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[Humpty]

update 8

Baba ki bat sunne ke bad humpty ne bhi socha ki baba thik hi bol rhe hai.....

Udhar haveli me.....

Mama(phone par)-comisnor sahab Kuch pata chla ki nhi..
Com-ji hame ek lash mili Hai....... Jaha akhri bar humpty ko dkha tha usse 2km ki duri par....
Hame shak Hai... Ki Yehh

Mama-nhi me aarha hu udhar
Mere dkhne ke bad hi aap kuch bhi boliyega

Com-ok sir ....

Phir ranjit ghr se nikl gaya tha....

Jab ranjit udhr pahocha aur lash ko dkhne lga..
Jab lash ki gale me uski Najar pada to wo shock Ho gaya kyuki uski gale me ek gold chain tha
Joki humpty ko mama ne Kuch din phle hi gift dya tha.....


(Reader-humpty to jinda Hai phir ye chain uski gle me Kese aaya...
Actually kuch din phle Humpty ke gale se wo chain gir gaya tha raste me aur chain usko mila to usne phn li thi)

Mama to jaise toot sa gaya
Mama bht roya aur news Chanel me bhi ye newz phel gya ki humpty ki maut hui haiii...

Aise hi 15 din nikl gaya

Humpty bhi ab shakti ko Sambhl chuka tha ....

Humpty ke Baba ke pas gya aur
Humpty-baba ab Mujhe agya de
Baba-beta tum abhi ghr nhi ja skte...
Humpty-kyu baba
Baba-kyuki humpty duniya ke nazar me tum mar chuke ho...
Humpty-kya kese
Phir Baba ne sabkuch bataya

Humpty to ab me kya kru

Baba-ek kam kro
Tum mere ghr chle jao
Aaj se tum mere bete ho

Humpty-par apki ghr hai kha
Baba-tumhate seher ke bahar niklte hi jo white color ki bunglow he na wo Hai mera ghr.....

Humpty-wow......
Wo ghr apki hai
Bahhh

Baba-ha tum ek kam kro
Tum ghr jao aur gate keeper ko jake
"I am DJ"bolna
Humpty-thnq baba
Baba-baba nhi papa bol
Kal tumse milne ek wakil aayega
Me mere sare company 2mhare nam krunga
Aaj se tum mere bete ho.....

Humpty-thnx papa...
Baba-beta mene jo power di he tujhe usse kbhi kisi ka bura mat krna aur hamesha dusro ka madad krna...
Mene ye power isliye banaya tha taki me underworld ko khtm kr saku...
Par ye hua nhi....
Baba udhshi se bola

Humpty-papa ab apka ye kam apka beta Krega...
Baba-kya sach me
Humpty-ha

Phir kuch der bat krne ke bad humpty baba ke ghr nikl gaya...

 

[Naik]

Update 7


Tabhi achabak humpty ka pair fisal gaya aur pahadi ke choti se gir gaya.....

humpty jor se chillate hue
dadiiiiiiiiiiii................

Wo 100 ft upar se gira tha
niche ek Nadi beh rha tha

humpty nadi me gir gaya aur wo nadi ke sath behne laga.....

nadi me bht si katedar nukile patthar the isliye use chot bht aaya.....

aise wo nadi ke sath behke kuch km. Dur ek pair ke theni phas gaye the.......

ki tabhi waha ek budha admi aata....

silky white hair..
long beard
hath me danda..
dkh ke pata chlta hai ki ye koi baba hai.

jab us admi (baba) ne humpty ko dkha to usne humpty ko nadi se mikl ke apne kandhe me rkh ke jangal ke andar chle gayee

(reader to me-are uske piche ja na...
me-ok)

to chliye hum inlogo ke piche chlte haii

wo baba jngl ke andr 15 mint chlne ke bad ek gufa ke pas jata he aur gufa ke pas me latke ek bel ko khichta jissr gufa ka dwar khulta hai......
Aur wo humpty ko leke gufa K andr jata hai gufa ka drwaza bndh ho jata hai,,

Mega update is coming......

Behtareen shaandaar update bhai

 

[Humpty]

Mega update

update 7


Jab baba humpty ke Body me lage choto ko dkhta hai to wo uske liye jadi butti tayyar krne lgta hai

Adhe ghnte bad jari butti ka lap tayyar krke humpty ke
Choto pe laga deta HAII.

Aise hi 3 din nikl jata hai
Humpty ke chot bhi thik ho rha tha....

Par humpty ko hosh nhi aarha tha....

Aise hi 1 week nikl jata hai.....

Aao thoda haveli ki trf dkhta haiii
Haveli me kya hal hai

Haveli andar jaisi kisiki mat ho gaya hai..
Sab humpty ke na milne pe tension ho rha tha...

Mama kisiko phn lgata hai...

Mama-hlwww
..........-hlw ranjit ji
Ranjit-kuch pata chla mere bete ke bare me
........-hum puri koshish kr rhe he par kuch pata nhi chl rha.....

Actually ranjit state comisnor se bat kr rha tha......

Aise hi 15 din bit gaye
Humpty ka kuch pata nhii

Abb jara hero ki trf aate hai

Baba man me-15 din ho gaya...lekin kuch bhi halchal nhi he....
Kahi koi anarth na ho jaye
Abhi to usne thik se duniya dkha bhi nhi....

Baba soch rha tha ki tabhi
Humpty ki sase jldi jldi chlne lgta
Narv slow ho ja rha tha...

Baba check krte hai aur smjh jata HAII ki humpty ab nhi bachega tabhi
Use kuch yad aata he aur wo daudke gufa ke ek kone ki mitti ko hatane lgta haii

Kuch der bad wo mitti hatake ek box nikl lata hai...
Aur humpty ke pas ata he aur uski narv check krta hai .


Baba bhi smj chuke the ki ye bas kuch pal ki mahman Hai..

Aur wo kuch sochta hai aur box kholke ek injection aur ek chota sa bottle niklta hai

Phir humpty ke andar inject kr deta hai...

Jaise hi usne wo injection lagaya uski kuch pal bad
Humpty ki saase bndh ho jata hai
Nash ke andr khoon ruk jata hai..

Jab baba humpty ko dkhta hai to to iski aankhe bhar aata he aur bolne lgta hai-mujhe maf krna beta
Mene koshish ki 2mhe bachane ki par tujhe bacha nhi paye....

Aise 15 mint rukne ke bad humpty ki trg jab dkhta tabhi humpty jor jor se sas lene lgta hai....

Jaise hi humpty ne sas liya tabhi baba ne ek aur injection uski body me dal dya....

Dhere dhere humpty ki body ka ghao puri trh se thik ho gaya.....

1 hour bad humpty ne ankhe khola
Aur jab usne charo trf dkha to usne khud ko ek gufa me paya.....

Ab humpty ko sab kuch yad aane lgta hai
Kese usko chakkar aaya aur kese wo pani me beh gaya..

Jab usne charo trf nazar ghumaya usne thodi dur baba ko dkha...

Usne awaz lagaya

Humpty-suniye hello
Aap kon hai
Mujhe yaha kon LAYA..

Baba humpty ke pas aaya

Baba-phle tum kuch khalo phir bat krte hai

Himpty ko bhi bhukh lga tha kyuki behosi ke 15 din baba ne sirf usko sup pilaya tha..

Humpty ko baba ne kuch fruits aur ek glass jadi butti ki juice dya.
Humpty ne bhar pet khaya

Phir wo baba ke pas beth gayi
Baba-ab kese ho
Humpty-bht accha hu..waise mujhe hua kya tha aur yaha kese aaya....
Baba-mujhe tum nadi kinare mile
Jab tumko dkha to tumhari pura sarir nadi ke nukile patthar ne chil dya tha
Aur tum khoon se latpat the
Mein tumhe yaha lake ilaj kya
15 din ho gaye par tumhe hosh nhi aaye
Aur aaj Tum mar jate agr mene tumhe wo formula nhi dya hota..
Humpty(shok)-kesa formula baba..aur aap kon hai..

Baba-me hu nelson kumar
Humpty ko ek aur jatka laga ye nam sunke kyuki nelson kumar duniya ke top scintist me 1 tha
Par uska to death hua tha accident me..

Humpty-par baba apka to death hua tha accident me..

Baba-wo ek natak tha duniya ke liye...
Mene tumhare andar jo formula dya hai wo koi aam formula nhi he.....
Wo ek aise formula Hai.. Jisse tumhe 100 insano jaisi takat ..100 insano ki gyani... Aur akarsan shskti milega... Jisse tum kisiko bhi mohit kr skte ho...
Par agr tum apni sakti ko kabu krna chahte ho to tumhe roj yog krna padega warna ye formula tumhare liye zeher ban jayega aur isse kabu kr liya to tumhe ye formula amrit jaisa lgega...
Iss formula ke karan hi mujhe marne ka natak krna pada....

Humpty sirf sun rha tha chup chap....

Phir baba-is formula ko mene desh ke jawano ke liye banaya tha...jaisi hi ye ban gaya tabhi mujhe underworld don king ka phone aaya...

Flash back

King phone par-nelson Sahab suna he apne kuch aisa invent kiya hai jisse ek aam insan super human ban jata hai....
Baba-kon hai aap
King-ji hum hai kansh
Par log hame pyar se KING bulate Hai...
The underworld don king....
Hahahhahahahaha
Ek shaitani hasi..
Baba-apko mujhse Kya chahiye
King-wo formula
Baba-par ye me india ke souldier ke liye banaya haii
Me ye apko nhi de skta...
King gusse se-kya kya kaha tune
Agr apni salamati chahte ho to wo de do mujhe....
Baba-nhi me ye tumhe nhi de skta
King-ab tumhe markar hi wo lunga...

Baba-phir me sochne laga is formula ko kese bachaya jaye...
Phir mujhe ek idea aaya..
Mere pas ek experiment ki dead body tha..
Mene use apna kapda phnaya aur uski dna ko bigad dya taki wo kisiko pata na chle ki wo koi aur hai..
Phir me car ki Accident krwa dya jisse duniya ke samne me mara hua newz fail gaya..
Aur me yaha is pahadi ke andar rehne lga....

Yehi tha mera marne ka raj....

Humpty(kuch sochte hue)-baba agr use mere bare me pata chla to.....

Baba-nhi pata chlega.. Kyuki tum abhi jaisi ho waise hi rahega.. Par Tumhare andar 100 admiyo ki khubi rhega.. .
Sirf 2mhare aakhe nili hoga ...

Humpty-hmmm.....
To baba ab me ghr ja skta hu(bina man kr bola.. Kyuki ab uska Dadi nhi rhi to wo bhi ghr jana nhi chahta tha...baba ne uski man ki bat prhli thi...)
Baba-nhi tum aur 15 din ruko aur apni sakti ko kabu krna sikho yog ke madad se....

 

[ABHISHEK TRIPATHI]

Mega update

update 7


Jab baba humpty ke Body me lage choto ko dkhta hai to wo uske liye jadi butti tayyar krne lgta hai

Adhe ghnte bad jari butti ka lap tayyar krke humpty ke
Choto pe laga deta HAII.

Aise hi 3 din nikl jata hai
Humpty ke chot bhi thik ho rha tha....

Par humpty ko hosh nhi aarha tha....

Aise hi 1 week nikl jata hai.....

Aao thoda haveli ki trf dkhta haiii
Haveli me kya hal hai

Haveli andar jaisi kisiki mat ho gaya hai..
Sab humpty ke na milne pe tension ho rha tha...

Mama kisiko phn lgata hai...

Mama-hlwww
..........-hlw ranjit ji
Ranjit-kuch pata chla mere bete ke bare me
........-hum puri koshish kr rhe he par kuch pata nhi chl rha.....

Actually ranjit state comisnor se bat kr rha tha......

Aise hi 15 din bit gaye
Humpty ka kuch pata nhii

Abb jara hero ki trf aate hai

Baba man me-15 din ho gaya...lekin kuch bhi halchal nhi he....
Kahi koi anarth na ho jaye
Abhi to usne thik se duniya dkha bhi nhi....

Baba soch rha tha ki tabhi
Humpty ki sase jldi jldi chlne lgta
Narv slow ho ja rha tha...

Baba check krte hai aur smjh jata HAII ki humpty ab nhi bachega tabhi
Use kuch yad aata he aur wo daudke gufa ke ek kone ki mitti ko hatane lgta haii

Kuch der bad wo mitti hatake ek box nikl lata hai...
Aur humpty ke pas ata he aur uski narv check krta hai .


Baba bhi smj chuke the ki ye bas kuch pal ki mahman Hai..

Aur wo kuch sochta hai aur box kholke ek injection aur ek chota sa bottle niklta hai

Phir humpty ke andar inject kr deta hai...

Jaise hi usne wo injection lagaya uski kuch pal bad
Humpty ki saase bndh ho jata hai
Nash ke andr khoon ruk jata hai..

Jab baba humpty ko dkhta hai to to iski aankhe bhar aata he aur bolne lgta hai-mujhe maf krna beta
Mene koshish ki 2mhe bachane ki par tujhe bacha nhi paye....

Aise 15 mint rukne ke bad humpty ki trg jab dkhta tabhi humpty jor jor se sas lene lgta hai....

Jaise hi humpty ne sas liya tabhi baba ne ek aur injection uski body me dal dya....

Dhere dhere humpty ki body ka ghao puri trh se thik ho gaya.....

1 hour bad humpty ne ankhe khola
Aur jab usne charo trf dkha to usne khud ko ek gufa me paya.....

Ab humpty ko sab kuch yad aane lgta hai
Kese usko chakkar aaya aur kese wo pani me beh gaya..

Jab usne charo trf nazar ghumaya usne thodi dur baba ko dkha...

Usne awaz lagaya

Humpty-suniye hello
Aap kon hai
Mujhe yaha kon LAYA..

Baba humpty ke pas aaya

Baba-phle tum kuch khalo phir bat krte hai

Himpty ko bhi bhukh lga tha kyuki behosi ke 15 din baba ne sirf usko sup pilaya tha..

Humpty ko baba ne kuch fruits aur ek glass jadi butti ki juice dya.
Humpty ne bhar pet khaya

Phir wo baba ke pas beth gayi
Baba-ab kese ho
Humpty-bht accha hu..waise mujhe hua kya tha aur yaha kese aaya....
Baba-mujhe tum nadi kinare mile
Jab tumko dkha to tumhari pura sarir nadi ke nukile patthar ne chil dya tha
Aur tum khoon se latpat the
Mein tumhe yaha lake ilaj kya
15 din ho gaye par tumhe hosh nhi aaye
Aur aaj Tum mar jate agr mene tumhe wo formula nhi dya hota..
Humpty(shok)-kesa formula baba..aur aap kon hai..

Baba-me hu nelson kumar
Humpty ko ek aur jatka laga ye nam sunke kyuki nelson kumar duniya ke top scintist me 1 tha
Par uska to death hua tha accident me..

Humpty-par baba apka to death hua tha accident me..

Baba-wo ek natak tha duniya ke liye...
Mene tumhare andar jo formula dya hai wo koi aam formula nhi he.....
Wo ek aise formula Hai.. Jisse tumhe 100 insano jaisi takat ..100 insano ki gyani... Aur akarsan shskti milega... Jisse tum kisiko bhi mohit kr skte ho...
Par agr tum apni sakti ko kabu krna chahte ho to tumhe roj yog krna padega warna ye formula tumhare liye zeher ban jayega aur isse kabu kr liya to tumhe ye formula amrit jaisa lgega...
Iss formula ke karan hi mujhe marne ka natak krna pada....

Humpty sirf sun rha tha chup chap....

Phir baba-is formula ko mene desh ke jawano ke liye banaya tha...jaisi hi ye ban gaya tabhi mujhe underworld don king ka phone aaya...

Flash back

King phone par-nelson Sahab suna he apne kuch aisa invent kiya hai jisse ek aam insan super human ban jata hai....
Baba-kon hai aap
King-ji hum hai kansh
Par log hame pyar se KING bulate Hai...
The underworld don king....
Hahahhahahahaha
Ek shaitani hasi..
Baba-apko mujhse Kya chahiye
King-wo formula
Baba-par ye me india ke souldier ke liye banaya haii
Me ye apko nhi de skta...
King gusse se-kya kya kaha tune
Agr apni salamati chahte ho to wo de do mujhe....
Baba-nhi me ye tumhe nhi de skta
King-ab tumhe markar hi wo lunga...

Baba-phir me sochne laga is formula ko kese bachaya jaye...
Phir mujhe ek idea aaya..
Mere pas ek experiment ki dead body tha..
Mene use apna kapda phnaya aur uski dna ko bigad dya taki wo kisiko pata na chle ki wo koi aur hai..
Phir me car ki Accident krwa dya jisse duniya ke samne me mara hua newz fail gaya..
Aur me yaha is pahadi ke andar rehne lga....

Yehi tha mera marne ka raj....

Humpty(kuch sochte hue)-baba agr use mere bare me pata chla to.....

Baba-nhi pata chlega.. Kyuki tum abhi jaisi ho waise hi rahega.. Par Tumhare andar 100 admiyo ki khubi rhega.. .
Sirf 2mhare aakhe nili hoga ...

Humpty-hmmm.....
To baba ab me ghr ja skta hu(bina man kr bola.. Kyuki ab uska Dadi nhi rhi to wo bhi ghr jana nhi chahta tha...baba ne uski man ki bat prhli thi...)
Baba-nhi tum aur 15 din ruko aur apni sakti ko kabu krna sikho yog ke madad se....

Awesome update

 

[Luffy]

Mega update

update 7


Jab baba humpty ke Body me lage choto ko dkhta hai to wo uske liye jadi butti tayyar krne lgta hai

Adhe ghnte bad jari butti ka lap tayyar krke humpty ke
Choto pe laga deta HAII.

Aise hi 3 din nikl jata hai
Humpty ke chot bhi thik ho rha tha....

Par humpty ko hosh nhi aarha tha....

Aise hi 1 week nikl jata hai.....

Aao thoda haveli ki trf dkhta haiii
Haveli me kya hal hai

Haveli andar jaisi kisiki mat ho gaya hai..
Sab humpty ke na milne pe tension ho rha tha...

Mama kisiko phn lgata hai...

Mama-hlwww
..........-hlw ranjit ji
Ranjit-kuch pata chla mere bete ke bare me
........-hum puri koshish kr rhe he par kuch pata nhi chl rha.....

Actually ranjit state comisnor se bat kr rha tha......

Aise hi 15 din bit gaye
Humpty ka kuch pata nhii

Abb jara hero ki trf aate hai

Baba man me-15 din ho gaya...lekin kuch bhi halchal nhi he....
Kahi koi anarth na ho jaye
Abhi to usne thik se duniya dkha bhi nhi....

Baba soch rha tha ki tabhi
Humpty ki sase jldi jldi chlne lgta
Narv slow ho ja rha tha...

Baba check krte hai aur smjh jata HAII ki humpty ab nhi bachega tabhi
Use kuch yad aata he aur wo daudke gufa ke ek kone ki mitti ko hatane lgta haii

Kuch der bad wo mitti hatake ek box nikl lata hai...
Aur humpty ke pas ata he aur uski narv check krta hai .


Baba bhi smj chuke the ki ye bas kuch pal ki mahman Hai..

Aur wo kuch sochta hai aur box kholke ek injection aur ek chota sa bottle niklta hai

Phir humpty ke andar inject kr deta hai...

Jaise hi usne wo injection lagaya uski kuch pal bad
Humpty ki saase bndh ho jata hai
Nash ke andr khoon ruk jata hai..

Jab baba humpty ko dkhta hai to to iski aankhe bhar aata he aur bolne lgta hai-mujhe maf krna beta
Mene koshish ki 2mhe bachane ki par tujhe bacha nhi paye....

Aise 15 mint rukne ke bad humpty ki trg jab dkhta tabhi humpty jor jor se sas lene lgta hai....

Jaise hi humpty ne sas liya tabhi baba ne ek aur injection uski body me dal dya....

Dhere dhere humpty ki body ka ghao puri trh se thik ho gaya.....

1 hour bad humpty ne ankhe khola
Aur jab usne charo trf dkha to usne khud ko ek gufa me paya.....

Ab humpty ko sab kuch yad aane lgta hai
Kese usko chakkar aaya aur kese wo pani me beh gaya..

Jab usne charo trf nazar ghumaya usne thodi dur baba ko dkha...

Usne awaz lagaya

Humpty-suniye hello
Aap kon hai
Mujhe yaha kon LAYA..

Baba humpty ke pas aaya

Baba-phle tum kuch khalo phir bat krte hai

Himpty ko bhi bhukh lga tha kyuki behosi ke 15 din baba ne sirf usko sup pilaya tha..

Humpty ko baba ne kuch fruits aur ek glass jadi butti ki juice dya.
Humpty ne bhar pet khaya

Phir wo baba ke pas beth gayi
Baba-ab kese ho
Humpty-bht accha hu..waise mujhe hua kya tha aur yaha kese aaya....
Baba-mujhe tum nadi kinare mile
Jab tumko dkha to tumhari pura sarir nadi ke nukile patthar ne chil dya tha
Aur tum khoon se latpat the
Mein tumhe yaha lake ilaj kya
15 din ho gaye par tumhe hosh nhi aaye
Aur aaj Tum mar jate agr mene tumhe wo formula nhi dya hota..
Humpty(shok)-kesa formula baba..aur aap kon hai..

Baba-me hu nelson kumar
Humpty ko ek aur jatka laga ye nam sunke kyuki nelson kumar duniya ke top scintist me 1 tha
Par uska to death hua tha accident me..

Humpty-par baba apka to death hua tha accident me..

Baba-wo ek natak tha duniya ke liye...
Mene tumhare andar jo formula dya hai wo koi aam formula nhi he.....
Wo ek aise formula Hai.. Jisse tumhe 100 insano jaisi takat ..100 insano ki gyani... Aur akarsan shskti milega... Jisse tum kisiko bhi mohit kr skte ho...
Par agr tum apni sakti ko kabu krna chahte ho to tumhe roj yog krna padega warna ye formula tumhare liye zeher ban jayega aur isse kabu kr liya to tumhe ye formula amrit jaisa lgega...
Iss formula ke karan hi mujhe marne ka natak krna pada....

Humpty sirf sun rha tha chup chap....

Phir baba-is formula ko mene desh ke jawano ke liye banaya tha...jaisi hi ye ban gaya tabhi mujhe underworld don king ka phone aaya...

Flash back

King phone par-nelson Sahab suna he apne kuch aisa invent kiya hai jisse ek aam insan super human ban jata hai....
Baba-kon hai aap
King-ji hum hai kansh
Par log hame pyar se KING bulate Hai...
The underworld don king....
Hahahhahahahaha
Ek shaitani hasi..
Baba-apko mujhse Kya chahiye
King-wo formula
Baba-par ye me india ke souldier ke liye banaya haii
Me ye apko nhi de skta...
King gusse se-kya kya kaha tune
Agr apni salamati chahte ho to wo de do mujhe....
Baba-nhi me ye tumhe nhi de skta
King-ab tumhe markar hi wo lunga...

Baba-phir me sochne laga is formula ko kese bachaya jaye...
Phir mujhe ek idea aaya..
Mere pas ek experiment ki dead body tha..
Mene use apna kapda phnaya aur uski dna ko bigad dya taki wo kisiko pata na chle ki wo koi aur hai..
Phir me car ki Accident krwa dya jisse duniya ke samne me mara hua newz fail gaya..
Aur me yaha is pahadi ke andar rehne lga....

Yehi tha mera marne ka raj....

Humpty(kuch sochte hue)-baba agr use mere bare me pata chla to.....

Baba-nhi pata chlega.. Kyuki tum abhi jaisi ho waise hi rahega.. Par Tumhare andar 100 admiyo ki khubi rhega.. .
Sirf 2mhare aakhe nili hoga ...

Humpty-hmmm.....
To baba ab me ghr ja skta hu(bina man kr bola.. Kyuki ab uska Dadi nhi rhi to wo bhi ghr jana nhi chahta tha...baba ne uski man ki bat prhli thi...)
Baba-nhi tum aur 15 din ruko aur apni sakti ko kabu krna sikho yog ke madad se....

Awesome update

 

[Jaguaar]

Mega update

update 7


Jab baba humpty ke Body me lage choto ko dkhta hai to wo uske liye jadi butti tayyar krne lgta hai

Adhe ghnte bad jari butti ka lap tayyar krke humpty ke
Choto pe laga deta HAII.

Aise hi 3 din nikl jata hai
Humpty ke chot bhi thik ho rha tha....

Par humpty ko hosh nhi aarha tha....

Aise hi 1 week nikl jata hai.....

Aao thoda haveli ki trf dkhta haiii
Haveli me kya hal hai

Haveli andar jaisi kisiki mat ho gaya hai..
Sab humpty ke na milne pe tension ho rha tha...

Mama kisiko phn lgata hai...

Mama-hlwww
..........-hlw ranjit ji
Ranjit-kuch pata chla mere bete ke bare me
........-hum puri koshish kr rhe he par kuch pata nhi chl rha.....

Actually ranjit state comisnor se bat kr rha tha......

Aise hi 15 din bit gaye
Humpty ka kuch pata nhii

Abb jara hero ki trf aate hai

Baba man me-15 din ho gaya...lekin kuch bhi halchal nhi he....
Kahi koi anarth na ho jaye
Abhi to usne thik se duniya dkha bhi nhi....

Baba soch rha tha ki tabhi
Humpty ki sase jldi jldi chlne lgta
Narv slow ho ja rha tha...

Baba check krte hai aur smjh jata HAII ki humpty ab nhi bachega tabhi
Use kuch yad aata he aur wo daudke gufa ke ek kone ki mitti ko hatane lgta haii

Kuch der bad wo mitti hatake ek box nikl lata hai...
Aur humpty ke pas ata he aur uski narv check krta hai .


Baba bhi smj chuke the ki ye bas kuch pal ki mahman Hai..

Aur wo kuch sochta hai aur box kholke ek injection aur ek chota sa bottle niklta hai

Phir humpty ke andar inject kr deta hai...

Jaise hi usne wo injection lagaya uski kuch pal bad
Humpty ki saase bndh ho jata hai
Nash ke andr khoon ruk jata hai..

Jab baba humpty ko dkhta hai to to iski aankhe bhar aata he aur bolne lgta hai-mujhe maf krna beta
Mene koshish ki 2mhe bachane ki par tujhe bacha nhi paye....

Aise 15 mint rukne ke bad humpty ki trg jab dkhta tabhi humpty jor jor se sas lene lgta hai....

Jaise hi humpty ne sas liya tabhi baba ne ek aur injection uski body me dal dya....

Dhere dhere humpty ki body ka ghao puri trh se thik ho gaya.....

1 hour bad humpty ne ankhe khola
Aur jab usne charo trf dkha to usne khud ko ek gufa me paya.....

Ab humpty ko sab kuch yad aane lgta hai
Kese usko chakkar aaya aur kese wo pani me beh gaya..

Jab usne charo trf nazar ghumaya usne thodi dur baba ko dkha...

Usne awaz lagaya

Humpty-suniye hello
Aap kon hai
Mujhe yaha kon LAYA..

Baba humpty ke pas aaya

Baba-phle tum kuch khalo phir bat krte hai

Himpty ko bhi bhukh lga tha kyuki behosi ke 15 din baba ne sirf usko sup pilaya tha..

Humpty ko baba ne kuch fruits aur ek glass jadi butti ki juice dya.
Humpty ne bhar pet khaya

Phir wo baba ke pas beth gayi
Baba-ab kese ho
Humpty-bht accha hu..waise mujhe hua kya tha aur yaha kese aaya....
Baba-mujhe tum nadi kinare mile
Jab tumko dkha to tumhari pura sarir nadi ke nukile patthar ne chil dya tha
Aur tum khoon se latpat the
Mein tumhe yaha lake ilaj kya
15 din ho gaye par tumhe hosh nhi aaye
Aur aaj Tum mar jate agr mene tumhe wo formula nhi dya hota..
Humpty(shok)-kesa formula baba..aur aap kon hai..

Baba-me hu nelson kumar
Humpty ko ek aur jatka laga ye nam sunke kyuki nelson kumar duniya ke top scintist me 1 tha
Par uska to death hua tha accident me..

Humpty-par baba apka to death hua tha accident me..

Baba-wo ek natak tha duniya ke liye...
Mene tumhare andar jo formula dya hai wo koi aam formula nhi he.....
Wo ek aise formula Hai.. Jisse tumhe 100 insano jaisi takat ..100 insano ki gyani... Aur akarsan shskti milega... Jisse tum kisiko bhi mohit kr skte ho...
Par agr tum apni sakti ko kabu krna chahte ho to tumhe roj yog krna padega warna ye formula tumhare liye zeher ban jayega aur isse kabu kr liya to tumhe ye formula amrit jaisa lgega...
Iss formula ke karan hi mujhe marne ka natak krna pada....

Humpty sirf sun rha tha chup chap....

Phir baba-is formula ko mene desh ke jawano ke liye banaya tha...jaisi hi ye ban gaya tabhi mujhe underworld don king ka phone aaya...

Flash back

King phone par-nelson Sahab suna he apne kuch aisa invent kiya hai jisse ek aam insan super human ban jata hai....
Baba-kon hai aap
King-ji hum hai kansh
Par log hame pyar se KING bulate Hai...
The underworld don king....
Hahahhahahahaha
Ek shaitani hasi..
Baba-apko mujhse Kya chahiye
King-wo formula
Baba-par ye me india ke souldier ke liye banaya haii
Me ye apko nhi de skta...
King gusse se-kya kya kaha tune
Agr apni salamati chahte ho to wo de do mujhe....
Baba-nhi me ye tumhe nhi de skta
King-ab tumhe markar hi wo lunga...

Baba-phir me sochne laga is formula ko kese bachaya jaye...
Phir mujhe ek idea aaya..
Mere pas ek experiment ki dead body tha..
Mene use apna kapda phnaya aur uski dna ko bigad dya taki wo kisiko pata na chle ki wo koi aur hai..
Phir me car ki Accident krwa dya jisse duniya ke samne me mara hua newz fail gaya..
Aur me yaha is pahadi ke andar rehne lga....

Yehi tha mera marne ka raj....

Humpty(kuch sochte hue)-baba agr use mere bare me pata chla to.....

Baba-nhi pata chlega.. Kyuki tum abhi jaisi ho waise hi rahega.. Par Tumhare andar 100 admiyo ki khubi rhega.. .
Sirf 2mhare aakhe nili hoga ...

Humpty-hmmm.....
To baba ab me ghr ja skta hu(bina man kr bola.. Kyuki ab uska Dadi nhi rhi to wo bhi ghr jana nhi chahta tha...baba ne uski man ki bat prhli thi...)
Baba-nhi tum aur 15 din ruko aur apni sakti ko kabu krna sikho yog ke madad se....

Superb Update

 

[Naik]

Mega update

update 7


Jab baba humpty ke Body me lage choto ko dkhta hai to wo uske liye jadi butti tayyar krne lgta hai

Adhe ghnte bad jari butti ka lap tayyar krke humpty ke
Choto pe laga deta HAII.

Aise hi 3 din nikl jata hai
Humpty ke chot bhi thik ho rha tha....

Par humpty ko hosh nhi aarha tha....

Aise hi 1 week nikl jata hai.....

Aao thoda haveli ki trf dkhta haiii
Haveli me kya hal hai

Haveli andar jaisi kisiki mat ho gaya hai..
Sab humpty ke na milne pe tension ho rha tha...

Mama kisiko phn lgata hai...

Mama-hlwww
..........-hlw ranjit ji
Ranjit-kuch pata chla mere bete ke bare me
........-hum puri koshish kr rhe he par kuch pata nhi chl rha.....

Actually ranjit state comisnor se bat kr rha tha......

Aise hi 15 din bit gaye
Humpty ka kuch pata nhii

Abb jara hero ki trf aate hai

Baba man me-15 din ho gaya...lekin kuch bhi halchal nhi he....
Kahi koi anarth na ho jaye
Abhi to usne thik se duniya dkha bhi nhi....

Baba soch rha tha ki tabhi
Humpty ki sase jldi jldi chlne lgta
Narv slow ho ja rha tha...

Baba check krte hai aur smjh jata HAII ki humpty ab nhi bachega tabhi
Use kuch yad aata he aur wo daudke gufa ke ek kone ki mitti ko hatane lgta haii

Kuch der bad wo mitti hatake ek box nikl lata hai...
Aur humpty ke pas ata he aur uski narv check krta hai .


Baba bhi smj chuke the ki ye bas kuch pal ki mahman Hai..

Aur wo kuch sochta hai aur box kholke ek injection aur ek chota sa bottle niklta hai

Phir humpty ke andar inject kr deta hai...

Jaise hi usne wo injection lagaya uski kuch pal bad
Humpty ki saase bndh ho jata hai
Nash ke andr khoon ruk jata hai..

Jab baba humpty ko dkhta hai to to iski aankhe bhar aata he aur bolne lgta hai-mujhe maf krna beta
Mene koshish ki 2mhe bachane ki par tujhe bacha nhi paye....

Aise 15 mint rukne ke bad humpty ki trg jab dkhta tabhi humpty jor jor se sas lene lgta hai....

Jaise hi humpty ne sas liya tabhi baba ne ek aur injection uski body me dal dya....

Dhere dhere humpty ki body ka ghao puri trh se thik ho gaya.....

1 hour bad humpty ne ankhe khola
Aur jab usne charo trf dkha to usne khud ko ek gufa me paya.....

Ab humpty ko sab kuch yad aane lgta hai
Kese usko chakkar aaya aur kese wo pani me beh gaya..

Jab usne charo trf nazar ghumaya usne thodi dur baba ko dkha...

Usne awaz lagaya

Humpty-suniye hello
Aap kon hai
Mujhe yaha kon LAYA..

Baba humpty ke pas aaya

Baba-phle tum kuch khalo phir bat krte hai

Himpty ko bhi bhukh lga tha kyuki behosi ke 15 din baba ne sirf usko sup pilaya tha..

Humpty ko baba ne kuch fruits aur ek glass jadi butti ki juice dya.
Humpty ne bhar pet khaya

Phir wo baba ke pas beth gayi
Baba-ab kese ho
Humpty-bht accha hu..waise mujhe hua kya tha aur yaha kese aaya....
Baba-mujhe tum nadi kinare mile
Jab tumko dkha to tumhari pura sarir nadi ke nukile patthar ne chil dya tha
Aur tum khoon se latpat the
Mein tumhe yaha lake ilaj kya
15 din ho gaye par tumhe hosh nhi aaye
Aur aaj Tum mar jate agr mene tumhe wo formula nhi dya hota..
Humpty(shok)-kesa formula baba..aur aap kon hai..

Baba-me hu nelson kumar
Humpty ko ek aur jatka laga ye nam sunke kyuki nelson kumar duniya ke top scintist me 1 tha
Par uska to death hua tha accident me..

Humpty-par baba apka to death hua tha accident me..

Baba-wo ek natak tha duniya ke liye...
Mene tumhare andar jo formula dya hai wo koi aam formula nhi he.....
Wo ek aise formula Hai.. Jisse tumhe 100 insano jaisi takat ..100 insano ki gyani... Aur akarsan shskti milega... Jisse tum kisiko bhi mohit kr skte ho...
Par agr tum apni sakti ko kabu krna chahte ho to tumhe roj yog krna padega warna ye formula tumhare liye zeher ban jayega aur isse kabu kr liya to tumhe ye formula amrit jaisa lgega...
Iss formula ke karan hi mujhe marne ka natak krna pada....

Humpty sirf sun rha tha chup chap....

Phir baba-is formula ko mene desh ke jawano ke liye banaya tha...jaisi hi ye ban gaya tabhi mujhe underworld don king ka phone aaya...

Flash back

King phone par-nelson Sahab suna he apne kuch aisa invent kiya hai jisse ek aam insan super human ban jata hai....
Baba-kon hai aap
King-ji hum hai kansh
Par log hame pyar se KING bulate Hai...
The underworld don king....
Hahahhahahahaha
Ek shaitani hasi..
Baba-apko mujhse Kya chahiye
King-wo formula
Baba-par ye me india ke souldier ke liye banaya haii
Me ye apko nhi de skta...
King gusse se-kya kya kaha tune
Agr apni salamati chahte ho to wo de do mujhe....
Baba-nhi me ye tumhe nhi de skta
King-ab tumhe markar hi wo lunga...

Baba-phir me sochne laga is formula ko kese bachaya jaye...
Phir mujhe ek idea aaya..
Mere pas ek experiment ki dead body tha..
Mene use apna kapda phnaya aur uski dna ko bigad dya taki wo kisiko pata na chle ki wo koi aur hai..
Phir me car ki Accident krwa dya jisse duniya ke samne me mara hua newz fail gaya..
Aur me yaha is pahadi ke andar rehne lga....

Yehi tha mera marne ka raj....

Humpty(kuch sochte hue)-baba agr use mere bare me pata chla to.....

Baba-nhi pata chlega.. Kyuki tum abhi jaisi ho waise hi rahega.. Par Tumhare andar 100 admiyo ki khubi rhega.. .
Sirf 2mhare aakhe nili hoga ...

Humpty-hmmm.....
To baba ab me ghr ja skta hu(bina man kr bola.. Kyuki ab uska Dadi nhi rhi to wo bhi ghr jana nhi chahta tha...baba ne uski man ki bat prhli thi...)
Baba-nhi tum aur 15 din ruko aur apni sakti ko kabu krna sikho yog ke madad se....

Tow humpty ko bhi uss formula ki wajah power mil
Dekhte h aage kia kia hota h
Bahot behtareen shaandaar update bhai

 

[Rajroyal]

Nice update

 

[SameerK]

Mega update

update 7


Jab baba humpty ke Body me lage choto ko dkhta hai to wo uske liye jadi butti tayyar krne lgta hai

Adhe ghnte bad jari butti ka lap tayyar krke humpty ke
Choto pe laga deta HAII.

Aise hi 3 din nikl jata hai
Humpty ke chot bhi thik ho rha tha....

Par humpty ko hosh nhi aarha tha....

Aise hi 1 week nikl jata hai.....

Aao thoda haveli ki trf dkhta haiii
Haveli me kya hal hai

Haveli andar jaisi kisiki mat ho gaya hai..
Sab humpty ke na milne pe tension ho rha tha...

Mama kisiko phn lgata hai...

Mama-hlwww
..........-hlw ranjit ji
Ranjit-kuch pata chla mere bete ke bare me
........-hum puri koshish kr rhe he par kuch pata nhi chl rha.....

Actually ranjit state comisnor se bat kr rha tha......

Aise hi 15 din bit gaye
Humpty ka kuch pata nhii

Abb jara hero ki trf aate hai

Baba man me-15 din ho gaya...lekin kuch bhi halchal nhi he....
Kahi koi anarth na ho jaye
Abhi to usne thik se duniya dkha bhi nhi....

Baba soch rha tha ki tabhi
Humpty ki sase jldi jldi chlne lgta
Narv slow ho ja rha tha...

Baba check krte hai aur smjh jata HAII ki humpty ab nhi bachega tabhi
Use kuch yad aata he aur wo daudke gufa ke ek kone ki mitti ko hatane lgta haii

Kuch der bad wo mitti hatake ek box nikl lata hai...
Aur humpty ke pas ata he aur uski narv check krta hai .


Baba bhi smj chuke the ki ye bas kuch pal ki mahman Hai..

Aur wo kuch sochta hai aur box kholke ek injection aur ek chota sa bottle niklta hai

Phir humpty ke andar inject kr deta hai...

Jaise hi usne wo injection lagaya uski kuch pal bad
Humpty ki saase bndh ho jata hai
Nash ke andr khoon ruk jata hai..

Jab baba humpty ko dkhta hai to to iski aankhe bhar aata he aur bolne lgta hai-mujhe maf krna beta
Mene koshish ki 2mhe bachane ki par tujhe bacha nhi paye....

Aise 15 mint rukne ke bad humpty ki trg jab dkhta tabhi humpty jor jor se sas lene lgta hai....

Jaise hi humpty ne sas liya tabhi baba ne ek aur injection uski body me dal dya....

Dhere dhere humpty ki body ka ghao puri trh se thik ho gaya.....

1 hour bad humpty ne ankhe khola
Aur jab usne charo trf dkha to usne khud ko ek gufa me paya.....

Ab humpty ko sab kuch yad aane lgta hai
Kese usko chakkar aaya aur kese wo pani me beh gaya..

Jab usne charo trf nazar ghumaya usne thodi dur baba ko dkha...

Usne awaz lagaya

Humpty-suniye hello
Aap kon hai
Mujhe yaha kon LAYA..

Baba humpty ke pas aaya

Baba-phle tum kuch khalo phir bat krte hai

Himpty ko bhi bhukh lga tha kyuki behosi ke 15 din baba ne sirf usko sup pilaya tha..

Humpty ko baba ne kuch fruits aur ek glass jadi butti ki juice dya.
Humpty ne bhar pet khaya

Phir wo baba ke pas beth gayi
Baba-ab kese ho
Humpty-bht accha hu..waise mujhe hua kya tha aur yaha kese aaya....
Baba-mujhe tum nadi kinare mile
Jab tumko dkha to tumhari pura sarir nadi ke nukile patthar ne chil dya tha
Aur tum khoon se latpat the
Mein tumhe yaha lake ilaj kya
15 din ho gaye par tumhe hosh nhi aaye
Aur aaj Tum mar jate agr mene tumhe wo formula nhi dya hota..
Humpty(shok)-kesa formula baba..aur aap kon hai..

Baba-me hu nelson kumar
Humpty ko ek aur jatka laga ye nam sunke kyuki nelson kumar duniya ke top scintist me 1 tha
Par uska to death hua tha accident me..

Humpty-par baba apka to death hua tha accident me..

Baba-wo ek natak tha duniya ke liye...
Mene tumhare andar jo formula dya hai wo koi aam formula nhi he.....
Wo ek aise formula Hai.. Jisse tumhe 100 insano jaisi takat ..100 insano ki gyani... Aur akarsan shskti milega... Jisse tum kisiko bhi mohit kr skte ho...
Par agr tum apni sakti ko kabu krna chahte ho to tumhe roj yog krna padega warna ye formula tumhare liye zeher ban jayega aur isse kabu kr liya to tumhe ye formula amrit jaisa lgega...
Iss formula ke karan hi mujhe marne ka natak krna pada....

Humpty sirf sun rha tha chup chap....

Phir baba-is formula ko mene desh ke jawano ke liye banaya tha...jaisi hi ye ban gaya tabhi mujhe underworld don king ka phone aaya...

Flash back

King phone par-nelson Sahab suna he apne kuch aisa invent kiya hai jisse ek aam insan super human ban jata hai....
Baba-kon hai aap
King-ji hum hai kansh
Par log hame pyar se KING bulate Hai...
The underworld don king....
Hahahhahahahaha
Ek shaitani hasi..
Baba-apko mujhse Kya chahiye
King-wo formula
Baba-par ye me india ke souldier ke liye banaya haii
Me ye apko nhi de skta...
King gusse se-kya kya kaha tune
Agr apni salamati chahte ho to wo de do mujhe....
Baba-nhi me ye tumhe nhi de skta
King-ab tumhe markar hi wo lunga...

Baba-phir me sochne laga is formula ko kese bachaya jaye...
Phir mujhe ek idea aaya..
Mere pas ek experiment ki dead body tha..
Mene use apna kapda phnaya aur uski dna ko bigad dya taki wo kisiko pata na chle ki wo koi aur hai..
Phir me car ki Accident krwa dya jisse duniya ke samne me mara hua newz fail gaya..
Aur me yaha is pahadi ke andar rehne lga....

Yehi tha mera marne ka raj....

Humpty(kuch sochte hue)-baba agr use mere bare me pata chla to.....

Baba-nhi pata chlega.. Kyuki tum abhi jaisi ho waise hi rahega.. Par Tumhare andar 100 admiyo ki khubi rhega.. .
Sirf 2mhare aakhe nili hoga ...

Humpty-hmmm.....
To baba ab me ghr ja skta hu(bina man kr bola.. Kyuki ab uska Dadi nhi rhi to wo bhi ghr jana nhi chahta tha...baba ne uski man ki bat prhli thi...)
Baba-nhi tum aur 15 din ruko aur apni sakti ko kabu krna sikho yog ke madad se....

Superb update bhai

 

[SameerK]

update 8

Baba ki bat sunne ke bad humpty ne bhi socha ki baba thik hi bol rhe hai.....

Udhar haveli me.....

Mama(phone par)-comisnor sahab Kuch pata chla ki nhi..
Com-ji hame ek lash mili Hai....... Jaha akhri bar humpty ko dkha tha usse 2km ki duri par....
Hame shak Hai... Ki Yehh

Mama-nhi me aarha hu udhar
Mere dkhne ke bad hi aap kuch bhi boliyega

Com-ok sir ....

Phir ranjit ghr se nikl gaya tha....

Jab ranjit udhr pahocha aur lash ko dkhne lga..
Jab lash ki gale me uski Najar pada to wo shock Ho gaya kyuki uski gale me ek gold chain tha
Joki humpty ko mama ne Kuch din phle hi gift dya tha.....


(Reader-humpty to jinda Hai phir ye chain uski gle me Kese aaya...
Actually kuch din phle Humpty ke gale se wo chain gir gaya tha raste me aur chain usko mila to usne phn li thi)

Mama to jaise toot sa gaya
Mama bht roya aur news Chanel me bhi ye newz phel gya ki humpty ki maut hui haiii...

Aise hi 15 din nikl gaya

Humpty bhi ab shakti ko Sambhl chuka tha ....

Humpty ke Baba ke pas gya aur
Humpty-baba ab Mujhe agya de
Baba-beta tum abhi ghr nhi ja skte...
Humpty-kyu baba
Baba-kyuki humpty duniya ke nazar me tum mar chuke ho...
Humpty-kya kese
Phir Baba ne sabkuch bataya

Humpty to ab me kya kru

Baba-ek kam kro
Tum mere ghr chle jao
Aaj se tum mere bete ho

Humpty-par apki ghr hai kha
Baba-tumhate seher ke bahar niklte hi jo white color ki bunglow he na wo Hai mera ghr.....

Humpty-wow......
Wo ghr apki hai
Bahhh

Baba-ha tum ek kam kro
Tum ghr jao aur gate keeper ko jake
"I am DJ"bolna
Humpty-thnq baba
Baba-baba nhi papa bol
Kal tumse milne ek wakil aayega
Me mere sare company 2mhare nam krunga
Aaj se tum mere bete ho.....

Humpty-thnx papa...
Baba-beta mene jo power di he tujhe usse kbhi kisi ka bura mat krna aur hamesha dusro ka madad krna...
Mene ye power isliye banaya tha taki me underworld ko khtm kr saku...
Par ye hua nhi....
Baba udhshi se bola

Humpty-papa ab apka ye kam apka beta Krega...
Baba-kya sach me
Humpty-ha

Phir kuch der bat krne ke bad humpty baba ke ghr nikl gaya...

Fabulous update bhai