Episode 80
Discharge se pehle, Shikha ne Nandini ko bachche ke dekhbhaal ke liye kai nirdesh diye, aur khud ke khayal ke liye bhi. Samanya prasuti ke chalte aurat ki yoni jo dheeli ho jaati hai, usse dobara kasaa hua karne ki dawai aur creams bhi Shikha ne Nandini ko di. Nandini hairaan thi ke aajkal iss kism ki suvidhayein bhi hai.
Nandini- “Kitna purush pradhan hai sabkuch! Inhe bachcha bhi do aur phir inke aanand ke liye yoni dobara kass lo.”
Shikha zor se hass padi.
“Waise mami… mamaji ki duty ab badhne wali hai… Matlab, zara khulkar hi keh rahi hoon… pichle kuch dinon mein aapne bhi dekha hi hoga ke aapke stanon se hum lagatar pump se doodh nikalwate hai. Sanju kuch 10-12 baar doodh pita hai har din, aur halaki uski zaroorat kam hai, magar aapke stanon ko jo Sandesh pahunch raha hai who prati ghanta doodh utpadan ki hai. Toh woh toh poore josh se doodh banana mein lage huye hain jo hum pump out kar rahe hain.”
Shikha yeh baat karte huye bhi Nandini apne ek mote mamme se baby Sanjay ko doodh pila rahi thi aur doosre mamme pe ek pump laga hua tha jo usi samay par riste doodh ko jamaa kar raha tha.
Shikha- “Kisi ek stan mein dabaav ka dard na ho isliye maine aapko yeh toh samjha diya hai ke Sanju ke har stanpan satra mein aap alag stan ka istemal karein… magar pump ke lagatar istemal se choochiyon bhi soojh sakti hai… toh jahan tak mumkin ho, aur kyonki aap dono pehle se hi… mera matlab ke…”
Shikha hichkicha rahi thi apni baat ko kehne se, aur saath hi saath kamuk bhi mehsoos kar rahi thi… use bada mann kar raha tha ke kaash Ravi stanpan mein ruchi dikhata. Nandini ne Shikha ke hichkichahat ko bhaampa.
“Kya hua? Khulkar bolo…”
Shikha- “Nahin mami, meri yeh salah hogi ke jahan tak mumkin ho, jab aap Sanju ko stanpan karwayengi toh usi samay doosre stan se mamaji ko bhi doodh pilayein. Insaani honth aur jeebh machine pump se kai guna komal hote hain. Haan bas har satr ke pehle choochiyon ko sanitize kijiyega nahin toh bachche ko infection ho sakta hai uss choochi se choosne mein jisse ek vayask ne choosa ho.”
Jaise hi Shikha ne yeh baat kahi, uske gaal laal ho gaye aur uski khudki choochiyan sakht. Nandini bhi khayal se hi kaamuttejit ho gayi.
Shikha- “Haan, matlab mamaji bhi kitne hi baar peep payenge. Toh jitna ho sake.”
Nandini mann hi mann has padi, kyonki use pata tha ke uske paas sirf Sunil babu hi nahin, balki Aryan bhi tha jo ek taang par tayyar rahega uske mammon se doodh peene ke liye.
Gauri aur Sapna agle ek mahine tak Sunil babu ke ghar rahe. Bachche ki maalish, Nandini ki dekhbhaal aur madad… inn sab ko unn dono ne achche se sambhala. Shikha ke sujhaav ko Nandini ne Sunil babu ke saath share kiya. Ab jab tak ghar mein Gauri aur Sapna hai, toh Aryan se stanpan karwana asambhav tha. Haan magar, har 3 ghante mein Sunil babu Nandini aur Sanjay ke saath bedroom mein aaram ke bahaane, darwaza band karke bachche ke sang sang stanpan karte the.
Kyonki Nandini ko baaki stanpan satra mein bhi rikt mamme par pump lagwana zaroori tha, toh woh living room mein kabhi stanpan nahin karati thi. Sapna koi na koi bahaana banakar bedroom chali jaati aur Nandini ko stanpan karata dekh ek-aadh nazar uske vishal mammon pe maarti aur hairaan reh jaati. Ek baar kamre se bahar nikalte waqt, Rohit ne uski baah pakad kar use ek kone mein le gaya.
“Tujhe sharam nahin aati?”
Sapna ne Rohit ke haath ko maroda aur use deewar par dhakka dekar usse chipak gayi.
“Tujhe aati hai sharam?”
Rohit- “Mujhe kyon aayegi? Kis baat ki?”
Sapna- “Pakda gaya! Saale, apne khud ke maa ke mammon ko taadta hai, aur sochta hai sharmane ki zaroorat bhi nahin.”
Rohit ne Sapna pe haath uthane wala tha…
“Tu aukaad mein reh..”
… ke utne mein Sapna ne uske honthon pe apne honth rakh diye. Dono josh mein choomne lage, Rohit apna haath Sapna ke gol nitamb par pher raha tha… Sapna ne magar uska ek haath apne kamar se hokar apne seene par le aayi, aur apna haath uspar rakh apne chhote mammon ko masalne ka margdarshan dene lagi.
“Mujhe mami ke tarah mote mamme chahiye… khel ne inke saath. Daba inhe.”
Rohit- “Dabane se mamme itne bade ho jaate hain?”
Sapna- “Sirf dabaane se nahin… inme doodh bhi ban-na chahiye, tab toh gazab… bilkul mami ki tarah.”
Rohit ki aankhon mein ek alag hawas thi… aur woh jaise hi mann ki aankhon mein kuch soch raha tha uska ling pyjama mein topa banakar khada ho gaya tha.
“Magar Sanju toh ab hua hai… maa toh pehle se hi bade mam…”
Rohit hadbadaya. Shikha ne uske tope pe haath phera aur hasi.
“Mami ke toh pehle se hi bade mamme hai, pata hai mujhe.”
Jaise Sapna dheere dheere Rohit ke ling ko pyjama ke upar se ragadne lagi, Rohit ne apne vichar ko shabd diye.
“Matlab maa pehle se hi doodh… magar kaise?”
Rohit iss sawal se joojh raha tha ke Sapna ke haathon ko uske ling par ka asar use apne andkoshon mein hone laga. Usne jhat se Sapna ka haath hataya.
“Abe kya kar rahi hai! Hosh hai…”
Sapna hasne lagi.
“Kitna aasan hai tum mardon ko weak karna…”
Rohit- “Zyada attitude dikhayegi toh gaand maar doonga.”
Sapna- “Sirf gaand hi maarne doongi… Choot toh shaadi ke baad ke liye bachaoongi.”
Rohit- “Tujhse! Shaadi! Kaun murkh karega?”
Sapna Rohit ko thappad maarne ke liye aage badhi, aur Rohit seedhiyon se neeche daudne laga. Sapna daudte huye uske peeche bhaagi aur neeche Rohit ke kamre ke taraf mudte samay woh seedha Aryan se takrayi jo kamre se bahar nikal raha tha.
“Sorry Aryan bhaiyya! Woh Rohit…”
Aryan ne Sapna ko ek nazar bhi nahin dekha, aur upar apne maa ke kamre ke taraf chal pada. Sapna Rohit ke peeche bhaag nikli.
