Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

[Dev the lover]

Bahut badhiya update hai bhai....
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[Dev the lover]

Update 242
( MEGA )
Chapter
Khonni Aatank 8

Sona ne haath jod ke kaha, "Itna gussa theek nahi hai ji."

Main mazaak karte hue muskuraaya, "Ji Devi ji, gussa nahi yeh toh humara pyaar hai."

Saloni hath jhatakte hue chhoti si naak sikod ke boli, "Shede! Kyun nahi keh dete ki nahi laa kar doge? Ruk, mai dad se kehti hoon!"

Maine aankh maarte hue kaha, "Arre baba, itni si baat pe dad ko laane ki kya zaroorat hai?"

Saloni haath kamar pe rakh ke tikhhi nazar se boli, "Mujhe tumhari baatein samajh nahi aati, kabhi kehte ho didi duniya ki sabse pyaari hai, aur jab kuch maangti hoon toh ghoorte ho jaise tumse tumhari jaan maang li ho!"

Maine haskar kandhe ucha diye, "Accha? Duniya ki sabse pyaari ho toh kya saari duniya tumhe red saari hi pehente dekhe?"

Saloni aankhein dikha ke boli, "Haan toh? Tumhe kya problem hai?"

Maine muskurate hue dheere se kaha, "Problem mujhe nahi hai, par tumhe red saari pehne dekh kar kahi ghar ki saari khoobsurati mujhse door na ho jaaye!"

Saloni (halki muskurahat ke saath) jhuk ke mere samne aayi aur dheere se boli, "Kyun? Tumhe kya dar lag raha hai ki meri khoobsurti tumhari biwiyon se jyada chamak jayegi?"

Maine ekdum halki si muskurahat ke saath aakhon me shaitani chamak laate hue kaha, "Tumhare saamne toh Chand bhi fail hai didi!"

Sona aur Devika phat se has padi!

Saloni ne mujhe ghoor ke dekhna shuru kar diya aur daant pis ke boli, "Dad! Aap iski baatein sun rahe hain?"

Dad akhbaar se nazar hata ke bole, "Arre arre, kya hua meri gudiya ko? Gussa kyun aaya?"

Saloni haath jod ke dad ke samne shikayat karne lagi, "Dekho na dad, maine red saari mangwayi thi Diwali me pehenne ke liye, yeh laa kar nahi de raha hai!"

Maine thoda muskurate hue kaha, "Maine kab mana kiya?"

Dad mujh par thodi naram daant lagate hue bole, "Dev, nahi beta, apni didi ko tang nahi karte, waise bhi kal hi bohot kuch galat hua hai, ab aise mat kar."

Maine chhoti si smirk ke saath kaha, "Par dad, red saari? Yeh kyun pehnegi? Shaadi toh meri hui hai, meri wife pehengi!"

Saloni haath jod ke taunt maarte hue boli, "Tumhare dimaag me har baat biwi aur shaadi tak hi kyun aati hai?"

Maine aankh maar ke mazaak me kaha, "Kya karoon, didi? Tum bhi toh sirf apne bhai se dikhawa karti ho, asal me jo tum chhupa rahi ho woh batao na?"

Saloni (mann me) andar hi andar sochne lagi, "Mera pati bohot chaalu hota jaa raha hai… Mere muh se nikalwana chahta hai ki mai uski didi nahi, biwi hoon…"

Saloni na-jane-ka natak karte hue boli, "Matlab?"

Maine halke se hasi dabaate hue kaha, "Yeh ki tumhe sirf red saari nahi chahiye, tumhe yeh bhi chahiye ki sab tumhe sabse sundar bhi bolein!"

Saloni thoda nakhre se boli, "Haan toh? Tumhi ne toh kaha tha ki tumhari didi sabse pyaari hai!"

Maine halke se uski naak dabate hue kaha, "Pyaari toh ho… par tum agar saari pehno toh bhi sexy lagti ho, aur agar na pehno toh bhi!"

Sona aur Devika phir se has padi!

Dad ne tez thappad mere kandhe par maara aur aankhein dikha ke bole, "Oye! Yeh baatein apni biwiyon se karna! Didi se nahi!"

Main hans pada aur Saloni ne sharm se mujhe zor se mukka maar diya!

Saloni ghusse me boli, "Dad, aap iski mat suno!"

Dad halke se hans ke bole, "Baat toh sahi hai beta, tu kuch aur pehen le."

Devika jhat se beech me tapak padi, "Nahi pitaji, yeh sab ke liye hi kyun na laa de saadi? Aur koi zaroori nahi ki red saari sirf shaadi-shuda aurat hi pehne!"

Main Devika ko ghoor ke dekha, "Tumhe bolna zaroori tha?"

Devika halki si muskurahat ke saath boli, "Woh… main bas…"

Dad halki hasi ke saath bole, "Koi baat nahi, ab uska bhi haq hai tujh par."

"Itna toh main bhi samajh gaya hoon, tu jitni bhi ladkiyan yaha Saloni ya Komal ki friends bana kar laaya hai, unse teri khichdi pak chuki hai!"

"Baap hoon tera, samjha?"

Main hans pada aur woh dono waha se sharmaate hue nikal gayi.

Saloni door se palat kar boli, "Tumhe abhi bhi lagta hai ki main red saari me sexy nahi lagungi?"

Maine halki si shaitani smile di, "Didi! Tum kis angle se sexy nahi lagti?"

Dad ne fir se thappad maara!

Dad - "Oye chup!"

Dad - "Jaa Dev, dilwa de meri laado ko jo chaahiye, agar koi shikayat hui toh main kuch nahi jaanta, Bhau se keh dunga bas!"

Maine thoda nakhre se kaha, "Dad, aap bhi!"

Dad mazaak me bole, "Main bhi kya?"

"Ab tere dada ne mere saath bhi aisa kiya tha, toh mujhe bhi badla lena hai!"

"Sach me maza aayega!"

"Kyuki teri ek toh nahi beta! Biwi… aur biwi ki baatein toh Rab hi jaane!"

Mujhe yakeen nahi ho raha tha!

Dad Saloni ke saamne aise baat kar rahe the?!

Par jo bhi ho, sab khush hain, bas yahi kaafi hai!

Dad - "Kya soch raha hai?"

Main - "Dad, woh Roshni aur Giri…"

Dad - "Beta, abhi ek din hua jo unke saath hua hai, par main nahi chahta ki woh isme dub kar khud ko bimar kare."

"Tu apni shaktiyon ka istemaal kar ke kuch kar ki sab theek ho jaaye!"

"Musibat me aakhir yaad aata hai toh kaun?"

"Apna hi ansh! KDEV!"

"Wahi sahi karega ab!"

Dad wahaan se chale gaye, par Saloni wahin khadi mujhe ghoor rahi thi.

Main thoda irritate hote hue bola, "Aise kya dekh rahi ho?"

Saloni ne haath baandh kar jawab diya, "Dad ke saamne itna uddta kyun hai?"

Main mazaak me bola, "Aaj meri Saloni didi ka bhoot wapas aa gaya kya?"

Saloni ne aankhein taaki, "Haan, kyun? Dar lag raha hai?"

Main hasi dabaate hue bola, "Haan, kya karun? Tum toh hamesha mujhe tapaad rakhne ko betaab rehti ho!"

Saloni ne aankhein dikhaate hue kaha, "Ruko, abhi batati hoon!"

Jaise hi usne ek kadam badhaya, main turant uth kar bhaag liya. Woh bhi mere peeche bhaag rahi thi.

Maa ne dekh kar pucha, "Arey, kaha bhaag rahe ho tum dono?"

Main haste haste bola, "Baad mein aata hoon!"

Saloni zor se chilayi, "Main kehti hoon, ruk ja!"

Maa ne sir hila kar kaha, "Arey, isse kya ho gaya? Yeh kyun Chandni Devi bani ghoom rahi hai?"

Main bina kuch sune seedha bahar nikal gaya. Gate tak aate hi Saloni ruk gayi. Dheere se boli, "Nahi aa rahe andar?"

Main door se haath jod kar bola, "Naa baba! Naam hai chala, thoda ghoom kar aata hoon."

Saloni ne aankhein ghumai, "Wapas aao tab bataungi main!"

Main hansi dabate hue bola, "Dekh lunga jo hoga!"

Saloni ne bhaav khaate hue kaha, "Accha ji!"

Main sir hilaate hue bola, "Ji maharani ji!" Itna kehkar main bahar nikal gaya.

Tabhi mera phone baja. Maine dekha aur receive kiya, "Haan hello, kya hua?"

Riccha ki awaaz aayi, "Woh maa aur Akash aa rahe hain, zara unhe station se le aao na."

Main surprise hote bola, "Kya? Akash yaha aa raha hai? Aur tumne abhi tak bataya nahi?"

Riccha thoda naraz hokar boli, "Aapko apni iss biwi ki yaad kab aati hai?"

Main hasi dabate hue bola, "Arey darling, aisa mat kaho, bas—"

Riccha ne baat kaat di, "Busy the, yahi na?"

Main jaldi se bola, "Nahi, aisa nahi! Bas kuch din aur, phir tum sabki shikayatein puri karunga!"

Riccha ne halki si hasi di, "Accha ji!"

Maine ek dum se pucha, "Ek minute, tumhare paas Devika hai kya?"

Riccha hairan hokar boli, "Nahi toh, kyun?"

Main mazaak me bola, "Usne sabka dimaag kharab kar rakha hai! Sab ‘Accha ji’ karti hai toh mujhe bada ajeeb lagta hai!"

Tabhi phone se Devika ki awaaz aayi, "Aisa kyun hai ji?"

Main hasi dabaate bola, "Tum... tum nahi maanogi na?"

Devika shararat bhari awaaz me boli, "Nahi ji, main nahi maanungi!"

Main thoda exasperated hote bola, "Accha ji! Uff, tum bhi na! Chalo, baad mein baat karta hoon, station jaana hai."

Maine phone cut kiya aur jeb me rakh liya. Abhi thodi door hi chala tha ki kisi ne mujhe awaaz lagayi...

Madan ne door se awaaz lagayi, "Kaa ho bhaiya, kaha chale?"

Maine mud kar dekha aur muskurate hue bola, "Arey Madan bhaiya, kya ho raha hai aaj kal?"

Madan haath jod kar bola, "Humara chhodo, nayi bahuriya le aaye aur bataya bhi nahi!"

(Yahan Komal ki baat ho rahi hai, thoda confusion ho sakta hai kyunki sabko pata hai ki Masoom Dev ki patni hai. Par ab baaki yaadon ke saath sab baatein Masoom ki Komal se jud gayi hain.)

Maine hasta hua kaha, "Arey, kaisi baat kar rahe ho! Dawat denge na, zaroor aana. Aur haan, aap apni bhabhi ji ke haathon ke besan ke laddoo zaroor lana, bada din ho gaya kuch accha khaye!"

Madan haath hila kar bola, "Jaa kaha rahe ho?"

Maine haste hue jawab diya, "Arey bhaiya, jara mehmaan aaye hain, station jaa raha hoon."

Madan muskuraya, "Accha, ee toh badhiya ba!"

Maine haath jod kar kaha, "Accha bhaiya, Ram Ram!"

Madan bhi haath jod kar bola, "Ram Ram!"

Main aage badh gaya. Itne saalon baad iss mitti ki khushboo mehsoos ki, ajeeb laga par achha bhi.

Gaon se bahar aane hi wala tha ki tabhi woh aa gayi, jiska maine sapne me bhi socha nahi tha...

Aditi ne car ka sheesha neeche kiya aur hansi dabate boli, "Dekh kya rahe ho? Andar aaiye na!"

Maine gate khola aur chup-chaap andar baith gaya.

Aditi ne pucha, "Kaha chalun?"

Maine dheere se kaha, "Station."

Car aage badh gayi, par meri nazar sirf Aditi par thi. Main use bade gaur se dekh raha tha.

Aditi ne aankhein jhuka kar kaha, "Aise mat dekhiye, mujhe sharam aa rahi hai!"

Main mazaak me bola, "Aur woh kyun?"

Aditi muskurate hue boli, "Pata nahi kyun!"

Maine thoda ghambeer hote pucha, "Par yahan kaise tum?"

Aditi ne mazaak bhari nazar se dekha, "Kyun? Galat kiya kya aakar?"

Main turant bola, "Arey nahi, aisa kuch nahi! Waise, ab tumhari tabiyat kaisi hai? Jab se tumse mila hoon, sahi se do pal bhi nahi bita paya..."

Aditi ki aankhon me halka sa dukh tha. Shayad woh kuch chhupa rahi thi.

Maine uska chehra dekha aur thoda pareshaan hote bola, "Bolo, chup kyun ho?"

Aditi dheere se boli, "Kya bolun main?"

Maine uski aankhon me aansu chamakte dekhe aur ghabra kar bola, "Arey tum ro kyun rahi ho? Gaadi roko!"

Aditi ne haath se ishaara kiya, "Nahi, main thik hoon..."

Uski awaaz me jo dard tha, woh mujhe andar tak mehsoos ho raha tha...

Main uski aankhon ki nami dekh kar dheere se bola, "Phir itni dukhi kyun ho?"

Aditi ne thoda samhalte hue kaha, "Main sach kahun toh maine jo chaaha, sab uska ulta ho gaya..."

Maine chhinta bhari nazar se dekha, "Aisa kya ho gaya tumhare saath? Kahin maine kuch galat toh nahi kar diya?"

Aditi ne meri taraf dekha aur ek pal ke liye chup rahi, phir dheere se bola, "Haan, aapne hi kiya hai."

Mera mann ghabra gaya. "Maine? Maine kya kiya?"

Aditi ki awaaz me ek dukh tha, "Maine socha tha, jab main aapse milungi toh aapke saath ghoomungi, aap mera dhyaan rakhoge, meri fikr karoge, meri achhi-buri aadaton par mujhe ched doge... par aapne toh shaadi karke mujhe ek taraf fenk diya, jaise main koi samaan hoon!"

Maine thoda hansi dabate hue kaha, "Arey arey, tum na bilkul paagalon ki tarah sochti ho! Gaadi roko, side mein!"

Aditi ne gaadi ek taraf roki. Maine turant AJ ko yaad kiya.

AJ ki awaaz aayi, "Maalik, aapne yaad kiya mujhe?"

Maine dheere se kaha, "Haan, ek kaam karo. Zara iss gaadi ko thoda change kar do, kuch classy dikhe!"

AJ ne bas ek chutki bajayi, aur purani gaadi ek shandaar luxury car me badal gayi.

Maine muskurate hue kaha, "Chalo, station le chalo!"

Aditi mujhe hairani se dekh rahi thi. Maine uska haath pakda aur dheere se kaha, "Ab batao, aisa kyun sochti ho?"

Aditi ne ek gehri saans li aur dheere se boli, "Kyun? Kya galat socha maine? Bachpan se suna tha, mera rakshak aisa hoga, waisa hoga... mera bohot dhyaan rakhega. Par kisi ne yeh nahi bataya ki main uss rakshak ki wife ban jaungi, aur phir bhi woh mujhse baat tak nahi karega!"

Main uski baat sun kar thoda hasa, "Arey Aditi, tum bhi na! Yeh ekdum bachon wali baatein kar rahi ho!"

Aditi ne gusse se aankhein taaki, "Dekhiyega, hasiye mat! Main koi bachi nahi hoon!"

Maine haath utha kar maafi maangi, "Accha baba, sorry sorry! Bolo, kya khaogi? Aaj humhari Phoenix biwi ko kuch accha khila deta hoon!"

Maine abhi apni baat puri bhi nahi ki thi ki Aditi ne ek jhatke me apne hotho ko mere hothon se mila diya.

Meri saansein ek pal ke liye ruk gayi. Maine turant uska sir peeche se pakad liya aur uske hothon ko chusne laga. Wah! Kya meethe hoth the! Jaise gulkand se bhare hue, gulab ki khushboo se mahakte...

Aditi bhi apna pura dam lagakar mujhe mehsoos kar rahi thi. Uske haath mere seene par aaye, aur ek halka sa dabav banaya. Maine dheere se usse chhoda.

Aditi ne saans lete hue kaha, "Hhhuuhhh...
fffuuuhhh... huhh..." Jaise 4 km bhaag kar aayi ho!

Maine uski haalat dekh kar ek mischievous smile di, "Batao na, kya khaogi?"

Aditi ne aankhein ghumai, "Aapke hoth khane ka socha tha, par aap toh mujhe hi chusne ko utaavle ho gaye!"

Meri hasi chhut gayi... "Arey tum bhi na!"​

 

[Dev the lover]

UPDATE 243
Chapter
Khonni Aatank 9

Maine uske hothon par ungli phirayi aur dheere se fir se chusne laga. Usne bhi wahi kiya, mere hothon ko apne andar samaate hue…

Aditi ne halki si muskurahat ke saath kaha, "It’s tasty!"

Maine uski aankhon me dekhte hue bola, "Tumhare yummy hain!"

Aditi ne aankhein ghumai, "Ab?"

Main mazaak me bola, "Ab kya? Kuch kha lo, baaki baad mein… Shayad station aa gaya hai!"

Maine car ka secret door knock kiya.

AJ ne turant khola, "Ji?"

Maine kaha, "Jara ek station se pehle ek popcorn shop par rokna."

AJ ne sir hila diya, "Ji!"

Maine hasi dabate hue Aditi ki taraf dekha, "Waise meri pyari si biwi ko aur kya pasand hai?"

Aditi ne excitement se kaha, "Mujhe na, naye naye kapde pehna bahut pasand hai! Roz naye naye!"

Maine haath jod kar kaha, "Matlab meri jeb khaali karne ka pura iraada hai?"

Aditi ne nakhrebazi dikhate hue kaha, "Yeh kya? Aapko paise ki chinta hai, meri khushi ki nahi?"

Maine hans diya, "Arey meri jaan, yeh patiyon ka copyright dialogue hai! Dad se kaafi suna hai!"

Aditi hasi, "Main Devika didi se seekhungi yeh sab!"

Maine uske sir par pyaar se haath rakha, "Haan, par aise hi masoom rehna!"

Jaise hi maine ‘masoom’ bola, ek pal ke liye kahin kho gaya… Masoom ki yaad aa gayi thi.

Aditi ne mujhe hilaya, "Kaha kho gaye? Gaadi ruk gayi hai!"

Maine saans li aur kaha, "Acha chalo, bahar!"

Hum dono car se utar gaye.

Main Aditi ko lekar popcorn stall par pahucha.

Maine stall wale se kaha, "Bhai, jara popcorn dena!"

Popcorn wala bola, "Ji, masala bhi daal doon?"

Aditi ne turant mana kar diya, "Nahi!"

Popcorn wala muskuraya, "Ok!"

Hum dono popcorn lekar paidal chalne lage. AJ car peeche-peeche laa raha tha. Sab log humme aur car ko ghur rahe the, jaise koi VIP aaye ho.**

Achanak Aditi ka face gusse se bhar gaya.

Maine surprise hote pucha, "Kya hua ab?"

Aditi ne aankhon me aag lete hue kaha, "Woh ladki ne aapko kya bola?"

Main thoda confused hote hue bola, "Kya bol diya?"

Aditi ne gusse se kaha, "Aye sexy!"

Maine turant peeche mud kar dekha. Ek ladki door se mujhe aankh maar rahi thi.

Aditi ka gussa aur badh gaya, "Iski toh...!"

Maine turant Aditi ka haath pakad liya, "Arey tum bhi na! Woh sirf car se attract ho rahi hai!"

Aditi ne gusse me aankhein taaki, "Iski maa ki... saali kutiya!"

Mera dimaag ghoom gaya. Samne ek aunty khadi thi, jo yeh sab sun chuki thi. Mujhe shock laga—yeh Aditi ne gaali kaha se seekh li?!

Main turant bola, "Chup, chup!"

Aditi ne haath jhatak diya, "Nahi! Iska muh tod dungi mai!"

Aunty ne hairani se pucha, "Yeh kaun hai?"

Aditi ne bina soche samjhe jawab diya, "Aapko kya? Mere pati hain!"

Hey Bhagwaan! Pagal kahin ki!

Main aunty ki taraf dekha, phir haste haste unke pair chhukar bola, "Aunty, namaste!"

Aunty ne ek halki si smile di, "Namaste beta! Yeh ladki kya bol rahi thi?"

Tabhi Aditi ko samajh aaya ki aunty kaun hain. Woh turant jhuki aur unke pair chhune lagi.

Aunty ne haath rakha uske sir par, "Khush raho! Par Dev, tujhe chain nahi hai kya? Beta ruk jaa, abhi bhi kahin saare baal naa uda baithna!"

Main thoda muskurate hue bola, "Nahi aunty, aisa nahi hai! Bas thoda sa... fisal jaata hoon!"

Aunty—Rekha ji (Richa aur Akash ki maa)—hansi dabaate boli, "Jyada mat fisla karo beta, abhi bahut umar padi hai!"

Main thoda hassa, "Acha aunty, Akash kaha hai?"

Rekha ji ne saamne ishaara kiya, "Aa raha hai, woh raha saaman ke saath!"

Maine Aditi ki taraf dekha, "Tum aunty ke saath car me baitho, main Akash ko leke aata hoon!"

Rekha ji ne pucha, "Kaun si car hai beta?"

Aditi ne excitement se car ki taraf ishaara kiya, "Yeh waali, mummy ji!"

Rekha ji ne hairani se dekha, "Mummy ji kyu kaha?"

Aditi muskurate hue boli, "Richa didi ki mummy meri bhi mummy hui na!"

Rekha ji hasi, "Bahut accha sochti ho! Par usse aaj nahi chhodungi, thik hote hi maa ko bhool gayi, seedha yaha aa gayi!"

Aditi ne sharmate hue kaha, "Chaliye na, mummy ji, car me baithiye!"

Rekha ji car me baithti hui boli, "Wow! Kaafi acchi car hai!"

Aur tabhi maine Akash ki taraf kadam badhaye...

Scene: Car ke andar

Aditi ne excitedly pucha, "Aapko acchi lagi, mummy ji?"

Rekha ji ne car ke andar nazar daal kar kaha, "Off course, beta! Shayad maine aisa model kabhi dekha hi nahi hai!"

Aditi ne haste hue kaha, "Andar chaliye!"

Woh Rekha ji ke saath andar aakar baith gayi.

Aditi ne pucha, "Kya lenge aap?"

Rekha ji hasi, "Arey beta, aise keh rahi ho jaise yahin khana khilana hai!"

Aditi ne muskurate hue jawab diya, "Nahi mummy ji, is car me khaane-peene ka samaan hai, driver ke paas!"

Rekha ji hairan hokar boli, "Accha? Toh ek soft drink do!"

Aditi ne saamne ek drawer jaisa khola aur waha se soft drink nikaal kar Rekha ji ko de diya.


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Baahar: Station ke andar

Main aur Akash saamne-se aa rahe the.

Maine haste hue usse ek halka dhakka diya, "Kya be ghochu, kabhi yaad bhi kar liya kar!"

Akash hansa, "Arey yaar, thoda busy tha! Dad ne kuch kaam se bahar bheja tha. Aur tu saale kabhi padhai ko serious lega?"

Main mazaak me bola, "Saale, main khud ko serious nahi le raha, tu padhai ki baat kar raha hai!"

Akash hans ke bola, "Accha maharaja, ab chale?"

Maine muskurate hue kaha, "Haan chal bhai! Waise, Riccha ko aaye kuch hi din hue hain, par lag aisa raha hai jaise woh tum sabse saalon se nahi mili ho. Kaafi khush dikh rahi hai!"

Akash thoda serious hokar bola, "Waise tabiyat toh bilkul thik hai na unki?"

Maine uske kandhe par haath rakha, "Chal, jaa ke dekh lena! Mujh par vishwas karega nahi!"

Akash hans diya, "Chal, zyada bhaav mat kha!"

Hum dono car me baithe aur ghar ki taraf rawana ho gaye.

Aditi, Rekha ji se baatein kar rahi thi aur main Akash ke saath laga tha, purane dino ko yaad karte hue. Sach, bachpan sabse acche dino me se ek hota hai.


Location : RAW Agency, Secret Room

Waha hala ho raha tha, kabhi koi bol raha tha, kabhi koi. Room ke andar kaafi log the, aur har taraf ek tension bhara mahaul bana hua tha.

Yaha kaun kaun tha?

Main seat par:
CM of Delhi

Left side:
CIA Agency Head – Anthony Siemon
MI6 Head – Tom Cruise
Indian Blackout Agency Head – Rohan Verma

Right side:
Cyber Expert of International Security – Mike
Mohan Sir (RAW Senior Officer)
Tourism Minister – Ganesh Ramagopal

Itne bade-bade log yahaan kyun jama hue the?
Aayiye jaante hain...

RAW Agency – Meeting Room

CM (thoda gusse me) – "Kya ab aap sab ladna band karenge?"

Tom Cruise (MI6 Head) – "Sir, aap log jo bhi karna chahein, par hamare agents ko chhod dijiye!"

CM (Mohan ki taraf dekhte hue) – "Mohan, inke agents ko kyun pakad ke rakha hai tumne?"

Mohan (RAW Senior Officer) – "Sir, aapko pata hai na yeh terrorist group bahar ka hai? Hum inke har agent ki jaanch kar rahe hain!"

Anthony Siemon (CIA Head) – "Sir, yeh hamari galti nahi hai! Aapke agents jahan-tahan jaake hadkad machate hain, toh aisa hi hoga na?"

Rohan Verma (Indian Blackout Agency Head, gusse me) – "Sir, aap yeh baat kaise keh sakte hain? Jab pichhli baar hamare agents investigate karne gaye the aur ek Indian agent hotel me maara gaya tha, tab aap logon ne kaha tha ki 'Hamare desh me Indians ko investigation allow nahi.' Aur ab jab aapka agent yaha pakda gaya hai, ussi jagah jaha attack hua tha, toh bhaage-bhaage aa gaye?"

CM (serious tone me) – "Yeh baat tumne bilkul sahi kahi!"

Tom (thoda ghabraya hua) – "But hamare logon ka kya?"

Mohan ne gusse se Tom ki taraf dekha, "Tom, aap humein fool samajhte hain kya? Humein yeh nahi pata ki yeh koi chhota-mota masla nahi hai? Jismein saari world ki famous agencies shamil hain?"

CM ne Mike ki taraf dekha, "Mike, tum kya kehna chahoge?"

Mike ne ek gehri saans li aur bola, "Sir, maine jitna pata kiya hai, yeh attack ek Liquid Mobile Phone se hua hai!"

Room me ekdum silence chha gaya. Tom, Mohan, Rohan, CM, aur Siemon—sab shock me ek doosre ko dekhne lage.

Tom ne confusion se kaha, "Iska kya matlab? Liquid Mobile jaisa kuch nahi hota!"

Mike ne thoda sochkar jawab diya, "Main zyada nahi jaanta iske baare mein... Last time maine iske baare mein suna tha, par tab yakeen nahi kiya. Jab Istanbul me ek cyber attack hua tha, tab ek aadmi se mulaqat hui thi—shayad koi agent tha. Usne meri jaan bachayi thi. Us waqt usne Liquid Mobile ki theory batayi thi, par maine usse sirf ek afwah maana. Par jab maine ab ispe dhyan diya, toh mujhe laga ki shayad yeh possible hai!"

Mohan ne curiosity se pucha, "Woh agent kaun tha?"

Tom bhi serious ho gaya, "Haan, humein bhi jaanna hai. Aaj ke attack ke baare mein ek agent itne saal pehle kaise jaanta tha?"

Siemon ne halki si smile di, "Jaha tak mujhe pata hai, uss mission par sabhi agencies thi. Par usse rokne wale aapke agents nahi the!"

Tom ne haath table par maarte hue kaha, "Yes, you are right! Uss waqt jo mission par the, woh thi The Unbeatable—JOKER TEAM!"

Mohan ne ek thandi saans li, "Haan, sahi kaha... Par ab woh team toot chuki hai."

Siemon thoda relax hote hue bola, "Tabhi hum log ab missions aaram se kar pa rahe hain. Warna pehle toh hum sochte hi rehte the, aur tab tak aapka woh agent mission khatam kar chuka hota!"

Tom ka chehra serious ho gaya, "Where is JOKER? Maine suna hai, woh dead hai!"

Rohan Verma ek halki si muskurahat ke saath bola,
"Nahi... Joker kabhi nahi martaa!"

Room me ek baar fir silence chha gaya.

Rohan ne aage kaha, "Yahi uski khasiyat hai! Jab log sochte hain ki ab hum relax hokar junnah karenge, tab woh tufan ki tarah aata hai aur sabki khopdi khol deta hai!"

CM ne Mohan ki taraf dekha, "Mohan, kya tum usse contact kar sakte ho? Koi chance hai ki usse is baare mein kuch pata ho?"

Mike ne curious hote hue kaha, "Kya main uski koi photo dekh sakta hoon?"

Mohan ne halki si muskurahat di, "Sorry... Ab uski jaankari mere paas nahi hai. Shayad usne apna face badal liya ho." (Jhooth!)

Tom ne demand ki, "Tab kam se kam uski purani agency wali photo toh dikha sakte ho!"

Mohan sir ne apna phone nikala aur Mike ko ek photo dikhayi. Photo ek masked aadmi ki thi—JOKER!

Mohan ne curious hote hue pucha, "Par woh toh hamesha mask pehenta tha. Tumne kaise pehchana?"

Mike ki aankhein ek dum badi ho gayi, "Yeh toh wahi hai!"

Mohan shock me aaya, "Kaise? Tum kaise jaante ho?"

Mike ne ek gehri saans li aur dheere se bola, "Jahan main fasa tha, wahan bahut zyada heat radiation tha... Aur phir ekdum se..."​

 

[king1969]

Bahut hi shandar update

 

[111ramjain]

Nice update

 

[sorbobhuk]

UPDATE 243
Chapter
Khonni Aatank 9

Maine uske hothon par ungli phirayi aur dheere se fir se chusne laga. Usne bhi wahi kiya, mere hothon ko apne andar samaate hue…

Aditi ne halki si muskurahat ke saath kaha, "It’s tasty!"

Maine uski aankhon me dekhte hue bola, "Tumhare yummy hain!"

Aditi ne aankhein ghumai, "Ab?"

Main mazaak me bola, "Ab kya? Kuch kha lo, baaki baad mein… Shayad station aa gaya hai!"

Maine car ka secret door knock kiya.

AJ ne turant khola, "Ji?"

Maine kaha, "Jara ek station se pehle ek popcorn shop par rokna."

AJ ne sir hila diya, "Ji!"

Maine hasi dabate hue Aditi ki taraf dekha, "Waise meri pyari si biwi ko aur kya pasand hai?"

Aditi ne excitement se kaha, "Mujhe na, naye naye kapde pehna bahut pasand hai! Roz naye naye!"

Maine haath jod kar kaha, "Matlab meri jeb khaali karne ka pura iraada hai?"

Aditi ne nakhrebazi dikhate hue kaha, "Yeh kya? Aapko paise ki chinta hai, meri khushi ki nahi?"

Maine hans diya, "Arey meri jaan, yeh patiyon ka copyright dialogue hai! Dad se kaafi suna hai!"

Aditi hasi, "Main Devika didi se seekhungi yeh sab!"

Maine uske sir par pyaar se haath rakha, "Haan, par aise hi masoom rehna!"

Jaise hi maine ‘masoom’ bola, ek pal ke liye kahin kho gaya… Masoom ki yaad aa gayi thi.

Aditi ne mujhe hilaya, "Kaha kho gaye? Gaadi ruk gayi hai!"

Maine saans li aur kaha, "Acha chalo, bahar!"

Hum dono car se utar gaye.

Main Aditi ko lekar popcorn stall par pahucha.

Maine stall wale se kaha, "Bhai, jara popcorn dena!"

Popcorn wala bola, "Ji, masala bhi daal doon?"

Aditi ne turant mana kar diya, "Nahi!"

Popcorn wala muskuraya, "Ok!"

Hum dono popcorn lekar paidal chalne lage. AJ car peeche-peeche laa raha tha. Sab log humme aur car ko ghur rahe the, jaise koi VIP aaye ho.**

Achanak Aditi ka face gusse se bhar gaya.

Maine surprise hote pucha, "Kya hua ab?"

Aditi ne aankhon me aag lete hue kaha, "Woh ladki ne aapko kya bola?"

Main thoda confused hote hue bola, "Kya bol diya?"

Aditi ne gusse se kaha, "Aye sexy!"

Maine turant peeche mud kar dekha. Ek ladki door se mujhe aankh maar rahi thi.

Aditi ka gussa aur badh gaya, "Iski toh...!"

Maine turant Aditi ka haath pakad liya, "Arey tum bhi na! Woh sirf car se attract ho rahi hai!"

Aditi ne gusse me aankhein taaki, "Iski maa ki... saali kutiya!"

Mera dimaag ghoom gaya. Samne ek aunty khadi thi, jo yeh sab sun chuki thi. Mujhe shock laga—yeh Aditi ne gaali kaha se seekh li?!

Main turant bola, "Chup, chup!"

Aditi ne haath jhatak diya, "Nahi! Iska muh tod dungi mai!"

Aunty ne hairani se pucha, "Yeh kaun hai?"

Aditi ne bina soche samjhe jawab diya, "Aapko kya? Mere pati hain!"

Hey Bhagwaan! Pagal kahin ki!

Main aunty ki taraf dekha, phir haste haste unke pair chhukar bola, "Aunty, namaste!"

Aunty ne ek halki si smile di, "Namaste beta! Yeh ladki kya bol rahi thi?"

Tabhi Aditi ko samajh aaya ki aunty kaun hain. Woh turant jhuki aur unke pair chhune lagi.

Aunty ne haath rakha uske sir par, "Khush raho! Par Dev, tujhe chain nahi hai kya? Beta ruk jaa, abhi bhi kahin saare baal naa uda baithna!"

Main thoda muskurate hue bola, "Nahi aunty, aisa nahi hai! Bas thoda sa... fisal jaata hoon!"

Aunty—Rekha ji (Richa aur Akash ki maa)—hansi dabaate boli, "Jyada mat fisla karo beta, abhi bahut umar padi hai!"

Main thoda hassa, "Acha aunty, Akash kaha hai?"

Rekha ji ne saamne ishaara kiya, "Aa raha hai, woh raha saaman ke saath!"

Maine Aditi ki taraf dekha, "Tum aunty ke saath car me baitho, main Akash ko leke aata hoon!"

Rekha ji ne pucha, "Kaun si car hai beta?"

Aditi ne excitement se car ki taraf ishaara kiya, "Yeh waali, mummy ji!"

Rekha ji ne hairani se dekha, "Mummy ji kyu kaha?"

Aditi muskurate hue boli, "Richa didi ki mummy meri bhi mummy hui na!"

Rekha ji hasi, "Bahut accha sochti ho! Par usse aaj nahi chhodungi, thik hote hi maa ko bhool gayi, seedha yaha aa gayi!"

Aditi ne sharmate hue kaha, "Chaliye na, mummy ji, car me baithiye!"

Rekha ji car me baithti hui boli, "Wow! Kaafi acchi car hai!"

Aur tabhi maine Akash ki taraf kadam badhaye...

Scene: Car ke andar

Aditi ne excitedly pucha, "Aapko acchi lagi, mummy ji?"

Rekha ji ne car ke andar nazar daal kar kaha, "Off course, beta! Shayad maine aisa model kabhi dekha hi nahi hai!"

Aditi ne haste hue kaha, "Andar chaliye!"

Woh Rekha ji ke saath andar aakar baith gayi.

Aditi ne pucha, "Kya lenge aap?"

Rekha ji hasi, "Arey beta, aise keh rahi ho jaise yahin khana khilana hai!"

Aditi ne muskurate hue jawab diya, "Nahi mummy ji, is car me khaane-peene ka samaan hai, driver ke paas!"

Rekha ji hairan hokar boli, "Accha? Toh ek soft drink do!"

Aditi ne saamne ek drawer jaisa khola aur waha se soft drink nikaal kar Rekha ji ko de diya.


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Baahar: Station ke andar

Main aur Akash saamne-se aa rahe the.

Maine haste hue usse ek halka dhakka diya, "Kya be ghochu, kabhi yaad bhi kar liya kar!"

Akash hansa, "Arey yaar, thoda busy tha! Dad ne kuch kaam se bahar bheja tha. Aur tu saale kabhi padhai ko serious lega?"

Main mazaak me bola, "Saale, main khud ko serious nahi le raha, tu padhai ki baat kar raha hai!"

Akash hans ke bola, "Accha maharaja, ab chale?"

Maine muskurate hue kaha, "Haan chal bhai! Waise, Riccha ko aaye kuch hi din hue hain, par lag aisa raha hai jaise woh tum sabse saalon se nahi mili ho. Kaafi khush dikh rahi hai!"

Akash thoda serious hokar bola, "Waise tabiyat toh bilkul thik hai na unki?"

Maine uske kandhe par haath rakha, "Chal, jaa ke dekh lena! Mujh par vishwas karega nahi!"

Akash hans diya, "Chal, zyada bhaav mat kha!"

Hum dono car me baithe aur ghar ki taraf rawana ho gaye.

Aditi, Rekha ji se baatein kar rahi thi aur main Akash ke saath laga tha, purane dino ko yaad karte hue. Sach, bachpan sabse acche dino me se ek hota hai.


Location : RAW Agency, Secret Room

Waha hala ho raha tha, kabhi koi bol raha tha, kabhi koi. Room ke andar kaafi log the, aur har taraf ek tension bhara mahaul bana hua tha.

Yaha kaun kaun tha?

Main seat par:
CM of Delhi

Left side:
CIA Agency Head – Anthony Siemon
MI6 Head – Tom Cruise
Indian Blackout Agency Head – Rohan Verma

Right side:
Cyber Expert of International Security – Mike
Mohan Sir (RAW Senior Officer)
Tourism Minister – Ganesh Ramagopal

Itne bade-bade log yahaan kyun jama hue the?
Aayiye jaante hain...

RAW Agency – Meeting Room

CM (thoda gusse me) – "Kya ab aap sab ladna band karenge?"

Tom Cruise (MI6 Head) – "Sir, aap log jo bhi karna chahein, par hamare agents ko chhod dijiye!"

CM (Mohan ki taraf dekhte hue) – "Mohan, inke agents ko kyun pakad ke rakha hai tumne?"

Mohan (RAW Senior Officer) – "Sir, aapko pata hai na yeh terrorist group bahar ka hai? Hum inke har agent ki jaanch kar rahe hain!"

Anthony Siemon (CIA Head) – "Sir, yeh hamari galti nahi hai! Aapke agents jahan-tahan jaake hadkad machate hain, toh aisa hi hoga na?"

Rohan Verma (Indian Blackout Agency Head, gusse me) – "Sir, aap yeh baat kaise keh sakte hain? Jab pichhli baar hamare agents investigate karne gaye the aur ek Indian agent hotel me maara gaya tha, tab aap logon ne kaha tha ki 'Hamare desh me Indians ko investigation allow nahi.' Aur ab jab aapka agent yaha pakda gaya hai, ussi jagah jaha attack hua tha, toh bhaage-bhaage aa gaye?"

CM (serious tone me) – "Yeh baat tumne bilkul sahi kahi!"

Tom (thoda ghabraya hua) – "But hamare logon ka kya?"

Mohan ne gusse se Tom ki taraf dekha, "Tom, aap humein fool samajhte hain kya? Humein yeh nahi pata ki yeh koi chhota-mota masla nahi hai? Jismein saari world ki famous agencies shamil hain?"

CM ne Mike ki taraf dekha, "Mike, tum kya kehna chahoge?"

Mike ne ek gehri saans li aur bola, "Sir, maine jitna pata kiya hai, yeh attack ek Liquid Mobile Phone se hua hai!"

Room me ekdum silence chha gaya. Tom, Mohan, Rohan, CM, aur Siemon—sab shock me ek doosre ko dekhne lage.

Tom ne confusion se kaha, "Iska kya matlab? Liquid Mobile jaisa kuch nahi hota!"

Mike ne thoda sochkar jawab diya, "Main zyada nahi jaanta iske baare mein... Last time maine iske baare mein suna tha, par tab yakeen nahi kiya. Jab Istanbul me ek cyber attack hua tha, tab ek aadmi se mulaqat hui thi—shayad koi agent tha. Usne meri jaan bachayi thi. Us waqt usne Liquid Mobile ki theory batayi thi, par maine usse sirf ek afwah maana. Par jab maine ab ispe dhyan diya, toh mujhe laga ki shayad yeh possible hai!"

Mohan ne curiosity se pucha, "Woh agent kaun tha?"

Tom bhi serious ho gaya, "Haan, humein bhi jaanna hai. Aaj ke attack ke baare mein ek agent itne saal pehle kaise jaanta tha?"

Siemon ne halki si smile di, "Jaha tak mujhe pata hai, uss mission par sabhi agencies thi. Par usse rokne wale aapke agents nahi the!"

Tom ne haath table par maarte hue kaha, "Yes, you are right! Uss waqt jo mission par the, woh thi The Unbeatable—JOKER TEAM!"

Mohan ne ek thandi saans li, "Haan, sahi kaha... Par ab woh team toot chuki hai."

Siemon thoda relax hote hue bola, "Tabhi hum log ab missions aaram se kar pa rahe hain. Warna pehle toh hum sochte hi rehte the, aur tab tak aapka woh agent mission khatam kar chuka hota!"

Tom ka chehra serious ho gaya, "Where is JOKER? Maine suna hai, woh dead hai!"

Rohan Verma ek halki si muskurahat ke saath bola,
"Nahi... Joker kabhi nahi martaa!"

Room me ek baar fir silence chha gaya.

Rohan ne aage kaha, "Yahi uski khasiyat hai! Jab log sochte hain ki ab hum relax hokar junnah karenge, tab woh tufan ki tarah aata hai aur sabki khopdi khol deta hai!"

CM ne Mohan ki taraf dekha, "Mohan, kya tum usse contact kar sakte ho? Koi chance hai ki usse is baare mein kuch pata ho?"

Mike ne curious hote hue kaha, "Kya main uski koi photo dekh sakta hoon?"

Mohan ne halki si muskurahat di, "Sorry... Ab uski jaankari mere paas nahi hai. Shayad usne apna face badal liya ho." (Jhooth!)

Tom ne demand ki, "Tab kam se kam uski purani agency wali photo toh dikha sakte ho!"

Mohan sir ne apna phone nikala aur Mike ko ek photo dikhayi. Photo ek masked aadmi ki thi—JOKER!

Mohan ne curious hote hue pucha, "Par woh toh hamesha mask pehenta tha. Tumne kaise pehchana?"

Mike ki aankhein ek dum badi ho gayi, "Yeh toh wahi hai!"

Mohan shock me aaya, "Kaise? Tum kaise jaante ho?"

Mike ne ek gehri saans li aur dheere se bola, "Jahan main fasa tha, wahan bahut zyada heat radiation tha... Aur phir ekdum se..."​

Bahut badhiya update hai bhai
..waiting waiting for next update

 

[sorbobhuk]

Kab tak shuhagraat aayegi....kuch sex ki scene dekhne ko man kar raha hai kjaskar Adity ke sath

 

[Iron Man]

Update 241

Chapter - Khonni Aatank 7

Main jakar fresh hua, fir ek achhi si garam bath lekar bahar aaya aur apne bed par baith gaya. Pata nahi kyun, mere shareer me thodi si khujli ho rahi thi. Jaise kuch ajeeb sa ho raha ho. Maine socha, thoda sa tel laga leta hoon. Sarso ka tel sahi rahega, lotion toh mujhe suit nahi karta.

Main - "Pari! Pari! Kahan hai tu?"

Kuch der baad woh daudti hui aayi.

Pari - "Kya hua bhaiya?"

Main - "Jara tel lekar aa, mujhe lagana hai!"

Pari - "Aaj itne dino baad kaise?"

Main - "Kya kaise, pagal?! Pata nahi kaun si patiya lag gayi hai, shareer me ajeeb si khujli ho rahi hai!"

Pari (halki hasi ke saath) - "Haha! Abhi laati hoon!"

Woh haste hue palti aur tel lene chali gayi. Kuch der baad woh tel lekar aa gayi.

Main - "Laa de… jaldi na!"

Pari (mazak bhari awaaz me) - "Are baba! Itne utawale kyun ho rahe ho tel lagane ke liye? Main laga deti hoon, batao kahan lagana hai?"

Main - "Haan haan! Jaldi laga de! Meri peeth par!"

Woh meri peeth ke piche aayi aur achanak uske haath se tel ki sisi chhoot gayi.

Mera dhyaan kahin aur tha, par jaise hi awaaz suni, main jhat se palta aur bottle pakad li.

Main - "Uff! Pari! Kya kar rahi hai? Agar tel gir jata toh yaha sab tel-tel ho jata!"

Pari (shock me) - "Bhaiya… yeh… ek shoulder par sher ka tattoo kahan se aa gaya?! Aur yeh hil raha hai!"

Main (hasi rokne ki koshish karte hue) - "Chal laga de! Tere mazak karne ki aadat ab tak nahi gayi! Abhi tattoo… abhi sher…! Mazak kam kiya kar!"

Pari (serious hokar) - "Main sach bol rahi hoon!"

Maine uth kar mirror ke saamne khud ko dekha, par mujhe waha kuch bhi nahi dikha. Wapas jakar bed par baith gaya, par andar kahin ek ajeeb si bechaini hone lagi.

Main (andar hi andar) - "Kya sach me… kuch badal raha hai?"

Main - "Accha toh meri chocolate girl mazak karne lagi?"

Pari gusse me bottle le leti hai aur bina kuch kahe tail mere peeth par lagane lagti hai. Woh chup thi, lekin main chup nahi reh sakta tha. Isse baat karo toh chup rehne ka mann hi nahi karta.

Main - "Are baba! Naraz kyun hoti hai?"

Pari - "Meri baat par yakeen nahi aapko?"

Main - "Nahi aisa nahi… par haa! Tere haath pehle se jyada kadak ho gaye hain!"

Pari ne apne nakhun se nocha mujhe!

Main - "Aaaahhh! Arey sorry! Sorry!"

Pari - "Main abhi bhi bahut naram hoon, samjhe?"

Main - "Accha… narami ki rani! Billion ki tarah nakhun mat maaro!"

Pari - "Aap hamesha mujhe chhedte kyun ho?"

Main - "Kyun? Tujhe mujhse chhedna accha nahi lagta?"

Pari - "Nahi na! Main aapki biwi hoon na aapki GF… phir mujhe kyun chhedte ho?"

Main - "Bhai! Apni Pari ko chhedna… aur baakiyon ko chhedna alag hota hai!"

Pari muskura kar - "Accha ji?"

Main - "Ji!"

Pari - "Aur woh kyun?"

Main ekdum tez muda… aur uski kamar dono taraf se pakad li!

Pari - "Ehhhhhh! Chhodo naaaa!"

Main - "Abhi toh pakda hai!"

Pari - "Uffff… kyun?!"

Main halki si apni face uski kamar ke paas le gaya…

Aur chum liya…!

Wahi jaha uska tattoo bana tha!

Jaha Pari ka secret code likha tha…

"PDDDR"

Mere aisa karte hi…

Pari ne mujhe zor se bed par dhakka de diya!

Pari - "Aisa mat kiya karna! Aap kabhi bhi!"

Main - "Kyun baba? Kya hua?"

Pari - "Aapka control ka toh pata nahi…!"

"Mujhse nahi hota!"

"Aadat maine daali aapke paas sone ki…

"Maza Neha le gayi!""

Main - "Toh tu bhi le le… par bina goli khilaye! Warna Neha jaisi halat teri bhi ho jaayegi!"

Pari hasi aur bhaar jaane lagi.

Main - "Arre! Kya hua?"

Pari - "Gaande kahi ke!"

Main - "Arre! Woh code toh hata de ab!"

Pari - "Nahi! Woh tab hataungi jab aap khud ko mere hawaale karoge!"

Itna bolkar woh bhaag gayi, par mere chehre par ek muskurahat chhod gayi jo kaafi lambe time baad aayi thi.

Mujhe woh din yaad aa gaya jab pehli baar sote hue uski najuk si kamar mere haath mein aayi thi.

Main uthkar tayyar hone laga.

Maine baalon ko sahi kiya… aur jaise hi haath table par rakha…

Main ekdum chauk gaya!

Main ne haath hataya, woh cheez gayab ho gayi!

Mujhe laga shayad dimaag ka dhokha hai…

Shayad Pari ne jo sher ki baat ki thi, wahi dimag me chal rahi thi!

Lekin jaise hi samne mirror me dekha…

Meri jagah toh koi aur hi tha!

Matlab meri jagah… yeh tha!

Maine apne aap ko chhukar dekha…

Main theek tha!

Lekin mirror me khada woh insaan…

Nahi! Woh insaan nahi tha…

Woh ek sher tha!

Sher - "Kya dekh rahe ho? Darna mat!"

Main - "Tu kaun hai? Aur main kyun darunga?"

Sher - "Maaf karna! Aap kaise dar sakte ho?"

"Aap toh khud dar ka doosra naam banne wale ho!"

Main - "Pehle yeh bata, tu kaun hai?"

Sher - "Main yaha paas ke Dhirpur ke jungle ka raja tha!"

Main - "Tu sher hokar baat kaise kar raha hai?"

Sher - "Jaise tum manav bhediya ho… mai manav sher hoon!"

Main - "Par main uss haalat me nahi bol sakta!"

Sher - "Dil se koshish nahi ki!"

Main - "Yaha tumhara kya kaam hai?"

Sher - "Main dhanyavaad dene aaya hoon!"

"Aapne mere aur mere parivaar ka badla liya!"

"Uss Ratan Singh ko maar kar!"

Main (chauk ke) - "Kya woh sach me jaanwaron ko maarta tha?"

Sher - "Haan! Tabhi yaha se saare jaanwar khatam ho gaye!"

"Aur unki laashe… unki haweli ki diwalon par tangi hui hain!"

Main - "Chalo… tumhe insaaf mil gaya! Aur mujhe sukoon ki mere haathon galat insaan nahi mara!"

Sher - "Par aap waha apna hatiyaar ka ek hissa chhod aaye ho! Talab me!"

Main (chauk ke) - "Offf! Main kaise bhool gaya yeh sab?!"

Sher - "Apni khoon ki pyaas ko aise hi bane rehne do!"

"Jald hi aap uss par haavi ho jaayenge!"

"Aur apni marzi se jab chahein… woh roop le sakenge!"

Main - "Matlab… aur khoon?"

Sher - "Haan! Aise hi! Aur dushmano ka khoon aapko peena hai!"

"Aur saare samaaj me…"

"Dar peda karna hai!"

"Galat kaam karne walon me!"

Main - "Par inn sab se hoga kya?"

Sher - "Aapke lakshya ki pehli seedhi hai yeh! Bas… main itna jaanta hoon!"

Main - "Dhanyavaad… itna bataane ke liye!"

Sher - "Aapka bhi shukriya! Ab meri aatma ko shaanti mili hai!"

Aur woh gayab ho gaya!

Main khush tha!

Par Roshni ke liye thoda sa dukhi bhi!

Ratan Singh acche insaan the, ya nahi… yeh ab naseeb jaane!

Par jab jiska paap ka ghada bhar jaaye, tabhi toh woh marta hai!

Aur iss baar woh niyati me tha…

Ya kahun…

Manavbhediya!

Ya Werwolf!

Main neeche aaya…

Toh thoda mahaul badla-badla lag raha tha!

Ab thoda sa Diwali ka taste aaya…!

Aur haan… yeh sab bhi aa gayi!

Saloni (door se cheekh kar) - "Wahi chhod kar aa gaya mujhe?!"

"Paagal kahi ke!"

Main (andar hi andar) - "Abe yeh kya hua?"

Neha ne ishaara kiya…

Maine dekha!

Maa aur Chachi thoda bechain lag rahi thi!

Main - "Maa… Aap! Chachi ji! Sab theek hai na?"

Maa - "Woh toh theek hai! Par yeh Jhansi ki Rani kyun ban rahi hai?!"

"Haan? Gayab kaha thi?!"

"Aur yaha sabko band karke chali gayi!"

Saloni ne neeche sir kar liya.

Saloni - "Sorry maa…"

Maa aage badhi aur Neha ke kaan kheench liye!

Neha - "Aaaahhhh! Maa!"

Main ekdum chillaya!

Main - "Maa! Kya kar rahi ho?!"

Maa ne mujhe ghoorkar dekha…

Maa - "Tu apni biwiyon ki chinta kar!"

"Ja… Komal aur Janu ko sambhal!"

"Iske dimaag ka main thikana laga deti hoon abhi!"

Neha - "Maa! Chhod do na! Dard ho raha hai!"

Maa - "Accha?"

"Aur itne dino se…

"Main jo iski soch me sukh rahi hoon… woh?"

Neha - "Aaaahhh! Maa! Sorry! Ab nahi hoga!"

Main - "Maa…!"

Maa - "Shhh!"

"Lekar jaao ise andar!"

"Koi aaj mujhe iski khabar liye bina nahi rok sakta!"

Devika, Saloni, aur Sona turant aage badhi.

Devika - "Aap chaliye andar!"

Main - "Tum sab bhi!"

Devika (dheere se) - "Arey aap chinta mat karo!"

"Itni najuk nahi hai woh!"

"Maa ji ko gussa na dilaaiye…"

"Warna abhi hum sabki waat lag jaayegi!"

Main waha se akhada aur angan me jakar baith gaya.

Main - "Bas na… yaha theek hai!"

Saloni - "Perfect hai ji!"

Main - "Accha ji?"

Devika - "Rutho na ji!"

Main - "Accha ji!"

Sona - "Hua kya ji?"

Main muh bana kar - "Kuch nahi ji!"

"Aur ab 'Ji Ji' mat karo!"

"Meri maa jakar naha lo!"

Devika (haath se nose pakad ke) - "Ji! Aapki khushbu…"

"Shareer se dhoone ka mann nahi kar raha hai!"

Main - "Dhul lo! Main dubara laga dunga!"

Saloni - "Ji usse kya hoga?"

Main - "Hey Bhagwan!"

"Yeh ghar itna suna kyu hai?"

"Koi aata bhi nahi!"

"Pata nahi sab kahan hai!"​

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