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Me...vo mene bura sapna deka tha bas aur kuch nahi.
Mom...chalo thik hai abhi aram karo me ja rahi hu dinner banane.
Me...thik hai mom.
Nisha...bhai aap aram karo me bhi apna kaam kar lu.
Iske baad sab chale gaya aur me wapas soo gaya.
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Me saam ko 6bhje utha kar fresh ho gya aur niche hall me aa ke beeth gaya jha pe dad bathe kar t.v dek rahe the muje dek ke bole.
Dad...aur mere Sher kase ho.
Me...muje kay hua dad
Dad...are aaj mla ke gundo se fight kii hai to muje laga ki khai chote vote na lagi ho
Mom... kay ishne fight kari hai.
Nisha...kay bhai ne gundo se fight kari hai.
Dad...ha iske baad dad ne sab bata diya jo collage me ghatna ghati thi.
Mom...aap ab pucha rahe hai ki kasahai mera Sher.
Dad...are mene ishe ushe time bhi pucha tha ishne bola ki kuch nahi hua hai muje
Nisha...bhai T-shirt utharo muje dekna hai ki khai chote to nahi lagi.
Me...are nishu muje khai chote nai lagi hai..
Mom..tuje jo bola hai vo kar bakwas nahi samja
Me...par muje kahi chot nahi lahi hai mom
Nisha...ha to t shirt utaro pata chala hi jaye ga ki kahi chot lagi hai ki nai
Me...thik hai uthar raha hu
Iske bade mene t shirt utar diya
Kuch ishe type dik raha tha me
Dad... kaya body banaye hai beta tumne to.
Me.. thanks dad
Mom...wakhe kaffi acchhi body h beta. Ager tum mere bete n hote to me tumhe apna bf bana leti.
Me... thanks mom tariff ke liye.
Nisha...dad lagta hai apka patta cut hi gaya.
Dad...esha mate bole beti nahi to me gaya.
Me...dad tension na lo me mm to majak kar rahi thi hena mom darling.
Mom..muje darling bolta hai ruk tuje batati hu abhi apni mom ko darling bolta hai
Iske bade mom ne mera kaan paked liya
Me...mom chodo dard ho raha hai mene to majak me bol diya tha darling.
Mom...tik hai age se yaad rakhna
Itna bol kar mom kitchen me chali gayee
Me.. thik hai mom darling.
Nisha...mom deko yah fir se apko darling bol raha hai.
Me...kyu jhut bol rahi hai sweety mene kab bola mom darling
Nisha...deko mom fir se bola apko Mom darling.
Eshe hai hashi majak karthe rahe ham phir dinner kar ke me sone chala gaya.
Bed pe beth kar mene guru dev ko yaad kiya to guru dev mere samne Prakat hue.
Me... pranam guru dev.
Guru Dev... Vijai bhava putre.
Me...guru dev apne kha tha ki me ek rakhshak hu esh bharaman ka.
Guru Dev..ha putre mene uchit hi bola tha ki tum ek yadho ho eshe braman ke raksha ke liye chuna gaya hai.
Me...lakin muje hi kyu chuna gaya Guru Dev.
Guru Dev...kyu ki tumara janam jab hua tha tab pure bharaman me kisi ka bhi janam nahi hua kaval tumara Janam hua.
Me...kay yah kase ho sakta hai.
Guru Dev... mahadev kuch bhi kar sakte hai putre.
Me...samaj gaya Guru Dev.
Guru Dev...me tume ek baat batna chata hu ki tumari ek shadi nahi hogi.
Me...kay matalab ek ladki se Shadi nai hogi.
Guru Dev...tumari 7shadi hogi jo ki 7lok ki ladkiyo se hogi.
Me(shock)...kaya 7sadhi lakin ye kase ho sakta hai ek ladke ki 7 bibi ho
Guru Dev...kyu ki tumhari mratiu ke baad tumari sakthio ko 7devio me bata gaya hai.
Me...thik hai kay me apni satho wife se mile sakta hu kay.
Guru Dev...nahi vo tume tumare safer par mile gaye gi.
Me(sad)...thik hai.
Guru Dev...duki na ho putre tume jaldee h tumari phali pramika mile jaye g. Lakin use phale tume apni sakthio ko jagna hoga kay tum tayar ho apne sakthiya ko jagne ke liye aur safe par jane ke liye.
Me..haa me teyar hu.
Guru Dev...thik hai sakthiya jagne se phale me tume kuch yog batata hu usko karne se tum apni sakthio pe kabu pa sakte ho.
Nahi to vo tume apne vash me kar legi.
Jishe tume nuksan pahuch sakta hai
Me..thki hai guru dev aap yog bataye.
Guru Dev...thik hai me tume 5 yog Batu ja jo tume daily karna hai. Aur youdh kala me tume sapne me dikaya karu ga tume unka abhyas karna hai.
Me...thik hai guru dev. Lakin me youdh kala kha pe shika sakta hu agar ghar pe sikne laga to mom dad puchne lage ge ki me kaya kar raha hu.
Guru Dev...to tum ve sab apne ghar ke pichhe jungle me sikhe sakte ho wha pe koi nai jata hai.
Me...thik hai guru dev app yog bataye.
Guru Dev...to suno aur samjo
1- pahle se ikagrata aur memory power badaye ga. Jisase tume koi bhi chije pe kabu paa sakte ho aur tum koi bhi chize ashani se sikhe jao ge.
2- dusra yoga ashan tume tumare gusse pe kabu pane me maded kare ga.
3 - tisra - tumare Shaktio ko kabu karne me help kare ga.
4 - chotha yog karne se tumara mind bhote tej aur sharp karne me help kare ga.
5 - pachva karne se tume stamina mile ga aur tumari speed bhadne me maded kare ga.
Aur in 5 yoga karne se tum apne guess pe bhi control kar pao ge kyu ki jab tum apni sakthio ko jago ge to tume taket ke sath sath me tumara krodhe bhi badne lage ja jisko control karna tume sikhna hoga.
Me...thki hai guru dev.
Kya me kuch puch sakta hu.
Guru Dev...ha pucho putre.
Me...kay me yah baate apne mom dad ko bata sakta hu ki nai.
Guru Dev...abhi ke liye nai jab time aye ga tab Bata Dena.
Me...thik hai.
Iske bade mene guru dev wha se chale gaye aur me soo gaya.
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