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adi vijay se milkar ghar laut aaya tha aur ye sochne main laga hua tha ke ab gharwalon ko pune jane ke liye kaise manaye aur uska rasta use mil bhi gaya tha simple tha majority wins usko ek ek karke sabko apne side lana tha aur iski suruwat usne vijay se kithi taki jab mamla bigde toh uski madad sab kare ab ghar par pahuch kar usne ek najar sab par mari aur apne dada ke kamre main ghus gaya uske hathmain ek packet tha
adi-ram ram daddu je ke kar rahe ho
daddu- ram ram ke bacche subah se kathe tha tu
adi- wo vishi ne bulaya tha toh gaya tha
daddu- je hath main ke hai tere
adi- shahhhhhh dheere bolo yaar kisi ne sun liya toh afat aa javegi
daddu-(fusfusate huye) ke hai isme
adi- shamlal halwai ki kachori laya hun dahi khatai ke sath
daddu-(loud)oye (dhere) oye kachori oye shamlal ki chore dil khush kar diya tune la packet khol
adi-ha toh lo na khao na main thodi mana kar raha hu thare vaste hi toh laya hun fir jab tak daddu kachori kha rahe the adi ne unki kai photos nikal li aur jab unka khana khatam hua tab in bhaisab apni baat rakhi
adi- daddu aap se ek baat karni hai
daddu-haa bol bhai ke baat karni se taine
adi- daddu manne puna jana hai ek hafte ke vaste
daddu- kyu abhi abhi toh tu aaya hai ab wapas kyu jana hai taine
adi- are samjho yaar daddu mera kuch saman pada hai waha use wapas lana ha
daddu-na lalla tu abhi nahi ja sakta kahin
adi- dekho daddu taine mera namak khaya hai abhi na mat bolna yaar samjho yaar mere ko kaam hai waha isi liye jana hai
daddu- ek shart par tu ja sakega
adi-manjur main vishi ko mere sath leke ja raha hun
daddu- matlab tune pehle soch rakha tha ke main ke bolunga maan gaye teko
adi- are akhir pota kiska hun yaar
aise karte karte usne uski dadi bhabhi aur maa ko aaram se mana liya tha aur ab adi ka agla target thi uski badi bahen pakhi ke room ki or kyuki
adi-(door knock karte huye) kya main ander aa sakta hun miss pakhi bhardwaj
pakhi-nahi agar koi formality karne aaya hai toh nahi magar mera pyara bhai aaya hai toh wo aa sakta hai
adi- thik hai di kya kar rahi ho aap
pakhi-kuch nahi yaar in notes ke sath uljhi huyi hun yaar tu bata aa gaya vishi se milke
adi-ha acha suno na aapki help chahiye
pakhi- ha toh bol na
ye adi ki adat thi wo jab kahi phas jata toh usko guide hamesha pakhi hi karti thi
adi- mere ko wapas pune jana hai kuch dino keliye.
pakhi- kyu!! ab kya ho gaya achanak tuze pune kyu jana hai bhai kisi ne kuch keh diya kya tuze nahi ab tu kahi nahi jayega main jane nahi dungi tuze nahi matlab nahi.
adi- are yaar meri baat toh puri suno maine kaha muze kuch dino ke liye jana hai
pakhi- par kyu abhi abhi toh aaya hai tu aur jab jana hi tha wapas kuch dino ke liye toh sare kaam nipta ke aata tere
adi- my sweet sister tab muze pata nahi tha ke mere result itne jaldi aa jayega aur waise bhi muze hostel se mera bacha hua saman wapas lane jana hi toh tha waha se baar baar hone aa rahe hai muze mera room jald hi chod na padega taki wo dusro ko allot ho sake
pakhi- acha toh aisi baat hai fir agar ke baat hai to tu ja par jaldi wapas bhi aa aur.....
adi- pata hai main vishi ko sath le kar ja raha hun ab thik
pakhi- kab jana hi tuze
adi- parso aur ek help chahiye thi
pakhi- bol na main sun rahi hun
adi- wo riddhi ko bhi samjhana hai baki gharwalo ko maine mana liya hai
pakhi-kya!! na baba na main is jhamale main nahi padungi teri ladli hai wo tu hi mana use mere piche mat lag
adi- di plz yaar bas is mamle main help kar do meri plz
pakhi- thik hai par use school se toh aa jane de
jab riddhi school se laut kar aayi tab se dono bhai bahen uske aage piche karne main lage huye the uska nashta uski har baat main hami bharna par wo bhi chalak thi sab bate samajh rahi thi wo akhirusne puch hi liya
riddhi- di ,bhai kya chal raha hai aap logo ke dimag main kyu ye karkate kar rahe ho aap log
adi-guddu kuch bhi toh nahi tuze aisa kyu lag raha hai ke hamare dimag main kuch pak raha hai
riddhi- maine aisa kab kaha ke aapke dimag main kuch pak raha hai wo toh aap hi keh rahe ho bhai sach sach batao baat kya kyu ki main bhi aap logo ki hi bahen hun aur aap ki maan ki baat saaf samajh sakti hun
adi- main pune ja raha hun kuch dino ke liye
riddhi-thik hai jao....
riddhi ki is baat par dono adi aur pakhi ek dusre ko shock ho kar dekh rahe the kyuki dono ko hi ye andaza nahi tha ki riddhi itni jaldi maan jayegi par asal baat toh abhi baki thi
riddhi- par main bhi sath chalungi manjur hai toh bolo warna nahi
adi- kyaaa!!!
pakhi- Kyuuu!!!!
adi- nahi!!! tu nahi aayegi main aur vishi ja rahe hai abhi ke liye
riddhi- bhai maine bol diyana main bhi sath chaluyngi nahi to aap bhi nahi jaoge
adi-guddu jid nahi karte bat ko samjho abhi sirf main hi jaunga
riddhi- main bhi chalungi
adi-(haar kar)thik hai ja tayari kar 3 din baad jana hai
riddhi- love you bhai aur riddhi apne room ki or chali gayi
pakhi- baaz nahi aayega na tu parso jana hai or usko 3 din baad bola
adi-waha meri alag duniya hai alag dost hai bhasha alag hai abhi main waha riddhi ko nahi leke jaunga waise bhi main apna saman lane ja raha hun ghumne nahi
pakhi-ye bhi thik hai
adi- ab ye sadi huyi shakal mat banao aur tayar ho jao market jana hai mujhe apne dosto ko ache se good bye bola hai kuch gifts deke aur aapki choice bohot achi hai chalo
pakhi- manega nahi na tu chal
tayar hoke fir dono bhai bahen nikal gaye market ki or...
adi aur pakhi market se saman toh le aaye the baki fir kuch khas nahi hua unke ghar lautane ke baad adi ka agla din apni tayari main hi beet gaya tha par wo bhi riddhi se chupake uper se adi ka sabse bada tension ye tha ke usko apne dosto ko jawab bhi dena akhir wo kisi ko bina bataye jo jaipur wapas aa gaya tha par isme uski sanju puri madad karegi aisi use umeed thi par ab ye aage hi pata chalega ke uski umeed kitni khari utarti hai .
akhirkar wo din bhi aa hi gaya ke jab adi pune ke liye nikalne wala tha dono dost yani adi aur vishi apni flight ka intajar kar rahe the jisme adi koi kitab padh raha tha aur vishi airport par ladkiyo ko taad raha tha tabhi vishi kucg budbudaya
vishi- wow!!! kya model hai yaar ye toh pakka jaipur nahi ho sakta aisa lagta hai jaise kisi dusre grah se aayi hai
adi- o.....o mere bhai prithvi par wapas aaja aur apni ye chichor panti band kar de yaar
vishi- hmmm bola sala meri khushiyo ka dushman tere se main khush bardasht nahi hota na sale teri problam kya hai
adi- hey mahanubhav kripaya shant ho jaiye warna pichwade par ek laat padegi aur sari herogiri nikal jayegi teko bola hai na mere sath ye teri chichor harkate band kar diya kar
vishi- he he he he
adi-kya hua be
vishi- tu nahi kar sakta nahi mar sakta tu mujhe
adi-acha beta baap se panga abhi batata hun tuze
jaise hi adi vishi ko marne hua tabhi anouncement huyi ke unki flight ka security check suru ho chuka hai
vishi-dekha be fattu bola tha na viase ek baat mere samajh main nahi aayi tune riddhe ko aane ke liye na bola par mujhe leke ja raha hai aisa kyu
adi- wo kya hai na bade bhai saman jada hai isiliye kuli chahiye aur itna bol ke wo bhag gaya
vishi- sala haramkhor ruk be main bhi aa raha hun
aise hi hasi hasi main wolog pune p[ahuch bhi gaye the flight airport par land hgo chuki thi aur dono dost ba sbahar hi nikalne wale the adi ne bahar nikal ke ek taxi book ki kyuki uska hostel airport se thoda dur tha fir taxi se dono adi aur vishi nikal pade apne hostel ki or raste main jo bhi jagah padti unme se jo kuch bhi achi hoti to adi vishi ko uske bareme bata raha tha
akhir kar dono adi ke hostel pahuch hi gaye wo ek bahut purani pathar ki imarat thi jisko vishvashanti boys hostel ke naam se bhi jana jata tha vishi
taxi se utarte hu bas us hostel ko hi dekh raha tha
adi- chal bhai kya hua aise kya dekh raha hai
vishi- tu sale mereko ye bhoot bangle main kyu leke aaya be
adi-abe yaar dheere bol yaha rehne wale har student ki bhavnaye is hostel se judi huyi hai aur meri bhi isiliye is ke bare main kuch mat bolna samjha
vishi- vaise kitna purana hoga ye
adi- 103 saal par bhai us time ka arcitecture kamal ka tha manta hai ke nahi chal baki bate room main chal ke karenge aaja teko dikhata hyun ke maine 3 saal kaha gujare
vishi- chal na fir rah kiski dekh raha hai
fir wo dono adi ke room main jane ke liye huye to unko room main p[ahuche pahuche adha ghanta lag gaya kyuki jo bhi milta adi sae baat karne lag jata akhirkar wo pahuch hi gaye
adi- toh ye hai bhai mera room
vishi ne jaise hi room ki haklat dekhi to wo bol pada
vishi- abe sale isme to baithne ke liye bhi jagah nahi hai
adi- hainn...!!
darasl room ekdum bikhara hua tha har taraf saman faila hua tha kahi kitabe kahi kapde palang par adi ka bat so raha tha pure room ki aisi taisi huyi padi thi
adi- oo o sorry bhai main jaisa chod kar gaya tha vaisa hi hai bikul
fir adi ne fatafat sab saman sameta aur ek kone main lejakar daal diya
adi- tu ruk main pani le ke aata hun
vishi- hao jaldi aaiyo
adi room main aaya vishi ne pani piya fir pucha
vishi- ab kya pune main to aa gaye hai ab is shahar main ghumayaga bhai bas yahi rehna hai jaipur main to tu yaha ki badi tarif kar raha tha
adi-tarif nahi bhai abhimaan hai pune ke liye chal kal se tera pune darshan start karte hai shaniwaar wada se ruk mere dosto se milwata hun teko
fir adi ne apne ek dost ko phone lagaya
adi- hello pendya kuth aahe tu (kaha hai tu)
pendya- me sarasbaug main hu abhi aai ke sath ganpati ke darshan ko aaya hun tu kaha hai bhai hostel pe aaya tha tu room pe bhi nahi tha
adi- abe main abhi hostel main hun tu sabko leke aaja [phone cut]
vishi- ye kaisa naam tha bhai pendya
adi- abe uska naam prathmesh hai par hum usko pendya bulate hai yaha har ek ka ek special naam hai jaise pendya,babya
vishi-to tera kya naam hai
adi- bakwas na kar samjha chal teko sham ko sarasbaug ki bhel khilake launga, fir kal shaniwar wada ,tulsibaug ,dadguiseth ganpati dikhaunga , aur yerwada jel aur singhgad bhi dikhaunga aur fir tu sache man se boliyo ki teko pune kaisa laga
vishi- hao wo dekhenge abhi neend aa rahi hai main so raha hun
adi- thik hai soja main bahar hi hun.................
adi aur vishi jis din pune pahuche the us din kuch bhi khas nahi hua halanki adi ne vishi ki uske kuch khas dosto se pehchan karwai.
agle din subah jab vishi ki aankh khuli toh adi kisi se phone par baat karraha
tha
adi-han........ han bhai dagduseth par milta hu main........... han ....chal thik hai milte fir ..
(vishi se) uth gaye janab chal tayar ho ja teko aaj pune ghuma ke lata hun
vishi- han thik hai kis se baat kar raha tha phone par
adi- are kuch nai yaar mera dost tha tu naha le nashta apan bahar karenge
vishi naha kar ready hua tab tak adine apne kuch kaam nipta liye aur fir dono ne apne pune darshan ki shruwat dagduseth ganpati ke darshan se ki
vishi-wah bhai maja a gaya subah ki isse behtar shruwat nahi ho sakti thi
adi- tereko pata hai 1893 mainis mandir ka nirman hua tha karib 123 saal ka itihas hai is mandir ka aur ye maharashtra ke agrim darshniya jagah main se ek hai
jab ye dono bate kartehuye mandir se bahar nikal rahe the tab adi ko kisi ne hth dikhaya
adi- (bande ke gale lagte huye )hey bhai kaisa hai yaar
ladka - bas sab thik tu suna ye kon hai
adi- ye mera dst hai jaipur se aaya hai mere sath vishal.
ladka-(hath milate huye) hi bhai vishal
adi- aur vishi ye mere sabbe khas doisto main se ek khas isliye kyuki ye bhi adi hai but hum isko fighter bulate hai
vishi- fighter kyu ???
adi-kyuki isko jaha freedom milti hai fight kare deta hai . waise fighter tu aaj kya kar raha hai
fighter- kuch nahi kyu
adi- toh chal na main isko aaj pune dikha raha hun aur tere se acha guide mereko or kahi nahi milega
fighter- aisa kya to chal fir
fir ye teeno budhwar peth se hote huye main road par aaye
fighter- dekh vishi pune 3 cheezo ke liye famous hai study, culture, and hamara apna puneri abhimaan aur ha yaha ke mandir bhi kafi dekhne layak hai khas kar ganesh mandir kafi hai
vishi- hao bhai wo dikh hi raha hai
fighter- toh adi kaha chale ab
adi-main kya bolta hun shaniwar peth paas hi hai apan pehle wada dekhate
hai fir baki ka ghumayenge
fighter- ye bhi thik hai chalo
fir fighter ne bike ko start kiya aur kuch hi samay main wo log wada ke samne khade the
vishi- ye kaha aa gaye bhai ab
adi- abe ye hamare pune ki jaan, shaan, maan hai hamare pune ki garima hai hai
vishi- bhai samjhe aisa bateyaga
fighter- main batata hun bajirao mastani dekhi hai
vishi- ha par uska isse kya sambandh
fighter -wo puri ghatnaye yahi huyi the
vishi-acha film ka set hai acha hai
adi- abe ghonchu ye bajirao peshwa ka asal mehal hai shaniwar wada chal ander ghumata hun
fir adi aur fighter ne vishi ko pura mehal ghumaya mastani mahel se leke sab aur sath sath itihas bhi bata rahe the shaniwar wada ka shaam hjote hote vishi ko lagbhagsab jagah un logo ne vishi ko dikha di the
jisme patelshwar mandir ki gufa, tulsi baug ki gardi, saras baug ki bhel ,triweni ashram, chatur shrungi mandir ,shinde chatri yaha tak ke famous colleges jaise furgusion clg bhi ghuma diy tha aur filhal wo log singhgad fort se laut kar p.l. deshpande garden main baith kar vadapav kha rahe the
adi- ab bol bhai kaisa laga hamara pune tuze
vishi- mja aa gaya bhai maine toh sari photos apne camere main band kar di hai bhai kya lajawab shahar hai yaar
fighter- isiliye toh bhai humke abhiman hai hamare pune ka
vishi- sahi baat hai bhau
fighter- chal aadi main chalta hun kal apan logo ka result hai to kjal hostel pe milenge
adi- haan thik hai bhai thanks yaar hamaresath aane ke liye
fighter - bas kar pagle ab rulayega kya dost ke liye kuchbhi chal milta hun
fighter toh nikal gaya apne raste adi aur vishi bhi kuch der park main baith kar hostel ki or nikal gaye dono dinbhar ghumne se kafi thak gaye the unhone bahar hi khana khaya aur room main ghus kar sidha bed par gir ke so gaye
nayi subah se sapne bunte huye kyuki kal aane wala hai adi ka result vishi ka result pehle lag chuka tha rajastan board hone ke wajah se ab use bhi ye utsukta thi ki adi ka result kya aata
Aaj precedency cricket club kia ground puri tarah bhara hua tha charotaraf bas students ka shor hi shor tha kyuki aaj Maharashtra inter school cricket tournament ka final match tha aur jo do teams final tak pahuchi thi unme Nagpur ke st. xaviers ki team jo ki pure tournament main sabse khatarnak sabit hui thi aur dusri taraf thi pun eke vishwashanti gurukul ki team jo ab taqk ka apna pehla final khel rahi thi
Nagpur ki team ne pehle ballebaji ka faisla kiya tha aur wo unhone sahi sabit bhi kiya unhone 20 over main pune ke samne 231 ka laksh rakha tha jo ki ab tak ka sabse highest score tha is touenament main jawab main pune ki team ne bhi achi shuruwat ki pune ki salami Jodi ne pehle 6 overs main 73 runs jode jo ki ek record tha lekin.. kehte hai na ki cricket anishchittao khel hai 8 ve over nagpur ke khiladiyo ne pune ko do bade jhatke diye unke dono hi salami ballebaz pavilion laut chuke the mach bohit hi najuk mod par aa chukka tha pune team ke coach soch rahe the ki kise bheje tabhi unhe apne main batsman ka khayal aaya
Coach- (ek player se ) adi kaha hai jaldi bualo use uski jarurat hai abhi.
Adi- kyu thak rahe ho sir yahi hu pads bandh raha hoon aap timeout ka ishara karo ( to bhaiya ye hai hamari kahani ke mukhya kirdar aditya bharadwaj Jaipur ke jane mane businessman omprakash bhardwaj ke bete waise to ye ghar main sabki jaan hai lekin inki apne pita se kuch khas banti nahi aur inki utpatang harkato ke chalte hi ye pichle 3 saal se pune ke vishvashanti gurukul main reh rahe hai paiso ki inke paas koi kami nahi hai magar inme ghamand bhi nahi hai in 3 salon main adi ne apne bade bhai ke alava apne pariwar main kisi shakal bhi nahi dekhi aur apne pita ke upper gusse ke karan ye apne khud ke sage bhai ki shadi main bhi nahi gaye jo 1 saal pehle hui thi aur tabse ye apne bhai se bhi nahi mile hai baki ki bate to aapko aage pata chalti hi rahengi aayiye match par focus karte hai)
Umpire ke dwara timeout khatm hone ka ishara pte hi match dobara shuru hua pune ke 2 wicket girne ka asar ye hua ki jo runrate 12.5 se 13 ke beech tha wo ab 9.5 se 10 reh gaya tha ab halat ye thi pune ko 8 overs main 109 runs chahiye the jeet ke liye aur 7 wickets hath main thi yaniki ye waqt gear change karne ka tha crees par maujod un do ballebajo main ek hamare hero bhi tha 15 ve over ki samapti par team ka score 155-3 tha aur jeet ke liye 76 runs ki jarurat thi adi 32 ball main 49 par batting kar raha tha
match bohot hi najuk mod par tha overs beet rahe the adi ne apni half century puri kar li thi match ki aakahri ball jeet ke liye 2 runs ki jarurat aditya bhardwaj strike par aur ek boundry ke sath is cup aur is match ko vishwashanti gurukul pune ne apne naam kar liya jisme sabse bada yogdan adi ka tha 86* (48) apne is pradarshan ke liye use man of the match diya gaya tha par kon janta tha ki kal uska yaha aakhari din hai…
vishwashanti gurukul ki puri team lautkar wapas apne school aa chuki thi is jeet ki muskan school main maujud sabhi ke chehro par dekhi ja sakti thi in sab bato se viram le kar hamara hero aur uske dost apne school ki canteen main baith kar gappe hak rahe the aaj school ka akhari din tha fir chuttiyan thi in pichle 3 salon main adi ek baar bhi chuttiyon main ghar nahi gaya tha wo puri chuttiyan hostel main hi bitata tha aur in chuttiyon ka fayda utha kar usne hostel ke cook se kai sari cheeze banani seekhi thi jo ki baad main pata chalega to hum kaha the .......... ha canteen main
adi- pintya ja jake chai bol na
pintya- ok
tabhi canteen main ek ladki enter hui par wo kisi bhi angal se ladki nahi lag rahi thi jeans shirt piche bandhe huye baal shirt ki sleaves fold ki hui unki taraf aa rahi thi
pintya- are o aditya kitne aadmi hai re
adi- (us ladki ko dekhte huye) sanju pakad ke 8 ladke sardar
( je haa dosto ye hai sanjana karkhanis urf sanju is group ki ekmev ladki matlab naam se vahi karkate ladko wali hi hai adi ki sabse khas dost)
sanju-(full gusse main adi ki or badhti hui ) tuzya aai la tuzya........
adi- ye sanju nahi.......nahi dekh marna mat ............nahi mazak hota na rao jane de na
sanju - chal thik hai aaj tune school ka naam ucha kiya hai isiliye chod rahi hoon warna batati ki kya cheez hoon main
adi- sorry shaktimaan ..........
sanju- aaj tu party dega
adi- aisi galat femiya na pala kar tabiyat kharab ho jani hai teri ek din
sanju- dokyat jau nakos party yani party sabhi ek sath chillate huye hao bhai aaj party chahiye ache se de de warna yaha se bahar nahi ja payega
adi- done thuso haramkhoro anna(canteen ka malik) inko jo khana hai khila do aur meko chai do.ye sab shor sharaba shant hua sab dheere dheere nikalne lage ab canteen main sirf sanju aur adi hi the
sanju - tu ghar kab ja raha hai
adi -kyu tuze kya kaam hai
sanju - bata na
adi - aaj raat ki train hai
sanju - to tu nahi rukega yaha aage ki padhai nahi karega matlab ab hamari 3 salon ki dosti bichadne wali hai
adi- dekh sanju main sidhi baat karunga main 3 salon baad apnbe ghar ja raha hoon main apne pariwar main kisise nahi mila is darmayan ab bohot yaad aati hai unki khas karke maa ki ..
sanju -dekh tu na senti mat ho sala ladkiyo jaisa rota hai
adi - oye bakwas mat kar
sanju - ha ha ha tune ghar pe bata diya ki tu aa raha hai
adi- nahi ab tak nahi soch raha hoon surprise doon sabko
sanju- to kya plan hai
adi - dekh kuch khas nahi train waha mujhe rat ko 1:30 baje pahuchayegi to kar bhaiya ko phone par bata dunga ki main aa raha hoon raat main kisi kopata nahi chalega subah uth kar sab dekhenge to shock ho jayenge na
sanju - kitna bakwas sochta hai yaar tu
adi- to tu bata kya karu
sanju -na rahu de hech thik aahe
adi-chal main nikal ta hoon packing bhi karni hai aur wo jagah se uth gaya jaise hi wo gate pe pahucha
sanju-adi
adi- haan
sanju- humko bhulega to nahi
adi- pagal hai kya tu aur use gale laga liya
sanju- ja ab der ho rahi hai aur haan kutte sabko surprise kaisa laga iski khabar chahiye muze phone par samjha is waqt aankhe dono ki nam thi badi gehri dosti thi dono main aur aaj dono bichad rahe the pata nahi fir
kab mile
adi waha se nikal kar sidha apne hostel aaya aur apna saman leke nikal gaya apni manzil ki or apne shahar is baat se anjaan ki yahi se uski nayi shuruwat honi hai..
adi apne safar par nikal chuka tha train bas jaipur pahuchane hi wali thi raat ke 1;30 baj rahe the gadi apne nirdharit samay se deri se pahuch rahi thi adi ke man main ek ajab si udhedbun thi ki wo sabse kaise milega sabk sawalo ka kya jawab dega sabka kya reaction hoga inhi sab bato ke beech train se
jaipur ke platform paraana shuru kar diya gadi rukte hi log apna saman leke utarne lage adi bhi apna saman leker platform par khada apne bhai ka intazar kar raha tha ki tabhi uske pith par jordar lat padi wo ladkhadakar girte girte bacha
adi- tuzya aayla tuzya kon aahe be aur jaise hi wo piche muda ek aur mukka par abki bar usne maar ne wale ka chehra dekh liya tha
adi- bhaiya yaar itni jor jor se kyu maar rahe ho station par sab dekh rahe hai
ye aur koi nahi uska bada bhai tha vijay bhardwaj jinhone station par hi use pitna suru kar diya tha
vijay- abe gaur se dekh platform khali hai train aakhari platform par ruki thi aur jo log utre the wo ja chuke the
adi-(khud se ) o bete ab to gaye
vijay- kya bola tu
adi- kuch..kuch nahi bhaiya main to bol raha tha ghar chal kar mar lena baki ka abhi kasar nikaloge kya
vijay - maru nahi to kya karu ek to itne solon baad aaya hai uper se main milne aane wala tha to mana kar diya meri shadi ho gayi usme bhi nahi aaya aur ab ghar main kisiko batane ko bhi mana kiya hai wah
adi- chodo na bhaiya chalo ghar badi joron ki neend aa rahi hai aur nikal liye
vijay- oye hero ye saman
adi- kya bhaiya main itna lamba safar karke aaya hun ab bag bhi uthau bacche ki jaan loge kya
vijay- hao chup chap saman utha aur bata tune kuch khaya
adi - gadi main khaya tha ab wo chodo chalo ghar subah jaldi sabko surprise dena hai subah aur donobhai nikal pade apne ghar ki or jo ki ek alishan bangla tha
adi- bhaiya aapne ghar par kya bataya ki kaha ja rahe ho kahi bhabhi ko shak vak na ho jay aap par
vijay- dunga ek tere chaker main subah se ghar se bahar hoon office se sidha yaha aaya hoon
adi-haa to usme konsi badi baat hai apne chote bhai ke liye itna to karoge hi na ..
aise hi hasi maak karte huye wo apne ghar pahuch kar apne apne kamre main chale gaye ab dekhna ye hai ki subah sab ke reactions kya hote hai kuch ke to expected honge to kuch ke unexpected.......
naya din nikal chuka tha suraj ne charo taraf apni lalima bikherna shuru kar di thi dheere dheere din chadne laga tha bhardwaj pariwar ke log uth chuke the ghar main chahal pahel suru thi ghar ke sabhi log nashte ka intaar kar rahe the siway do ko chod kar jinko aap sab jante hi hai
"ye viju kathe reh gayo abhi tak aayo koni " in se mileye ye hai is ghar ke mukhiya shri harnarayanji bhardwaj adi ke daddu (dadaji) ye fauj se retair hai aur decipline ke kafi pakke hai aur samay ke kafi paband inka manna ye hai ki jab ghar main sab log maujud ho to nashta ya khana sab ne sath main karna chahiye
" thare ko koi kaam nahi hai ke jab dekho chore ke piche pad jate ho raat ko deri se aaya tha wo aaram kar raha hai " ye hai shrimati shushiladevi bhardwaj yani dadiji daddu sirf inhi se darte hai
daddu- o tu chup kar manne mhare niyam mat samjha o bahu
" ji daddu " ye hai mrs radhika bhardwaj hamare hero ki bhabhi maine batayua tha na 1 saal pehle hi shadi hui hai
daddu- viju utha nahi ab tak
radhika - wo bas aa hi rahe honge .
waise aapko bata du ki dono ki love marrigae thi jo ki badme arranged karwai gayi thi khair wo story bad main
adi - kyo thak rahe ho daddu shant ho jao warna bp badh jana hai thara
daddu- ye kon bola
adi- are piche to palto thara chota pota hun
daddu- are mer bacce idhar aa
adi - pai lagu daddu kaise tabiyat hai thari
daddu- tu aago hai na to sab thik ho jayego
adi- wo to hai hi (dadi ke taraf badh te huye) pai lagu dadi
dadi- tu ja merese baat na kar tu ek baar bhi milne nahi aaya
adi - maaf karde na dadi dekh kaan pakdu hoon
daddu- waise chore tu aaya kab aur khabar kyu nahi ki
adi- daddu khabar kar ke dusro ke ghar jaya jata hai aur main toh apne hi
ghar aaya hun
dadi- par bata toh deta kisi ko lene bhejhte akele kyu aaya
adi- akele kaha dadi viju bhaya lene aaye the na maine hi uhne mana kiya tha kisi ko batane se acha ab aa gaya hunm to kuch khane ko do yaar badi bukh lagi hai baki log kaha hai ghar ke
dadi- are aaj ravivar hai toh tere benhe aur bhabhi kitchen main hai aur teri maa tere pita ke udaipur jane ki tayari kar rahi hai
adi- achhaaa toh hitler udaipur ja raha hai (fir kuch soch ke) main abhi aaya.
main abhi aaya bol ke adi nikal gaya kitchen ki or waha pahuch kar usne jhank kar dekha to ander uski badi bahen pakhi thi
pakhi usse 3 saal badi aur vijay se 1 saal choti thi jisko adi ke pitaji ne adopt kiya tha par ye baat ghar main kisi ko pata nahi hai pakhi abhi apna graduation complete karne wali hai
chaliye wapas aate hai kahani par adi ne jhank kar dekha to pakhi aata gundh rahi thi aur kasam se use iusme bohot mehnat karni pad rahi thi
adi- jane do na di tumse na ho payega
pakhi-tu chup reh bittu (bittu-hero ka ghar ka naam)mujhe mat bata
(fir achanak jaise current laga ho piche palat kar) bittu ???? bittu????
par jab tak wo palat kardekhti adi waha se gayab ho chuka tha
pakhi- shayad mera bharm hoga
adi-whoooooo!!!!!!
pakhi- aahhhh!! kon hai
adi- ha ha ha dara diya na di
pakhi - mabtab tu sahi main aa gaya hai aur main soch rahi th ki bharm hoga
adi - par man na padega di ek jhatke main pehchan liya jabki mujhe lag raha tha ke meri awaz main kafi badlav aaya hai
pakhi- badlav awaz main nahi tuzme aaya hai body wagaira achi bana li hai tune aur waise bhitu tu jaan hai meri main aankh band karke bhi tuze pehchan sakti hoon
adi- maan gaye bhai bahen ho to aap jaisi
"aur main sari tarif sirf di ke liye mere liye kya "
adi- o bete ab fase di ye aapne bohot galat kiya
pakhi - maine kya kiya ???
adi- ye ghar par hai bataya kyu nahi
jee haan ye uski jaan hai jisne pure ghar ki jaan basti hai adi ki chti bahen riddhi abhi haal hi main 10 maingayi hai par nakhre to inke kya kehne
riddhi- bhai sari tarif to di ko de di uper se aa rahe ho ye bhi nahi bataya main naraz hoon
pakhi - waise tu aaya kab
adi- kal raat ko bhaiya station aaye the
riddhi-hooooo matlab viju bhaiya ko pata tha ab to aap gaye
adi- di bachao yaar
pakhi- na ye meri tarf se bhi saza hai main bhi naraz hoon
adi - ye sahi hai nahi matlab bhai itne salo baaditne dur se aaya hai aur tum log naraz ho thik hai main jo tum logo ke liye laya tha wo wapas bhijwa dunga
riddhi -nahi kya lay ho aap
apne jeb main se kuch packet nikalte huye
adi- ye lo pune ki world famous chitale ki bhakarwadi aisa swad aur kahi nahi aur achanak riddhi uske gale lag kar rone lagi
adi-are riddhi kya hua ro kyu rahi hai
riddhi-bhai ab aap kahi jaoge to nahi na
adi- ab main apni gudiya ko chod kar kahi nahi jaunga
riddhi - promise
adi - pakkawala promise chal ja ab mujhe di se kuch baat karni hai
"tum ek kaam thik se nahi kar sakti ho kya sharda maine tum se kitni baar kaha hai meri official cheezon ko idhar udhar mat rakha karo ab ek file mil nahi rahi hai"
in se mileye ye hai ompraksh bhardwaj is ghar ke karta purush jhaipur ke ek jane mane businessman kai log inhe self made kehte hai ab bhaiya mere to ek baat samajh nahi aati ki inko bhagwan ne banaya hai ya inhone khud ko khair chodo
adi- di ye sab kya chal raha hai hitler ab bhi nahi sudhra kya
pakhi- tu chup kar papa hai wo hitler nahi
adi- ha ha tum unhi ki side lo akhir ladli beti jo ho unki
pakhi- aisa nahi hai tere yaha se jane ke baad unke swabhav main bhi kafi parivartan aye hai tuze yaad hai pichle 3 salo main tune kisi se bhi sidhe mu baat nahi ki phone par jab humne tuzse baat karne call lagaya to ya to tune recieve hi nahi kiya or baat bhi ki to rukhi rukhi tuze pata hai maa par iska kitna asar pada hai kitni tuti hai wo ander se .
pakhi- maa ka to fir bhi dil ro kar thoda kalka ho jata magar papa wo to ro bhi nahi sakte magar dard unko bhi hota hai tu is ghar ki jaan hai bhai aur tune unhe apna gunhegar mana ki unhone tuze decipline sikhane ke liye apne se alag kiya aur maa se tune isiliye baat nahi ki kyuki unhone papa ke faise main sehmati di
pakhi- tune yaha ki apni harkato par gauyr kiya hai kisi ko bhi kaise bhi kahi bhi kuch bhyi bol dena kisi se bhi lad lena bastamizi karna security ki pant main fatake lagana ye kis tarah ke lakshan hai bata muze aur in adaton ko sudharne unhone kuch kade faisle liye to kya galat kiya aur itna bolte bolte uski aankhon main pani aa gaya
adi - di shayad aap sahi ho galtiyan dono taraf se huyi thi par ab nahi aur ye baat aapne sahi kahi ki kabhi kabhi hame kuch acha pane ke liye kuch cheezo se nata todna padta hai
pakhi- maine aisa kab kaha
adi- matlab to wohi tha na aur ha main ab bhi wohi hun jo 3 saal pehle tha parab control main hun to ye mat samajhna ki main badal gaya hun kyuki suraj ko tapne se rokna aur mujhe badalna asan nahi hai koi shak....
pakhi- par ek baar meri bato ko sochna
adi - sochna kya hai di amal karna hai main decide kiya hai ki hitler i mean papa ko mast ek jadu ki jhappi dunga aur nayi surwat karunga
pakhi- aur maa
adi- are wo maa hai papa se pehle hai wo mere liye chalo maa se milke aata hun fir bhabhiji ko apna intro dunga
pakhi- thik hai
adi- app lage raho aate ke sath
pakhi- ooo yaar tere chakker main rah gaya aaj mast sone ka plan tha to maa ne utha kar parathe bananelaga diye yaar
pakhi ke samjhane ke baad adi ko apni galtiyon ka ahsas ho gaya tha wo ye baat samajh gaya tha ki jo bhi hona tha ho chuka hai ab us baat ko pakadke rakhne se koi fayda nahi hai to ab kyu na nayi shruwat karni chahiye yahi sab sochte huye wo pahucha apni maa se milne jisne use is duniya main laya tha pehla shabd bolna sikhaya tha har baat puri ki thi adi jaise hikamre main pahucha to uske pitaji kamre main nahi the aur darwaze ke taraf uski maa ki pith thi
adi-maa.......
maa- haa ..........
aur jaise hi unhone palat kar dekha to samne adi khada tha usko dekhte hi unki aankhon main pani aane laga akhir maa thi aur itne salon baad apne bacche ko dekh rahi thi bhavnayen to umad kar aana hi hai na adi ne aage bina kuch kahe hi apni maa ko gale laga liya gale main shabd atak gaye the aankhe uski bhi nam ho gayi thi aur apne jigar ke tukde ko apne sine se laga karek maa kitna sukhi mehsus karti hai iski umeed bhi nahi lagayi ja sakti doston.
pata nahi kaise ker leti hai maa itna pyar apne bacchon ko bina kisi swarth ke bna kisi icha ke apna sab kuch apne bacche ki ek awaz pe luta sakti hai na jane kaise bina bole hi man ki baat jaan leti hai maa bhagwan ka dusra naam hai maa aap chahe kahi par kisi bhi halat main ho jo sukun maa ke aanchal main hai na wo is duniya main kahi nahi hai jaha koi swarth koi khwashish nahi hai bas hai to sirf mamta aur sirf pyaar hi pyar or yahi sukun is waqtadi mehsus kar raha tha
maa- kaisa hai mera baccha kitna badal gaya hai tu
adi- main thik hun maa tum kaisi ho
maa- kaisi ho sakti hun tuze ek baar bhi hamari yaad nahi aai
adi- yaad to bohot aai maa man kiya ki abchod ke tere pass aa jau par meri apni soch hi mere aade aa gayi par ab aa gaya hu na to wada karta hun maa tumhe chad kar ab kabhi kahin nahi jaunga
maa- kitna badal gaya hai tu kafi lamba bhi ho gaya hai aur dubla bhi ye sun kar uske chehre par ek muskan aa gayi
adi- pata hai maa agar main sumo fighter bhi hota na to tum yahi kehti ki kitna dubla ho gaya hai
maa- tu kab aaya aur kuch khaya ke nahin muze pata hai tuze bhukh sahen nahi hoti
adi - main thik hun raat ko aaya hun maa bhaiya station lene aye the aur ha ab maine apni bhukh par control karna sikh liya hai
maa- par viju ne to kal aisa kuch bataya nahin
adi- maine hi mana kiya tha batane se acha vo chodo par absahi main bhukh lag rahi hai
maa- tu ruk main abhi kuch leke aati hun
aur wo jaldi se kichen ki or badh gayi idhar hamare hero jaise hi bahar ki or badhe to uske pitaji darwaze par khade unki bate sun rahe the aankhe namthi par ye bat adi senahi chupi
adi- kaise hai mr. bhardwaj suna hai aap kahi ja rahe hai
papa-(ek kathodtaq apne chehre par latehuye yahi unka hathiyaar tha apna dard chupane ka ) thik hun parab tum aa gaye ho to aage ka pata nahi kya ho
adi- mujhe lagta hai aapko kisi cheez ki jarurat hai aur itna bolte huye usne apne papa ko gale laga liya
adi- im sorry papa mujhemaaf kar dijiye
papa-ye kya natak hai chodo mujhe
adi- papa koi dekhe ya na dekhe par mujhe pata hai aapne apne ander kitha dard chupa rakha hai kitni takleef hui hai aapko meri wajah se par abnahi higi aurmain kuch natak nahi kar raha hun mujhe apne pita se juth bolne ki jarutat nahi hai
bas fir kya tha bhale hi kitna hi kathor kyu na ho akhir baap tha kas le apne bete ko gale laga liya
papa- i m sorry bete maine tumhe tumhere pariwar se dur bheja i m sorry
adi- ab wo sab chodo papa ab aaj se nayi shruwat
papa- aaj mai bohot khush hun mujhe mera beta wapas mil gaya hai bahot khush hun main aaj ..
