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Update 3
Aarav: ji mate… ab ap jaiye main late ho raha hun… aur bachon ko jyada mat dantna…
Itna bol kar Aarav ne wahan se bike bhaga di… mom halki si smile karte huye ander chali gayi aur Aarav apne college ki taraf chal pada…
Ab age…
Aarav apni mom ko drop Karne ke baad apne college ki taraf chal pada… thodi hi der mein wo wahan pahunch gaya aur bike park karne ke baad wo jaise hi ander Jane laga toh ek awaj uske kanon mein padi..
“Oye bhutni ke kahan ja raha hai be… apne yaar ko bhul gaya"
Aarav(palat te huye): oye vicky tu kidhar ghum raha hai aur baki ke dono kahan hain…
Vicky(Aarav ke paas akar): wo dono toh abhi aye hi nahi… vaise Faiz ne bola tha k wo ashish ko leke a jayega…
“Sale bhosdi ke tu hamesha late karwa deta hai…”
“Ab bhai main kya karun maa puja kare bina ane hi nahi deti…”
“Sale jaldi nahi uth sakta"
Undono ne palat kar dekha toh Ashish aur Faiz ladte huye a rahe the…
Vicky: oye meri jaan Faiz kya huya kion bache ko dara raha hai…
Faiz: ab tu hi bata k yeh meri gf thodi na hai k main iske ghar ke bahar baitha iska wait karta rahun…
Ashish(rondu si awaj mein): toh mat aya kar mujhe laine mere papa chhod diya karenge…mujhe v koi sonk nahi hai teri khatara gadi mein ane ka…
Faiz: sale khatara kise bol raha hai tere baap ki car se race karwa kar dekh laina…shonk se samwala hai meri jaan ko…
Aarav: chalo yaar chhodo insab baton ko vaise v aj hum log late hain jaldi se chalo lecture miss ho jayega fir tyagi jaan khayega…
Faiz: han yaar chal meri toh assignment v nahi huyi hai…
Ashish(apne chasme thik karte huye): Maine toh parson hi submit kardi thi…
Vicky: sale tu padhayi aur puja ke bina karta v kya hai… iske hath mein yah toh book hoti hai yah ghanti …
Fir wo teeno haste huye apne classroom ki taraf chal padte hain…class attend karne ke baad charon ek sath classroom se bahar niklte hain…
Ashish(sabko apni assignment dikhate huye): Dekho bhai mujhe A mila hai…
Vicky: sanu tan C+ mileya…
Aarav: mujhe v B+ a gaya…
Faiz: mujhe toh dhamki mili hai k agar agli baar Maine submission nahi kiya toh abbu ko itlaah kardega Tyagi…
Vicky: vaise yeh Tyagi hai ekdum pakau sale ne sula sula ke maar daina hai ek din…
Aarav: aur nahi toh kya mujhe toh yeh v nahi pata chala k padha kya raha tha…
Ashish: aj Tyagi sir ne India ki democracy mein opposition ka role btaya tha…wo bol rahe the k…
Faiz: Ashu yaar ab pit mat jana… sale ab tu political science ki class shuru karde… chal Vicky pa coffee peete hain…
Vicky: han yaar mera v uwasi le lekar jabda dukhne laga hai…
Aarav: han chalo aur aj party Ashu dega…
Ashu(hairan hote huye): lekin main hi kion…
Vicky: kionk hum mein se highest grade teri hi ayi hai…
Ashu: par wo toh hamesha ati hai…
Vicky: fir party v hamesha tu hi dega…
Ashu: par yeh toh unfair hai na…
Faiz: toh fir padhna chhod de…
Ashu: yaar meri mummy mujhe maar degin…
Aarav: oye dar mat hum majak kar rahe hain… party Faiz dega…
Faiz: par main kion…
Aarav: kionk tu is baar v apne parents se Bach gaya…
Aarav ki baat Sunkar sabhi has diye aur canteen ki taraf chal pade… charon ne wahan se coffee li aur ek side mein Jakar baith Gaye…
Aarav: bhai yaar aj tum log kya kar rahe ho…
Ashu: main aj maa ke sath padosh mein kirtan par jaa raha hun…
Vicky: dekhna sale kahin tujhe koi baba hi utha ke na le jaye…
Aarav: kahin tu v kisi guffa mein mile…
Ashu: kya yaar kus v bolte rehte ho…
Aarav: chal chhod yaar tu ja kirtan pe… tum dono ka kya program hai…
Vicky: main toh vehla…
Faiz: main apne cousin ke sath car race dekhne ja raha hun…
Aarav: sale Sara din cars ki gaand mein ghusa rehta hai… chal na aj cricket khelte hain… college ke baad…
Faiz: dekh bhai cars meri jaan hai…but agar baat cricket ki hai toh jaan v hazir hai…
Aarav: chal fir hum teeno khelte hain sham ko Chopra uncle ke plot pe… ashu tu kirtan kar…
Ashu: bhai aise mat karo yaar… mujhe nahi leke ja rahe tum log…yeh toh nainsafi hai…
Faiz: sale agar tu free nahi hai toh hum kya karein…
Ashu(Aarav ki taraf dekhte huye): bhai plz maa ko kus bol na…koi toh jugaad kar… teri agli assignment mein help kar dunga…
Aarav(kus soch kar): chal thik hai main aunty ko pata Lunga… chalo guys fir college ke baad change karke milte hain…
Ashu: thanks bhai…
Aarav: chal koi baat nahi…ab chal next lecture ka time ho gaya…
Fir wo charon wahan se apne classroom mein chale jate hain…
To be continued…
Aarav: ji mate… ab ap jaiye main late ho raha hun… aur bachon ko jyada mat dantna…
Itna bol kar Aarav ne wahan se bike bhaga di… mom halki si smile karte huye ander chali gayi aur Aarav apne college ki taraf chal pada…
Ab age…
Aarav apni mom ko drop Karne ke baad apne college ki taraf chal pada… thodi hi der mein wo wahan pahunch gaya aur bike park karne ke baad wo jaise hi ander Jane laga toh ek awaj uske kanon mein padi..
“Oye bhutni ke kahan ja raha hai be… apne yaar ko bhul gaya"
Aarav(palat te huye): oye vicky tu kidhar ghum raha hai aur baki ke dono kahan hain…
Vicky(Aarav ke paas akar): wo dono toh abhi aye hi nahi… vaise Faiz ne bola tha k wo ashish ko leke a jayega…
“Sale bhosdi ke tu hamesha late karwa deta hai…”
“Ab bhai main kya karun maa puja kare bina ane hi nahi deti…”
“Sale jaldi nahi uth sakta"
Undono ne palat kar dekha toh Ashish aur Faiz ladte huye a rahe the…
Vicky: oye meri jaan Faiz kya huya kion bache ko dara raha hai…
Faiz: ab tu hi bata k yeh meri gf thodi na hai k main iske ghar ke bahar baitha iska wait karta rahun…
Ashish(rondu si awaj mein): toh mat aya kar mujhe laine mere papa chhod diya karenge…mujhe v koi sonk nahi hai teri khatara gadi mein ane ka…
Faiz: sale khatara kise bol raha hai tere baap ki car se race karwa kar dekh laina…shonk se samwala hai meri jaan ko…
Aarav: chalo yaar chhodo insab baton ko vaise v aj hum log late hain jaldi se chalo lecture miss ho jayega fir tyagi jaan khayega…
Faiz: han yaar chal meri toh assignment v nahi huyi hai…
Ashish(apne chasme thik karte huye): Maine toh parson hi submit kardi thi…
Vicky: sale tu padhayi aur puja ke bina karta v kya hai… iske hath mein yah toh book hoti hai yah ghanti …
Fir wo teeno haste huye apne classroom ki taraf chal padte hain…class attend karne ke baad charon ek sath classroom se bahar niklte hain…
Ashish(sabko apni assignment dikhate huye): Dekho bhai mujhe A mila hai…
Vicky: sanu tan C+ mileya…
Aarav: mujhe v B+ a gaya…
Faiz: mujhe toh dhamki mili hai k agar agli baar Maine submission nahi kiya toh abbu ko itlaah kardega Tyagi…
Vicky: vaise yeh Tyagi hai ekdum pakau sale ne sula sula ke maar daina hai ek din…
Aarav: aur nahi toh kya mujhe toh yeh v nahi pata chala k padha kya raha tha…
Ashish: aj Tyagi sir ne India ki democracy mein opposition ka role btaya tha…wo bol rahe the k…
Faiz: Ashu yaar ab pit mat jana… sale ab tu political science ki class shuru karde… chal Vicky pa coffee peete hain…
Vicky: han yaar mera v uwasi le lekar jabda dukhne laga hai…
Aarav: han chalo aur aj party Ashu dega…
Ashu(hairan hote huye): lekin main hi kion…
Vicky: kionk hum mein se highest grade teri hi ayi hai…
Ashu: par wo toh hamesha ati hai…
Vicky: fir party v hamesha tu hi dega…
Ashu: par yeh toh unfair hai na…
Faiz: toh fir padhna chhod de…
Ashu: yaar meri mummy mujhe maar degin…
Aarav: oye dar mat hum majak kar rahe hain… party Faiz dega…
Faiz: par main kion…
Aarav: kionk tu is baar v apne parents se Bach gaya…
Aarav ki baat Sunkar sabhi has diye aur canteen ki taraf chal pade… charon ne wahan se coffee li aur ek side mein Jakar baith Gaye…
Aarav: bhai yaar aj tum log kya kar rahe ho…
Ashu: main aj maa ke sath padosh mein kirtan par jaa raha hun…
Vicky: dekhna sale kahin tujhe koi baba hi utha ke na le jaye…
Aarav: kahin tu v kisi guffa mein mile…
Ashu: kya yaar kus v bolte rehte ho…
Aarav: chal chhod yaar tu ja kirtan pe… tum dono ka kya program hai…
Vicky: main toh vehla…
Faiz: main apne cousin ke sath car race dekhne ja raha hun…
Aarav: sale Sara din cars ki gaand mein ghusa rehta hai… chal na aj cricket khelte hain… college ke baad…
Faiz: dekh bhai cars meri jaan hai…but agar baat cricket ki hai toh jaan v hazir hai…
Aarav: chal fir hum teeno khelte hain sham ko Chopra uncle ke plot pe… ashu tu kirtan kar…
Ashu: bhai aise mat karo yaar… mujhe nahi leke ja rahe tum log…yeh toh nainsafi hai…
Faiz: sale agar tu free nahi hai toh hum kya karein…
Ashu(Aarav ki taraf dekhte huye): bhai plz maa ko kus bol na…koi toh jugaad kar… teri agli assignment mein help kar dunga…
Aarav(kus soch kar): chal thik hai main aunty ko pata Lunga… chalo guys fir college ke baad change karke milte hain…
Ashu: thanks bhai…
Aarav: chal koi baat nahi…ab chal next lecture ka time ho gaya…
Fir wo charon wahan se apne classroom mein chale jate hain…
To be continued…
