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My Attitude your problem ๐ Your attitude my foot
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Agani - mummy aapko cudail keh rahe hai
Aloak uth kar bhaga gate ki taraf
Aloak - yeh bacchi marewayegi
Maa - yeh bacchi bahut shaitan hai
Agani - nahi mai toh pari hu pari
Pari - woh toh mai
Agani - aare budhu woh nahi mai hawa mai udnai wali huu
Pari - aur mai sapano mai aane waali pari huu
Agani - kiske
Dad - esska jawab mai dee deta huu yeh toh paka dev ko bol rahi
hai
Agani - kaya mama yeh bhi mami hai
Paratibha - aap log esski baato naa bura naa maneyega yeh pata nahi
aaj kal kuch jada bol rahi hai
Pari mere man - par 100 taka sach
Agani - dekha pari mami nai kaha 100 % sahi kaha
Maine agani ke mind ko silent kr diya taaki kisi ka man naa padh
sake
Mai- are nahi ess udani waali pari ko chochlate do eski mami aur
haa humare rajaya ki sbsai acchi
Saloni - aacha woh waali
Pari - didi mujhe bhi wahi waali do
Agani - phele mujhe
Maa - chalo bacho ko karnai doo sab kaam mai lagu abb
Paratibha - maa mujhe bhi kuch kaam bato naa
Maa - aa beti mere saath chal tuh saant bethnai waali nahi lagati
hai
Abb sai kuch ghannto baad
Party ki saari taryariya ho gayi thi aur mai tayar ho raha tha
Saloni mere shirt kaa button band karti hui - aaj kaa din bhaut
hi accha hai
Neha mere belt ko sahi karti hui - haa
kyu nhai aapke chere par kushi saaf dhik rahi hai
Pari mere shir mai khanghi karte hue - mai lagata hau kuwari hi
marungi
Mai usski kamar ko pakad kar - aee mere jaan tujhe toh bus dekhate
rehnai kaa man karta hai
Pari - kabhi taste karke dekho bhaut rasali huu
Shikha - uuuhh huuu sharam kar kuch
Pari - accha mai sharam karu baakiyo ko bhi yehi raaye diya karo
sautan kahi ki
Mai- bus bhi karo abb ladanai naa lagana
Shikha - are majak hai majak
Mai- tumnai toh kaha tha yeh paap hoga
Shikha - jab sab paapi ban rahe hai toh mai kyu kahaniyoo mai padu
Mai- maa kasam tumhara naam toh sharmli honna caahiye thaa uff jab
baalo ko hatati hoo naa aaauuch
Saloni - kaya hua
Mai - abb kaya gala daba dogi
Shikha mere shoes ke leas bandhati hui - kuch jalani ki badbu aa
rahi hai
Pari- old dialogue
Shikha phir karati hui baal picche - puarana hi sahi hai toh sahi
Mai - woh toh hai
Neha - kuch kaha aapnai
Mai - mai keh raha tha kitana aur sajaogi mujhe jada
naa khoobsurat bana dena
Pari - mera bus chaale toh aapko badsurat ban duu
Mai - aare baba woh kyu
Shikha - saaf hai taki aapko koi dekhe naa
Mai pari ke hotho ko pakad kar hilata huu - aisa abb nahi hoga meri
jaan tum logo ke siwa mujhe aur kaya caahiye
(Man mai bhediya - koon )
Saloni - Jhhut
Mai- kaya
Saloni - jhut bolate ho yeh naagin kaha sai aayi phir
Mai - aree baba woh bus ek naagin hai joh madad magani ayi hai abb uski chinata mai kudh ko shukha mat lena
Shikha - waise neha teri halat abb bigad si rahi mujhe lagata hai
Neha - Haa lagata mujhe aram karna caahiye
Mai- mai smajha samajha ke thak gaya hu tujhe pagal kahi ki
Shikha - bilkul aap par gaya hai aur kaya
Mai- haa par usske dimag kuch jada hi chalata hai
Neha - haa jaise uske bap kaa haath chlata hai
Mai- tum log mujhe aaj hi shinghasan par bethanai waali ho kaya
Tabhi gate khula aur bhid andar aa gayi
Amit - aare bhai bus bhi karo abb chalo niche
B chachi - chup kar nazar naa lage mere bache ko aaj esski wajagh
sai humare pariwar kaa naam puri duniya mai famous hoo gaya hai
Sanju - haa aur aaj humnai joh dekha koi aur dekhata toh saayd
naa jaane kaya hota
C chachi - matlab
Sanjana - aaree aap bhi kaha ess pagal ki baato mai pad rahi hoo
yeh toh kuch bhi bolta hai
Sanju - mai pagal nahi huu
Kasish - ha yeh kaha sai pagal dikhata hai yeh beauty fool hai
Sanju - mom ko aane do aapki shikayat karunga
Amit -haa abhi sab niche chale
Sumit -haa sab ke sab esse hi sajane mai lage hi hoo
B chachi - tuh chup kar haa chalo sab abb kitnai baar bulawaoge
Mai chachi ko pakaad kar kandhe sai - arre aap ghussa naa karo cahlo
Pari - uff kitani baar chalo bologe dimag sad gaya hai chaloo abb
Sab hase aur niche jane lage
Dad - loo bhai aa gay humari company kaa hero
Sab log taliya bajani lage maine shir jhuka ke sabaka shukariya kiya
Dad - aao dev ensai milo
U
sske baad entani logo sai 10 min mai mila diya mai entai sai mahino
mai naa mila
Uper sai komal bhi pata nahi kyu nahi aayi mai samjha nahi
Dad - kaya hua dev kaya soch raha hai
Mai - kuch nahi dad mai abhi aaya
Mai - waha sai bahar lobby mai aaya
Maine komal ko phone lagaya
Phone bhi nhi lag rha tha
Maine bhaut kosis ki apni shkatiyo sai bhi nhai dudh paa raha tha
Tabhi mere picche kisi nai haath rakha
Mai mudate hi usse gale laga liya
Mai - kaha reh gayi thi
Komal - aare baba kuch kaam reh gaya tha
Mai - ok ok abb jaane do chalo aaj mai tumhe sabsai mila duu bua wagers bhi sab aa hi gayi hai
Komal apna shir pe dupata rakh ke - haa kyu nahi
Mai usse bich mai roak kar -shiiii shiii ek minute
Komal - kaya hhhua
Mai - shii chup rahogi
Mai kuch sughnai laga bhediya ban nai baad meri naak kuch jada hi
tezz ho gayi aur ess jehar kaa kuch toh asar jaror hua hoga
Mai komal kaa haath pakad kr andar laaya aur laakar dad ke pass khada kar diya
Dad ghum kar - kya hua dev koi baat
Komal man mai -sach mai ekdum kabhi kabhi pagaloo waale kaam karnai lagete hai
Mai - dad aapnai yaha security kitani high ki hai
Dad - kyu beta
Tabhi sab kuch ruka aur guruji aaye waha
Maind unko parnam kiya
Guruji - kaise ho beta
Mai - bus aap kaa aashirwaad hai par aapnai kaha tha mahshaitan aur ek musibat ke baad tumhari zindagi ekdum achi ho jaayegi toh k bhi chala gaya aur Mahashaitan meri hi taraf nikale abb yeh sab kaya ho raha hai
Guruji - beta tumnai nai yaha apne sai gude logo kaa punar janam taye jiya ess liye enn sabki ki yaade tumhare hone sai aur tumhari yaado sai bhale yeh tumhari yaado sai kuch jaan naa paye par agar tumhari yaade kam hue toh sab bhul jaaye ki kab kaise tumsai mile tum aur woh kaya hai
Mai chauk gaya - par kyu guruji kahi yeh uss jehar kaa ashar toh nahi hai naa
Guruji - haa beta wahi hai eska kaaran jehar tumhare dimag ki yado ko mita raha hai
Mai - abb kaya karu guruji mai
Guruji - apne uss jin ko khojo aur uss naagmani ki maalkin sai vivaah karo par neha aur saloni ke baad jaha tak mujhe pata hai ruda abb jald hi aane wala hai samaye bahut tezz hai uske liye
Mai - saloni neha hi kyu guruji mai sab sai ek saath vivah karne kaa soch raha hu
Guruji - phir beta woh raat toh sabke liye shugraat hogi kaise sambhaloge tum
Mai - woh sab mere baat ko samajh jayengi
Guruji - thik joh bhi phir aaj raat 2:35 par shivalay ke mandir mai aa jana wahi mai yeh sab purn karunga
Mai unnhe vapas parnam kiya aur woh gayab ho gaye
Abb Normal
Dad - kyu beta
Mai- aap side mai chaliye
Woh mere saath aaye
Dad - beta kaya kar raha hai haa mehman hai waha
Mai- aap nai yaha etnai high security kyu ki hai
Dad - beta etna toh karana hi hai bhaut bade bade log aaye hai
Mai- par radx aur bombs
Dad -kaya
Mai - shii aram sai dad
Dad - yeh tuh kaya keh raha aisa kuch nahi hai
Mai- ohh toh thik aap jaiye mai aisi puch raha tha
Dad has kar - tuh bhi naa abhi majak shuj raha hai jaa akash aur
sam aur apnai baaki dosto sai mil
Mai has kar - haa haa thik hai aap chaliye
Woh chale gaye par mera dimag karab ho gaya tha ki kon hai joh mere pariwar par hamala karana caah raha hai phele shak abhi toh kisi pe nahi
Mai dad sai baat karke waha sai dur aaya akhir yeh kon hai jisnai
yaha yeh lane ki kosis ki ho naa ho yeh mere kisi dushman kaa hi hoga aur mai raw agent
bhi nahi huuh
Par yaha koi hangama hua toh family mai kisi ko chhot lagegi aur mehamnao ko bhi nuksaan ho sakata hai
Tabhi mere khandhe par kisi nai haath rakha
Maine picche dekha
Neha - kaya hua aap etnai tention mai
Mai - nahi aisa kuch nahi jaao tum enjoy karo apni friends ke saath
Neha - aap bhi kaisi baat karte ho aap yaha akele tention mai ho aur mai enjoy karu
Maa - neha beta tum dono yaha kaya kr rahe ho chalo andar
Neha hasati hui - arre maa dekho naa yeh yaha kis soch mai dube hue hai
Maa - chal jada naa soch aur aur andar chal tere liye party di hai samjha
Mai hasata hua unke saath aya par yeh mera keval tha k dev joh kabhi bhi saath mai kaam aata tha aur abb woh hai nahi
Abb kaya karu mai
Mai soch rha aur mai aage gaya maine pari ko bulaya
Pari aur mai dono side mai aa gaye
Pari - kaya hua bhaiya
Mai - haiii vapas sai bhaiya
Pari - chhodo aur kaam bolo
