Update 2
Mai ye kahani yuvraj ki jubani likunga
Abhi subah ke 5.30 baj rahe the maa sabse pehle uth ke fresh ho ke cow ka dudh nikalti hai aur 1 balti dhai ghar ke liye rakh leti hai baki bechne ke liye ek side rakh deti hai aur phir hum sab ko utati hai
Maa. Yuvraj arun piyush vinod jaldi uto dekho subah ho gayi hai jaldi uto
Piyush.maa sone do na thodi
Maa. Nhi nhi jaldi uto (waise malti ghar mein aksar ghagra choli hi pahanti thi aur bra and underwear wo sirf bahar jate time hi pehenti thi)
Vinod.maa please
Maa.are jaldi uto aaj tum sabhi ka 18wa janam din hai
Arun.kya maa sach mein
Me. Maa mein to bhul hi gaya tha ki aaj hamara janamdin hai
Ma. Are ab utoge bhi ki bas baat hi karte rahoge
Phir hum sab uth kar pehle maa ka ashirvad lete hai phir naahane chale jate hai phir abhi hum sab naha ke hum sab kicthen mein ate hai ajj maa ne bohut ache pakwan banaye the aur phir maa hum khana deti aur hum phir se thoda sa khane ke baad
Me. Maa bas mein kha liya
Piyush.meinebhie
Arun.mein bhi
Vinod.mein bhi
Maa. Are tum log kuch khate hi nhi ho dekho tum log aj 18 ke ho gaye ho par phir bhi itne patle ho ki 15 ke lagte ho me. (haste hue) ap bhi to kha kha ke itni moti ho gayi ho hum logo ne kuch bola
Arun . Bhaiya bohut khatarnak ha ha ha
Ma. (Jhut mut ke gusse se ) mein tujhe moti lagti hu
Vinod.moti nhi puri ke puri cow jaise ho tum ha ha ha
Piyush. Vinod tu sahi kah raha hai haa ha ha
Ma. Ruko abhi batati hu mere saand logo
Aur ma uthti hai aur hum dodne lagte hai maa bhi humre pakadne ke liye humare piche dodne lagti hai ki tabhi maa ke pair me kuch lagta hai aur maa girne wali hoti hi hai ki hum sabhi jake unhe pakad lete hai phir maa khud ko sambhalne ke baad maa humahare kaan pakadke
Maa.kya kaha tha
Humsab.maa maaf kardo pleeease
Ma.chalo thik hai maaf kiya
Waise ajj mein tum sabhi ko ek ek mobile la ke dungi thik hai
Arun . Sach mein
Vinod.ap mazak to nhi kar rahi
Piyush. Shayad app jhuth bol rahi ho hum sab apse kab se mobile mang rahe hai par aap ne nahi dilwaya
Ma. Are mein sach kah rahi hu shaam ko tumhe mobile gift dungi
Me.maa app sach mein bohut acchi ho
Humsab.thank you mmaa
Aur maa je gale lag gate hai
Ma. Cholo cholo ab chodo mujhe mujhe aur bhi kaam hai
Phir hum sab ma ko chhod dete hai aur maa apne kamo mein busy ho gati hai aur hum baat karte karte bahar ghumne nikal gate hai aur gaaav ke paass bane ek pull pe jake baith jate hai(us pull ke dusri taraf ek jhana jungle tha ) hum aise hi baat karte rehte aur 4 kab baj jate hai pata hi nhi chalta phir hum ghar wapas aa hi rahe hote hai ki ek ladka piyush ko dhakka mar ke age nikal gata hai
Vinod . Abe ooyee pagal andha hai kya
Ladke ke saath 3 aur log the
Ladka.abe oo chutiye tamiz se bol
Arun.ruk lawde abhi teri gaand phadta hu me. Ha bhai ye lawda kuch gyada hi bol raha hai
Phir hamari unse ladai ho gati hai wo log hume bohut pit te hai aur phir bagh jate hai hum log todhe patle the aur wo log ek dum pehalwan jaise the isliye wo hame mar kar bhaj gate abhi log zukhmi the ki tabhi barish suru ho gati hum jaise taise kar ke ghar pahuch jate hai aur jaise hi hame is halat mein dekhti hai to pehle to hume davai lagati hai aur phir mujhse puchti hai
Ma.yuvraj ye sabh kaise hua
Mein chup rahta
Ma.arun tu bta mujhe
Arun batane wala hoto hai ki mai use mna kar deta hu
Ma. Tum logo ko meri kasam jadli batao muje ye sab kaise hua.
Me. Thik hai ma batata hu
Phir mein saari baat maa ko bta deta hu
Ma. Wo 3 the aur tum 4 phir bhi mar kha ke aa gaye
Vinod. Ma wo log pehalwan jaise the.
Ma. Mein tumhe kitna kehti hu ki tum log apni sehat ka khayal rakha karo par tum log
Me. Sorry maa
Ma.kya karo mein tum logo ka
Arun.sorry
Piyush and vinod .sorry maa
Phir hum log rone lagte hai
Ma.are rote nhi chalo chup ho jao aj tum logo ka birthday day chalo pehle cake kat lo phor hum saath mein khana khayenge maine tum logo ke liye bohut kuch banaya hai aur ha jaha tak baat hai tumhari sehat ki to ajj se uska dhyaan mein rakhna aur dekhna ek month ke andar mein sabhi ko ek deinpehalwan jaisa bna dungi.
Phir hum sabhi cake kat te hai aur khana khane ke baad hum sabhi sone ke liye ( ye sabhi niche zamin pe sote the ) let te hai
Vinod .ma badan bohut dukh raha hai
Ma.ladai ki hai to dukhe ga hi na
Arun .maa please kuch karo
Phir maa kuch sochne ke baad bolti hai
Ma. Tum sab apne kapde uturo aur nange ho jao
Me.kyaaa
Ma.kapde utaro
Arun.par
Piyush.par kyu maa
Ma.par war kuch nhi utaro jaldi
Vinod.kyu maa batao na
Ma. Batati hu tum log jaldi se utaro kapde
Aur itna bol ke maa kahi chali jati hai aur aur hum abhi sooch hi rahe the ki maa ne kapde utarne ko kyu kaha ki
To be continued....