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UPDATE 222

Pari: "Kya pata..."
Saloni: "Chup, pagal!"
Pari (laughing): "Hee hee hee."

Idhar...
Main apne man mein soch raha tha, "Mahabharat mein paanch Pandav the aur ek hi biwi. Yahaan toh mujhe khud nahi pata kya chal raha hai!"

Main ungliyon se ginte hue bolne laga, "1...2...3... chhodo, suhaag raat mein gin lunga, jab sab samajh aayega."

Neha: "Kya soch rahe ho, bhaiya?"
Main: "Ab bas, Neha! Yeh 'bhaiya-vaiya' band karo. Ab mujhe kuch chhupane ki zarurat nahi hai."

Shikha ne bechain hoke poocha: "Kya matlab, Dev?"
Main haath behtaraf karte hue bola: "Inse miliye, Mrs. Dev se."

Sab mujhe aankhein phaad kar dekh rahe the. Mujhe pata tha, sabke chehre par sawaal honge aur aankhon mein shak.
Shikha: "Kya bakwas hai yeh?"
Riccha: "Haan, kya hai yeh?"

Main: "Ohh, pehle sabka introduction de dene dijiye, please. Aap log aise beech mein mat tokiye."
(Main Shikha ki taraf haath karte hue) "Aur inse milo, ek aur Mrs. Dev."

Shikha, Riccha, aur Neha ek saath: "WHAT!?"

Main: "Aur inse toh aap sab pehle hi mil chuke hain – Riccha. Aur yeh hai Devika. Aur yeh Janu. Yeh bhi Mrs. Dev hain."

Janu aur Devika dono muskura rahi thi, jaise sab unhe chhed rahe ho aur unhe koi fark hi nahi padta.
Main Janu ki taraf dekhte hue: "Janu, tumhe kuch nahi kehna?"

Janu: "Main kya kahun? Main toh pehle hi keh chuki hoon, main har haal mein tumhare saath hoon."

Main: "Aur haan, ab koi yeh mat bole ki 'Are Dev, yeh kya hai? Duniya kya kahegi?' Yeh sab bakwas bhi nahi chalega. Aur agar kisi ka catfight karne ka mood ho, toh baad mein kar lena. Abhi mujhe ek zaruri kaam niptaana hai."

(Sab abhi bhi shock mein the, aur Dev aise, jaise kuch hua hi nahi thaa)

Neha: "Haan, shaadi karni hai na aapko?"
Main: "Kyun, tumhe nahi karni hai kya?"

Neha (chauk kar): "Kya matlab?"
Main: "Aaj tumhari bhi shaadi hai."

Shikha (hairan): "Kis se?"
Main: "Mujhse. Kya tumhe nahi karni hai?"

Janu: "Kis se?"
Main: "Aare baba, mujhse! Kya tumhe nahi karni?"

Devika (hans kar): "Main bhi karungi dubara!"
Main: "Yeh alag hai. Chalo, tum bhi kar lena."

Riccha (bechain hokar): "Mera kya hoga?"

Sab ek saath: "Shaadi!"

Main (hans kar): "Arre waah! Sab itni jaldi razi ho gaye?"

Shikha khushi se fulle nahi sama rahi thi: "Mujhe toh pehle hi pata tha ki meri shaadi tumse hogi. Par aaj yeh sab kitna ajeeb aur mazedaar hai!"

Main (haath uthakar): "Arre, araam se, araam se. Ek minute ruko. Main firse ginne laga... 1, 2, 3... Abbe!"

(Sab hasne lage, aur Dev ab bhi maze mein apne hi hisaab se chal raha tha. Aas-paas ka mahaul tension aur hasi ke beech ek ajeeb si kahani ban chuka tha.)

Main (sir pakad kar): "Abe teri ki! Komal ko toh bhool hi gaya!"

Main ne haath ghumaya, aur Komal humare saamne aa gayi. Pehle toh woh chillayi, lekin sabko dekh kar chup-chaap baith gayi.
Main: "Ab bhi koi bacha hai kya?"

Devika (taana maarte hue): "Yeh dekho, log apna mobile tak nahi bhoolte, aur yeh apni biwiyon ko bhool jaate hain."

Main: "Ab koi nahi bacha hai, bhai! Itna bhi bhulakkad nahi hoon main."

Devika: "Aditi?"

Main: "Pagal ho kya? Woh toh bas aise hi hai, main usse shaadi-waadi nahi karunga."

Devika (muskurate hue): "Gift toh dena padega shaadi ke baad. Mera abhi tak ek bacha hai toh mujhe wahi chahiye."

(Main haath ghumata hai aur mazaak mein): "Lo, yeh raha tumhara gift!"

Aditi apne dupatte ko sahlaate hue, hairan ho kar poochhti hai: "Main yahan kaise aur kyun?"

Main: "Shaadi ka mela laga hai, toh tum shaamil hona chahogi is mele mein?"

Devika ne usse aankh maari, aur Aditi muskura kar boli: "Haan, main bilkul taiyaar hoon!"

Mandir Mein Entry:

Ab hum sab mandir pahunch gaye. Main sabke saath andar jaane laga, lekin andar jaane se pehle maine peeche mud kar dekha, kahin koi chhut toh nahi gaya. Mere mann mein socha, "Kya pata baad mein announcement karna pade – 'Yaatri gan, kripya dhyan dein...' Offo, main kya bakwas soch raha hoon! Lagta hai in sabka bojh mere dimag ka fuse uda raha hai."

Maine phir socha: "Aaj hi sabke saath shaadi karne ka plan bana liya. Lekin saala, 7 multiply by 11 – matlab 77 phere lene padenge! Sabko ek saath toh baandh ke ghuma nahi sakta. Aisa lagega jaise sab bail hain, aur mera tel nikal raha hai!"

Komal ne mujhe hila kar pucha: "Kahaan kho gaye?"

Main (jhatak kar): "Kuch nahi… calculate kar raha tha. Chalo, sab tayaar ho jao!"

(Main ne Devika ko ishaara kiya): "Andar jao aur jo caahiye hai sab fit karo. Main ab kisi ko jawab nahi dene wala."

Phir main socha: "Saloni aur Masoom ko bhi jod diya, aur Pari ko toh bhool hi gaya. Shit, ab 70 phere!"

Main: "Devika, Pari ko yahan bhej dena!"

Devika ne mujhe kuch der ghoora, phir "Haan" bol kar chalee gayi.
Aur kuch hi der mein Pari mere paas aa gayi. Aate hi woh mujhe maarne waali thi, par maine turant use pakad kar godh mein bitha liya.

Pari (gusse se): "Aap Neha se bhi! Par mujhse MANJUR nahi! Huh!"

Main: "Gussa mat de abhi. Bas shaadi hai, shaadi!"

Pari (ghussa dikhate hue): "Aap taanav ban rahe hain!"

Main: "Tandav?"

Pari (tane se): "Haan, ek biwi wale the paanch Pandav, aur aap hain dus biwiyon ke akele tandav!"

Mujhe hasi toh bahut aayi, lekin maine chup rehna hi better samjha.
Maine mann hi mann socha, "Kam se kam mera roz ka sukoon toh bacha rahega! Yeh shaadi uss se, woh shaadi iss se. Saala, agar yeh hi karta raha, toh duniya bhaad mein jaaye. Ab toh shaadi karunga aur bas thoda—arre! Jaada hi bhaag gaya hu armaanon mein! Mera matlab tha, pyar karunga..."

Pari (narazgi se): "Yeh aap accha nahi kar rahe ho mere saath!"

Main: "Tu samajhti kyun nahi hai?"

Pari: "Kya samjhun? Bas yeh bata dijiye!"

(Main ne uske gaalon ko pyar se pakad kar kaha): "Bas yahi ki filhaal humara waqt nahi aaya hai milne ka."

Pari (aur bhi gusse mein): "Ok, fine!"

Woh uth kar jaane lagi, par tabhi ek jagah ruki. Phir palti, aur bol padi: "Ek minute! Filhaal ka kya matlab hai?"

(Mujh tak baghti hui aayi aur gale lag gayi):
Pari (paas se): "Kya yeh sach hai jo abhi aapne kaha?"

Main: "Haan, pagli, sab sach hai. Bas thoda intezaar karna hai sahi waqt ka."

Pari (halki muskaan ke saath): "Tabse toh kar hi rahi hoon, thoda aur kar lungi."

Tabhi sab log tayaar hokar aa gaye. Main un sabko dekh kar sochne laga, "Abbe, inka photo kaise bheju? Frame hi kam pad jayega! Par ab jo than liya hai, woh karna hi hai. Aaj sab khatam! Log kehte hain shaadi ka laddoo meetha hota hai, par mujhe lagta hai iss meethapan se sugar hone wali hai."

Pandit ji aur unki gharwaali hum sabko ghoor ghoor ke dekh rahe the. Unka chehra dekh kar lag raha tha jaise koi mahabharat chal rahi ho.

Main (pandit ji ki taraf): "Pandit ji, shuru karein kya?"

Pandit ji (hakala kar): "H-h-haan, jajman. Pehle kaun aayega?"

Main: "Pehle toh Masoom. Kyunki tumhari wajah se ho raha hai yeh sab!"

Masoom (apne haath jodte hue): "Mere upar mat daalo! Aapke hi man mein laddoo phoot rahe hain."

Main: "Haan, mujhe hi pata hai kiska kya phoot raha hai. Aur tu, haramkhor, hasna band karega kya?"

Arav (hassi rokne ki koshish karte hue): "Sorry, hasna rok nahi paa raha hoon. Pehli baar dekh raha hoon kisi ko ek saath itni saari musibat gale lagate hue!"

Sab (ek saath): "Kya matlab hai aapka?"

Janu: "Kya kehna chahte ho aap, bhaiya?"

Arav: "Arre, teri bhabhi toh meri gale ki musibat hi hai! Shaadi ke baad mera import-export ka business banwa diya. Main toh ghar ke aur uske makeup ke samaan se hi pareshaan ho jata hoon!"

(Pandit ji hasi daba ke bole): "Jajman, sahi keh rahe hain."

Tabhi pandit ji ki biwi unhe ghurti hui boli: "Apna kaam karo! Warna abhi yahin Bhagwan se maafi mangwa dungi!"

Pandit ji (ghabrakar): "Nahi, nahi! Aap dono aaiye, aaiye!"

Phir kya, shaadi ka rasam shuru hua. Ab iss detail mein batana zaroori nahi hai, kyunki aap sab toh bade hoshiyaar hain. Shayad aapne khud yeh sab dekha ho, ya apne kisi dost ki shaadi mein dekha ho. Aur agar nahi dekha, toh koi South ki movie dekh lo. Aise kisse toh har movie mein mil jaayenge!

(Lekin yahaan sabki shaadi ek hi saath ho rahi thi, jo kisi South ki movie ka climax bhi peeche chhod de.)

Main: "Ohhh, rukiye aap log, zara Neha ke saath fere ho jaayein."
Kuch der baad sab rasmein shuru hui. Main beech-beech mein apne hi thoughts mein kho jaata. Haan toh kaha tha, South ki movies chhodo. Aap log soch rahe honge ki achanak yeh Dev kaise sathiya gaya hai?

Flashback:
Jab saale bhediye (mere doston ka group) chila rahe the, "Humari maange puri karo!" tab mujhe ehsaas hua ki yeh toh bas shuruaat hai. Maine socha, "Na jaane kitne fere honge tere. Indian culture ke hisaab se ek shaadi ki planning mein 1-2 mahine lagte hain. Agar ek-ek karke sabki karunga, toh 2-3 saal lag jaayenge. Toh isse accha sabji ka thela utha loon, roj wahi sahi hai!"

Pandit ji ki awaaz se meri soch ka silsila ruka:
Pandit ji: "Jajmaan, kahan kho gaye? Aath fere loge kya?"

Main (halki hasi ke saath): "Arey, Komal, tum yahaan?"

(Uske bolne se pehle hi Komal ne mujhe cheek pe kiss kiya aur side mein ho gayi. Uske baad Janu aa gayi.)

Main: "Haan, toh main keh raha tha ki sabji ka thela uthana behtar hai. Par ab baaki ke kaam bhi toh dekhne hain, na? Shaadi ke baad woh hoga jo hota hi hai—Dad ka business sambhalna. Chalo, yeh bhi kar lenge."

Par meri soch yahin khatam nahi hui. Mujhe ek baat ka gum reh gaya. "Saala school-college ki life toh lag gayi. Lekin haa, apne bacchon ko in sab shaktiyon se door rakhunga. Har koi meri tarah nahi ban sakta hai, na?"

Main (muskurate hue, audience se): "Aur ab yeh mat poochhna ki kya bacche bhi saath mein karoge? Ek hi room mein? Arre bhai, ek baat clear kar doon—10some ya 11some kuch nahi hota hai! Sorry, mera matlab tha ki sabka ek saath toh possible hi nahi. Lekin bed kabhi share mat karna, kyunki bed tut jaate hain!"

Tabhi Komal ne mujhe hila kar bola: "Ab kya, akele fere lagaoge? Chalo, hato!"

Main ne dheere se sabko dekha. Sabke maang mein sindoor tha aur gale mein mangalsutra bhi. (Jo, obviously, Devika laayi hogi. Kaise? It's a magical story!)

Main (confused hote hue): "Ho gaya? Sab itni jaldi ho gaya?"

Saloni (tane se): "Kahaan, teen ghante se ghoom rahe ho, thake nahi kya?"

Main: "Kya? Main toh fresh hoon!"

Arav (hasi dabate hue): "Ab fresh nahi rehoge."

Main (ghussa dikhate hue): "Tu gaya nahi, haramkhor?"

Arav (mast mood mein): "Dekh, behana, kya bol raha hai. Tum sabka kanya daan maine hi toh kiya!"

Main (shock mein): "Yeh kab hua?"

Janu (halki hasi ke saath): "Aap yahi toh the na!"

( Sab kuch mazaaki andaaz mein ho raha tha, lekin ek ajeeb si khushi aur uljhan dono thi. Ek taraf main itne saari biwiyon ke idea ko digest karne ki koshish kar raha tha, toh doosri taraf mere doston ki teasing chal rahi thi.

Pandit ji ke jaadu ke karan shaadi ka mandap aur rasmein ek dum dreamy lag rahi thi. Candles, phoolon ke mala, aur mandir ke ghanti ki aawaz ne poora mahaul sukoon aur masti se bhar diya tha. Lekin main toh bas ek baat soch raha tha:
"Yeh sab hone ke baad, mujhe 'ek' ki choice kaise karni padegi?"

Ab meri halat dekh kar lagta tha, jaise koi ek saath hi saari exams de raha ho aur pass hone ki umeed laga raha ho! )​

UPDATE 223

Janu: "Aap yahi ho naa?"

Main apna sar hila kar: "Haan, yahi tha. Thanks, Arav. Accha, ab chalein gaav aur filhal yeh sindoor saaf kar lo."

Itna kehna tha ki sab ekdum zor se chilaye, jaise maine koi badi baat bol di ho. Main aur Arav toh dar ke maare gir pade.

Main apne mann mein sochne laga: "Dad sahi kehte the—'Beta, shaadi kar le, tab pata chalega ki baatein soch-samajh kar boli jaati hain.'"

Shikha (ghusse se): "Kya bola aapne? Aapne hamesha mujhe ignore kiya, par maine kabhi kuch nahi bola. Par yeh baat dubara mat bolna."

Main: "Arre baba, toh kya ghar par aise hi chalega kya?"

Devika: "Yeh sahi keh rahe hain. Itna toh karna hi hoga."

Main aur Arav khade hue aur apne kapde jhaadte hue ek dusre ko aankhon hi aankhon mein samajhne ki koshish karne lage.

Main: "Abbe, ek baat bata doon. Yeh jo abhi kiya hai na, dubara mat karna."

Komal: "Kya?"

Main (thoda taunt maarte hue): "Kya yahi sikhaya hai tumhare maata-pita ne? Apne pati se itni uchi awaaz mein baat karte hain?"

Tabhi Masoom mere paas aayi aur mere pair pakad kar gir gayi: "Maaf kar do, mere praan-naath! Maine galti se yeh kiya. Mujhe shama kar dijiye."

Main (shock mein): "Arey, Masu, yeh tum kya bol rahi ho?"

Masoom uth kar mere gale lag gayi: "Mujhe maaf kar do. Aage se aisa nahi karungi."

Main (uski peeth thapthapate hue): "Theek hai, theek hai, tension mat lo."

Lekin mera mann ab alag hi thoughts mein chala gaya. Jab maine Masoom ke dad ko dekha tha, toh unmein mujhe apne guruji ki jhalak dikhi thi. Maine socha:
"Yeh kya? Kya Masoom guruji ki beti hai? Aur kya guruji hi Govind ji hain? Par yaar, yeh sab chhodo. Aaj ke sawaalon ka jawaab nahi mila, toh kal ka kya sochna? Govind ji mere guru nahi ho sakte. Bas, jo bhi ho, mujhe ab ghar ja kar sona hai. Tak gaya hoon. Aur ab toh gala bhi baith gaya hai."

Main ne thoda hasa aur bola: "Masoom, yeh sab chhodo. Chal ab ghar chalte hain. Aur sabse pehle ek baat fix karni hai—tum log mujhe yeh nautanki mein mat uljhao."

Sab hansne lage, lekin mujhe ab bas apni taange stretch karni thi aur so jaana tha.

Main (andar hi andar): "Kal ka din dekh lenge. Par haaye, mere haathon ka dard aur yeh taange toh ab jawab de rahi hain!"

Sab mil kar gaav ke liye nikal pade. Lekin main abhi bhi andar hi andar yeh soch raha tha ki "Yeh guruji aur Masoom ka connection kya hai?" Lekin yeh jawab toh ab mujhe agle din hi milega kaya pata naa mile.

(Raaste Mein Shiv Ka Phone Aaya)

Mai: "Haan bhai, kaisa hai? Aur Sandhya kaisi hai? Maa aur Lakshmi kaise hain?"

Shiv: "Aram se bhai, aram se. Sab theek hai. Aap jahan hote ho, wahan sab theek hi rehta hai."

Mai (halki si hansi ke saath): "Accha, kab aa raha hai ghar?"

Shiv: "Bas Shiv Ji ke mandir ke paas se guzra hoon. Thodi der mein pahuncha."

Mai: "Toh aa ja, mai bhi aage hi thodi door par hoon."

Shiv: "Accha, milta hoon."

Maine apni car wahi rukwa di. Main, Masoom, aur Komal ek car mein the, aur baaki log peeche the. Kuch der baad Shiv ki car bhi aayi. Gate khula aur Lakshmi bhagte hue mere paas aayi.

Lakshmi (mere gale lagte hue): "Bhaiya, aap mil gaye! Ab nahi chhodungi aapko!" (Mere kaan kheenchte hue).

Mai (hans kar): "Haan, bilkul mat chhodna! Arre, apni bhabhiyon se nahi milogi kya?"

Lakshmi mere gale se alag hui aur Masoom ko dekhne lagi.

Lakshmi: "Aap wahi hain na?"

Masoom (confused): "Kaun, gudiya?"

Lakshmi: "Arre, jinka photo inke purse mein rehta tha."

Mai (thoda sharminda hote hue): "Chup kar, gudiya!"

Lakshmi: "Aur aap woh hain jinka tattoo inki peeth par tha!"

Komal (mujhe teasingly dekhte hue): "Haan, ab toh sach saamne aa gaya."

Lakshmi: "Ab batao, bhabhi kaun hai inmein se?"

Mai: "Dono hain."

Lakshmi muh khol ke: "Aaaawwwhhh!"

Mai (baat badalte hue): "Accha, Shiv, maa kahan hain?"

Shiv: "Arre bhai, woh gaav gayi hain. Zaruri kaam tha."

Mai: "Chal, koi nahi. Tu aa peeche-peeche."

Lakshmi ne aage badhkar Komal aur Masoom ke pair chhu liye.

Komal: "Arre gudiya, kya kar rahi ho? Itni chhoti umar mein yeh sab seekh liya?"

Lakshmi: "Maa kehti hain ki kisi ko izzat dene mein umar ka koi kaam nahi hota. Bas dil mein sacchai honi chahiye."

Masoom uske gaalon ko pyar se sahlate hue boli: "Shiv bhai, Lakshmi humare saath chalegi. Aap aayein."

Lakshmi ka chehra khil utha. Sab phir car mein rawana hue ghar ki taraf.

(Ghar Ki Raah Mein)

Masoom aur Komal Lakshmi se baatein kar rahi thi, aur mai car ke sheeshe se bahar dekh raha tha. Ped, pahaad, aur mausam ka nazara mujhe sukoon de raha tha. Dheere-dheere meri aankhein band hone lagi. Thakaan jo thi puri shaadi aur safar ki.

Sapne Ki Duniya

Jab aankhein band hui, toh main ek alag hi jagah tha. Har jagah roshni thi, ekdum saf aur sundar. Itni khoobsurat jagah ki main uss khoobsurti mein kho sa gaya.

Tabhi peechhe se ek pyaari si aawaz aayi: "Beta, tu aa gaya."

Main turant palta aur dekha, meri maa—Sumitra—bethi thi. Main bhaagta hua unke paas pahunch gaya.

Mai (khushi se): "Maa! Maa! Aap yahan?"

Sumitra (pyar se): "Arre beta, pehle baith toh jaa."

Main zameen par unke samne baith gaya aur unki goad mein apna sir rakh diya. Maa mere baalon ko pyar se sehla rahi thi.

Sumitra (halke se muskuraate hue): "Kya hua beta? Tu khush toh hai na?"

Main unki goad mein aur chipak gaya, jaise zindagi bhar ka sukoon chahiye ho. Lekin uske baad jo hua, usne meri duniya hila di…

Dev (Main):
"Haan maa, main bahut khush hoon aaj. Aap se mil liya, sab kuch mil gaya."

Sumitra:
"Kayaa wahan tujhe maa ka pyaar nahi milta?"

Dev:
"Nahi, aisa nahi hai maa. Bas woh thodi alag hai. Hamesha chinta mein rehti hai, ki kahin mere saath kuch galat na ho jaaye."

Sumitra:
"Unka darna sahi bhi hai beta, aakhir teri shaktiyaan toh hain hi aisi. Pehle bhi main hi jaanti hoon, tujhe maine khatre se hamesha dur rakha tha."

Dev:
"Akheer aap sab kyun darte hain mujhse?"

Sumitra:
"Aree beta, tujhse nahi, tere gusse se! Jab tu joker banata hai, tab tu bhi jaanta hai, ki tu kitna khaufnaak ban jaata hai. Mere samne woh saari ladaaiyaan, unki cheekhein, unke haath-pair, behrahmo ki tarah todna..."

Dev is visibly shaken, as his anger from the past is reflected in Sumitra’s words.

Dev (softly):
"Maa, mujhe hila kar... Kaha kho un palloo mein mat jaa beta. Accha bata, kab milayega mujhe meri bhabhi se, aur meri teenon betiyon se?"

Dev:
"Mila dunga maa, par kya aap naraz ho, ki maine Saloni aur Neha ke saath jo kiya..."

Sumitra:
"Nahi beta, yeh toh hona hi tha ek din."

Dev (surprised):
"Kyun maa? Aisa kyun?"

Sumitra:
"Beta, woh asli mein teri behenein nahi thi, par ab hain."

Dev (shocked):
"Iska kya matlab hai?"

Dev:
"Kya hai maa, aap pehle hi mat bujhao."

Sumitra:
"Tujhe nahi lagta ki in teenon se tera alag sa rishta hai? Jaise koi chiz inke paas tujhe chhup rahi ho?"

Dev (reluctantly):
"Haan maa, aisa hamesha hota hai."

Sumitra:
"Asal mein beta, jab tere pita ek shaitaan se jhagde par gaye the, tab mar-kat mein woh bahut kuch kho gaye. Teen saal tak ladte rahe the."

Dev:
"Toh maa, kya hua?"

Sumitra:
"Jab woh ghar aaye, toh hamesha gusse aur ladaayi mein hi rehte. Tere pita ki tabiyat bahut kharaab ho gayi thi."

Dev (upset):
"Yeh toh galat hua!"

Sumitra:
"Haan, jab tuh mere pet mein tha.
Ek din maine unse poochha, par unhone mujhe dhakka de diya aur main gir gayi. Mera pet thoda nuksaan hua."

Dev (shocked):
"Maa..."

Sumitra:
"Shh, beta. Chup. Abhi toh thodi gir gayi thi. Aage bata rahi hoon."

Dev (more softly):
"Phir kya hua maa?"

Sumitra:
"Thodi der baad, jab unka gussa thoda shaant hua, unhe apni galti ka ahsaas hua. Par tab tak kaafi der ho gayi thi, aur main behosh ho gayi."

Dev:
"Pita ji ne sahi nahi kiya, yeh."

Sumitra:
"Unki bhi galti nahi thi. Phir woh mujhe Raj Vaidya ke paas le gaye. Unhone haath uthaye, aur kuch nahi kar sakte the. Phir Rajguru ne bataya ki agar tere pita ji 10 din ka maha yagya karein aur apne gusse aur shaktiyon se ek herre ka nirman karein, toh tum dono ko surakshit kiya ja sakta hai."

Dev:
"Par maa..."

Sumitra:
"Haan, ruk batati hoon. Tum chhup jao. Jab tere janm ka samay aaya, toh mujhe apni shaktiyon se us herre ko banwana tha. Maine wahi kiya, par Bhagwan ki vidhambana ke karan, woh herre ke tukde hue aur ek tukda tu bana, baaki chaar mein woh sab."

Dev:
"Maa, chaar kon?"

Sumitra:
"Aree, Shikha aur kon, pagal!"

Dev:
"Par maa, woh toh chacha ki beti thi na?"

Sumitra:
"Nahi beta, tere pita ji ne unhe de diya tha, kyunki teri chachi ko unse bahut pyaar tha. Main bhi mana nahi kar sakti thi."

Dev:
"Maa, yeh sab aap mujhe ab bata rahi ho? Aur aap mujhe bich majhdhaar mein chhod kar chal gayi, na main pariwaar sambhal paya, na Rajaya ko."

Sumitra:
"Beta, jo tune kiya, shaayad us waqt koi aur karta. Par tujhe yaad hai naa, Mahakaal ne kya kaha tha?"

Dev:
"Haan maa, ussne kaha tha ki mujhe kai saalon tak narak mein rakha jayega."

Sumitra:
"Beta, shaayad kuch saalon mein woh tujhe chhod de, kyunki ab tere aur tere pita ji ka banaya hua kavach usse rok nahi paayega."

Dev:
"Maa, agar aap uss waqt mujh par vishwas kar ke ruk jaati, toh woh aapko maar nahi pata tha. Aur aapki kasam ki wajah se, maine kabhi uska peecha nahi kiya."

Sumitra:
"Main nahi chahti thi ki tu badle mein apni zindagi barbaad kare. Par beta, ab tujhe majboot banna hoga. Apni shaktiyon ko ujagar karna hoga."

Dev:
"Haan maa, main kar lunga. Bas thodi der tumhare god mein rehna chahta hoon... Phir sab kuch apne haath mein hoga."

Aaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii huuuuuuuffffff... Kon hai? Kon hai?

Meri nazar Masoom ke gaale par thi, aur uski gardan se khoon nikal raha tha. Main ne apne khanzar ko fekh diya aur apne hoth uski gardan par laga diye. Uski aankhon mein aansu bhar aaye the.

Maine uska khoon dheere dheere chusa, jab khoon ruk gaya toh maine apne hoth usse hata liye.

Dev (softly, remorseful):
"Maaf kar do, baby. Main sach mein bahut bura hoon."

Masoom apne aansu ko saaf karte hue mere seene se lag jaati hai.

Masoom (gently):
"Nahi, aisa mat kaho. Shayad maine hi galat waqt par aapko uthaa liya."

Dev (in pain):
"Par phir bhi, maaf kar do. Mujhe... main bhi apni galti par aansu nahi roka paaya."

Masoom meri aankhon mein dekhte hue, halka sa muskurati hai.

Masoom (calmly):
"Bus kariye, kaha na kuch nahi hua. Bas thoda sa khoon hi toh nikla hai, aur woh aapke hothon ne chuka diya. Waise kaha kho gaye the aap?"

Dev (deep in thought):
"Main apni maa ke paas tha... Sumitra maa ke paas."

Masoom (surprised):
"Achha, pichle janam mein?"

Dev (nodding slowly):
"Haan, wahi thi."

Masoom (curiously):
"Kya keh rahi thi woh?"

Dev:
"Wahi ki meri baby se kab milaa raha hoon."

Masoom (teasing):
"Aap naa... bigad gaye ho bahut! Maa se bata diya, kya bulate ho mujhe?"

Dev (chuckling softly):
"Maa sab jaanti hai, pehle se hi."

Masoom (with a smile):
"Accha, ab bas... kya keh rahe ho? Kaha jaa rahe ho?"

Dev (playfully):
"Achha, tabhi jaagani aayi thi."

Masoom (playfully):
"Haan, waise bahut mazaa aa raha hai safar mein. Mujhe toh lag raha hai apni baarat lekar jaa rahi hoon."

Dev (teasingly):
"Aare baba, tum khush toh main khush. Ab chalo, warna koi aayegi aur kahegi, 'Abhi tak romance chal raha hai!'"

Masoom halki si jhuk kar Dev ko ek pyaari si kiss deti hai aur phir uske haath ko pakad kar sabke paas le chalti hai, unke saath ek naye safar par.
​

Bahot badhiya sabse Shaadi ho gayi
Ab dekhte h kon kiski halat kharab kerta h or sabse bada sawal in sabki suhagrat kab hogi jabki abhi Ghar me sabko Batana bhi nahi h
Sumitra maa se sapne khoob saari baate huwi kuch bato se parda bhi utha
Maa ke hisab se Dev ko or ziada takat ear banana h
Baherhal dekhte h aage kia hota h
Behtareen shaandar update

 

[Naik]

UPDATE 224

Jahan sab bethe hue khana ka maja le rahe the. Actually, yeh ek dhabha tha.

Dev (teasingly, with a mischievous smile):
"Aare, dhabe par kyu roka? Restaurant mein le chalti, aage hai city mein."

Masoom (laughing softly, enjoying the moment):
"Kabhi kahein kar toh, dikhe, iska alag maja hai."

Dev (playfully, with a glint in his eyes):
"Matalab pura aadami banani ki tayyari mein hoon."

Masoom (laughing, with a playful wink):
"Haan, baaki raat ko aap kar dena pura."

Dev (with a soft smile, his voice full of warmth):
"Haan, kyun nahi?"

Hum dono jakar baith gaye table par, ek dusre ke kareeb, ek ajeeb si khushi aur sukoon ke saath. Jaise waqt ruka ho, aur hum dono bas apne ek dusre mein kho gaye ho.

Janu (with a cheeky grin, teasing in her own way):
"AA gayi hoon, gaya pyaar in the car."

Masoom (mockingly, raising an eyebrow):
"Haan, kyun? Tujhe bhikarna hai kya?"

Janu (mocking with a playful tone):
"Aree apni sautan ko thodi toh izzat de na."

Masoom (laughing, with a mischievous look):
"Haan, kyun nahi, didi! Kya lenge aap?"

Mujhe is baat par sach mein hasi aa gayi, jo Janu ko accha nahi laga. Woh uth kar mere paas aayi aur meri goad mein baith gayi, jaise koi masoom si ladki apne pyaar ko apne paas chahti ho. Uska yeh jazba dekh kar mere dil mein ek ajeeb si feeling uthti hai, jaise sab kuch thoda aur pyaara ho gaya ho.

Dev (surprised, with a gentle smile):
"Aare, yeh kya?"

Janu (teasing softly, her eyes sparkling with mischief):
"Muh kholo, jaldi!"

Dev (laughing lightly, with a twinkle in his eyes):
"Aaaaaaaaaawwwww...."

Usne ek shahi paneer aur tandoori roti ka tukda mere muh mein daal diya, jaise woh pyaar bhari baat ho jo sirf dono samajh sakein. Waise, woh khaana sach mein bohot tasty tha. Samne rakha hua aur bhi paani laa raha tha muh mein, har bite ke saath uska pyaar aur mehsoos ho raha tha. Har tukde mein ek nayi khushboo thi, jaise pyaar ki meethaai.

Maine Janu ka haath pakda, aur uski ungliyon ko pyaar se chus liya. Janu toh jaise iss se zyada khush nahi hui kabhi, uske chehre par ek nayi chamak thi, jaise koi nayi duniya apne saath laaye ho. Uski aankhon mein jo sharmili muskurahat thi, woh mere dil ko chhoo gayi, jaise koi pyaari si baat ho jo hum dono ke beech ho.


Janu (teasing, with a mischievous smile):
"Dekha, kitna pyaar karte hain mujhse! Mere haath se inhe kehna kitna tasty lag raha hai!"

Masoom (making a face, jokingly):
"Accha bana hai paneer toh, lagega nahi!"

Janu (slightly impatient, waiting for a response):
"Aap kuch bolenge ya nahi?"

Dev (grinning, with affection, in a playful tone):
"Waakiye, Janu ki ungliyon mein asli swaad hai... aur khilaoo naa!"

Masoom ne apna paneer hata liya, thoda gussa aur thoda shaayari ke mood mein.

Janu (playfully scolding):
"Masoom, dekh! Majak mat karo, idhar laa!"

Masoom (with a smirk, teasing back):
"Aare, tere ungliyon mein tasty hai toh iska kya kaam hai!"

Dev ne phir se Janu ki ungliyan chusna shuru kar diya, aur Masoom ka gussa wala chehra, jo kaafi dil ko ghayal kar raha tha, usne ignore kiya. Par sach mein, Janu ki ungliyan swadist thi, aur Dev ko unhe chusna accha lag raha tha.

Janu (making a face as she feels the sweetness):
"Uhhh... aaeeee."

Dev (softly, with eyes full of care, asking gently):
"Aare, naraz kyu hoti ho?"

Masoom ne pyaar bhari aankhon se Dev ki taraf dekha, aur uski khoobsurati aur naraazgi dono ki jhalak saaf nazar aa rahi thi.

Dusri table par thodi si jalne wali baat chal rahi thi.

Saloni (thinking to herself, with a hint of jealousy):
"Dekho, kitna pyaar aa raha hai... humein toh pucha hi nahi."

Shikha (in her mind, half-laughing):
"Ab jab tak khud baat nahi karenge, main nahi jaane... bas tumhe satate raho, mujhe!"

Neha (frowning, feeling a bit left out):
"Karwaya sab mere sanikoo, maza le rahi ho Janu... dekho, inhe bhi rulate hain aur yeh Janu ki ungliyan nahi chhod rahe!"

Dev ko lag raha tha ke thoda aur chhupane ki koshish ki toh kahin aag na lag jaye yaha, par usse toh apni pyaari Janu ke saath kaafi maza aa raha tha.

Dev (smiling at the situation, looking around):
"Accha, bb, betho wahan, main aur kuch lekar aata hoon."

Janu (grinning, slightly playful):
"Kya laane jaa rahe ho?"

Dev (with a teasing smile):
"Ice cream... kaunsa flavor logi?"

Janu (excited, eagerly):
"Vanilla."

Dev (lovingly, with a smirk):
"Masoom, baby, tum!"

Masoom (with a playful pout, pretending to be mad):
"Chocolate!"

Dev muskurate hue wahan se ice cream lene gaya, kayi saari flavors le aaya aur sabko pehle dusri table par dene laga.

Dev (handing out ice creams to everyone):
"Sabko ice cream aur kya!"

Riccha (half-annoyed, yet smiling):
"Iski kya zarurat hai, jaaiye wahan, de dijiye."

Dev (laughing, slightly playful):
"Kya, tum bhi pagal wali baatein karti ho! Chalo, lo aur gussa shaant karo."

Neha (with a frown, but a soft smile on the inside):
"Mujhe vanilla dena."

Dev (grinning, teasing her):
"Abbe, Janu ne maggi toh maangi thi, main yeh flavor ek hi laya tha!"

Phir Dev ne Janu ko bhi de diya, sabko de diya, kyunki wo chahta tha ki koi bhi gussa na ho. Table alag thi, lekin sab ko khush karna zaroori tha.

Dev (giving Janu strawberry ice cream):
"Yeh lo."

Janu (surprised, slightly teasing):
"Yeh kyu?"

Dev (with a soft smile):
"Aare, humari pasand ki bhi toh kaho na!"

Masoom (looking at him with a playful expression):
"Mujhe bhi yahi do."

Dev (handing her the ice cream, teasing):
"Yeh lo."

Tabhi wahan Sona aa gayi.

Dev (looking at Sona, curious):
"Tum kaha thi tabse?"

Sona (smiling, with a hint of mischief):
"Washroom gayi thi mai."

Dev (playfully handing her the ice cream):
"Accha, yeh lo."

Sona (excited, tasting it):
"Wow, chocolate flavor! Bahut pasand hai naa aapko?"

Dev Masoom ko dheere se dekh raha tha, aur phir Janu ko. Dono ice cream khate khate ruk gayi thi, lekin Dev ne thoda apna sharmila sa smile diya.

Sona (while eating, happily):
"Accha, kitna dur hai abhi?"

Dev (teasing, but with love):
"Bas 1-2 ghante ka safar aur hai."

Sona – "Kahan kahin gaya tha?"

Main – "Haan, kaah liya."

Masoom – "Accha, aaj kal to bahut kam bol rahe ho."

Main – "Haan, thoda dieting par hoon naa."

Sona apni chair lekar mere paas aa gayi – "Pagal ho kya, yeh kaah raha hai!"

Usne itna khilaya ki main bhi nahi sambhal paa raha tha. Phir yeh sab hua, aur lagbhag do ghante mein hum gaon pahunch gaye.

Gaon mein kai saari gaadiyan dekhar sab humari cars ko hi ghur rahe the.

Naye characters:

Gaon ke kuch log:

Madan – "Gaon mein mithaiyon ki dukaan hai, bahut badi."

Raju – "Kabhi bachpan mein dost the hum."

Aashu – "Bachpan ka kaafi achha dost."

Mukhiya – Mangu Singh

Dr. Ya Jholachhap Doctor – Hariya Kumar

Aur kuch log wahan baithe the. Mukhiya aur kuch log Dr. Sahab ke saath mandir ke bahar bane chhoti chhatri par baithe the. Gaon mein aisa hi hota hai – shaam ko zyada tar kisi ke na ho toh pata nahi, humare gaon mein toh hai.

Mukhiya – "Aare baap re, kaun aaye gaon mein yeh? {Kon aa gaya yahan?}"

Dr. – "Sayad Rajput ke ghar aayel ho."

Adamai1 – "Aare haan, suna tha hum, saayad Diwali manane aaye rahe."

Tabhi wahan se ek ladka bhaagta hua aata hai aur ek ghar mein ghus jaata hai. Yeh hai yaha ke zamindar ka ghar.

Zamindar – Ratan Singh

Roshani – Ratan ki beti

Giriraj Singh – Ratan ka beta, zyada tar log isse 'Giri' bulate hain.

Kamala Singh – Ratan ki biwi

Ladka – "Maalik woh aa gaye."

Ratan – "Kon aa gaya bhai?"

Ladka – "Aare Dev babu aa gaye."

Yeh baat upar khadi Roshani sunati hai aur bhaagi chali jaati hai khidki ke paas aur cars ko guzarata hua dekhati hai.

Giri – "Aare, kya khabar di hai yeh!"

Giri ek bandal note usse deta hai aur ghar aajata hai.

Asal mein yeh Main, Roshani, Aashu, aur Raju kaafi achhe dost the. Phir dad ke kaam se business badha aur hum sab gaon se chale gaye. Sab aate the ghar par, bas main nahi aata tha, man nahi karta tha. Mujhe bhi sheher ki hawa lag gayi thi, aur sach kahu toh gaon mein log bahut chipakne wale hote hain. Tab lagta tha ki jaise sheher mein aakar sukoon mil raha ho.

Hum sab ghar pahuch gaye. Main car se utara hi tha, Masoom ke saath, ki maa aur chachiya aur gaon ki kuch auratein kadhi thi. Maa humari aarti karne lagi. Halaki shaadi toh sabki hui thi, par kya karein, Masoom ke is halat mein hai. Ab nagada toh pit nahi sakta tha. Bhai aaye aur meri dusri biwiyon ki muh dikhaayi ki, phir sab traditions, riti-riwaj, jo sab jaante hain, unko sabne nibhaya. Lote ko laat maaro, andar jao. Baaki sab main toh shanti se jakar sofe par baith gaya.

Main aaram farma raha tha, tabhi gate par mujhe ek ladka apni umar ka dikhai diya, par main pehchaan nahi paaya. Uske kapde kaafi ameer lag rahe the.

Woh seedha mere paas aa gaya.

Giri – "Dev, kahaan hai?"

Main hairaan tha, ek banda mujhse mera pata puch raha tha.

Main – "Kyun, kya kaam hai?"

Giri – "Bata dijiye sir, bahut din ho gaye hain uss se mile hue. Woh toh bhool gaya hai mujhe, par main nahi bhula."

Main – "Accha, kya lagta hai aapko?"

Giri – "Mera yaari hai bachpan ka, woh saath mein bahut maza kiye hain humne."

Main khada hokar uske gale lag gaya.

Giri – "Arre, kya hua aapko? Sir, kya hua? Bata dijiye na, woh bhodu kahaan hai?"

Main alag ho gaya usse.

Main – "Bhodu, kya matlab?"

Giri – "Aare, aapne toh dekha hoga, shukha sa hai, aapki tarah body thodi nahi hai."

Main uske kaan pakad ke kheench liya – "Kyu be haramkhor, main tujhe shukha hua lagta hoon?"

Giri (darr ke saath) – "Kya matlab aapka?"

Main – "Aabbe, main hoon itera Dev!"

Giri – "Aaaahhh! Abbe, teri ki, kaan toh chhod na!"

Maine uske kaan chhode.

Giri – "Abe, tu toh bilkul badal gaya, kya baat hai?"

Tabhi piche se dad aate hue bole – "Aare bhai, shaadi ke laddoo jo kah liye the, ess nai."

Giri – "Arre, chacha ji, namaste!"

Dad – "Khush raho beta, aur sab kaise hai ghar par?"

Giri – "Sab bhadiya hai, aapka ashirwaad hai."

Dad – "Aare jao Dev, thoda ghum aao, doston ke saath."

Main – "Ji dad, chal be natakbaaz."

Hum dono hasate hue ghar se bahar nikalne lage.

Masoom – "Kahaan jaa rahe ho aap?"

Main – "Yahi hoon, thoda ghum ke aata hoon apne dost ke saath."

Masoom haath jod kar namaste karti hai aur andar chali jaati hai, aur hum bahar nikalte hain.

Giri – "Abbe, uss ladki ne aise kyun bulaaya?"

Main – "Yaar, wohh..."

Giri – "Bata raha hai ya lagaaun ek!"

Main – "Yaara, teri bhabhi hai woh."

Giri – "What?"

Main – "Aabe, tujhe kya hua?"

Giri – "Tunne shaadi kar li?"​

Bahot badhiya shaandar update
Giri ko itna shock kyon laga Shaadi hi tow ki h

 

[Mr.X796]

Waiting next

 

[ellysperry]

UPDATE 1

Mausam mai thodi si nami thi saayad kal raat halki si barish padi thi par abb Time tha sooraj (sun) ka Ki woh apni roshani sai bata sake Ki aakhir subah ho chuki hai



Hazaro building ke piche ek aalishan saa ghar tha


Ess ghar mai naa kamro ki kami thi naa naa gaadi yoo Ki aur logo Ki puchiye mat kyuki yaha ek bhaut bada pariwar rehata hai

Essi ghar ke room mai jaha kuch ansuna andekha saa hoo raha tha

Aurat - are beta abb uth ja dekh 7 bej gaye hai tuh late ho jayega

Ladka angdayi leta hua - kaya hai kyu pareshan kar rahi ho apna kam karo

Aurat- school nahi jana kaya

Ladka -tujhe jada fikar karne ki jarurat nahi hai chali jaa yaha sai

Uss aurat ke akho mai aashu aa jate hai yeh sun kar

Use nai phir sai uss ladake ko hilaya toh use nai haath jatak diya

Aurat [rotte hu vaha sai chhali jaati hai ]

Kuch der baad Ladaka utth kar beth jata ha aur (man mai) yaar ye subah subah kaya

bakwaas laga rakha hai chal beta utth ja ab to nicche bhi mari jayegi phir vo uth kar fresh hota hai aur niche breakfast ke liye ja rha tha tabhi

Chhaaataak ek karara tappad usse pada

Ladaka picche mud kar teri ma ki ..... aur baaki ke sab muh mai hi rah jate hai

Ladki - tune mom ko kaya kha hai jaldi bata

Ladka - yar tum log picha ku nahi chhodate har time mere naak mai dum kar ke rakahte ho

Ladki -kaya kaha tunne hum sab tere dushman todi hai

Ladka - tum sab ek hi jese ho aur tum to kuch jada hi apne aap ko maharani samajhti ho ab jao yaha sai mera mood na kharab karo

Ladki. ---(ye bhi roote hue yaha sai nikal jati hai )




Phir woh ladaka jakar breakfast table par beth jata hai Sab (Family) dining table par ussi ko ghur rahe the

Ladaka- yaha koi mela laga hai kaya jo sab ke sab joker dekhnai bethe ho kahana khalo

Par koi kuch nahi bola

Woh ladaka uthata hua - chhodo mai hi chala jaata hu kahte raho aram sai

Woh apna bag leta hai aur waha sai apne school nikal jata hai ( Yeh koi aur
nhi hamre hero hai Dev Rajput hai ) Par sayad aaj eska ek aur kaharab din tha school ke gate par kuch ladke kadhe hai


Ladka1st - Dhekho be aa gaya fatu

Ladaka 2nd - abe ye fatu nahi darpok bhi hai

Tabhi ek ladki aati hai aur jor ka tapad use mar deti are dev ko nahi Ladaka 2nd ko

Esska naam hai komal

abb yeh kyu yaha hai aur kaya hai yeh khudh hi bata degi

Komal - tumhari himmat kaise hu ase baat karnne ki

Ladka 1st yaar chhod na komal kyu ess ke liye hume kyu pareshan kar rahi hai

Komal - aap jaante ho phir bhi tum chaloo dev Par dev komal ko andhekha kar ke

Muh niche kar ke waha sai sidha class mai chala Jata hai

Ladaka 1st - Sam
Ladaka 2nd - Rajeev

Sam - dekh dekh abhi bhi tujh sai bina bole chala gaya

Komal sam ko roak ke - bus bhaiya jaane bhi do

In class room



Dev - Are akash kaya haal hai

Akash - sab mast tu bata yaar

Dev - bus apna to tuh janata hi hai na

Aur dev ka shir nicche ho jata hai

Akash - yaar tu uss ke baare mai jada na socha kar

Dev - tuh thik kehata hai yaar ab teri baat maan kar to maine ghar par bhi drama shuru kar diya hai par yaar mujhe bahut bura lagata hai ase sab ko irritate ignore beizzat karna aur mom ko esse bolna to khuch jada hi bura lagata hai bhai

Akash- yaar ab kar bhi kaya sakate hai bus too yaar ghar sai nikal jaa

Dev - yaar ye too kaya kah rha hai bhai

Akash - sahi yaar agar unn logo ko ye pata chal gay to vo log to jite ji mar hia Jayenge

Dono ke aakho sai aashu nikal jate hai par madam ko aate dekh kar dono apna face rumal sai saaf karte hai

Madam - good morning baccho mera naam Meera hai aur mai aap ki english and class teacher bhi hoo too agar koi bhi help ki jarurat ho to mujhe bata dena only study related any doubt

Class - No mam

Meera - that's good to ye aap logo ka pahela din hai 10th standard mai too aap sab ko pata hi hoga ki ess saal aap logo ko board dena hai too bahut hardwork karna hoga

Class - yes mam

Meera - to thik hai apnni books nikalo ......ase hi 3 classes ke baad interval ho gaya

Sab Canteen mai janne lage


Akash - yaar aaj kaya order karu

Dev - yaar kuch spicy order kar bhai

Akash - ok

Sam- abe chutiye tu kab sai spicy kaah nai laga

Akash - Jab sai teri bhen Ess ke piche padi hai

Sam - jada mat bol nhi too

Dev - Sorry sam akash yaar tu jaa lekar aa

Sam - Abb ki na kaam ki baat aur tuh ab chup chhap ess fattu ke sath beth ja samajha

Akash - teri to.....

Dev usse pakad kar agge bad jata hai

Komal - Bhai app uss sai assa ku bolte ho..

Sam - isne tujhe naa kaha kaise jab tumhare sath ghumata tha tab to bada accha lagata tha ab kaya ho gaya

Komal - bhai app ko kuch doubt nhi ho rha jo ladka aap ke jaan dene to tyaar rahata tha aaj 1 mahine mai kya badal gya

Sam ke dimag kharab ho jata hai

Sam - Komal gusse ke vajah sai maine to ye socha hi nhi par kaya karu woh hamesha gussa dila ke chala jata hai

Komal - Bhai kuch to pata karna padega

Sam - Tum sahi kehati ho oye rajeev jara yaha aa

Rajeev (rv)- ji bhai

Sam - yaar tu jaa kar pata laga ye sale dono kaya khichadi paka rahe hai

Rv - kaya didi ki shaadi ho gayi aur hume bulaya bhi nahi ye to galat hai party to banati hai

Sam ( ghuse mai ) - abe yaar tujhe har time bakchodi sai fursat nhi hai yaar mai yaha serious baat kar rha hu aur

Rajiv - sorry bhai sorry sis

Komal - koi baat nahi bhai par jo bhai keh rahe hai uss kam ko kar doo please

Rajiv- bhai bhi bolti ho aur please bhi

Komal- sorry bhai aage sai essa nahi hoga

Rajiv- par tum dono uss mai etana interest kyu le rahe ho jab usse apani dosti ki kimat hi pata nahi hai

Awesome update

 

[Shanu]

Appun ko lagta h re bidu ki main villain ki entery ho gayi h re baba.... Update ke End me jo dialogue tha re baba maza aaga.....

 

[ellysperry]

UPDATE 3

Shaam ko


Sam - Arre kaha rah gaya tha yaar

Rajiv- yaar kuch baat patta chali hai par jada kuch samajh nahi aayi

komal- batao too sahi

Rajeev- batana kaya sunata hu maine sab record kar liya hai

Sam- ye to aur aacha kiya tunne

Komal - ruko saloni di aa rahi hi par yaar 5:30 baj gaye abhi tak nahi aayi

komal saloni ko call kar deti hai

Komal- hello di kaha ho hum yaha kab sai aap ka wait kar rahe hai

Saloni - are ye dev nai mom ko dhakka de diya sir par chot aayi hai khoon kaafi nikala gaya hai

Komal - kaya ye sab kaise ho gaya

Saloni - haaa par ab thik hai doctor nai checkup kar liya hai

Saloni -tum log kaya batane wale the batoo do abhi

Komal- Vasse hum aaa rahe hai aap ke pass wahi bata denge

Sam - kaya hua

Komal - chaloo dev ke ghar jaldi Lagata hai ye ladaka pagal ho gaya

Sam bike lekar dev ke ghar ki taraf nikal padata hai rajeev aur komal ko lekar

Dev house

Saloni -are komal tum aa gayi chaloo andar chaloo

Komal -aunty kaha hai

saloni-andar hai

sab log 2nd floor pai aa jatte hai savitri ke room mai

Komal - are aunty kaya hua ye sab kaise ho gaya aur dev kaha hai

Ess sawal ko sunnkar savitri ko dev ke ghar chhod kar janne ki baat yaaad aatti hai

Savitri -Dev dev saloni dev kaha hai

Saloni(gusse mai )- app usski chinta matt karo app ko dhakka Diya tha na usne esse phele too woh mar jata to thik hota

Savitri - saa........a....loni....

Aur ek thapad uss ke galo par jor sai mar deti hai

Komal -aunty ye galt hai galti kisi aur ki aur Aap maar kisi aur ko rahi ho

Savitri - arre beta Dev ko dudho woh ghar chhod ko janne ko kah rha tha aur ussne mujhe dhakka nahi diya woh to mai behosh ho gayi thi

Saloni - nhi de...vvv.....de....v nahi ja sakata

Woh bhhagati hui dev ke room mai jaati par waha toh koi nahi tha saloni kaa dil betha jaa raha ki ussnai ghus se mai apne bhai ko kaya bola aur laat mari
Woh phir apni mom ke room mai aati hai

Saloni - mom vo chala gaya mom voooo

Aur sab ke aakho mai assu aaa jaate hai.
Tabhi saloni ko khuch yaad aata hai

Saloni - komal vo baat kaya hai jo tum batane wali thi

Komal - Rajeev bhai vo recording sunao to sahi

Rajiv chalu kr ke - lo suno



Khuch dher baad

Sab sochne lagate hai ye scientist ka kaya chakkar hai

Savitri - sunno ji mujhe lagata hai mera beta kisi mussibat mai hai aap kuch karoo na


Suraj - tum chup ho jaoo mai dhekhata ho arre sam

Sam - ji

Suraj - beta chaloo jaldi akash ke ghar

Sam - ji uncle chaliye

Edhar Dev akash ke ghar ke bhar bell bajata hai to akash ki mom jase hi gate kholati hai samne dev khada tha par uss ki halat dhekh kar usse 440 volt ka jahtaka lagata hai

Dev pura khoon mai sanna hu tha aur usske god mai cute si ladki thi jo behosh thi

Akash - kon hai mom arr......rre ye sab kaya hua Dev aur ye richa di ko kaya hu
hai

Riccha - akash sister

Dev khuch nahi bolata hai buss andar ja kar riccha ko sofe par lita deta hai
aur jaise hi piche hota hai bus ettna hi kha pata hai meri mom ka dhyaaa..nnnnnn....

Aur behosh ho kar gir jata hai

Akash jaldi sai apne papa ko ambulance laane ko kehata hai kuch dher mai tino Dev thar riccha ko admit kar dete hai par abhi dev ki tabiyat sahi nhi thi aur dev ess time icu mai hai..

Aap soch rahe honge ki aakhir dev ko hua kaya hai.

To chalate hai Ek ghante piche jab doctor ghar aate hai usske mom ka ellaj karne to Dev ghar sai bahar aa kar khuch budbuda raha tha

Dev- uss chutiye ki vajah sai aaj Maine mom ke saath aisa kiyaa kahi kuch ho jata toh

Yahi sab sochte hue woh aage badh raha tha

Ek jagah par kuch dost apas mai baate kar rahe the

Vikky - kyu kar rahe ho bakchodi
Kyu kar rahe ho bakchodi
jab tumne kisi ki bhen nhai chodi

Sarre dost - wah bhai maja aa gaya

Vikky - abe deep tu bhi kuch sunna bhai

Deep - Raat ka tha wkhat tha
Raat kaa tha wkhat tha
Hum kar rahe de khhudai
Par nashe mai hum bhul gaye
Ki Padoss mai hi ho rahi hai chudai .

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha aisi hi awazo sai woh jagah gunj rahi thi

Vikky - ab chup karo vo dhekho maal aa rha hai

Deep - Kya figure hai bhai ek baar mil jaye too.....

Vikky -millege millege par yaha sai to utho

Dono uss ladaki ke pass ja kar

Are oo jaaneman kaha ja rahi ho matak matak ke

Ladki - mud kar tum yaha bhi aa gaye

Deep - are bhai ye to apna hi college ka maal hai

Ladaki - aee mr tamiz sai baat kar

Deep - teri tamiz tu apnni ch...uuuuu.......Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Dev - sochana bhi mat

Vikky - Abe tere senior hai jada mat udd warana apne jaan khoo dega

Dev - mere pass khuch khone Ko nahi hai par tuh jarur khoye ga

Vikky- abe haram khoro tum kaya apnne baap ka wait kar rahe ho mar daloo esse aur uss chammak chhalo ko mere ghar le chalo

Maroo...... oo....o..............

Shor sun kar waha kaafi log ekhata ho jate hai

Dev piche hat kar ek lat deep ke muuh par marata hai aur vo picche gir jatta hai tabhi uss ladki ki awaj aati hai bhai....iiii.....

Dev piche mudd kar dekhata hai ek ladka ladki (Riccha ) ko khich nai ki kosis kar raha hai

Dev gusses mai aa kaar appne back pocket mai sai iron Punch nikal kar phenata hai aur uss ke sir par mar deta hai jo siddha uss ke sir mai guss jatta hai aur woh wahi bhagawan ko pyara ho jatta hai ye dhek kar sab ki faat jaati aur riccha too jase murti ban gayi

Par sare dost ghusse mai aakar uss par hamala kar

Etnne logo kaa ek sath hamala dev rok nahi paata ek laat uss ke peet mai padati hai aur uss ke muh sai khoon nikalne lagata hai

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UPDATE 4

Riccha jor se chillati hai Use hairani bhi ho rahi thi ki ek laat mai kaise khoon aa gya

Tbhi ek rod dev ke jhaag par padati hai aur usski jaangh fat jati hai aur road par blood hi blood

Riccha ab Hosh mai aa gayi thi

Aur ek bada patthar utha kar deep ke sai sir par mar deti ye dhek kar vikky aag babula ho jatta hai aur

Vikky - ab too maregi ha ab tu gayi

Tabhi wha par ek car ruk jati hai usse mai khuch adami nikalte hai ek ke hath mai Talwar the to bakiyo ke hath guns aur bhi saaman the

Adami 1 - maalik aap jao hum dhek lenge

Vikky - ha aur ees ko maarne sai pahele es ladki ko mar denna

Adami 1 - ji

Aur vikky apne Dosto ke sath waha sai nikal jata hai

Adami 2- chal rani ab marne tayyar ho jaa

Adami 1 apni talwar sai ek waar karata hai riccha par aur tabhi ek jor daar chikh nikal jati hai

Hua ye tha ki jaise hi vo waar karata hai dev riccha ke samane Aa jata hai aur talwar uss ke pet mai guss jati hai aur ye dhek kar riccha behosh ho jati hai

Tabhi ek car aadmi 1 ko uda deti aur uske sare adami boss keh kar uss ke pass jate hai

Ye sab etni jaldi ho rha rha tha ki kisi ko kuch samaj mai nahi aa raha tha
aur dev mauke ke fayada utha kar riccha ko le kar woh side mai bhaag leta hai aur thodi dur pe jakar ek auto sai nikal jata hai par riccha ko uthane ki wajah sai uske pet par kafi dabaw pad rha tha aur blood nikal rha tha joh auto sai ho kar road par tapak rha tha

Auto wala- are bhai kaha fasa raha hai tuh mujhe

Dev apna puch wala haath aage karke kyu ki usko pata tha agar woh auto waale sai madad ko bolega woh jaroor bahane marega aur etna time tha nahi

Dev - jitna bola utana kar warana

Auto wala - dar ke thik hai

Dev (man mai)- ye bhagawan bus ese sahi salamat ghar le jau uss ke bad mar bhi jaau to koi baat nahi

Ye mere sath kaya ho raha hai ek sath etnai saari musibat

Aur dev nai auto ko akash ke ghar sai thoda side mai jatara taaki usko pata naa chele kaha gaya dev uske baad agar woh kisi ko kuch bata bhi de aur usko paise dekar akash ke ghar ki taraf gaya

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Udhar Dev house

Komal- didi uncle ko call karo naa kitni dher ho gayi hai

Savitri - ha beti call kar mera bhi dil ghabara rha hai

Saloni- loo dad ka phone aa gaya ha dad khuch pata chala

Suraj - ha beta dev ekdum thik hai tum log khana kah loo mai kaal aaunga

Saloni - kal ku dad

Suraj - woh beta abhi mujhe kam sai delhi jana pad rha hai to dev ko bhi sath le ja raha hu

Saloni - (chauk ke ) dev aap ke sath ja raha hai .

Suraj - ha beta thoda kaam hai baad mai baat karata hu

aur phone cut jata hai

Saloni - ( has kar ) mom dev papa ke sath delhi ja rha

Komal aur savitri ek sath - sach mai

Saloni - haaa sacch mom chalo komal hum dinner ready karte hai tab tak mom aap aaram karo

Savitri - beta bahut aaram kar liya ab toda kaam kar lu

Komal /saloni - bilkul bhi nahi

Komal - aap tab tak tv dekho

Savitri - thik hai thik hai jao aur remote mujhe de do.

Usske baad savitri tv dekhdhekheag jati hai aur ye dono maharani kahana banate hue bate kar rahi hai

Saloni - are komal to bata rahi thi ki tujhe koi ladaka pasand aya hai to kab kar rahi hai propose.

Komal - (ronne jaisa muh bana kar ) usne mana kar diya

Saloni - kon hai woh ullo ka patha jisne meri pari jasi bhen ko mana kar diya

Tabhi picche sai awaaj aati hai

Pari to mai hu aap kis ki baat kar rahi ho

Komal - what a surprise pari aur neha tum dono yaha

Pari - ha aaj hi mama ghar sai aaye to hame unke sath aa gaye 1 month ho jaye bhaiya ko dekhe bina kaha hai wo
kaya unhe hamari yaad nhi aati aur unhone call karana bhi band kr diya aur humara call bhi nahi uthate hai ab mai kabhi mama ke ghar nahi jaungi

Neha - mai bhi nahi jaungi

Komal - arre ab tere dev bhai badal gaye hai

Neha - aap chup ho jaaiye apko kaya Pata hamare bhai kaya hai humare bhai apni bheno ke liye jan bhi de sakate hai

Saloni - dene ka to pata nhi le jarur sakata hai

Pari/neha - (chilla kar )didi

Neha - aap log chup chaap bata do kaha hai bhai

Komal - dad ke sath DELHI gye hai kal ayenge tere bhai

{Saloni ghur ke komal ko dekhati hai }

Pari - chhalo thik hai Unka room to eahi hai yaa phir badal diya

Saloni - nhi wahi hai ku abhi to woh yaha nhi hai phir kaya karana hai

Neha - aap ko to pata hai na hum dono ko unn ke bed par need aati hai ok aap log dinner bana lo jab ho jaye tab bula lena

Saloni - haa maharani log bhaut bade kaam karke aayi hai naa

Neha - jalati hai didi hum dono sai

Saloni aakhe uchi karke - mai kyu jali tum dono sai haa

Pari - kyu ki bhai aap sai jada hum dono ko manate hai ess liye

Saloni - woh mujh sai jada darata hai samajh jaa

Pari - haa tabhi toh bola aap dara ti rehana taaki hume jada focus mile aapko naho

Saloni has ke - youu........

Woh dono aur komal bhi hasane lag jati hai

Saloni - chalo aab jao tum log fresh ho jao

Vo dono challi jati hai aur komal apne hi khayalo mai gumm ho gayi

Komal - (dhir sai ) kitne lucky hai dono ki unke sath sone ka mokka milata hai

Saloni - kyaa kaha tumne

Komal - kuch nahi didi

Saloni - (man mai sochate hai ) ye dev ko etna respect sai kyu baat kar rahi hai.

Komal - hello hello di di kaha kho gayi.

Saloni - kuch nahi waise kaya naam hai uss kaa

Komal ke to pasine aa jaate hai

Saloni- bata na

Komal - woh ...... woh.....

Saloni - bol jaldi tujhe meri kasam

Komal - di ye emotion blackmail hai

Saloni - di bhi kehati hai aur etani si baat bhi nahi batati hai jaldi bata

Komal- dddd.......ee......

Tabhi savitri tezz sai saloniiiiiiiii

Saloni/komal bhaag kar unke paas jati hai

Saloni - kaya hua mom

Savitri - beta tu appne dad aur dev ko bula jadi mera man ghabra raha hai

Saloni - are mom ek din ki to baaat hai

Savitri - komal beta tu phone utha mera mai khud kar deti hu

Komal phone uthane hi waali thi ki pari ki awwaj atti hai bh...aaa.......iiiiiiiiii...

Saloni - aaj ghar mai sab pagal ho gaye hai uss ke liye ab ess ko kaya hua Sab dev ke room mai jaate hai vha dono roo rahi thi

Savitri - kaya hua beta

Neha - mom mom woh bhai

Komal - arre kucch bata bhi do

Pari ek Video chala kar unhe de deti

Hai Tino video dekhe nai lagati hai par jase talwar dev to lagati hai tino chilla chilla kar roone lagi haa ye dev ki fight wali video thi jo kisi nai net par viral kar di thi ghar ke baki logo sham ko hi kisi party mai gaye the .............

Jo ab vapas aa kar bell baja rahe the .....deti

Awesome update
Ab ye dev ki vedio kisne banayi thi aur wo boss kaun tha jisne talwar se waar kiya tha dev per