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Abb kaya kare kuch toh hoga jiski wajagh sai yeh sab ho raha usske saathबेचारे देव के दिमाग में एक ही गाना चल रहा होगा की "शादी करके फंस गया यार, अच्छा खासा था कुंवारा"। बेचारा धोबी का कुत्ता हो गया है ना घर का ना घाट का । अब पता नही कोमल उसके साथ आएगी भी या नहीं, बड़ी विडंबना है । बहुत ही कन्फ्यूजिंग अपडेट हो गया है ये तो। Dev the lover काहे इतना कन्फ्यूजन करते हो बे, साला कहीं DD जाग गया ना तो वाट क्या किलोवाट लगा देगा ।
Arav aur dev milke riccha ko bacha liya.Dev ki purani yadien wapas agaya lekin phir ek shaddi ho gayi dev ka.kis kis se shaddi karegaa.super update bhai✌UPDATE 17
Wo aged adami - Mohan sir raw head ab sir likhunga enhe
Sir - are esse andar rakh nai ka natiza to aap nai dhek liya
Maine kuch socha aur sudhir ko phir pakad liya
Arav - abe ab kya hua
Mai- bol jadi jab meri masoom yaha hai to woh kon hai jisse tumnai uthawaya hai
Sudhir roote hue - whi ladaki jisse tumnai bacchaya
Mai- riccha ki bat kar rahe ho
Sudhir - ha wahi
Mai - par wo to meri..........chal ab bat woh hai kaha
Sudhir - deendyal ke farmhouse pr mla usse wahi lekar gaya
Mai usse chhod kar aage ja kar masoom car mai betho jaldi chalo
Arav - chal mai bhi chalata hu
Mai khuch soch kar - chalo phir usske baad hum dono car mai jaa kar famhouse ki taraf nikal pade jo ki mere chemical factory ke piche ke jangal mai tha
Mai - kon hoo Tum
Arav - mai tera matlab dd ka dost hu raw agent
Mai - accha to mai raw agent hu aur ye meri yadaas kaise gayi
Arav - woh tera accident karawya gya tha
Mai - mera aur accident kaa aakhir hisab kab kahatam hoga sala kisnai karwaya tha waise
Arav - underworld ke logo nai
Mai - accha toh etnai badi chiz hai kaya dd matalab mai
Arav - haa waise tum kise bachane ja rahe ho
Mai - meri dost ki bhen hai riccha waise hum kafi ache dost the kaya
Arav - the nahi hai teri body ki cells mai regenration power bahut jada hai par mind ke cells ko time lag raha hai par jaldi hi thik ho jayengi tab tujhe sab yaad aa jayega
Maj - tab to thik hai phir kissi sai khuch puchana nhi padega
Thodi hi der mai hum farmhouse pahuch gaye
Tabhi ek ladki ki chik sunai di hum dono bhaag kar gate par gaye woh band tha mene laat mar kar tod diya andar ka nazara dekh kar mera dil hil gaya
Richa ke kapde thode fat chuke the do log uss ko kisi chiz sai maar rahe the
Gate tutnai ki awaj sai sab udhar hi dhekene lage
Mla - tu aa gaya aaja tu bhi maza le le apni......
woh etna bol hi paya thaa ki
maine bhaag kar ek mukka usske pet mai lag diya
Mla chillata hua picche gira
Vikky - maaro saale ko kisi ko mat chhodo
Arav nai apni peth sai apni talwar nikali joh ninja talwar lag rahi thi
Arav - phele mujhse to bhid lo
Maine vikky ko ek laat mar di aur mai side mai hat gaya
Tabhi Deendayal nai fire kar diya richa par maine kud kar usske aage aa gaya wo goli mujhe left khande mai lagi maine apni shirt nikal kar Richa ko di aur teeno ki taraf gaya wha arav logo ko katane mai busy tha kis ke pair to kisi ke
chhodo bolane layak bhi nahi hi
Farhouse ka floor aisa lag raha tha jaise blood ka bana hua hai tabhi do hatte katte adami aa kar mere saamne khadde ho gaye
Mla - enn commanders sai koi nahi bach sakata koi nahi
Mujhe sach mai dar lag rha tha kaha wo commanders kaha mai
Mai soch hi raha ki ek nai laat mari 7fut dhur jaa kar gira
Mai phir utha aur uchal ke ek laat usski gardan par marne hi wala tha ki dusare wale nai meri taang bich mai pakad kar table par de mara jaise avengers mai hulk loki ko patak deta hai
Mai - aaahhhhh...
Arav meri taraf dhekta hai
Arav - abe kaya kar rha tuh eenke jaise tere sai training lete hai
Commander 1- kaya bola tumnai kon hai ye
Arav - uth ja dd uth jaa
Mai niche pada tha
Dusra commndar mujhe marne ke liye badha hi tha ki
Commander 1 - ruk jara
Phir arrav ki traf dhek kar
Commander 1 - tuh jhutt bolata hai ye dd nahi ho sakata wo to chalati phirti maut hai
Arav - tujhe kaya karana hai
Aur arav mere pass khada ho kar ab Mujhese mukabala karo
Commndar 1 - ye le jhut bolane ki saja
ussene ek cart wheel kar ke arav ke kamar par laat mari par
Arav picche hat gaya goli lagane ki vajah sai mujhe kuch saaf dhik nahi rha tha
Dono arava par tut pade udhar wo teeno richa ki taraf badhnai lage
yeh dekh kar meri body ghusse mai heat hone lagi aur goli bhar nikal gayi aur meri sharir sai vapours nikalane lage
Arav Ki talwar ladayi mai niche gir gayi the maine aage aa kar usse utha liya aur tezz sai chillaya
Mai - ab koi nahi bachega
Maine richa ke aage ek nishan bana diya
Mla - abe tum dono dekh kaya rahe ho maro ess usse ghochu ko chhodo mat
Par chokane wali baat ye thi ki Commanders wahi ruk gaye
Vikky - abe jaoo na bosadi waalo
Commnders mere pass aa gaye
Mai - are shiva aur sandy tum yaha
Shiva - commander 1
Sandy - commander 2
Shiva - bhai sorry hume nahi pata aap hai aap ko hamesha mask mai dekha hai na aur apka ye nishan aapke alawa koi nahi bana sakata
Vikky - abe tum dono chutiyo sun lo tumhari maa aur bhen nahi bachegi
Mai - shiva kaya hua aunty aur baby ko
Shiva - enn logo nai unnhe essi form house ke special valut mai rakha hai
Maine talwar uthakar sandy ki taraf fek di- ye le ab aur mera kaam khatam kar usse valut ki chinta mat kar aunty aur baby ko khuch nahi hoga aur haa toda tadpa kar marana mujhe sukun chahiye thoda khoon bacha ke rakhega toh cahelga
Sandy - aap aram sai betho aur show ka maza lo
Deendayal - ye bhaut mahanga padega tum sab ko
Mai - mujhe saste chize pasand bhi nahi aur rhi baat tumhari to tum uss layak nahi baccho ge ki khuch kar pao chal sandy khatam kar
Shiva nai etna sunne hu apna iron punch pehan kar mla ko marana lag
Mla - koi bacchaooooo maaa........pitaaaa......Ji B....Bhagawan...m....Koi to baccha looooooo
Sandy nai aage jakar deendayal ki gardan ek hi jatake mai uda di vikky ki to gaand fat gayi
Vikky bhagane laga sandy bhi usske piche
Arav - abe ye do bhoot kha sai pakad liye aur tujhe sab yaad aa gaya
Mai jise hi arav ki taraf dekha maine bhaag kar uske gale lag gaya
Mai - bhai yaar kaha chal gaya tha etne dino sai haa mujhe sab yaad aa gaya par tujhe meri yaad nahi aayi
Arav - saale haramkhor lodu chutiya
Mai - abe chup kar ladaki khadi dekayi nahi de rahi
Arav - sorry babhi ji
Mai - abe har koi babhi dekati hai tujhe
Tabhi richa bhaag kar mere gale lag gayi
Arav - le sabut bhi mil gaya
Mai - richa di chodo mujhe
Tabhi richa nai kas kar ek thappad jad diya
esski maa kaa bhenchod sala mere muh pe ghanta dikh raha kaya joh marzi baza raha jabse
Arav nai seeti baja di - wah aaj pheali baar ye dekh kar maja aa gaya
Mai - ab mara kyu
Riccha mere paro mai gir gayi aur
Richa - mujhe maaf kar dijiye mai ye kaya kar diya maine aap par haath kaise uthaya aur aapna hath gamin par marne lagi
Maine unke hath pakadte hue - yeh kaya rahi ho aap mai aap bhai hu koi pati nhi jo aap etna respect de rahi aur ho jati hai galati chhodo ussko
Riccha - aap mere pati hi to hoo
Mai esski maa ka kaya be bhenchod meri to gaand hi fat gayi
Mai - abe kaya majak chal raha bakara hu mai jisko dekho pati pati pati gadhe ki gaand mai gaya pati aise cheating hogi toh mai nahi khelunga
Arav - abe chutiye ye kaya hai saadi kab kar li
Mai- haa tuh baacha tha commentery de aur ye kaya Bak rahi hai mujhe kuch naa pata bhai ya to pagal ho gayi hai yaa sadma laga ess miss richa maine tumhe bachaya hai aur bachane wala pati nahi hota har baar thodi sharam karo
Arav - sadamai mai koi kissi ko apna pati nahi banati
Riccha - sayad aap ko pata nahi par pichali bar jab aap nai mujhe bachaya tha tab aap ka khoon meri maang mai gir gay tha aur tabhi sai mai aap ko apna pati manati hu
Mai - Ye kaya bakwas hai ye to bus ek coincidence hai asse kaise pati maan liya majak chal rha hai kaya kis sai puch ke maan liya
Dev ne sabko apni dimag k istemal karke save kar diya.lekin riccha aur massoom ki kya bonding rehti he ye rahegi mazedar.Ek hari maich to dusri laal.amazingUPDATE - 18
Arav - tujhe problem kaya hai bhai ku esse bhabhi ka dil dukha rha hai
Mai - bhai chup ho ja tuh
Maine ussko dhaka dekar kaha jada fikar hai toh jaa samajha aise toh service mai naa jaane mera kaha kaha khoon gira sabko biwi banata firu kaya sala kisi hostage sitution hau aur mai waha gaya toh aisa kuch hua toh na jaane kon kon mere piche bhagati bhagate aa jaaye
Tabhi sandy waha aa gaya
Mai - abe uska shir nahi laya
Sandy - bahar jaate hue dekh Lenna bhai
Mai - Chal mujhe wo valut dhikha aur arav ess pati wadi ko jara bahar lekar jaa aur paani pila
arav ussko bahr masoom ke saath chhod ke aaya
Uske baad ham taykaane mai aa gaye
Shiva - bhai bhaut hight technology hai yeh sab
Mai aage badha to dekha ki ek scanner laga hua hai
Mai - shiva jakar deendayal aur vikky ka hath mat kat le kar aa aur arav tu saari laash ekata kar ke jala de mai aur sandy yaah sambhalte hai
Todi dher baad shiva haath le kar aaya
Shiva - bhai ye lo
Maine deendayal ka hath lagaya wo khul gaya
Sandy aage badane wala tha
Mai - abe kaha ja rha hai esse din ke liye etana sab khuch shikhaya tha chal picche hat
Maine deendayal ka hath aage phek diya laser nai uska naamo nishan mita diya
Mai - shiva tunne wahi sticky shoes phan rakhe hai
Shiva - ha bhai
Utar aur wo gloves bhi de sticky wale mujhe diwal sai chipak ke jaana hoga esska deactivation button uss side hoga
tabhi waha richa aur masoom aa gayi
Masoom - sambhal ke
Mai - ji darling
richa masoom ko ghurne lagi
Mai gloves phennete hue - ye ladkiya kisi bhi halat mai saharama nhi chhodti
Mai - jara apne baloo sai pin nikal ke dena
Masoom - ji ye lijeye aur mai abb bahar jaa rahi hu mere sai yeh sab aur risky chize nahi dekha jaayega
Maine wo pin li aur diwal ke side sai hota hua aa gaya Waha par Jaha aakar maine ek red button daba diya
Mai - aa jao sab
Tenno waha aa gye
Mai - yaha ensan hi nhi lagata unki jaan bhi yhi esse vault mai rahati hai
Sandy - kon bhai
Mai - abe paisa aur kya etni security koi keval kisi ko ked karne ke liye nhi kr sakata
Sandy - ha bhai abb ye kya
Mai - mai jab instabul gya tha mission par tab maine ye security waha dhekhi thi pure 5 din lage the mujhe esse security to todane mai
Richa - 5din tumne to min mai kr
Mai - practice aur unke finger print bhi mil gaye the ab tum sab piche hat jaao
Phir maine apna ek jutta aage pheka to sala floor hi gayab ho jaya aur jutta Niche gaddhe mai gir gaya
Mai - ye khuch different hai shiva ja kar lakadi ka bada lamba fata la
Shiva - bhai time lagega
Mai - phir mai khud ke par krata hu
Sandy -bhai risk
Mai- bina risk ke kaya life
Mai 20 fut picche gaya aur bagata hua aaya aur aya kud gaya mai jaise taise pahuch gaya
Todi dhur ja kar dekha ek room tha mai usske andar jaise hi ghusaa
Mai- ahhhhhahhhhh. Kon hai
Sushila(shiva sandy mother)- betaaaaaa.......
Laxmi(shiva sandy sister )- bahiyaaaaa........ Aap dono ruk jao ye mere bhaiya
Maine laxmi ko gale laga liya - kaisi hai meri chhoti aur ye dono kon hai
Laxmi - bhaiya wo chhodo aap kaha chale jaye the humari yaad nahi aayi
Mai - arre pagal wo sab baad mai chal ghar chal
Rajeshvari/Riya - deendyal ki patni aur beti
Riya - pehle aap wo valut khol de
Mai- Ussmai kaya hai
Riya - uss mai ladkiya kad hai
Mai - kaya accha ruko
Phir maine vault par ek laat mari wo kagaz ki tarah toot gaya
Dono maa beti ye dhek kar hairan ho gayi
Maine andar dheekha 15-16 ladkiya hai
Mai aap log saant ho mai aap ko yaha sai nikalne aya hu
Mai - yaar enn sab ko kaise le kar jaoo aage jate hi flor ka gadha (hol) khul jayega are haa kaya pata dusra rasta ho
Mai rajeshwari sai - yaha koi aur rasta hai
Rajeshwari - ha uss gate sai kabhi koi aata jata hai
Mai - ess par etna sada lock maine richa ki di hue pin sai wo gate khola
Mai - abe bhenchod kitna paisa hai ess valut mai jo etni security aur lock sada saa
Mai bhar gaya aur shiv sai kitchen mai sai knife lane ko kaha phir thodi dher baad ussnai mujhe knife diya mai andae gaya andar jate hi wo simple darwaaja steel ke gate mai badal gaya ek goli aa kar mere left haath mai lagi maine jhat sai knife ko pass mai bani lift ke red button par de mara
Sab system apne aap band ho gaya aur locker unlock ki sound aayi
Maine aage bhad kar locker ko kola wo pura paiso sai Bhara hua tha
Maine usse band kar diya aur sab ko lift sai lekar uper aa gaya
Mai - ye kis ka room
Riya - mere dad ka
Mai - kaya tumhare dad Deendayal tha
Riya- haa
Mai - phir tum log wha kaise
Rajeshwari - wo baad maj pehle een ladkiyo ka kaya karna hai aur agar mere pati aur bete ko pata chala to wo kisi ko nahi chodega
Mai - wo ess kabil bache hi nahi hai
tumnai baat pe dhyaan nahi diya maine bola tha hai nahi
Riya - kaya hua unn dono ko
Mai - maine unn dono ko maar diya hai
Rajeshwari - kaya ,........
Mai - ha yahi sach hai par aap log
Rajeshwari - baaki baate baad mai bhar chalo yaha sai
Mai unke ess reaction sai haran rah gaya
Phir hum sab bhar aa gaye jaha sab kahde the lasse to hata di thi par blood saaf nhi hua sab ke sab ye dekh kar dar rahe the tabhi meera phone baja
Mai - haa meri jaan bolo
Richa mujhe ghurne lagi
Masoom - kaha ho tum ab tak aaye kyu nahi sab bahut preshan hai mom ka ro ro kar bura haal hai
Mai - aree tum etnai jaldi gahr kaise
Masoom - aree 1 : 30 ho gaya hai maharaj kaha abhi bol rahe maine kisi ko bula liya thaa aur aa gayi
maine time dekaha sahi mai pata nahi chala
Mai - bhaut udane lagi jara si thik nahi hui tab bhi bus aa rha hu tumhare liye gift lene mai dher ho gayi jara dad ko phone den
Masoom - Gift toh haddiyo kaa gift doge kaya lo ab dad ko phone deti hu
Dad - ha beta kaha hai tu
Mai - aa rha hu bus aap ek kaam kar sakte ho
Dad - arre tuh bol to sahi
Mai - dad ek bada saa bungalow chaiye
Dad- etni si baat kitne logo ke lye
Mai - kam sai kam 25 aur ha dad accha ho to aur badiya
Dad- bus tu chinta mukt ho ja
Mai - ok dad Ghar par jara mom sai kahana 20-25 logo ka kahana aur banna le
Mom phone lete hue - kyu koi party hai kaya abhi tak toh tuh police ke saath gaya tha
Mai - aree mom woh kaha band kar paayenge mujhe aur maine kuch kiya bhi nahi thaa naa aur ha yahi samajh lo ho party hai ho jayega na
Maa - chal jaldi aa ja ghar mai tyari karati hu
Mai - aata hu bye mom tuh lgata kuch jada hi bada ho gaya jaise sadhu ji nai bola tha
Call cut deta hu
Phir maine ek luxury bus ko bula liya. 30 minute baad woh bhi aa gayi aur sab ko uss mai betha diya
Mai shiva aur sandy ko bula kr
Mai - shiva tum upper wale room sai lift mai ja kar niche ke loker sai saare paise lekar ghar phuchana address hai *******************
Shiva/sandy-ok
Phir mai sab ko lekar ghar pahuch gya
Maine aapne ghar ke baare mai to bataya hi nahi mera ghar kaafi bada hai pariwar bhi to bada hai
4,5 floor jada tar band rahete hai guest ke anne par hi open karate the Bhar eetne bhid dekh kar padosi hum saab ko ghur rahe the Phir maine bell bajayi masoom nai darwaaja khola
HARI MIRCHI AUR LAAL MIRCHI DONO HI EK SAATH DEV KO MILI HAI DEKHO USSKE MUH JALTA HAI YAA KUCH AURDev ne sabko apni dimag k istemal karke save kar diya.lekin riccha aur massoom ki kya bonding rehti he ye rahegi mazedar.Ek hari maich to dusri laal.amazing![]()
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Shaadi kaha yaar yeh toh chipana hua kuch bhi bol ke bichara faas gaya sab maiArav aur dev milke riccha ko bacha liya.Dev ki purani yadien wapas agaya lekin phir ek shaddi ho gayi dev ka.kis kis se shaddi karegaa.super update bhai✌![]()