Update 2
" kash...... buddhe ke jagah me hota.. " dukan mein ghushte hi ek ladke ke man me yahi khayal aaya..... Darasal, ushke pita ek aurat ki chilne wale kapdo ke liye naap ( galat mat samjhiye... Pita ek jane mane ladies tailor hai) le raha tha...
" ahh buddhe... le le aur naap le.... jawani mein to kuch ho paya... budhape hi me le le maja " yahi sochte huye apne pita aur khas kar ush aurat ki chaati ko dekhne laga.... ab ish barkhurdar ko koun samjhaye ki pita ne agar jawani me patni sath illu illu na karta to ushke jaisa kamina ish dharti pe kaise aata... Khair...
" kya dekh raha nashpite, jaa chhotu ko bolke do chai bhej... " pith ki naap lete huye pita ne ushe daat te huye kaha... pita jante the ke uske bete nazar kaha hai.. kyun na jane aakhir baap jo hai....
" kyun daat rahe hai bachhe ko bhai sahab.. bechare ki sakal to dekhiye.... kaise murjha gaya hai " aurat jo unke padosan bhi thi..jinki naap pita le rahe the... woh bol uthi..
" are bahan ji, aap na aaj bhi ishe bachha hi samajh te hai.. ishe jyada sar pe mat chhadaiye... aur tu jaa chhotu ko bol ki do chai bheje jaldi... jata hai ki nahi " pita ji bol uthe...
abhi woh ladka man hi man baap ko paap samajh ke gali deke nikal hi raha tha ki baap ne aisa ek baat bol diya ki jaise pyase ko kuwa de diya ho... Jee kiya ke jake baap ke gaalo ko chum le....
" aur sun... chhotu ko bolne ke baad sidha bade papa ke ghar chale jana teri malina bua aayi huyi hai... aur sun khali hath mat chale jana samjhe " bas yehi to bola tha.... par ladke ke liye amrit bani sabit huyi... ek nazar bhar ke jo aurat ko dekh .. boh shidha paas wali chai dukan me chhotu ko chai ki baat bol apne bade papa ke ghar ke aur sar pe pau, pau pe sar rakh ke bhaga.... jate waqt mithayi ka dabba lena bula nahi......
" are bhai sahab... ye itna hadbadi me kyun gaya " padosan aurat ne ush ladke baap se puchi...
" kuch nahi bahan ji..... ishki bua jab aati hai kuch na kuch surprise jarur lati hai hai.... sayed ish baar bhi laya hoga " chai ki glass dete huye kaha ladke baap ne..
surprise ka to pata nahi par ye ladka kyu utabala ho raha hai jald hi malum ho jayega.....
bade papa ke ghar pahunch apni Saanson ko tham door bell bajaya.... .jo ki phir se badhne wali hai ........ Door khula.........
"tu............ "
Samne wala saksh ne chillaya....
" haan main..... "
" Tu aakk thuu "
" chilla mat chillar bikku .....chal hat samne se " ushne ghar andar jhankte huye gambhir swar se kaha...
" sale yaha kyun aaya hai hai... ush din aise bol rahe the.... jaisa sasur bolta hai... tere ghar ki pani tak nahi piunga..... phir kyun aaya hai hai yahan....
abhi aur kuch bolta bikku....... Ki tabhi
" arre dev.... Mera lal mera devu aa geya...... "........