Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

[Ashish120]

Superb update bhai...

 

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Waiting for next update bhai...

 

[ANUJ KUMAR]

Awesome update

 

[ANUJ KUMAR]

UPDATE 2

Komal - phele app pata to karlo aap ko khud pata laga jayega aur bhai morning ke liye sorry

Rajeev - koi baat nahi sis accha mai phir kaam pe lag jatta hu

Sam - mere kaam pe lagna ladkiya mat ghur ne lag jaana

Rajiv - tuh nhi shudhrega ga yaar kaas woh time phir aa jayeVapas

Sam - chal jada senti mat ho

Rajeev - shaam ko milte hai Phir

school khatam hone ke baad dev aur akash kisi ke ghar ke bahar

(Bell ring )


Dev - Namaste aunty

Aunty (Rekha akash ki Mom )- andar aao beta

Dev - are aunty uncle kaha hai

Rekha - kaya baat aate hi sidha uncle sai baat aunty ko bhul gaye

Dev - are nahi aunty woh kuch kaam thaa

Rekha - acha upper hai woh

Akash - chal yaar upper chal

Thodi der mai dono upper pahuch jaate hai

Dev - hello uncle namaste kaise ho aap

Uncle - bus badiya tum bolo Apna

Akash - abb woh sb chhodo ye batao kaya pata chala

Rakesh (akash ke papa) - beta khuch keh nahi sakte par US sai mera dost aa raha
hai woh tum logo ki madad kar sakata hai kyuki mujhe woh keh rha tha ki usne kuch to naya bannya hai

Dev - par unke research sai humara kaya fayda

Rakesh- abb ye to woh hi jaane mai dr ho buss dava de sakata hu aur baki sab upper wale ke haath mai hai (mahol jada garam hota dekh)

Dev - upper wale room mak koi aya hai kaya jaau kaya mil ke aau mai

Tino jor sai hasne lagte hai par un he ye nhi pata ki koi unki baate record kar raha hai

Shaam ka time tha do log resturant mai baaten kar rahe the ye koi aur nhi sam aur uski bhen komal thi


Sam- arre ye Rajeev ka bacha abhi tak aaya kyu nahi pata nahi kaha mar gaya

Komal - aa jayega be patience

Komal - acha bhai meri baat hui hai saloni didi sai woh keh rahi thi ki dev baare mai koi baat nahi karni aur kafi uadass lag rahi thi

Sam - ab kaya kiya uss nai

(1 hour before )
Tuhi mujhko bata de chahu mai yaha na

Hello Hello

Komal - kaya baat hai didi kis sai pyaar ho gaya bada romantic song laga rakha hai

Saloni - Tu apni ye bakwas band kar

Komal - Aree gussa kyu hoti ho acha dev kaha hai

Dev ki baat sun kar wo rone lagati hai

Komal - arre didi yeh kaya aap ro rahi

Saloni rooti rahi

Komal - please didi please aap chup ho jao

Saloni - Jab kisi ka bhai etna batmeez ho to koi roye ku naa bata

Komal - ab uss nai kaya kiya(saloni subah ki saari baat bata deti hai are sorry dosto woh jo dev ko subah jisani pita tha vo hi to thi humari saloni didi )

Komal - ye esse ho kaya gya didi

Saloni - patta nahi khuch samaj mai nhi aa raha hai

Komal- app aisa karoo abb shaam ko 5baje x*********restro mai aa jana kuch baat karni hai

Saloni - us behuda en saan ke baare mai kuch nhi sunana aur phone cut ho jata hai (aur ye sari baat komal sam ko bata deti hai )

Sam -ruk mai bulata hu unhe

Sam apne phone sai unko call karaa hai

Sam - hello didi

Saloni - are sam kaise ho ghar par sab thik hai

Sam - ha didi bus app ka ashirvaad hai mai keh rha tha aap jara komal ke bataye hue address mai aa jana kuch baat hai

Saloni- nahi mai nahi aaunga

Sam - ap ko dev ki kasam

Saloni - aye kaya pagal pan hai sam

Sam - please didi

Saloni - aacha chalo thik hai mai aati hu

Udhar Dev appne room mai khuch soch raha tha tabhi

Maa- arre beta khanna kah le dev khuch nahi bolata hai

Mom - beta meri galti to bata de

Dev - app bus chali jaoo yaha sai

Mom ko ajeeb lagata hai ki subah to Tuh aur abhi app

Mom - kaya kaha tune

Dev thoda gussa la kar

Dev - mai ye ghar chhod rha hu jis sai app ko koi pareshani naa ho

Ye baat sunn kar jaise ko bomb fut gaya ho wahi par dev ki mom chilla kar Dev........behosh ho jati hai dev ye dekh kar apni mom ke pass jata hai

Tab tak unka sir paas ke table sai takra gaya aur unnka khoon nikalne lagna woh apni mom ko uthane wala tha ki saloni aa gayi

Saloni - yeh kaya kiya kiya tune

Dev - di dekho na kaya ho gaya mom ko

saloni ko etna gussa aa gya ki usne pass aa kar use laat mar di

Aur tab tak sab jama ho gaye

Saloni - abb app log yaha khade mat raho papa aap doctor ko phone karo

INTRO TIME

DEV /DD(DE DEVIL) - APNA HERO KAAFI SENTI BANDA HAI BUS PYAAR KI BASHA SAMJHATA HAI PAR KISSI BHI CONDITION MAI APNE AAS PAAS KE LOGO KO KO DHUK NAHI PAHUCHANA CHAATA

SURAJ RAJPUT - DEV KE DAD

SAVITRI RAJPUT - DEV KI MOM

SALONI - DEV KI BADI BHEN

NEHA - DEV KI MIDDLE BHEN LEKEN DEV SAI CHHOTI

PARI - DEV KI SABSE CHOTI BHEN

RANI RAJPUT - DEV KI BADI BUA JI KIRAN RAJPUT - DEV KI 2ND BUA JI

DEEPA RAJPUT - DEV KI 3RD BUA

VISHAWAS RAJPUT- CHACHA 1

NAINA RAJPUT - CHACHI 1

SHIKHA - NAINA KI BADI BETI

KIRITI - MIDDLE BETI

SANJANA- SABSE CHHOTI

RAHUL - BADA BETA SIKHA SAI CHHOTA

AMIT- SABSE BADA BHAI PURE GHAR MAI

SURESH RAJPUT- CHACHA 2

REEMA RAJPUT - CHACHI 2

REEMA JI KI DO JUDWAAA BETIYA HAI

KASISH AUR RITU - JUDWAA

SUMIT - REEMA KA LADKA

DEVRAJ RAJPUT - DEV KE DADA

SUSHMITA RAJPUT - DEV KI DADI

Nice update

 

[Alok]

Very nice update bhai...

 

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MEGA UPDATE - 13

Rahul - arre aap yaha

Dada - yeh

Maine unhe rok diya

Mai - pari ka friend hu aap kaise jante ho

Rahul - kaya sir etne bada kaam kiya aur esse bol rahe ho jaise khuch jaante hi nhi ho

Sikha didi to ghur rahi thi

Tabhi saloni aa jati hai

Saloni - kaya hua kyu gala faad rah hai are tum sab ek saath yaha

Sumit - arre saloni mene suna teri
school mai kisi sai ladayi ho gayi thi

Saloni Ghusse mai - badi jaldi pata chal gaya aap ko to kaam sai fursat kaha vase aap ko kaise pata chala

Rahul - arre didi puri jagah news fali hai ki aap ko bachane ke liye ek hero nai fight ki hai

Mai - arre yar ye kaya hero laga rakha hai mai toh bus normal insaan hu

Sumit - aap dd hi hai na

Mai - ha kyu koi shak hai kaya

Sikha - nahi nhai ye to pagal hai aap ki madad ke liye shukriya

Dada - chaloo bacho fresh ho jaoo tumhara bhai aane wala hai

Sikha - aur koi shocking news bachi hai kaya

Dada - haa

Maine phir beech mai aakar - aap ka bhai pagal hai kaya

Sajana - oye honge tum kahi ke hero par agar mere bhai ko khuch kaha toh accha nahi hoga

Mai - arre mera matalb hai aap log usse dhund rahe ho aur wo etne pyaar karne wale pariwaar ke pass kyu nhi aaya

Ritu - aisa nhi hai bus wo kisi kam mai busy honge ya problem mi

Aaj apne priwar ka etna bharosa dhekh kar mai khush ho gaya

Esse hi edhar udhar ki baate hoti rahi mai soch raha tha picche ek saal mai mere sath kaya hua hai saloni didi sai aaj raat baat karani hai

Thodi der baad sab table par baith Jaate Hai

Mom - arey kahan reh gaye ab tak Saloni jara phone karke pata karna

Saloni - Haan Main abhi phone Karti hu

Saloni dad ko call kar deti hai tabhi gate khulta hai dad andar aate hai

Mom bhagate hue unke pass jati hai

Mom - kaha hai mera beta

Dad - jaha ka address mila tha vaha nahi mila

Mom - to vapas ku aaye jaiye abhi dhudh ke laoo

Dad - arre suno to sahi

Mom - mujhe khuch nahi sunana bus aap dhud ke lao

Aur wo bhar janne lagati hai

Dada - bhau ruk ja agar wo ess shar mai hai to jarur mil gayega


Dad aur Mom dono andar aa jate hai Dad mujhe dhekhe kar shock ho jaate hai

Dad - ye yaha kaya kar rha hai

Mom - ye pari sai pyar karata hai wahi leakr aayi hi essko

Vaha bethe sab shock

Komal, saloni,pari ko chhod kar

Dad - ye kaya bakwas kar rahi ho

Mom- sahi kah rahi hu kal raat neha nai enn dono ko room mai dhekha tha

Dad mujh sai - tum jara mere sath room mai chaloo

Mai - ji

Phir mai aur dad room mai aa jaate hai
Dad mujhe kas ke gale laga lete hai aur rone lag jate hai

Dad kaha chala gay tha tu bata mujhe asse koi apne pariwar ko chhod kar jata hai

Mai bhi rote hue - nahi Dad mai aap logo ke bina kaise jinda rah sakata hu Par aap ko mere baare mai kisnai bataya

Dad - mai jo kaam sai akash ke ghar gaya to us nai tumhare baare mai batya

Mai - accha to ye baat hai

Dad - ye pari tere baaree mai kaya baat kar rahe hai

Phir maine kal raat sai lekar saari baate bata di kiss ko chod kar

Dad - accha to apni mom to tang kiya jaa rha hai

Mai - mai to kab ka bta deta par pari ki kasam sai ruka hua hu

Dad - chaloo koi baat nahi tab sai tere bina yeh ghar sunna thaa

Par humari baate koi sun raha tha tabhi ek ladaki bhagti hue aaye aur mere gale lag kar mere gaalo ko chum nai lagi

Dad - accha to chup sai sun rahi thi aur ye kya tunne esse pura gila kr diya

Ritu - ye mere bhaiya enhe chumu ya gila ye mere hai

Mai - chal tuh Joh thik kahe par ye
Chumanna band kar

Dad - chaloo niche sab wait kar rahe hai

Mai - Dad aap niche ja kar maa ko bta dena abb bus bhaut ho gaya
Dad - thik par baad mai pari ko tum sambhal Lenna Phir hum tenno niche aa gaye

Mom - ho gayi baat

Dad - par ladaka mujhe pasand nhi hai

Pari ke to jaise saree armano par paani phir gaya

Mom - sahi kaha par mujhe lagata hai enn dono nai khuch galat kr liya hoga

Mai - mom........bus....

Mom to chock gayi aur baaki log bhi mere aise chillane sai

Mom - tum mujhe kyu mom keh rahe ho

Papa - kyuki yahi tra dev hai apne bete ko nahi pehchan payi abhi tak tuh

Mom dev dev kehati hue mere gale lag gyi

sab ke sab shock ho gaye vapas jaise koi tv serial ho bus shock shock ho raha hai

Mom- kaha chala gaya tha meri yaad nhi ayi kya

Mai - aap ki yaad naa ayye asa kbhi ho sakata hai jab hosh aaya sidha yaha aaya ess liye toh

Mom - to phir etene dher sai yeh sab natal kyu kar raha tha

Mai - kuch nhi buss toda sa majak tha

Mom - agge sai kbhi aisa mat karana

Mai- chaloo aaj ke baad nahi karuga bus kahana khilaao jaldi

Maa - tuh na kahata to bhi khilati kitna shuk gaya hai

Saloni - shuka nahi ek saal mai six pack bana liye hai essnai

Neha mujhe azeeb sai dekh rahi thi pata nahi kyu mai jab sai aaya kuch toh azeeb saa ho raha hai

Usske baad hum khanna khane beth gaye aaj sabhi bhaut khush lag rahe the mujhe bhi aab jakar sukun mila

Mom - mai toda aaram karta hu baad mai aap sab sai tasalli sai bate karunga aur komal tum bhi ghar jaao kal milate hai rahul tumhe chhod dega kyu rahul

Rahul - Haa Kyu nahi bhai

Komal - Ok jaisa tum kaho

Uske baad mai aakar apne room mai soo gya

Shaam ko meri need khuli to meri dhekha ki meri mom aur pari bethe hue khuch baate kar rahe hai

Mai - kaya ho rha hai kis baat par etni baat chal rahi hai

Mom - tere kaale karname aur poll khol rahi hai

Mai jhatt sai uth jata hu

Mai- Kon sai karname

Mom - yeh komal aur masoom ka kaya chakar hai

Mai - achha khabari Nee Sab Bata Diya

Pari - Jyada mat bolo

Mai Pari ke kaan mai sucide ke baare mai to nhi bataya pari nai naa mai shir hila diya

Mom - ab tum dono ladana mat Shuru kar dena

Mai - Achha aap khana nahi khatti kya

Mom - kyu aisa kyu laga

Mai haate hue aap bhaut patali ho gayi ho

Maa - Ruk Ja Badmas matalab mai phele moti thi ruk bahut Bigad Gaya tuh

Mai bathroom mai bhaag gaya

Thodi der baad mein Bahar aya toh dekha

Saloni didi bhi aa gayi thi

Mom - arey Dev fresh Ho Gaye chalo tum log Baatein karo main coffee Lekar Aati Hoon

Mai - thik hai

Phir Mom Neeche Chali Jati Hai

Mai saloni Didi ke paas jakar- didi Yeh Sab Kaya chakkar Jab Tum Mujhe pehle se Jante thi phir ye sab natak kyu

Saloni - nhi mai keval dd ko janti thi

Mai - accha khuch to batoo

Saloni - tere baare mai sab khuch pata tha par ye nahi pata ki tuh yhi mera bhai tha ye to sabke sath pata chala hai

Mai - Dd ko kaise janti ho

Saloni - kyuki dd ki magani ho gayi hai masoom sai

Mai /pari - kayaaaaa..............

Mai - ye kaya bakwas hai accha ek minute essi liye ussne sucide ki kosis ki hai

Saloni - ha par komal sai kab sai pyar karata hai

Mai - aisa khuch nahi hai didi

Saloni - abb chhupane sai khuch fayada nahi hai.

Mai - par didi jab meri us se magni hui thi to kaya kbhi ussenai ye tatoo nahi dhekha hoga

Saloni - arre jab tu hamare sath wonder park gaya tha humne bhi aisa koi tatoo nahi dhekha

Pari - aap kab gayi bhaiya ke sath

Saloni - dev ke sath nahi dd ke sath gayi thi tujhe pata hai naa 2 mahine phele mera Uk ka trip gya tha na tab hi masoom eske sath aayi tab hi

Mai - par didi Dd hai kya kuch pata hai

Saloni - yeh baat keval mujhe aur masoom aur usske pita ji ko pata hai

Mai - ab suspense khatam karo aur batoo

Saloni - mujhe ye bhi pata hai tera face change kiya hai par mujhe ye baat samajh mai nhi ayi ki masoom nai kyu chipayi ki tuhi mera bhai hai kyuki jab usnai tera asali face dhekha tha

Mai - too usse sab maloom tha ki phir usse ye sab kyu kiya aur aap nai park mai ku nhi pehchana mujhe

Saloni - kyuki ussnai mana kiya tha ki tumhare sir par chot ke karan yaadas chali jayi hai aur ek secret baat hai

Mai - accha wo secrete baat kaya hai

Saloni - yahi ki tune eek saal mai woh kiya hai jo koi bhi nahi kar paya

Mai - jada ghumaoo mat

Saloni- tum ek secret agent ho aur woh bhi bahut famous

Pari - ghanta famous koi janata to hai hi nahi

Mai - pari gaali nahi beta mere samane toh nahi

Pari - ye beta mat bola karo gandi feeling aati hai

Mai - kis chiz ki baani hai tu kabhi bhi khuch bhi

Pari - strawberry ki chatana hai

Mai- didi esski nautanki lagi rahegi aap aage bato koi mujhe kyu nahi janata

Saloni - kyuki dd ka face kisi nai nahi dhekha nahi wo hamesha hi joker ka face bana ke aata hai aur unhonne nai ek video dhikayi pari bhi video dekh kar daar gayi aur mujhse dhur haat gayi

Mai - pari mujhse mat daro mai dd nhi hui agar hota bhi tuh kyu dar rahi hai

Pari mere gaale lag gayi bhaiya kitana bhayankar hai ye sab ek baar tv mai dhekha tha par ye pata nhi tha ki ye aap hi ho

Saloni - ye log kisi ladaki Ki izzat utarna caah rahe the tabhi ussnai matlab tumnai enhe asse mara tha

Mai - mai nahi hu ho woo

Saloni - tum ladakiyon ke bahut kuch bhi ho aur crush bhi kyuki ye to ek case hai pata nahi kitni ladkiyo ki jaan aur izzat bachai hai etana hi nahi tumsai milane ke liye ladkiyo nai apne friends ke saath ulta sidha ka try kiya jhutta taaki tum unnhe bacha lo

Mai - accha etna famous hai ye dd par khuch sahi samajh nahi aa rha sab bhikhara sa lag rha hai aap ko ye sab kaise pata chala

Saloni - tum baare mai pehle to mai nahi jaanti thi jab tum yaha aa rahe the tab masoom ne sab khuch bataya aur ye bataya ki tum yaha kisi kaam sai aaye hoo

Mai - aur ye magani ka kaya chaakar kar hai

Saloni- mai bhi esse liye tumse ghussa thi kyuki dd ki magani tak to thik tha par jab mujhe pata chla ki tum mere bhai ho to Mujhe gussa aa gya Par tumsai ab gussa hone galat tumhe todi pata tha ki tum kaya kar rahe ho

Mom - kiski magani ki baate ho rahi hai

Pari - bhaiyya ki

Mai- are pagal

Mom - tezz sai aaji sunate ho

Dad bhagte hue aate hai

Dad - kaya hua etna chilla kyu Rahi ho

Mom - are apke bete nai magani kar liye aur aap kah rahe hai ki mai chillau naa

Dad - kaya dev ye sab kya hai

Mom - dad woh dad

Mom - kaya wo wo laga rakha hai bina hume baate ye sab

Saloni - wo ess ne nahi ki balki dd nai ki hai

Mom - dd kon hai

Dad - aaj kal yeh dd naam bada famous ho rha hai tv paar ussi ki baate hoti rahati hai par beta tumhe ye naam rakh nai ki kaya jarurat hai

Saloni - ye wahi dd hai

Dad - kaya ye ho hi nahi sakata wo to harayana ki aur baki jagah ki news hai

Mai - mai bhi ek saal sai harayana mai tha

Mom - koi mujhe batayega yaha kya chal rha hai

Saloni didi nai phir sari Baate baate unnhe batayi

Mom - to phir mujhe abhi apni bhau sai milana hai

Mai - mai ye sagai nhi mannata

Dad - tuh kay tera baap bhi manega ek baar jo Humare khandan sai jud gaya to usse koi mana nahi kar sakata tere aane sai hum bhaut kush par hum kisi ladaki kaa hal uss sai nahi le sakate hai

Sabhi hasane lagte hai

Mai - Mom ye sab to bus ho gaya

Mom - beta khuch baate wkhat par chhod dete hai

Mai - par......

Mom - chup kar ye bata meri bahu kha hai masoom ja usse le kar aa

Pari - unhone to sucide kar liya hai

Saloni - pagal ladki time dhekh ke bola kar aram sai kuch nahi hua thik ho jaayegi woh

Mom - Hey Bhagwan ye Sab kya hai Dev

Mai - kuch nahi bas Thoda Sa
misunderstanding hai Mom abb thik hai wo city hospital mai hai

Mom - Chalo Hospital

Mai - haa chaloo mai bhi jaane waala tha

Aur yeh pari ki bina dekhe baate karne ki wajagh sai Hum sab hospital ki taraf nikal jaate hi

Thodi hi dher baad hum waha pahuche

Location - hospital

Mom (mujhe hila kar )- dev dev dev

Mai (hosh mai aate hue )- ha Mom kaya ho gaya

Maa - kaha khoo gaya

Mai - khuch nahi asse kuch soch rha tha

Maa - baad mai sochana hospital aa gaya andar chal

Mai - Ha Mom chalo

Hum log andar gaye aur masoom ke room mi aa gaye masoom ke pass uske pita ji aur mami , mama , aur ek ladaka aur ladaki khade the jo mami ke bache the aur dr

Karan purohit - masoom ki mami ka Ladaka

Surbhi purohit - unki ladaki

Mai - doctor kab ya thik ho jayegi

Doctor vikas - jadi le aaye the esse liye ab kaffi sudhar hai bus khuch dher mai hosh aa jayega mene injection to kaafi phle laga diya par pata nahi hosh kyu nhi aa rha

Mai - chalo thik hai

zabardast

 

[Sauravb]

UPDATE - 21

udhar gate par kadha wo addami sab sun raha tha uski aanko mai panni aa gya

ladaka - chaloo apna samman le lo

sab saman pack karne lage tabhi uss ladak ka dayan pass pade beg par gaya

ladaka - maa ess beg mai kaya hai

Nilam - beta sona/tulsi ki kitabe hai enn dono ko padane ka kaafi shok hai abhi enka sona (12 ) tulsi (mbbs 1st year ) ka class shuru hui thi ki ye sab ho gaya

ladaka - aap sab kitabe bhi le lo aur bus kapde aur khuch mat lenna

usske baad sab car Mai beth kar uss aadmi ke ghar nikal gye

jab wo car sai utare to ek aalishan bangalon ke samane the jis par likha tha "SHURYA VILLA"

addami - shurya Kumar " owner of shurya construction" 40 year

Arav kumar - shurya son ( 22) private detective agency hai esski jasusi eska passion hai

Jhannavi urff janu - shurya daughter (12th class )18 bhaut hi ghmandi har wakt bus paise aur ameer hone ka ghamand joh usske family mai koi nahi chahata ki ussko ho

Kaamini Kumar - shuraya wife 35 saal kaafi saant swabhav aur hamesha apne bacho ke chinta mai dubi rahati hai

shyaam Kumar - shuray ka bada bahi

Maalini kumar - shyaam ki wife

Lokesh 22 /shalu23/- shyaam ke beta beti

Phir sabhi andar aate hai hai

aur andar aate hi

Janu - chii papa kin garibo ko le kar aaye ho

Shurya - janu tum baat karne ki tamiz bhul gayi hai aur tuh school kyu nahi gayi aaj

Janu per patakte hue wha sai apne room mai chali jati hai

Shurya - kaamini enn logo ko picche wala ghar dhika de aap log esske sath jao aur tum mere saath aao kaya naam hai tumhara

Ladaka - naa.....mera

Shurya - ha bahi aab naam bata Mai Etna kaya sochana

Nilam - esska nam devdutt Singh hai

Sona - ha hum esse pyar sai DD khate hai

Ladaka(Mai ) - dd haa yahi to naam hai mera

Shurya - dd chaloo mere sath

(dev dutt ek random naam hai )

mai - ha chalye

phir hum dono garden Mai aa gye

mai - ha sir kaya baat hai

Shurya- tum mere beti sai to mil Liye ho wo todi naadan hai humare laad pyaar aur paise ka natiza jisnai bus usse paiso tak hi seemit kar diya agar wo tum sai badsaluki kare to bura mat manana

Mai - nahi aasi koi baat nahi hai aap befikar raahe par mai ek saath aapke bete aur beti ko guard kaise karunga

Shurya - usse tumhari jada jarurat nahi hai bus tumahari taakat dhek kar mujhe laga agar wo musibat mai hua to tum usse baacha loge

Mai - kaya karte hai wo

Shurya - jasusi ka bhoot sawar hai uss par

Mai - thik hai mai dyan rakhunga

Shuray - ye lo 30 hazzar rupay advance

Mai - sir bahut bahut shukriya

Phir usske bad mai phichle wale ghar me aa gaya

Nilam - sona tera kangan kaha hai

Sona - maa woh kaho gaya

Tulsi - sacha bata bahane mat banna

Sona - wo maine girwi rak diya hai

Nilam - kyu

sona - wo eelaz ke liye paise nahi tahe to esse liye aur jhutt bola ki dost sai udhar liya hai

Mai - ye sab kiya aapne kyu

Sona - aree aap yaha nahi woh toh bus maine aise hi

Mai - ek anjan ladake ke liye etna sab kiya aap logo nai ye baat ye DD kabhi nahi bhulega

Sona - bus bus rahene do

Mai - accha aap dono( sona /tulsi)mere sath chaloo

Mona - kyu kha jana hai

Mai- maa dhekho na yeh dono meri baat nahi sunati hai

Nilam - tum dono jao ab sai bus esski baat manana

Tulsi - accha ab humari azadi esske haath me hai phir toh

Mai - are bus bhi karo baate aur ab chalo

uske bad mai bhar janne aa
gaya dono ko lekar

Mai - arre mai to bhul gaya ye kon sa state hai

Tulsi - ye Harayana hai

Mai - aacha yaha aas pass mall kitni dhur hai

Sona - 1km kyu

Mai- arre shopping karni hai

Tulsi - par maa nai sehar jane sai mana kiya hai

Mai- arre apne bhai bharosha rakho (mujhe apne par ab toda confidence ho raha tha kyu naa ho 15 min Mai hi ek builder nai apna bodyguard jo bana liya tha)

Sona - mujhe apne friend par pura bharosha hai

Mai- tumhe jo samjhana hai samjho par tulsi meri badi didi

Tulsi - chal chotu jadi chal

Sona - chotu hahahaha

uske baad hum taxi pakad kar mall mai aa gaye thodi bhaut der mai

Mai- chalo aap dono kapde le lo aur Mai bhi le leta hu

dono - thik hai

Phir hum teeno nai mil kar kapde kharide maa aur dada ji ke liye bhi aur restaurant mai aa kar beth gaye aur mai kuch lene chala gaya

Tabhi ek ladke nai sona ke pass aa kar acha to tum dono yaha chupi ho etna bol ke woh ek phone kar deta hai

Ladaka - ha boss wo mil gayi

Boss - le kar aa dono ko mala maal kar dunga tujhe

Ladka - bus abhi laya boss

Aur phone rakh ke

Ladaka - tum dono mere sath chaloo warana aacha nahi hoga

Mai - abe oo langur tujhe koi aur kaam nahi kaya chal nikal yaha sai ess sai pehle ki mai tujhe yaha sai jaane ke kabil na chhodu

Ladaka- yehi to mera kaam hai ladkiya uthawana enn dono ko mai le kar hi jaunga tuh dekhata kaya kar lega

Mai- chal teri aaj ye gandi aadat chhud wata hu aur tum dono yeh dar sai kaapana band karo

Sona darte hue picche esshara karti hai

Maine piche mud ke dekha to wha 5 aadami khade hue the

Ladaka - ab bol enn ko mere hawale karega ki nahi

Mai - tum dono ye ice cream kaho aur maja lo yaha garmi Jada hone wali hai

Ladaka- maroo saale kutte ko

Maine jatt sai kursi utha kar ek aadami ke sir par mari woh wahi chila kar gir gaya sab ke sab logo ka dhyaan meri taraf ho gaya

Ek aadami ne chain phek kar mere gale mai fasa di aur khichane laga

Mai chain ko hath sai pakada aur uss ko apne taraf chicate hue pass laya aur ek mukka uske khande par mara uska khandha hi tut gaya

Baaki ke teeno toh dar gaye

Ladaka - abe dekh kaya rahe jaan sai maro abb

woh teeno pistol nikal lete hai

restaurant mai sab dar ke maare chilla nai lagate hai

Ladaka - tum sab mat daro aur hala band kar bus hume es sai matalb hai

Phir maine dono ladkiyo ko ek side kar liya

Ladaka - abe chutiyo kaya barat mai aaye ho kaya maro bhenchod

Unn tino nai fire kar diya mera heart beat tezz hone ke jagah slow ho gaya maine dekha sab khuch jaise ruk saa gaya haj yaa slow ho gaya hai par meri movement normal thi maine jada khuch na sochate hue teeno bullet ke pass gaya aur unko utha liya

Mai - ye to gazab hai yaar

Phir teeno ko utha kar unn tenno ke muh mai daal kar unn par laat ghuso ki barsat kar phir teeno ko ek sath khada kar ke pass ki table de mari unke Shir par

unke shir par marte hi sab khuch normal ho gaya aur unka shir phat gaya

sab ke sab muh khol kar mere taraf dhek rahe the jaise koi jadui hero dekha ho restaurant ka manager mere pass aaya

Manager - ess tod phod ka paisa kon bharega

Maine aage bhad kar uss ladake ke jeb sir wallet aur phone nikala aur uska coller pakad kar chal atm ka pin code bata

ladka - 5**
aur dard mai chillane laga

Maine wallet mai sai card nikal ke diya aur payment ki

Mai - essmai kitne paise hai

Reception nai darate hue kaha - sir bahar atm hai aap pata kar le wahi

Mai - chlo didi aua sona yaha kaa kaam ho gaya

woh dono to jaise kahi kho gayi thi

Mai hilla kar - chalo kaha kho gayi

woh dono bus uth ke mere picche picche chal di saman lekar

Uske baad hum bahar ek atm par gaye maine card laga kar pin code dala aur account check kiya usmai 25 lakh aur kich rupye the

Mai bhar aaya dono pata nahi kyu mujh sai dar rahi rhi

Mai - are ab kyu dar rahi ho woh bhi mere sai

Tulsi - tumhari aakhe red hai aag ki tarah

Mai - kaya maine pass hi khadi bike ke mirror mai dekha ohh sit yeh kaya hai

Maine aakhe band kar ke kholi to woh normal ho gayi

Mai - aree kuch nahi lagata kich gir gaya hoga aakh mai

Sona - haa par tumnai uska card kyu liya

Mai - taaki wo mera piccha kare aur mujhe dad matalab tumhare dad ka pata chale aur phir tumhare paiso par to ye moj kar rahe hai to apne paise lene mai kaya harz hai

Sona - kuch jada hi tezz dimag chalane laga ek hi din mai bodyguard banate hi ab ghar chalo jaldi

Mai - nahi jaldi sai bank chalo jitnai paise hai nikal sakate hai utna nikal lo uske atm band karane sai pehle

phir hum teeno s***** bank gaye

Mai - sir atm max kitna withdraw ho sakata

Casher- kon sa atm hai aap ka ye toh
ATM-cum-debit card hai online transactions 5 lakh a day ho sakata hai

Mai - aap jara side mai aayenge

Casher - ha bolo

Mai - kaya aap 25 lakh kisi aur account mai transfer kara sakte ho

Casher - ye mister kaya bol rahe ho ye sab galat hai

Mai - 2 lakh aap rakh lena

Casher to fast nikala - 3 lakh

Mai - done par kisi ko pata nahi naa chale

Casher - tum chinta mat karo mai aisa dekha dunga ki jiska ye account hai ussi nai transfer kiya hai par ek problem hai

Mai - kya

Casher - Otp

Mai - mere pass uska mobile hai naa

Casher - phir to ho gya samajho

Phir maine ek account khol kar 21 lakh uss mai transfer kara liye aur 1 lakh le kar unn dono ke sath bhar aa gaya aur 3 lakh uss casher nai le liye

Tulsi - tumhari yadass chali gayi par dimag to kisi jasus ki tarha chala rahe ho

Mai- sara aap logo ka asar hai

Sona - accha bacchu saara elzaam hum par

Mai - haa haa chalo wo dhekho pani puri wala chalo khate hai tl

Tulsi - mere to favorite hai

hume maje sai pani puri khaayi aur phir ghum ghaam ke hum teeno ghar aa gaye aur shurya sir ke pass

Shurya - kal sai tumhe janu ke sath jana hoga school

Mai - ok sir

phir mai aapne room mai aaa gaya picche ke ghar mai

Udhar wo dono nilam ji ko saari ghatana namak mirch laga jar suna rahi thi

Nilam - lagata hai ye hi tumhare papa ko le kar aayega

Tulsi - humare

Nilam - ha ha baba ha

usske baad hum sab nai khana khaya aur soo gaye
par mujhe kaafi der baad need aayi thodi bechani si thi mujhe

Subah meri aakhe khuli to mere baal mai khuch hilata saa malum pada

dekha to tulsi didi apna hath mere baalo mai ghuma rahi hai aur sir unki god mai tha

Mai - arre didi aap yha

Tulsi - kyu apne bhai ke pass nahi aa sakti kaya

Mai - kyu nahi

Maine time dekha - ohh chaloo jao jara tea le kar aao mai tayar jo jau mujhe
duty par jana hai

Tulsi - jao jaldi sai ready ho jaoo

phir mai nahane laga jab naha ke nikala to bhar aaya to maa wha bethi thi

Nilam- beta tu etna gora kaise ho gaya aur body etani......

maine bhag kar mirror Mai dekha to meri body or face glow kar raha tha

Mai - maa lagata hai pehle kabhi sahi sai nahaya nhi tha

Sona - ye kon hai

Mai - arre pagal Mai hi hu tuh bhi na ekdum dahkan hai

Sona - etni jaldi jaldi koi badalta hai

Mai - arre doctor ki baate bhul gayi kaya
sona - arre ha sorry

Mai - chalo Mai nikalta hu

usske baad mai tyar hokar nicche car ke pass khada ho gaya jismai janu ko lekar janna tha

Mai - sir good morning

Shurya - are wah kaafi smart lag rahe ho duty hi karna aur kahi kaamo mai naa lag jana

Mai - arre sir bus aase hi mai kaam pe hi dhyaan dunga

tabhi janu aa gayi waha

janu - ok dad mai ja rahi hu

shurya - beta ye hai DD aaj sai tumhare bodyguard

Janu mujhe ghurate hue - ok dad

Yahan par DD kya gul khilaya tha ye dekhne wali baat hogi.Amazing ❤ update.

 

[ANUJ KUMAR]

UPDATE 3

Shaam ko


Sam - Arre kaha rah gaya tha yaar

Rajiv- yaar kuch baat patta chali hai par jada kuch samajh nahi aayi

komal- batao too sahi

Rajeev- batana kaya sunata hu maine sab record kar liya hai

Sam- ye to aur aacha kiya tunne

Komal - ruko saloni di aa rahi hi par yaar 5:30 baj gaye abhi tak nahi aayi

komal saloni ko call kar deti hai

Komal- hello di kaha ho hum yaha kab sai aap ka wait kar rahe hai

Saloni - are ye dev nai mom ko dhakka de diya sir par chot aayi hai khoon kaafi nikala gaya hai

Komal - kaya ye sab kaise ho gaya

Saloni - haaa par ab thik hai doctor nai checkup kar liya hai

Saloni -tum log kaya batane wale the batoo do abhi

Komal- Vasse hum aaa rahe hai aap ke pass wahi bata denge

Sam - kaya hua

Komal - chaloo dev ke ghar jaldi Lagata hai ye ladaka pagal ho gaya

Sam bike lekar dev ke ghar ki taraf nikal padata hai rajeev aur komal ko lekar

Dev house

Saloni -are komal tum aa gayi chaloo andar chaloo

Komal -aunty kaha hai

saloni-andar hai

sab log 2nd floor pai aa jatte hai savitri ke room mai

Komal - are aunty kaya hua ye sab kaise ho gaya aur dev kaha hai

Ess sawal ko sunnkar savitri ko dev ke ghar chhod kar janne ki baat yaaad aatti hai

Savitri -Dev dev saloni dev kaha hai

Saloni(gusse mai )- app usski chinta matt karo app ko dhakka Diya tha na usne esse phele too woh mar jata to thik hota

Savitri - saa........a....loni....

Aur ek thapad uss ke galo par jor sai mar deti hai

Komal -aunty ye galt hai galti kisi aur ki aur Aap maar kisi aur ko rahi ho

Savitri - arre beta Dev ko dudho woh ghar chhod ko janne ko kah rha tha aur ussne mujhe dhakka nahi diya woh to mai behosh ho gayi thi

Saloni - nhi de...vvv.....de....v nahi ja sakata

Woh bhhagati hui dev ke room mai jaati par waha toh koi nahi tha saloni kaa dil betha jaa raha ki ussnai ghus se mai apne bhai ko kaya bola aur laat mari
Woh phir apni mom ke room mai aati hai

Saloni - mom vo chala gaya mom voooo

Aur sab ke aakho mai assu aaa jaate hai.
Tabhi saloni ko khuch yaad aata hai

Saloni - komal vo baat kaya hai jo tum batane wali thi

Komal - Rajeev bhai vo recording sunao to sahi

Rajiv chalu kr ke - lo suno



Khuch dher baad

Sab sochne lagate hai ye scientist ka kaya chakkar hai

Savitri - sunno ji mujhe lagata hai mera beta kisi mussibat mai hai aap kuch karoo na


Suraj - tum chup ho jaoo mai dhekhata ho arre sam

Sam - ji

Suraj - beta chaloo jaldi akash ke ghar

Sam - ji uncle chaliye

Edhar Dev akash ke ghar ke bhar bell bajata hai to akash ki mom jase hi gate kholati hai samne dev khada tha par uss ki halat dhekh kar usse 440 volt ka jahtaka lagata hai

Dev pura khoon mai sanna hu tha aur usske god mai cute si ladki thi jo behosh thi

Akash - kon hai mom arr......rre ye sab kaya hua Dev aur ye richa di ko kaya hu
hai

Riccha - akash sister

Dev khuch nahi bolata hai buss andar ja kar riccha ko sofe par lita deta hai
aur jaise hi piche hota hai bus ettna hi kha pata hai meri mom ka dhyaaa..nnnnnn....

Aur behosh ho kar gir jata hai

Akash jaldi sai apne papa ko ambulance laane ko kehata hai kuch dher mai tino Dev thar riccha ko admit kar dete hai par abhi dev ki tabiyat sahi nhi thi aur dev ess time icu mai hai..

Aap soch rahe honge ki aakhir dev ko hua kaya hai.

To chalate hai Ek ghante piche jab doctor ghar aate hai usske mom ka ellaj karne to Dev ghar sai bahar aa kar khuch budbuda raha tha

Dev- uss chutiye ki vajah sai aaj Maine mom ke saath aisa kiyaa kahi kuch ho jata toh

Yahi sab sochte hue woh aage badh raha tha

Ek jagah par kuch dost apas mai baate kar rahe the

Vikky - kyu kar rahe ho bakchodi
Kyu kar rahe ho bakchodi
jab tumne kisi ki bhen nhai chodi

Sarre dost - wah bhai maja aa gaya

Vikky - abe deep tu bhi kuch sunna bhai

Deep - Raat ka tha wkhat tha
Raat kaa tha wkhat tha
Hum kar rahe de khhudai
Par nashe mai hum bhul gaye
Ki Padoss mai hi ho rahi hai chudai .

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha aisi hi awazo sai woh jagah gunj rahi thi

Vikky - ab chup karo vo dhekho maal aa rha hai

Deep - Kya figure hai bhai ek baar mil jaye too.....

Vikky -millege millege par yaha sai to utho

Dono uss ladaki ke pass ja kar

Are oo jaaneman kaha ja rahi ho matak matak ke

Ladki - mud kar tum yaha bhi aa gaye

Deep - are bhai ye to apna hi college ka maal hai

Ladaki - aee mr tamiz sai baat kar

Deep - teri tamiz tu apnni ch...uuuuu.......Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Dev - sochana bhi mat

Vikky - Abe tere senior hai jada mat udd warana apne jaan khoo dega

Dev - mere pass khuch khone Ko nahi hai par tuh jarur khoye ga

Vikky- abe haram khoro tum kaya apnne baap ka wait kar rahe ho mar daloo esse aur uss chammak chhalo ko mere ghar le chalo

Maroo...... oo....o..............

Shor sun kar waha kaafi log ekhata ho jate hai

Dev piche hat kar ek lat deep ke muuh par marata hai aur vo picche gir jatta hai tabhi uss ladki ki awaj aati hai bhai....iiii.....

Dev piche mudd kar dekhata hai ek ladka ladki (Riccha ) ko khich nai ki kosis kar raha hai

Dev gusses mai aa kaar appne back pocket mai sai iron Punch nikal kar phenata hai aur uss ke sir par mar deta hai jo siddha uss ke sir mai guss jatta hai aur woh wahi bhagawan ko pyara ho jatta hai ye dhek kar sab ki faat jaati aur riccha too jase murti ban gayi

Par sare dost ghusse mai aakar uss par hamala kar

Etnne logo kaa ek sath hamala dev rok nahi paata ek laat uss ke peet mai padati hai aur uss ke muh sai khoon nikalne lagata hai

Amazing update

 

[tpk]

Update 15

Mai aur masoom room mai bethe hue the

Mai - masoom tum khush to ho naa

Masoom - bhaut khush hu bhut jada ess sai jada kushi aur mujhe kab mil sakati hai

Usski smile bata rahi ki wo kitni khush thi

Par tabhi uska chera utar gaya

Maine usse gaalo ko pakad kar uska face upper kiya

Mai - abb kaya hua baby

Masoom mujhe ek tak dekhane lag jaati jaise maine kaya keh diya ho

Mai - are aise kaya dekh rahi ho kaya hua

Masoom - kuch nahi mai bus soch rahi thi ki meri wajah sai aap ko etni baate sun ni padi aur aapko kuch yaad bhi nahi par phir bhi mujhe apana liya

Mai - kaya tum mere pyaar ko apana sakati ho

Masoom - mai to aap ki hi hu

Mai - dhekho tum dd sai pyar karti ho aur dev komal sai ab dd aur dev dono mai hi hu to mai tumhe aur komal ko nahi chhod sakata

Masoom chilla - nahi aisa nahi ho sakata mere siwa agar aap ko kisi nahi chhuya toh aacha nahi hoga aur aap nai abb aage qapne kisi ko apne pass aane diya to mai usse nahi chhodungi

Mai thoda usski baato sai bhi chauka abb aage par phir bhi mujhe laga ye baat kabhi aur karte hai aur mai etna bada bevkoof kaise ho gaya joh ekdum yeh baat keh bhi di maine

Mai- par logo ka kaya

Masoom - kaya matlab

Mai - arre maine apne sai etni badi ladaki sai saddi ki hai to log kaya kahenege unnko toh guru ji batane nahi jayenge naa sab kuch

Masoom - accha to jao usse komal ke paas woh toh tumhari umar ki hogi naa dekha nhi bol toh rahi thi mera bf hai dev

Mai - thik hai jaa rha ab toh tumani bhi kah diya ess sai achi baat kaya hogi mere liye aur

Masoom - jaan sai maar dungi agar yaha sai hile toh aur mujhe pata hai aap ku jaa rahe ho

Mai - ab kya kahayali pulaw bana liya

Masoom roti rahi par khuch nahi boli

Maine uske gaal par aaye usske aasu ko saaf kiya

Mai - kaya hua tum sab ladkiya naa aassuo ki tanki le kar paida hoti ho kaya jab marazi bahane lagati ho ab batao kaya baat hai

Masoom - mai aapko apna jism nahi deti eese liye aap hamesha kisi na kisi ke pass jate rahete ho

Mai (hadbada kar ) - maine khuch nahi kiya kaya bakwas kare jaa rahi ho

Masoom - aap bhut bade woh ho

Mai - arre meri maa toh samjheti kyu nahi maine kisi ke sath khuch nahi kiya tabhi mera dimag chakarya kahi dd nai to nahi kiya khuch

Aise hi dimag ghum jata jab body aapki ho aur apne kuch kiya aur aapko hi nahi pata aise halat ho rahi thi meri kaha kuch din pehele soch raht tha mai toh ek jawan londa hu lo biwi wala ban gaya hu aur 6 saal bada ho gaya aakhir aisi kon si badi top hu mai joh yeh sab ho raha mere saath

Masoom - ha ab aap agent ho to ye sab to karte hi rahete hoge waran etna control nahi karte mere pass hote hue bhi

Mai - kitnoo ke sath kiya maine

Masoom saharma kar - dhatt kaise baate puchate ho koi apni biwi sai koi asse baat karta hai kaya

Mai - pata nahi dd bankar kaya kiya mujhe nahi pata aur tum aise baate kar rahi jaise dd ladaka kam aur adami jada tha

Masoom - kaya bate kiye jaa rahe dd dev sab aap hi ho bus yaad aana bacha hai waise bhi mai kitani excited thi par ek minute mai maang bhar ke kahatm kar diya sab aapne

Mai - abhi tum gahr aayi ho abhi dekhana kitani badi aur dhoom dhaam sai shaadi hogi humari ghar waale aise naa maanenge

Masoom kush hokar kadi hote hue - sach

Mai - haa bilkul sach abb jara dd kaa kuch sach bata do taaki kuch yaad aaye ki meri izzat bachi hai ki nahi

Masoom- mujhe baaki sab pata hai par aap apni service ke samay kaya karte the mujhe nahi pata

Mai - ab tum toh khuch karne nahi deti hogi to karana padata hoga i think dd ko

Masoom - mai toh shaadi tak rukane ko boli ab to mai aap ke pass ho jo chahhe kar lo

Mai - tum pagal jo kaya mai majak kar rahe tha

Masoom - mujhe pata hai ki mai khoobsurat nahi hu wo komal hi mujhese jada khoobsurat hai

Mai usske karib face ke karib ja kar tum bhaut khoobsurat ho mai bus toda sa majak kar rha tha tum bura mat maano
Tabhi gate par knock hota hai

Pari humme etna pass dhekhati aur uska muh utar gaya tha

Pari - khanna lag gya hai kah le aap dono miya biwi aur wo chali gayi

Masoom - ab esse kya hua

Mai- ab kisi sai uska bhai chin logi to tumhe pyaar todi karegi

Masoom - maine kha china aap to yahi ho yehi un sabke pass

Mai - aree mera matlab woh hamesha sai yehi soti rahi hai naa abb ab woh hoga nahi

Masoom - kaya abhi bhi aap ke sath soti hi woh sach mai

Mai - haa kyu kaya hua

Masoom - kuch nahi aise hi pucha bus tabhi woh ghusa ho rahi hai

Mai - haa aur kaya baat ho sakati hai

Masoom soch kar - kuch nahi aap jaye kahanna kaah le

Mai - hik hai tumhara upar le aata hu

Masoom- aap pariwar ke sath khaye mai baad mai kah lungi

Masoom ki baate sunn kar mujhe bahut accah laga

Mai - aaj ki baad mai tum sai baat nhi karuga kabhi bhi

Masoom (hadbada kar )- aisa mat kariye mai mar jaungi aap ke bina

Mai - to phir ye aap aap kya laga rakha hai

Masoom - par kyu yeh toh har wife karati hai apne pati ki respect mai

Mai - accha hai par bhar logo ke sath thik hai par akele mai thik nahi aisa lagega mai tumsai pyaar nahi karata hu aur tum meri gulaam nahi ho

Masoom - yeh kaya kuch bhi keh rahe ho par haa mai aapki gulaam toh hu

Mai - masoooom......

Masoom - ok baba sorry ab jao kaha loo tum

Mai- that's like good girl

Usske baad hum sab nai kahanna kahaya aur phir mai apne room mai jaane lag to meri dono pariya gate ke bhar muh lataka kar khadi thi

Mai - are neha to subah sai kaha thi dhiki nahi

Neha - aap ko bus pari aur saloni didi har jagah dhikati hai

Pari - kaas mai enhe har jagah dhikati

Mai - accha chal neha aaj tu mere sath soyegi aur ye apni babhi ke pass

Neha - khil kilati hui hue sacch bhaiya

Mai- ha chal jadi

Pari - mai bhi aap ke pass....

Mai - apni bahbhi sai pucch le

Pari - kisi nai nahi pucchane wali bus maine kah diya aap ke pass sona hai to sona hai

Mai - thik andar chal ya yahi gate par soyegi

Dono - chaloo

Mai akar late gaya bed kafi bada kuyki sab jaante hai ye dono mera saath kabhi nahi chhodti ess liye bada bed mere room mai hai

Dono mere aaju baju late gayi aur mere hatho ko fela kar uss par sar rahk liya

Maine masoom ki taraf dekha jo neha ke side mai leti thi Ussne aako sai essara kiya ki koi baat nahi

Phir mai kal ke baare mai sochata hua ki kal komal ko kaya kahana hai masoom ko kaise manana hai komal ke liye aur kal mujhe dd ke bare mai bhi jannana hoga phir mai neha aur pari ke gaal par kiss ki aur sonne hi ja rha tha tabhi masoom halke sai mere pass aayi aur boli mera kaha hai

Mai - kaya

Masoom - good night kiss

Mai - (dheere sai) tum hi kar lo mai hila to ye dono aake khol dengi

Mujhe laga ki vo mere gaal par kiss karegi par esse to mere hoth sai apne hoth jod diya mera left haath hil gaya

Neha nai aakh khole to dekha ki uske upar sai hothe hue bach kar mere hoth chose rahi thi
phir kareeb 30- 40 second baad usnai mujhe chhoda aur neha ke baaju mai late agyi maine pari ki taraf dhekha to dono ki aakhe band thi usske baad mai soo gaya

very
nice

 

[Jaguaar]

UPDATE - 21

udhar gate par kadha wo addami sab sun raha tha uski aanko mai panni aa gya

ladaka - chaloo apna samman le lo

sab saman pack karne lage tabhi uss ladak ka dayan pass pade beg par gaya

ladaka - maa ess beg mai kaya hai

Nilam - beta sona/tulsi ki kitabe hai enn dono ko padane ka kaafi shok hai abhi enka sona (12 ) tulsi (mbbs 1st year ) ka class shuru hui thi ki ye sab ho gaya

ladaka - aap sab kitabe bhi le lo aur bus kapde aur khuch mat lenna

usske baad sab car Mai beth kar uss aadmi ke ghar nikal gye

jab wo car sai utare to ek aalishan bangalon ke samane the jis par likha tha "SHURYA VILLA"

addami - shurya Kumar " owner of shurya construction" 40 year

Arav kumar - shurya son ( 22) private detective agency hai esski jasusi eska passion hai

Jhannavi urff janu - shurya daughter (12th class )18 bhaut hi ghmandi har wakt bus paise aur ameer hone ka ghamand joh usske family mai koi nahi chahata ki ussko ho

Kaamini Kumar - shuraya wife 35 saal kaafi saant swabhav aur hamesha apne bacho ke chinta mai dubi rahati hai

shyaam Kumar - shuray ka bada bahi

Maalini kumar - shyaam ki wife

Lokesh 22 /shalu23/- shyaam ke beta beti

Phir sabhi andar aate hai hai

aur andar aate hi

Janu - chii papa kin garibo ko le kar aaye ho

Shurya - janu tum baat karne ki tamiz bhul gayi hai aur tuh school kyu nahi gayi aaj

Janu per patakte hue wha sai apne room mai chali jati hai

Shurya - kaamini enn logo ko picche wala ghar dhika de aap log esske sath jao aur tum mere saath aao kaya naam hai tumhara

Ladaka - naa.....mera

Shurya - ha bahi aab naam bata Mai Etna kaya sochana

Nilam - esska nam devdutt Singh hai

Sona - ha hum esse pyar sai DD khate hai

Ladaka(Mai ) - dd haa yahi to naam hai mera

Shurya - dd chaloo mere sath

(dev dutt ek random naam hai )

mai - ha chalye

phir hum dono garden Mai aa gye

mai - ha sir kaya baat hai

Shurya- tum mere beti sai to mil Liye ho wo todi naadan hai humare laad pyaar aur paise ka natiza jisnai bus usse paiso tak hi seemit kar diya agar wo tum sai badsaluki kare to bura mat manana

Mai - nahi aasi koi baat nahi hai aap befikar raahe par mai ek saath aapke bete aur beti ko guard kaise karunga

Shurya - usse tumhari jada jarurat nahi hai bus tumahari taakat dhek kar mujhe laga agar wo musibat mai hua to tum usse baacha loge

Mai - kaya karte hai wo

Shurya - jasusi ka bhoot sawar hai uss par

Mai - thik hai mai dyan rakhunga

Shuray - ye lo 30 hazzar rupay advance

Mai - sir bahut bahut shukriya

Phir usske bad mai phichle wale ghar me aa gaya

Nilam - sona tera kangan kaha hai

Sona - maa woh kaho gaya

Tulsi - sacha bata bahane mat banna

Sona - wo maine girwi rak diya hai

Nilam - kyu

sona - wo eelaz ke liye paise nahi tahe to esse liye aur jhutt bola ki dost sai udhar liya hai

Mai - ye sab kiya aapne kyu

Sona - aree aap yaha nahi woh toh bus maine aise hi

Mai - ek anjan ladake ke liye etna sab kiya aap logo nai ye baat ye DD kabhi nahi bhulega

Sona - bus bus rahene do

Mai - accha aap dono( sona /tulsi)mere sath chaloo

Mona - kyu kha jana hai

Mai- maa dhekho na yeh dono meri baat nahi sunati hai

Nilam - tum dono jao ab sai bus esski baat manana

Tulsi - accha ab humari azadi esske haath me hai phir toh

Mai - are bus bhi karo baate aur ab chalo

uske bad mai bhar janne aa
gaya dono ko lekar

Mai - arre mai to bhul gaya ye kon sa state hai

Tulsi - ye Harayana hai

Mai - aacha yaha aas pass mall kitni dhur hai

Sona - 1km kyu

Mai- arre shopping karni hai

Tulsi - par maa nai sehar jane sai mana kiya hai

Mai- arre apne bhai bharosha rakho (mujhe apne par ab toda confidence ho raha tha kyu naa ho 15 min Mai hi ek builder nai apna bodyguard jo bana liya tha)

Sona - mujhe apne friend par pura bharosha hai

Mai- tumhe jo samjhana hai samjho par tulsi meri badi didi

Tulsi - chal chotu jadi chal

Sona - chotu hahahaha

uske baad hum taxi pakad kar mall mai aa gaye thodi bhaut der mai

Mai- chalo aap dono kapde le lo aur Mai bhi le leta hu

dono - thik hai

Phir hum teeno nai mil kar kapde kharide maa aur dada ji ke liye bhi aur restaurant mai aa kar beth gaye aur mai kuch lene chala gaya

Tabhi ek ladke nai sona ke pass aa kar acha to tum dono yaha chupi ho etna bol ke woh ek phone kar deta hai

Ladaka - ha boss wo mil gayi

Boss - le kar aa dono ko mala maal kar dunga tujhe

Ladka - bus abhi laya boss

Aur phone rakh ke

Ladaka - tum dono mere sath chaloo warana aacha nahi hoga

Mai - abe oo langur tujhe koi aur kaam nahi kaya chal nikal yaha sai ess sai pehle ki mai tujhe yaha sai jaane ke kabil na chhodu

Ladaka- yehi to mera kaam hai ladkiya uthawana enn dono ko mai le kar hi jaunga tuh dekhata kaya kar lega

Mai- chal teri aaj ye gandi aadat chhud wata hu aur tum dono yeh dar sai kaapana band karo

Sona darte hue picche esshara karti hai

Maine piche mud ke dekha to wha 5 aadami khade hue the

Ladaka - ab bol enn ko mere hawale karega ki nahi

Mai - tum dono ye ice cream kaho aur maja lo yaha garmi Jada hone wali hai

Ladaka- maroo saale kutte ko

Maine jatt sai kursi utha kar ek aadami ke sir par mari woh wahi chila kar gir gaya sab ke sab logo ka dhyaan meri taraf ho gaya

Ek aadami ne chain phek kar mere gale mai fasa di aur khichane laga

Mai chain ko hath sai pakada aur uss ko apne taraf chicate hue pass laya aur ek mukka uske khande par mara uska khandha hi tut gaya

Baaki ke teeno toh dar gaye

Ladaka - abe dekh kaya rahe jaan sai maro abb

woh teeno pistol nikal lete hai

restaurant mai sab dar ke maare chilla nai lagate hai

Ladaka - tum sab mat daro aur hala band kar bus hume es sai matalb hai

Phir maine dono ladkiyo ko ek side kar liya

Ladaka - abe chutiyo kaya barat mai aaye ho kaya maro bhenchod

Unn tino nai fire kar diya mera heart beat tezz hone ke jagah slow ho gaya maine dekha sab khuch jaise ruk saa gaya haj yaa slow ho gaya hai par meri movement normal thi maine jada khuch na sochate hue teeno bullet ke pass gaya aur unko utha liya

Mai - ye to gazab hai yaar

Phir teeno ko utha kar unn tenno ke muh mai daal kar unn par laat ghuso ki barsat kar phir teeno ko ek sath khada kar ke pass ki table de mari unke Shir par

unke shir par marte hi sab khuch normal ho gaya aur unka shir phat gaya

sab ke sab muh khol kar mere taraf dhek rahe the jaise koi jadui hero dekha ho restaurant ka manager mere pass aaya

Manager - ess tod phod ka paisa kon bharega

Maine aage bhad kar uss ladake ke jeb sir wallet aur phone nikala aur uska coller pakad kar chal atm ka pin code bata

ladka - 5**
aur dard mai chillane laga

Maine wallet mai sai card nikal ke diya aur payment ki

Mai - essmai kitne paise hai

Reception nai darate hue kaha - sir bahar atm hai aap pata kar le wahi

Mai - chlo didi aua sona yaha kaa kaam ho gaya

woh dono to jaise kahi kho gayi thi

Mai hilla kar - chalo kaha kho gayi

woh dono bus uth ke mere picche picche chal di saman lekar

Uske baad hum bahar ek atm par gaye maine card laga kar pin code dala aur account check kiya usmai 25 lakh aur kich rupye the

Mai bhar aaya dono pata nahi kyu mujh sai dar rahi rhi

Mai - are ab kyu dar rahi ho woh bhi mere sai

Tulsi - tumhari aakhe red hai aag ki tarah

Mai - kaya maine pass hi khadi bike ke mirror mai dekha ohh sit yeh kaya hai

Maine aakhe band kar ke kholi to woh normal ho gayi

Mai - aree kuch nahi lagata kich gir gaya hoga aakh mai

Sona - haa par tumnai uska card kyu liya

Mai - taaki wo mera piccha kare aur mujhe dad matalab tumhare dad ka pata chale aur phir tumhare paiso par to ye moj kar rahe hai to apne paise lene mai kaya harz hai

Sona - kuch jada hi tezz dimag chalane laga ek hi din mai bodyguard banate hi ab ghar chalo jaldi

Mai - nahi jaldi sai bank chalo jitnai paise hai nikal sakate hai utna nikal lo uske atm band karane sai pehle

phir hum teeno s***** bank gaye

Mai - sir atm max kitna withdraw ho sakata

Casher- kon sa atm hai aap ka ye toh
ATM-cum-debit card hai online transactions 5 lakh a day ho sakata hai

Mai - aap jara side mai aayenge

Casher - ha bolo

Mai - kaya aap 25 lakh kisi aur account mai transfer kara sakte ho

Casher - ye mister kaya bol rahe ho ye sab galat hai

Mai - 2 lakh aap rakh lena

Casher to fast nikala - 3 lakh

Mai - done par kisi ko pata nahi naa chale

Casher - tum chinta mat karo mai aisa dekha dunga ki jiska ye account hai ussi nai transfer kiya hai par ek problem hai

Mai - kya

Casher - Otp

Mai - mere pass uska mobile hai naa

Casher - phir to ho gya samajho

Phir maine ek account khol kar 21 lakh uss mai transfer kara liye aur 1 lakh le kar unn dono ke sath bhar aa gaya aur 3 lakh uss casher nai le liye

Tulsi - tumhari yadass chali gayi par dimag to kisi jasus ki tarha chala rahe ho

Mai- sara aap logo ka asar hai

Sona - accha bacchu saara elzaam hum par

Mai - haa haa chalo wo dhekho pani puri wala chalo khate hai tl

Tulsi - mere to favorite hai

hume maje sai pani puri khaayi aur phir ghum ghaam ke hum teeno ghar aa gaye aur shurya sir ke pass

Shurya - kal sai tumhe janu ke sath jana hoga school

Mai - ok sir

phir mai aapne room mai aaa gaya picche ke ghar mai

Udhar wo dono nilam ji ko saari ghatana namak mirch laga jar suna rahi thi

Nilam - lagata hai ye hi tumhare papa ko le kar aayega

Tulsi - humare

Nilam - ha ha baba ha

usske baad hum sab nai khana khaya aur soo gaye
par mujhe kaafi der baad need aayi thodi bechani si thi mujhe

Subah meri aakhe khuli to mere baal mai khuch hilata saa malum pada

dekha to tulsi didi apna hath mere baalo mai ghuma rahi hai aur sir unki god mai tha

Mai - arre didi aap yha

Tulsi - kyu apne bhai ke pass nahi aa sakti kaya

Mai - kyu nahi

Maine time dekha - ohh chaloo jao jara tea le kar aao mai tayar jo jau mujhe
duty par jana hai

Tulsi - jao jaldi sai ready ho jaoo

phir mai nahane laga jab naha ke nikala to bhar aaya to maa wha bethi thi

Nilam- beta tu etna gora kaise ho gaya aur body etani......

maine bhag kar mirror Mai dekha to meri body or face glow kar raha tha

Mai - maa lagata hai pehle kabhi sahi sai nahaya nhi tha

Sona - ye kon hai

Mai - arre pagal Mai hi hu tuh bhi na ekdum dahkan hai

Sona - etni jaldi jaldi koi badalta hai

Mai - arre doctor ki baate bhul gayi kaya
sona - arre ha sorry

Mai - chalo Mai nikalta hu

usske baad mai tyar hokar nicche car ke pass khada ho gaya jismai janu ko lekar janna tha

Mai - sir good morning

Shurya - are wah kaafi smart lag rahe ho duty hi karna aur kahi kaamo mai naa lag jana

Mai - arre sir bus aase hi mai kaam pe hi dhyaan dunga

tabhi janu aa gayi waha

janu - ok dad mai ja rahi hu

shurya - beta ye hai DD aaj sai tumhare bodyguard

Janu mujhe ghurate hue - ok dad

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