Part 65
Safai ke liye jab bachon ko bola ja raha tha to rohan janbujhkar anu ko uksane ke liye apni maa ko bolta hai.
Rohan…man hi man muskurate hue…bua aap rest karo ya mummy chachi ke sath thoda bahut kaam dekh lo. Safai ka kaam ham bache dekh lenge.
Rohan ki baat par Anu ke dimag me turant ye baat aayi. Mujhe sab pata hai safai ke bahane se tu ladkiyon ke sath kya karna chahta hai badmash ladka. Kahin kuchh unch nich na ho jaye.
Ye sochkar anu fatak se boli…kyun mujhe tum log apne se alag samajhte ho kya. Main bhi chalti hun tum logon ke sath safai karwane.
Mehul…dekh lo bua kaam mushkil hai kahin aap thak na jao.
Anu…ankhe dikhate hue…mushkil ki bachi. Mujhe tumne budhi samajh liya hai kya? Main chal rahi hun to matlab chal rahi hun tum logon ke sath.
Rohan.. Mehul ko ankh marte hue…aane de na mehul dekhna adhe ghante me hi bhag jayengi niche.
Anu unke sath sidhiyan chadhte hue…dekhti hun kaun aata hai niche.
Fir kisi ne kuchh bhi kehna thik nahi samjha. Aur sab log lag gaye sabse pehle baramde ki safai karne.
Ruhi…bua aap table par khade hokar pankhe ki safai kar do.
Rohan…janbujhkar…nahi ruhi bua se niche niche ki safai karwa lo kahin table se niche girkar inka kuchh toot voot gaya to lene ke dene pad jayenge aur ye function bhi attend nahi kar payengi.
Anu…gusse me…rohan bas ab bahut hua. Ab to fan main hi saaf karungi.
Rohan…muskura kar…bilkul kar lo bua ji. Waise sach me aap bahut active ho.
Anu in sab ko dikhane ko poori shiddat se fan ki safai karne lag jati hai.
Rohan…fir se anu ki tarif karte hue…wah bua sach keh raha hun jitni furti aap me hai utni to mujhme bhi nahi hai.
Anu is baar koi jawab nahi deti. Use lag raha tha rohan abhi bhi uska mazak hi uda raha hai.
Rohan bua ko chhedne me koi kasar nahi chhod raha tha. In charon me apas me bahut isharebaji ho rahi thi. Safai bhi kare ja rahe the aur bua ko dekh dekh ke hanse bhi ja rahe the.
Bua ko pankhe mein laga dekh rohan bola…mehul didi bua ko fan ke sath lage dekh mujhe ek joke yaad aa gaya.
Mehul boli…irshaad hai bhai. Sunao.
Rohan…apni film industry ki ek famous heroine thi. Ek bar set par light chali gayi generator chal nahi raha tha.
Mehul…fir bhai.
Rohan…suna mehul ko raha tha aur dhyan bua par hi tha wo sath sath uska face expression dekhe ja raha tha.. Fir kya didi, heroine boli…kitni garmi hai. Mera to dil kar raha hai. Kapde nikalkar fan ke niche let jaun.
Mehul…hihihi karke hansne lagi to rohan bola joke abhi baki hai didi.
Anu…chup kar besharm behno ke aage kaise gande joke suna raha hai.
Rohan…suno to sahi bua aapko maza ayega.
Bua bhi chup ho gayi ke is besharm ne bol ke hi rehna hai to chuppi hi bhali hai.
Rohan…us heroine ke paas spot boy khada tha bola…madam, main apka sabse bada fan hun, aap mujhe seva ka mauka de sakti ho.
Sari behne khi khi karke hansne lagi. Khlkar wo anu bua ke dar se nahi has rahi thi..
Anu boli…disgusting.
Rohan hanste hue bola…disgusting wali baat nahi hai bua. Jis tarah se aap fan ki safai karte karte pasine se pani pani ho rahi ho main to aapka fan ho gya.
Abke to ladkiyan khub khilkhilakar hansi. Anu khijhte hue boli…tujhe jara bhi laaj sharm hai ke nahi rohan.
Rohan…hanste hue…maine kya kaha bua. Jo aapko itna gussa aaya.
Anu ne chup rehna hi behtar samjha. Boli…kuchh nahi. Fan ki achhe se safai ho gayi thi. Anu boli…ab kahan karni hai safai bacho.
Rohan bola.bua ji Teen rooms aur ek store room. Ham log do teams me safai kar lete hain. Main aur shanu store ki safai kar lete hain. Aap ruhi aur mehul didi ek room mein lag jao.
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Mehul aur ruhi thik hai bolti hain par anu ko problem thi. Use kuchh shak sa ho raha tha.
Rohan ko samajh aa gayi thi ke bua shak kar rahi hai. Wo bua ko ankh mar kar muskurate hue bola….Agar inke sath room ki safai nahi karna chahti ho to mere sath store room mein chalo.
Wo uska hath pakadkar le jane lagta hai. wo jis lehje me bola aur jis lehje me hath pakadkar lekar jane laga bua ko laga ke store ke andhere me wo jarur uske sath chhed khani kar sakta hai to wo fatafat hath chhudate hue boli…nahi nahi tum shanu ko hi le jao.
Shanu bhi maze lete hue boli…nahi bua ji agar aapko bhai ke sath store me jana hai to jao. Main room ki safai kar leti hun.
Anu…nahi bas ye tay hua. Tum rohan ke sath jaogi aur main room mein.
Shanu agyakari bache ki tarah haan mein sar hilakar boli…thik hai bua ji. Jaisa aap kaho.
Ab rohan aur shanu store room mein aur anu, mehul aur ruhi room mein safai karne lage.
Darasal ye sab kuchh shanu ki planning ke hisab se hi ho raha tha. Ab planning ka asli hissa shuru hona tha. Abhi tak to jo bhi ho raha tha planning ke hisab se successful hi ho raha tha. End mein dekhte hain inki planning successful ho pati hai ya nahi.
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kisi bhi bade plan ko jab successful hona hota hai to usme koi na koi adchan jarur aati hai. Yahan inke plan me bhi ek adchan aa gayi thi.ji haan rohan ki friend mitali.
Mitali pata nahi kahan se aa tapki rohan ke ghar aur sidhe awaz lagane lagi…rohan.. Rohan.
Nidhi ne to uski awaz se hi pehchan liya ke mitali hai. Use dekhte hi boli…arey mitali beta. Aao aao. Kitni der baad dikhi ho. Aur aate hi rohan ko awaz lagane lagi. Apni anti ko nahi milna tha tumhe.
Mitali nidhi se gale milkar boli…wo auntie apke yahan function hai to socha kuchh madad kar dun iski. Nahi to kamina baad me tane marega.
Uske muh se kamina sunkar nidhi hansne lagi aur sabko mitali aur rohan ki dosti bare batane lagi.
Mitali bahut time baad aayi thi to radha bhi use nahi janti thi. Nidhi ne radha aur apni bhabhi sonia se uski intro karwai.
Fir nidhi boli…jao wo log upar safai kar rahe hain. Tujhe yogdan dena hai to tum bhi lag jao. Hanste hue nidhi boli to mitali jawab diye bina hi sidhiyan chadhkar upar chali gayi.
Aur upar jakar fir se rohan rohan chillane lagi.
Wo to mehul active thi usne sun liya. Wo fatafat room se bahar nikli aur mitali ko pare hi rok liya pehle hi hello hui aur boli.
Mehul…aur batao mitali kaise aana hua.
Mitali…arey main to bencho oh sorry kamine rohan ki madad karne aayi hun. Ghar par function hai bolega aayi hi nahi.
Mehul…dhire se…par galat time par aa gayi ho.
Mitali…kya bola aapne didi. Aur kahan hai rohan.mujhe bhi koi kaam chahiye.
Mehul…usko baad mein mil lena. Pehle mera sath do…bolkar use ek aur kamre me le gayi aur use kaam mein laga leti hai.
Mitali bhi mehul ke sath lag jati hai. Mehul ne usse kuchh is tarah se apni baat manwai thi, bolte hue…tum ek do rooms ki safai karke us kamine ko surprise dena.
Mitali…wah didi.. Good idea. Bolkar lag jaati hai kaam par.
Udhar anu bua ruhi se bolti hai…ye mehul kahan gayi aur koi to rohan ko awaz laga raha tha kehte hue anu room se bahar nikalti hai to ruhi dekhti hai ke plan execute karne ka time bhi ho gaya. Wo anu ko bolti hai…bua shayad wo log idhar gaye hain store room ki taraf.
Anu ruhi ke sath chal padti hai, jabke mehul mitali ko lekar doosri taraf gayi thi.
Jab ruhi aur anu store ke gate par pahunchte hain to in dono ko aaahhh aahhh sssiii karke aahon ki awazen aane lagti hain. Ruhi ka chehra khil jata hai ke sab kuchh bilkul time par aur yojna anusar hi ho raha hai.
Anu wo aahen sunti hai to gusse se laal ho jati haim use lag nahi raha tha balke pakka vishvas tha ke ander Rohan shanu ki chudai kar raha hai.
Anu store mein jane lagti hai to ruhi use janbujhkar rokte hue kehti hai…idhar kyun ja rahi ho bua, udhar chalte hain na room mein.
Anu…gusse mein…tumhe kuchh sunai nahi de raha ruhi. Tum room ki safai ki baat kar rahi ho. Idhar rohan shanu par hath saaf kar raha hai.
Ruhi…aise hi bante hue…matlab?
Anu…use khinchte hue…matlab tumhe ander chalkar batati hun. Ye darwaja pakka lock kiya hoga.
Par anu darwaje par dhakka marti hai to hairan reh jati hai kyunki darwaja khula hi tha. Anu dekhti hai ke store mein andhera sa tha. Wo light jalati hai to dekhti hai awaz dusri or se aa rahi thi.
Store kafi bada tha aur L shape mein bana hua tha. char panch kadam ke baad bayin turn hota tha.
Ruhi ka hath pakde anu fatafat aahon ki disha mein jati hai to dekhti hai ke uski asha ke anuroop shanu niche leti aahen bhar rahi thi aur rohan uske upar jhuka hua tha aur bol raha tha…bas thodi der aur shanu.
Shanu…bhai jaldi karo na dard ho raha hai.
Anu…disgusting. Rohan tum ye bahut galat kar rahe ho. Main bhai ko bataungi ye sab.
Anu aur ruhi ko bahut kam nazar aa raha tha kyunki bulb chhota tha aur turn ke baad jyada kuchh dikhai nahi de raha tha bas aabhas ho raha tha ke niche shanu hai aur upar rohan.
Rohan…par aap papa ko bataogi kya bua.
Anu.. Yahi ke tu shanu ke sath galat kaam kar raha hai. Gande kahin ke.
Udhar shanu…oh bhai jaldi karo bahut pain ho raha hai.
Anu…rohan to rohan ye ladki shanu bhi ekdam besharm ho gayi hai.
Itne mein ruhi mobile ki light jalati hai to pata chalta hai ke shanu niche leti hai aur rohan uske upar jhuka hai par dono ne poore kapde pehne hain.
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... Waisa acha hua iss mitali ko mehul na samhal leeya warna jarur kuch kar deti ye ....
