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kya ek mast update dala yaar,
bahut hi jabardast aur lajawab update!
bahut hi shandar aur kamuk update!
bahut hi jabardast aur lajawab update!
bahut hi shandar aur kamuk update!
Superb...Aab janardan darte hui aander ghar mai jata hai.. Tab use security rok ke puchata hai
Kaha ja rahe ho
Shalini madam se milana hai..
Tab security wala aander jake shalini ko bola ta hai..
Driver milana chahata hai..
Shalini bolti hai..
Aander bhejo
Aander aab janardan jata hai.. Bahar wale room mai.. Waha jada log nahi the.. 1-2 security wale.. 1-2 local leader the.. Aander room mai shalini baithi thi.. Laptop pai kuch kaam kar rahi thi..
Subah jab shalini gadi mai baithi thi tab janardan ne shalini ko thik thak nahi dekha tha.. Aab wo use achhe se dekhane laga.. Gora rang, gulabi hoth, kamar tak kaale lambe baal aur figure toh uffff 34-26-36.. Janardan aander aate hi ek security wala shalini ko bolta hai..
Madam driver aaya hai..
Tab sir uppar karke shalini usko dekhti hai aur kahte hai..
Driver tum aa gaye.. Bahut achha kiya..
Aap ne hume pachana kya madam ..
Aare tumare gadi mai subah baithe the.. To kaise bhul sakte hai..
Tab thoda smile karta hai..
Waise tumaare paas ek kaam tha..
Kya kaam tha madam ji..
Waise naam kya hai tumara
Janardan
Janardan kisi light mechanic ko janate ho kya
Yaha to nahi janata
Ohhhoo
Waise chota mota light ka kaam mai khud kar saktaa hu madam ji
Bahut badiya.. Aab ye kaam chota hai ya mota aab ye tu hi decide karo
Thik hai.. Kaam kya hai..
Yaha ke light ke 2-3 board kaam nahi karte.. Kahi pai switch kaam nahi karte.. Kaha pai wire open hui hai.. Ye sab kar paoge..
Ho jayega madam.. Koi issue nahi hai..
to thik hai muje bata dijiye konse board thik karne hai ..
chalo mai batati hu..
chaliye madam..
Aab shalini janardan ko sabhi jagah ke board batane lage.. Aur fir ek jagah pai jaha wire nikala hua tha waha ruk gaye aur batane lage yaha ke wire thikthak karo.. Janardan uske nazdik aake wire dekhane laga.. Wo shalini ke peeche khada tha.. Usne pahli baar shalini ko itane nazdik se dekha tha.. Itane nazdik se uski pit dekh ke wo use dekhte hi rah gaya..
Uske chote se blouse ki wajah se uski puri peet wo dekh paa raha tha.. Uski nazar aab uske peet se hat nahi paa rahi thi..itani gori peeth usne kabhi nahi dekhi thi.. Kuch der wo uski pit ko hi dekh raha tha... Wire ke taraf uska koi dhyan nahi tha.. Shalini jo use bata rahi thi .. Samja rahi thi uske taraf bhi uska koi dhyan nahi tha.. Use aab kuch sunaye nahi de raha tha.. Fir kuch samay baad wo hosh mai aata hai..
Aab janardan window ke paas khada hoke wire ko dekh raha tha.. 2-3 min khade rahkar dekhne ke baad achanak uski nazar window pai chali gayi… Jab usne window ke andar jhaka toh wo dekhata hi rah gaya…
window ke aander wale room mai pratiksha baithe thi..
Kuch logo se baat karte hui.. Sleeveless blouse pahan ke baithi thi wo.. Sari ka pallu thoda side mai gaya tha iss wajah se uske mamme ka cleavage ek side se use dikh raha tha...
Janardan dhyan deke sun ne ka natak kar raha tha. .. Par uska dhyan shalini ki baato pai nahi tha.. Uska pura dhyan pratiksha ke sexy body pe tha. Gora chitta badan, Blouse se bahar aane ki koshish karne wale bade bade boobs, kisi murty ki tarah sexy kamar, cute face..
Janardan ka shalini ki baate pe bilkul dhyan nahi tha.Bas apna muh khole woh pratiksha ko dekh raha tha. Itni khubsurat aurat usne bas filmo me dekhi thi..Janardan kuch reply nahi de raha hai ye jaan kar shalini ghum jati hai..aab wo window ke samne aa jati hai.. Tab uski najar samne khade shalini pe gayi.
Wo aab bahut close khade the.. Shalini aur janardan ki najare ek dusre se mili. Kuch pal aisa hi ek dusre ko dekhne me bit gaya .. Aab janardan ne 1hawas bhari najaro se shalini ko 1 smile di tab shalini ne apna muh dusri tarah kar diya.shalini ko bohot embarrassment ho rahi thi. .. Aise itane close khade hoke janardan ko dekhne se.. Isliye wo waha se baju mai hat gaye ..
Aab janardan board fitting kar raha tha.. Tab wo kaise fitting kar raha hai wo shalini dekh rahi thi.. Ek jagah pai khade hoke..
Fir wo aapne maid ko aawaj lagati hai..
Kanta ek chai to lana.. Driver sahab ko..
Haan memsaab..
Aise kitchen se kanta aawaj deti hai tab janardan ki nazar kitchen ki taraf jati hai.. Tabhi shalini kahti hai
chai hi na driver sahab .. Ya cofee bolu
Haan memsaab chai hi..
Tabhi shalini ko kisi ka call aata hai aur wo use baat karne lagti hai.. Tab janardan kitchen mai dekhne lagta hai.. Kanta chai bana rahi thi..
Uske madmast badan ko wo dur se ghur raha tha.. Kanta ka dhyan uske taraf abhi tak nahi tha.. Aab chai leke wo bahar aati hai.. Aate waqt wo aapne badan ka pasina sari se puch rahi thi.. Wo chai dete hai janardan ko tabhi shalini ka call khatam hota hai..
Aap nahi loge ka chai madam
Nahi.. Mai chai nahi piti..
Janardan ki aur dekhte hui smile karte hui shalini kahti hai..
Phir coffee le lo
Bahut hui hai coffee subah se
Thode lijiye madam hamare liye
Tab wo kanta ko dekh ke kahti hai
Hai kya coffee
K - hai na memsaab.. De du kya
Aab hamare driver sahab itana insist kar rahe hai to thoda lete hu.. Thode hi lana
Ji memsaab
J - Thank you memsaab
S - aare tum kyun thank you bol rahe ho muje hi thank you bolana chahiye tha.. Jo tum hamara itana sara kaam kar rahe ho.. Nahi to muje bahut tension aa raha tha.. Aab kaha se light mechanic dhund ke lau..
J - aap ke local party wale lake dete na
S - janardan tum unki baat hi mat karo.. Wo kuch kaam ke nahi hai.. Wo ek number ke kamchor hai… sirf bade bade baate karte hai…
Tab janardan hasne lagta hai..
S - hasne ki baat nahi hai sach bol rhi hu.. Wo agar dhang se kaam karte tab tai sahab ke aane se pahle light ka sab kaam pura kar dete.. Tai sahab ko bina AC nahi rahna padta
Tabhi ek local leader aata hai aur kahta hai
Hamara mechanic kahi ataka hai.. Wo jald hi aa jayega..
Kab aayega.. Agle saal..
Tab janardan fir se hasne lagta hai
Sach kah rahi hu.. Ye kuch kaam ke hai nahi.. Muje bahut bura lag raha hai tai sahab ko aise bina ac bitane ko par inko kuch farak nahi padta.. Inko sirf aapne kaam ke liye tai sahab chahiye par unke aur ye dhyan nahi denge
Matlab tai sahab bina ac baithe hai kya
Nahi to kya.. Achha hua tumane yaad dilaya.. Ac thik kar sakte ho kya..
Haan kar dunga
To kar lo.. Chai khatam hote hi wo kar do
Tab kanta coffee leke aati hai aur shalini ko dete hai.. Aur kahte hai
Memsaab kitchen mai bahut garmi ho rahi hai.. Ek pankha bita do na
S- Haan janardan ek fan bita do kitchen mai pahle ac tai sahab ke liye baad mai is ke liye fan
Ji memsaab..
aur kuch kaam hoga to bata dunge.. Pahla ye khatam karo
Thik hai.. madam ji .. Actually muje aap se kaam tha..
Bolo... Paise ka tension mat lo itane Sare kaam ke alag se paise dunge..
paise ka nahi hai
to..
Tab use kuch yaad aata hai.. Wo usko dekh ke kahte hai..
oohooo... Janardan i am sorry .. Really sorry.. Mere kaam ke chakkar mai main bhul hi gaye ki tum kis liye aaye the.. Batao batao kya kaam tha..
actually aap ke paas ek kaam tha.. Matlab tai sahab ke paas kaam tha.. Par aap tai sahab ko bologe to tai sahab turant kar dege wo kaam
bolo kya kaam hai
mai 5-6 saal pahle ek bank mai kaam karta tha tab waha bank robary hui thi usmaii police walo ne mera naam bhi dala hai.. Mera koi involvement nahi tha phir bhi mai robary rok nahi paya iss wajah se muje shaq ke aadhar par criminal bana diya..
wo bade aada ke saath khade hoke.. Usko kahte hai..
pakka tumara koi involvement nahi hai
pakka madam mera koi involvement nahi hai.. Aabhi tak mere khilaf koi proof nahi mila hai police walo ko.. Aur court mai jo fir police se dakhil ki hai usmai mera naam nahi hai..
aab tum chaahate kya ho mujse..
police walo ke torture se mai pareshaan ho gaya hu .. Wo muje kabhi bhi bulate hai.. Aur bitha ke rakhte hai aur paise vasulate hai.. Tai sahab ne ek call kiya to fir se mera naam hat jayega..
police station konsa hai
andheri
pi patil kya
haan memsaab.. Aap janati ho kya usko
haan
wo janardan ki taraf dekhte hui kuch sochate hai..
Tab janardan fir se kahta hai
Janardan - madam .. woh mera police ka mamla aap thik kar denge na…
Shalini - ha mai kar dunge … uski tum chinta mat karo.. Taisahab ne ek phone karte hi FIR se tumara naam hat bhi jayega aur police tuje aage se koi takalif bhi nahi dege…..... tu bas mere ye chote mote kaam kiya kar… iss chote mote kaam se mera time bahut jata hai aur mai main kaam mai focus nahi kar paa rahi hu..
Aap mera kaam kar do madam ... mai aap ke sab kaam kar dunga.
Thik hai
Bol ke shalini door ki taraf jane lagti hai ..
Door tak jate time wo shalini ki matakati huyi gand jo dekhte huye kho jata hai. Fir se josh me aake woh shalini ko awaz deta hai..
Shalini madam suno na
tab aada ke saath baal udate hui ghum jati hai aur kahti hai
Haan bolo.. kya hua?
Janardan - madam aapka mobile no. de do na .
Shalini nakhara karte hui door pai haath rakhte hui kahte hai..
Shalini - wo bhala kyon ? Kya karna hai..
Janardan - mere kaam ke bare me kuch update puchane ho ya koi jaroorat aa gayi to …
Shalini - tume kya jarurat aayege
Janardan - koi chota mota kaam Mera hoga.. Iss liye.. Matlab aapne kaha na aap ke chote mote kaam mai karu.. Iss liye..
Haan ok.. Thik hai le lo number
Fir shalini janardan ko aapna number deti hai..
Muje miss call karo.. Mai tumara number save kar lungi..
phir janardan shalini ko miss call deta hai aur usne iss ka number save kiya..
chalo jaldi madam ke room mai ki AC pahle thik kar lo.. Baki baad mai kar lena..
tai sahab ke sath ek selfi lene hai..
Tab haste hui kahti hai
..
mere saath le lo.. Mere selfi nahi chalege kya
chalege chalege na memsaab
thik hai le lo tai sahab ke saath selfi.. Mai bol dunge une..
fir wo dono pratiksha ke room mai jane lagte hai.. Room mai jake shalini usko AC dikhata hai.. AC ko janardan check karnne lagta hai.. Wire thik thak the..
madam AC niche utarani hoge
utar do phir
stool lagega
aander kitchen mai hoga lelo
itane der tak pratiksha ke charo taraf aadmi khade the iss wajah se janardan ko pratiksha dikhi nahi thi.. Usne dekhane ka try kiya tha par use kuch dikha nahi tha.. Aab wo kitchen mai gaya tab waha kanta kuch kaam kar rahi thi.... Janardan ko dekhne ke baad kanta bolti hai
ho gya kya badi memsaab ke room mai ka AC bithake.. Ho gaya ho to aab yaha fan bitha do..
nahi hua hai.. Mai stool lene aaya hu..
Ruko mai deti hu
tab stool lene ke liye kanta niche jukati hai jo kitchen sink ke niche tha tab uske aam ka acche se darshan janardan ko ho jata hai..
Kafi achhe hai. .
Iss baat par kanta sharma jati hai
Tabhi shalini waha aa jati hai.. Aur thode gusse se undono ko dekhne lagte hai..
Arre kitana time stool lane mai.. Muje kal ki rally ki preparation bhi karni hai..
Haan memsaab de rahi hu phir kanta janardan ko stool dete hai.. Wo stool leke janardan pratiksha wale room mai leke jate hai aur AC nikaalne lagta hai.. Pratiksha waha khade kaaryakarta ko kal ki planning bata rahi thi.. Aab wo thode free hoti hai tab wo janardan ko dekhane lagti hai wo kya kar raha hai.. ..
Kya problem hai AC mai
Ander ki wire jali hui hai
Sab
Sab nahi par bahut sare.. 50% jada
Bap re
Haan.. Shyad isko bahut dino se kisi ne use nahi kiya hoga aur achanak kisi ne on kiya to wire jal gaye
Aisa bi hota hai kya
Haan
Fir bahut time jayega wire bithane mai
Haan 2-3 ghanta
Bap re..
Aab kar kya sakte hai madam jitana time wire lagane mai jana hai wo to jayega hi
Haan wo to hai.. Aab tum aapna kaaam karo.. Mai kal ki planning inn longo ko bata dete hui.. Mai yahi rahunge ya bahar ke room mai rahunge.. Kuch jarurat pade to aawaj dena ya call karna.. Mera number to tumare paas hai hi
Thik hai memsaab
Tabhi pratiksha shalini ke paas aati hai..
Tumane kaha se AC mechanic laya..
AC mechanic nahi hai
To kon hai
Aapna driver janardan hai.. Light ke sab kaam janata hai..
Kon janardan..
Kal shyam ko aapko rally se yaha laya tha taxi mai wahi driver
Achha wo hai kya
Haan
Tabhi janardan undono ki taraf dekhta hai.. Pratiksha ki pit janardan ke taraf thi..
Namaste taisahab
uska aawaj sunate hi wo aapni gardan ghumati hai . . . Aur use dekhane lagti hai..
Namaskar.. Namaskar..
fir shalini ki taraf thoda ghum ke kahte hai..
kar payega kya ye
haan madam.. Bahar ke sab board isne thik kiye hai
achha
Janardan ki taraf dekhte hui fir kahte hai
kya ho gya hai AC ko
aander ka wire jal gaya hai..
fir aab
aander ke wire dal raha hu..
Wire laye hai kya
nahi us board se nikale hai
ok..
Tabhi waha ek local leader aata hai.. Ganpatrao..
p - aayeye aayeye ganpatrao ji
g - namaste tai sahab
p - namste.. Shalini ye ganapatrao ji hai.. Aur ganapat raoji ye hai mrs. Shalini.. Mere manager
g- namaste shalini madam..
s - namste
g - innko mil chuka hu pahle
p - kab
g - aap ke mumbai ke office mai
p - oho achha
P - shalini.. Ganpatrao ji.. Kafi senior leader hai.. Papa ke saath kaam kiya hai innone..
G - tai sahab.. Sahab ji meharbaani hai ... Nahi to iss ganpatrao ko aaj koi nahi pachanta... Sahab ji wajah se mai aaj hu.. Jo bhi hu sahab ji ki wajah se..
aapne baap ki tarif ki wajah se pratiksha kush ho jati hai..
Ganpatrao jadhav 55- 56 umar ke 1 pohoche huye politician the.Unka iss jilhe me achha khasa naam tha. Chote kad ke mothe, kale badsurat Ganpat rao ko londiya baji ka kafi
shok tha. Gaav ke kafi aurato ke chut ko Ganpat rao chod chuka tha. Yaha tak ki bohot sari school college ke ladkiyo ki seal bhi thod chuka tha. Ganpat rao hamesha naye maal ki khoj me laga rehta tha aur apne lund ki pyaas ko bujhaya karta tha. Usne socha itane badi politician haath mai aa gaye to chandi hi chandi hai.. Aapna rutaba bhi banega.. MLA bhi ban sakta hu.. Aur itana karara maal bhi milega.. Yahi sochkar wo pratiksha sharma ko milane aaya tha.. Uske baap ki tarif karke wo uske nazdik jane ki koshish kar raha tha..
Aab wo aaoni zile ki barik sarik baate pratiksha ko bata raha tha.. Cast factor aur bahut sari.. Uski iss baat se pratiksha kafi impress ho gayi thi.. Wo soch rahi thi ye bujurg politician hai.. District ki kafi achhi jaankari bhi hai isko.. District mai ghumate hui ye banda kaam aayega..
aab shalini janardan ke paas jake khadi ho jati hai..
Madam mere paas achhi car hai.. Aap aise sadhi car se kyon ghum rahe ho.. Mai car deta hu.. Aap usmai ghumeyega.. Mera driver bhi zile ki sab jaankari achhe se rakhta hai.. Aap ke saath aaye hui driver to mumbai ke hai.. Inko yaha ke road ke bare jada malum nahi rahta..
Tab janardan dhire se bolta hai..
Bahut chalu chiz lag rahi hai..
Shalini - Tume aisa kyon laga.. Aadmi to kafi senior laga.
Uski nazar to dekho madam kaha hai..
Tab shalini dekhte hai ganpat rao kaha dekh raha hai.. Uski nazar pratiksha ke aam par hi thi.. Tab shalini jhat se bolti hai..
Ganapat rao ji.. Aap ki baat sahi hai.. Aur aap ke offer ke liye dhanyavaad ji.. Par kya kare party ne rally organize ki hai.. Party ke plan ke hisab se chalana padega na.. Aap ki car achhi hoge par tai sahab ko iss sadhe car mai hi ghumana padega.. Party ki koi strategy hogi..
Shalini ne aise bolte hi pratiksha shalini ki aur dekhane lagi ..
Tab shalini uske paas aake uske kaan mai kahte hai..
Madam aap ke sari ka pallu thik kariye.. Ye muje to bahut chalu lag raha hai.. Uski nazar aap ke body se hat nahi rahi hai.. Tharki sala..
Tab partiksha ganpatrao ko dekhte hai .. Wo kaha dekh raha hai ye pata chalte hi
gusse se ganapat rao ko dekhane lagti hai.. aur aapne sari ka pallu thik kar lete hai.
Party ka program hai par kya party tai sahab se badi hai kya..
Shalini - Waisa nahi hota ganapat rao ji .. Party ke order follow karne padte hai..
Party tai sahab ko order kaise de sakhte hai.. Iss party ko khada kiya hai sharma sahab ne.. Sharma sahab ke baad tai sahab hi to hai..
Shalini - baat aap ki sahi hai par
Par war kuch nahi sahilini madam.. Hum party warty ko janate nahi hai.. Humare jaise bahut sare aise kartakarta ko sahab ne khada kiya hai.. Hamare rahte agar sahab ki beti ko takalif hui to upper jake sahab ko kya moo dikhayenge..
Shalini - ganapat rao ji.. Tai sahab ko koi takalif nahi hai..
Shalini madam aap bura mat mano.. Par aap aur mere jaise log konse bhi gadi mai baithenge to chal jata hai.. Par tai sahab ki baat alag hai.. Wo mahadev sharma ji ki beti hai.. Koi aam nahi hai.. Wo aise khatara mai kaise baith sakte hai.. Unko to badi alishan gadi hi hone chahiye.. Nahi to mai hi baat karta hu.. State president se.. Mai hi kahta hu.. Iss se hamare neta ka aapman hota hai..
Itane der shant rahi pratiksha baithi baithe hi uski aur gusse se dekhte hui kahti hai..
Ganapat rao ji aap shant rahiye.. Muje koi takalif nahi hai iss gadi mai.. Mai aaram se ghum sakti hu..
Tai sahab par sharma sahab ki beti aise gadi mai ghumege aur hamare rahte.. Mahadev ji ko kya kahenge.. So galiya denge sahab hame..
Kuch nahi kahenge.. Baba hamesha kahte the muje.. Kaaryakarta ke saath unke jaise ban ke rahna hoga tab hi unke dukh dard samaj payenge.. Waisa hi mai kar rahi hu..
Pratiksha ke iss baat pai ganapat rao kuch kah nahi paya..
Pratiksha - ganapat rao ji.. Aap kal ke rally ki taiyari kijiye.. Aaj se badi rally kal ki honi chahiye.. Aab puri responsibility aap ki hai..
Wo to ho jayege.. Aap chinta mat karo..
Thik hai
Thik hai tai sahab mai aata hu..
P- thik hai
Aab ganapat rao waha se chala jata hai