UPDATE 69:
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Veer se baat karke main bahar aya aur ready hone chala gaya college ke liye….
SHAYANA ki SANJANA se khub dosti ho gai thi issi liye wo uske sath hi college ke liye nikal gai SANJANA ki girf car me….
Main bhi MAA aur jo bade the usne ashirvad leke nikal gaya…kal ke incedent ke bad aaj se sab ke liye security bada digai thi…
Sab mujhe se pehle hi nikal gaye the to main last ne pahuncha college…
To mujhe SHIVANI DI ka call aya..
MAIN : han di
SHIVANI DI : kahan hai bhai
MAIN : bas abhi pahuncha hun college q kya huwa
SHIVANI DI : kuch nhi bas tu canteen me aja sab idhar hi hai…
Main bhi canteen me chala gaya…jahan sab bethe the main bhi unke sath beth gaya…
MAIN : q aaj classes leni sab ko jo yahan bethe hai sab
SONAL DI : abhi sare tearchers meeting me hai…to starting ke 2 leacture off hai sabke
MAIN : aisi konsi meeting chal rahi hai
SUPRIYA DI : bhai har saal college me event hota hai aur ek college tour bhi to ussi ki meeting hai kab kaise karna hai aur sath me fresher party ki date bhi fix hogi jo shayad…is weekend pe ho fresher party me last year ke students ko bhi bulaya jata hai….
MAIN : acha to ye baat
POONAM : waise bhai kal wo log kon the…aur di ne bhi kisi ko mara kya….
MAIN : wok on the ye to bata nhi sakta magar han PRINCESS ne do ko mara…
SONAL DI : waise bhai aap dono ek dosre ko PRINCE aur PRINCESS q bolate ho….
MAIN : q k hum dono pure universe ke PRINCE aur PRINCESS hai..
SHANAYA : han wo to ho hi bhai aap dono…made for each other..
Sab hasne lage…
PIYUSH BHAI : waise chote akhir q tumhe q marna chahe ga…
MAIN : bahut dhire se q k maine sabki mari hai past me…
AVINASH BHAI : kuch kahan kya bhai tune…
MAIN : are nhi nhi wo kya bhai aap ko to pata hai aisi position pe ane ke bad kuch business rivals ban hi jate hai shayad ye unhi ka kam ho…
SHIVANI DI : magar sachme bhai apne DI ko kya training di hai aur aaj kal to unka attitude bhi badal gaya hai bikul…
POONAM : han ye baat to hai…pehle office ek dam simple jati thi magar aaj kal ek dam full to dashing jaise wo hi boss ho…
Abhi bhi sirf SHIVANI DI ko hi ye pata tha aur kissi ko nhi ke NEHA hi boss hai office me….sab ko lagta thaw o sirf meri assistant hai…
MAIN : han like kuch aisa hi…samjhiye q k main jab college me hota hun to utne waqt wo mere behalf me boss hai office me..
Mere bolne se SHIVANI DI mujhe muskurate huwe dekh rahi thi…
SANJANA : bhai kabhi humme bhi apne office ka tour karaiye
Sab bolne lag office tour ke liye…
MAIN : are to isme kya hai kabhi bhi chale jana magar jab jana ho to ek bar mujhe bata dena main LESSA ya MAHIN ko bol duga…
SONAL DI : unhe q hum to aap ke sath hi jaye ge…
SANJANA : han bikul….
MAIN : theek hai jaise aap log kahe…
Itne me PRIYA aur uske sath me PIYUSH bhai ke doston ne bhi humme join kiya…
PRIYA : hi everone
Sabne ek dusre ko wish kiya…
PRIYA : thank god YASH tum aur NEHA di theek ho…kal subha news me dekha to pata chala..
ZOYA : han maine bhi…kon the wo log…
Fir jaisa maine thodi deer pehle kaha tha SHIVANI DI ne same waisa hi kaha..
PRIYA : waise YASH tum aur DI wahan kar kya rahe the…
MAIN kuch bolta usse pehle hi SANJANA bol padi
SANJANA : wo actually bhai aur di wahan kissi client se milne gaye the..aur ye sab ho gaya..
PRIYA : ohhh I see
Mere aur NEHA ke bare me sirf mere cousin ko pata tha aur kissi ko nhi….
MAIN : waise bhai abhi classes ke liye time to aap aur PRIYA bhabhi date pe q nhi hoke ate…
Mere bolne se PRIYA jo pani pi rahi thi ek dam se uske muh se pani nikla aur wo khasne lagi…aur sath me sab mere cousin shock me mujhe dekhne laga PIYUSH bhai ka shock se muh hi khul gaya…
Sabke aise reaction dekh ke main..
MAIN : kya huwa aise q dekh rahe ho…sab..
PIYUSH BHAI : abee chote ye kya tha..
MAIN : kya kya tha…
PIYUSH BHAI : abhi jo tune kaha…ye main PRIYA ko date pe leke jaon..
MAIN : han to galat kya bol maine sach hi to bola..
SHIVANI DI : you mean ke PIYUSH BHAI sach me bhai jo bol rahe hai kya wo sach me sach hai…
POONAM DI : bhai…..
PIYUSH BHAI : maan me abe kahan phasa diya ye chote ne sab ke samne bolke…mar gaya aaj to buri tarha phas….
SUPRIYA DI : bhai hum sab kuch puch rahe hai apse..
PIYUSH BHAI : han wo wow o han
SANJANA : ye bol rahe ho bhai theek se bataiye…
SONAL DI : aree tum log bhi kiss puch rahe ho PRIYA DI aap hi bataiye. Kya jo YASH bhai ne kaha wo sach hai…
PRIYA bechari niche sar kiye Sharma rahi thi….jisse dekh
POONAM DI : to ye sach hai matlab…bhai apne itni badi baat chupai hum se…
PIYUSH BHAI : yaar jaise tum soch rahi ho waisa kuch bhi nhi hai…
MAIN : kya bhai q jhut bol rahe ho…..maine khud dekha hai apko PROPOSE karte huwe….
PIYUSH BHAI : maan me, sale sab bataio ye bata de kiss bhi kiya tha sath me ruk beta tu jaye ga kahan tera bhi waqt aye ga…tab dekhao ga tujhe…
POONAM DI : had ho gai ye to….
SHIVANI DI : bhai apne kahan dekh liya inko propose karte huwe…
MAIN : aree last week main kissi se milne gaya tha ek coffee shop pe wahin dekha tha…aur bhai ne kya propose kiya tha PRIYA di ko pocho hi mat….
Ispe piyush bhai ek dam se
PIYUSH BHAI : tu wahan tha…
Itna bolke unhe apni galti ka ehsas huwa…
SANJANA : matlab…..q PRIYA bhabhi ab aise q Sharma rahi ho aap
PIYUSH BHAI mujhe se kan me, beta dekh le teri wajha se sab ko pata chal gaya tera bhi waqt aye ga….apna time bhi aye ga fir dekhta hun main tujhe..
MAIN : sorry bhai mujhe laga tha ke sab ko pata hai…
PIYUSH BHAI : beta apni behne badi khatarnak pata hai na tujhe ab wo PRIYA ko aur mujhe chhodne wale nhi…
MAIN : han pata hai mujhe….sorry once again bhai..
PIYUSH BHAI : sorry worry kuch nhi tu to gaya…
Unke aisa bolne se hum dono hi muskura diye…
Fir kya tha dono sabke samne kubul kiya ke they both are in a realationship….fir to jaise humari behne lagi khichai karne…
Aur aise hi masti ke bad sab apne classes me chale gaye…
After college MAIN bhi office ke liye nikal gaya….
Main raste me tha ke LESSA ka call aya…
MAIN : han LESSA bolo kya baat hai..
LESSA : sir aap jaldi office aiye…
MAIN : q kya huwa
LESSA : Sir humare ek project xyz company ke pass tha
LESSA ki baat kat ke…
MAIN : samjh gaya bas pahunch raha hun…meeting kahan chal rahi hai…tab tak unse kaho shant rahe aur NEHA ko bhi bolla kuch na kare mere ane tak
LESSA : meeting hall me…aur main bol deti hun
main office pahunch ke sidha meeting hall chala gaya…aur jake ek NEHA ke side ek chair kar ke beth gaya…
MAIN : to gentlemens sorry for delay han to GUPTA JI boliye kya baat hai…
GUPTA : dekhiye YASH ji humare is compaye se bahut purane realation hai…aur ham apke kai project pe kam kar chuke hai….
Usse bich me kat ke
MAIN : gupta ji sorry to interrupt you ye sab mujhe pata hai bas aap mudde ki baat pe aye..
GUPTA : sir ye MADAM humara contract khatam karne ko bol rahi hai..
MAIN : han to isme kon si badi baat hai GUPTA JI…
GUPTA : are kaisi baat kar rahe hai aap YASH JI…
MAIN : dekhiye GUPTA JI apke aur apke bhai ke bich jo bhi family problem hai usse humme koi lena dena nhi hai project pe ab hum aur paise aise nhi laga sakte…q k project apni deadline se bahut piche ho chala hai…aur mujhe ministry ko answer dena padta hai…chaliye main apko aur 15 din deta hun ya to aap apni prolem apne bhai ke sath solve karo ya fir ye project contract main cancle kar doga..
GUPTA : magar
MAIN : bas ab aur nhi GUPTA JI ..
GUPTA : main barbad ho gao ga YASH JI…
MAIN : theek hai only 30 days…bas is ziyada main kuch nhi kar sakta..
Itna bolke main utha aur mere sath NEHA bhi hum dono mere cabin me agaye…
NEHA : apne usse 30 days aur q diye..
MAIN : contract ki policy me hai 45 days hai to pehle hi 15 days ho chuke hai ab aur 30 din uske bad contract cancle..simple
NEHA : apne lunch kiya
MAIN : nhi aur apne
NEHA : nhi aap ka wait kar rahi thi…
Fir dono ne lunch liya aur apne kam me lag gaye…..
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SUDHIR LAL FARMHOUSE
Koi 5 gadiya farmhouse ke samne ake ruki jisme se 3 me se Russian mafia ke log uthre koi 15 bande aur abki do mese MANKAR aur uske sathi utre…
MANKAR ek RUSSIAN se jo shayad unka leader tha…
MANKAR : aiye please
Wo admi MANKAR ke sath andar bad gaya aur baki uske aur MANKAR ke sath bahar hi ruk gaye…
SUDHIR LAL hall me hi betha tha…jab uski nazar MANKAR aur us admi padi to SUDHIR LAL apni jagha pe khada ho gaya..wo admi agge badke apna hath SUDHIR LAL ke taraf bada diya…aur SUDHIR LAL ne bhi usse hath milate huwe kaha
SUDHIR LAL : welcome to INDIA EGOR
EGOR : thanks
Dono beth gaye…
EGOR : to YASH bach gaya…
S LAL : han magar kab tak
EGOr : aur usse SANJAY SINGHANIA aur uski beti ka kya mater hai…
S LAL : ab main unke sath nhi…
EGOr : wo to pata hai mujhe magar wo tumhe gaddari ki saza zarur dega….
S LAL : wo mater nhi karta ek bar YASH ka kam khatam hone ke bad SANJAY SINGHANIA ki bari hai…q k usse pata lage usse pehle hi usse mar dege…main to bolta hun kuch aisa plan karte hai jisse dono ek barme hi khatam ho gaye…kya bolte ho…
EGOR : baat to theek hai magar ab tak to usse kal ke bare me pata chal gaya ho ga…
S LAL : nhi chala agar chalta to ab tak mujhe phone aya hota ya main mar gaya hota…q k jo uske aur uske shikar ke biche ata hai wo usse nhi chhodta hai…
EGOR : han ye baat to hai…
S LAL : to…
EGOR : to kya chalo plan karte hai fir dono ko ek sath marne ka..q k dono hi khatarnak hai…
Fir dono plan karne lagte hai…agge kaise sab karna hai..
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ELVES EMPIRE:
Ek meeting hall me jahan LORD THRANDUIL, LORD ELROND aur charon PHOENIX OF PRINCE maujood the…
LORD ELROND : sari taiyari ho gai hai hum 5 din bad hamla kare ge..TUFO ko pata chal gaya hai ke hum AYREEN ke liye arahe hai..to jung bahut hi khatarnak hone wali hai..
HALDIR : wo to honi hi hai..
NAILA : magar in sab se AYREEN ki jaan ko bahut khatra hai agar TUFO ne usse mar diya to..
LORD THRANDUIL : wo aisa nhi kar sakta han wo usse kissi dosri jagha jarur bhej sakta hai…..
HAMA : jaise TARTARUS..q k wohi aisa jagha hai jahan hun ja nhi sakte..
LORD ELROND : bilkul wo ye kar sakta hai…
SAPHIRA : magar shayad wo aisa nhi kare……
LORD ELROND : bilkul wo aisa hi kare ga…isilye maine ELVES ki ek sena tukdi aur white jagudaron ki ek tukdi TARTARUS ki sima se dur nazar rakhne ke liye bhej diye hai…agar TUFO AYREEN ko wahan leke gaya to wo humme khabar kar dege…magar iske hone ki sambhavnayen kam hai q k TUFO ko apne tali taqakaton pe kuch ziyada hi bharosa hai….to wo aisa shayad hi kare..
HALDIR : magar fir bhi humme ek do tukdi aur wahan bhej dene chahiye…uska bharosa nhi…
LORD THRANDUIL : main HALDIr se sehmat hun…
NAILA : main bhi
ATHENA : agar aap mujhe kuch kheni ki ijazat deto..
LORD THRANDUIL : han han ATHENA kaho kya khena chahati ho..
ATHENA : main abhi TATARUS wali tukdi ke pass chali jati hun…agar kuch nhi huwa to main jung me shamil ho jao gi….
NAILA : gusse se, tum to rehne hi do ATHENA…
LORD ELROND : shant NAILA wo theek bol rahi hai hum sab jung me hoge aur yadi TUFO ne aisa kiya to koi to humme se chahiye wahan..jo usse rok sake…
LORD THRANDUIL : ATHENA aap wahan jani ki taiyari karo…
ATHENA : uth ke sar jhuka ke, shukriya LORD THRANDUIL..
Itna bolke wo wahan se chale jati hai..
NAILA : aap uspe kaise bharosa kar sakte hai..
LORD ELROND : dekho NAILA aap pehle gussa khatam karo usse wo apne pita jaisi nhi hai…aur dekho G ZEUS ne jo bhi kiya uske liye tum pure OLYMPIAN EMPIRE ko dosh nhi de sakti…
HALDIR : LORD ELROND sahi hai NAILA tum gussa hona band karo ab…
NAILA : theek hai jaise aap sab kaho magar yaad rahe agar usne koi bhi galti ki to main bina soch hi uska sar uske dhad se alag kar dugi…badi ai ZEUS ki beti..
Itna bolke NAILA bhi uth ke chale gai…
Fir ye sabha khatam hui…sab meeting hall se nikal ke chal diye…
HAMA sidha ATHENA ke room me agaya..jahan ATHENA jane ki taiyari kar rahi thi…aur uski anakhonse ansu nikal rahe the…
HAMA uske pass jake……
HAMA : kya huwa ATHENA aap ro q rahi ho…
ATHENA : rote huwe, main suna jo NAILA ne kaha…jab se aap logon ke sath ai hun wo mujhse sirf gusse se baat karti hai main usse bilkul bhi pasand nhi..bas ab jo zimmedari maine li hai AYREEN ko bachane ki wo kar ke main chali jaogi…fir kabhi aap logon ko apni shakal nhi dekhao gi…..
HAMA usse apne gale laga leta hai…aur bade pyar se uske sar pe hath pherta huwe usse samjhata hai…
HAMA : dekho NAILA abhi gusse me hai…magar wo dil ki badi saaf hai jab uska gussa khatam hoga na tab dekhna wo tumhare liye apni jaan bhi dene ko taiyar ho jaye gi…bas usse thoda waqt do aur aise roya nhi karte…
ATHENA ne bhi HAMA ko kaske apni bahon me liya huwa tha…tabhi wahan SAPHIRA agai…
SAPHIRA : areee wah to tujhe bhi akhir mil hi gai….kya baat hai
SAPHIRA ke awaz sunke dono ek jhatke se alag huwe…
SAPHIRA : aree aree koi baat nhi gale lage raho dono ache lag rahe the…ek GODDESS aur ek ANGEL Jodi kamal ki hai…
HAMA : wo wo wo aisa kuch bhi nhi jo tum soch rahi to SAPHI
SAPHI : aree ja ja mujhe mat bata maine sab dekha hai..tum dono ka jab dekhe dono lage rehte ho…
ATHENA : sachme aisa kuch bhi nhi hai SAPHIRA…hum to bas ache dost hai…
SAPHI : chalo maine man liya…koi na magar badme mujhe pata chala to tu gaya moto samjha na…ATHENA se, dekho ATHENA tum NAILA ki bataon ka bilkul bhi bura mat mano wo thodi ziyada nhi nhi bahut ziyada gusse wali hai usse AYREEN se bahut pyar hai…wo bas gussa hai tumhare pita se ke unhone TUFO ko usse qaid kaise karne diya bas..
ATHENA : yehi to mere samjhme nhi araha….
SAPHI : tumhare pita pata nhi kya karna chahate hai…ye sab karke pehle APOLO fir AYREEN wo sindhi fir pata nhi unhone HEDIS se iske alawa aur konsi sindhi ki jiske chalte unhe apne hi bête ko marna pada…sach kahon to mujhe bhi tumhare pita pe bahut gussa hai magar isme tumhari koi galti nhi aur unka gussa main tumpe q nikalon…hai na
ATHENA : han ye bhi sahi hai mere pita ko samjhna mushkil hai…aur G POSAIDON ne bhi kaha tha unke bahut se raaz jo wo kisse ko nhi batate…
SAPHI : chalo chhodo sab baaten jo huwa abhi jo karna hai uspe dhiyan dete hai…
Tabhi wahan NAILA ko chhod ke sab ajate hai…ATHENA sabse milke portal ke tarag bad rahi jo LORD ELROND ne open kiya tha…
Tabhi HAMA bhi ATHENA ke sath badta hai…
LORD ELROND : tum kahan chale..
HAMA : main bhi sath jaraha hun…ye akeli nhi sambhal pai to…
HAMA ke ye faisle pe sab thoda shock the magar kuch charcha karne bad sab razi ho gaye..jo sahi bhi tha ek se bhale do…
HALDIR : HAMA se gale ke, apna khayal rakhna kuch ziyada gadbar hoto turant madad ke liye pukarna….
HAMA : bilkul bhai…
SAPHI : bhi gale mile ke HAMa ke kan me, kam pe jaraha hai uske sath masti mat karne lag jana samjha…
HAMA : dhire se, tu to piche hi pad gai yaar
SAPHI : chal ja ab khayal rakhna apna bhi aur uska bhi…
Fir SAPHI ATHENA se bhi milti hai…aur dono portal se chale jate hai…
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BACK TO HERO
Main aur NEHA office se ghar agye the aur apne apne room me chale gaye the fresh hone ke liye…
Fir kuch khas nhi huwa..dinner tak sab log dinner ke liye bethe the
Har koi shanty se khana ka raha tha…bade apas me kuch baat karte huwe kha rahe the…tabhi hum cousin ki shanty thodte huwe…
SONAL DI : badi MAA aap se ek sawal tha..
BADI MAMI : pucho beta…
SONAL DI: magar usse pehle meri taraf dekh ke, bhai aap naraz mat hona…
MAIN : aree di main q naraz hone laga…
SONAL DI : nhi aap pehle wada karo ki aap naraz nhi hoge…
MAIN : maan me, ab kya karne wali hai ye comedy queen kahin fir se to NEHA aur mere bare me kuch bolne wali to nhi….ya PIYUSH BHAI ye bare me…agar bhai ke bare hai to bechare gaye kam se aaj q k unho ne sabse chupake bahut galat kiya…aaj to bechae bade phase…aur agar bhai nhi to main gaya kam se aaj aur bhai bhi mere se subha ka badla lege..ye to pakka hai ab ye comedy queen kispi bijli girati hai wo dekhna pade ga
PIYUSH : maan me, beta lage aaj to jamke ye SONAL ki bachi zarur kuch ghadbar karne wali hai..magar kya kahin mere aur PRIYA ke bare me to nhi nhi nhi…ye to chote se bol rahi hai gussa na karne ko..iska matlab aaj chote ki fir lagane wali hai ye SONAL I bachi chalo acha tha hai aaj subha meri khichai hui aur sham me iski hogai…ab to mujhe bhi badla lene ko mile ga chote se subha bada chehak raha tha..ab aya na unth pahad ke niche..
Dono hi apne maan me soch rahe the ki ye SONAL kya karne wali hai…ab tabhi kuch aisa huwa…
SONAL DI : bhai promise karo soch kya rahe ho
MaIN : acha promise..main bilkul bhi gussa nhi karo ga…
Abhi meri nazar NEHA pe gai to usne mujhe se ihare me pucha baat kya hai…maine bhi ishare se bataya mujhe nhi pata..
SONAL MOM : ab bol bhi kya sawal hai tere
Main aur piyush bhai nich mundi kar bethe the…fir sonal di ne jo kaha usse sunke hum dono ne ek dam se sar uthaya
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