Dil ka ego update 10
Vo school toh yaad haina sabko haan vhi usme blast hogyaa
Pura school jal gya kuch nhi bacha
Or me ab shanti se khushi se apni life enjoy krne ek nayi kahani likhunga sochke nikal pada.....
Abb aage.....
Ab mujhe yha jatan rok deti h
Jatan( shocked) - oyee tune school blast krdiyaaa ????
Me - nhii mene nhi kiya
Jatan - toh school me blast kese hua ??
Me - gas pipeline leak hone ki vjhse
Jatan - acha acha toh ye thi teri life story
Me - abhi khatam nhi hui h
Jatan - achaaa pr meri chai toh hogyi naa or tune toh pee hi nhi thnd hogyi
Me - mera mn nhi tha peene ka vo sab purani baate yaad Krke kuch acha nhi lgta h
Jatan - tune sabko muh tod javaab diya na or kya chahiye
Me - vo sab mene khushi se nhi kiya kuch ajeeb h mujhme
Jab mujhe gussa ata h ya koi meri insult krta h toh achanak mujhse esa hi kuch hojata h
Jatan - chal theek h hota h kabhi kabhi nhi pata chalta gusse me
Me - hmmm
Jatan - achaa ab jab Tera admission hogya or tu yha hai bhi fir bhi kya problem h tujhe aage kya hua
Me - toh ab shuru krta hu aage ki kahani
Jatan - ruk ruk tu ek baar chalu hoga fir rukega hi nhi ruk 1 min mujhe bhukh lag rhi h pehle kuch magane de mujhe
Jatan canteen vaale ko awaaz lagake
Jatan - oyee chhotu 2 Maggie meri vali special laga
Me - chandu naam h uska
Jatan - achaaaa... Hoga naam me kya rakha h
Me - naam me hi sab kuch rakha h
Jatan - tu sachme bhut interesting h yrrr
Me - nhi yrrr me kha interesting hu
Jatan - haan chal chal ab zyada bhao nhi kha aage bata kya hua
Aage
Me - toh sun .......
Me kuch kahu itne me vha ek ladka agya or mujhe kha
Ladka - abee kha h tu kabse dhund rha hu tujhe bhaiii
Dimaag kharaab hogya h dhund dhund ke karishma me bhi dhund rhi thi tujhe ruk usse call krne de
Ladka ne phone nikala or call kiya haa mil gya mujhe yeh pagal yha canteen me aake baitha hua h Haan ajao tum yha fir usne phone cut kiya
Ladka mujhse bola fir
Ladka - chutiya h kyaa kabse dhund rhe h naa phone utha rha h naa mil rha h
Me - bhai voo....vooo mujhe nhi pata kya hua tha me jatan ko dhundne nikla tha or boxing gym me jaake ( me jatan ko dekhte huye ) vha behosh hogya tha mujhe vha esne aake uthaya eska hi naam jatan h
Ladka - jaatan ladki h
Mere chehre pr hasi agyi or jatan mujhe dekhte huye boli
Jatan - haan chutiye me ek ladki hu bhut badi galti hogyi jo jatan naam rakh liya apna
Ladka ( meri taraf dekhte huye ) - aree bhai yeh toh gussa hogyi
Me - yrrrr sun gussa nhi h bs usse acha nhi lgta koi usse ladkaa smjhe naam se pr madam ka naam bhut acha h jataneshvari raano kumari
Ladka - acha acha
Itne me vha ek ladki aati h or kehti h
Ladki (uper dekhte huye ) - hey bhagwan bacha liya tumne mil gya yeh pagal insaan ( mujh dekhte huye ) areee pagal insaan kha the tum
Hum dono pagalo ki tarah tumhe kabse dhund rhe h
Toh vo ladka bola haan yeh pagal hi h karishma
Bhaisahab boxing gym me behosh hogye the esliye phone nhi utha rhe the
Ladki ( shocked ) - kyaaa aree bhai kya hua apkooo ( vo bhut tension me agyi thi) bhai bolo na kya huaa thaa or
Me - aree meri pyaari bhena kuch nhi hua vo bs kal se kuch khaya nhi na toh behosh hogya tha or yeh kehte huye mera sur neeche JHUk gya
Ladki - apke mnn me abhi tk vo baat chal rhi haina bhaai
Me uski taraf nhi dekh paya or sur jhukaye rakha
Itne me chandu ( waiter) Maggie leke agya
Mene usse kha - chandu 2 or Maggie leaao
Chandu - bhaiya vo Maggie ke packet khatam hogye h yeh akhri do the
Me - aree toh koi baat nhi 2 plate to laskta h hum adhi adhi krlenge vese bhi Maggie baatne se dosti me pyaar bhadta h or usse ankh maardi
Chandu - ji bhaiya
Jatan - ji bhaiya mujhe toh aaj tk tune ji didi kabhi nhi bola
Or vo dono bhi ladka ladki.bole - hume. Bhi nhi bola
Chandu - bhaiya ne mujhe naam se bulaya jabki aap logo ko toh yeh bhi nhi pata ki mera naam kya h
Or yeh kehke vo chala gya
Or me jatan ki taraf dekhne lga
Vo ladke ko dekh rhi thi
Mene usse kha ki yeh vooo insaan h jo meri kahani me aane hi wala tha
Or fir mene ladki ki taraf ishara Krke ki yeh vo h tabhi jatan bolia
Esse me janti hu yeh karishma rajput h
Tabhi karishma bhi boli ki
Karishma - haan me bhi. Isse janti hu jatan
Ladka ,- karishma yeh ladki h
Karishma has padi or boli
Karishma ( haste huye ) ,- areee waah bhaiya acha hua aapne bata diya nhi toh mujhe pata hi nhi chalta
Fir jatan boli .........
To be continued...
sorry readers wait. Karane ke liye next update itna late nhi ayega