khuch ghanto baad mujhe khuch visions nazar aa rahe hai
Komal - kaise visions
Mai - mai tumhara dil nahi dhukana chata hu
Komal- tum bol bhi do
Mai - yaar woo
Komal - bol bhi
Mai - agar tum mujhe chhod ke chali gayi to mai mar jaunga
Komal mere muh par hath rakhate hue - aisa kabhi nahi hoga
Mai - tumsai yaha milana aaj subah dekha tha
Komal- kaya aur ladai aur office wala
Mai - maine kaha tha bus photo si aati hai bus aur khuch jada saaf nhi
Komal- aur kaya dhekha
Mai - Ki mai aur masoom kiss kar rahe hai
Komal - kaya nhi aisa nhi ho sakata
Mai - mai janata hu par wo baar baar mere pass aati hai to mai bhi khud to rok nahi pata aur mujhe lagat woh mujh sai kuch chupa rahi kyuki mujhe lagata nahi mai coma mai thaa woh masoom mere baare mai bhaut kuch janati hai
agar woh sab sach hua aur mai ...
Komal - tum jaante ho ye nhi ho sakata tumhari baato mai abb nahi aane waali mai
Mai - Mujhe pta hai tabhi toh tumhe bta raha hu accha ye batoo us raat mere sath kaya kya hua tha
Komal nai shuru sai lekar mujhe injection lagne tak ki shb bate bata di Phir hum bike par beth kar gate par aa gaye
Awesome UpdateUPDATE - 11
Pari - batao kaya baat hai
Komal - chaloo ab mud bhi jaoo
Mai - accha thik aisa karo bhar chalo mai bus tumhe dhikha dunga
Saloni - koi jarurat nahi hai hum sab dhekene
Akash - komal kahi vahi baat to nahi hai jo mai soch rha hu
Komal - ha bikul sahi soch raha hai
Saloni - mujhe bhi to koi batao chal kaya raha hi
Sam /principal/divya /disha - hume bhi
Mai komal sai - tum nahi manogi
Komal - sawal hi nahi hotta
Pari - kaya laga rakha hai aap dono nai jaldi bhi karo jo karana hai
Phir maine aakhe band kar le ghum gaya
Sab ek sath - komal ye kaya hai
Komal - DD urf dev sai pucho
Saloni /sam /principal/divya /disha - what
Komal - ha yehi hai vo pagal jo hum sab ko bevkoof bana raha hai
Masoom - Dev ye tumhare shoulder par komal ka naam aur tatoo kyu bana hua hai matalab woh sach bol rahi thi
Sayad jab shuru mai komal nai bola tha masoom sai saloni yaa kisi nai gaur nahi kiya par abb
Saloni gaur sai dheke kar - ha ye to komal hi hai
Komal - chalo ab ye mask utaroo aur apna face dhikha do
Mai - kaisa mask ye mera asli face hai
Saloni - mera sir fat jayega ye sab kaya ho raha rahi dd hi dev hai par dd dev jaisa nahi hai yeh dd hai masoom kaa bf par body pe naam komal kaa aur aur komal dev ki gf thi mujhe abhi tak nahi pata yeh kaya hai
Abb maine socha khuch jada ho rah hai
Mai - oye meri saloni didi apne hath ka gajar ka halwa khila dena sir dard thik ho jaye gaa aur aur maine apni baahe faila di
Kuch der toh saloni didi nai dekha par phir
Saloni didi dev dev karati hui woh mere gale lag kar rone lagi
Saloni - dev mere dev tu aa gaya kaha gay tha tuh pata hai maine tujhe kitna miss kiya kaha chal gaya tha aur ye tera face aur body change kaise ho gaya 1 saal hi to dur hua tha hum sai
Mai - are are sas to le loo etna sare question ka jawab mai paper mai bhi nahi likhata hu
Saloni - etna ky tadpaya hume aur yeh sab kaya jhil faila rakaha hai
Mai - mujhe kaya maja aa raha tha mai bhi to apni doll sai milene ke liye kab sai wait kar raha the
Pari - doll kon hai
Saloni - mai aur kon
Pari - sab ke samane fulan devi aur akele mai doll waah waah
Sab ke pari ki baat sunn kar hosh mai aa jaate hai
Mai - sir ab koi aur documents du kaya
Sam - kute haramkhor
Mai - kaya kar rah hai bhen hai bhai
Phir maine baaki sb ki tarf dekha too meri to gand fat gayi
Mai - beta aaj To tu gaya
Sam - kahi nhi jane wala aaj teri dhulayi ka din so girls hamala
Phir usske baad mera jo haal hua mai bata nhi sakata hu
Girl team nai mere galo ko thapad mar mar ke laal kar diya aur akash meri jeans fadne mai laga hua yeh alag hutiya insaan hai
Masoom- bus karo aab kaya naga karoge kaya
Pari ko sab pata hone ke baad bhi mere baal noch rahi thi
Mai - aahaaaa
Saloni - ab bus bhi karoo
Mai - didi baccha lo
Principal - disha Beta bus karo ye mera office hai koi dhekh lega to pata nahi kaya hoga
Sab ko principal sir ke baat sai yaad aya ki vo ess time kaha hai disha to sharma ke bhag gyi
Abb essko kaya ho gaya aacha esske dad yehi hai naa
Mai - thanks sir aap nai baccha liya
chalo class chalate
Pari - Kaya class chalate hai esse hi nange jaoge kaya ek to waise hi sab Enhe ghur rahe hai jaise kabhi ladaka nahi dekha aise gaye to sacch mai izzat sai jaayenge
Mai - ab kay karu
Sam - tu kab sai sochene laga chal
maal sai mall mera matlab kapde le kar ate ata hu
Mai - Phir kahani kaya suna rha hai
Sam - abe ja raha hu komal esska dhyan rakhana
Komal- ok bhai
Masoom - chaloo sab mil gaye ek minute tumne batata nhi woh tato ka kaya matlab hai
Mai - sir bathroom kaha hai
Sir ek taraf eshara kR dete hai
Mai bhaag ke bathroom mai chup jata hu
Bhar sab gate pit kar chale jatte hai
Todi dher baad maine bhar dhekha to waha koi nhi tha
Mai - sir kha hai sab
Principal- bhar khade hai sab accha Beta wo dd ka kay manjara hai
Mai - are sir mla ke bete ke murder ke case ki vajah sai
Principal - arre wo mara nahi tha
Bus usske sir mai tumhara iron puch lagane ki vajah sai todi uski memory loss ho gayi hai par ye baat samjh mai nahi aayi ki usnai police mai apne bete ko mara hua ku bataya
Mai - accha to ye khel khela ja rha hai sir filhaal mere sare documents dd ke naam par rakhana
Principal - thik hai aakhir tum trusty jo ho es SCHOOL ke
Mai - aree sir bus naa aap aise baate mat karo
Principal - are mujhe laga hi dev hi aaya hai tabhi sab etna sahi ho raha school mao abb
Mai - sir aage bhi hota rahega aisa hi
thodi der mai sam vaha aa gya maine kapade badale aur bhar aa gya
MAI - kya baat chal rahi hai
Saloni - baat mat karo mujhese
Mai - are bhai kya hoo gya
Saloni - itne dino sai kha the pure 1 saal
Masoom - ye soo raha tha
Sab ek sath - pure ek saal
Mai - abe ye pagal hai mai coma mai tha
Saloni - aur ye tato ka kya chakar hai
Pari/masoom - ha bato jaldi.
Mai - khuch nahi ye to aise hi maje mai banwa liya
Saloni - mera ku nahi banwaya
Pari - badi aayi banwane wali ab mera banega
Sam - Accha ye bata jab komal nai tujhe propose kiya tha to tune mana kyu kiya tha
Maine sir pit liya yeh dost log chutiye number ek hote kab kaha kaya bolana nahi pata enhe
Divya /saloni /disha /masoom/pari- - whattttttt..........
Mai - abe chutiya tujhe meri maarne ka aur koi time nahi mila tha abhi ye baat karani jaruri thi
Akash - gandu hai na accha tu ye sab chhod richa didi ko mil Lena yaar unki bhaut tabiyat kharab hai
Mai - tum dono pagal ho gaye ho kaya kam musibat hai Jo tu ek aur de rha hai
Saloni - komal ye sab kaya tunne etna bada dhokha kiya mere sath
Phir pata nahi kaya tino(pari /masoom/pari ) waha sai rotte hue nikal gayi
aur baaki unnke picche komal ko chhod ke
Mai sam sai - bhai tune ye kar diya abhi too sahi sai mila bhi nhi tha aur tunne gaand mara di
Sam - yaar pichali baar teri meri dosti essi wajah sai tut gayi to excitement mai pucch liya par en tino ko kaya hua be
kabhi na kabhi to teri gf hogi na
Akash man mai - etna mat soch beta abhi to atom bomb bacha hai
Akash- haa yeh to mai bhi nhi samajha
Mai - aaj ki classes ki lag gayi
Komal - are sab thik ho jayega tum tention na loo babu
Sam - kya babu
Komal - kyu kaya problem hai
Mai - Abe gf - bf mai etna to chalata hai
Sam - arre dev nai to tumhe manna kar diya tha
Mai- chal sale tujhe aaj pura sacch batta det hu warana pata nhi aur kaha kha meri maraweyega
Sam - chal bata
Mai - tumhari classes
Sam - abe ek din mai koi Einstein nhi ban jaunga
Mai - chal phir kahi bhar chale
Komal- park chale
Mai - ess time
Komal - arre ek mast park khulla hai aur kaffi bada hai koi disturb nahi karega
Mai - chaloo komal bike le kar aate hai tum dono bike lekar gate par miloo
Phir mai aur komal bike ki taraf jaate hai
Mai - komal tuh mujhe kitna payar karti hai
Komal - ye tum pucch rahe ho
Mai - nahi bus ess liye pucch rha hu kyuki pata nhi mai jab sai mai coma sai utha hu khuch ghanto baad mujhe khuch visions nazar aa rahe hai
Komal - kaise visions
Mai - mai tumhara dil nahi dhukana chata hu
Komal- tum bol bhi do
Mai - yaar woo
Komal - bol bhi
Mai - agar tum mujhe chhod ke chali gayi to mai mar jaunga
Komal mere muh par hath rakhate hue - aisa kabhi nahi hoga
Mai - tumsai yaha milana aaj subah dekha tha
Komal- kaya aur ladai aur office wala
Mai - maine kaha tha bus photo si aati hai bus aur khuch jada saaf nhi
Komal- aur kaya dhekha
Mai - Ki mai aur masoom kiss kar rahe hai
Komal - kaya nhi aisa nhi ho sakata
Mai - mai janata hu par wo baar baar mere pass aati hai to mai bhi khud to rok nahi pata aur mujhe lagat woh mujh sai kuch chupa rahi kyuki mujhe lagata nahi mai coma mai thaa woh masoom mere baare mai bhaut kuch janati hai
agar woh sab sach hua aur mai ...
Komal - tum jaante ho ye nhi ho sakata tumhari baato mai abb nahi aane waali mai
Mai - Mujhe pta hai tabhi toh tumhe bta raha hu accha ye batoo us raat mere sath kaya kya hua tha
Komal nai shuru sai lekar mujhe injection lagne tak ki shb bate bata di Phir hum bike par beth kar gate par aa gaye
Dev ne vikky ki gang ki tabadtod dhulai kiya police ins. Ake situation change kiye warna maza aajata.UPDATE - 10
Tabhi Mere Piche se Jabardasth laat Mere Peeth par Padi aur mein Neche Gir Gaya aage ki taraf Maine Dekha Ki vaha par kam se kam 12 admi hey jin ke haath mein Chaku hockey stick Aur Bhi Kayi Sara Saman tha
Mai jaldi Se Khada Hua Sab ko Piche Hata Diya
Mai - Accha Toh Aa gaya Apne kutto ko le kar chal badhiya hai sab ke sab Ek Sath pitoge yaa Akele akele
Vikky - Woh to Waqt batayega kaun pitega aur Kaun bachayega
Mai - Ab Baat khatam ho gayi ho toh kam pura kare
Mere Itna bolte hi unke beach se admi mere paas aya aur Chaku Mere pet ki taraf badha diya mene jhat sai usse apne hathon ke beech mein pakad liya
Aur jhatak Ke ek taraf fel Diya Aur uss Aadmi ka Sar Pakad Ke pass ki table par de mara
Aadmi- a h..h....h..aa...aaa...aaa..aaa uska sirf fat gaya tha Uske sar se Khoon Nikal Raha Tha Yeh dekh kar teen Aadmi Mere Paas Aaye Aur mujhe gher kar khade ho gaye aur ek Sath Hai Mujhpe hockey sai hamala Kar Diya Mai Jhatt sai pass pade table pade table par khud gya table too Chakna choor Ho Gaya
Phir mai khadha hokar ground ki taraf bhaga Kyunki Mujhe Dar tha ki Kahi un Ladkiyon ko aur Sam Ko Chot Na Lag Jaye Wah sab bhi Mere Piche Bhag kar ground ke Taraf aate hai Ye sab dekh kr bahut sare bache ki bhid Lag Gayi aur teachers ki bhi
Ek Teacher -ye sab kya ho raha hai yeh School Hai Koi Fight Club nhi school ka Mahool mat kharab karo
Aadmi - abe master chup chaap baith Ja Hame apna kaam karne De Aaj sala Yaa To ye Rahega ya Hum
Mai - Bhai Mujhe Toh Yahi rehna tum log ghar chale jao
Vikky - Pehle Tujhe upar To bhej de
Sab Meri Taraf aane Lage Aur Mujhe gher liya Piche se ek Aadmi Ne Mere Sir par war kiya jiske Karan Mera balance Bigad Gaya aur mein Neeche Gir Gaya uska fayda Utha Kar De Dana Dan hockey Mara Na Shuru kar diya
Aur Mujhe Khada Karke pakad liya do logo mein mera Haath pakad Rakha tha aur ek nai mujhe piche se t-shirt se pakad Rakha tha Achanak Meri body se Dard Hona Band Ho Gaya aur Meri body kafi Garam Ho Gayi
Maine tang Utha Kar Paas Khade Aadmio ko Mar Di Jo Mere left or right side Khade the
Aise Khade Khade Piche wale ke Pet Mein Ek laat mari oh Piche Gir Gaya but apne sath mere t-shirt Bhi Apne Haath Mein Leke Chala Gaya
Adi fati Hui t shirt Mere Seene Par thi Maine khich kar usse fek. Diya Aur chillaya - aa jao salo
Mer six pack wali body jo pasine mai ho gayi thi Sabke Samne Aa Gayi ab mai black jeans mai tha Baccho ko dekh ke lag raha tha ki woh Kafi enjoy kar rahe hai
Sab ke sab aise Dekh Rahe Ho Jaise koi film ki shooting chal rahi hai ladkiya to video Banane mein busy thi Mai Bhag kar 1 Aadmi Ke Paas Gaya aur uske Sar pakad kar Apne Apne ghutne par mara or Piche Hata kar Uske pet mai ek Jor daar Laat maar de
woh udta hua Apne Aadmi Aur vikky par Gir Gaya
Unke paas jakar un sab ko bari bari sai Marne Laga kisi ke pet me Kisi Ki tang par jah man kar raha tha Wahan Pe Laat Aur ghuso ki Barsat kar raha tha
Sab ke sab pade karah rahe the tabhi Maine Dekha vikky bcch kar school ke andar Bhaag raha hai
Mai age badhane ja raha tha Ek Aadmi ne Mera pair pakad liya Maine Piche mud kar Uske muh pe laat mari Uske do dant toot kar bahar aa gaye
Maine Vicky ki taraf Dekha Woh Kahin chhup gaya tha
Mai - bahar nikal suar ki aulad shubah to bahut Kud raha tha ab kya hua fat Gayi
Par Udhar Se Koi Awaz nahi hai Mai idhar udhar khojne Laga thodi der baad 1 jeep waha ruki jis mein kam se kam 20 Aadmi Thay Unmai sai ek bola sayad unka leader tha
Leader - kis Ki Maut Aayi Hai Jisne mere bhai ko Hath Lagaya
Mai uske paas Gaya aur Sam ki taraf dekh kar Kaha oye Sam jakar dhund ke la uss ko Tabhi piche se
Vikky - Woh Dhoondhne ki jarurat nahi hai Kyunki ab too en se nahi bachne wala
Maine aapne pass dekha paas mein ek chain padi thi Maine Apne haath main Lapete Lee aur uske bhai ke paas jakar Uske bhai ke face par Ghuso ki Barsat kar de
Uske logo nai Mujhe pakad liya aur Mujhe Piche Kicchnai lage
Abhi toh sab shuru hua lagata par tabhi police ke siren ki awaz aane lagi aur khuch dher baad ek police jeep aa kar vah ruki Aur uss mai sai 5 police wale utare
Ek police wala waha aaya jo sayad unka senior tha
Rajveer (inspector) - ye sab drama band kro aur tum sab ees ladke ko chhodo
Sanjay (vikky ka bhai )- tuh janta nahi hai hum sab kon hai
Rajveer - sab pata hai tum kis khet ki moli ho mujhe baki police walo jaisa mat samajhana jo tumhare yaha paiso ke liye dum hilate hai
Sanjay - jabaan sambhaal kar baat kar
Rajveer - dhekho tumhare baap ki vajah sai maine chhod rakha hai vaise bhi educational place par marpit karne ke liye tumhe mai aaram sai jail mai daal sakata hu Tabhi sajay ko call aata hai wo ghabara jata hai
Sanjay - sab ke sb chalo yaha sai aur vikky tuh apne dosto ke sath hospital chale jaana
Sanjay sab ko le kar nikal jaata hai
Sunil ( principle sir ) - thanks rajveer yaar
Rajveer - kis baat ka ye meri duty jo mai bhi puri tarah sai nahi kar paa raha hu vase ye ladaka kon hai jo aate hi sher ki maand mai hath daal raha hai
Principal sir - new addmission hai thank You sir
Rajveer - ok aab mai chalata hu tum ees ko samjha do aur ho sake to jo dev ke sath hua hai bta doo
Principal - ok Phir mai pari ke pass jata hu jaha par sab khade the Masoom jaldi sai bolati hai
Masoom - kyu saloni dekh liya dum
Saloni ko jaise hosh hi nahi tha vo kabhi mere face ko to kabhi mere body ko dhek rahi thi Par komal patta nahi kaya soch rahi thi
Peon - aap sab ko principal sir bula rahe hai
Mai - thik hai tum chaloo mai aata hu
Saloni - nahi hum sab tumhare sath chaleng
Mai - ye tum Maharani banana kab chhodegi
Saloni (chok ke ) - kaya kaha
Mai - khuch nahi chaloo mujhe kaya sir bula rahe hai late ho raha hai
Phir hum sab office mai aa gye par meri nazar komal par thi vo badi ajeeb nazaroo sai ghur rahi thi
Tabhi school ki canteen mai Akash atta hai
Akash canteennwale sai - are ye sab kisne kiya uncle
Canteen wala - arre tumhare dosto ki ladayi hui thi usi Ka natiza hai
Akash - kaya kaha hai sab
Canteen wala - principle office mai hai sab
Akash office ki taraf nikalata hai
Udhar office mai
Principal- ha to dd rajput kon ho tum phele ye batao
Mai - sir ku ab ees ki kaya jarurat hai
Principal - kyuki tumhare koi document hamare pass nahi hai masoom ke papa mere acche dost hai ees liye maine tumhara addmission kara liya tha
Mai - sir wo to nhi de sakata
Principal- to hphir tum es school mai nahi pad sakate
Masoom- sir please maan jaaye khuch dino ki baat hai
Principal - no way mai nahi cahata ki ess ki wajah sai school par koi case ho Kyu ki rajveer nai ess ke documents mange hai
Mai - to phir mai chalata hu
Masoom rotte hue - kaha jaa rahe ho
Mai - tumahare ghar aur kaha
Komal - chaloo mai bhi chalti hu
Mai - kyu ab tumhe kaya problem ho gayi
Komal- mai to tumhari problem thik kar rahi hu
Mai -kaya matalb
Komal - saloni didi jao ghar sai dev ke documents le aao
Pari masoom aur mujh par to jase bomb fod diya ho
Saloni - kaya bakwas kr rahi hai
Komal - saloni didi bakwas mai nahi ye dev kar raha hai
Mai haklate hue yeh essnai kaise pakad liya etnai jaldi - ye .....ee kay bakwas kar rahi ho
Komal - ab jada banno mat dev samajhe
Mai - mujhe nhi pata tum kaya kah rahi hoo chaloo masoom
Masoom - haa chalo
Komal - are masoom ki bachi naa aisa sochana bhi mat abb tujhe bhi sach jaan lena cahiye yeh tera bf sai phele mera bf hai samjhi
Masoom - chup ho gayi
Mai - are saant raho tum dono aur mujhe jaane do mai koi dev wagera nahi hu samjh jaao
Komal - accha chalo peeche mud jaoo
Mere to dimag ki ghanti baj gayi
Mujhe dyan aaya mai to shirt less kadha hu
Mai - Chaloo masoom chalo ghar bhaut ho gaya yeh sab
Masoom - haa chaloo mai toh kab sai keh rahi hu
Saloni humare age aate hue - nahi jaoge tum
Akash - kaya ho rah hi yaha
Tabhi mujhese galti ho gayi
Mai - abe cheater tu yaha
Akash - kon hai be tu
Mai - ohh sorry sorry bhai mai koi aur samajh raha tujhe
Komal - tum log khade khade kaya dhekh rahe ho palat do ese
Sam - meri traf badate hue chal bhai ghum ja
Pari bhi bahana marate hue warana sabko sak ho jaayega ussko sab pata ussnai bataya nahi - kya baat hai tum ghum ku nhi rahe hoo
Mai daant piss ke - khuch Nhi khuch nahi
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Pari - batao kaya baat hai
Komal - chaloo ab mud bhi jaoo
Mai - accha thik aisa karo bhar chalo mai bus tumhe dhikha dunga
Saloni - koi jarurat nahi hai hum sab dhekene
Akash - komal kahi vahi baat to nahi hai jo mai soch rha hu
Komal - ha bikul sahi soch raha hai
Saloni - mujhe bhi to koi batao chal kaya raha hi
Sam /principal/divya /disha - hume bhi
Mai komal sai - tum nahi manogi
Komal - sawal hi nahi hotta
Pari - kaya laga rakha hai aap dono nai jaldi bhi karo jo karana hai
Phir maine aakhe band kar le ghum gaya
Sab ek sath - komal ye kaya hai
Komal - DD urf dev sai pucho
Saloni /sam /principal/divya /disha - what
Komal - ha yehi hai vo pagal jo hum sab ko bevkoof bana raha hai
Masoom - Dev ye tumhare shoulder par komal ka naam aur tatoo kyu bana hua hai matalab woh sach bol rahi thi
Sayad jab shuru mai komal nai bola tha masoom sai saloni yaa kisi nai gaur nahi kiya par abb
Saloni gaur sai dheke kar - ha ye to komal hi hai
Komal - chalo ab ye mask utaroo aur apna face dhikha do
Mai - kaisa mask ye mera asli face hai
Saloni - mera sir fat jayega ye sab kaya ho raha rahi dd hi dev hai par dd dev jaisa nahi hai yeh dd hai masoom kaa bf par body pe naam komal kaa aur aur komal dev ki gf thi mujhe abhi tak nahi pata yeh kaya hai
Abb maine socha khuch jada ho rah hai
Mai - oye meri saloni didi apne hath ka gajar ka halwa khila dena sir dard thik ho jaye gaa aur aur maine apni baahe faila di
Kuch der toh saloni didi nai dekha par phir
Saloni didi dev dev karati hui woh mere gale lag kar rone lagi
Saloni - dev mere dev tu aa gaya kaha gay tha tuh pata hai maine tujhe kitna miss kiya kaha chal gaya tha aur ye tera face aur body change kaise ho gaya 1 saal hi to dur hua tha hum sai
Mai - are are sas to le loo etna sare question ka jawab mai paper mai bhi nahi likhata hu
Saloni - etna ky tadpaya hume aur yeh sab kaya jhil faila rakaha hai
Mai - mujhe kaya maja aa raha tha mai bhi to apni doll sai milene ke liye kab sai wait kar raha the
Pari - doll kon hai
Saloni - mai aur kon
Pari - sab ke samane fulan devi aur akele mai doll waah waah
Sab ke pari ki baat sunn kar hosh mai aa jaate hai
Mai - sir ab koi aur documents du kaya
Sam - kute haramkhor
Mai - kaya kar rah hai bhen hai bhai
Phir maine baaki sb ki tarf dekha too meri to gand fat gayi
Mai - beta aaj To tu gaya
Sam - kahi nhi jane wala aaj teri dhulayi ka din so girls hamala
Phir usske baad mera jo haal hua mai bata nhi sakata hu
Girl team nai mere galo ko thapad mar mar ke laal kar diya aur akash meri jeans fadne mai laga hua yeh alag hutiya insaan hai
Masoom- bus karo aab kaya naga karoge kaya
Pari ko sab pata hone ke baad bhi mere baal noch rahi thi
Mai - aahaaaa
Saloni - ab bus bhi karoo
Mai - didi baccha lo
Principal - disha Beta bus karo ye mera office hai koi dhekh lega to pata nahi kaya hoga
Sab ko principal sir ke baat sai yaad aya ki vo ess time kaha hai disha to sharma ke bhag gyi
Abb essko kaya ho gaya aacha esske dad yehi hai naa
Mai - thanks sir aap nai baccha liya
chalo class chalate
Pari - Kaya class chalate hai esse hi nange jaoge kaya ek to waise hi sab Enhe ghur rahe hai jaise kabhi ladaka nahi dekha aise gaye to sacch mai izzat sai jaayenge
Mai - ab kay karu
Sam - tu kab sai sochene laga chal
maal sai mall mera matlab kapde le kar ate ata hu
Mai - Phir kahani kaya suna rha hai
Sam - abe ja raha hu komal esska dhyan rakhana
Komal- ok bhai
Masoom - chaloo sab mil gaye ek minute tumne batata nhi woh tato ka kaya matlab hai
Mai - sir bathroom kaha hai
Sir ek taraf eshara kR dete hai
Mai bhaag ke bathroom mai chup jata hu
Bhar sab gate pit kar chale jatte hai
Todi dher baad maine bhar dhekha to waha koi nhi tha
Mai - sir kha hai sab
Principal- bhar khade hai sab accha Beta wo dd ka kay manjara hai
Mai - are sir mla ke bete ke murder ke case ki vajah sai
Principal - arre wo mara nahi tha
Bus usske sir mai tumhara iron puch lagane ki vajah sai todi uski memory loss ho gayi hai par ye baat samjh mai nahi aayi ki usnai police mai apne bete ko mara hua ku bataya
Mai - accha to ye khel khela ja rha hai sir filhaal mere sare documents dd ke naam par rakhana
Principal - thik hai aakhir tum trusty jo ho es SCHOOL ke
Mai - aree sir bus naa aap aise baate mat karo
Principal - are mujhe laga hi dev hi aaya hai tabhi sab etna sahi ho raha school mao abb
Mai - sir aage bhi hota rahega aisa hi
thodi der mai sam vaha aa gya maine kapade badale aur bhar aa gya
MAI - kya baat chal rahi hai
Saloni - baat mat karo mujhese
Mai - are bhai kya hoo gya
Saloni - itne dino sai kha the pure 1 saal
Masoom - ye soo raha tha
Sab ek sath - pure ek saal
Mai - abe ye pagal hai mai coma mai tha
Saloni - aur ye tato ka kya chakar hai
Pari/masoom - ha bato jaldi.
Mai - khuch nahi ye to aise hi maje mai banwa liya
Saloni - mera ku nahi banwaya
Pari - badi aayi banwane wali ab mera banega
Sam - Accha ye bata jab komal nai tujhe propose kiya tha to tune mana kyu kiya tha
Maine sir pit liya yeh dost log chutiye number ek hote kab kaha kaya bolana nahi pata enhe
Divya /saloni /disha /masoom/pari- - whattttttt..........
Mai - abe chutiya tujhe meri maarne ka aur koi time nahi mila tha abhi ye baat karani jaruri thi
Akash - gandu hai na accha tu ye sab chhod richa didi ko mil Lena yaar unki bhaut tabiyat kharab hai
Mai - tum dono pagal ho gaye ho kaya kam musibat hai Jo tu ek aur de rha hai
Saloni - komal ye sab kaya tunne etna bada dhokha kiya mere sath
Phir pata nahi kaya tino(pari /masoom/pari ) waha sai rotte hue nikal gayi
aur baaki unnke picche komal ko chhod ke
Mai sam sai - bhai tune ye kar diya abhi too sahi sai mila bhi nhi tha aur tunne gaand mara di
Sam - yaar pichali baar teri meri dosti essi wajah sai tut gayi to excitement mai pucch liya par en tino ko kaya hua be
kabhi na kabhi to teri gf hogi na
Akash man mai - etna mat soch beta abhi to atom bomb bacha hai
Akash- haa yeh to mai bhi nhi samajha
Mai - aaj ki classes ki lag gayi
Komal - are sab thik ho jayega tum tention na loo babu
Sam - kya babu
Komal - kyu kaya problem hai
Mai - Abe gf - bf mai etna to chalata hai
Sam - arre dev nai to tumhe manna kar diya tha
Mai- chal sale tujhe aaj pura sacch batta det hu warana pata nhi aur kaha kha meri maraweyega
Sam - chal bata
Mai - tumhari classes
Sam - abe ek din mai koi Einstein nhi ban jaunga
Mai - chal phir kahi bhar chale
Komal- park chale
Mai - ess time
Komal - arre ek mast park khulla hai aur kaffi bada hai koi disturb nahi karega
Mai - chaloo komal bike le kar aate hai tum dono bike lekar gate par miloo
Phir mai aur komal bike ki taraf jaate hai
Mai - komal tuh mujhe kitna payar karti hai
Komal - ye tum pucch rahe ho
Mai - nahi bus ess liye pucch rha hu kyuki pata nhi mai jab sai mai coma sai utha hu khuch ghanto baad mujhe khuch visions nazar aa rahe hai
Komal - kaise visions
Mai - mai tumhara dil nahi dhukana chata hu
Komal- tum bol bhi do
Mai - yaar woo
Komal - bol bhi
Mai - agar tum mujhe chhod ke chali gayi to mai mar jaunga
Komal mere muh par hath rakhate hue - aisa kabhi nahi hoga
Mai - tumsai yaha milana aaj subah dekha tha
Komal- kaya aur ladai aur office wala
Mai - maine kaha tha bus photo si aati hai bus aur khuch jada saaf nhi
Komal- aur kaya dhekha
Mai - Ki mai aur masoom kiss kar rahe hai
Komal - kaya nhi aisa nhi ho sakata
Mai - mai janata hu par wo baar baar mere pass aati hai to mai bhi khud to rok nahi pata aur mujhe lagat woh mujh sai kuch chupa rahi kyuki mujhe lagata nahi mai coma mai thaa woh masoom mere baare mai bhaut kuch janati hai
agar woh sab sach hua aur mai ...
Komal - tum jaante ho ye nhi ho sakata tumhari baato mai abb nahi aane waali mai
Mai - Mujhe pta hai tabhi toh tumhe bta raha hu accha ye batoo us raat mere sath kaya kya hua tha
Komal nai shuru sai lekar mujhe injection lagne tak ki shb bate bata di Phir hum bike par beth kar gate par aa gaye