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Mai abhi shidhiyoo par hi thaa ki takara gayi yeh
Mai halke sai side hua par woh wahi rukki mujhe ghur rahi thi
Mai - kaya hua kirti uper nahi jaana hai
Woh kuch nahi boli
Mai- bol naa kaya hua aur tuh aayi kab
Mai - kaya hua chhoti ghussa hai kaya tuhh
Picche sai ritu bhi aa gayi
Ritu - aur kaya bhaiya aap humsai Bahut kuch chupane lage ho
Mai- aare tuuh bhii aa gayi Kirti abhi bhi ghusse sai dekh rahi thi
Ritu - baat mat kariyee aap jhutte insaan ho ekdum
Mai- Are bhai maine aisa kya jhutt bol diya hai
Kirti - aee mr aap jada naa bola karro ek toh hurt hume hua aur dhikha rahe hoo ki hurt aapko hua hai aap naa ekdum baakiyo ki tarah hai bus dhikhawa karate hai
Mai has diya - ritu jara yaha aana
Ritu hasti hui mere pass aayi - bolo bhaiya
Mai usske kaan mai - esska koi bf toh nahi bana naa waha
Ritu dhhere sai- pata nahi mujhe
Kirti - tum dono kaya kusur fusur kar rahe hoo aur tuh ekdum side badal leti hai
Komal - sunno toh woh jakar mithayi lekar aao pata nahi abhi tak le kar nahi aaya
Janu bhi saadi thik karate hue aayi - yeh thik lag rahi naa maa ji ko pasand toh aayegi naa
Mai- ekdum maal lag rahi hoo sexy
Riccha meri taraf sindoor aage kar ke -jara yeh laga dijiyee
Mai liya aur laga diya
Komal - mujhe bhi
Janu bolenge waali thi
Mai - ek minute sabko laga dunga room mai aa jaana par pehele saaman lee aau aur haa meri gudiya ko ignor kar kyu rahi ho tumm sab
Picche sai akar devika nai usse goad mai utha liya
Devika - aare etna naraz kyu ho tum dono
Kirti - yaha ho kaya raha hai yeh sab
Ritu muh khole - haa bataiye naa hume bahut kuch pata chal gya sikha di sai par yeh sab samajh nahi aa raha hai
Mai- are ennhe kon samajhye soch raha diwali ke raat mai sabsai phere le lu kaya kehati tum dono
Kirti /ritu- kaya ek saath
Devika - aram sai abhi warana tere bhaiya kaa diwla nikal jaayega diwali ke din par
Ritu- par hume batataya kyu nahi kissi nai
B chachi - kisnai kaya nahi bataya
Kirti - Kuch nahi maa bua wagera sab aane waale hai naa bataya nahi kisi nai abhi tak
B chachi - bol toh tere liye nagade dhol bajawa duu
Mai- kyu ghussa ho chachi chal kirti hum bahar cahalate hai
Ritu - aur mai
Mai- tuh bhi chal
PHIR MAI UNN DONO KE SAATH BAHAR AA GAYA
Hum bahar jasse nikale kuch nahi kaafi log ek taraf jaate hue dikhe
Kirti - kaya hua hai bhai yaha par
Mai- saayd koi aaya hoga tujhe pata hai naa gaow ke log haathi ko dekhnai ke liye aase jaate hai koi badi badi cars mai hero
aa gaya hai
Ritu - par kuch jada hi bhidh hai bhaiya
Mai- chal toh rahe dhekh lena waise maza aa raha hai gaow mai
Kirti - ghanata maza maje toh aapke hai
Ritu - kirti....
Kirti- sorry sorry bhaiya
Mai saamnai dekhata hu - chal koi baat nahi waise tera koi bf wagera hai ki nahi
Kirti dheere sai nahi nahi karnai lagi
Par samanai kuch interesting log the
Mai enn dono ko lekar pass pahucha
Waha par ek banda thaa
Yeh toh tom cruise hai { jiska code name hai hunt ohh sorry ethan hunt }
Ethan rohan verma sai - kaha lee aaye hoo kaya yahi rehata hai woh uper sai enn logo rasata gher rakaha hai
Rohan madan sai - yaar bata do yaha koi rajput family hai joh delhi sai aayi hai
Madan - sahab aise nahi baatenge hum phele kaam baataye aap
Rohan verma - sab saale bekar hai yaha
Ethan - agar woh nahi mila toh joh hum nahi karte karana padega
Rohan verma - he he sir commanders bula loo yaah special force hawa mai uda denge woh
Ethan - aabe 20 - 22 saal kaa banda kaya kar sakata hai jada sai jada mere adami dudh lenge usse
Rohan verma - age mai bhi bada huuhh par ek baar joh unnki fight dhek leta hai respect apne aap nikal jaati
Ethan - aaj ess gaow ko nayi diwali dikha dunga agar ussnai woh map nahi diya jisamai woh liquid cellphones kaa address hai
Rohan verma - esse personal naa baanao toh accha hai
Ethan - mere 5 agaent mar gaye essmai tum kahate ho personal naa luu ek tumhaara agent hai yaha chup kar betha hai aur enn logo ko cars ke pass sai hataoo
Usske baad woh log waaha sai nikal gaye magar mere samajh mai nahi aaya ki woh ek ek ghar bhi dekh sakate hai phir mera pata kyu puch rahe hai
Kirti aur ritu ko daba rakaha tha maine apne sharir sai kyuki unnko dhekh kar maine ek diwal ki side le li aur chup gaya tha
Kirti - bhaiya hato bhi darad hotta hai
Mai hata - sorry chot toh naa lagi
Maine dhayan sai dheka dono kuch jada hi lambhi saase le rahi thi achanak mere dimag mai khayal aaya ki ritu ke hooth chus luuh maine dimag jhataka hat
Maine edhar udhar dekha koi nahi phir yeh hua kaya chhod yaar saayad shikha pari aur baaki ke chaakkar mai jada hyper hoo gaya
Maine aakhe band kr ke kholi taaki mai woh dhekh sakku lo normal log dhekh sakate hai toh mera ghar dhikh hi nahi raha tha
Matalab ess liye woh logo sai puch rahe the par maine toh koi jaadu nahi kiya aur yeh jaadu toh koi karta toh pata chalata phir kaise
Achanak haath par kuch azzeb saa laga maine samnai dhekha mera ek haath kirti ki kamar aur dursra ritu ki kamar par maine haath khicha
Mai - kaya kar rahi ho dono mera waha haath rakh kar
Ritu - kaisa haath kaya hua aapko bhaut garmi hai chaliye yaha
Ek toh jab asisa kuch hota hai toh mujhe lagata hai mohani toh
naa aa gayi hai kyuki usski addat thi phele mujhe jab nahi paa paayi toh kisi aur ke sahrir mai ghus ghus kar pata nahi kaya kaya karati thi par abhi saayd mera haath hi galati sai chala gaya hoga
Phir hum madan ke dukaan par aaye
Mai- kaa hoo babua abhi tak naahi bani ka
Madan - bus ho gawa { gaya } kuch log toke puchat rehana { kuch log tumhe puch rahe the } kehu ke kuch naahi baataiylas { koi kuch nahi baatya }
Mai - jaldi bhejawa daa {jaldi bhejwa do }
Phir mai dono ko lekar thoda aage aaya toh
Waha sai nikale
Ritu - bahaiya mujhe dress lene hai acchi si sab nai le li hai
mai yaha aa gayi shhedhe toh nahi lee paayi aap magic sai city chalona
Kirti - haa bahaiya chalo
Mai- thik hai baba cahalata huu par usske liye todhi susan jagah chale phele yaha koi dekh lega
Hum tino waha sai gaav sai dur aa gaye
Mai - chaloo abb haath pakado chale yaha sai
Dono nai mera haath pakad liya
Mai gayab hoone ki kosis karnai laga par gayab nahi hoo paa raha tha
Kirti - kaya hua bhaiya
Mai - pata nahi yaha kuch hai joh mujhe roak raha hai
Ritu- aap bhi naa nahi lee jaana toh mat....
Mai usse roakate hue -shhiiiiii shiiiii
Kirti - oohh bhaiya bus bhi karoo naa hum baache nahi hai
Mai- bola naa chup ekdum
Waha kaa mausam badani laga
Kirti - bhaiya yeh sab kaya hoo raha hai
Mai- shiiiiiiiiii
Kirti - kaya aap yeh maa banana band karenge mujhe dar lag raha hai
Mai- mera hath mat chodana samajhi
Dono nai mera haath kas ke pakad liya
Tabhi mere gaal sai khoon aane laga
Ritu - bhaiya aapka gaal
Mai- nahi nahi haath pakade raho
Achanak humare saamnai sai woh aa gayi
Kirti aur ritu usse dhekh kar darnai lagi
Mithaliya - yeh unn chaar chudailo mai sai ek hai joh mere kavach ke piche padi rehati taaki zinda ho sake
Woh bikul mere paass aa gayi usski paas aane sai sanke ki funak jaase ssiipppp siippp li awwaj aa rahi
Ussnai mere gaal mai naukun ghussa diye
Mithaliya - toh tum hoo woh joh mujhe haranai ki soch raha tha
Mai abhi tak chup ess liye tha kyuki yeh chudail aisi hi hai esse vardan hai ko agar koi ess ke saamnai ess sai phele bola toh woh jaal kar khaak hoo jaayega phir caahe woh koi bhi hoo kitani bhi takkat ho
Mithaliya - bolo bhi hasinaoo ki jaan
Mai- kyu aayi ho yaha
Mithaliya - maine socha jiske piche ladakiya pagal mai hi mil aau uss sai tuh toh bada chikana hai ree tuh
Mai- tohh yaha kaya mera chikana pan dekhnai aayi hoo kaya
Mithaliya - sunna hai tere saath soone kaa maja hi alag hai
Mai- enn dono ko jaane doo fir hum aapas mai baat kar lenge
Mithaliya - nahi ree yeh bhi yeh dono bhi humare saath maje lee lengi
Mai- jaban sai agar ek aur sabdh nikala toh tujhe yahi mar dunga aur tum dono chup hi rahana
Mithaliya kirti ki hoth radanai lagi
Maine dono kaa haath chhoda aur mithaliya kaa haath pakad liya
Mai- ek baar samajh mai nahi aata kaya
Mithaliya - tere bandan ki khusboo kitani alag hai
uuuuuuhhh ........ussnai mera lund pakad liya
Mithaliya - sach mai tuh janawar hai
Woh dono niche hi dhekh rahi thi
Awesome babuwa mazey dar update di hy babuwa tmnyUPDATE 190
Mai abhi shidhiyoo par hi thaa ki takara gayi yeh
Mai halke sai side hua par woh wahi rukki mujhe ghur rahi thi
Mai - kaya hua kirti uper nahi jaana hai
Woh kuch nahi boli
Mai- bol naa kaya hua aur tuh aayi kab
Mai - kaya hua chhoti ghussa hai kaya tuhh
Picche sai ritu bhi aa gayi
Ritu - aur kaya bhaiya aap humsai Bahut kuch chupane lage ho
Mai- aare tuuh bhii aa gayi Kirti abhi bhi ghusse sai dekh rahi thi
Ritu - baat mat kariyee aap jhutte insaan ho ekdum
Mai- Are bhai maine aisa kya jhutt bol diya hai
Kirti - aee mr aap jada naa bola karro ek toh hurt hume hua aur dhikha rahe hoo ki hurt aapko hua hai aap naa ekdum baakiyo ki tarah hai bus dhikhawa karate hai
Mai has diya - ritu jara yaha aana
Ritu hasti hui mere pass aayi - bolo bhaiya
Mai usske kaan mai - esska koi bf toh nahi bana naa waha
Ritu dhhere sai- pata nahi mujhe
Kirti - tum dono kaya kusur fusur kar rahe hoo aur tuh ekdum side badal leti hai
Komal - sunno toh woh jakar mithayi lekar aao pata nahi abhi tak le kar nahi aaya
Janu bhi saadi thik karate hue aayi - yeh thik lag rahi naa maa ji ko pasand toh aayegi naa
Mai- ekdum maal lag rahi hoo sexy
Riccha meri taraf sindoor aage kar ke -jara yeh laga dijiyee
Mai liya aur laga diya
Komal - mujhe bhi
Janu bolenge waali thi
Mai - ek minute sabko laga dunga room mai aa jaana par pehele saaman lee aau aur haa meri gudiya ko ignor kar kyu rahi ho tumm sab
Picche sai akar devika nai usse goad mai utha liya
Devika - aare etna naraz kyu ho tum dono
Kirti - yaha ho kaya raha hai yeh sab
Ritu muh khole - haa bataiye naa hume bahut kuch pata chal gya sikha di sai par yeh sab samajh nahi aa raha hai
Mai- are ennhe kon samajhye soch raha diwali ke raat mai sabsai phere le lu kaya kehati tum dono
Kirti /ritu- kaya ek saath
Devika - aram sai abhi warana tere bhaiya kaa diwla nikal jaayega diwali ke din par
Ritu- par hume batataya kyu nahi kissi nai
B chachi - kisnai kaya nahi bataya
Kirti - Kuch nahi maa bua wagera sab aane waale hai naa bataya nahi kisi nai abhi tak
B chachi - bol toh tere liye nagade dhol bajawa duu
Mai- kyu ghussa ho chachi chal kirti hum bahar cahalate hai
Ritu - aur mai
Mai- tuh bhi chal
PHIR MAI UNN DONO KE SAATH BAHAR AA GAYA
Hum bahar jasse nikale kuch nahi kaafi log ek taraf jaate hue dikhe
Kirti - kaya hua hai bhai yaha par
Mai- saayd koi aaya hoga tujhe pata hai naa gaow ke log haathi ko dekhnai ke liye aase jaate hai koi badi badi cars mai hero
aa gaya hai
Ritu - par kuch jada hi bhidh hai bhaiya
Mai- chal toh rahe dhekh lena waise maza aa raha hai gaow mai
Kirti - ghanata maza maje toh aapke hai
Ritu - kirti....
Kirti- sorry sorry bhaiya
Mai saamnai dekhata hu - chal koi baat nahi waise tera koi bf wagera hai ki nahi
Kirti dheere sai nahi nahi karnai lagi
Par samanai kuch interesting log the
Mai enn dono ko lekar pass pahucha
Waha par ek banda thaa
Yeh toh tom cruise hai { jiska code name hai hunt ohh sorry ethan hunt }
Ethan rohan verma sai - kaha lee aaye hoo kaya yahi rehata hai woh uper sai enn logo rasata gher rakaha hai
Rohan madan sai - yaar bata do yaha koi rajput family hai joh delhi sai aayi hai
Madan - sahab aise nahi baatenge hum phele kaam baataye aap
Rohan verma - sab saale bekar hai yaha
Ethan - agar woh nahi mila toh joh hum nahi karte karana padega
Rohan verma - he he sir commanders bula loo yaah special force hawa mai uda denge woh
Ethan - aabe 20 - 22 saal kaa banda kaya kar sakata hai jada sai jada mere adami dudh lenge usse
Rohan verma - age mai bhi bada huuhh par ek baar joh unnki fight dhek leta hai respect apne aap nikal jaati
Ethan - aaj ess gaow ko nayi diwali dikha dunga agar ussnai woh map nahi diya jisamai woh liquid cellphones kaa address hai
Rohan verma - esse personal naa baanao toh accha hai
Ethan - mere 5 agaent mar gaye essmai tum kahate ho personal naa luu ek tumhaara agent hai yaha chup kar betha hai aur enn logo ko cars ke pass sai hataoo
Usske baad woh log waaha sai nikal gaye magar mere samajh mai nahi aaya ki woh ek ek ghar bhi dekh sakate hai phir mera pata kyu puch rahe hai
Kirti aur ritu ko daba rakaha tha maine apne sharir sai kyuki unnko dhekh kar maine ek diwal ki side le li aur chup gaya tha
Kirti - bhaiya hato bhi darad hotta hai
Mai hata - sorry chot toh naa lagi
Maine dhayan sai dheka dono kuch jada hi lambhi saase le rahi thi achanak mere dimag mai khayal aaya ki ritu ke hooth chus luuh maine dimag jhataka hat
Maine edhar udhar dekha koi nahi phir yeh hua kaya chhod yaar saayad shikha pari aur baaki ke chaakkar mai jada hyper hoo gaya
Maine aakhe band kr ke kholi taaki mai woh dhekh sakku lo normal log dhekh sakate hai toh mera ghar dhikh hi nahi raha tha
Matalab ess liye woh logo sai puch rahe the par maine toh koi jaadu nahi kiya aur yeh jaadu toh koi karta toh pata chalata phir kaise
Achanak haath par kuch azzeb saa laga maine samnai dhekha mera ek haath kirti ki kamar aur dursra ritu ki kamar par maine haath khicha
Mai - kaya kar rahi ho dono mera waha haath rakh kar
Ritu - kaisa haath kaya hua aapko bhaut garmi hai chaliye yaha
Ek toh jab asisa kuch hota hai toh mujhe lagata hai mohani toh
naa aa gayi hai kyuki usski addat thi phele mujhe jab nahi paa paayi toh kisi aur ke sahrir mai ghus ghus kar pata nahi kaya kaya karati thi par abhi saayd mera haath hi galati sai chala gaya hoga
Phir hum madan ke dukaan par aaye
Mai- kaa hoo babua abhi tak naahi bani ka
Madan - bus ho gawa { gaya } kuch log toke puchat rehana { kuch log tumhe puch rahe the } kehu ke kuch naahi baataiylas { koi kuch nahi baatya }
Mai - jaldi bhejawa daa {jaldi bhejwa do }
Phir mai dono ko lekar thoda aage aaya toh
Waha sai nikale
Ritu - bahaiya mujhe dress lene hai acchi si sab nai le li hai
mai yaha aa gayi shhedhe toh nahi lee paayi aap magic sai city chalona
Kirti - haa bahaiya chalo
Mai- thik hai baba cahalata huu par usske liye todhi susan jagah chale phele yaha koi dekh lega
Hum tino waha sai gaav sai dur aa gaye
Mai - chaloo abb haath pakado chale yaha sai
Dono nai mera haath pakad liya
Mai gayab hoone ki kosis karnai laga par gayab nahi hoo paa raha tha
Kirti - kaya hua bhaiya
Mai - pata nahi yaha kuch hai joh mujhe roak raha hai
Ritu- aap bhi naa nahi lee jaana toh mat....
Mai usse roakate hue -shhiiiiii shiiiii
Kirti - oohh bhaiya bus bhi karoo naa hum baache nahi hai
Mai- bola naa chup ekdum
Waha kaa mausam badani laga
Kirti - bhaiya yeh sab kaya hoo raha hai
Mai- shiiiiiiiiii
Kirti - kaya aap yeh maa banana band karenge mujhe dar lag raha hai
Mai- mera hath mat chodana samajhi
Dono nai mera haath kas ke pakad liya
Tabhi mere gaal sai khoon aane laga
Ritu - bhaiya aapka gaal
Mai- nahi nahi haath pakade raho
Achanak humare saamnai sai woh aa gayi
Kirti aur ritu usse dhekh kar darnai lagi
Mithaliya - yeh unn chaar chudailo mai sai ek hai joh mere kavach ke piche padi rehati taaki zinda ho sake
Woh bikul mere paass aa gayi usski paas aane sai sanke ki funak jaase ssiipppp siippp li awwaj aa rahi
Ussnai mere gaal mai naukun ghussa diye
Mithaliya - toh tum hoo woh joh mujhe haranai ki soch raha tha
Mai abhi tak chup ess liye tha kyuki yeh chudail aisi hi hai esse vardan hai ko agar koi ess ke saamnai ess sai phele bola toh woh jaal kar khaak hoo jaayega phir caahe woh koi bhi hoo kitani bhi takkat ho
Mithaliya - bolo bhi hasinaoo ki jaan
Mai- kyu aayi ho yaha
Mithaliya - maine socha jiske piche ladakiya pagal mai hi mil aau uss sai tuh toh bada chikana hai ree tuh
Mai- tohh yaha kaya mera chikana pan dekhnai aayi hoo kaya
Mithaliya - sunna hai tere saath soone kaa maja hi alag hai
Mai- enn dono ko jaane doo fir hum aapas mai baat kar lenge
Mithaliya - nahi ree yeh bhi yeh dono bhi humare saath maje lee lengi
Mai- jaban sai agar ek aur sabdh nikala toh tujhe yahi mar dunga aur tum dono chup hi rahana
Mithaliya kirti ki hoth radanai lagi
Maine dono kaa haath chhoda aur mithaliya kaa haath pakad liya
Mai- ek baar samajh mai nahi aata kaya
Mithaliya - tere bandan ki khusboo kitani alag hai
uuuuuuhhh ........ussnai mera lund pakad liya
Mithaliya - sach mai tuh janawar hai
Woh dono niche hi dhekh rahi thi
Zabardast updateUPDATE 190
Mai abhi shidhiyoo par hi thaa ki takara gayi yeh
Mai halke sai side hua par woh wahi rukki mujhe ghur rahi thi
Mai - kaya hua kirti uper nahi jaana hai
Woh kuch nahi boli
Mai- bol naa kaya hua aur tuh aayi kab
Mai - kaya hua chhoti ghussa hai kaya tuhh
Picche sai ritu bhi aa gayi
Ritu - aur kaya bhaiya aap humsai Bahut kuch chupane lage ho
Mai- aare tuuh bhii aa gayi Kirti abhi bhi ghusse sai dekh rahi thi
Ritu - baat mat kariyee aap jhutte insaan ho ekdum
Mai- Are bhai maine aisa kya jhutt bol diya hai
Kirti - aee mr aap jada naa bola karro ek toh hurt hume hua aur dhikha rahe hoo ki hurt aapko hua hai aap naa ekdum baakiyo ki tarah hai bus dhikhawa karate hai
Mai has diya - ritu jara yaha aana
Ritu hasti hui mere pass aayi - bolo bhaiya
Mai usske kaan mai - esska koi bf toh nahi bana naa waha
Ritu dhhere sai- pata nahi mujhe
Kirti - tum dono kaya kusur fusur kar rahe hoo aur tuh ekdum side badal leti hai
Komal - sunno toh woh jakar mithayi lekar aao pata nahi abhi tak le kar nahi aaya
Janu bhi saadi thik karate hue aayi - yeh thik lag rahi naa maa ji ko pasand toh aayegi naa
Mai- ekdum maal lag rahi hoo sexy
Riccha meri taraf sindoor aage kar ke -jara yeh laga dijiyee
Mai liya aur laga diya
Komal - mujhe bhi
Janu bolenge waali thi
Mai - ek minute sabko laga dunga room mai aa jaana par pehele saaman lee aau aur haa meri gudiya ko ignor kar kyu rahi ho tumm sab
Picche sai akar devika nai usse goad mai utha liya
Devika - aare etna naraz kyu ho tum dono
Kirti - yaha ho kaya raha hai yeh sab
Ritu muh khole - haa bataiye naa hume bahut kuch pata chal gya sikha di sai par yeh sab samajh nahi aa raha hai
Mai- are ennhe kon samajhye soch raha diwali ke raat mai sabsai phere le lu kaya kehati tum dono
Kirti /ritu- kaya ek saath
Devika - aram sai abhi warana tere bhaiya kaa diwla nikal jaayega diwali ke din par
Ritu- par hume batataya kyu nahi kissi nai
B chachi - kisnai kaya nahi bataya
Kirti - Kuch nahi maa bua wagera sab aane waale hai naa bataya nahi kisi nai abhi tak
B chachi - bol toh tere liye nagade dhol bajawa duu
Mai- kyu ghussa ho chachi chal kirti hum bahar cahalate hai
Ritu - aur mai
Mai- tuh bhi chal
PHIR MAI UNN DONO KE SAATH BAHAR AA GAYA
Hum bahar jasse nikale kuch nahi kaafi log ek taraf jaate hue dikhe
Kirti - kaya hua hai bhai yaha par
Mai- saayd koi aaya hoga tujhe pata hai naa gaow ke log haathi ko dekhnai ke liye aase jaate hai koi badi badi cars mai hero
aa gaya hai
Ritu - par kuch jada hi bhidh hai bhaiya
Mai- chal toh rahe dhekh lena waise maza aa raha hai gaow mai
Kirti - ghanata maza maje toh aapke hai
Ritu - kirti....
Kirti- sorry sorry bhaiya
Mai saamnai dekhata hu - chal koi baat nahi waise tera koi bf wagera hai ki nahi
Kirti dheere sai nahi nahi karnai lagi
Par samanai kuch interesting log the
Mai enn dono ko lekar pass pahucha
Waha par ek banda thaa
Yeh toh tom cruise hai { jiska code name hai hunt ohh sorry ethan hunt }
Ethan rohan verma sai - kaha lee aaye hoo kaya yahi rehata hai woh uper sai enn logo rasata gher rakaha hai
Rohan madan sai - yaar bata do yaha koi rajput family hai joh delhi sai aayi hai
Madan - sahab aise nahi baatenge hum phele kaam baataye aap
Rohan verma - sab saale bekar hai yaha
Ethan - agar woh nahi mila toh joh hum nahi karte karana padega
Rohan verma - he he sir commanders bula loo yaah special force hawa mai uda denge woh
Ethan - aabe 20 - 22 saal kaa banda kaya kar sakata hai jada sai jada mere adami dudh lenge usse
Rohan verma - age mai bhi bada huuhh par ek baar joh unnki fight dhek leta hai respect apne aap nikal jaati
Ethan - aaj ess gaow ko nayi diwali dikha dunga agar ussnai woh map nahi diya jisamai woh liquid cellphones kaa address hai
Rohan verma - esse personal naa baanao toh accha hai
Ethan - mere 5 agaent mar gaye essmai tum kahate ho personal naa luu ek tumhaara agent hai yaha chup kar betha hai aur enn logo ko cars ke pass sai hataoo
Usske baad woh log waaha sai nikal gaye magar mere samajh mai nahi aaya ki woh ek ek ghar bhi dekh sakate hai phir mera pata kyu puch rahe hai
Kirti aur ritu ko daba rakaha tha maine apne sharir sai kyuki unnko dhekh kar maine ek diwal ki side le li aur chup gaya tha
Kirti - bhaiya hato bhi darad hotta hai
Mai hata - sorry chot toh naa lagi
Maine dhayan sai dheka dono kuch jada hi lambhi saase le rahi thi achanak mere dimag mai khayal aaya ki ritu ke hooth chus luuh maine dimag jhataka hat
Maine edhar udhar dekha koi nahi phir yeh hua kaya chhod yaar saayad shikha pari aur baaki ke chaakkar mai jada hyper hoo gaya
Maine aakhe band kr ke kholi taaki mai woh dhekh sakku lo normal log dhekh sakate hai toh mera ghar dhikh hi nahi raha tha
Matalab ess liye woh logo sai puch rahe the par maine toh koi jaadu nahi kiya aur yeh jaadu toh koi karta toh pata chalata phir kaise
Achanak haath par kuch azzeb saa laga maine samnai dhekha mera ek haath kirti ki kamar aur dursra ritu ki kamar par maine haath khicha
Mai - kaya kar rahi ho dono mera waha haath rakh kar
Ritu - kaisa haath kaya hua aapko bhaut garmi hai chaliye yaha
Ek toh jab asisa kuch hota hai toh mujhe lagata hai mohani toh
naa aa gayi hai kyuki usski addat thi phele mujhe jab nahi paa paayi toh kisi aur ke sahrir mai ghus ghus kar pata nahi kaya kaya karati thi par abhi saayd mera haath hi galati sai chala gaya hoga
Phir hum madan ke dukaan par aaye
Mai- kaa hoo babua abhi tak naahi bani ka
Madan - bus ho gawa { gaya } kuch log toke puchat rehana { kuch log tumhe puch rahe the } kehu ke kuch naahi baataiylas { koi kuch nahi baatya }
Mai - jaldi bhejawa daa {jaldi bhejwa do }
Phir mai dono ko lekar thoda aage aaya toh
Waha sai nikale
Ritu - bahaiya mujhe dress lene hai acchi si sab nai le li hai
mai yaha aa gayi shhedhe toh nahi lee paayi aap magic sai city chalona
Kirti - haa bahaiya chalo
Mai- thik hai baba cahalata huu par usske liye todhi susan jagah chale phele yaha koi dekh lega
Hum tino waha sai gaav sai dur aa gaye
Mai - chaloo abb haath pakado chale yaha sai
Dono nai mera haath pakad liya
Mai gayab hoone ki kosis karnai laga par gayab nahi hoo paa raha tha
Kirti - kaya hua bhaiya
Mai - pata nahi yaha kuch hai joh mujhe roak raha hai
Ritu- aap bhi naa nahi lee jaana toh mat....
Mai usse roakate hue -shhiiiiii shiiiii
Kirti - oohh bhaiya bus bhi karoo naa hum baache nahi hai
Mai- bola naa chup ekdum
Waha kaa mausam badani laga
Kirti - bhaiya yeh sab kaya hoo raha hai
Mai- shiiiiiiiiii
Kirti - kaya aap yeh maa banana band karenge mujhe dar lag raha hai
Mai- mera hath mat chodana samajhi
Dono nai mera haath kas ke pakad liya
Tabhi mere gaal sai khoon aane laga
Ritu - bhaiya aapka gaal
Mai- nahi nahi haath pakade raho
Achanak humare saamnai sai woh aa gayi
Kirti aur ritu usse dhekh kar darnai lagi
Mithaliya - yeh unn chaar chudailo mai sai ek hai joh mere kavach ke piche padi rehati taaki zinda ho sake
Woh bikul mere paass aa gayi usski paas aane sai sanke ki funak jaase ssiipppp siippp li awwaj aa rahi
Ussnai mere gaal mai naukun ghussa diye
Mithaliya - toh tum hoo woh joh mujhe haranai ki soch raha tha
Mai abhi tak chup ess liye tha kyuki yeh chudail aisi hi hai esse vardan hai ko agar koi ess ke saamnai ess sai phele bola toh woh jaal kar khaak hoo jaayega phir caahe woh koi bhi hoo kitani bhi takkat ho
Mithaliya - bolo bhi hasinaoo ki jaan
Mai- kyu aayi ho yaha
Mithaliya - maine socha jiske piche ladakiya pagal mai hi mil aau uss sai tuh toh bada chikana hai ree tuh
Mai- tohh yaha kaya mera chikana pan dekhnai aayi hoo kaya
Mithaliya - sunna hai tere saath soone kaa maja hi alag hai
Mai- enn dono ko jaane doo fir hum aapas mai baat kar lenge
Mithaliya - nahi ree yeh bhi yeh dono bhi humare saath maje lee lengi
Mai- jaban sai agar ek aur sabdh nikala toh tujhe yahi mar dunga aur tum dono chup hi rahana
Mithaliya kirti ki hoth radanai lagi
Maine dono kaa haath chhoda aur mithaliya kaa haath pakad liya
Mai- ek baar samajh mai nahi aata kaya
Mithaliya - tere bandan ki khusboo kitani alag hai
uuuuuuhhh ........ussnai mera lund pakad liya
Mithaliya - sach mai tuh janawar hai
Woh dono niche hi dhekh rahi thi
Bhai ye update nayi hai........pehlUPDATE 163
Uss adami ki awwaz aise aayi ki agar koi sune chhota bacha toh uska mut nikal jaaye maine apna pakada kahi mera toh naa nikala mai bhi utana bada nahi hu
woh ek khatarnak adami jaisa lag raha tha
toh
kaya be kutto kaahe chila rahe ho aur uth ladake kaya kiya hai esnai
ek bola maalik mere bete ko maar diya aur eske bhi
gand ke andhe yeh etna saa hokar tere ghode jaise beto ko maar dega pata hai kiske samane kadha hai tuh
maafi maafi maalik par esnai kiya
mai upper ki tarah dekh ke uska muh ekdum kala kala nazar aa raha tha andhere mai
Unn logo nai mujhe gher liya tha aur jaan sai marne wale the ess liye maine unhe kudh ko marne sai pehale maar diya
maalik yeh jhutt keh raha hunare bache aise nahi hai
sab esko maalik keh rahe sayad maalik eska naam hai
Maalik - teri maa ke naam kaa mantra padhu saale har kisi ko uska beta sidha aur beti dood ki dhuli lagti hai aur unn do chutiyo ko mardangi dikhane kaa mauka mila toh esske samane humare pass bhej deta
maalik ab aap hi naaye kare
Maalik aage gaye aur ussko haath sai utha liyaa - teri beti chodu saale edhar aa ladake
Mai usske paas gaya - ji
Maalik - kaya karna cahata hai eske saath
Mai - esnai mera banaya hua ghar jala diya essko toh mai akela hota toh jala deta
Usnai haath aage kiya aur uske haath mai aag aa gayi
Maalik - le jala
usnai etnai tezz bola aur samane koi haa naa bhi nahi keh raha tha maine haath mai woh aag ki masaal pakadi aur usnai uss adami ko uske upper rakh diya woh jal ke rakh ho gaya
Yeh aisa shaitani kaam maine aag tak naa dekha na kabhi socha rha yeh aakhir hai kon
woh chillaya aur waha sai sab bhaag gaye
Woh - kaya caahiye tere ko joh yaha bhaag ke aaya
Mai - kuch nahi .....
woh mujhe ghurane laga - tera koi hai nahi kaya be
Mai - nahi tuh kon hai
Woh mujhe pakad ke utha liya - chaar fati ke ande apne baap sai aise baat karata hai
Mai - meri toh naa hi nahi baap kaha sai aayega
Woh - acha tabhi saale etnai akad hai kabhi lagata londiya ko niche liya nahi joh etnai akad hai
Mai - haa mera toh hai par tere toh etnai age mai bhi etnai akad lagata tujhe bhi abhi tak nahi mili
usnai mujhe ped pe phek ke mara
Mai - phek aise raha jaise londiya bhi nagi naa dekhi tune be
Woh - chup kar machar ki jaat
Mai - sala chodu mere haath ek adami jala diya
Woh - tuh bola toh jhadu ki jalana hai tujhe pehale bada ji ji kar raha tha
Mai - haa pehale laga tuh koi raja waza hai par toh meri hi tarah chodu killer hai
Woh - tuh abb tak kitnai maara be
Mai soch ke - abhi tak 223 yeh adami laga hata ke esko tune jalaya
Woh - hat mai nahi manata
Mai - mat maan maa chuda
usnai pet pe laat mari aur mere muh sai khoon aya
maine haath pe liya khoon ko aur chaat gaya
Woh dekha phir mujhe azeeb sai
Woh - tuh lagata paidaishi harami hai
Mai - par tere jaisa harmi banana hai taki sabki gaand fate jaise abhi en logo sai fati
Woh - dusari ki gaand fatane sai pehale apni gaand mai guda hona caahiye
Mai - acha chhoda jane de phir
Mai etna bol paya ki woh aise roop mai aaya ki mai abb apna pakad bhi nahi sakata mut nikal hi gaya sach mai
Woh - mahashaitan hu mahashaitan shaitaan bhi mere aage jhuk ke jata hai
mere pair kaap rahe the usko aisa dekh ke
woh normal hua par abb normal bhi dekh usko mere taange kaap rahi thi
Mahashaitan - kaya lauda fas gaya muh mai bol be
Mai - ji ji kuch nahi
Mahashitan jor sai hasa - chal waise ess roop tak aane pe nahi sab pehale hi dar jaate hai tuh pehale joh uss roop tak gaya meri takkar waalo mai
Mai - ji ji
Mahashitan - chal ab tuh mere kaam aayeg aur mai tere
Mai uske piche piche jaane laga thodi der baad jab woh aage agaya uske mehal mai toh waha gate mai nagi ladkiya kadhi yeh sab daasi thi yaa raniya etnai sundar
Mahashitan - yaha akar tuh samajh gaya hoga mai ghusane naa jata kahi ghuswane waali kudh akar beth jaati hai
Mai - ji ji
Mahashitan - chodu abb darna band kar tujhe ess kiye laya kyuki tere andar dum hai
Mai - yeh sab mere ko bhi dega tuh ki nahi
Mahashitan - ha ha ha ha pehale aisa ban jaa ki enki mai jab daale toh baar baar tujhe maange jaise abhi mujhe managti hai
Mai - yaha koi adami nahi hai kaya
Mahashitan - chhup be unki kaya gaand sai gaand hilayega
Mai - nahi nahi
Mahashitan - woh dekh samane jisko tune aaj mara yeh uski beti hai
Mai - mai jaau kaya
Mahashitan - chhup abhi etna ho jaa ki pareshani naa ho
Mai - matlab
Mahashitan - tuh apni kahani banana chata hai toh jab kahi kahani batayega yaa likhega waha tera baalik hona jaruri hai na..
Mai - acha samajh gaya tab tak mai kaya karu ess mehal mai
Mahashitan - aee ramu ki edhar aa
Anu - ji maalik
Mai - esko woh roopnagar wala kaam de de aur eski thakaan mitnae ko kar kuch
woh mujhe ek kamre mai lekar gayi aur waha mujhe kuch taswire dikhayi
Anu - enn chaar logo ko marna hai