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Subha hua roj ki tarah aaj bhi sabse pahle maa hi uthi. maa jab jagi to dekhi mai bilkul unse chipak ke so raha tha. maa ko aaj thoda achha lag raha tha kyunki bahut dino se dukh dard unke dil me tha wo kal ro ro ke nikal chuka tha. unko mere liye thoda bura bhi lag raha tha. maa bas ek baar mere sar chumi fir bistar se utar ke apne kaam me lag gayi. 8 bajte bajte khana banakar taiyar ho gayi office jane ke liye.
maa office jane se pahle mujhe jagayi.
mai angdayi leta hua utha.
maa boli-10 baje se class hai tumhara bhool nahi jana aur breakfast bana diya hai kha ke jana.
mai bola-thik hai maa.
fir maa scooty lekar nikal gayi.
mai bhi aaram se 9 baje utha. fresh hua nahaya khana khaya. jab samay dekha to 9:40 ho gaya tha.
mujhe laga aaj to late ho jayega college pahuchte pahuchte aur mi jaldi se ghar lock karke bahar nikla.
jaise hi bahar nila to mere chehre pe muskaan aa gaya kyunki jhumpa scooty le kar aa rahi thi.
jhumpa mere ghar ke saamne scooty lagakar boli-oye hero chale.
mai bola-chalte hai lekin scooty mai chalaunga.
jhumpa boli-jaisi tumhari marji.
mai scooty me aage baith gaya jhumpa piche baith gayi aur mujhse pura chipak gayi.
jhumpa boli-chale nahi to late ho jayega.
mai bola-haa haa chalte hai.
fir kya tha scooty uda diya humne, 20 minut me hum college me the.
jhumpa mujhe mera class bata di.
mai apne class me ghusa to dekha class me 10-12 log hi the. usme bhi 4-5 aadmi the 40-45 ke honge. 3-4 lady thi wo bhi 30-35 40 ke hi umra ke aas pass ki. mere umra ka sirf ek ladka mujhe dikha aur ek ladki. class bhi chota sa tha. double double karke class me muskil se 10 bench the.
mai dekha jo mere umra ki ladki hai uske bagal me mere hi umra ka ladka baitha hua hai. mai man me socha-sala pahle din hi mai late ho gaya. ye ladka to lagta hai aate hi aaj isko pata liya.
mai fir sidha sabse last bench me jakar baith gaya.
5 minut me ek mam aayi. mam bhi wahi 45-46 ki hogi.
mai man me socha sala yahan sab bade budhe log hi hai. aisa kya hai is subject me.
fir mam hum sbako dekhi aur boli-not bad. last year there were 6 students. this time 12 not bad.
fir mam mujhe dekhi. mai sabse last bench me tha.
mam boli-hey piche kyun baithe ho aage aao.
ab mai kya karta aage aana pada. aage ek lady baithi thi uske bagal me jagah khali tha to mai baith gaya.
wo mam boli-okey so we will not waste time lets start. uske baad wo human culture evolution pe jo gyan dena chalu ki. badi muskil se ek ghanta mai apna ankh khol ke rakh paya. sala itna chota class hai so bhi nahi sakta tha. jab class khatm hua tab mujhe laga sala aise to class nahi jhela jayega. ye subject to mujhse hone se raha.
abhi ek mam gayi nahi ki class me dusri mam aa gayi.
mai dheere se bola-sala ab ye pakayegi.
mai dheere se bola tha lekin mere bagal me jo lady baithi thi wo meri baat sun li aur mere taraf dekhi.
samne ye dusri mam thi ye bhi 30-35 ki hogi.
mam boli - okey so lets start our subject.
mai bola-le ab ye bhi tape recorder ki tarah suru ho jayegi
lekin aisa nahi hua.
mam boli-i am professor for communication. aur humne socha hai is subject ko hum theory ke badle practical me karenge.
mai tum sabko 15 minut deti hoon. apne bagal me baith collegue se baat karo. 15 minut baad hum fir sabse kuch sawal puchenge.
fir wo apne ghadi me dekhi aur boli-your time starts now.
ye hote hi mere bagal me jo lady thi mujhse boli-tum apne baare me kuch batao.
mai bola-mera naam anshu hai. mujhe padhayi likhayi me man nahi lagta.
wo lady boli-kuch aur batao.
mai bola-mai college me admission liya tha ye sochke ki dher sari khubsurat khubsurat jawan jawan ladki hogi. un sabko pataunga lekin humare class me to log hi bahut kam hai aur mere umra ka to sirf ek hi hai wo bhi lagta hai us ladke se pat gayi hai.
meri baat sunte hi wo lady ankhen badi karke mere taraf dekhne lagi.
wo lady boli-ye sab nahi batao kuch dusra chij batao.
mai fir bola-waise khubsurat to aap bhi ho lekin shaadi shuda lag rahi ho. aap par try marunga to aap mujhe marogi.
meri baat pe wo lady blush kar gayi.
wo lady dheere se boli-arey chup ho jao.
mai bola-aur kuch puchna hai aapko.
wo boli-nahi. aur 15 minut khatm ho gaya.
mam boli-okey so we will start from where aur wo fir ek ek karke har bench se ek ek ko khada ki aur puchi ki tumhe apne side me baithe colegue ke baare me kya pata chala. sab log bataye. mujhe is se ye idea lag gaya ki jo bhi old aadmi log hai wo kisi government job me hai. samay kharab hone ke karan us time padh nahi paye to ab padh rahe hai. kuch ko padhayi souk hai to kuch promotion ke liye padh rahe hai. wo jo humare umra ki ladki thi usne apne bagal wale ke bare me bataya ki uska naam rajesh hai. wo foreign me job karna chahta hai isliye ye subject padh raha hai. ab baari aayi mere bagal wale lady ki.
wo khadi hui aur boli-iska naam anshu hai. ise padhayi me man nahi lagta. ye college girlfriend dhundhne aata hai. mai shadi shuda hoon isliye i am out of his league.
uski baat sunke pura class hasne laga. sala mujhe andaja nahi tha ye lady khada hokar sabkuch bol degi.
mam boli-every class have some stars. we have now mr anshu.
sala pura class mere liye tali bajaya. mujhe bura lagne laga.
mam boli-mr anshu stand up.
mai khada ho gaya. mujhe pata tha ye mam meri ijjat ka band baja ke manegi.
mam boli-lagta hai tum kuch jada hi samajhdaar ho.
fir mam boli-ok so class be silent. mr anshu apna communication skill dikhayenge.
fir mam mujhe samne bula ke ek chair pe bitha di. mere samne wo baith gayi.
mam boli-anshu mujhse baat karo.
mai man me socha-lagta hai aaj meri ijjat ka kabada karke hi manegi ye mam.
mai bola-mam apna haath aage kijiye.
wo haath aage ki. mai unka haath payaar se pakda bilkul casual tarike se.
mai bola-haan to mam aapne baare me bataiye.
mam boli-mera naam riya hai. maine communication and language me doctorate ki hai. mujhe ghumna firna independent life bahut pasand hai.
fir mam boli-now you mr tum apne baare me batao. aur haan tarike se batao. agar tumhare mooh se koi bhi galat wordings nikla then you will be out of my class for whole smemester.
mai man me bola-sala mar gaye. maa ko pata chala ki pahle din hi mujhe suspend kar diya gaya hai tab to maa mujhe bahut maregi aur fir khud bhi royegi.
mai ekdum achhe bachhe ki tarah bolna suru kiya-mera naam anshu hai. mai 19 saal ka hoon. maine pschology me 12th kiya hai. maine schooling xxx school se ki hai. mera gaav yahan se 25-kilometer dor hai. mai yahan maa ke saath rahta hoon. meri maa mahila vibhag me kaam karti hai.
ye bolkar mai chup ho gaya.
mam boli-good ye hai sahi tarika. ummid hai aage se tum achhe se rahoge. ab jao apne seat pe.
mai apne seat pe baith gaya.
mam boli-okey so is communication ka second part kal karenge. kal bhi aaplog isi seating arrangemnet me baithna ok.
ab aaj thoda theory padhte hai. aur mam padhane lagi. aur class khatm ho gaya. sala class ka sablog mujhe aise dekh raha tha jaise mai hi class ka sabse gaya gujra insaan hoon. meri bagal me jo lady baithi thi wo has rahi thi.
riya mam class se nikal rahi thi to mai bhi unke piche piche nikla.
mai awaj diya-mam mam mujhe aapse baat karni thi.
mam boli-yahan nahi anshu jo baat karni hai mere chamber me.
mai bola-mam aap abhi free ho.
mam boli-haan lekin tum free nahi ho. tumhare abhi classes hai. class karo uske baad aana.
mai wapas class aa gaya. aaj jo third class hona tha uski mam absent thi. matlab class cancel.
mai class se nikla aur pahuch gaya riya mam ke pass.
mam boli-mai boli na pahle class karo.
mai bola-mam wo sabject ka class aaj cancel ho gaya hai.
mama boli-achha bolo kya baat karna hai.
mai bola-sorry mam class ke liye. lekin aapne hi to bola tha communication ke liye. agar casual talk nahi karenge to gap kaise kam hoga. isliye mai ye sab bola.
mam boli-to mr tum apne galtiyo ko justify kar rahe ho.
mai bola-nahi mam aisa nahi hai.
riya mam boli-dont be over smart mr anshu. ek to tumne galti ki hai aur yahan akar khud ki galtiyon ko justify kar rahe ho. ruko tumhe to ek weak ke liye suspend karti hoon tab hosh aayega tumhe.
mai man me socha-mar gaya anshu. ek chota sa majak bahut bhari pad gaya.
mai turant mam ko bola-mam mam sorryyy sorryyy please mujhe suspend mat kijiye.
mam boli-okey matlab tum mante ho ki tumne galti ki hai.
mai samajh gaya mai haa bola-to bhi suspend, na bola to justify karna padega.
mai apna dimag ka ghoda doudayaya ur bola-maine galti nahi ki hai i can justify.
mam boli-achha karo justify.
mai apna chair lekar mam ke samne gaya. mai mam ko bola-mam apna ek haath dijiye. ab mujhse baat kijiye. formality wala nahi. casual jaise aapko kaisi life chahiye. aapka husband kaise hai. ye society kaisi. aapo khane pine me kya achha lagta hai. ya fir kisi chij ki burayi. ye sab mila ke boliye.
mam boli-okey. dekhti hoon kya justify karte ho tum.
mam fir bone lagi- sabse pahli baat mera koi hsuband nahi hai meri shaadi nahi hui hai. mujhe independent life pasand hai. ye society achhi nahi hai. society me bahut changes hone chahiye. logon pe pressure bahut hota hai. tumhare jaise lakde mujhe bilkul pasand nahi hai class me jo discipline follow nahi karte.
mai bola-aur kuch.
mam boli-mai apne mom dad se bahut pyaar karti hoon.
mai ma ka haath chod diya aur bola-okey so you have one problem.
mam boli-kya.
mai mam ke samne rakha pad liya aur usme pen se kuch likha aur mam ko diya.
mai bola-mam ise padhiye.
mam padhne lagi. usme likha tha aapko shaadi nahi karni hai. independent rahna hai lekin aapke maa papa nahi maan rahe. aaj bhi aapki mom dad se thodi bahas hui hai.
mam ka chera dekhne layak tha.
mam boli-how do you know.
mai bola-mam formal baaton me kabhi emotion nahi hote. aapne khud ye sab baate batayi jo usme likhi hui hai.
mai fir mam ko impress karne ke liye bola-mai sirf problem nahi deta solution bhi deta hoon.
mam boli-kya hai solution.
mai bola-mam ek aisa boyfriend banaiye jiske saath aap live in me rah sake. aapke maa papa ko bas koi chahiye jise wo aapka sahara ke roop me dekh sake.
mam sochte hue boli-yess yess tum sahi ho.
fir mam boli-kahi mere mom dad mere live in wale boyfriend se meri shaadi kara di to.
mai bola-to aisa ladka dhundhiye jis se aapki shadi nahi ho sakti.
mam-matlab.
mai kuch socha aur bola-aisa ladka jiski age 18 se jada ho but 21 se kam. wo legally aapka boyfriend to ban sakta hai lekin shaadi nahi kar sakta.
mam khush hokar boli-you are great mr anshu. tumhara suspension cancel. jao lekin aaj ke baad class me badmashi nahi karna.
mai to ye sunkar khush ho gaya aur mai unke chamber se nikalne laga.
mam turant boli-anshu wait.
mai ruk gaya.
mam boli-what is your age.
mai man me bola-mar gaya. sala mar gaya mai. mar gaya.
mai jhuth bola-22.
mam boli-dont lie mr anshu.
mai bola-mam aap jo kar rahi ho wo galat hai. maine aapko solution diya aur aap mujhe fasa rahi ho.
mam boli-anshu i know you are below 21 kyuni tum class 12 ke baad direct college aaye ho. so lets make a deal. tum mera boyfriend ban jao. badle me tum class me badmshi karo mai nahi bolungi. class attend nahi karo fir bhi nahi bolungi. even mai exam me bhi help kar dungi.
mai bola-nahi nahi mam.
mam boli-dekho class me jo tumhari umra ki girl hai mai tumhara pair uske saath kar dungi har project me. tum uspe try kar paoge.
mam boli-anshu tum nidar ho. frank ho. tum mere boyfriend ban ne ka natak kar sakte ho. bas mujhe mom dad ko yakin dilana hai ki tum mere boyfriend ho.
mam fir boli-tum haa bologe to tumhe bahut kuch milega, na bologe to suspension.
mai turant bola-please mam suspension nahi. maa bahut meregi.
mam boli-ohh you are tough from outside but lovely mummas boy inside.
mai bola-please mam.
mam boli-you have 5 minuts anshu. decide.
mai fir socha ki dekho ye mam to man ne se rahi. haan bolne me jada dikkat nahi hai. bas inke maa baaap ka thoda sa pravachan jhelna padega jhel lenge. kya pata badle me mam bhi mil jaye aur wo class ki ladki bhi. naa bolunga to jhuth muth ka tension.
mai khada hua aur bola-ok lekin mujhe sab chije writeen me chahiye.
mam shock hoke boli-whatttttt.
mai bola-aapka kya bharosa aapne mujhe aaj blaicmail kiya baad me fir karogi.
mam meri baat pe hasne lagi.
mam boli-ok tum jo bologe wo hoga.
mam apne computer me fatfat kuch type ki uspe apna online signature bithayi aur wo mujhe mail kar di.
mam boli-dekho mai tumhe proof ke liye mail kar di hoon lekin ye mail tum kisi ko nahi dikhaoge.
mai-ok
mam-good boy.
mai unke chamber se nikal gaya idhar mam muskurane lagi.
mai college building se nikal kar bahar aaya to achanak se mere samne sudha aa gayi.
mai bola-aap yahan.
sudha madam boli-haan tumko lene aayi hoon. kal baat hua tha na tum ek baar meri sister se miloge.
mai man me bola- sala aaj college ka pahla din hai chain hai hi nahi.