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Wahhhhh jabrdast mindblowing superbbb speechless update.......UPDATE 26
Mai - kal mere dad ko chhudwane ja rha hu usske baad saayad mom mujhe ye kaam na karene de
Shurya - ye to acchi baat hai
Janu- apki wajah sai mai shudhar rhai hu aur aap bich mai hi chod kar jaa rahe hai
Mai- accha thik hai maine Arav ke sath kaam karne ka plan banaya hai
Arav - tab to maja aayega
Janu- kya ab mujhese nhi mileoge.
Mai - bus yaad kar lena dil sai aa jaunga.
Janu has kar bhaag jaati hai
Apne room mai
Mai - esse kya hoo gya
Kaamini - aare etna bhi nahi samjhete ke tumne jo kaha uss sai saharama gayi hai
Arav - meri bhen sharmati bhi hai kaya
Mai- par maine aissa khuch nahi kaha jo saharam aaye
Shurya - enn aurtoo ke nahakare ye hi jannne
Kaamini - acccha akele milo tab bataoongi
Arav - le bhai tere liyd phone
Arav - ha aslam bol kya baat hai. Usne loudspeaker onn kr diya
Aslam - bhai mai appke batye address par nazar rak rha tha
Waha par essa lag rha jai koi gang ki ladayi hone wali hai kaafi log hai kam sai kam. 80 log
Arav - thik koi aur baat ho to batanna
Mai - accha too mujhe marane ka plan hai enka.
Teeno chok jaate hai
Shurya - tumhe marene ka plan mtlab
Maine saari baate un teeno ko baatyi
Arav - par bhai 80 log hai waha tuh akela
Mai - bus tuu dhekhta ja bhai bus ek kaam karana hai tujhe
Mai - mai sabko sambhal lunga tuu bus dad ko lekar nikal janna
Arav - par akele kaise bahi
Khuch log bula loo
Mai - nahi mai kisi ki jaan jhokhim mai nahi dalunga aisa kar apne sath khuch ladake le janna koi dikkta na hogi
Arav ko khuch samajh mai to nahi aa rha tha par toda sak ho rha tha
Arav - ok
Mai - thik hai mai chalata hu
Phir mai ghar aaya to waha Sona nahi thi
Mai - didi kaha hai Sona
Tulsi - bhar gayi hai khuch lene
Mai - tum log pagal ho kaya dimag thik to hai naaa akele bhej diya
Tulsi - wo kah rahi thi bus yahi janna hai pass mai abhi tak aayi nahi
Mai - kitna time hua
Tulsi - 2 ghante ho gaye honge
Maiv- kaya
Mai bhaag kar apne bathroommai gaya aur Sona ko yaad kiya saamme mirror mai uski tawir aayi mai mirror mai ghus gaya
Sammne Sona ek band kamre mai beshud haalat mai padi thi uske haath mai ek locket tha
Maine pass jaa kar uska sir apne god mai rakha
Mai rotee hue - aye Sona uth na pelease uth na dhek mai aa gyav
Sona dhrre sai aakh kholti hai - tuuuummm aa gaye
Mai - chal ghar chalo abb jaldi
Sona - ab wkhat nahi hai bus tumsai ek baat kehani hai
Mai - nahi tujhe khuch nahi ho sakata
Sona locket dete hue - ye loo eese hamesha apne pass rakhana mai tumsai bahut pyaar karti thi aur karti hu par maine der kar di kaas mai tumko pehle bata paati par sayad aaj hi mujhe tumsai aapne payaar ke baare mai malum pada hai
Mai - baad mai bol lenna jo bhi
Yeeh kaya maine uski kamar par haath rakha uss ke peth mai chaku laga hua tha
Mere naa jaane kyu aashu ruk nahi rahe the - Sona mai tujhe baccha lunga please aakhe khuli rakh
Sona - ab khuch nahi ho skata apna dhyaan rakhana
Mai god mai utha ke kamre sai jaise hi bhar nikala Ladaka - abe tu yaha kaise
Mai - dhekh joh bhi baat hai baad mai kar lena chaahe to mujhe mar lenna par esse hospital le jaane de bhai mai tere haath jodata hu
Ladaka - mere pase lete hue eska dyaan nahi aaya .
Tabhi Sona ki awwaj aayi - d.......... Aur uske haath sai locket gir gaya mere aakh sai aashu jaise kisi nadi ki tarah nikalane lage
Mai usse le kar wahi beth gaya
Ladaka - tum sab esse abhi maar do baad mai uth gaya to naa jane kitne ko maar dega
Mai - ab esse duniya mai koi nahi bacchega koi nahi
Maine apna hath aage kiya talwar aa gyi mai Sona ko side mai rakh diya
Maine dono hatho sai sai talwar ko pakada mera pura body jalne laga maine talwar ek ke sene mai mari wo usske dil ko chirata hua nikal gaya aur uska khoon mere uper faware ki tarah girrnai laga
Maine talwar ko utha kar floor mai gaad di phir mai Sona ki body le kar aage bada gaya har koi mujh par waar kar rha tha par koi aasar nahi ho rha tha jis jis nai hath sai war kiya wo wahi jal gya
Khuch hi dhur par ek aadami badha hua tha mai usske paas gaya uss ko bhi ek hathh sai utha kar khandhe par rakh liya aur apni aakhe band kar ke apnjghar ki chatt ko yaad kiya aur chhaat par aa gaya
Mai - kaash yahi maine phele kar diya hota par mai mirror ka soch kar khuch kiya hi nhi kaash mai khuch kar pata
Udhar waha par talwar sai aag buildings mai aag phelene lagi aur khucb hi dher mai wo blast ho gayii
Mai unn dono ko lekar nicche aaya
Nilam adami ko dhekh kar khush hue par jaise hi nazar Sona par gayi
Nilam maa- Sonaaaa woh bhaag kar mere paas aayi maine Sona ko lita diya
Nilam- kya hua hai esse bol kya kiya tunne
Tulsi - Maa chhup ho jaoo essnai kaya kiya hoga
Nilam- kaise chup ho jao essne meri beti mujhese chin li mujhe esse harami ko bachana nhi chahiye tha badi badi denge maar raha thaa yeh hu woh hu mai abb dekho meri beti kaa kaya haal kar diya
Tulsi - Mom please chup hoo jao
Nilam. - tuh yahi khada hai chala ja meri nazaro sai dhur kabhi apni sakal mat dhikhana warana mai tujhe tabhi mar dungi mai apni pati ke bina reh li abb mai Sona ke bina kaise reh paaungi mai hi pagal thi jo tujhe jaise par todhi hi dher mai vishawas kar liya
Dilawar - mera beta kha sai mila tujhe
Ye sunne sai phele hi mai road par pahuch gaya tha ( teleport )
Aur chalene laga
Mai- ab mai ye jindagi hi khatam kar dunga
Maine apni talawar laayi aur apne pet mai ghusane ki khosis ki par woh jaa hi nahi rahi thi
Mai - ab mar bhi nahi sakata kaya
Tabhi ek aawaj gunji mere dimag mai
Awwaj - tum nahi mar sakete tuhare jivan ka asali kaam abhj baaki hai
Aur mere dimag mai sai ek light nikali aur mai behosh ho gaya
Jab aakhe khuli to masoom mere saamne bethi thi
Mai - tum yah aur mai kaha hu
Masoom - tum mere ghar par ho kal tum mujhe ghar ke bhar behosh mile
Mujhe Sona ki yaad aayi maine masoom ko gale laga liya aur ronne laga
Masoom - - arre are kaya hua tumko roo ku rahe ho
Mai - woh mujhe chhod kar chali gayi
Wahhhhh jabrdast mindblowing superbbb speechless update.......UPDATE 27
Masooom - kon chala gaya kuch to batooo
Mai- meri sona mujhe chod kar chali gayi
Masoom- kaha chali
Mai roote hue - woh mar gayi aur khuch sunnana hai
Masoom picche hate hue - kaya par ye sab kaise hua
Maine ghur ke usse dhekha woh dar ke khadi jo gayi
Masoom- aase mat dhekho dar lag raha hai
Mai aage badh kar ke usse face pass apna face le ja kar
Mai - ab ye city khooni khel ka nazara dhekegi
aur uss ko side hata kar mai aage bada
Masoom- ruk jao please abhi tum khuch sochane ki sakti kho chuke ho
Mai - ab mujhe koi nahi rok sakata woh to bechari mujhese pyaar karti thi par mai usse baccha nahi saka
Masoom- to usski kasam tumhe ruk jao
Mai- mare hue ki kasam de rahi maine gate khol diya
Masoom bhaag kar meri kamar mai hath daal kar picche sai hug kar liya Mai - ye kaya kar rahi hooo
Masoom nai aur kas ke pakad liya uske nipples mere pith mai lag rahe the tabhi mere gardan par uske hotho ka garam touch mahsus hua mera gussa pata nahi kaha kaafur ho gaya jaise woh braf ho
Mai dhirre sai - masoom ye galata hai aisa mat karo
Masoom - kyu kya hoo gaya
Mai - mera control kho jayega
Masoom - toh kho jao koi nahi rokega
Mai - nahi mai nahi kar sakata
Masoom- kyu tumhe mere liye koi feelings nahi hai
Mai - aisa nhi hai mera dimag kuch samajh soch nahi paa raha ki mai kaya feel kar raha kaya nahi kuch nahi pata
Masoom - to phir kaya baat hai
Ussmai phir ek kiss mere garden par kar diya
Mai- agar feeling naa hoti to unka shir esse hi kaat diya kaya
Masoom - mai bhi yehi soch rahi thi koi asse kisi ko kaise mar sakata
Mai - ab to chhod do kuch chubh raha hai
Masoom - kaya batao mujhe to khuch aisa nahi lag rha
Mai - tumhara hi toh chubh rha hai
Masoom - naam to hoga uska
Mai - b......ooooo chhodo mai kabhi ladkiyo sai esse baat nahi ki
Masoom nai acchanak sai chhod kar picche hat gayi mai haran tha
Mai - bura laga kaya kisi baat ka
Masoom niche sir jhuka ki khadi thi
Maine uska face upar kiya uske aakho mai assuo the
Mai jib nikal ke uske gaalo ko chaatate hue uski right aakho ko chum liy phir left side ke uss nai aake band kar li aur kaas ke mujhe apni baho mai bhar liya
Mai usske gardan par apna honth lagaya
Masoom - ooooooohhhhhhhhahhhhh dd.....
Mai- kya hua .....
Masoom nai meri baat puri hone sai phele hi mere hoth ko chusane lagi aur mai bhi usske hotho ko nahi chhodana cahata thaa 2 minutes ese hi kiss karnai ke baad maine usske bed par dhaka de diya
Aur jor jor sai khich ke usske hoth chusnai laga jaise koi woh mujhse chin lega
Ussnai apne hath mere sir mai daal kar mere baal khichanai lagi
Mai apne hath le ja kar uskai tshirt ke andar daal diya aur uski naabhi mai ungali daal di uss nai kas ke mere hoth esse kate jaise kisi nai pura hoth hi kaah liaya ho
Maine usse chhod kar - ufff kaaah jaaogi kaya mere
Masoom ki madhosi tuti par mane soccha ki saayd hatane ko bolegi par mai pura galat thaa meri bata poora hone sai phele hi
Usani mujhe dusari taraf dhakaha de dekar mere uppar chhadh gayi
Aur meri shirt khich di uske button toot gaye wo mere seene par apni jeeb firane lagi
Mai- uffff masoom tumhare jeeb garam nahi ice jaisi thandi hai
Masoom - accha laga abb to nahi jaooge kahi naa
Mai ussko dekh ke - kaya bus rokne ke liye ye sab tha
Masoom - mai tumhe ab koi galat kaam nahi karne de sakati hu
Mai - kyu gf biwi ho kaya meri
Masoom - woh toh tum taye karoge abhi mai kaya hi
Mai- accha tumhe mai kab pasand aaya
Masoom - jab sai tumhare sath bike par bethi thi tumhare baatoo nai baar bar bus tumhare baare mai sochane par majboor kar diya
Mai- phir Varun kaya tha
Masoom- wo kutta mujhe gf bannana chata tha par maine bus friend rahene ko kaha par sabko apni gf batata tha bus aur aisa waisa khuch bhi nahi hai joh tum soch rahe ho par tum nai kaha tumhe bhi meri liye feeling thi
Mai- ha bus jab tumnai taapad mara to mai bus tumhe dhek raha tha par jaise hi tumne muh khola mujhe laga sakal sai hi sab khuch nahi hota mujhe laga tum ek ammer baap ki bigadi aulad ho
Par usse raat jab tumnai gale lagaya tha to mere dil ko jaise sukoon mila phir .....
mai chup ho gaya
Masoom - phir kaya batao na
Aur woh mere seene par sir rakh kar let gayi
Masoom- Bolo na bolo
Mai - uss din jab tumhe bathroom mai dhekha toh mai to tumhara diwana ho gaya tha
Masoom- accha ab kabhi chhori chhori mat dhekhana
Mai- kyu ab kaya preshani hai
Masoom - asse karne sai tumhe dusroo ke personal life mai jhakene ki aadat pad jayegi
Mai- yeh to sahi hai khuch baate wahkt par chhod deni chaiye Par tumhe bura to nahi laga naa
Masoom - nahi aisa khuch nahi
Mai - mai usski baat nahi kar raha hu jo maine abhi tumhare sath kiya
Masoom- tumhe laga kaya
Mai - mujhe kyu
Masoom - kyuki tumnai to shirf haath dala tha tshirt mai maine to tumhari shirt hi faad di
Mai- nahi par shuruwat to maine ki thi
Masoom - kis mitti ke bane ho tum
Ma- ab kaya hua
Masoom - waha ladke dekh kar mujhe chuune ko tarash jate hai aur tum ho ki keval baate kar rahe ho etna control kaha sai aaya ekdum sai mood change
Maine jeans sahi karte hue
Mai - control karna to muskil hoo rha hai par ye thik nahi filhal ke liye kyuki tumhari chikani taage abb mere jhaago ko garam kar rahi hai
Masoom apne taage sikkod ke - esssshh chupp karo naa
Mai has ke - Ok baba ok lag raha tumhara control jada nahi hai
Masoom mujhe dekh ke - kaya tum mujhe sach mai dil sai pyaar karte ho
Mai - esska jawab mai baad mai dunga
Masoom - kyu abhi de do
Mai- nahi abhi nhi tum toda wait karo
Masoom - tum khai kissi aur sai to nhi
Mai - sayad karata hu kyuki sapano mai mujhe khuch ladakiya nazar aati hai esse liye kahi tumhare sath dhokha na kar bethu ess liye maine abhi kudh ko aur roaka
Masoom - sapana kaisa sapana
Mai - mera asali naam dd nahi hai aur meri picchali yadaas bhi chali gayi hai
Masoom- kya phir meri tumhare dil mai koi jagah nhi hai
Mai - arre aree aram sai aisa khuch nahi bus todha wakht hi toh manga hai
Masoom - chaloo thik hai ab kaha par pata nahi kyu maine hotho nai jab tumahre hotho ko chuaa mujhe aisa laga enn hotho sai mera bhaut purana nata hai
Mai kuch bolane wala thaa
Tabhi mera phone baja
Tulsi - kaha hai chhotu
Mai- didi aap bus yehi kahi hu mai aap kaisi hai
Tulsi - bhai sab thik hai ghar aa jaa
Mai - meri wajah sai sona ke sath
Mai phir rone laga
Tulsi - na naa roote nahi papa ne sab bata diya hai agar toh na jota to sayad papa bhi na hote aur mai usske bistar par hoti aur
Mai - buss karooo di bus karoo
Tulsi - tuh aa rhaa hai ghar
Mai- par sona ki body nahi dhekh paunga
Tulsi - ek minute sona ki body arre pagal hum sab hospital mai jada khoon bhane ki wajah sai wo behosh ho gayi thi par woh zinda hai bus par
Mai khush hokar - par kay
Tulsi - par woh coma mai hai jaan to bacch gayi par pta nahi hosh kab aayega
Mai- mai aa raha ho par abb mai abb aapsai hi miluga maa ko dur hi rakahana
Tulsi- tuh aa to jaa phir khud hi dhekh lenna
Mai - bus aaya kon sa hospital hai
Tulsi - **********
Mai - ok
Phone cut kar ke khushi sai Masoom woh bach gayi hai maine Jaldibaazi mai galat samjh liya
Masoom - dhekha sab thik ho gay naa
Mai- mai hospital jaa rha hu tum chaloogi
Masoom - yr bhi phuchane ki baat hai chalo
Phir hum dono masoom ki car sai hospital pahuche
Wahhhhh jabrdast mindblowing superbbb speechless update.......Update 28
Mai masoom hospital ke andar gaye
Wha par sona ke Arjun bahar khade the
Sona's Arjun - arjun singh
Mai aag bhad kar unke par chuu liye
Arjun - arre beta tum aa gye the
Mai - mai woh....
Arjun - apne Nilam Maa ke baato ka bura bhi koi mannata hai
Mai - sorry Nilam Maa kaya mai Arjun bula sakata hu
Arjun - ye bhi koi puchane ki baat hai enn logo nai sab bata diyaa hai mujhe
Mai - sona kaise hai
Ajun - woh to abhi kah nahi sakate jab tak hosh naa aaye
Mai- didi kaha hai
Arjun - waiting room mai hai dono
Mai- ok thik esse milo ye meri friend masoom
Masoom unke par chu leti hai
Mai- ab yaad aaya tumhe
Arjun - arre koi baat nahi utho beta accha friend ha girlfriend hai
Mai- woh bus friend hai
Masoom mujhe kaah janne wale nazaro sai dekhane lagi mai uss ko le kar waiting room mai jane laga
Masoom - yeh kaya tumnai jhut bola
Mai- meri Nilam Maa Nilam Maaf kar tune kaya abhi shaadi karene ka plan bannya hai
Masoom - ha yeh shi idea diya phir tumhe khone ka daar nahi rahega
Mai- chal chal abhi to mujhe bhut phool thodnai hai
Masoom mujhe ungali dhikhate hue - jaan sai Nilam Maar dungi
Uss nai etni tez bola ki log ghurne lage
Mai usse le kar room mai ghush gaya
Mai - arre didi yaha kaya kar rahi ho
Tulsi - aa gaya tuh chal aa beth khuch kah le
Nilam Maa - ha beta aa kaah le
maine unn ko ignor kiya
Par masoom ja kar unka pair chu liya
Nilam Maa- hamesha khush rahoo
Nilam Maa - didi bhar chalo khuch kaah kar aate hai
Tulsi - ye kaha le Nilam Maa nai bannya hai
Mai- tabhi too nahi kahana
Nilam Maa - beta Nilam Maaf kar doo galati ho gayi
Mai gate ki taraf badh gaya
Tabhi wo hua jo maine to kabhi socha bhi nahi tha Nilam Maa Nilam Maa nai aa kar mere pair pakad liya
Mai jhatt sai dhur ho gay aur un ko uthaya
Mai - Nilam Maa ye kaya kar rahi ho pagal ho gayi ho
Nilam Maa - manna gusse mai jada bol gayi par agar tere siwa koi aur hota to yaha aata bhi nahi
Mai - aap nai socha kaise bhi ki mai sona ko chot pahuchane ki soch bhi sakata hu bus toda late ho gaya tha jiska fal saamne hai
Nilam Maa - beta mujhe Nilam Maaf kar de
Mai - nahi karunga abb beta naa bolo toh jada sahi hoga joh baate aapne boli woh dil sai boli aur mai toh hu bhi anzaan par haa sona nai joh mere liye kiya woh nahi bhul sakata mai
Nilam Maa - thik hai yahi meri saja hai
Maine unnka muh girate hue dekh ke socha joh ho raha hone do abb kaya karu mai jaane hi deta hu
Mai - agar apne haath sai kahana khila dogi to mai sochunga
Nilam Maa nai khush ke mujhe gale laga liya
Nilam Maa - ha mere laal mai tujhe aapnai hatoo sai khilaungi chal beth
Mai - masoom chaloo betho
Masoom- mai kaise
Mai- muh sai aur kaise
Phir Nilam Maa mujhe khilan lagi
Mai- apni ess beti ko bhi to khila do
Nilam Maa - ha jaroor
Aur Phir Nilam Maa nai bhi masoom ko khilana shuru kar diya par tulsi didi kaha piche rahene wali thi unn honae bhi join kar liya
Masoom kahte khate roone lagi
Nilam Maa - kaya hua beta kyu roo rahi hoo
Masoom - Nilam Maa ka payar jo mil raha hai
Mai- chal ab kaha le
Agar enhho nai shuru kiya too ess kamre mai baadh aa jayegi
Phir sab nai kaha kah liya maine masoom ko ghar bhej diya aur Arjun ko bhi smajaha bujaha kar didi ke sath ghar bhej diya
Phir mai mai Nilam Maa ke saath sona ke ward mai aaya
Usske halat dekh kar hi meri aakho mai asshu aa gaye mai wha tuk nahi paya
Mai wha sai bahr aa kar sammne ke park mai chala gaya aur ek bench par beth kar roonne laga
Nilam Maa bhi mere picche wha pahuch gayi
Mere side mai beth gayi
Nilam Maa - kaya baat hai beta
Mai - khuch nahi
Nilam Maa - beta mujhe pata hai ki sona ki karan hai par jo bhagwan ne johs socha hai wahi hoga
Mai - kaash mai phele hi ghar aa jata
Nilam Maa -beta har jagah to tum nahi pahuch sakete aur tum nai usski jaan baccha to
Mai-par Nilam Maa......
Nilam Maa- shiiii bus kar
Maine Nilam Maa ke kahandhe par shir rak liya Nilam Maa- beta koi aur baat to nahi na
Mai- ek baat hai par mai kaise aap ko bolo kaise kahi phir aap nai bura samjaha to
Nilam Maa- nahi samjhungi bata
Maine Nilam Maa ko gale sai locket nikal kar diya
Nilam Maa- ye kaya hai
Mai- app khol ke dhekho
Nilam Maa nai locket khola to
Nilam Maa- beta kaya sach hai
Mai- haa Nilam Maa
Nilam Maa- par ye sab kaise
Nilam Maa- mujhe kuch nahi pata bus behosh hone sai phle ussnai diya tha
Mai- Nilam Maa udhar masoom bhi mujhese pyaar karti hai
Nilam Maa - wo to toda sa to samajh gayi thi usse dhekh kar par ye sona
Mai- Nilam Maa mujhe khuch smajh nahi aa rha kaya ho rha hai mere saath aur ku akhir ye sab kaya hai
Nilam Maa- aur khuch hai to bata kr dil halaka kar le
Mai- sapne mai aur kayi bathroom ke mirror mai do ladkiya dhikati hai ko mujhe bulaa rahi hai aisa ku
Nilam Maa- sayad tera koi pariwar ho
Mai - par wo dono khuch ajib tareke ka bolti hai jaise lover jaisa khuch
Nilam Maa- kya pata teri wife ho
Mai - wife to ek hoti hai do todi
Nilam Maa - beta ess baare mi mai khuch nhi kah sakati par tumhe appne pariwar ko dhudhana chaiye
Mai - usse phele mujhe ye to pata chale ki meri aasali face kaya phir maine doctor wali saari baaate unnhe baatayi
Nilam Maa- ye to mushkil ho gayi beta
Mai - par Nilam Maa jb sona ko hosh aayega tab mai kya khaunga aur masoom ko mai esse kisi ko dhokha nhi de sakata
Nilam Maa- beta tera dil bhaut saaf hai tune ek bhi baat mujhese nhi chupayi sayad agar. Baad mai pata chata to mai gussa ho bhi sakati thi par ek baat bataooge.
Mai- ha Nilam Maa bolo kaya phuchana hai
Nilam Maa- kaya tum sona sai pyaar kartate ho
Mai- yahi to mai taye nahi kar paa rha hu ki mai kis sai payaar karta hu
Masoom sai jo mujhe. Bhaut pasand hai
Ya sona sai jis ke pass hone sai mai sare gum bhul jata hu
Yaa unn dono ladkiyo sai jo sapne mai aati hai
Meri khuch samajh mai nahi aa rha upper sai sona ke saath ye sab mai pagal ho jayunga Nilam Maa mai pagal ho jaunga maine apna shir pakad liya
Nilam Maa mere haath hata kar mera shir apne god mai rakha
Nilam Maa - beta mai teri assli Nilam Maa to nahi hu par tu mujhe apna beta hi lagata hai aage kay hoga ye tun whakt par chhod do kya pata tumhare sath jo bhi ho rha hai usske piche koi wajha ho
Mai- ho sakaata hai par aaj ki baad ye assli naki Nilam Maa ki baate ki to chala jaunga
Nilam Maa hadbada kar- nahi nahi karungi kabhi nahi mai- waise Nilam Maa ab aap ghar to wapas mil jayega
Nilam Maa - nahi beta wo ussnai paper kahi chupa diye hai jab tak wo nahi mil jate tab tak nahi
Mai- kaya mai dhudh lunga usse
Nilam Maa- beta wo pata nahi kaha hai tumnai unn sab ko mar diya par papers kaha ye kaise pata chalega
Maine khuch socha aur mai- Nilam Maa aap nai wo paper to dhekh hai naa Nilam Maa- ha ku kaya baat hai
Mai - nahi ek baar aap usse yaad kar ke mera haath pakado
Nilam Maa - ye sab kaya kah rha hai
Mai- bus jo kah rha hu wo karoo
Phir unnhone waisa hi kiya
Phir maine aakhe band kar ke dheekha khuch nahi hua
Mai- haa aap phir socho
Nilam Maa - thik hai
Main Nilam Maa ke sir par hath rakha phir bhi khuch nahi hua
Nilam Maa - beta too kaya kar rha hai
Nilam Maa - mai apni saktiyo sai usse dhudnai ki khosis kar rha hu joh mai dhek sakata hu waha pahuch sakata hu ye mujhe aaj hi pata chala hai
Nilam Maa- to phir khuch hua kyu nahi
Mai- ek baat batoo kisi ki sacchayi janani ho to kaya karana cahiye
Nilam Maa - saare sachayi usski aake batati hai
Mai- oh ye bhi try karte hai aap socho usske baare mei mai aap ki aakho mai dhekhata hu
Nilam Maa nai waisa hi kiya unki aakho mai dhete hi hum ek room mai the sammene ek locker tha
Mai - ye kon si jagah hai
Nilam Maa nak koi jawab nahi diya maine mud ke dhkha to unnhe ulatiya ho rahi thi lagata meri powers ki wajgah sai tha
Maine jaa kar unki peth sahalayi aur pass ke jag mai sai paani diya
Mai- Nilam Maa ab thik to ho naa
Nilam Maa- ha mai thik hu par yaha kaise
Mai- kaya aap janti ho ess jagah ko
Nilam Maa - ha ye hamara hi ghar hai ussnae kabaja kar rakha tha
Mai- chaloo ghar to mil gya par paers kaha honge Nilam Maa- beta saayd wo uss locked mai hai
Mai aage bath kar ek ghusse sai locker tod diya Nilam Maa - tu kaafi takatwar hai
Mai - wo to bus saktiyo ki wajah sai jise mai janta bhi nahi ki wo hai kaya maine locker sai paper nikale
Mai- ye loo Nilam Maa tumhara ghar bhi mil gaya Nilam Maa nai mere kaan pakad kar eth diya
Mai- ahhh Nilam Maa kay kar rahi ho
Nilam Maa- ye hamara ghar tumhara kay laga rkha hai mai - soory Nilam Maa aab pap didi ko phone kar ke yahi bula lo
Nilam Maa - phle niche ja kar to dhekhe ki koi unka aadami to nahi hai hai
Mai- aap yahi ruko
Mai gate tod kar nicche aaya wha 3 aadami the
Aadami - abe to ess gahr mai ghussa kaise
Nilam Maa- apne ghar mai kaise bhi ghusu tujhe matab addami - marne aaya hai
Mai haath ma mai talwar li par wo saale to talwar dhekh kar hi baag gaye
Mai - yaar ennhone kaya dhekh liya joh Bhaag gaye ek aadmi wahi kada tha toda budha sa tha
Mai - chal bhaag yaha sai Nilam
Maa- beta ye humare ghar ke rasoyiya hai
Dinu - aare malkin aap yaha kaise aur ye kon hai
Nilam
Maa mere paas aakar mere kandhe par haath rkaha - ye mera beta hai
Dinu - maalkin maaf karna chhote malik par aap ke piche woh bhut kaise aaya
Mai- kaisa bhut
Nilam Maa - jab talwar tere haath mai aayi to tere picche koi khada tha bhaut bada
Mai - chalo chhodo hospital chalna hai baad mai ye sab
Nilam Maa- are ye to bhul hi gayi phir hum hospital aa gaye
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Hum dono andar aa kar sona ke paas sofe par beth gaye
Todi dher esse bethe rahe Nilam maa didi papers dekh rahi thi mai sona ko
Nilam maa - aase kaya dhekh rha hai
usse
Mai- k...uch nahi khuch bhi to nahi
Nilam maa- jada mat hakala aur meri beti ko ghurna band kar
Mai- sorry woh bus mai asse hi
Nilam maa - abhi ye halat hai jab usse hosh aaya to kaya karega pata nahi aur kehata hai pyaar nahi karta
Mai- ausa khucha nahi hai mai to bus
Nilam maa - beta jo tuh abhi kar rha hai ye sab hum kar ke chhod chuke hai
Mai - mai sarminda hu apni harakat par
Maa mer pass akar - arre mai toh bus majak kar rahi hu tu
Mai - mai samjh sakata hu aapko laga rha hoga ki mai kitna jahil hu ki aap ke saamne sona ko ess halat mai esse dhekh rha
Nilam maa - bus kar pagal abb mai tujhase majak bhi nahi kar sakti
Mai- sacch aap majak kar rahi ho
Nilam maa - ha kar rahi thi par mera majak sach nikala
Nurse - aap log etna tez mat bolo aap hospital mai koi ghar par nahi
Mai/maa - sorry
Mai- sister ye kab tak thik ho sakati hai
Nurse - sayad 2 din mai agar halaat bigadi nahi too.
Mai- thik hai
Maa - chal ab soo jaa thak gaya hoga
Mai maa ke god mai sir rakh kar soo gaya
Maa bhi bethi bethi soo gayi
Sapne mai (in dream)
Mai ek ladaki ki sath soya hua hu aur maine usski kamar pakad rahki hai
Ladki mujhe hi dhekh rahi hai
Ladaki- kitne payaare lagate ho sote hue
Ussnai mere gaalo kar kiss kiya phir. Halke sai hotho par
Ladaki - kaas mai aapko hosh mai kis kar paati par aap ekdum bhodu ho mai aap sai chhoti hokar bhi aap etna khuch samajahti hu par aap to jaise baacche ho ekdum
Abhi bhi mujhe esse pakad rkha ki jaise lover hai mere subah hote hi..
Sapana ekdum sai badal gaya par abhi bhi wo ladaki thi par situation khuch alag si thi Wo kisi takiye ko gale laga ke roo rahi thi par usse likha tha. D..dev ha yahi likha tha
Ladaki- aa jaoo kyu tadpa rhe ho mujhe meri raato ki need haram ho gayi hai mujhe pata hai apni ess pari ko chhod ke kahi nahi jaa sakete maine apni har ek din aur raat bus aap ke hi saath bityai hai bhele ye sab log aapko bhul gaye ho par mai marte dum tak bus aap ki rahungi bus aapki
Mai jhat sai uthh gaya
Maa ki nid bhi tut gayi
Tulsi- kaya hua bhai aur ye kaya etna pasina kyu ho rha hai tujhe
Maa - wahi ladaki jo sapne mai aati thi aaj phir aayi
Tulsi - par tuh aase kyu paresha hai
Mai- pata nahi par woh koi apni lag rahi hai mai usske saath so rha tha sayad phele ka sapna ho joh khuch batana chaa rha hai par jaise hi dusra sapana aaya wo ladki kaafi bimar lag rahi hai aur roo rahi hai
Tulsi - bhai sapnoo ka kaya hai wo to aase bhi aa sakta hai
Mai- par
Tulsi - bus chup kar aur jaa papa aur dada Ji ko phone kar ke bula le subah ho gayi hai unnhe ye papers bhi dene hai
Mai- thik hai abhi karata hu
Phi maine unko call kar ke bula liya
Phone cut kar diya
Tabhi masoom ka phone aaya
Maine phone uthaya
Masoom - hello jaan kaise ho
Mai - Jaan kon
Masoom - are baba kha sai aaye ho tumhe hi to kaha
Mai- sorry woh khuch soch rha tha
Masoom - kabhi hamare baare mai bhi soch liya karo
Mai - mai nahi karene wala
Masoom - kyu
Mai - aare tumhare baare mai socha to meri need joh todi si aati hai wo bhi udd jayegi
Masoom - accha janab ki need bhi kaharab hone lagi
Ussnai phone cut kar diya
Mai- hello hello hello
Arjun - arre kis ke liye etni hello hello ho raha hai
Mai- app etni jaldi kaise aa gaye
Dilawar - arre beta wo hum raste mai the tera phone aaya
Arjun - meri baat ka jawab nahi diya
Mai- wo wo to bus ek friend hai dad aap ko didi nai jaldi bulya tha chaliye woh waiting room hai
Arjun - ha mai bhi to dhekhu aakhir Baat kaya hai
Hum timo room mai aaur waha Nilam ji bhi aa gayi thi
Tulsi - aa gaye aap sab log
Arjun - ha kaya baat hai Nilam aur tulsi
Nilam - bata beti
Tulsi- ye lijiye
Didi nai woh paper dad ko de diye
Arjun - ye tumhe kaha sai mile
Tulsi- aur kaha sai aap hi ke bete nai diye hai
Dad mere aage hath jod kar
Arjun - kis muh sai tumhara shukriya karu tumnai ek hi jahtake mai mera saara business aur mera ghar mere haatho mai de diya
Nilam maa- aare jada mera tera mat karoo sab essi ka hone wala hai aap ka daamad joh hai
Mai- he ba dono maa beti ek hi jaisi hai
Dad - ye sab kab ho gaya bhai phi ye phone pe kisi sai baate kar rha tha
Nilam maa- apki dusari bhau
Mai- maa bus karo chup ho jaoo
Tulsi- tu chup kar aur aap koi pareshani hai kaya
Arjun - arre aisa damad paa kar mai to danye ho jaunga
Mai - maa jara yeha aana
Mai unhe side mai le gaya
Mai-ye sab kaya hai maa
Nilam maa- beta ab mai apni beti ki pyaar ko uss sai nahi chin sakati usse esse pyaar ke liye jaan ka jhokhim uthaya hai
Mai- ye kya kh rahi ho aap
Nilam maa- ha wo bus tujhese apne pyaar ka ezhaar karene ke liye bhar gayi thi tulsi nai mujhe baataya jab tum soo rahe the tab maine use phone kiya tha
Wo mere paro mai gir gayi
Maa - aap log baar ku sharminda kar rahe ho mujhe
Nilam maa - beta mai nahi chaati ki mere beti ko hosh aaye to wo apna pyaar kho de
Mai- chaloo aap etna kah rahi ho thik hai mai batata hu jab sona nai mujhe locket de kar ejharr kiya to mai bhi khush hua aur uska pyaar apna chaata tha par aap nai mujhe ghar sai nikal diya mai behosh hokar gir gya
Aur massom nai mujhe aapni ghar mai rakha par kal subh maire sir par khun swaar ho gya tha maine khonni raasste par jaane ki tahani par masoom nai appni pyaar sai mera rasta mod diya
Maa - beta agar mai tujhe nahi datati to sayad ye sab na hota par meri galti ki saja usse mat de uss bechari ki dil mai phele hi ched hai khi wo tujhase bichad kar mar na jaye
Mai ladkada kar girnai wala tha ki dad nai mujhe pakada
Mai - aap pagal ho kya maine kab kha ki mai usse chodunga mai bhi usse pyaar karata hu
(ye baat sayad unka dil rakhne ko bola )
Nilam maa has kar - saccha aur mujhe gale laga liya
Nilam maa- beta tera dil bhaut bada hai
Mai - par wo masoom
Nilam maa- mai baat kaungi usssai
Mai - par maa abhi wo mujhese naaraj ho gayi hai
Nilam maa- to jaa mana le naa
Mai - thik agar khuch bhi baat ho to bata dena
Maa- thik hai ab ja
Maa jara bhar chalo khuch kaam hai
Arjun - kaya baat hai ab
Mai- bus do minute
Hum bhaar aaye
Mai- maa kaise manunga usse
Nilam maa- hahhaha ye phuchana tha pagal apni maa si ladki patana sikana chalata hai
Nilam maa.............................
Mai- thik aap to kafi experience lag rhi ho
Maa - jaldi jaa ladkiyo ka ghussa time ke sath badata jata hai
Mai- ok thanks maa
Aur mai wha sai nikal gaya
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Mai (man mai )- ye maa bhi naa pagal ho gayi hai bhala kahi do shaadi hoti hai khair aab jo hoga baad mai dekha jayega
Kisi nai sahi hi kha hai aaj mai jena chaiye wara past aur future dono kaharab ho jayenge
Mai usske baad ek showroom par gaya ek bike li aur aur phir mera man hua ki kuch kapde le liye jaye maine mall mai ja kar liye kapde aur phen liye aur ek dress pack kara li
Phir jewellery shop sai ek neckless aur ek anguthi li aur phir
Mai- yaar maa nai gul dasta dene ko kha tha kyu na kuch naya le jau
Phir waha sai mai sidha masoom ke ghar gya
Bell baja di maine
Ek ladaki nai gate khola aur wahi khadi ho gayi jiase koi bhoot dhekh liya ho
Mai - hello helo kay dhekh rahi ho ladaka nahi dhekha kaya kabhi
Shurbhi- ohh haa kaya baat hai kis sai milana hai
Mai- masoom sai
Shurbhi - didi sai par wo to soo rahi hai
Mai- hello miss aap uss ki chinata na kare
Surbhi - aap kaya kah rha hai mere kuch samjah mai nahi aa rha hai
Mai - phele andar to anne do
Surbhi - mai aap ko janti nahi phir andar kaise aane du
Mai - thik hai gate band kar lo
Surbhi - kyu mai to nahi karungi
Mai- to kahdi raho yahi pata nahi ye kaha sai aayi hai
Mai bhar ja kar khada ho gaya par wo mujhe hi ghur rahi thi
Mai - saare excitement ki maar ke rakh di essnai mai khuch dimag lagaya
Mai - par yaar uss nai esse room mai aane ko mana kiya hai
Mai uss sai nazar bacha kar ghar ke picche aa gaya mai jhat sai khidaki ke pass aa gya
Mai khidki sai andar aaya tabhi woh pagal gate pitane lagi
Shurbhi - didi gate kholo aap ke room mai koi hai
Mai parde ke piche chhup gaya
Masoom nai uth kar gate khola
Surbhi edhar udhar jahakete hue - kaha gaya woh
Masoom - arre kaya kar rahi hai kon aaya hai
Surbhi - ek ladaka aaya tha aap ke baare mai phuch rha tha
Aur jab maine andar nahi aane diya to aap room mai khidki sai andar aa gaya
Masoom - he bhagwan kon aaya hai mujhe to dar lag raha hai kahi koi serial killer to nahi hai
Shurbhi - nahi lag to kaafi thik tha
Masoom - kon hai joh bhi hai bhar aa jao warana maj abhi police ko phone kar dungi
Mai(manmai)-chal beta tere to lag gaye
Mai parde sai bhar aaya
Surbhi - ha didi yahi hai
Masoom - kon ho tum yaha kaya kar rahe ho
Mai - pagal ho gayi ho kaya mai dd hu
Shurbhi - dd ho ya Doordarshan par yaha kaya kar rahe ho
Massoom - please hume marana mat
Shurbhi - aap daro mat didi mai hu naa
Maine uski baat karte hue kaha - chup karo tum dono aur masoom tum mujhe nahi pehchanti to thik ab mai kabhi nahi aaunga
Etna bolte hi wo bina Surbhi ki parwah kiye mere gale lag gayi
Massoom- aisa kabhi sochana bhi mat mai to toda sa majak kar rahi thi
Surbhi - didi aap ye kaya kar rahi ho
Masoom - wahi jo mujhe karana chaiye
Surbhi - kaya ye wahi jisnai aap ko bachaya tha
Massoom - ha pagal tujhe naam bataya tha tab bhi tuh bhul gayi
Mai- accha kaya mai tum sai akele mai
Surbhi - sorry mai ja rahi hu
Wo chali gayi
Mai - tum to gussa thi na
Maine sayad galat baad bol di
Wo mujhe chhod kar bed Par dusri taraf muh kar ke beth gayi maine hath aage kiya saara saamna wha par aa gaya
Maine neckess liya aur piche sai ja kar usske gale mai pahanna diya par koi reaction hi nahi
Mai ab kaya karu ye to khuch jada hi ghussa hai yeh toh
Mai - ye dress change kar lo khuch surprise hai
Maaoom - mujhe nahi chaiye
Mai- aare baba ab to maaff kar do
Massoom nai mere hath sai dress li - ye mat sochana ki maaf kiya ye bus asse hi kar rahi
hu wo bathroom mai chali gayi
Maine anguthi jeeb mai daali aur uska intazar kar nai laga
Woh aakhir bahar aayi mera muh khula ka khula reh gaya
White tshirt aur red jeans mai ekdum dhasu lag rhai thi
Masoom mujhe hila - kaya hua muh band kar loo
Mai - tum to kamal ki lag rahi hoo
Massoom - par mere yaad aate hi tumhari need udd jati hai ab khoobsurat kaise ho gayi
Mai- mera matlaab tha tumhe yaad karke tumsai bina mile need nahi aati hai bevkoof
Masoom - accha yeh baat thi sahi sai bola karo phir thik ye batoo ye dress kyu di hai
Mai - chaloo phle mere sath
Phir mai usse lekar ye hotel mai le gaya
Masoom - yaha kyu laye ho
Mai - sab samajh jaogi
Phi mai ussai andar ek haal mai le kar gaya
Aur waiter ko essara kar ke light dim kada di
Masoom - yaha etna andera ku hai
Tabhi hum aage badhe aur gulab ke phulo ki barasaat hone lagi
Masoom ke face par simle aa gayi hum dheere dheere chal table ke pass aaye maine hath pakada aur anguthi bahar nikal li
Mai - I LOVE YOU MASOOM WILL U BE MY LIFE
Masoom ke aakho mai aashu aa gaye
Mai - aree tunhe dukhi karne ke liye nahi kiya hai yeh sab
Masoom - yeh toh kushi ke aashu hai
Aur phir
Uss nai dhere sai haa mai sir hilaya main anguthi usse phena di light on kar di gayi waha par bethe log taliya bajane lage maine sir jhuka kar unka dhanyawaad diya phir hum beth gaye
Waiter - sir kaya lau aap dono ke liye
Mai - bhai mam sai pucho aur baby yeh tum ghurana band karoo
Masoom - ha
uss nai order diya
Waiter chala gaya
Massoom- abhi kya bola tumnai
Mai - ghurana band karo
Massoom- nhi phele
Mai - baby kyu tum jaan keh sakti ho mai baby kyu nhi
Massoom- nhi mujhe accha laga tha ess liye dobra sunana cahati thi
Mai - accha meri baby aur kaya accha lagata hai
Masoom nai mere gaalo par kiss karte hue kaha - sab khuch jo tumhe pasand hai
Mai - maa tumsai milana chati hai
Massoom- kyu kaya baat hai
Mai - ab saas bhau ki baate wo jaane
Wo to hawaa mai udnai lagi
Masoom - sach kah rahe ho
Mai - haa par tumhe phele apni padhayi puri karni hai
Masoom - haa mai apni bhen ke sath delhi janne ki soch rahi hu par tumhare bina kaise
Mai - aare meri power hai na jab chaye yaad karana mai aa jaunga
Masoom nai phir mera gaal chum liya par ess baar jaise mujhe khuch ajjeeb sa laga rha tha jaise meri body heat badha di ho ussnai
Tabhi
Waiter - sir aapka order
Mai - thanks
Phir humne kaahya aur
Par mera dimag jaise out of control ho raha tha mai usse lekar ek room mai aaya
Masoom - yaha ku laye ho
Maine usse bina khuch kahe god mai utha liya aur kiss karne laga wo to mere acchank kiss sai toda habada gayi par baad mai wo bhi saath dene lagi
Mai ussai kiss karta hua bed par le gaya
Aur kiss karta rha Ye sayaad meri sabse lambi kiss thi mai to chhodane ko tayar hi nahi tha
Masoom ki ssase ukhadnai lagi mujhe dhakha de diya mai bhi saase control karane laga
Par wo mere upaar aakar phir sai kiss karani lagi
Mai bhi chusnai laga
Maine usse palat liya aur usske gale ko chumane laga
Masoom - ahhhahaa ye kaya kar rahe ho ohhhh shhhhiiiiiiiiiii.......
Maine ek hath usske boobs par rakh kar ke daba diye
Masoom - aahh ye kaya ho raha shhhi...
Mai apni jeeb usske kaano mai daal di aur ghumanne laga
Ussnai jor sai mujhe kas liya aur halke halke mere peth mai nakhun ghusane lagi
Mai - ohhhh baby kaya kar rahi ho chub rha hai
Ussnai hath hata diya main dheere dheere uski nabhi ke pass aa gaya aur uske nabhi ko chumane laga
Masoom - ufffff.....dheer...eee
Mai - kaya hua baby
Massoom- mujhe kuch ho raha hai
Mai - kaya
Massoom- body mai garmi aur jab tumhare hoth mere body ko chutte hai toh tanda saa lagata hai
Mera haath dress ke andar sai usski chuchiyoo par tha to laga jaise koi gila cotton mere hatho mai hai maine apni jeebh usske pet par ghumane laga
Massoom - ohhhh.....hhh...oyyee....e...maaa....aa.....aaaaa
Mai - Kya hua kyun chillai
Massoom- ab mujhese control nhi hoga please khuch to karoo
Mai- haste hue kaya karu mai
Massoom - please ye baate baad mai kar lenna please
Mai khuch bolene hi wala tha ki ussnai muhe dhakka de kar
Apne ek chuchi meri muh mai daal di mere to hosh udd gaye ye esse kaya ho gaya hai mai to bus toda sa excited ho gaya tha par ye to overexcited ho gayi
maine muh sai bhar nikal kar - masoom tum thik to ho na
Masoom- ab badhaka kar phuch rahe ho ki thik hu ya nahi ussnai phir apni ek chuchi meri muhh mai thus di
Maine bhi usse maje sai chusane laga
Masoom- ha aase hi ha khaaa jao ummmm....mmmmmmm.
Maine apna hath usski kamar par rakh di aur apna haath nicche le jane laga
Masoom - dheere sai chussoo na dard ho raha hai
Maine usske back par haath rakh kar usse masal diya
Masoom - ahhh...h.h.h hhhh. hh.....maaa.a..a.a
Please dheere karo dard ho rha hai
Mai - abhi dard kaha diya hai
Masoom - to do naa
Mai aage bahadne hi wala tha ki mera phone baja
hat teri maa ki chut ess phone ki
Mai uthane jaa rha tha ki masoom nai phone le cut kar diya
Masoom- abhi koi nahi aayega bich mai
Mai usse peth ke baal lita diya
Par sala ye phone phir baj gaya
Maine dekha wo tulsi didi ka phone hai
Maine Call uthaya
Mai - ha didi bolo kaya baat hai kyu phone kiya hai kuch kaam tha
Tulsi- arre ek sath sab khuch phuchega kaya tuh busy hai kaya
Mai- ha toda busy hu
Tulsi - kaya kar rha hai
Mai - wooo bus dwa lene ja rha hu sona ke doctor nai emergency mai maganwayi hai
Tulsi - ek kaam hai koi paresahani to nahi hai
Masoom baate sun rahi thi
Masoom dheere sai - mana kar do
Mai usski taraf dhekete hu - ha bolo koi problem nahi hai
Tulsi - ha to ye le arav ji khuch baat karana chate hai
Mai- woh wha kaya kar rha hai
Arav - kyu bhai koi problem hai kaya yaha aane mai
Mai has kar - nahi bhai
Arav khuch bolene laga par masoom nai phone haath le kar takiye ke nicche rakh diya
Mai- arre arre ye kaya kar rahi ho koi important baat hai
Masoom meri bikul pass aakar meri akho mai dhekh kar - mujhese jada hai woh kaam
Mai- aisa nhi bus mai kabhi kisi ko naa nahi bolata bus yahi kaharab aadat hai mere andar
Massom- ab ess halat mai chhod kar jaoge mujhe
Arav udhar phone par hello hello kar rha tha
Mai - tumhe kaya lagata hai mai koi namard ho jo baar baar picche hat jata huu
Masoom- nahi aisa nahi buss mera control kho gaya tha
Ussnai apna shir nicche kar liya
Mai - dhekho mai samajata hu par accha bhi hua
Massoom- ess mai accha kaya hua
Mai - hum had sai jada badh gaye the jo abhi to thik nahi hai naa
Masoom - ha tum sahi kahte ho chalo lo ye phone lo aur baat karo
Mai - hello
Tulsi - are kaha chala gaya tha mai to gaahabara gayi thi
Mai - khuch nahi wo aawaj hi nahi aa rahi thi aap ussko phone do
Arav - ha bol bhai
Mai - abe baat tujhe baatani hai mai kaya bolu
Arav - accha mere saath kaam karne ka plan ke baare mai kaya socha hai
Mai( man mai )- bosidke chutiye gaandu ess liye phone kiya saare maje ki gaand maar di ess chutiye sai baat ki liye
Arav - bol bhai
Mai- mai to tyaar hu chalo baad mai baat kare
Arav - aare ruk mai koi pagal hu kaya etni chhoti si baat ke liye phone karunga
Mai - accha to puri baat bata na
Arav - yaar wo mai yaha par aane ke baad bataunga kaafi secret hai phone par sahi nahi hoga 30 minute mai ghar par milo
Mai - thik hai maine phone kaat diya
Mai masoom sai - sorry baby maine tumhara mood karab kar diya
Masoom nai mere hotho par ek halaka sai kiss karte hue god mai beth gayi - koi baat nahi jaan ab wife ko apne husband ki baat to manani padati hai
Mai- ha chalo tum samjhi to sahi ek minute husband kaya
Masoom- arre abhi nicche tumani ring pehana kar magani to kar hi li
Mai- ohh shit
Massoom - shit kaya jaise tumhe to khuch pata nahi hai
Mai- maa nai kaha tha ki ese propose karoge to wo khush ho jayegi par aur tum to khuch aur hi samjhi
Masoom nai khuch soch kar jhatt sai apne ek dusri anghuti mere hath mai pahaena di
Mai- ye kayaa hai
Masoom - ab puri ho gayi magani
Mai- ye cheating hai aise hoga toh mai nahi khelunga
Masoom - kaya bak rahe ho aur payaar aur jang mai sab chalata hai
Mai - ye baat phele nahi bata sakati thi kaya
Masoom - kyu kaya ho jata phle baata deti to
Mai- toh tum abhi bhi mere niche hi hoti
Masoom - aisi baate mat karoo mujhe sahram aa rhai hai
Mai - abhi jo kiya tha tumnai wo sab kya tha mere muh mai thuse hi jaa rahi thi
Lagata hai jaise usse khuch yaad nhi
Wo uth kar bathroom mai bhaag gayi
Mai gate ke pass ja kar - are gate kholo kaya hua tumhe
Masoom - nahi mujhe sharam aa rahi hai
Mai - he bagawan ladkiyo ko kis machine sai banaya haj jo pal pal mai badalti rehti hai
Masoom - jis machine sai tumhai banaya hai
Mai - accha thik abh bhar aao ghar janna hai hai
Masoom - phle meri tshirt laa kar do
Main bed sai usski t-shirt uthayi aur
Mai - gate kholo tabhi to dunga
Masoom nai gate khola mai jhat sai andar aa gaya
Masoom - bahar jaoo
Mai - wow mai masti mai dekhma hi bhul gaya tha enne
Massom nai meri nazaro ka piccha kiya to paya mai usske boobs ko ghur rha hu
Masoom nai tshirt chin li aur phen li jhaat sai
Mai - yaar tum to ekdum dhud ki tarah saaf ho aaj sai phle maine kabhi gaur kyu nahi kiya
Masoom - mujhe kaya pata
Phone phir baja
Mai- ye sala meri mood ki baar baar band baja rha hai
Masoom - he he he chaloo koi jaruri baat hogi
Mai chaloo mai usse pakada aur teleport ho kar ghar ke bhar aa gaya
Masoom - bata to dete mera shir ghum rha hai
Mai - sorry chloo andar
Ham andar gaye wha dono baate kar rhe the
Mai -kaya ho raha hai didi
Arav - bahi ek bhaut jaruri kaam aaya hai
Mai- challo faltu ke liye to nhi bulaya hai
Arav - ha kaam bahut jada khartanaak hai
Masoom - koi bhi kaam enn sai jada khatarnak nahi ho sakata
Arav - kaya matalb
Mai- aare ladkiyoo to unka lover hamesha hi strong lagata hai
Tulsi /arav - what
Masoom has padi meri jadbazzi par
Mai hadnada kar- aare ladkiyoo to unka favor karne wala hamesha hi strong lagata hai
Tulsi - humre kaan kaharab Nahi hai tune khuch aur bola tha
Mai- abe arav bhai wo kaam bata
Tulsi - app mere sath chaloo enn dono ko baat karne do
Masoom unke sath chali gayi
Arav - bahi ek ladki ka kidnapping ka case hai
Mai- to phir ye cid ya police ka kaam hai hamara kaya kaam waha
Arav - bahi wo baat ye hai naa ki ye high profile case hai aur secret bhi
Mai - kon hai woh high profile ensaan
Arav - raw ke head hai
Mai - raw ye kaya hai
Arav - tujhe raw nahi pata
Mai - nahi to kaya hai wo
Arav - yaar wo india ki sabsai baadi khufiya agency hai
Mai- abe To unn he teri madad kyu Caahiye
Arav - mai etna bada jasus toh hu nahi ki mujhe ye kaam mile
Mai - tunne abhi kaha ek kaam hai
Arav - ha woh pata nahi kyu kisi private agency ko hire karana chate hai ye baat mujhe mere ek dost nai baatyi hai jo delhi mai rehata hai
Mai - accha to hum unnsai kaam magenge
Arav - ha aisa khuch
Mai gusse sai - bhai to gandu ha kaya abe etni badi agency hum jaise ko etna bada kaam karne ko dena to alag laat mar ke bhaaga denge
Arav - haa pata hai essi liye hum personally handle karenge
Mai - tuh pagal ho gaya hai bhai tere dad ko pata chala to
Arav - yaar yaha ek ladki ki jaan jokhim mai hai aur tuh
Mai - chal jab tuh karana hi cahata hai to yahi thik par humme ek baar unn sai baat karni hogi aur mai ladaki sai dur rahuga jisko bachao mere oiche pad jaati hai
Arav- thik hai mai delhi ki ticket karta hu raat ki
Mai - nahi usski koi jarurat nahi hai
Arav - kyu bhai aisa kyu