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Sala pata nahi es do din me mere life me kya laure lage ek ke baad ek jhtke lag rahe hai kaha mai ..muth maar ke aaram krne wala banda sala samjh me nahi aa raha hai ki kaise ubru en sab se ..Khair Bina di se pitne ke baad bhi meri laure ki akad kam nahi ho rahi thi ...abhi normal din hota to mera Babu Rao to hilne se bhi mana kar deta but Amit ke ghar me wo sab dekhne ke baad sala akad khatam hin nahi ho rahi thi mai bhag ke apne roo me gaya aur amit ko phone lagaya ;
Amit : Bol be fattu sala gandu
Raj : sale mai kaha se gandu hua ; lauda chusne wale insan
Amit : behenchod etni shor macha ke kue bhaga ..sale mere muh pe to giraya sale mere kapde ko kharab kar diya
Raj : abe sale kitna cool dikh raha hai tu...agar unhone dekh liya hota to
Amit : to kya sale hum to dekh rahe the ...wo kya ander bhajan kar rahe the ... sale tubelight darna unko chahiye ya hame ...agar tujhe tere lund pe control hota to hamara palra bhari hota ...sale do minut me jhar gaya ...aur hame fasa diya
Raj : but sale tera ghar hai ya randikhana ....sale teri maa to choor teri diadi bhi chudwa rahi hai kamine ..
Amit: Teri dadi ne nahi chudwaye hoge kya; sab chodte ..chudwate hai ya bas pata koe nahi hota..but sale teri capacity bas do minut ki hai kya ....hihhih..but testy bahut tha yar tera maal...maza aa gaya pee ke ...
Raj : Kya bola tu pee gaya
Amit : madarchod muh ke ander jharega to pina to padega hi na...
uski baate sun ke mera laura fatne ko ho gaya mujhe pata nahi chala mai kya bol raha hun
Raj: abe mujh se bardasht nahi ho raha hai ya
Amit : abe muth maar le
Raj: fir bhi lund waisa hin hai sun tu gand marwayega ....bol
Amit : oye hoe sale jab mera man tha to bada bhaw kha raha tha ab kud ki bari aaye to kaise minya raha hai..
Raj : yar pls aaja teri gand marne de nahi to fat jayega mera laura
Amit : na baba na tera chaura hai meri gand ki nani chud jayegi
Raj : pls ya
Amit : hahaha chal mai chus ke thanda kar dunda
Raj : nahi ya chusne se thanda nahi hoga
Amit thik hai dekhte hai ...but kaha pe
Raj : mere chat pe aaja jaldi
Mai jaldi me gate patakte hue bahar nikla aur chat ki taraf jane laga
Bina di niche se : kya hua kis ki awaj hai
Raj : kuch nahi di mai thoda uper jaa raha hun ...aur mai bhag ke uper chad gaya
amit pehle se waha mera wait kar raha tha mujhe dekh ke muskurate hue
Amit : akhir ho hin gaya na diwana mera
Raj : abe sale tere maa aur teri dadi ki boor dekh ke meri ye halat hue sale pura ghar ranndiyo ki tarah chudwati hai
Amit : tere ghar me sabhi ne choot silwa rakhi hai kya
Raj : abe wo sab chor aaja lele muh me khol muh ...thoda gila kar fir marunga teri mastani gand...maine uske gand pe haat ferte hue bola
Usne bhi full gand meri taraf ghuma ke mujhe haat ferne me madad karte hue mere lund ko nikalne laga
Raj : sale etne filmy nautanki ka time nahi hai ...tu apna paint khol mai apna kholta hun
Hum dono nage ho gaya ...uska lund bhi karib 6' ka tha aur kafi bada lag raha tha but chaurae me mere se adha se bhi kam tha ...usne mere laure ko chumte hue ek haath se pne lund ka mooth marte hue ..
Amit : haye junior mere gand ma jayega ...
Ki tabhi darak se ek laat padi
hum dono ne palat ke dekha to Bina di gusse se laal kamp rahi thi aur hum dono apne laure khara kiye khare hue the ..
Bina di ..had ho gaye nichta ki salo ...sare had paar kar ki ...janwar se gaye gujre hai ..mai bekar archana pe doubt kar rahi thi..ye dono hin janwar hai...aur etne bol ke aas paas nazar daurane lagi...use ek lakdi ka danda mila usne daur ke uthae aur de dana dan...dosto wo mazak me nahi maar rahi thi ..kaha lagega eski fikar kiye beger danda chalaye jaa rahi thi aur hamare sar kandhe pair haat harek jagah mare jaa rahi thi...hum rote rote raham ki bhikh mang rahe the but wo lagataar hamari dhulae kar rahi thi hum dono ki..
Raj : Ab kabhi aaisa nahi hoga di maaf akr do
Bina di : tu sudharne wala hai hai kya dekh kamine esko dekh ke lag raha hai ki tu sudharne wala hai
Bina di ne mere lund ki taraf dekhte hua aaisa bola ...sach me dosto etana maar khane ke baad bhi ye apne poori aukat pe khara tha...
Kahi jab wo maar maar ke thak gaye to danda fek ke ..mujhe apna muh mat dikhana tum dono..bol ke niche utar gaye ....
uske ane ke baad hamne bhi apne kapde pehne aur wahi jamin pe bhaith gaye
Amit : bahut dard ho raha hai ya ..aise koe marta hai bhala..marna tha to tujhe marna tha mujhe kue madi...teri wajah se mai chup tha nahi to yahi patak ke chod deta randi ko
Raj : abe galti bhi to hamari hai na
Amit : abe chodu ram , sale tujhe din duniya ki kuch khabar hin nahi hai tu etna bada ho kaise gaya ..tujhe kya lagta hai ye badi sareef hai ..sale colony ki sab se chuddaer ki sabse best friend hai ...
Raj : abe to ye friend hi hai na
Amit : sale maine kitni baar dinu (paratima tai ka pota) ko eski aur archana bhabhi ki chuchi masalte hue dekha hai
Raj : abe wo to gunda hai usna kisi ko chora hai kya ...sale teri behan ki bhi masli hogi usne to
Amit : manta hun bhai wo meri didi ki bhi masal ke bhaga hai kai baar ...but wo bike se chate chalte masal ke bhag jata hai ...esake case me bike rok ke aaram se dono hath se dono chuchi masal raha tha aur ye apna body uske body pe daal ke jhuth mooth ka nahi nahi bol ke natak kar rahi thi aur samne archana bhabhi apni boor nooch rahi thi...
Raj : kya baat karta hai
Amit : han ya fir jab tak mai waha pahucha to wo bhaga ....uske bhagne ke baad eska chehra ekdum se utar gaya
Raj : abe ye sala fir khara ho gaya thoda choos de ya ..
Amit : tu sach me jaanwar hai
maine uske mun ho apne paint pe dabate hua ab jo hai wo hai
Amit ne mare laure ko bahar nikala aur kiss karne laga
Raj : abe fir kuch gadbad ho jayega pls jaldi kar ...aur usne aadha laura muh me le liye..
aaah amit ki maa kya gand hai teri maderchod ...chus rani teri maa ko chodu ...aaah teri saas ko chodu aur mai amit ko muh ko full speed me chodne laga..
amit mere muh se gaali sunne ke baad apna laura nikal ke muth maarne laga aur humdono jaldi hin jhar gaye ...fir hum kapde pahan ke apne apne ghar wapas aa gaye...laura jharne ke baad mujhe maar ka dard pata chalne laga aur mai so gaya.
Sala pata nahi es do din me mere life me kya laure lage ek ke baad ek jhtke lag rahe hai kaha mai ..muth maar ke aaram krne wala banda sala samjh me nahi aa raha hai ki kaise ubru en sab se ..Khair Bina di se pitne ke baad bhi meri laure ki akad kam nahi ho rahi thi ...abhi normal din hota to mera Babu Rao to hilne se bhi mana kar deta but Amit ke ghar me wo sab dekhne ke baad sala akad khatam hin nahi ho rahi thi mai bhag ke apne roo me gaya aur amit ko phone lagaya ;
Amit : Bol be fattu sala gandu
Raj : sale mai kaha se gandu hua ; lauda chusne wale insan
Amit : behenchod etni shor macha ke kue bhaga ..sale mere muh pe to giraya sale mere kapde ko kharab kar diya
Raj : abe sale kitna cool dikh raha hai tu...agar unhone dekh liya hota to
Amit : to kya sale hum to dekh rahe the ...wo kya ander bhajan kar rahe the ... sale tubelight darna unko chahiye ya hame ...agar tujhe tere lund pe control hota to hamara palra bhari hota ...sale do minut me jhar gaya ...aur hame fasa diya
Raj : but sale tera ghar hai ya randikhana ....sale teri maa to choor teri diadi bhi chudwa rahi hai kamine ..
Amit: Teri dadi ne nahi chudwaye hoge kya; sab chodte ..chudwate hai ya bas pata koe nahi hota..but sale teri capacity bas do minut ki hai kya ....hihhih..but testy bahut tha yar tera maal...maza aa gaya pee ke ...
Raj : Kya bola tu pee gaya
Amit : madarchod muh ke ander jharega to pina to padega hi na...
uski baate sun ke mera laura fatne ko ho gaya mujhe pata nahi chala mai kya bol raha hun
Raj: abe mujh se bardasht nahi ho raha hai ya
Amit : abe muth maar le
Raj: fir bhi lund waisa hin hai sun tu gand marwayega ....bol
Amit : oye hoe sale jab mera man tha to bada bhaw kha raha tha ab kud ki bari aaye to kaise minya raha hai..
Raj : yar pls aaja teri gand marne de nahi to fat jayega mera laura
Amit : na baba na tera chaura hai meri gand ki nani chud jayegi
Raj : pls ya
Amit : hahaha chal mai chus ke thanda kar dunda
Raj : nahi ya chusne se thanda nahi hoga
Amit thik hai dekhte hai ...but kaha pe
Raj : mere chat pe aaja jaldi
Mai jaldi me gate patakte hue bahar nikla aur chat ki taraf jane laga
Bina di niche se : kya hua kis ki awaj hai
Raj : kuch nahi di mai thoda uper jaa raha hun ...aur mai bhag ke uper chad gaya
amit pehle se waha mera wait kar raha tha mujhe dekh ke muskurate hue
Amit : akhir ho hin gaya na diwana mera
Raj : abe sale tere maa aur teri dadi ki boor dekh ke meri ye halat hue sale pura ghar ranndiyo ki tarah chudwati hai
Amit : tere ghar me sabhi ne choot silwa rakhi hai kya
Raj : abe wo sab chor aaja lele muh me khol muh ...thoda gila kar fir marunga teri mastani gand...maine uske gand pe haat ferte hue bola
Usne bhi full gand meri taraf ghuma ke mujhe haat ferne me madad karte hue mere lund ko nikalne laga
Raj : sale etne filmy nautanki ka time nahi hai ...tu apna paint khol mai apna kholta hun
Hum dono nage ho gaya ...uska lund bhi karib 6' ka tha aur kafi bada lag raha tha but chaurae me mere se adha se bhi kam tha ...usne mere laure ko chumte hue ek haath se pne lund ka mooth marte hue ..
Amit : haye junior mere gand ma jayega ...
Ki tabhi darak se ek laat padi
hum dono ne palat ke dekha to Bina di gusse se laal kamp rahi thi aur hum dono apne laure khara kiye khare hue the ..
Bina di ..had ho gaye nichta ki salo ...sare had paar kar ki ...janwar se gaye gujre hai ..mai bekar archana pe doubt kar rahi thi..ye dono hin janwar hai...aur etne bol ke aas paas nazar daurane lagi...use ek lakdi ka danda mila usne daur ke uthae aur de dana dan...dosto wo mazak me nahi maar rahi thi ..kaha lagega eski fikar kiye beger danda chalaye jaa rahi thi aur hamare sar kandhe pair haat harek jagah mare jaa rahi thi...hum rote rote raham ki bhikh mang rahe the but wo lagataar hamari dhulae kar rahi thi hum dono ki..
Raj : Ab kabhi aaisa nahi hoga di maaf akr do
Bina di : tu sudharne wala hai hai kya dekh kamine esko dekh ke lag raha hai ki tu sudharne wala hai
Bina di ne mere lund ki taraf dekhte hua aaisa bola ...sach me dosto etana maar khane ke baad bhi ye apne poori aukat pe khara tha...
Kahi jab wo maar maar ke thak gaye to danda fek ke ..mujhe apna muh mat dikhana tum dono..bol ke niche utar gaye ....
uske ane ke baad hamne bhi apne kapde pehne aur wahi jamin pe bhaith gaye
Amit : bahut dard ho raha hai ya ..aise koe marta hai bhala..marna tha to tujhe marna tha mujhe kue madi...teri wajah se mai chup tha nahi to yahi patak ke chod deta randi ko
Raj : abe galti bhi to hamari hai na
Amit : abe chodu ram , sale tujhe din duniya ki kuch khabar hin nahi hai tu etna bada ho kaise gaya ..tujhe kya lagta hai ye badi sareef hai ..sale colony ki sab se chuddaer ki sabse best friend hai ...
Raj : abe to ye friend hi hai na
Amit : sale maine kitni baar dinu (paratima tai ka pota) ko eski aur archana bhabhi ki chuchi masalte hue dekha hai
Raj : abe wo to gunda hai usna kisi ko chora hai kya ...sale teri behan ki bhi masli hogi usne to
Amit : manta hun bhai wo meri didi ki bhi masal ke bhaga hai kai baar ...but wo bike se chate chalte masal ke bhag jata hai ...esake case me bike rok ke aaram se dono hath se dono chuchi masal raha tha aur ye apna body uske body pe daal ke jhuth mooth ka nahi nahi bol ke natak kar rahi thi aur samne archana bhabhi apni boor nooch rahi thi...
Raj : kya baat karta hai
Amit : han ya fir jab tak mai waha pahucha to wo bhaga ....uske bhagne ke baad eska chehra ekdum se utar gaya
Raj : abe ye sala fir khara ho gaya thoda choos de ya ..
Amit : tu sach me jaanwar hai
maine uske mun ho apne paint pe dabate hua ab jo hai wo hai
Amit ne mare laure ko bahar nikala aur kiss karne laga
Raj : abe fir kuch gadbad ho jayega pls jaldi kar ...aur usne aadha laura muh me le liye..
aaah amit ki maa kya gand hai teri maderchod ...chus rani teri maa ko chodu ...aaah teri saas ko chodu aur mai amit ko muh ko full speed me chodne laga..
amit mere muh se gaali sunne ke baad apna laura nikal ke muth maarne laga aur humdono jaldi hin jhar gaye ...fir hum kapde pahan ke apne apne ghar wapas aa gaye...laura jharne ke baad mujhe maar ka dard pata chalne laga aur mai so gaya.
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