Funny Dhamakedar News (fake)

[Raj_sharma]

 

[vihan27]

Saale impress hone me aur pata kar pelne me anter hota
Apun sab kar chuka hai, aur usme mehnat aur time lagta, ladkiyo ke nakhre pata nahi tujhe abhi
Dene se pahle bohot kuch leti hain wo

Paisa, sukh, chain, hansi, Khushi ye sab chhin leti hai.
Dukh, Dard, peeda, tanav, pagalpan, confusion, theek se soch na pana, chutiya type harkatein ye sab deke jati hai...
Aur main kaam wo to ju ke pass kya bachta hai uspe depand karta hai

 

[Raj_sharma]

Jeete raho balak

Tu wakai me naya hai be
Is liye guru ko balak samajh raha hai

 

[vihan27]

Aisa Hain To aazao aaj chalte hain
Kabristhan Mast Raj_sharma waha Shayri suna kar bhooto se dosti karega

Ha to gf bana le, sab kam usi se pure ho jayenge ju ke

 

[Avaran]

Danda liya aur chali gai, per ukhaad kar thodi le gayi, wo to ab bhi hamare pas hai

Chaku Ek Hi Rehta Hain Fal Badalta Rehta Hai

 

[Raj_sharma]

New ho ya old id Thee Yaha par Ju ki

Bhosdk aadmi pahchanna nahi aata tujhe
Tera purana dost hai wo

 

[Avaran]

Gend fod dunga saale

Chee chee KESE ghay Wale Shauk Hain Ju ke

 

[Raj_sharma]

Anubhav bolta hai aur dikhta bhi hai

 

[Avaran]

Bhosdk aadmi pahchanna nahi aata tujhe
Tera purana dost hai wo

Kon Yaad Nahi Aaraha Mujhe wo

 

[vihan27]

Apun tumse bhi bada khiladi hai iss field me jyada batano aachyo koni atthe, baaki tu khud syano hai

Dekh Bhai Khiladi ko to yaan hai ke bada chota pe aapa java hi kone, baat bhi utari bola ke jisse aapno nuksan kone...
Samj gayo me ju ki baat.... Bhanjaa re bhanjaa mann kaa mann me janjaa

 

[Raj_sharma]

Chee chee KESE ghay Wale Shauk Hain Ju ke

Fodne ko bola hai be, marne ko nahi