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SuperDevanand..............
.. jaise hee L1 ne apna naam aur apne baaap kaa naam bola.... toh hum charon ki fatt ke hath me aa gae........
... kyuki..........
Uska naaam sagar agarwal hai..... aur uske papa yaha ke rooling party ke mla hai.........
Aur unka background bhi kafffii strong hai...... aur unke ass pass kaaffii gunde bhi hai.......... main raj ko dekhu raj vipul ko vipul dhruv ko...........
Aise hee ek aur kisi ki entry huiii....... naaam.... samridhi singh......... ..... last year ki 2nd state topper.... blue eyes long hair........ good loookk... main toh bas ussee hee dekha jaa rha thaa.......
Fir last me aaeee humari baarriii......... dhruv ne fir vipul ne fir raj ne apna intro diya..... and last me aaee meri baaarriiii.........
Main........ my self....... Devanand rathore..........
Mam......... oh toh aap hai this year state topper...........
Yeh sunkar sabke face peeche ki aur mudd gye aurr sab bas mujhe dekhne lggee........
Main...... yes mam main he hu........ state topper.......
Mam......... chalo good.... iss saaal toh koi padhne bala hai........
Iss baat par sab hasne lggee..........
Aise hee 1st class khatam huuiiii aur mam gye toh 2nd class ke sir aaa gyee..... fir intro huaa sabka.........
Jaise taise 2nd class bhi khtm huiii... fir 30 mint ka break thaa..... hum charon uthe aur canteen ki trf jaaane lgggee..... parr...... hummee kyaa pttaa thaa aaaj kaa din hee ulta hai........ subh phle panga huaa.... aur ab canteen me......
Huaa yeh ki......
Jaise hee hum canteen me pahuche... toh udhar kuch seniors ragging le rahe thee..... hum unse bekhaber ek table par jaker baith gyee..... aur
Dhruv....... chotu 4 coke aur 4 samose laa......
Canteen owner........ oh bhaiii.... self service hai.... utho aur lo...........
Hum teeno hasoo...... aur dhruv utha aur order lene chale gyaa....... aur jaise hee order laiker aannee lggaa.... tabhi ek senior ne ussee awwaaz maarrii...
S....... ohh...... ghochu edhar aa.....
Dhruv ne ansuna kiya aur humari trf aannee lggaa.....
Seniors total 5 the..... jinme se 4 kiski ragging le rahe thee aur 5ve ne dhruv ko apne pass bulaya...... jab dhruv ne usse ansuna kiyaa tabhi sagar aur uska chamcha bhi canteen me aake baith gyaa.... aur sabhi seniors uthkar uske pass chale gyee.......
Sagar........ haaann be raju kyaa huaa.... muh ku latkaya hai tunee.....
Senior...... kuch ni bhai...... usss ghochu ko bulaya tha woh ansuna karke chale gyaa.... usko kuch bolta tab tak aap aa gye..... bass...... aur kuch nii...
Sagar ne humari side dekha......toh uska bhi khoon khola aur woh....
Sagar....... toh jaaa aur ache se samjha ke aannaa........
Tabhi uss senior ke face par smile aayyiiii aur woh 3 ladke humari side aayyee.... aur aattee hee dhruv ka gala peeche se pakda.........
Aur......
S.1........... kyuuu be salllee... jab bulaya tab kyuu ni ayyaa.......
Main utha aur uska hath jhatkayaa..... aur hum 4ro khde ho gyee...........
Dhruv......... aane ko main konsa tera pati hu jo tujhe pelne aayyooo..
Yeh sun kar sari ki sarri canteen hans paddiiii.....
S.2............ tope apne aap ko badi top samjhta hai........ .. pta nahi seniors ke sath kaisa behave karte hai........
Main............. oh taate ke jhant sun....... bc phle toh ragging band hai........ aur aaee baaat topp ki toh beta jaaa phle market me RANNA BHAI ke baare me puch ke aa..... fir pange leyiyooo...... kyuuki jiskl tene mara hai na woh RANNA bhai ke left hand ka chota bhai hai...........ab tu khud samjhdaar hai.......... fir bhi pnga lena hai toh aa lele ...... par baad me mat boliyo.....ki btaya nahi........
Meri baat sunkr toh MLA ka ladka bhi khada ho gyaa..... par pta nahi ek dum usse kya huaa usne uss senior ko kya ishara kiyaaa ki usne fir dhruv ka color pakd liya............ aur ek thappad marne hee wala thaa ki maine uska hath rok liyaa.... aur uska hath madodne lggaa......
Main..........gadhi ke dood ki chai peennee wale tujhe samjahya bhii..... bossdk fir bhi ni samjhaa... aur maine usse ek punch mara.......
Aur usssi waqt mere dosto ne un 3no ko pkda aur pelna shuru kiyaa...... tabhi woh 2no seniors bhi aa gye...... aur woh bhi ladne hee wale the ki maine unhe rokaa aur akele hee 2no ko marne lggaa... bich bich me humme bhi padii.... but unki halat kharab thiiii... pta nahi par uss waqt pricipal kaha se tapk pda....... aur hum sabko apne office me bulaya.... tabhi sagar ne usse ishara kiya...... jise prici achhi trh smjh gyaa aur bs hum charon ko apne cabin me bulaya.........
Hum thodi der me princi ke cabin me pahuche..........
Princi.......... gunda gardi karne collage me aattee ho....... kya banoge tum
..... haaannn... gunde..... mwalli........ aise kroge tum apne maa baap ka naam roshan...... tum sab future ho.....
Main..... sir .... humne ladai shuru nahi kii... woh toh unhone humari ragging shuru ki humne birod kiya toh humse ldne lggee......... ab aap he btaye hum kya krte......
Princi....... mere pass aatee......
Main...... tab tak toh humara kaam ho jata sir......... agar hum me se koi bhi apke pass aatttaa... toh woh humko marte.........
Princi...... main kuch ni sunna chahta..... apna leave certificate lo aur niklo yaha se.....
Main...... sir aap mera naam toh padhi dhyaan se.......
Princi...... kyaa naaam hain tumhara.....
Main......... Devanand rathore...........
Princi.......... acha topper....... par tumse ye ummid nahi thii............ chalo.... tum sab ke marks dekhker ek chance deta hu...... but agar ab koi complaint aaiiii to sidha rusticate krunga......
Raj....... thanku sir....... aage se koi complaint nahi aaegiiii...
Princi............ all of you may go now......
Hum sab udher se kalti hue....... aur parking me aayyee....... ab moodd toh tha nahi kisi ka clg me rhne kaa
...... toh hum apne apne ghar ki aur nikal pdee...... tabhi raj bola
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Raj........... saale......... RANNA bhai ko kaise janta hai aur kon left hand aur kon chota bhai...........
Main........... HEHEHHAHAHAHHAAHAH
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