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subah adi need se jag kar jaldi fresh hoke apna bag lekar hi niche utra tha jisme admission ke liye lagne wale sabhi documents the jab wo niche aaya tab sabhi nashta kar rahe the
adi- are wah aaj kya hai nashte main khair jo bhi hai jaldi le aao badi bhukh lagi hai
adi- ab bhai bakre ki amma kab tak khair manayegi vmv college ja raha hun admission ke liye
vijay- kya are ye nisha bhi wahi ja rahi hai acha hai tu ja raha hai warna mujhe jana padta
adi- usko kya kaam hai waha pe
riddhi- bhai lagta hai aaki yaddasht kamjor hai nisha didi yaha padhne ayi hai aur unko bhi vmv main hi admission lena hai
adi- thik hai to fir chalo nisha nikalte hai mere dost bhi mera wait kar rahe honge
adi nisha ko leke admission ke liye nikal gaya pehle to wo main chowk par gaya jaha uski mandali uska intajar kar rahi thi aur nisha unke liye bilkul ajnabi thi
adi- are kya haal hai bhai log
rahul- bas maje me bhai par tu adha ganta late hai aur ye tere sath kon hai
adi- let me introduce you ye hai miss nisha shrivastava meri bhabhi ki choti bahen hai aur hamare sath hi yaha padhne aayi hai aur nisha ye hai mere dost ye kutta ye kamina aur ye hai harami
vishi- ha aur hai hamara sardar dk bose
vishi ki is baat par rahul aur jatin khub hase
vishi- waise hello nisha ji myself vishal
nisha- hi
rahul- I m rahul khanna
jatin-and myself jatin shekhawat
nisha-nice to meet you all
adi- ho gaya tum logo ka ya aur bhi kuch baki hai
jatin- tere ko kyu pareshani ho rahi hai be hum terese thode hi baat kar rahe hai tabhi adi ki najar ek ladki par gayi jise kuch ladke ched rahe the
adi- acha baki ki bate baad main karenge nisha kya tum vishi ke sath chali jaogi main thodi der main pahuchta hun
rahul- par tu ja kaha raha hai
adi- wapas laut kar bataunga abhi tum niklo
adi un sab ko rawana kar ke apni bike leke us ldki ki or chal diya jaha use kuch lunde pareshan kar rahe the aur sidha bike uske bagal main le jakar roki
aise adi ke achanak aane se wo ladki ekdum se dar gayi magar fir use kuch aisa dikha ke wo nischint ho gayi
adi- are nimmi tu yaha kaha ghum rahi hai bauji kab se tera intajar kar rahe hai
ladki- wo main...
adi- koi nahi chal main ghar chod deta hun tuze aur ye log kon hai
jaise hi adi ne un ladko ki or ishara kiya unki to halat ki kharab ho gayi aur wo sumdi main waha se khisak liye fir adi ne us ladki ko auto stop ke paas chod diya
adi- lo yaha se tumhe pure shahar main kahi bhi jane ke liye auto mil jayega
ladki- thanks par mera naam nimmi nahi hai
adi- kya fark padta hai ho to kisi ki bahen hi na par mere ek baat samajh main nahi aayi tum un ladko se dar rahi thi aur mere sath nischint ho kar bike par aa gayi aisa kyu
ladki- tumhari gadi par main chatarpati shivaji ki photo dekhi tabhi main samajh gayi thi ke tum galat nahi kar sakte
adi- wo sab thik hai par agar tum un main se ek ko bhi thappad maar deti na to ye naubat hi nahi aati madam self dekence karna sikho warna har bar koi chatrapati ka bhakt tumhe bachane nahi aayega inta bol ke adi waha se nikal gaya jaha use jana tha aur wo ladki bhi sahi se uske ghar pahuch gayi
par jab adi college pahucha to waha ka najara hi kuch aur tha admission ke liye waha is waqt kafi bhid thi aur apne dosto ko dhundne ke liye usne phone nikala
vishi- ha adi kaha hai tu
adi- abe tum log kaha ho main filhal main gate par khada hun
vishi- bhai ander aaja hum admission ki line main khade hai bohot lambi line hai adi fir dhundte huye apne dosto ke paas pahucha unka number takriban takriban sabse akhir main tha
adi- mar bete lagta hai yaha to pura din jayega aaj
jatin- ha be thoda jaldi aana chahiye tha
adi- ek kaam karo tum yahi khaderaho aur apne apne form aur documents mujhe do aur nisha kaha hai
vishi- wo waha ladkiyo ki line main khadi hai
adi-acha tum sab tumhare documents jama karo main aata hun
fir adi sidha nisha ke pass gaya
adi- kyu madem maja aa raha hai
nisha- bahut
adi- acha apna form aur documents do kuch jugad laga kar aata hun
nisha-par karoge kya inse
adi- yaar tumko jitna bola utna karo aur line main hi khadi rehna bahar mat nikalna
nisha se uska form leke adi ne apne dosto se bhi unke documents liye
rahul- bhai bata to sahi karne kya wala hai tu
adi- bas tu intajar kar kuch jugad laga kar aata hun aur line mat chodiyo
fir adi nikal gaya jugad lagane pata nahi uske dimag main kya chal raha tha
adi ne sab ke paas se unke documents aur form jama kiye aur sidha college ki building main dakhil hua jaha college ka staff maujud tha adi ne un sa par ek najar daudai tab use ek banda najar aaya jo uske kaam aa sakta tha
asal main admissiom ka procedure kuch aisa tha ke bahar cleark ke window par aapko form jama karna hai wo use ek baar wahi verify karenge taki usme koi mistak na ho fir wo us form ko aage staff room main bhejenge final verifiaction and sining ke liye fir ek peon aapke un applications ko admission hed se sign karwa ke dusre window par jama karega jaha se aapko aapke fee structure ke bareme bataya jayega aur fir teesri window par aapko apni fee jama karni hai aur reciept le kar admission confirm karni hai itna lamba matter tha
wo aur is procedure main gardi dekh kar pura din lagne ki sambhavana thi aur pakhi isi college ki student hone ke karan usne adi ko sab samjhaya hua tha isiliye in mhashay ne ander ek peon ko pakda jo un applications ko ek table se dusre par pahucha raha tha ab is pure wakye main us ko bhi pat tha ke form kaisa bhara hua hona chahiye isiliye wo peon bhi aapke form ko utna ache severify kar sakta tha jitna cleark adi ne sabse pehle us peon ke batch par uska naam dekha to waha shambhu likha tha
adi-are shambhu bhaiya ek min
shambhu- kya baat hai bolo mere paas samay nahi hai dekho kitna ladka log line main khada hai
adi- are jara in pancho forms ko dekh kr bataiye na ye sahi hai ya nahi
shambhu- ha to line main aa jao sab dekh lenge
adi- are shambhu bhaiya itni lmbhi line hai sir jaldi main kaha ache se check kar paynge aap hi dekh lo na sir bhi khush ho jayenge unka time bach jayega
shambhu- aisa kya batao fir
shambhu ne wo form check kiye
adi- shambhu bhaiya tohda jaldi sign nahi ho sakta kya meri dadi bimar hai aur ghar main koi nahi hai
shambhu- ruko hum kuch karte hai ye form sahi hai bas panch minute
fir shambhu ne kuch chakri chalai aur wo pancho form adi ke hath main lakar de diye
shambhu- le lo ab bas fee (ek counter ki or ishra karte huye) waha jama karwa do ho gaya tumhara kaam
adi-dhanyawad shambhu bhaiya ye lijiye aapki fees
shambh- are nahi bhai hum nahi le sakte ye ye hamare usulo ke khilaf hai hum to bs tumhari madad karrahe the
adi-are shambhu bhaiya dinbhar bhag dud karte ho aaj apne is chote bhai ki or se nashta kar lo mana mat karo
shambhu- aisa kya tab thik hai
tabhi shambhu ko cleark ne awaz de di
shambhu-acha tum niklo hum aate hai
adi shambhu se vida leke fees bharne pahucha waha students kam the is waqt to usne sabki fees jama karwai jiske paise usne pehle hi sab se leliye the aur recieptle kar apnedosto ke paas pahucha
adi- nisha chalo yaha se kuch nashta kar ke aate hai
nasha-are par yaha.........
adi- chodo na chalo mere sath canteen main
adi nisha ko leke canteen pahucha aur phone kar ke sabko waha bula liya kuchder baad wo sab haste huye canteen main nashta kar rahe the
rahul- thankyou bhai bacha liy aj tunemere to pair dard kar rahe the
adi- manta hi ke nahi
jatin-sahi bola rahul uper se mere ko is bat ki tension ho rahi thi ye dk bose hamare application leke gaya kaha par bacha liya bhai tune
adi- manta hai ke nahi
vishi-hatsoff to you bro
adi- manta hai ke nahi
nisha- waise mujhe nahi pata tha ke tumhara dimag is bato main itna fast hai
adi- are madem apko bohot kuch nahi pata ye assal puneri dimag hai made in pune ab to bas intajar hai college suru hone ka jo 10dino bad hoga
rahul- ha bhai ek bar fir itne sal baad apni chaukdi college main dhum machayegi
vishi- sahi bola bhai
par adi is waqt kahi khoya hua tha
nisha- kya hua adi kya soch rahe ho
adi- kuch nahi apne puneri dosto ki yaad aa gayi humne waha itne kand kiye na bhai main bata nahi sakta
vishi- par tu subah gaya kaha tha jab hum yaha aa rahe the
adi- are kuch nahi wo hua yu ke...........
fir adfi ne sabk puri baat batai us ladki ke bare main jiski usne subah madat ki thi adi ki bat sunkar sabne uske liye taliya bajai aur sabhinikal gaye college se apne apne ghar ki or......
sabhi logo ka admission adi ne apne tarike se dimag laga ke kar diya tha ab ye log nikal chuke the apne apne gharo keliye abhi to college suru hone main 10 din baki the jab adi aur nisha ghar pahuche to waha ka najara hi kuch aur tha adi ke dada dadi kahi bahar ja rahe the
adi- kathe ja rahe ho daddu dadi aaplog
dadi- beta kalkatta ja rahe hai tere bua ke yaha kuch dino ke liye
adi- par achanak aur mujhe is bare main kisine kuch khabar bhi nahi kari
pakhi- ab tu koi narendra modi to hai nahi jo tere ko is desh main kya ho raha hai iski khabar ho
adi- ha par family member to hu na yaar aise todhe hi hota hai achanak plan bana aur nikal liye ek procedure hoti hai usko bhi follo karna padta hai
pakhi- are mere bhai teri procedure hum baad main sun lenge abhi dadu ki flight ka waqt ho raha hai airport bhi pahuchana hai
adi-thik hai chalo main bhi chalta hu aaplogo ko chodne airport lao bhaiya car ki chabi do
vijay- tuze car chalani aati hai
adi- ye dekho mera licence main bike car dono chala sakta hun ab khush
dadi- are chalo
radhika- ek inute dadi-dadaji
fir ghar ki bahu hone ke karan radhika ne dono ke pair chuye
dadi- khush raho, sada sughagan raho
vijay- ho gaya ab chale
adi aur vijay ne dada dadi ka saman uthaya aur car ki dikki main rakhke car dauda di airport ki taraf
Adi aur vijay ne daddu aur dadi ko plane se rawana kar diya tha aur ab wo log ghar ke liye nikal rahe the magar is bar kuch changes the is baar car vijay drive kar raha tha dono bhai mast apni bate karte huye ghar ki or ja rahe the ke adi ka phone baj utha screen par naam dekha to prathamesh likha hua aa raha tha jise dekh kar adi ke chehre par ek muskaan aa gayi
Adi-ha bhau pendya bola kase aahat aapan(kaise hai aap)
Pendya-abe te sod tu ye bata ke apne match ke final wale din tera kisi se panga hua tha kya ya kisi ne tuze kuch bola tha kya
Adi(apne dimag par jor dalte huye)-nahi bhai aisa to kuch bhi nahi hua tha
Pendya-abe bhai ek bar fir se ache se soch main anjali ki baat kar raha hun wo tere yaha se jane se pehle tumse mili thi kya
Adi-are yaar kon anjali be
Pendya-abe anjali rana jo tere piche padi huyi thi
adi- ya yaad aaya wo mili thi meko main sanju se milkar canteen se hostel ki taraf ja raha tha tab aur bhai tu yakin nahi manega usne waha propose kiya tha muze ye sun kar vijay shocked ho kar adi ki taraf dekh raha tha
pendya-to tune kya kaha tha
adi- maine mana kar diya tha bhai aur kya bolunga tere ko pata hai muze is sab chakkro se chid hai aur waise bhi main usi raat jaipur ke liye ravana hone wala tha isiliye mana kar diya tha
pendya-yahi to kand ho gaya bhai apna match huy 25 din ho chuke hai aur in 25 dino main us ladki ne 2 baar sucide karne ki koshish ki hai aur to aur uska baap chandrachur rana yaha ka don hai aur wo tere ko dhundne jaipur aa raha hai
adi-abe yaar sala matter to bohot bada ho gaya be
pendya- abe usne tera pata puchne hostel ke liye 2-3 ladko ko mara bhi aur apna wo rohit hai na jisse tera jhagda hua tha wo bhi ishi ke sath mila hua hai ye bate usi ne hi angali kebaap ko batai thi
adi- sala kamina chod tum sab thik ho na
pendya- ha hum sab log thik hai tutera khayal rakhna isiliye phone kiyatha aur kuch bhi pareshani ho to batana hum sab waha aa jayenge
adi-sure man ab bas aane de usko dekh lenge chal bye
adi ne phone rakha to paya ke vujay use sawaliya najro se ghur raha hai
adi- kya .....pehle kabhi meri shakal nahi dekhi kya
vijay- kya bate kar raha tha kiska phone tha aurye propose vagaire ka ky chakker hai
adi-batata hu bhai wo hua yun ke .....................................(fir adi ne uske rohit se huye jhagde se lekar angali ke propose tak ki sari kahani vijay ko batadi)............... aur fir main yaha aa gaya
vijay-dekh tu tension mat le main sab sambhal lunga
adi- bhai ab to tension rana ko hogi mere ko nahi
vijay- tu aisa waisa kuch nahi karega jo bhi matter hoga tu pehle muze batayega main sab handel karlunga
adi-par is bare main ghar par mat batana faltu main unko bhi tension ho jayegi aur raha sawal in gundo ka to unke liye maine kuch soch rakha hai
vijay- kya??
adi- mera funda simple hai bhai pehle yar se samjhao bat agar na mane to do khinch ke laat aane do unlogo ko akhir unko bhi to pata chale ke hum yaha ke badshah hai . ab aayega maza............
adi aur vijay ghar pahuch chuke the jaha vijy adi ki bato se thoda pareshan tha wahi adi bilkul samanya dikh raha tha use is baat se koi farak nahi pad raha tha ke koi don uski shadi apni beti se jabardasti karwana chahta hai balki wo to situation ka pura maza lene ke aur don ki marne ke mud main tha
jab vo dono ghar ke ander pahuche to waha siway pakhi aur riddhi ke koi nahi tha aur wo dono bhi koi bakwas sa tv serial dekh rahi thi jiska naam lena main jaruri nahi samajhta
ghar main enter hote hi vijay to apne room main fresh hone chala gaya aur adi apni behno ki aur badh gayawahi dusri or adi ki maa aur bhabhi
kitchen main khana bana rahi thi halanki ghar main naukar chkar to bahut the magar is gharke kuch niyam the jaise ki ghar main khana ghar ki bahu hi banayegi aur ye niyam khud adi ki dadi ne set kiye the isiliye na manne ka sawal hi nahi tha adi sidha jake riddhi ke bagal main baith gaya
adi-hi beautiful kya haal hai
riddhi-oho aaiye mr handsome haal to kafi acha tha kuch der pehle
adi- kyu guddu kya hua
riddhi-(pakhi aur tv ki or ishara karte huye ) wo dekho bhai di koi sada sa show dekh rahi hai aur main bore ho rahi hun
adi-aisa hai kya ruk kuch sochne de ..................idea!!
jaha is dono ke dimag main kuch khichadi pak rahi thi wahi pakhi puri tarah tv main khoyi huyi thi aur tv par koi bakwas sa cooking show chal raha tha aur is show ko dekhne ke chakkar main pakhi ne ye bhi dhayan nahi diya adi aur riddhi mil kar kuch planing kar rahe hai aur isi ka fayda uthaya adi ne wo haule se uth kar pakhi jis sofe par baithi thi uske piche ja kar chup gaya aur remote utha kar channel change kar diya adi ki ye harkat dekh kar riddhi man hi man has rahi thi aur jaise hi channel change hua tab pakhi ki thandi tooti
Pakhi-kisne ki ye vaihayat harkat guddu chal wapas kar remote ya mera cooking show fir se suru kar de
Riddhi-par didi maine to kuch kiya hi nahi main to yaha aapse kitna dur baithi hu
Pakhi-fir kisne.change kiya channel dekh muze pata hai tere ko ye show pasand nahi hai tune hi kiya hoga
Adi(sofe ke piche se bahar aate huye)-oho di chodo na yaar kyu meri guddu ke piche pade rehte ho hamesha
Pakhi-dekho to aaya bada behan ka bhai usko bol na ke mujhe sataye nahi
Adi-uska haq hai wo ghar main sabse choti hai wo kuch bhi kar sakti hai
Riddhi-absolutely right bhai
Adi-aur aap dekho jaha puri duniya Olympic games ke piche pagal huyi padi hai aur aap is cooking show main busy ho waise bhi bana bana ke sirf maggi hi banoge na
riddhi(adi ke kaan main)-bhai ye kuch jyada nahi ho gaya
Adi-hi(usi style main)-koi nahi ab bol diya toh dekh lenge
Pakhi-acha main banati hu tuze abhi maggi
Aur fir bhaiya suru huyi pakhi ke hato adi ki kutai aur wo bechara nahi sorry ke alava kuch bol hi nahi paya
pakhi- teri kisine rai puchi thi kya mere cooking ke bare main
adi- are par hum badshah hai bina mange bhi apni rai de sakte hai
riddhi- bhai ab to aap gaye
inka is mini yudh ko viram inki matashree ne lagaya
maa- ye kya tum log kutte billiyo ki tarah lad rahe ho bacche nahi ho ab
adi-aur nahi to kya suno di maa aapko bol rahi hai
maa- main tum dono ko bata rahi hu
tab tak inke pita shree bhi aa chuke the aur ye sabhi log khana khane dining table par baithe the magar abhi bhi vijay kuch pareshan dikh raha tha aur is baar uski pareshani kuch aur thi wo ye soch raha tha ke don picha pada hone ke baad bhi adi itna relax kaise ho sakta hai aur uski ye baat adi ache se bhanp gaya tha jo usi ke bagal main baith kar khana kha raha tha
adi- mere bare main jada mat socho bhai main dil main aata hu samajh main nahi
vijay- wo pata chal jayega
adi-waise di aaj aapke hath ki maar kha ke maja aa gaya par aapki jankari ke liye bata du ke aapka ek bhi punch mre fauladi seene par laga hi nahi
pakhi- mere bhole bhai maine tuze pita hi kab hai magar teri harkate agar aisi hi rahi to wo din jaldi aayega
dad- are nisha beta tum chup kyu ho tumhe kuch nahi bolna
nisha- uncle main na sabki harkate dekh karhi enjoy kar rahi hu
adi- ha jaise hum to
nisha- baki log to nahi par tum joker se kam nahi ho
riddhi- nisha didi ye galat baat hai mere bhaiya joker nahi hai....
adi- sun liya ye hai meri behen ab bolo
riddhi-wo joker nahi hai balki vidushak hai badshaho wale
riddhi ki is baat par waha maujud sabhi hasne lage
adi- dekh luga sabko ja raha hu main sone good night
time- raat 12:00 baje is waqt gahr main sab so rahe the aur bahar ullo jag rahe the aur unke sath apna hero bhi jag raha tha aur karwate badal raha tha
adi(khud se)- phencho yaar flow flow main bol diya ke aane do don ko magar ab fat rahi hai be sala kya hoga pata nahi khair subah pendya se baat karke dekhenge kya news hai abhi to sone main hi bhalai hai
asal main adi ne us phone par ab gaur kiya tha room main aane ke baad aur isi liye use neend nahi aa rahi thi par ab subah kya kya hota hai.....
Dheere dheere din beet rahe the chunki college suru hone main abhi samay tha isiliye nisha apne mummy daddy se milne udaipur gai huyi thi aur hamare hero ke to kya kehne adi ne pure 8 din kewal khane aur sone main bita diye aur agar koi kuch kaam karne ko kehta to hamare tever hi badal jaate aur adi unko ke kehke chup kara deta ke "hostel main sare kaam to khud ki karta tha ab yaha bhi main hi karoon "
aise hi college suru hone ke ek din pehle adi apne room main laptop par fast and furious 7 dekh raha tha ke riddhi room main aai
"bhaiya !!! kya kar rahe ho"
adi- nuclear bomb kaise banate hai wo seekh raha hu
riddhi- sacchi!!!!! aapko aata hai bomb banana
adi- I m a jocking , movie dekh raha hu tu kaam bolwarna disturb mat kar
riddhi- kya yaar bhai pichle 8 dino se dekh rahi hu ya to TV ya MOBILE ya fir LAPTOP par MOVIE dekhte rehte ho kabhi insano se bhi baat kar lo
adi- acha aur kya baat karu insano se wo bhi bata de
riddhi- aapne ab tak ye nahi bataya ke aapne 3 saal pune main kya kiya
adi- kya kiya ka kya matlab hai padhai ki aur kya kiya
riddhi- na... jaha tak main aapko janti hu bhai aap sirf padhai karne walo main se nahi ho aap padhai ko sabse akhir main rakhte ho
adi- chayaaaila ye to ab tak pata hi nahi tha muze
riddhi- kya pata nahi tha
adi- yahi ki hamare ghar main ek sherlok homes bhi hai
riddhi- majak chodo bhai batao na aapki kitni gfs thi
adi- pagal hai kya tu meri koi gf nahi thi aur waise bhi gf matlab galatfemi to main bhala galatfemi kyu palu
riddhi- nahi batana to mat batao na aise ulte sidhe logic to mat do
adi- acha dekh tu naraj mat ho hum sham ko kahi bahar chalenge mujhe bhi kuch saman kharidna hai tu bhi kuch le liyo
riddhi- wade se mukroge to nahi
adi- pakka chal ab niche di se bate karenge
Adi aur riddhi niche aaye to pakhi hall min baith kar kuch soch rahi thi aur uske hath main koi kitab thi ye dekh kar adi uski chutki lete huye bola
Adi- di itna mat socho katil mohanlal hai usi ne khoon kiya hai
pakhi-kya..... kya keh rahe ho
adi-wahi jo aap soch rahi hai
pakhi- main kya soch rahi hu
adi- wo to aapko pata hoga na muze kya pata
pakhi-are par pata kya karna hai
adi-yahi ki khoon kiska hua hai aur kisne kiya hai
pakhi- kiska khoon hua hai
adi- wo to aapko pata hai
pakhi- kya???
adi- haa katil mohanlal hai
pakhi- koi muze batayega ye ho kya raha hai aur ye blody mohanlal kon hai
adi-lo kar lo baat wo to aapko pata hai na
pakhi-kya pata hai muze
adi- ab ye main kaise batau main thode hina koi anteryami hu
pakhi-bittu tu na maar khayega mere haat se ek din
adi- aap muze nahi maar sakti kyu ke katil to mohanlal hai
pakhi- pehle na main mohanlal marungi fir tuze
riddhi-he he he , di chill bhaiya bas aapko confuse kar rahe hi hum uper se niche aa rahe the to aap kuch soch rahi thi aur aapke hath main koi kitab thi isiliye aapko duniya main wapis lane ke liye mohan lal aaya tha
adi- right!!!
pakhi- par kon mohanlal yaar!!!!!!!
adi-ab bhi nahi samjhi main batahu aap bevkuf ban chuki hai aur isi ke sath pada ek kantap " CHATAK" but halka sa
adi- aau mara kyu
pakhi- isiliye ke main na tum dono ki badi behan hu aur tum logo ko ache se janti hu so tum muze ulu nahi bana sakte aur tu muze hila bhi to sakta tha
adi- are ye adi ka style hai re baba .... waise aap padh kya rahi thi
pakhi- wo to spanish language ki book hai soch rahi hu spanish seekh lu
adi- seekh lo seekh lo jitni chahe bhasaa sekh lo magar jab kutta peeche padega na to had had hi bolna padega
riddhi- yes!! you are right bhai
pakhi-boli chamchi boli ye acha ho gaya tumhara dono ek team main
adi- guddu pani lana to ek gilas
jaise hi riddhi pani lane gayi adi pakhi ke kaan main
adi- sach batana di jijaji ke bare main soch rahi thi na ye sunte hi pakhi ke kaan khade ho gaye
pakhi- k.. kya ... main kuch samjhi nahi
adi- samjhata hu wo koi mr. yash khetan hi hai na jo koi 3 mahine pehle hi brusals gaye hai apne kaam ke silsile main aur aap unko hi miss kar rahi thi
pakhi-tuze kaise pata
adi- aap na ye baat bhul jati hai ke hum yaha ke badshah hai aditya bhardwaj samjhi madam
pakhi- bittu kisi ko batana mat na please
adi-don't worry di kisi ko kuch pata nahi chalega
pakhi- mera pyara bhai
riddhi- lo bhai pani piyo
adi- thank you
jab ye teeno baith kar bate kar rahe the to radhika ki awaz aai
radhika- jab jarurat hogi na tab ye cheez kabhi kaam nahi karti huh...
radhika- jab jarurat hogi na tab ye cheez kabhi satrh nahi deti huh.... dimag kharab ho gaya hai pura
pakhi-kya hua bhabhi itni chidi huyi kyu hai aap kya baat hai
radhika- are dekho na pakhi tumhare bhaiya ko kab se call kar rahi hun lag hi nahi raha
pakhi- bhai busy hoga na bhabhi aapko to pata hai wo agar meeting huye toh unka phone nahi lagta
radhika-are par unko airport jana tha nisha ko lane maine bataya tha unko fir bhi
pakhi-mere paas ek idea hai (aur muskara kar adi ki or dekhne lagi)
adi-di sochna bhi mat bilkul nahi main kahi nahi ja raha hu yaar driver nahi hun main had hai yaar
pakhi-ghode jaisa bada ho gaya hai par chitti jitni akal bhi nahi hai tuzme hum abhi kuch kaha kya tuzse bas khud se hi opinion bana liya hum tuze bhejenge airport
adi-dekho muzme na super powers hai main admi ka dimag padh sakta hun so please ye baat na aap muzse na hi karo
pakhi-khair ab jab tuze pata hi hai to ab tu hi jayega nisha ko lane aur ye final hai ab koi bahas nahi hogi
radhika- sachi bittu tum le aaoge na nisha ko please
adi- ab bhabhi aapne bol hi diya hai to jana to padega magar mera jhagda agar aapkibahen ke sath hogaya to main jimmedar nahi
radhika- ok par ab tum jao airport par uski flight ka time ho chuka hai
adi-jata hu par ainda agar muzse koi kaam karana ho to ek din pelhe notice dena padega kyuki hum badshah hai
pakhi- ab jata hai ya............
some time later...........
adi nisha ka intajar karta hua airport par khada tha magar nisha ab bhi pahuchi nahi thi adi bas man hi man ye hi soch raha tha ki " kamal karte hai gharwale itni jaldi bhej diya khamakha aur ye madam bhi aane ka naam hi nahi le rahi hai"
kuch hi dermain use nisha apni or aati huyi najar aayi adi ne man main socha " thank god ye aayi to sahi acha hai "
nisha jab adi ke paas aayi to uske hath main uska bag tha jo dekhne main hi bhari lag raha tha
nisha- kaise ladke ho tum mere hath main itna saman hai tum madad ke liye aa nahi sakte the bas khade khade dekh rahe ho
adi jo pehle se hi airport bhejne par frustrated tha wo ye baat sun kar aur bhi bhadak gaya
adi- hello madam main koi kuli nahi hu saman uthane ke liye shukra manao main yaha tak aa gaya aur waise bhi mahatma gandhi ne kaha hai aadmi ko apne kaam khud karne chahiye aur main gandhiji ka follower hu samjhi
nisha-aapki bhashanbaji khatam huyi ho to chale ab
ye baat bolne ke baad bhi adi ne nisha ka saman utha kar dikki main rakha aur car main baithne ke liye kaha magar yaha bhi kuch aisa hua ke uska matha fir sanka darasal hua yun ke adi door open karke driving seat par baitha aur nisha piche wali seat par fir kya tha sur ho gaya mini world war magar jada der tak nahi chala
adi- oye main tera driver nahi hu jo tum piche baithi ho meri image kharab mat karo log muze tumhara driver samjhange aage aakar baitho
nisha- ji nahi agar aage aakar baithi to yahi log jo tumhe driver samjhange wo koi aur matlab nikal lenge
adi-ye faltu ke logic na muze mat samjhao apni philosofy apne paas rakho aur aage aakar baitho warna main gadi start nahi karunga
ab bhai marta kya na karta nisha "kya musibat hai" bol kar aage aakar baith gayi koi car nikal padi 'BHARDWAJ MANSION' ki or
nisha- tum kitne rude ho tumhe ladkiyo se baat karna nahi aata kya
adi- aata hai na magar bate karne ke liye chehra bhi waisa hi chahiya main main bevkufo ki shakal walo se aise hi baat karta hu
halanki ye ye baat bilkul galat thi nisha behd hi khoobsurat ladki thi bas itna samajh lo ke mona lisa ke baad uska hi number tha khubsurati main
magar fir fir jis tarah adi ne kaha us tarah kisi bhi ladki ko bura lagna lazmi tha wo bas adi ko "shutup" bol kar chup ho gayi aur iske baad dono main pure raste koi baat nahi huyi aur yahi wo lamha tha jab se in dono ke beech ek cold war suru ho gaya tha
jaise hi car ghar ke gate par ruki nisha jaldi se utar gayi aur ander chali gayi aur adi ko uska bag beman se hi sahi ander le jana pada jab wo hall main pahucha to waha sablog maujud the aur sath main vijay bhi tha
adi- kya yaar bhaiya ye sahi baat nahi hai
vijay- kyu bhadak raha hai be ek din kisi ko lene chala gaya to kya hua
adi-acha to nikalo hajar rupaye aapki sali ko ghar tak pahuchane ke liye
vijay- sorry bro I don't carry cash only credit card
adi- adat sudhar lo apni cash rakha karo paas main aur maa kuch khane ko do yaar badi bhukh lagi hai
maa- tu fresh ho kar aaja main khana lagati hu thikhai
nisha ke ghar aane ke baad kuch jada khas nahi hua bas wohi formal bate jinhe batana main jaruri nahi samajhta kyuki wo paka deti hai yaar isiliye chaliye kahani ko aage badhate hai
is waqt ghar ke sabhi log dining hall main nashta kar kare the siway ek ke aur aap sab jante hi hai wo kon hai par aisa mat sochna ke wo so raha hai balki aaj situation ulti hai adi jaldi jaldi tayar ho raha tha kyuki ye baat wo bhi janta hai ke wo late ho raha hai aur kisi bhi halat main adi college ke pehle din late nahi hona chahta tha khair jabtak ye janab tayar hote hai aaiye hum dining room ka ek chakker laga kar aate hai
vijay- so sali sahiba all set for college aaj first day hai tumhara sab tayariya hogayi na
nisha- sab set hai jiju bas mujhe jis bande ke sath jana hai na siway uske
vijay- o haa aaj to adi ka bhi college ka pehla din hai na kaha hai wo utha nahi kya abhi tak
adi- hum yaha hai bade bhaiya jitna aaplog samajhte hai hum utne bhi alsi nahi hai koi shak
vijay- nahi bhai koi shak aaja nashta karle
adi- kya hai nashte main are yaar wohi parathe aur chai
radhika-to tumko roj roj naya kya chahiye
adi- are I m just saying that chai aur parathe khane main koi maja nahi aata aapko pata hai main hostel main tha na to every sunday hum dost log irani cafe main jate the sirf 'chai' aur ' bun maska' khane ke liye pura mind refresh ho jata tha aaplogo mere se training lene ki jarurat hai aapko main sikhaunga bun maska banana
maa-ha thik hai par abhi nashta to karle
Adi jaise hi nashta karke jane laga uske dad ne use rok liya
Dad-adi jara 1 minute
Adi-kya hua dad kya baat hai jaldi batao main pehle hi din college late nahi pahuchana chahta
Dad-(adi ke hath main ek credit card pakdate huye) le lo
Adi-kya hai ye dad mere paas paise hai muze jarurat nahi hai iski aap please ise wapas lelo
Dad-jarurat kaise nahi hai ab tum bade ho rahe ho kahi bhi raho paise hamesha paas main hone chahiye aur ye maine pakhi aur vijay ko bhi diya tha jab unka college main admission hua tha na mat kaho rakh lo isse tum cash bhi withdraw kar sakte ho
Adi ne ek najar vijay ki or dekha jaise hi use vijay ki sehmati mili usne wo card le liya aisa isliye kyuki uska paiso ka account vijay hi maintain karta tha adi hamesha vijay se.hi paise maangta tha jab usse jarurat hoti
Adi-thanks dad ab main chalta hu college jana hai (nisha ki or dekh kar)chalo
All family members -all the best both of you
Is tarah dono nikal gaye college ki or ab dekhne wali baat hogi ke college main kya hota hai
adi aur nisha ghar se nikal chuke the college ke liye pichli raat car main huye vivad ke baad dono main abhi tak koi baat nahi huyi thi abhi bhi
adi chup chap bike chala raha tha par fir khud ne bolna suru kiya
adi-kya hua madam apne swabhav ke viprit itni chup kyu ho kuch to bolo
nisha- tum, se matlab tum apna kaam karo
adi-had hai yaar hamesha jhaghadne ke hi mood main rehti ho kya kabhi kisi se ache se baat bhi kar liya karo
is baar nisha bagir kuch bole bas chup hi rahi
adi- dekho yaar hum ek hi ghar main rehte hai ek hi college main padhne wale hai ek hi course choose kiya aur tum ne to suna hi hoga ke pani main reh kar magarmach se bair nahi rakhna chahiye aur hum yaha ke magarmach hai samjhi
nisha-wah kya pehchan hai tumko khud ki kitna sahi se discribe kiya hai apne aap ko tumne ........waise MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE
adi-madam hum puch kar koi cheez nahi karte na dosti na dushmani ab batao kya baat hai itni gumsum kyu ho
nisha- wo subah di se baat kar thi to unhone bataya ke is college main ragging bohot hoti hai
adi- kya yaar bevkuf hi rahogi hamesha kaha tum di ki bato main aa rahi ho aur agar aisa hua bhi to dekh lenge
tab tak ye dono college pahuch gaye the aur puri paltan inhe gate par hi milgayi par is baar kuch changes the paltan main sirf rahul, vishi aur jatin hi nahi balki kuch aur log bhi the jinme 4 ladkiya aur 1 ladka aur tha jinhe shayad adi pehchanta tha aur wo bhi usko pehchante the
waha pahuch kar pehle to formal hi hello huyi fir introduction hua jada kuch to nahi par un naye members ke naam jarur bata deta hu asal main ye log adi ke hi classmates hai magar fir bhi jab aap kisi ko achanak 3 saal baad dekhte ho to pechanne main dikkat to hoti hi hai aur ittafak ki baat ye hai ke in logo ne bhi isi college main admission liya tha ha wo baat alag hai ke unme se kuch ne courses alag select kiye the
adi-kya haal hai bhailog yaha kyu khade ho chalo ander
vishi-ha bhai chal humme socha ke sab sath main entry karenge bas teri hi rah dekh rahe the
ladki-ek min vishi(dimag par jor dalte huye)agar main galat nahi hu to you must be aditya bhardwaj
adi-wah kya memory hai tumhari kajal matlab itni jaldi pehchan liya
kajal- kamine tuzko kaise bhul sakti hu main you were one of my best friends
adi-dekh le riya ab iska best friend teri jagah main ho gaya
riya- ha dekh hi rahi hu
kajal- acha wo chod na adi tu wapis kab aaya
adi-bas 15 din pehle aur ab kahi nahi jane wala par ek min (sabko ginte huye aur baad main bache huye 3 logo ki or ishara karte huye )ye teeno kon hai maine pehchana nahi
rahul-main btata hu bhai ye bhi hamare hi sath hai tere school chodne ke baad inka admission hua tha ye hai ashish
adi-(ashish se hath milate huye) to ashu nice to meet you agar future main jigri ho gaye to u can call me adi
ashu- done adi bhai
rahul-aur ye dono hai tanvi aur shipra
adi- hello beautiful girls
kajal- aur ye tere sath kon hai
adi-acha ye are ye to meri bhabhi ki bahen hai bas apni dost hi samjho waise tumlog konsi branch main ho
ashu- bhai main to commerse wala banda hu yaar stream hi alag hai
shipra- main bhi
adi-aur kajal tu
kajal- physics!!
adi-are gazab mila hath hum bhi aur riya ko to puchne ki jarurat hi nahi hai kyuki jaha tu waha wo
vishi-bhai ab chale kya lecture suru hi hone wale hai.....
sabse mel milap krne ke baad adi and team college main pahuchi
ashu aue shipra apne commerce section ki or rukhsar huye aur baki ki team pahuchi classroom main aur waha pahuch kar ye bhi vibhinn ho liye matlab samjhata hu ladkiya ek taraf aur ladke ek taraf
jaha nisha kajal,riya aur tanvi se jaan pehchan badha rahi thi wahi adi rahul jatin aur visha apni bakchodiyo main lage huye the aur iski position kuch is tarah thi ke last bench par adi aur vishi baithe the aur unke pehle rahul aur jatin par par ladkiya samne ki benches par baithi thi aur class main bahut se log bhi the jo apne apne hisab se jagah pakad kar apne kulhe tikaye baithe the
in logo ki bate chal hi rahi thi ke class main ek karib 50 saal ki umra ke vyakti ki entry huyi dekhne se hi pata chalta tha ke ye koi is college ka pahucha hua professor hai
ab bhai apna hero koi anteryami to hai nahi ki usko pata hoga ke yehich professor hai usko laga ke ye koi college ka banda hoga notice waigara sunane aaya hoga magar vishi ko pata tha ke wo kon hai kyuki vishi ne admission hone ke baad yaha ki sari information nikali thi wo sabhi professors ko pehchanta tha yaha tak ke unke ghar ke bhi adress pata kar liya tha taki agar future main koi dikkat ho to sidha unke ghar jakar bhi problem se chutkara paya ja sakta hai
adi-abe vishi abe ye ganja kon hai
vishi-bhai aram se bol ye is college ke sabse khatarnak professers main se ek hai jayant singh par bhai ek baat bata du agar apan ne iski najar main impression bana liya to beta college aaram se clear kar sakte hai
adi-aisa kya tab to kuch jujad karna hi padega
tab tak professor saab apna bhashan suru kar chuke the
prof-mere priya chatro sabse pehle main aapko apna parichay deta hu main is vidlaya ka pradhyapak Jayant singh hu aur main aaplogo ko bhautik shastra yani ki physics ye vishay padhaunga jo ki aaplogo ka mukhya vishay hai aur agle teen saal tak aapka yevarga mere hi kar kamlo ke niche rahega mujhe behad khushi hai ke aap sab logo ne hamare vidyalaya ko apne snaatak tar ki padhai (graduation) ke liye chuna aasha karta hu ke aap sab man laga kar padhai karenge aap ye soch rahe honge ki main is prakar vartalad kyon kar raha hu darasal mujhe hindi bolte samay angla bhasa yani english ka prayog pasand nahi hai aur dusri baat hame bhasha hamesha shudh bolni chahiye to chaliye mera parichay to ho gaya ab aap log mujhe apna parichay karaye..
aur mitro fir suru hua intro ka daur jab ye class khatan huye tab sab ne chain ki saas li kyuki professor ki boli huyi adhi bate to sbke dimag ke uper se hi gayi thi professor ke jane ke baad
Adi-sala ye kya tha bhai
Vishi-bum fat ke aur faad ke chala gaya bhai sala ganja kya bola meri to kuch samajh hi nahi aaya
Adi-same here bhai mere bhi sab sar ke uper se gaya
Jatin & rahul-salo to hamari halat konsi alag hai be kabse apna rona rahe ja rahe ho
Chuki abhi agle lecture main time tha aur sab gappe hai rahe the tabhi kuch launde aur ladkiya classroom main aaye...
chunki abhi agle lecture main time the aur sab gappe hak rahe the tabhi kuch launde ladkiya classroom main aaye ab aage..
"o ho sandy bhai naye bakro ko halal karne main bada maja aane wala hai lagta hai "
"haa be sahil shakal to dekho in logo ki surat se hi masoom dikhte hai be ...... to suno naye aaye huye bakro aapko bata du ke hum aaplogo ke respectable seniors hai aur abhi abhi hume ye pata chala hai ke aapke aajke pehle dinka dusra class off hai to ab hum log tumhara intro lenge apne tarike se top tayar ho jao"
"aur haa is class main kuch aise bhi padhe likhe gawar honge jo ise raggiong kahenge to main unko bata du ke ye baat agar is class ke bahar gayi to tum logoke is college main teen saal badi mushkil se katenge"
ye baat bolne wali unke group ki ek ladki thi aur apni baat bolte huye hi usne class ka darwaja band kar diya tha
fir baad main wohi sahil naam wala banda bola" to soch lo mere pyaro agar pyaar se hamare bataye task pure karoge to thik hai aur agar hum logo ne tumhe is class ke bahar dabocha to tumhara kya hoga soch lo "
sahil ki baat ka matlab samajh kar wo sablog hasne lage
wahi dusri taraf class main baitha har first year ka student un logo ki baat bade dhayan se sun raha tha aur wo kya karne bolenge isi ke bare main soch rahe the sabne lagbhag soch hi liya tha ke wo seniors se pehle hi din panga nahi lenge kyuki unhe apne teen saal isi college main nikalne the magar is pure kisse main adi ke dimag main kuch chal raha tha usne dhere se vishi ke kaam main kaha" abe vishi tere paas apne lecturers ke contact numbers hai kya"
"haa hai kyu abhi kya kaam hai shanti se baith pata nahi ye kamine ab konsa nagin dance karwayenge "
"abe sale fattu apna mobile de mere paas kuch jugad hai " fir adi ne vishi ke mobile se kisi ko message kiya aur shant baith gaya
wahi us sahil naam ke bande ne aur uske dosto ne aage baithe laundo ko piche kar diya aur waha baith gaye tabhi unlogo leader jo ki koi sandy tha usne us darwaja band karne wali ladki se pucha
"ab bolo sunidhi pehle kise bulaye ladko ko ya ladkiyo ko "
"sandy hum na pehle ladko ki band bajayenge baad main in chokariyo ki"
tab sahil ne ek ladke ko samne bulaya jo ki ekdum simple padhaku dikh raha tha uske chehre se saaf dikh raha tha ke uski puri fati padi hai
"abe sahil abe je kise pakad laya iski to pehle hi fati padi hai"
"abe sandy iski na puri utarne main na bada maja aayega baad main smart laundo ka number lagayenge"
"chal bete shabash ab ab tote ke tarah apne bare main batana chalu kar fir aur bhi bohot kuch karna hai tuze"
marta kya na karta us ladne ne apne bare main nibandh padhana suru kar diya wahi last bench par
"phencho ye BKL abhi tak aaya kyu nahi "
"adi kya bol raha hai "
"abe yaar vishi maine in seniors ki faadne ka pura plan banaya tha be bas wo aa jaye abhi tera phone bataiyo jara"
itni der main sandy aur uske dosto ne mil kar us ladke ki halat kharab kar di thi
sandy " ja bhai ho gaya tera nikal le bete sahil ab agla kon hai be"
"ek minute sahil agla candidate main select karungi "ye sunidhi thi usne ek najar sabhi ladko par dali aur last bench ki aur apni ungli point kar di " hey tum aao "
ye koi dusra nahi balki adi tha " ja bete tere to lag gaye aaj "
"vishi tu chup karega "
adi samne pahuch kar sidha sunidhi ke samne jakar khada ho gaya aur uski aankho main aankhe daal bade pyaar se bola" boliye deviji kya khidmat kar sakte hai hum aapki "
magar ye baat sandy ko pasand nahi aayi " o hero idhar aa teri hero giri nikalta hu aa samne aa"adi sandy ke samne jakar khada ho gaya tab sandy ne bolna chalu kar diya "tere ko itni tamij nahi hai ki seniors ko sabse pehle wish karna chahiye aur ye kaise kapde pehne hai tune kal se tu mujhe formals main dikhna chahiye khair ( aur ek thappad pada adi ke gaal par jise pehle se shant mahol main aur sannata fail gaya )
ye na wish na karne ki saja sahil teri jeb main kuch hai kya"" haa bhai mere pen ka dhakkan hai ye lo"
sahil se pen ka dhakkan lekar adi ko dete huye"ye le hero aur nachte gate huye ise bech kar dikha "
ab to adi ka bhi dimag garam ho gaya tha usne sandy se bola" aur agar tumhari baat nahi mani to kya karoge"
adi ke bagawat ke bol sun kar sandy ne jaise hi use dusra thappad marne ke liye hath uthaya adi ne uska hath jhatak kar apni or se use jor dar thapad lagaye aur jo bhi aage aaya unko bhi ek ek chipka diya
"aaicha gho (maa ki aakh)lakshat theva bhaushi vakda tar nadivar lakda(apne se panga liya to sidha chita jalegi)" halanki adi ke marathi main bole gaye wkaya waha kisi ke samajh main nahi aaye
fir adi ne jake darwaja khol diya aur vishi ke mobile se ek aur message kiya aur bahar dekhne laga to use unke teacher jayant singh najar aaye aur adi turant ander aakar sandy ke pair ke paas baith kar bolne laga" sir please sir aisa nahi kar sakta main sir please sir "
adi ki is harkat se classroom main baithe sabhi log shocked the aur adi ko aisa sandy ke samne gidgidate huye jayant sir ne dekh liya aur class main aakar puchne lage
" kya ho raha hai haya aur aditya aap sandeep ke samne kyu gidgida rahe hai"
fir adi ne waha huyi puri hakikat bayan kar di aur apni taraf se bhi kai bate add kar di aur akhir main jayat singh sahab ek hi baat bole
"matlab kisi ne message karke mujhe sahi bataya tha ke is class main ragging chal rahi hai ( sandy and team ki or ishara karke) aap sabhi log mujhe agle aadhe ghante main mere cabin main miliye"
aur itna bol kar wo nikal gaye wahi sandy bhi jate jate adi ko ghurti najro de " dekh lunga tuze" bol kar nikal gaya
adi adi wapis ja kar vishi ke paas baith gaya " kya baat hai bhai tune to tabiyat se bajayi uski "
adi ki tarif main ye shabd vishi ke mu se nikle the "
abe chod na waise agar wo mujhe thappad na marta na bhai to main bhi hath nahi lagata usko chal chod canteen main chalte hai "
fir wo sabhi log nikal gaye canteen main aur unke piche ladkiya bhi ye janne ke liye ke jayant sir is kand ke bare main kaise pata chala
