Episode 72
“Yeh kaise ho sakta hai??? Yeh namumkin hai!.”
Iss khabar par Nandini ki hairaani Shikha ko ajeeb lagi.
“Namumkin kyon mami? Purush 70-75 ki umar mein bhi bachche karne ke liye saksham hote hain… aur mamaji toh mere khyal se 70 se kam hi hain.”
Nandini gehri soch mein thi.
Shikha- “Kya hua mami? Kahan kho gayi? Mamaji ko andar bulayein?”
Nandini ne ekdum apna chet paya.
“Nahin, nahin… ruko.”
Ab Shikha ko bhi thodi chinta hone lagi thi.
“Kya hua mami…? Kya aapmein aur mamaji mein shararik rishta ab nahin…?”
“Yeh kya keh rahi hain aap?” Nandini chilla uthi.
Shikha- “Maaf karna mami… par aap itni duvidha mein pad gayi iss khabar ko sunkar… toh main atpata sochne par majboor ho gayi.”
Nandini ne apni aankhen ek kshan ke liye band ki, aur gehri saans lekar usne safai dena uchit samjha.
“Dekho Shikha… tab jab aapne mujhse mere maasik dharm ke baare mein poocha…”
Shikha- “Haan?”
Nandini- “Mera aakhri maasik dharm lagbhag 4 saal pehle tha.”
Shikha- “Matlab? Yeh kaise ho sakta hai… aapki umar toh bahut kam hai maasik dharm band hone ke liye.”
Nandini- “Maine band karwaye hain.”
Shikha- “Band karwaye matlab?”
Nandini- “Shikha, aapko yaad toh hoga ke Sunil babu se shaadi ke baad mera pehla bachcha mrut paida hua tha.”
Shikha- “Ji, mujhe yaad hai… magar mami dobara aisa hoga aise sochne ki…”
Nandini- “Mujhe baat poori karne do. Uske baad 2 saal ke bhitar main 2 baar aur garbhvati bani, aur dono baar mera garbhpat hua.”
Shikha- “Oh no!”
Nandini- “Tumse tab meri itni jaan-pehchaan bhi nahin thi, aur waise bhi aapka aur humaara gaanv kaafi door hai… toh Sunil babu aur maine yeh baat kisi ko batai nahin.”
Shikha- “Hmmm… main samajh sakti hoon.”
Nandini ne ab phir se ek gehri saans li.
Nandini- “Mere teeno garbhavasthaon mein mere stanon mein doodh kaafi jaldi banne lag gaya tha… aur… aur… yeh mujhse stanpan karne lage the.”
Yeh baat sunkar Shikha ki aankhen badi hui. Use apeksha nahin thi ki uski seedhi saral mami kuch aisi baat keh degi. Nandini ne apna lekha jaari rakha.
“Teesre garbhpat ke baad hum donon ne milkar mera inse stanpan karwane ki kriya ko jaari rakhna socha… Tabse main inhe stanpan karati aa rahi hoon.”
Shikha ke hosh udd gaye the. Use iss baat ka ascharya hua ke uske boodhe mama aur jawan mami iss prakar ke asamanya par maadak laingik karya mein itne saalon se lage hue the.
“Oh! Tabhi aapke stan itne bhayankar bade ho gaye hain. Main soch bhi rahi thi ke pichchli baar jab aapko kuch saal pehle dekha, tab toh itne bade nahin the… aur pregnancy mein bhi itne bade nahin hote.”
Shikha samajh gayi woh khud thoda uttejit ho gayi thi, lekin usne apne doctori ki garima banaye rakhi.
“Haan… phir?”
Nandini- “Phir? Aap behtar jaanti hain Shikha ke ek dudharu aurat ke maasik dharm tham jaate hain… toh jab pichle 4 saal se mujhe maasik dharm hua hi nahin, toh main garbhvati kaise ho sakti hoon?”
Ab jaakar Shikha ko baat samajh aayi, aur woh apne kursi ke sirhane lagkar sochne lagi.
“Hmmm… toh yeh baat hai. Mami aapne mujhse itne khulkar baat ki hai, shukriya. Kya main bhi aapse khulkar baat karun?”
Nandini- “Yeh poochne ki kya zaroorat hai.”
Shikha- “Toh mami pichchle 4 saal se mamaji aur aapke beech stanpan ke ilawa, samanya sambhog bhi ho raha hai?”
Nandini lajjayi.
Shikha- “Okay… kya youn sambandh ke dauran aap dono mein se koi kisi bhi prakar ka protection istemal karta hai?”
Nandini- “Uski zaroorat hi nahin.”
Shikha- “Sun lijiye mami. Kya pichchle kuch mahinon mein aapne koi dawai vagaira li hai?”
Nandini- “Na… mujhe waise hi dawaiyon se nafrat hai, aur inki kripa se meri tabiyat kam hi bigadti hai.”
Shikha- “Hmmm… dekhiye aapka tark ke dudharu aurat ko maasik dharm nahin hota yeh sach hai. Balki kaafi gaanv mein bahut saari auratein bachcha hone ke baad iska nirodh samaan labh bhi uthati hain jab tak woh doosra bachcha na chahe. Yeh prakritik nirodh hai.”
Nandini- “Wohi toh.”
Shikha- “Lekin yeh baat bhi sach hai ke menopause tak aurat ke sharir mein ande kabhi bhi ban sakte hain. Khaas kar anukul paristhitiyon mein. Jaise maanlo koi dawai ka side-effect ya hormonal injection wagaira.”
Nandini- “Par maine toh koi dawai ya injection nahin li.”
Shikha- “Hmmm… main bhi wohi soch rahi hoon. Mami, main ek aur baat khulkar poochungi… bura mat maniye.”
Nandini- “Aap pooch lo. Mujhe bhi yeh guththi suljhani hai.”
Shikha- “Kya aap aur mamaji oral sex karte hain?”
Nandini- “Oral kya? Main samjhi nahin.”
Shikha- “Kya aap mamaji ke ling ko apne munh se…”
Nandini ke gaal sharam se laal ho gaye. Shikha ki nazar na chahkar bhi Nandini ki uthte-girte vishal chaati par gayi.
Shikha- “Sharmane ki koi baat nahin, mami. Yeh toh lagbhag sab log karte hain.”
Nandini ne apna sar upar nahin uthaya.
Shikha- “Asli sawaal yeh hai mami, ke kya aap mamaji ka cum, matlab unka veerya munh mein lekar nigalti hain?”
Nandini- “Yeh kaisa sawal hai!”
Shikha- “Mami naaraz na ho. Mujhe samjhane do. Auraton mein maasik dharm progesterone name ke ek hormone ki wajah se hota hai. Jab ek aurat garbhvati hoke doodh banane lagti hai, toh yeh doodh prolactin naam ke ek protein ki wajah se hota hai. Jab shareer mein prolactin ki maatra badhti hai, toh progesterone kam ho jaata hai… aur isiliye maasik dharm ruk jaate hain. Yeh prakruti ki adbhut rachna hai ek naye maa ko dobara garbhvati hone se rokne ke liye. Aap samajh rahi hai na?”
Nandini ki chidchidahat kam ho gayi thi. Usne apna sar hilaya.
Shikha- “Good. Toh jab tak aapke shareer mein prolactin ki maatra zyada hai, zahir hai maasik dharm nahin hoga. Lekin agar kisi cheez ki wajah se progesterone phir se adhik maatra mein banne lage, toh maasik dharm phir se shuru ho sakta hai… doodh chudaane se pehle bhi. Ab yeh progesterone ya toh kisi dawai ki side effect se ho sakta hai… ya phir tab jab aapke shareer mein iske star ki vruddhi nisargat roop se ho. Aam taur par yeh paaya gaya hai ke mard ke veerya mein, progesterone ki unnati badhane wale shukranu hote hai. Toh agar koi aurat jiska maasik dharm kisi karan tham gaya hai, toh veerya ka baarambar sevan karne se, uska prarambh ho sakta hai.”
Nandini awaak reh gayi. Use beete mahinon ke saare woh ghatnayein yaad aayi, khaas kar Aryan ke sang uski anaupcharik shaadi ke pehle ke, jab usne Aryan ka veerya khaana shuru kar diya… aur phir Sunil babu ka bhi.
“Hai daiyya! Naani ne yeh baat toh kabhi batayi nahin.”
Shikha hasne lagi.
“Kaise batati mami? Toh matlab aapne mamaji ke veerya ka niyamit sevan kiya hai.”
Shikha apne shabdon ko sunn lajjit aur uttejit ek saath ho rahi thi.
“Khair mami… kabhi toh pichle ek-aadh mahine mein aapka maasik dharm shuru ho gaya hoga. Aapko pata nahin chala hoga… ya 4 saalon mein koi period na hone ki wajah se, aapne yoni se khoon ko nazarandaz kar diya hoga.”
Nandini ko ekdum woh subah yaad aa gayi jab Aryan ke sang ki shaam aur raat ki dumdar chudai ke baad Nandini ne apne choot mein khoon paya tha. Tab use laga tha ke woh joshili chudai mein phati koi nas ki wajah se tha. Ab use samajh aaya. Achanak ek khayal se Nandini ki aankhen prashn aur hairaani mein badi ho gayi.
“Ek minute Shikha… aam taur par maasik dharm ke kitne dinon baad aurat ke maa banne ki sambhavnayein sabse zyada hoti hai?”
Shikha- “Hmmm… use ovulation kehte hai… lagbhag period ke 10-12 din ke baad se lekar agle saptah bhar aurat ke ande veerya se fertilize hone ke liye prashast hoti hain… yani ande aur veerya ka milan hokar ek nayi jaan banti hai.”
Nandini ne mann mein ganit kiya… khoon wali subah ke 10-12 din baad, Rohit laut aaya tha… aur uske baad hafte bhar ke liye Nandini apne bete ke sang honeymoon manane shehar chali gayi thi… woh honeymoon jisme woh apne bete se kitni baar chudi iski use ginti tak nahin thi… aur unn chudaiyon mein zyaadatar toh Aryan ne apna veerya Nandini ki choot mein utara tha.
“Hey bhagwan!”
Nandini ne apna munh apne haath se band kiya. Woh apne bete ki bachche ki maa banne wali thi!
“Yeh kaise ho sakta hai??? Yeh namumkin hai!.”
Iss khabar par Nandini ki hairaani Shikha ko ajeeb lagi.
“Namumkin kyon mami? Purush 70-75 ki umar mein bhi bachche karne ke liye saksham hote hain… aur mamaji toh mere khyal se 70 se kam hi hain.”
Nandini gehri soch mein thi.
Shikha- “Kya hua mami? Kahan kho gayi? Mamaji ko andar bulayein?”
Nandini ne ekdum apna chet paya.
“Nahin, nahin… ruko.”
Ab Shikha ko bhi thodi chinta hone lagi thi.
“Kya hua mami…? Kya aapmein aur mamaji mein shararik rishta ab nahin…?”
“Yeh kya keh rahi hain aap?” Nandini chilla uthi.
Shikha- “Maaf karna mami… par aap itni duvidha mein pad gayi iss khabar ko sunkar… toh main atpata sochne par majboor ho gayi.”
Nandini ne apni aankhen ek kshan ke liye band ki, aur gehri saans lekar usne safai dena uchit samjha.
“Dekho Shikha… tab jab aapne mujhse mere maasik dharm ke baare mein poocha…”
Shikha- “Haan?”
Nandini- “Mera aakhri maasik dharm lagbhag 4 saal pehle tha.”
Shikha- “Matlab? Yeh kaise ho sakta hai… aapki umar toh bahut kam hai maasik dharm band hone ke liye.”
Nandini- “Maine band karwaye hain.”
Shikha- “Band karwaye matlab?”
Nandini- “Shikha, aapko yaad toh hoga ke Sunil babu se shaadi ke baad mera pehla bachcha mrut paida hua tha.”
Shikha- “Ji, mujhe yaad hai… magar mami dobara aisa hoga aise sochne ki…”
Nandini- “Mujhe baat poori karne do. Uske baad 2 saal ke bhitar main 2 baar aur garbhvati bani, aur dono baar mera garbhpat hua.”
Shikha- “Oh no!”
Nandini- “Tumse tab meri itni jaan-pehchaan bhi nahin thi, aur waise bhi aapka aur humaara gaanv kaafi door hai… toh Sunil babu aur maine yeh baat kisi ko batai nahin.”
Shikha- “Hmmm… main samajh sakti hoon.”
Nandini ne ab phir se ek gehri saans li.
Nandini- “Mere teeno garbhavasthaon mein mere stanon mein doodh kaafi jaldi banne lag gaya tha… aur… aur… yeh mujhse stanpan karne lage the.”
Yeh baat sunkar Shikha ki aankhen badi hui. Use apeksha nahin thi ki uski seedhi saral mami kuch aisi baat keh degi. Nandini ne apna lekha jaari rakha.
“Teesre garbhpat ke baad hum donon ne milkar mera inse stanpan karwane ki kriya ko jaari rakhna socha… Tabse main inhe stanpan karati aa rahi hoon.”
Shikha ke hosh udd gaye the. Use iss baat ka ascharya hua ke uske boodhe mama aur jawan mami iss prakar ke asamanya par maadak laingik karya mein itne saalon se lage hue the.
“Oh! Tabhi aapke stan itne bhayankar bade ho gaye hain. Main soch bhi rahi thi ke pichchli baar jab aapko kuch saal pehle dekha, tab toh itne bade nahin the… aur pregnancy mein bhi itne bade nahin hote.”
Shikha samajh gayi woh khud thoda uttejit ho gayi thi, lekin usne apne doctori ki garima banaye rakhi.
“Haan… phir?”
Nandini- “Phir? Aap behtar jaanti hain Shikha ke ek dudharu aurat ke maasik dharm tham jaate hain… toh jab pichle 4 saal se mujhe maasik dharm hua hi nahin, toh main garbhvati kaise ho sakti hoon?”
Ab jaakar Shikha ko baat samajh aayi, aur woh apne kursi ke sirhane lagkar sochne lagi.
“Hmmm… toh yeh baat hai. Mami aapne mujhse itne khulkar baat ki hai, shukriya. Kya main bhi aapse khulkar baat karun?”
Nandini- “Yeh poochne ki kya zaroorat hai.”
Shikha- “Toh mami pichchle 4 saal se mamaji aur aapke beech stanpan ke ilawa, samanya sambhog bhi ho raha hai?”
Nandini lajjayi.
Shikha- “Okay… kya youn sambandh ke dauran aap dono mein se koi kisi bhi prakar ka protection istemal karta hai?”
Nandini- “Uski zaroorat hi nahin.”
Shikha- “Sun lijiye mami. Kya pichchle kuch mahinon mein aapne koi dawai vagaira li hai?”
Nandini- “Na… mujhe waise hi dawaiyon se nafrat hai, aur inki kripa se meri tabiyat kam hi bigadti hai.”
Shikha- “Hmmm… dekhiye aapka tark ke dudharu aurat ko maasik dharm nahin hota yeh sach hai. Balki kaafi gaanv mein bahut saari auratein bachcha hone ke baad iska nirodh samaan labh bhi uthati hain jab tak woh doosra bachcha na chahe. Yeh prakritik nirodh hai.”
Nandini- “Wohi toh.”
Shikha- “Lekin yeh baat bhi sach hai ke menopause tak aurat ke sharir mein ande kabhi bhi ban sakte hain. Khaas kar anukul paristhitiyon mein. Jaise maanlo koi dawai ka side-effect ya hormonal injection wagaira.”
Nandini- “Par maine toh koi dawai ya injection nahin li.”
Shikha- “Hmmm… main bhi wohi soch rahi hoon. Mami, main ek aur baat khulkar poochungi… bura mat maniye.”
Nandini- “Aap pooch lo. Mujhe bhi yeh guththi suljhani hai.”
Shikha- “Kya aap aur mamaji oral sex karte hain?”
Nandini- “Oral kya? Main samjhi nahin.”
Shikha- “Kya aap mamaji ke ling ko apne munh se…”
Nandini ke gaal sharam se laal ho gaye. Shikha ki nazar na chahkar bhi Nandini ki uthte-girte vishal chaati par gayi.
Shikha- “Sharmane ki koi baat nahin, mami. Yeh toh lagbhag sab log karte hain.”
Nandini ne apna sar upar nahin uthaya.
Shikha- “Asli sawaal yeh hai mami, ke kya aap mamaji ka cum, matlab unka veerya munh mein lekar nigalti hain?”
Nandini- “Yeh kaisa sawal hai!”
Shikha- “Mami naaraz na ho. Mujhe samjhane do. Auraton mein maasik dharm progesterone name ke ek hormone ki wajah se hota hai. Jab ek aurat garbhvati hoke doodh banane lagti hai, toh yeh doodh prolactin naam ke ek protein ki wajah se hota hai. Jab shareer mein prolactin ki maatra badhti hai, toh progesterone kam ho jaata hai… aur isiliye maasik dharm ruk jaate hain. Yeh prakruti ki adbhut rachna hai ek naye maa ko dobara garbhvati hone se rokne ke liye. Aap samajh rahi hai na?”
Nandini ki chidchidahat kam ho gayi thi. Usne apna sar hilaya.
Shikha- “Good. Toh jab tak aapke shareer mein prolactin ki maatra zyada hai, zahir hai maasik dharm nahin hoga. Lekin agar kisi cheez ki wajah se progesterone phir se adhik maatra mein banne lage, toh maasik dharm phir se shuru ho sakta hai… doodh chudaane se pehle bhi. Ab yeh progesterone ya toh kisi dawai ki side effect se ho sakta hai… ya phir tab jab aapke shareer mein iske star ki vruddhi nisargat roop se ho. Aam taur par yeh paaya gaya hai ke mard ke veerya mein, progesterone ki unnati badhane wale shukranu hote hai. Toh agar koi aurat jiska maasik dharm kisi karan tham gaya hai, toh veerya ka baarambar sevan karne se, uska prarambh ho sakta hai.”
Nandini awaak reh gayi. Use beete mahinon ke saare woh ghatnayein yaad aayi, khaas kar Aryan ke sang uski anaupcharik shaadi ke pehle ke, jab usne Aryan ka veerya khaana shuru kar diya… aur phir Sunil babu ka bhi.
“Hai daiyya! Naani ne yeh baat toh kabhi batayi nahin.”
Shikha hasne lagi.
“Kaise batati mami? Toh matlab aapne mamaji ke veerya ka niyamit sevan kiya hai.”
Shikha apne shabdon ko sunn lajjit aur uttejit ek saath ho rahi thi.
“Khair mami… kabhi toh pichle ek-aadh mahine mein aapka maasik dharm shuru ho gaya hoga. Aapko pata nahin chala hoga… ya 4 saalon mein koi period na hone ki wajah se, aapne yoni se khoon ko nazarandaz kar diya hoga.”
Nandini ko ekdum woh subah yaad aa gayi jab Aryan ke sang ki shaam aur raat ki dumdar chudai ke baad Nandini ne apne choot mein khoon paya tha. Tab use laga tha ke woh joshili chudai mein phati koi nas ki wajah se tha. Ab use samajh aaya. Achanak ek khayal se Nandini ki aankhen prashn aur hairaani mein badi ho gayi.
“Ek minute Shikha… aam taur par maasik dharm ke kitne dinon baad aurat ke maa banne ki sambhavnayein sabse zyada hoti hai?”
Shikha- “Hmmm… use ovulation kehte hai… lagbhag period ke 10-12 din ke baad se lekar agle saptah bhar aurat ke ande veerya se fertilize hone ke liye prashast hoti hain… yani ande aur veerya ka milan hokar ek nayi jaan banti hai.”
Nandini ne mann mein ganit kiya… khoon wali subah ke 10-12 din baad, Rohit laut aaya tha… aur uske baad hafte bhar ke liye Nandini apne bete ke sang honeymoon manane shehar chali gayi thi… woh honeymoon jisme woh apne bete se kitni baar chudi iski use ginti tak nahin thi… aur unn chudaiyon mein zyaadatar toh Aryan ne apna veerya Nandini ki choot mein utara tha.
“Hey bhagwan!”
Nandini ne apna munh apne haath se band kiya. Woh apne bete ki bachche ki maa banne wali thi!
