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Maine usko jaise hi dekha, mere hosh udgaye, mere dimakh mein yeh aaya ki agar Sumona wahan khadi hai toh jise mein chod raha hoon, woh kaun hai?
Ab aagey.......
Jaise hi maine neeche dekha, tabhi mujhe saamne ke darwaaze se thak, thak ki awaaz aane lagi, maine us awaaz ko dhyaan se suna toh awaaz aur jor se aane lagi, aur jaise hi mein darwaaze ke paas jaane ke liye hua, tabhi meri aankh khul gayi….
Jaise hi maine aankhien kholi, toh mere door pe koi knock kar raha tha, maine apne kapde pehne or door khol deta hoon…
Saamne papa ko dekhkar mein thoda surprise ho jaata hoon, papa mujhe dekhkar kehte hai ki teri tabiyat kaisi hai?
Mein kehta hoon ab toh mein theek hoon, ab mujhe koi takleef nahi hai…
Papa: good it’s a good news from your end, and by the way aaj ka kya plan hai?
Arnav: aaj aap mere room pe kaise ? ( kyunki woh kam hi mere room pe aate the)
Papa: bas aaj man hua toh mein chala aaya, kyun tumhe achha nahi laga kya?
Arnav: nahi nahi aisa kuch nahi hai, please aap baith jaiye ( chair ki taraf ishara karta hai)…
Papa: no its fine, I am good…kuch sochte hue bole beta jab se tum hospital se aaye ho, kya tumhe kabhi sar mein dard hua ya koi bechani?
Arnav: nahi papa aisa kuch nahi hua, balki mein bahut theek hoon….
Papa: OK, tab toh bahut achhi baat hai…aur phir bahar Jane lagte hai…
Jaise hi woh mude, arnav thodi dabi awaaz mein aur requestfully kehta hai…
Arnav: papa mein aaj chandigarh jaana chahta hoon, mujhe kuch kaam hai….
Papa: tumhara dimakh toh sahi hai naa? Tum is haalat mein kaise jaaoge?
Arnav: kaisi halat, mein bilkul theek hoon, mujhe ek baar bhi nahi lagta ki mera 5 din pehle sar phat gaya tha, I am very normal, please mana mat kariye…..
(Uske papa bhi man mein jaante the, ki arnav bilkul fit hai…bas woh samajh nahi paa rahe the ki yeh itni jaldi theek kaise ho gaya)
Phir kuch der sochte hue bole kab tak aa jaaoge?
Aranav: papa mein 2 din mein aa jaunga…
Uske papa kehte hai, theek hai jao aur jaldi ghar aane ki koshish karna…
Arnav haan mein gardan hila deta hai…aur phir uske papa bahar chale jaate hai…
Jaise hi woh bahar gaye, arnav apne room ka door band karke baith jaata hai aur phir apne sapne ke baare mein sochne lagta hai…
Mein kise chod raha tha? Aur wahan Sumona kyun khadi thi? Pata nahi kya ho raha hai, ulte seedhe sapne aa rahe hai….in sabko kaise band kiya jaaye??
Kahin na kahin arnav ko pata tha, ki in sab ka jawaab chandigarh mein hi milega….
Mutthi bana kar apne bed pe maarta hai, aur khada ho jaata hai aur kehta hai, saala ab kuch bhi ho jaaye is gutthi ko suljhana hi padega….
Phir woh manoj ko call lagata hai, aur kehta hai, bhai tayaar hai kya tu?
Manoj: bas mein tujhe hi phone lagane waala tha…mein toh tayaar ho gaya hoon, bas mein 15 minute mein tere paas pahunchta hoon…
Arnav: chal theek hai, mein bhi tujhe neeche milta hoon…chal bye
(Phone disconnect karke , arnav fresh hone chala jaata hai)
Kuch der baad manoj pahunch jaata hai, bike ek jagah khadi karke arnav ko phone lagata hai, aur bahar aane ko kehta hai….
“Haan bhai abhi 2 minute mein aata hoo”. Arnav ne kaha.
Kuch der baad arnav bahar aa jaata hai, aur puchta hai bhai kaise jaayenge?
Manoj apni bike ki taraf ishara karte hue kehta hai, humari jaan safar ke liye tyaar hai….
Aranav kehta hai koi bhi ho chalega, lekin humein yeh gutthi jald se jald suljhana padega….
Phir kuch der baad dono apne pehle safar ki taraf chalne lagte hai, dono ne apne, apne helmet pehne aur nikal padte hai apne jawaab paane ke liye….
Kuch door chalne ke baad manoj bike rokta hai aur arnav se kehta hai yaar ek cigarette peene ka man hai…
Arnav: yaar abhi safar suru bhi nahi hua, aur tujhe cigarette peeni hai…
Chal theek hai, bike rok kisi dukaan par…
Manoj waise hi karta hai, aur phir dono bike se utarte hai aur manoj apni cigarette jalaata hai…tabhi arnav kehta hai yaar mein thoda moot ke aata hoon, aur chala jaata hai…
Idhar Manoj cigarette ka ek lamba kash kheenchta hai, aur apni aankh band karke munh upar karke dhuaan chodta hai….
Tabhi achanak uske munh pe ek jor sa ghunsa lagta hai, jisse uska sar chakra jaata hai, aur neeche gir jaata hai….
Use kuch samajh mein nahi aata ki achanak use kaun maar sakta hai…woh jaise hi uthne ko hota hai, ki tabhi koi uske pet pe laat maarta hai, jisse woh pet pakad ke baith jaata hai…
Udhar se arnav bhaag ke aata hai, aur dekhta hai ki manoj ko 2 log maar rahe hai aur kuch log paas mein khade hai( woh sab log saath mein the)
Arnav ko pata nahi kahan se himmat aa gayi, usne ek moti lakdi uthai aur un do aadmiyon mein se ek aadmi ko maara aur dusre ko dhakka dedia….
Jisse woh log manoj se kuch door jaa kar gire, phir manoj ko uthate hue bola bhai tu theek hai?
Manoj thodi der chup raha kyunki uske pet mein dard ho raha tha…phir kuch der ke baad bola ab mein theek hoon, aur un aadmiyon ke taraf aagey bada aur kehta hai ki bhai, hum dono kahin jaa rahe hai aur achanak aap log mujhpe humla karte ho…
Mein aaj bilkul bhi ladne ke mood mein nahi hoon, kyunki pehle se hi dimakh kharaab hai, ab batao kyun maarne aaye ho??
Tabhi un bando mein se ek awaaz aayi, ki tujhse badla lena tha….manoj chonkte hue kehta hai kaisa badla, kaunsa badla??
Phir saamne ek banda aakar khada hota hai, jo lagbhag manoj ke height ka hi hoga, aur personality mein kuch ek aad inch kam hi hoga, phir bhi tangda lag raha tha…
Manoj usko dekhkar sochta hai, isko kahin dekha hai? Phir yaad aata hai yeh toh “Rafiq” hai…
Rafiq: pehchana?
Manoj: haan tujhe kaise bhool sakta hoon…aur mein tujhse khud hi milna chahta tha…
Rafiq: us din toh mein akela tha aur nashe mein, lekin aaj hosh mein hoon aur apne saathio ke saath…
Manoj: tu kitna kamina hai, ek ladki ko rape karne ke liye akele sunsaan jagah pe jaata hai, aur jab mein us ladki ko bachata hoon toh tu mujhe maarne ke liye apne aadmi bhejta hai….(saram nahi aati tujhe)
Phir bhi tu itni door aaya hai, chal teri muraad bhi puri kar deta hoon…
Itna kehkar aagey badne lagta hai….
Rafiq: chonkte hue aur kuch sochte hue kehta hai, ladki kaunsi ladki?
Manoj aur Arnav dono chonk jaate hai aur Rafiq ko dekhne lagte hai…
Manoj: kya keh raha hai, us raat ko tu apni car mein ladki ke jabardasti kar raha tha…tab maine aakar us ladki ko bachaya aur tujhe maarna pada…
Rafiq: kya faaltu bakwaas kar raha hai, us raat meri gaadi kharaab ho gayi thi, aur jab mein car se bahar aa hi raha tha, ki tune mujhe collor se pakadke bahar kheencha aur mujhe maarne laga…
(Pehle mujhe laga ki tu meri madat karne aaya hai, lekin tu mujhe maarne laga)
Us raat se har roz sochta hoon ki, tune mujhe maara kyun?
Aur aaj jab mile toh tu mere upar ghinona aarop lagata hai, ab toh tujhe chhune mein hi saram lagti hai….phir bhi tujhe aaj sabak sikhana hi padega….
(Yeh baat sunkar toh Manoj ke pair ke neeche se zameen hi hil jaati hai, woh toh chupchap khada rehta hai, aur us raat ki ghatnaon ka yaad karta hai)
Aur arnav ka munh toh khula ka khula hi rehta hai( apne man mein sochta hai bas ab yehi sunna baaki reh gaya tha)
Use laga ab toh in logo ko kaise bhi rokna padega, nahi toh khaama khaam yeh aapas mein lad marenge….tabhi Arnav bhaag ke jaata hai aur Rafiq se kehta hai…
Arnav: kya kar rahe ho, is paagal ko maaroge? Isko din or raat ek ladki dikhai deti hai, jo humesha kisi na kisi chungal mein phasi rehti hai…..
Yeh apne aap ko hero samajhta hai aur us ladki ko bachane chala jaata hai, is harkat ki wajah se bahut baar jhagda hote hote bacha hai, bechare ka ilaaz chal raha hai, dekho kuch dino ke baad yeh theek ho jaana chahiye….
Rafiq: agar yeh bimaar hai toh saaley ko ghar mein baandh ke rakho…is tarah road pe kyun khula rakha hai?
Is saaley ko toh maarney ka man bhi nahi kar raha hai…apne saathiyon se kehta hai chalo re niklo yahan se….isko kya maarna….yeh toh pehle se hi mara hua hai….
Kuch der baad woh sab log chale jaate hai…unke jaane ke baad arnav kehta hai bhai hosh mein aa, kahan kho gaya?
Manoj: tune mujhe paagal kyu kaha? Mein kya tujhe paagal nazar aata hoon? Mein us raat Harisha ke saath tha….
Arnav: gusse mein saala kal mein bhi yehi baat kar raha tha,tab toh tujhe vishwaas nahi hua…
Aur ab keh raha hai ki tu harisha ke saath tha…
Tune khaama khaam us Rafiq ko maara abhi mein yeh naa kehta ki tu paagal hai, bekaar mein hum sab log lad marte….
Saala pata nahi yeh humare saath kya ho raha hai, ab teri waali bhi dikhai nahi deti, yeh hum log kahan phase gaye?
Kuch aur kehne ko hota hi hai, ki tabhi peeche se koi auto wala horn bajata hai, aur arnav ke paas aakar kehta hai marne ka itna hi sauk hai, toh kahi aur jaa yahan mere auto ke saamne kyun aagaya???
Arnav: ab toh bahut hi zyaada gussa ho gaya aur auto waale se bolne laga, has mujhe tere auto ke saamne aakar hi marna hai, bata tujhe koi takleef??
Auto waala: saaley ruk mein abhi tujhe batata hoon, aur neeche utarne lagta hai… kyunki usko arnav ke body ko dekhkar laga, is ko toh mein ek jaapad mein sahi kar dunga…
Tabhi manoj beech mein aata hai aur kehta hai , bhai abhi tum yahan se chale jao, hum dono ka dimakh bahut hi kharaab hai, kuch bhi ho sakta hai tumhare saath( yeh baat usne gusse mein kahi thi)
Auto waala: manoj ki baat sunke aur uski kad kathi dekhkar chup chap auto mein arnav ko gusse mein dekhte hue baithne lagta hai…
Tabhi use kuch yaad aata hai, aur kehta hai aap, aap yahan kaise?
Arnav: kyun bhai koi takleef hai kya? Mujhe jaanta hai kya tu, teri baap ki sadak hai kya?
Auto waala: bhai dekho naaraz mat ho, aap kuch din pehle mukherjee naga gaye the kya?
Arnav: mukherjee nagar ki baat sunkar chonk jaata hai aur uske paas pahunch jaata hai, aur kehta hai haan bhai mein gaya tha, lekin tumko kaise pata?
Auto waala: sahab woh shaam mein kaise bhool sakta hoon…
Arnav aur Manoj dono hi puchte hai, kyun aisa kya hua?
Auto waala: saahab us din jab maine aap dono ko CP theatre ke paas pick kiya tha……aur aagey bolne hi waala hota hai…
Manoj puchta hai kaun dono?
Auto waala
arnav ki taraf ishara karte hue bola) yeh sahab aur ek ladki…
Itna sunte hi Arnav aisa khush ho jaata hai ki maano usko amrit mil gaya ho…
Woh chillakar manoj se kehta hai, dekha mere saath ek ladki thi, mein jhoot nahi bol raha hoon…saala ab mere paas saboot hai….hahahahahahaha(aise hasta hai jaise usne koi jung jeet li ho)
Tabhi auto waalah beech mein bol padta hai, aur kehta hai aap puri baat toh suniye…
Arnav: haan bolo kya bolna hai?
Auto waala: sahab aap dono mere auto mein baith gaye aur aapne kaha ki mukherjee nagar jaana hai…
Toh mein us taraf chalne laga, phir kuch der baad maine peeche dekhne ke liye apne front mirror mein dekha toh aap akele mere auto mein baithe the, meri toh hawa hi kharaab ho gayi, phir bhi maine koshish ki dobara palat kar dekhlun lekin meri bilkul bhi himmat nahi hui…
Maine jab jab front mirror mein dekha toh aap ko akele hi paaya, aur jab maine aap logo ko wahan utara toh aapke saath woh ladki bhi utri….
Mein aapko ghoorte hue kehna chahta tha ki aap andar mat jaao uske saath, lekin aap toh mujhpar hi baras gaye…isliye mein wahan se chup chap nikal aaya….
Yeh sab sunte hi arnav ke hosh ud gaye, uske chehre pe khauff nazar aa raha tha, aur uske pair dar ke maare kaanpne lage, aur aisa khada tha ki woh koi statue hai….
Manoj usko is halath mein dekhkar bola arnav tu theek toh hai naa….
Yeh sunte hi woh pagla sa gaya aur badi jor se bola haan mein bilkul theek hoon, woh apne dono haath se sar pakadkar baith jaata hai aur kehta hai..
“Behnchooooooood” humne chudailo ko choda hai kya??
Hai bhagwaan un chudailo ko hum hi mile the kya?
Chudail shabd sunkar manoj ke rongte khade ho jaate hai, aur darr ke maare arnav ko dekhke bolta hai….yaar Arnav….
Arnav: haan bol tu bhi bol le, bata kya baat hai?
Manoj: wwohhh, wohhh maine us chudail ke munh mein apna lund daala hai…
Arnav: yeh baat sunte hi woh uthkar manoj ke paas aata hai, aur use ghoorte hue kehta hai……..
Saaley chutiye, yahan hum aise chakkar mein phase hue hai aur tujhe lund ki padi hai….
Saaley us din toh bade hi aaram se keh raha tha, ki mera lund uske munh mein andar bahar ho raha tha aur neeche se woh mutne mein lagi thi….
Ab kya hua? Ab kyun tere hosh ud gaye? ( yeh sab chillate hue aur darte hue keh raha tha)
Ab meri baat dhyaan se sun, agar woh sach mein bhootni, chudail, pisach jo bhi hoti, toh ab tak hum logon ko maar diya hota, lekin aisa nahi kiya….
Jis din tune apna lund uske munh mein daala tha na, usi din woh tera lund tere jism se ukhad leti aur tere saamne kachha kha jaati, lekin usne tere saath aisa kuch bhi nahi kiya….
Naa mere saath sumona ne kuch kiya, mein toh use uske kitchen mein bada hi mard banke use nanga kar raha tha, agar woh chahti toh using waqt belan se maar maar kar mera kuchumbar bana deti….
Saala sab kuch karne ke baad ab darne se kya faayada?
Manoj: toh ab bata humein kya karna hai?
Arnav: ab bhi tu puch raha hai humein kya karna hai?
Manoj: darte hue, haan ab bata humein kya karna hai?
Arnav: karna kya hai, chalte hai chandigarh aur jaakar dekhte hai ki wahan humare liye kya surprise hai?
Ab mujhe bhi lag raha hai ki woh dono ek hi hai, agar woh ek hi hai toh humein alag alag naam se aur alag jagah kyun mili?
Kyun unlogon ne hume ek hi address diya (chahe woh mukherjee nagar ho ya chandigarh)
Kuch toh hai jo humein samajh nahi aa raha hai….humein chandigarh mein hi pata chalega…
Manoj: ghabrate hue nahi mujhe kahin nahi jaana hai, mujhe nahi padna in bhooton ke chakkar mein…
Arnav: bas nikal gaya tera pyaar, jab tere paas choot thi toh tune apni garmi nikal li, aur ab tujhe pata chala ki saayad who chudail hai, toh tera pyaar dhara dhara reh gaya….
Manoj: nahi aisa nahi hai yaar, maana maine pyaar kiya tha usse, lekin jab humein uska koi wajood hi nahi milega toh hum kya kar sakte hai…
Arnav: kuch na kuch juroor milega…
Manoj: tu kaise keh sakta hai?
Arnav: kyunki hum abhi tak zinda hai, aur woh dono ya ek, humein kuch batana chahti thi, lekin hum us cheez ko pakad nahi paa rahe hai…
Manoj: toh tere hisaab se humein woh clue chandigarh mein milega?
Arnav: mujhe pura yakeen toh nahi hai, lekin kuch na kuch milega juroor….
Manoj: chal theek hai phir chalte hai, dekhte hai upar waale ne humare liye kya likha hai…
Arnav: yeh hui naa baat, chal chalte hai ek aise safar mein jiska raasta hum logo ko bilkul bhi nahi pata….
Manoj apni bike start karta hai aur arnav peeche baith jaata hai, aur dono nikal padte hai “Ek Safar” mein……
Ab aagey.......
Jaise hi maine neeche dekha, tabhi mujhe saamne ke darwaaze se thak, thak ki awaaz aane lagi, maine us awaaz ko dhyaan se suna toh awaaz aur jor se aane lagi, aur jaise hi mein darwaaze ke paas jaane ke liye hua, tabhi meri aankh khul gayi….
Jaise hi maine aankhien kholi, toh mere door pe koi knock kar raha tha, maine apne kapde pehne or door khol deta hoon…
Saamne papa ko dekhkar mein thoda surprise ho jaata hoon, papa mujhe dekhkar kehte hai ki teri tabiyat kaisi hai?
Mein kehta hoon ab toh mein theek hoon, ab mujhe koi takleef nahi hai…
Papa: good it’s a good news from your end, and by the way aaj ka kya plan hai?
Arnav: aaj aap mere room pe kaise ? ( kyunki woh kam hi mere room pe aate the)
Papa: bas aaj man hua toh mein chala aaya, kyun tumhe achha nahi laga kya?
Arnav: nahi nahi aisa kuch nahi hai, please aap baith jaiye ( chair ki taraf ishara karta hai)…
Papa: no its fine, I am good…kuch sochte hue bole beta jab se tum hospital se aaye ho, kya tumhe kabhi sar mein dard hua ya koi bechani?
Arnav: nahi papa aisa kuch nahi hua, balki mein bahut theek hoon….
Papa: OK, tab toh bahut achhi baat hai…aur phir bahar Jane lagte hai…
Jaise hi woh mude, arnav thodi dabi awaaz mein aur requestfully kehta hai…
Arnav: papa mein aaj chandigarh jaana chahta hoon, mujhe kuch kaam hai….
Papa: tumhara dimakh toh sahi hai naa? Tum is haalat mein kaise jaaoge?
Arnav: kaisi halat, mein bilkul theek hoon, mujhe ek baar bhi nahi lagta ki mera 5 din pehle sar phat gaya tha, I am very normal, please mana mat kariye…..
(Uske papa bhi man mein jaante the, ki arnav bilkul fit hai…bas woh samajh nahi paa rahe the ki yeh itni jaldi theek kaise ho gaya)
Phir kuch der sochte hue bole kab tak aa jaaoge?
Aranav: papa mein 2 din mein aa jaunga…
Uske papa kehte hai, theek hai jao aur jaldi ghar aane ki koshish karna…
Arnav haan mein gardan hila deta hai…aur phir uske papa bahar chale jaate hai…
Jaise hi woh bahar gaye, arnav apne room ka door band karke baith jaata hai aur phir apne sapne ke baare mein sochne lagta hai…
Mein kise chod raha tha? Aur wahan Sumona kyun khadi thi? Pata nahi kya ho raha hai, ulte seedhe sapne aa rahe hai….in sabko kaise band kiya jaaye??
Kahin na kahin arnav ko pata tha, ki in sab ka jawaab chandigarh mein hi milega….
Mutthi bana kar apne bed pe maarta hai, aur khada ho jaata hai aur kehta hai, saala ab kuch bhi ho jaaye is gutthi ko suljhana hi padega….
Phir woh manoj ko call lagata hai, aur kehta hai, bhai tayaar hai kya tu?
Manoj: bas mein tujhe hi phone lagane waala tha…mein toh tayaar ho gaya hoon, bas mein 15 minute mein tere paas pahunchta hoon…
Arnav: chal theek hai, mein bhi tujhe neeche milta hoon…chal bye
(Phone disconnect karke , arnav fresh hone chala jaata hai)
Kuch der baad manoj pahunch jaata hai, bike ek jagah khadi karke arnav ko phone lagata hai, aur bahar aane ko kehta hai….
“Haan bhai abhi 2 minute mein aata hoo”. Arnav ne kaha.
Kuch der baad arnav bahar aa jaata hai, aur puchta hai bhai kaise jaayenge?
Manoj apni bike ki taraf ishara karte hue kehta hai, humari jaan safar ke liye tyaar hai….
Aranav kehta hai koi bhi ho chalega, lekin humein yeh gutthi jald se jald suljhana padega….
Phir kuch der baad dono apne pehle safar ki taraf chalne lagte hai, dono ne apne, apne helmet pehne aur nikal padte hai apne jawaab paane ke liye….
Kuch door chalne ke baad manoj bike rokta hai aur arnav se kehta hai yaar ek cigarette peene ka man hai…
Arnav: yaar abhi safar suru bhi nahi hua, aur tujhe cigarette peeni hai…
Chal theek hai, bike rok kisi dukaan par…
Manoj waise hi karta hai, aur phir dono bike se utarte hai aur manoj apni cigarette jalaata hai…tabhi arnav kehta hai yaar mein thoda moot ke aata hoon, aur chala jaata hai…
Idhar Manoj cigarette ka ek lamba kash kheenchta hai, aur apni aankh band karke munh upar karke dhuaan chodta hai….
Tabhi achanak uske munh pe ek jor sa ghunsa lagta hai, jisse uska sar chakra jaata hai, aur neeche gir jaata hai….
Use kuch samajh mein nahi aata ki achanak use kaun maar sakta hai…woh jaise hi uthne ko hota hai, ki tabhi koi uske pet pe laat maarta hai, jisse woh pet pakad ke baith jaata hai…
Udhar se arnav bhaag ke aata hai, aur dekhta hai ki manoj ko 2 log maar rahe hai aur kuch log paas mein khade hai( woh sab log saath mein the)
Arnav ko pata nahi kahan se himmat aa gayi, usne ek moti lakdi uthai aur un do aadmiyon mein se ek aadmi ko maara aur dusre ko dhakka dedia….
Jisse woh log manoj se kuch door jaa kar gire, phir manoj ko uthate hue bola bhai tu theek hai?
Manoj thodi der chup raha kyunki uske pet mein dard ho raha tha…phir kuch der ke baad bola ab mein theek hoon, aur un aadmiyon ke taraf aagey bada aur kehta hai ki bhai, hum dono kahin jaa rahe hai aur achanak aap log mujhpe humla karte ho…
Mein aaj bilkul bhi ladne ke mood mein nahi hoon, kyunki pehle se hi dimakh kharaab hai, ab batao kyun maarne aaye ho??
Tabhi un bando mein se ek awaaz aayi, ki tujhse badla lena tha….manoj chonkte hue kehta hai kaisa badla, kaunsa badla??
Phir saamne ek banda aakar khada hota hai, jo lagbhag manoj ke height ka hi hoga, aur personality mein kuch ek aad inch kam hi hoga, phir bhi tangda lag raha tha…
Manoj usko dekhkar sochta hai, isko kahin dekha hai? Phir yaad aata hai yeh toh “Rafiq” hai…
Rafiq: pehchana?
Manoj: haan tujhe kaise bhool sakta hoon…aur mein tujhse khud hi milna chahta tha…
Rafiq: us din toh mein akela tha aur nashe mein, lekin aaj hosh mein hoon aur apne saathio ke saath…
Manoj: tu kitna kamina hai, ek ladki ko rape karne ke liye akele sunsaan jagah pe jaata hai, aur jab mein us ladki ko bachata hoon toh tu mujhe maarne ke liye apne aadmi bhejta hai….(saram nahi aati tujhe)
Phir bhi tu itni door aaya hai, chal teri muraad bhi puri kar deta hoon…
Itna kehkar aagey badne lagta hai….
Rafiq: chonkte hue aur kuch sochte hue kehta hai, ladki kaunsi ladki?
Manoj aur Arnav dono chonk jaate hai aur Rafiq ko dekhne lagte hai…
Manoj: kya keh raha hai, us raat ko tu apni car mein ladki ke jabardasti kar raha tha…tab maine aakar us ladki ko bachaya aur tujhe maarna pada…
Rafiq: kya faaltu bakwaas kar raha hai, us raat meri gaadi kharaab ho gayi thi, aur jab mein car se bahar aa hi raha tha, ki tune mujhe collor se pakadke bahar kheencha aur mujhe maarne laga…
(Pehle mujhe laga ki tu meri madat karne aaya hai, lekin tu mujhe maarne laga)
Us raat se har roz sochta hoon ki, tune mujhe maara kyun?
Aur aaj jab mile toh tu mere upar ghinona aarop lagata hai, ab toh tujhe chhune mein hi saram lagti hai….phir bhi tujhe aaj sabak sikhana hi padega….
(Yeh baat sunkar toh Manoj ke pair ke neeche se zameen hi hil jaati hai, woh toh chupchap khada rehta hai, aur us raat ki ghatnaon ka yaad karta hai)
Aur arnav ka munh toh khula ka khula hi rehta hai( apne man mein sochta hai bas ab yehi sunna baaki reh gaya tha)
Use laga ab toh in logo ko kaise bhi rokna padega, nahi toh khaama khaam yeh aapas mein lad marenge….tabhi Arnav bhaag ke jaata hai aur Rafiq se kehta hai…
Arnav: kya kar rahe ho, is paagal ko maaroge? Isko din or raat ek ladki dikhai deti hai, jo humesha kisi na kisi chungal mein phasi rehti hai…..
Yeh apne aap ko hero samajhta hai aur us ladki ko bachane chala jaata hai, is harkat ki wajah se bahut baar jhagda hote hote bacha hai, bechare ka ilaaz chal raha hai, dekho kuch dino ke baad yeh theek ho jaana chahiye….
Rafiq: agar yeh bimaar hai toh saaley ko ghar mein baandh ke rakho…is tarah road pe kyun khula rakha hai?
Is saaley ko toh maarney ka man bhi nahi kar raha hai…apne saathiyon se kehta hai chalo re niklo yahan se….isko kya maarna….yeh toh pehle se hi mara hua hai….
Kuch der baad woh sab log chale jaate hai…unke jaane ke baad arnav kehta hai bhai hosh mein aa, kahan kho gaya?
Manoj: tune mujhe paagal kyu kaha? Mein kya tujhe paagal nazar aata hoon? Mein us raat Harisha ke saath tha….
Arnav: gusse mein saala kal mein bhi yehi baat kar raha tha,tab toh tujhe vishwaas nahi hua…
Aur ab keh raha hai ki tu harisha ke saath tha…
Tune khaama khaam us Rafiq ko maara abhi mein yeh naa kehta ki tu paagal hai, bekaar mein hum sab log lad marte….
Saala pata nahi yeh humare saath kya ho raha hai, ab teri waali bhi dikhai nahi deti, yeh hum log kahan phase gaye?
Kuch aur kehne ko hota hi hai, ki tabhi peeche se koi auto wala horn bajata hai, aur arnav ke paas aakar kehta hai marne ka itna hi sauk hai, toh kahi aur jaa yahan mere auto ke saamne kyun aagaya???
Arnav: ab toh bahut hi zyaada gussa ho gaya aur auto waale se bolne laga, has mujhe tere auto ke saamne aakar hi marna hai, bata tujhe koi takleef??
Auto waala: saaley ruk mein abhi tujhe batata hoon, aur neeche utarne lagta hai… kyunki usko arnav ke body ko dekhkar laga, is ko toh mein ek jaapad mein sahi kar dunga…
Tabhi manoj beech mein aata hai aur kehta hai , bhai abhi tum yahan se chale jao, hum dono ka dimakh bahut hi kharaab hai, kuch bhi ho sakta hai tumhare saath( yeh baat usne gusse mein kahi thi)
Auto waala: manoj ki baat sunke aur uski kad kathi dekhkar chup chap auto mein arnav ko gusse mein dekhte hue baithne lagta hai…
Tabhi use kuch yaad aata hai, aur kehta hai aap, aap yahan kaise?
Arnav: kyun bhai koi takleef hai kya? Mujhe jaanta hai kya tu, teri baap ki sadak hai kya?
Auto waala: bhai dekho naaraz mat ho, aap kuch din pehle mukherjee naga gaye the kya?
Arnav: mukherjee nagar ki baat sunkar chonk jaata hai aur uske paas pahunch jaata hai, aur kehta hai haan bhai mein gaya tha, lekin tumko kaise pata?
Auto waala: sahab woh shaam mein kaise bhool sakta hoon…
Arnav aur Manoj dono hi puchte hai, kyun aisa kya hua?
Auto waala: saahab us din jab maine aap dono ko CP theatre ke paas pick kiya tha……aur aagey bolne hi waala hota hai…
Manoj puchta hai kaun dono?
Auto waala
arnav ki taraf ishara karte hue bola) yeh sahab aur ek ladki…Itna sunte hi Arnav aisa khush ho jaata hai ki maano usko amrit mil gaya ho…
Woh chillakar manoj se kehta hai, dekha mere saath ek ladki thi, mein jhoot nahi bol raha hoon…saala ab mere paas saboot hai….hahahahahahaha(aise hasta hai jaise usne koi jung jeet li ho)
Tabhi auto waalah beech mein bol padta hai, aur kehta hai aap puri baat toh suniye…
Arnav: haan bolo kya bolna hai?
Auto waala: sahab aap dono mere auto mein baith gaye aur aapne kaha ki mukherjee nagar jaana hai…
Toh mein us taraf chalne laga, phir kuch der baad maine peeche dekhne ke liye apne front mirror mein dekha toh aap akele mere auto mein baithe the, meri toh hawa hi kharaab ho gayi, phir bhi maine koshish ki dobara palat kar dekhlun lekin meri bilkul bhi himmat nahi hui…
Maine jab jab front mirror mein dekha toh aap ko akele hi paaya, aur jab maine aap logo ko wahan utara toh aapke saath woh ladki bhi utri….
Mein aapko ghoorte hue kehna chahta tha ki aap andar mat jaao uske saath, lekin aap toh mujhpar hi baras gaye…isliye mein wahan se chup chap nikal aaya….
Yeh sab sunte hi arnav ke hosh ud gaye, uske chehre pe khauff nazar aa raha tha, aur uske pair dar ke maare kaanpne lage, aur aisa khada tha ki woh koi statue hai….
Manoj usko is halath mein dekhkar bola arnav tu theek toh hai naa….
Yeh sunte hi woh pagla sa gaya aur badi jor se bola haan mein bilkul theek hoon, woh apne dono haath se sar pakadkar baith jaata hai aur kehta hai..
“Behnchooooooood” humne chudailo ko choda hai kya??
Hai bhagwaan un chudailo ko hum hi mile the kya?
Chudail shabd sunkar manoj ke rongte khade ho jaate hai, aur darr ke maare arnav ko dekhke bolta hai….yaar Arnav….
Arnav: haan bol tu bhi bol le, bata kya baat hai?
Manoj: wwohhh, wohhh maine us chudail ke munh mein apna lund daala hai…
Arnav: yeh baat sunte hi woh uthkar manoj ke paas aata hai, aur use ghoorte hue kehta hai……..
Saaley chutiye, yahan hum aise chakkar mein phase hue hai aur tujhe lund ki padi hai….
Saaley us din toh bade hi aaram se keh raha tha, ki mera lund uske munh mein andar bahar ho raha tha aur neeche se woh mutne mein lagi thi….
Ab kya hua? Ab kyun tere hosh ud gaye? ( yeh sab chillate hue aur darte hue keh raha tha)
Ab meri baat dhyaan se sun, agar woh sach mein bhootni, chudail, pisach jo bhi hoti, toh ab tak hum logon ko maar diya hota, lekin aisa nahi kiya….
Jis din tune apna lund uske munh mein daala tha na, usi din woh tera lund tere jism se ukhad leti aur tere saamne kachha kha jaati, lekin usne tere saath aisa kuch bhi nahi kiya….
Naa mere saath sumona ne kuch kiya, mein toh use uske kitchen mein bada hi mard banke use nanga kar raha tha, agar woh chahti toh using waqt belan se maar maar kar mera kuchumbar bana deti….
Saala sab kuch karne ke baad ab darne se kya faayada?
Manoj: toh ab bata humein kya karna hai?
Arnav: ab bhi tu puch raha hai humein kya karna hai?
Manoj: darte hue, haan ab bata humein kya karna hai?
Arnav: karna kya hai, chalte hai chandigarh aur jaakar dekhte hai ki wahan humare liye kya surprise hai?
Ab mujhe bhi lag raha hai ki woh dono ek hi hai, agar woh ek hi hai toh humein alag alag naam se aur alag jagah kyun mili?
Kyun unlogon ne hume ek hi address diya (chahe woh mukherjee nagar ho ya chandigarh)
Kuch toh hai jo humein samajh nahi aa raha hai….humein chandigarh mein hi pata chalega…
Manoj: ghabrate hue nahi mujhe kahin nahi jaana hai, mujhe nahi padna in bhooton ke chakkar mein…
Arnav: bas nikal gaya tera pyaar, jab tere paas choot thi toh tune apni garmi nikal li, aur ab tujhe pata chala ki saayad who chudail hai, toh tera pyaar dhara dhara reh gaya….
Manoj: nahi aisa nahi hai yaar, maana maine pyaar kiya tha usse, lekin jab humein uska koi wajood hi nahi milega toh hum kya kar sakte hai…
Arnav: kuch na kuch juroor milega…
Manoj: tu kaise keh sakta hai?
Arnav: kyunki hum abhi tak zinda hai, aur woh dono ya ek, humein kuch batana chahti thi, lekin hum us cheez ko pakad nahi paa rahe hai…
Manoj: toh tere hisaab se humein woh clue chandigarh mein milega?
Arnav: mujhe pura yakeen toh nahi hai, lekin kuch na kuch milega juroor….
Manoj: chal theek hai phir chalte hai, dekhte hai upar waale ne humare liye kya likha hai…
Arnav: yeh hui naa baat, chal chalte hai ek aise safar mein jiska raasta hum logo ko bilkul bhi nahi pata….
Manoj apni bike start karta hai aur arnav peeche baith jaata hai, aur dono nikal padte hai “Ek Safar” mein……
Bc ya kya sach ma chudail wala scene ho gya ha ab to chandigarh hi ma pta chalegaMaine usko jaise hi dekha, mere hosh udgaye, mere dimakh mein yeh aaya ki agar Sumona wahan khadi hai toh jise mein chod raha hoon, woh kaun hai?
Ab aagey.......
Jaise hi maine neeche dekha, tabhi mujhe saamne ke darwaaze se thak, thak ki awaaz aane lagi, maine us awaaz ko dhyaan se suna toh awaaz aur jor se aane lagi, aur jaise hi mein darwaaze ke paas jaane ke liye hua, tabhi meri aankh khul gayi….
Jaise hi maine aankhien kholi, toh mere door pe koi knock kar raha tha, maine apne kapde pehne or door khol deta hoon…
Saamne papa ko dekhkar mein thoda surprise ho jaata hoon, papa mujhe dekhkar kehte hai ki teri tabiyat kaisi hai?
Mein kehta hoon ab toh mein theek hoon, ab mujhe koi takleef nahi hai…
Papa: good it’s a good news from your end, and by the way aaj ka kya plan hai?
Arnav: aaj aap mere room pe kaise ? ( kyunki woh kam hi mere room pe aate the)
Papa: bas aaj man hua toh mein chala aaya, kyun tumhe achha nahi laga kya?
Arnav: nahi nahi aisa kuch nahi hai, please aap baith jaiye ( chair ki taraf ishara karta hai)…
Papa: no its fine, I am good…kuch sochte hue bole beta jab se tum hospital se aaye ho, kya tumhe kabhi sar mein dard hua ya koi bechani?
Arnav: nahi papa aisa kuch nahi hua, balki mein bahut theek hoon….
Papa: OK, tab toh bahut achhi baat hai…aur phir bahar Jane lagte hai…
Jaise hi woh mude, arnav thodi dabi awaaz mein aur requestfully kehta hai…
Arnav: papa mein aaj chandigarh jaana chahta hoon, mujhe kuch kaam hai….
Papa: tumhara dimakh toh sahi hai naa? Tum is haalat mein kaise jaaoge?
Arnav: kaisi halat, mein bilkul theek hoon, mujhe ek baar bhi nahi lagta ki mera 5 din pehle sar phat gaya tha, I am very normal, please mana mat kariye…..
(Uske papa bhi man mein jaante the, ki arnav bilkul fit hai…bas woh samajh nahi paa rahe the ki yeh itni jaldi theek kaise ho gaya)
Phir kuch der sochte hue bole kab tak aa jaaoge?
Aranav: papa mein 2 din mein aa jaunga…
Uske papa kehte hai, theek hai jao aur jaldi ghar aane ki koshish karna…
Arnav haan mein gardan hila deta hai…aur phir uske papa bahar chale jaate hai…
Jaise hi woh bahar gaye, arnav apne room ka door band karke baith jaata hai aur phir apne sapne ke baare mein sochne lagta hai…
Mein kise chod raha tha? Aur wahan Sumona kyun khadi thi? Pata nahi kya ho raha hai, ulte seedhe sapne aa rahe hai….in sabko kaise band kiya jaaye??
Kahin na kahin arnav ko pata tha, ki in sab ka jawaab chandigarh mein hi milega….
Mutthi bana kar apne bed pe maarta hai, aur khada ho jaata hai aur kehta hai, saala ab kuch bhi ho jaaye is gutthi ko suljhana hi padega….
Phir woh manoj ko call lagata hai, aur kehta hai, bhai tayaar hai kya tu?
Manoj: bas mein tujhe hi phone lagane waala tha…mein toh tayaar ho gaya hoon, bas mein 15 minute mein tere paas pahunchta hoon…
Arnav: chal theek hai, mein bhi tujhe neeche milta hoon…chal bye
(Phone disconnect karke , arnav fresh hone chala jaata hai)
Kuch der baad manoj pahunch jaata hai, bike ek jagah khadi karke arnav ko phone lagata hai, aur bahar aane ko kehta hai….
“Haan bhai abhi 2 minute mein aata hoo”. Arnav ne kaha.
Kuch der baad arnav bahar aa jaata hai, aur puchta hai bhai kaise jaayenge?
Manoj apni bike ki taraf ishara karte hue kehta hai, humari jaan safar ke liye tyaar hai….
Aranav kehta hai koi bhi ho chalega, lekin humein yeh gutthi jald se jald suljhana padega….
Phir kuch der baad dono apne pehle safar ki taraf chalne lagte hai, dono ne apne, apne helmet pehne aur nikal padte hai apne jawaab paane ke liye….
Kuch door chalne ke baad manoj bike rokta hai aur arnav se kehta hai yaar ek cigarette peene ka man hai…
Arnav: yaar abhi safar suru bhi nahi hua, aur tujhe cigarette peeni hai…
Chal theek hai, bike rok kisi dukaan par…
Manoj waise hi karta hai, aur phir dono bike se utarte hai aur manoj apni cigarette jalaata hai…tabhi arnav kehta hai yaar mein thoda moot ke aata hoon, aur chala jaata hai…
Idhar Manoj cigarette ka ek lamba kash kheenchta hai, aur apni aankh band karke munh upar karke dhuaan chodta hai….
Tabhi achanak uske munh pe ek jor sa ghunsa lagta hai, jisse uska sar chakra jaata hai, aur neeche gir jaata hai….
Use kuch samajh mein nahi aata ki achanak use kaun maar sakta hai…woh jaise hi uthne ko hota hai, ki tabhi koi uske pet pe laat maarta hai, jisse woh pet pakad ke baith jaata hai…
Udhar se arnav bhaag ke aata hai, aur dekhta hai ki manoj ko 2 log maar rahe hai aur kuch log paas mein khade hai( woh sab log saath mein the)
Arnav ko pata nahi kahan se himmat aa gayi, usne ek moti lakdi uthai aur un do aadmiyon mein se ek aadmi ko maara aur dusre ko dhakka dedia….
Jisse woh log manoj se kuch door jaa kar gire, phir manoj ko uthate hue bola bhai tu theek hai?
Manoj thodi der chup raha kyunki uske pet mein dard ho raha tha…phir kuch der ke baad bola ab mein theek hoon, aur un aadmiyon ke taraf aagey bada aur kehta hai ki bhai, hum dono kahin jaa rahe hai aur achanak aap log mujhpe humla karte ho…
Mein aaj bilkul bhi ladne ke mood mein nahi hoon, kyunki pehle se hi dimakh kharaab hai, ab batao kyun maarne aaye ho??
Tabhi un bando mein se ek awaaz aayi, ki tujhse badla lena tha….manoj chonkte hue kehta hai kaisa badla, kaunsa badla??
Phir saamne ek banda aakar khada hota hai, jo lagbhag manoj ke height ka hi hoga, aur personality mein kuch ek aad inch kam hi hoga, phir bhi tangda lag raha tha…
Manoj usko dekhkar sochta hai, isko kahin dekha hai? Phir yaad aata hai yeh toh “Rafiq” hai…
Rafiq: pehchana?
Manoj: haan tujhe kaise bhool sakta hoon…aur mein tujhse khud hi milna chahta tha…
Rafiq: us din toh mein akela tha aur nashe mein, lekin aaj hosh mein hoon aur apne saathio ke saath…
Manoj: tu kitna kamina hai, ek ladki ko rape karne ke liye akele sunsaan jagah pe jaata hai, aur jab mein us ladki ko bachata hoon toh tu mujhe maarne ke liye apne aadmi bhejta hai….(saram nahi aati tujhe)
Phir bhi tu itni door aaya hai, chal teri muraad bhi puri kar deta hoon…
Itna kehkar aagey badne lagta hai….
Rafiq: chonkte hue aur kuch sochte hue kehta hai, ladki kaunsi ladki?
Manoj aur Arnav dono chonk jaate hai aur Rafiq ko dekhne lagte hai…
Manoj: kya keh raha hai, us raat ko tu apni car mein ladki ke jabardasti kar raha tha…tab maine aakar us ladki ko bachaya aur tujhe maarna pada…
Rafiq: kya faaltu bakwaas kar raha hai, us raat meri gaadi kharaab ho gayi thi, aur jab mein car se bahar aa hi raha tha, ki tune mujhe collor se pakadke bahar kheencha aur mujhe maarne laga…
(Pehle mujhe laga ki tu meri madat karne aaya hai, lekin tu mujhe maarne laga)
Us raat se har roz sochta hoon ki, tune mujhe maara kyun?
Aur aaj jab mile toh tu mere upar ghinona aarop lagata hai, ab toh tujhe chhune mein hi saram lagti hai….phir bhi tujhe aaj sabak sikhana hi padega….
(Yeh baat sunkar toh Manoj ke pair ke neeche se zameen hi hil jaati hai, woh toh chupchap khada rehta hai, aur us raat ki ghatnaon ka yaad karta hai)
Aur arnav ka munh toh khula ka khula hi rehta hai( apne man mein sochta hai bas ab yehi sunna baaki reh gaya tha)
Use laga ab toh in logo ko kaise bhi rokna padega, nahi toh khaama khaam yeh aapas mein lad marenge….tabhi Arnav bhaag ke jaata hai aur Rafiq se kehta hai…
Arnav: kya kar rahe ho, is paagal ko maaroge? Isko din or raat ek ladki dikhai deti hai, jo humesha kisi na kisi chungal mein phasi rehti hai…..
Yeh apne aap ko hero samajhta hai aur us ladki ko bachane chala jaata hai, is harkat ki wajah se bahut baar jhagda hote hote bacha hai, bechare ka ilaaz chal raha hai, dekho kuch dino ke baad yeh theek ho jaana chahiye….
Rafiq: agar yeh bimaar hai toh saaley ko ghar mein baandh ke rakho…is tarah road pe kyun khula rakha hai?
Is saaley ko toh maarney ka man bhi nahi kar raha hai…apne saathiyon se kehta hai chalo re niklo yahan se….isko kya maarna….yeh toh pehle se hi mara hua hai….
Kuch der baad woh sab log chale jaate hai…unke jaane ke baad arnav kehta hai bhai hosh mein aa, kahan kho gaya?
Manoj: tune mujhe paagal kyu kaha? Mein kya tujhe paagal nazar aata hoon? Mein us raat Harisha ke saath tha….
Arnav: gusse mein saala kal mein bhi yehi baat kar raha tha,tab toh tujhe vishwaas nahi hua…
Aur ab keh raha hai ki tu harisha ke saath tha…
Tune khaama khaam us Rafiq ko maara abhi mein yeh naa kehta ki tu paagal hai, bekaar mein hum sab log lad marte….
Saala pata nahi yeh humare saath kya ho raha hai, ab teri waali bhi dikhai nahi deti, yeh hum log kahan phase gaye?
Kuch aur kehne ko hota hi hai, ki tabhi peeche se koi auto wala horn bajata hai, aur arnav ke paas aakar kehta hai marne ka itna hi sauk hai, toh kahi aur jaa yahan mere auto ke saamne kyun aagaya???
Arnav: ab toh bahut hi zyaada gussa ho gaya aur auto waale se bolne laga, has mujhe tere auto ke saamne aakar hi marna hai, bata tujhe koi takleef??
Auto waala: saaley ruk mein abhi tujhe batata hoon, aur neeche utarne lagta hai… kyunki usko arnav ke body ko dekhkar laga, is ko toh mein ek jaapad mein sahi kar dunga…
Tabhi manoj beech mein aata hai aur kehta hai , bhai abhi tum yahan se chale jao, hum dono ka dimakh bahut hi kharaab hai, kuch bhi ho sakta hai tumhare saath( yeh baat usne gusse mein kahi thi)
Auto waala: manoj ki baat sunke aur uski kad kathi dekhkar chup chap auto mein arnav ko gusse mein dekhte hue baithne lagta hai…
Tabhi use kuch yaad aata hai, aur kehta hai aap, aap yahan kaise?
Arnav: kyun bhai koi takleef hai kya? Mujhe jaanta hai kya tu, teri baap ki sadak hai kya?
Auto waala: bhai dekho naaraz mat ho, aap kuch din pehle mukherjee naga gaye the kya?
Arnav: mukherjee nagar ki baat sunkar chonk jaata hai aur uske paas pahunch jaata hai, aur kehta hai haan bhai mein gaya tha, lekin tumko kaise pata?
Auto waala: sahab woh shaam mein kaise bhool sakta hoon…
Arnav aur Manoj dono hi puchte hai, kyun aisa kya hua?
Auto waala: saahab us din jab maine aap dono ko CP theatre ke paas pick kiya tha……aur aagey bolne hi waala hota hai…
Manoj puchta hai kaun dono?
Auto waala
Itna sunte hi Arnav aisa khush ho jaata hai ki maano usko amrit mil gaya ho…
Woh chillakar manoj se kehta hai, dekha mere saath ek ladki thi, mein jhoot nahi bol raha hoon…saala ab mere paas saboot hai….hahahahahahaha(aise hasta hai jaise usne koi jung jeet li ho)
Tabhi auto waalah beech mein bol padta hai, aur kehta hai aap puri baat toh suniye…
Arnav: haan bolo kya bolna hai?
Auto waala: sahab aap dono mere auto mein baith gaye aur aapne kaha ki mukherjee nagar jaana hai…
Toh mein us taraf chalne laga, phir kuch der baad maine peeche dekhne ke liye apne front mirror mein dekha toh aap akele mere auto mein baithe the, meri toh hawa hi kharaab ho gayi, phir bhi maine koshish ki dobara palat kar dekhlun lekin meri bilkul bhi himmat nahi hui…
Maine jab jab front mirror mein dekha toh aap ko akele hi paaya, aur jab maine aap logo ko wahan utara toh aapke saath woh ladki bhi utri….
Mein aapko ghoorte hue kehna chahta tha ki aap andar mat jaao uske saath, lekin aap toh mujhpar hi baras gaye…isliye mein wahan se chup chap nikal aaya….
Yeh sab sunte hi arnav ke hosh ud gaye, uske chehre pe khauff nazar aa raha tha, aur uske pair dar ke maare kaanpne lage, aur aisa khada tha ki woh koi statue hai….
Manoj usko is halath mein dekhkar bola arnav tu theek toh hai naa….
Yeh sunte hi woh pagla sa gaya aur badi jor se bola haan mein bilkul theek hoon, woh apne dono haath se sar pakadkar baith jaata hai aur kehta hai..
“Behnchooooooood” humne chudailo ko choda hai kya??
Hai bhagwaan un chudailo ko hum hi mile the kya?
Chudail shabd sunkar manoj ke rongte khade ho jaate hai, aur darr ke maare arnav ko dekhke bolta hai….yaar Arnav….
Arnav: haan bol tu bhi bol le, bata kya baat hai?
Manoj: wwohhh, wohhh maine us chudail ke munh mein apna lund daala hai…
Arnav: yeh baat sunte hi woh uthkar manoj ke paas aata hai, aur use ghoorte hue kehta hai……..
Saaley chutiye, yahan hum aise chakkar mein phase hue hai aur tujhe lund ki padi hai….
Saaley us din toh bade hi aaram se keh raha tha, ki mera lund uske munh mein andar bahar ho raha tha aur neeche se woh mutne mein lagi thi….
Ab kya hua? Ab kyun tere hosh ud gaye? ( yeh sab chillate hue aur darte hue keh raha tha)
Ab meri baat dhyaan se sun, agar woh sach mein bhootni, chudail, pisach jo bhi hoti, toh ab tak hum logon ko maar diya hota, lekin aisa nahi kiya….
Jis din tune apna lund uske munh mein daala tha na, usi din woh tera lund tere jism se ukhad leti aur tere saamne kachha kha jaati, lekin usne tere saath aisa kuch bhi nahi kiya….
Naa mere saath sumona ne kuch kiya, mein toh use uske kitchen mein bada hi mard banke use nanga kar raha tha, agar woh chahti toh using waqt belan se maar maar kar mera kuchumbar bana deti….
Saala sab kuch karne ke baad ab darne se kya faayada?
Manoj: toh ab bata humein kya karna hai?
Arnav: ab bhi tu puch raha hai humein kya karna hai?
Manoj: darte hue, haan ab bata humein kya karna hai?
Arnav: karna kya hai, chalte hai chandigarh aur jaakar dekhte hai ki wahan humare liye kya surprise hai?
Ab mujhe bhi lag raha hai ki woh dono ek hi hai, agar woh ek hi hai toh humein alag alag naam se aur alag jagah kyun mili?
Kyun unlogon ne hume ek hi address diya (chahe woh mukherjee nagar ho ya chandigarh)
Kuch toh hai jo humein samajh nahi aa raha hai….humein chandigarh mein hi pata chalega…
Manoj: ghabrate hue nahi mujhe kahin nahi jaana hai, mujhe nahi padna in bhooton ke chakkar mein…
Arnav: bas nikal gaya tera pyaar, jab tere paas choot thi toh tune apni garmi nikal li, aur ab tujhe pata chala ki saayad who chudail hai, toh tera pyaar dhara dhara reh gaya….
Manoj: nahi aisa nahi hai yaar, maana maine pyaar kiya tha usse, lekin jab humein uska koi wajood hi nahi milega toh hum kya kar sakte hai…
Arnav: kuch na kuch juroor milega…
Manoj: tu kaise keh sakta hai?
Arnav: kyunki hum abhi tak zinda hai, aur woh dono ya ek, humein kuch batana chahti thi, lekin hum us cheez ko pakad nahi paa rahe hai…
Manoj: toh tere hisaab se humein woh clue chandigarh mein milega?
Arnav: mujhe pura yakeen toh nahi hai, lekin kuch na kuch milega juroor….
Manoj: chal theek hai phir chalte hai, dekhte hai upar waale ne humare liye kya likha hai…
Arnav: yeh hui naa baat, chal chalte hai ek aise safar mein jiska raasta hum logo ko bilkul bhi nahi pata….
Manoj apni bike start karta hai aur arnav peeche baith jaata hai, aur dono nikal padte hai “Ek Safar” mein……
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Ab to pura Raaj Chandigadh pahunch ke hi khulega,Maine usko jaise hi dekha, mere hosh udgaye, mere dimakh mein yeh aaya ki agar Sumona wahan khadi hai toh jise mein chod raha hoon, woh kaun hai?
Ab aagey.......
Jaise hi maine neeche dekha, tabhi mujhe saamne ke darwaaze se thak, thak ki awaaz aane lagi, maine us awaaz ko dhyaan se suna toh awaaz aur jor se aane lagi, aur jaise hi mein darwaaze ke paas jaane ke liye hua, tabhi meri aankh khul gayi….
Jaise hi maine aankhien kholi, toh mere door pe koi knock kar raha tha, maine apne kapde pehne or door khol deta hoon…
Saamne papa ko dekhkar mein thoda surprise ho jaata hoon, papa mujhe dekhkar kehte hai ki teri tabiyat kaisi hai?
Mein kehta hoon ab toh mein theek hoon, ab mujhe koi takleef nahi hai…
Papa: good it’s a good news from your end, and by the way aaj ka kya plan hai?
Arnav: aaj aap mere room pe kaise ? ( kyunki woh kam hi mere room pe aate the)
Papa: bas aaj man hua toh mein chala aaya, kyun tumhe achha nahi laga kya?
Arnav: nahi nahi aisa kuch nahi hai, please aap baith jaiye ( chair ki taraf ishara karta hai)…
Papa: no its fine, I am good…kuch sochte hue bole beta jab se tum hospital se aaye ho, kya tumhe kabhi sar mein dard hua ya koi bechani?
Arnav: nahi papa aisa kuch nahi hua, balki mein bahut theek hoon….
Papa: OK, tab toh bahut achhi baat hai…aur phir bahar Jane lagte hai…
Jaise hi woh mude, arnav thodi dabi awaaz mein aur requestfully kehta hai…
Arnav: papa mein aaj chandigarh jaana chahta hoon, mujhe kuch kaam hai….
Papa: tumhara dimakh toh sahi hai naa? Tum is haalat mein kaise jaaoge?
Arnav: kaisi halat, mein bilkul theek hoon, mujhe ek baar bhi nahi lagta ki mera 5 din pehle sar phat gaya tha, I am very normal, please mana mat kariye…..
(Uske papa bhi man mein jaante the, ki arnav bilkul fit hai…bas woh samajh nahi paa rahe the ki yeh itni jaldi theek kaise ho gaya)
Phir kuch der sochte hue bole kab tak aa jaaoge?
Aranav: papa mein 2 din mein aa jaunga…
Uske papa kehte hai, theek hai jao aur jaldi ghar aane ki koshish karna…
Arnav haan mein gardan hila deta hai…aur phir uske papa bahar chale jaate hai…
Jaise hi woh bahar gaye, arnav apne room ka door band karke baith jaata hai aur phir apne sapne ke baare mein sochne lagta hai…
Mein kise chod raha tha? Aur wahan Sumona kyun khadi thi? Pata nahi kya ho raha hai, ulte seedhe sapne aa rahe hai….in sabko kaise band kiya jaaye??
Kahin na kahin arnav ko pata tha, ki in sab ka jawaab chandigarh mein hi milega….
Mutthi bana kar apne bed pe maarta hai, aur khada ho jaata hai aur kehta hai, saala ab kuch bhi ho jaaye is gutthi ko suljhana hi padega….
Phir woh manoj ko call lagata hai, aur kehta hai, bhai tayaar hai kya tu?
Manoj: bas mein tujhe hi phone lagane waala tha…mein toh tayaar ho gaya hoon, bas mein 15 minute mein tere paas pahunchta hoon…
Arnav: chal theek hai, mein bhi tujhe neeche milta hoon…chal bye
(Phone disconnect karke , arnav fresh hone chala jaata hai)
Kuch der baad manoj pahunch jaata hai, bike ek jagah khadi karke arnav ko phone lagata hai, aur bahar aane ko kehta hai….
“Haan bhai abhi 2 minute mein aata hoo”. Arnav ne kaha.
Kuch der baad arnav bahar aa jaata hai, aur puchta hai bhai kaise jaayenge?
Manoj apni bike ki taraf ishara karte hue kehta hai, humari jaan safar ke liye tyaar hai….
Aranav kehta hai koi bhi ho chalega, lekin humein yeh gutthi jald se jald suljhana padega….
Phir kuch der baad dono apne pehle safar ki taraf chalne lagte hai, dono ne apne, apne helmet pehne aur nikal padte hai apne jawaab paane ke liye….
Kuch door chalne ke baad manoj bike rokta hai aur arnav se kehta hai yaar ek cigarette peene ka man hai…
Arnav: yaar abhi safar suru bhi nahi hua, aur tujhe cigarette peeni hai…
Chal theek hai, bike rok kisi dukaan par…
Manoj waise hi karta hai, aur phir dono bike se utarte hai aur manoj apni cigarette jalaata hai…tabhi arnav kehta hai yaar mein thoda moot ke aata hoon, aur chala jaata hai…
Idhar Manoj cigarette ka ek lamba kash kheenchta hai, aur apni aankh band karke munh upar karke dhuaan chodta hai….
Tabhi achanak uske munh pe ek jor sa ghunsa lagta hai, jisse uska sar chakra jaata hai, aur neeche gir jaata hai….
Use kuch samajh mein nahi aata ki achanak use kaun maar sakta hai…woh jaise hi uthne ko hota hai, ki tabhi koi uske pet pe laat maarta hai, jisse woh pet pakad ke baith jaata hai…
Udhar se arnav bhaag ke aata hai, aur dekhta hai ki manoj ko 2 log maar rahe hai aur kuch log paas mein khade hai( woh sab log saath mein the)
Arnav ko pata nahi kahan se himmat aa gayi, usne ek moti lakdi uthai aur un do aadmiyon mein se ek aadmi ko maara aur dusre ko dhakka dedia….
Jisse woh log manoj se kuch door jaa kar gire, phir manoj ko uthate hue bola bhai tu theek hai?
Manoj thodi der chup raha kyunki uske pet mein dard ho raha tha…phir kuch der ke baad bola ab mein theek hoon, aur un aadmiyon ke taraf aagey bada aur kehta hai ki bhai, hum dono kahin jaa rahe hai aur achanak aap log mujhpe humla karte ho…
Mein aaj bilkul bhi ladne ke mood mein nahi hoon, kyunki pehle se hi dimakh kharaab hai, ab batao kyun maarne aaye ho??
Tabhi un bando mein se ek awaaz aayi, ki tujhse badla lena tha….manoj chonkte hue kehta hai kaisa badla, kaunsa badla??
Phir saamne ek banda aakar khada hota hai, jo lagbhag manoj ke height ka hi hoga, aur personality mein kuch ek aad inch kam hi hoga, phir bhi tangda lag raha tha…
Manoj usko dekhkar sochta hai, isko kahin dekha hai? Phir yaad aata hai yeh toh “Rafiq” hai…
Rafiq: pehchana?
Manoj: haan tujhe kaise bhool sakta hoon…aur mein tujhse khud hi milna chahta tha…
Rafiq: us din toh mein akela tha aur nashe mein, lekin aaj hosh mein hoon aur apne saathio ke saath…
Manoj: tu kitna kamina hai, ek ladki ko rape karne ke liye akele sunsaan jagah pe jaata hai, aur jab mein us ladki ko bachata hoon toh tu mujhe maarne ke liye apne aadmi bhejta hai….(saram nahi aati tujhe)
Phir bhi tu itni door aaya hai, chal teri muraad bhi puri kar deta hoon…
Itna kehkar aagey badne lagta hai….
Rafiq: chonkte hue aur kuch sochte hue kehta hai, ladki kaunsi ladki?
Manoj aur Arnav dono chonk jaate hai aur Rafiq ko dekhne lagte hai…
Manoj: kya keh raha hai, us raat ko tu apni car mein ladki ke jabardasti kar raha tha…tab maine aakar us ladki ko bachaya aur tujhe maarna pada…
Rafiq: kya faaltu bakwaas kar raha hai, us raat meri gaadi kharaab ho gayi thi, aur jab mein car se bahar aa hi raha tha, ki tune mujhe collor se pakadke bahar kheencha aur mujhe maarne laga…
(Pehle mujhe laga ki tu meri madat karne aaya hai, lekin tu mujhe maarne laga)
Us raat se har roz sochta hoon ki, tune mujhe maara kyun?
Aur aaj jab mile toh tu mere upar ghinona aarop lagata hai, ab toh tujhe chhune mein hi saram lagti hai….phir bhi tujhe aaj sabak sikhana hi padega….
(Yeh baat sunkar toh Manoj ke pair ke neeche se zameen hi hil jaati hai, woh toh chupchap khada rehta hai, aur us raat ki ghatnaon ka yaad karta hai)
Aur arnav ka munh toh khula ka khula hi rehta hai( apne man mein sochta hai bas ab yehi sunna baaki reh gaya tha)
Use laga ab toh in logo ko kaise bhi rokna padega, nahi toh khaama khaam yeh aapas mein lad marenge….tabhi Arnav bhaag ke jaata hai aur Rafiq se kehta hai…
Arnav: kya kar rahe ho, is paagal ko maaroge? Isko din or raat ek ladki dikhai deti hai, jo humesha kisi na kisi chungal mein phasi rehti hai…..
Yeh apne aap ko hero samajhta hai aur us ladki ko bachane chala jaata hai, is harkat ki wajah se bahut baar jhagda hote hote bacha hai, bechare ka ilaaz chal raha hai, dekho kuch dino ke baad yeh theek ho jaana chahiye….
Rafiq: agar yeh bimaar hai toh saaley ko ghar mein baandh ke rakho…is tarah road pe kyun khula rakha hai?
Is saaley ko toh maarney ka man bhi nahi kar raha hai…apne saathiyon se kehta hai chalo re niklo yahan se….isko kya maarna….yeh toh pehle se hi mara hua hai….
Kuch der baad woh sab log chale jaate hai…unke jaane ke baad arnav kehta hai bhai hosh mein aa, kahan kho gaya?
Manoj: tune mujhe paagal kyu kaha? Mein kya tujhe paagal nazar aata hoon? Mein us raat Harisha ke saath tha….
Arnav: gusse mein saala kal mein bhi yehi baat kar raha tha,tab toh tujhe vishwaas nahi hua…
Aur ab keh raha hai ki tu harisha ke saath tha…
Tune khaama khaam us Rafiq ko maara abhi mein yeh naa kehta ki tu paagal hai, bekaar mein hum sab log lad marte….
Saala pata nahi yeh humare saath kya ho raha hai, ab teri waali bhi dikhai nahi deti, yeh hum log kahan phase gaye?
Kuch aur kehne ko hota hi hai, ki tabhi peeche se koi auto wala horn bajata hai, aur arnav ke paas aakar kehta hai marne ka itna hi sauk hai, toh kahi aur jaa yahan mere auto ke saamne kyun aagaya???
Arnav: ab toh bahut hi zyaada gussa ho gaya aur auto waale se bolne laga, has mujhe tere auto ke saamne aakar hi marna hai, bata tujhe koi takleef??
Auto waala: saaley ruk mein abhi tujhe batata hoon, aur neeche utarne lagta hai… kyunki usko arnav ke body ko dekhkar laga, is ko toh mein ek jaapad mein sahi kar dunga…
Tabhi manoj beech mein aata hai aur kehta hai , bhai abhi tum yahan se chale jao, hum dono ka dimakh bahut hi kharaab hai, kuch bhi ho sakta hai tumhare saath( yeh baat usne gusse mein kahi thi)
Auto waala: manoj ki baat sunke aur uski kad kathi dekhkar chup chap auto mein arnav ko gusse mein dekhte hue baithne lagta hai…
Tabhi use kuch yaad aata hai, aur kehta hai aap, aap yahan kaise?
Arnav: kyun bhai koi takleef hai kya? Mujhe jaanta hai kya tu, teri baap ki sadak hai kya?
Auto waala: bhai dekho naaraz mat ho, aap kuch din pehle mukherjee naga gaye the kya?
Arnav: mukherjee nagar ki baat sunkar chonk jaata hai aur uske paas pahunch jaata hai, aur kehta hai haan bhai mein gaya tha, lekin tumko kaise pata?
Auto waala: sahab woh shaam mein kaise bhool sakta hoon…
Arnav aur Manoj dono hi puchte hai, kyun aisa kya hua?
Auto waala: saahab us din jab maine aap dono ko CP theatre ke paas pick kiya tha……aur aagey bolne hi waala hota hai…
Manoj puchta hai kaun dono?
Auto waala
Itna sunte hi Arnav aisa khush ho jaata hai ki maano usko amrit mil gaya ho…
Woh chillakar manoj se kehta hai, dekha mere saath ek ladki thi, mein jhoot nahi bol raha hoon…saala ab mere paas saboot hai….hahahahahahaha(aise hasta hai jaise usne koi jung jeet li ho)
Tabhi auto waalah beech mein bol padta hai, aur kehta hai aap puri baat toh suniye…
Arnav: haan bolo kya bolna hai?
Auto waala: sahab aap dono mere auto mein baith gaye aur aapne kaha ki mukherjee nagar jaana hai…
Toh mein us taraf chalne laga, phir kuch der baad maine peeche dekhne ke liye apne front mirror mein dekha toh aap akele mere auto mein baithe the, meri toh hawa hi kharaab ho gayi, phir bhi maine koshish ki dobara palat kar dekhlun lekin meri bilkul bhi himmat nahi hui…
Maine jab jab front mirror mein dekha toh aap ko akele hi paaya, aur jab maine aap logo ko wahan utara toh aapke saath woh ladki bhi utri….
Mein aapko ghoorte hue kehna chahta tha ki aap andar mat jaao uske saath, lekin aap toh mujhpar hi baras gaye…isliye mein wahan se chup chap nikal aaya….
Yeh sab sunte hi arnav ke hosh ud gaye, uske chehre pe khauff nazar aa raha tha, aur uske pair dar ke maare kaanpne lage, aur aisa khada tha ki woh koi statue hai….
Manoj usko is halath mein dekhkar bola arnav tu theek toh hai naa….
Yeh sunte hi woh pagla sa gaya aur badi jor se bola haan mein bilkul theek hoon, woh apne dono haath se sar pakadkar baith jaata hai aur kehta hai..
“Behnchooooooood” humne chudailo ko choda hai kya??
Hai bhagwaan un chudailo ko hum hi mile the kya?
Chudail shabd sunkar manoj ke rongte khade ho jaate hai, aur darr ke maare arnav ko dekhke bolta hai….yaar Arnav….
Arnav: haan bol tu bhi bol le, bata kya baat hai?
Manoj: wwohhh, wohhh maine us chudail ke munh mein apna lund daala hai…
Arnav: yeh baat sunte hi woh uthkar manoj ke paas aata hai, aur use ghoorte hue kehta hai……..
Saaley chutiye, yahan hum aise chakkar mein phase hue hai aur tujhe lund ki padi hai….
Saaley us din toh bade hi aaram se keh raha tha, ki mera lund uske munh mein andar bahar ho raha tha aur neeche se woh mutne mein lagi thi….
Ab kya hua? Ab kyun tere hosh ud gaye? ( yeh sab chillate hue aur darte hue keh raha tha)
Ab meri baat dhyaan se sun, agar woh sach mein bhootni, chudail, pisach jo bhi hoti, toh ab tak hum logon ko maar diya hota, lekin aisa nahi kiya….
Jis din tune apna lund uske munh mein daala tha na, usi din woh tera lund tere jism se ukhad leti aur tere saamne kachha kha jaati, lekin usne tere saath aisa kuch bhi nahi kiya….
Naa mere saath sumona ne kuch kiya, mein toh use uske kitchen mein bada hi mard banke use nanga kar raha tha, agar woh chahti toh using waqt belan se maar maar kar mera kuchumbar bana deti….
Saala sab kuch karne ke baad ab darne se kya faayada?
Manoj: toh ab bata humein kya karna hai?
Arnav: ab bhi tu puch raha hai humein kya karna hai?
Manoj: darte hue, haan ab bata humein kya karna hai?
Arnav: karna kya hai, chalte hai chandigarh aur jaakar dekhte hai ki wahan humare liye kya surprise hai?
Ab mujhe bhi lag raha hai ki woh dono ek hi hai, agar woh ek hi hai toh humein alag alag naam se aur alag jagah kyun mili?
Kyun unlogon ne hume ek hi address diya (chahe woh mukherjee nagar ho ya chandigarh)
Kuch toh hai jo humein samajh nahi aa raha hai….humein chandigarh mein hi pata chalega…
Manoj: ghabrate hue nahi mujhe kahin nahi jaana hai, mujhe nahi padna in bhooton ke chakkar mein…
Arnav: bas nikal gaya tera pyaar, jab tere paas choot thi toh tune apni garmi nikal li, aur ab tujhe pata chala ki saayad who chudail hai, toh tera pyaar dhara dhara reh gaya….
Manoj: nahi aisa nahi hai yaar, maana maine pyaar kiya tha usse, lekin jab humein uska koi wajood hi nahi milega toh hum kya kar sakte hai…
Arnav: kuch na kuch juroor milega…
Manoj: tu kaise keh sakta hai?
Arnav: kyunki hum abhi tak zinda hai, aur woh dono ya ek, humein kuch batana chahti thi, lekin hum us cheez ko pakad nahi paa rahe hai…
Manoj: toh tere hisaab se humein woh clue chandigarh mein milega?
Arnav: mujhe pura yakeen toh nahi hai, lekin kuch na kuch milega juroor….
Manoj: chal theek hai phir chalte hai, dekhte hai upar waale ne humare liye kya likha hai…
Arnav: yeh hui naa baat, chal chalte hai ek aise safar mein jiska raasta hum logo ko bilkul bhi nahi pata….
Manoj apni bike start karta hai aur arnav peeche baith jaata hai, aur dono nikal padte hai “Ek Safar” mein……
Ki aakhir Maazra kya ..??
Manoj aur Arnav ke to L - Lag gaye....
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