Raja thakur
King
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Fabulous updateUPDATE 9
Ritika..aakhir kab aap mujhe ehsaas dilayenge
Ki main aapse pyar karti hoon
Main..are Maggi thodi banani hai
Jo do minute mein tayyar ho jaayegi
Time toh lagta hi hai
Ritika..mujhe didi se milna hai
Jaldi kijiye
Mujhe unke bina achcha nahi lagta
Main..kaun didi
Ritika..geeta didi aur kaun
Main..tum meri biwi ho
Ya geeta ki
Ritika..faaltu mat boliye
Warna achcha nahi hoga
Saala yeh toh sapne mein bhi nakchadi hai
Main ready hoke college pahunch gaya
Tabhi mujhe ritika dikhi
Haaye haaye mirchi
Ritika ko dekhke meri aah nikal jaati thi
Aaj bhi woh kisi model se kam nahi dikh rahi thi
Uski najrein mujhse takrayi
Meri usse
Ritika..baat nahi karega lekin ghurega jarur
Pata nahi kya chahta hai
Upar se pitaji ek rishta bhi leke aagaye
Kal usse baat ki
Toh achcha laga
Khandaan ki parampara hai
Jab tak chhoti beti ki shaadi nahi ho jaati
Tab tak badi beti ki shaadi nahi ho sakti
Kya karu
Mujhe toh kuchh samajh nahi aaraha hai
Jab bhi tumhein dekhti hoon
Bas dil karta hai
Dekhti rahu
Pata nahi aisa kya hai tum mein
Ek toh uske man ki baatein sunayi nahi deti thi
Haan main use behosh kar sakta tha
Uske mind ko Control kar sakta tha
Lekin uske thoughts main nahi sun sakta tha
Pata nahi kyun
Tabhi college ke gate pe ek zordaar dhamaka hua
Wahan pe kuchh students the
Jo.zakhmi ho gaye
Ek car se 6 ladki bahar nikli
Woh hoti nahi Hollywood movies mein
Spy gate up waali
Bilkul waisi
Sabki peeth pe do sword tangi hui thi
Aur sabke hath mein gun bhi thi
Sab ke hosh ude hue the
Lekin sabse jyada mere
Kyunki main unke dimaag mein nahi ghus paa raha tha
Tabhi woh sab Ritika ki taraf badhne lagi
Ritika ghabra gayi
Lekin phir bhi woh apni position le li
Bilkul kisi martial artist ki Tarah
Un 6 ladkiyo ne Ritika ko chaaro taraf se gher liya
Usmein se ek ladki Ritika ki taraf badhi
Ritika ne use punch maarne ki koshish ki
Lekin uski speed itni thi
Ki woh douch karke
Ritika ke gale mein ek device daal di
Jisse Ritika ek dum seedhi khadi ho gayi
Aisa laga Ritika ko koi control kar raha hai
Phir woh 6 ladki apni car ki taraf wapas jaane lagi
Ritika bas unke peechhe chalti rahi
Tabhi main unsabke saamne aagaya
Main..is college mein itni saari ladki hain
Unhein le jaao na
Meri biwi ko le jaana jaruri hai
Bhai ab maine kuchh galat bola tha kya
Ki ek ladki ne mujhe goli maar di
Woh bhi dil waale area mein
Yeh dekhke Ritika ki aankho se aansu nikalne lage
Mere munh se khoon nikalne laga
Aur main ghutno ke bal baith gaya
Aur phir dusri ladki mere paas aake
Meri Gardan pe ek kick maari
Aisa laga meri Gardan ki haddi toot gayi
Aankho ke saamne andhera chha gaya
Phir woh Ritika ko leke chali gayi
Mujhe hospital le jaaya gaya
Aur ghar waalo ko inform kar diya gaya
Uske baad jo cheekhne aur rone ki awajein poore hospital mein gunji
Chhoti maa se leke unki chhoti beti tak
Daadi se leke sheetal tak
Daadi..mere bachche ko kisi ki najar lag gayi hai
Main ab use yahan nahi rehne dungi
Main use ab gaaon leke chali jaaungi
Papa..yeh kaisi baatein kar rahi hain maa aap
Sab kuchh theek ho jaayega
Doctors mera operation kar rahe the
Goli unhone nikaal di thi
Lekin meri saansein band ho gayi
Doctors ne bahar aake sabko yeh khabar di
Sabne cheekh cheekh ke rona shuru kar diya
Lekin geeta ek side mein baithi hui thi
Ek dum chup
Geeta.. please great king
Meri pati ki raksha kijiye
Mujhe nahi pata aap sun rahe hain ki nahi
Lekin aapko meri pati ko zinda karna hoga
Woh kaise mar sakte hain
Woh nahi mar sakte
Tabhi logo ki aankhein tv pe gad gayi
Jahan ek video clip play ho rahi thi
Usmein ek aadmi bol raha tha
Cm i hope tum yeh dekh rahe ho
Agar do ghante ke andar
Rakesh ko tum logo ne riha nahi kiya
Toh phir tumhari beti ke sath jo hoga
Uske zimmedaar tum khud hoge
Cm ne jab yeh dekha
Toh uski biwi ne rone shuru kar diya
I mean saasu maa ne
Meena apni poori source lagake ritika ko dhundne ki koshish kar rahi thi
Tabhi uski najar tv pe padi
Jahan dikhaya ja raha tha
Ki india ke sabse bade bussiness man ke bete ka nidhan ho gaya
Unhone cm ki beti ko bachane ki koshish ki
Aur phir kidnappers ne unhein goli maar di
Aur main pata nahi kahan pahunch gaya tha
Mere saamne meri hi age ka ek ladka
Singhasan pe baitha hua tha
Bilkul mere jaisa dikh raha tha woh
Tum humari Tarah dikhte ho
Main..kaun ho tum
Humara naam
Naam jaanke kya karoge
Bas yeh jaan lo ki hum the great king hain
Main..geeta ne bataya tha aapke baare mein
Aap mere purvaj hain
Haan hum hi hain jisne shibu planet banaya tha
Main..toh phir aapne wahan ke logo ko bhi banaya hoga
Insaan ko sirf god hi bana sakte hain
Aur koi nahi
Main..toh phir wahan ke log kahan se aaye
Kahan se aaye matlab
Woh sab humare bachche hain
Main.. sab Aapke bachche hain
Tumhari maut aur zindagi ki beech hum khade hain
Ab tum batao ki hum tumhein kyun bachaye
Main.. kyun ki main aapka bachcha hoon
Yeh wajah kaafi honi Chahiye
Yeh wajah kaafi nahi hai
Ek baat batao jab tum kisi ke mind mein ghus sakte ho
Toh phir un ladkiyo ke mind mein kyun nahi ghuse tum
Main..mujhe kya pata tha
Ki woh seedha mujhe thok dengi
aur maine koshish ki thi
lekin koi fayda nahi hua
main nakamyab raha
Toh tumhein kya laga woh tumhari aarti utaarengi
Bewakoof kahin ke
Ek baat yaad rakhna
Kisi Apne ki jaan bachane ke liye
Jo karna pade karo
Bina soche samjhe
Warna agli baar bhi yahi haal hoga tumhara
aur Rahi baat ki tum unke mind mein nahi ghus paaye
toh uske liye practice karni padti hai
isi liye Roz subah do ghante exercise aur do ghante mind practice kiya karo samjhe
Aur agli baar main bachane Nahi aaunga
Main..mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai
Ki aap acting kar rahe ho
Khaamosh
Ab jaao
Aur yaad rahe
Jo karna hai karo
Bas kisi begunaah ko mat maarna
Warna yeh hath dekh rahe ho
Main..dekh toh raha hoon
Jaao ab
Main wahan se gayab ho gaya
Aur phir meri aankh khul gayi
Main uthke baith gaya
Mujhe toh poora yakeen hai
Ki woh acting kar rahe the
Main jab ot se bahar nikla
Toh ek Baar phir doctors behosh ho gaye
Sabki gand fat chuki thi
Yeh kya ho raha hai
Yeh sab ladki aur aurtein mujhe nangi kyun dikh rahi hain
Daadi chhoti maa
Meeta anuradha sheetal pooja
Aur geeta bhi
Saala lund khada ho gaya
Jispe bhi meri najar pad rahi thi
Woh sab nangi dikh rahi thi
Main apni aankhein malne laga
Tabhi Sheetal aake mujhse lipat gayi
Sheetal upar se neeche tak nangi dikh rahi thi
Yahan tak uske Nipples bhi mujhe apne seene mein mehsus ho rahe the
Ek ek karke sab mujhse lipat gaye
Are bas karo boorchodiyo jhadwa ke hi maanogi
Aur papa ne doctor ko pel diya
Yeh kehke
Ki jhuth bolta hai
Phir woh sab mujhe ghar le gaye
Mere seene mein jo goli ka nishaan tha
Woh bhi gayab ho gaya
Aur body mein pain bhi nahi ho raha tha
Papa mujhe sahara deke
Mere room mein laake lita diye
Mera toh dil bhar aaya
Phir unhone mere sar pe hath fera
Aur room se bahar chale gaye
Sheetal mujhse chipki hui baithi thi
Main apni najrein dusri taraf kiye hua tha
Kyu kyunki
Mujhe woh bina kapdo ke dikh rahi thi
Laanat hai
Woh meri gudiya thi
Main kaise uski taraf dekhta
Aur tabhi gudiya ne news channel laga diya
Jahan dikh raha tha
Ki Rajesh ko riha kar diya gaya
Aur ritika sahi salamat Apne ghar pahunch chuki hai
Aur phir dusri news yeh thi
Ki main marke zinda ho gaya
Tumhari maa ko chodu
Madarchodo bas raat hone do
Na tumhari amma ki boor mein mitti daalke gulaab ka phool uga diya
Toh mera naam bhi aarya nahi....
Nice updateUPDATE 9
Ritika..aakhir kab aap mujhe ehsaas dilayenge
Ki main aapse pyar karti hoon
Main..are Maggi thodi banani hai
Jo do minute mein tayyar ho jaayegi
Time toh lagta hi hai
Ritika..mujhe didi se milna hai
Jaldi kijiye
Mujhe unke bina achcha nahi lagta
Main..kaun didi
Ritika..geeta didi aur kaun
Main..tum meri biwi ho
Ya geeta ki
Ritika..faaltu mat boliye
Warna achcha nahi hoga
Saala yeh toh sapne mein bhi nakchadi hai
Main ready hoke college pahunch gaya
Tabhi mujhe ritika dikhi
Haaye haaye mirchi
Ritika ko dekhke meri aah nikal jaati thi
Aaj bhi woh kisi model se kam nahi dikh rahi thi
Uski najrein mujhse takrayi
Meri usse
Ritika..baat nahi karega lekin ghurega jarur
Pata nahi kya chahta hai
Upar se pitaji ek rishta bhi leke aagaye
Kal usse baat ki
Toh achcha laga
Khandaan ki parampara hai
Jab tak chhoti beti ki shaadi nahi ho jaati
Tab tak badi beti ki shaadi nahi ho sakti
Kya karu
Mujhe toh kuchh samajh nahi aaraha hai
Jab bhi tumhein dekhti hoon
Bas dil karta hai
Dekhti rahu
Pata nahi aisa kya hai tum mein
Ek toh uske man ki baatein sunayi nahi deti thi
Haan main use behosh kar sakta tha
Uske mind ko Control kar sakta tha
Lekin uske thoughts main nahi sun sakta tha
Pata nahi kyun
Tabhi college ke gate pe ek zordaar dhamaka hua
Wahan pe kuchh students the
Jo.zakhmi ho gaye
Ek car se 6 ladki bahar nikli
Woh hoti nahi Hollywood movies mein
Spy gate up waali
Bilkul waisi
Sabki peeth pe do sword tangi hui thi
Aur sabke hath mein gun bhi thi
Sab ke hosh ude hue the
Lekin sabse jyada mere
Kyunki main unke dimaag mein nahi ghus paa raha tha
Tabhi woh sab Ritika ki taraf badhne lagi
Ritika ghabra gayi
Lekin phir bhi woh apni position le li
Bilkul kisi martial artist ki Tarah
Un 6 ladkiyo ne Ritika ko chaaro taraf se gher liya
Usmein se ek ladki Ritika ki taraf badhi
Ritika ne use punch maarne ki koshish ki
Lekin uski speed itni thi
Ki woh douch karke
Ritika ke gale mein ek device daal di
Jisse Ritika ek dum seedhi khadi ho gayi
Aisa laga Ritika ko koi control kar raha hai
Phir woh 6 ladki apni car ki taraf wapas jaane lagi
Ritika bas unke peechhe chalti rahi
Tabhi main unsabke saamne aagaya
Main..is college mein itni saari ladki hain
Unhein le jaao na
Meri biwi ko le jaana jaruri hai
Bhai ab maine kuchh galat bola tha kya
Ki ek ladki ne mujhe goli maar di
Woh bhi dil waale area mein
Yeh dekhke Ritika ki aankho se aansu nikalne lage
Mere munh se khoon nikalne laga
Aur main ghutno ke bal baith gaya
Aur phir dusri ladki mere paas aake
Meri Gardan pe ek kick maari
Aisa laga meri Gardan ki haddi toot gayi
Aankho ke saamne andhera chha gaya
Phir woh Ritika ko leke chali gayi
Mujhe hospital le jaaya gaya
Aur ghar waalo ko inform kar diya gaya
Uske baad jo cheekhne aur rone ki awajein poore hospital mein gunji
Chhoti maa se leke unki chhoti beti tak
Daadi se leke sheetal tak
Daadi..mere bachche ko kisi ki najar lag gayi hai
Main ab use yahan nahi rehne dungi
Main use ab gaaon leke chali jaaungi
Papa..yeh kaisi baatein kar rahi hain maa aap
Sab kuchh theek ho jaayega
Doctors mera operation kar rahe the
Goli unhone nikaal di thi
Lekin meri saansein band ho gayi
Doctors ne bahar aake sabko yeh khabar di
Sabne cheekh cheekh ke rona shuru kar diya
Lekin geeta ek side mein baithi hui thi
Ek dum chup
Geeta.. please great king
Meri pati ki raksha kijiye
Mujhe nahi pata aap sun rahe hain ki nahi
Lekin aapko meri pati ko zinda karna hoga
Woh kaise mar sakte hain
Woh nahi mar sakte
Tabhi logo ki aankhein tv pe gad gayi
Jahan ek video clip play ho rahi thi
Usmein ek aadmi bol raha tha
Cm i hope tum yeh dekh rahe ho
Agar do ghante ke andar
Rakesh ko tum logo ne riha nahi kiya
Toh phir tumhari beti ke sath jo hoga
Uske zimmedaar tum khud hoge
Cm ne jab yeh dekha
Toh uski biwi ne rone shuru kar diya
I mean saasu maa ne
Meena apni poori source lagake ritika ko dhundne ki koshish kar rahi thi
Tabhi uski najar tv pe padi
Jahan dikhaya ja raha tha
Ki india ke sabse bade bussiness man ke bete ka nidhan ho gaya
Unhone cm ki beti ko bachane ki koshish ki
Aur phir kidnappers ne unhein goli maar di
Aur main pata nahi kahan pahunch gaya tha
Mere saamne meri hi age ka ek ladka
Singhasan pe baitha hua tha
Bilkul mere jaisa dikh raha tha woh
Tum humari Tarah dikhte ho
Main..kaun ho tum
Humara naam
Naam jaanke kya karoge
Bas yeh jaan lo ki hum the great king hain
Main..geeta ne bataya tha aapke baare mein
Aap mere purvaj hain
Haan hum hi hain jisne shibu planet banaya tha
Main..toh phir aapne wahan ke logo ko bhi banaya hoga
Insaan ko sirf god hi bana sakte hain
Aur koi nahi
Main..toh phir wahan ke log kahan se aaye
Kahan se aaye matlab
Woh sab humare bachche hain
Main.. sab Aapke bachche hain
Tumhari maut aur zindagi ki beech hum khade hain
Ab tum batao ki hum tumhein kyun bachaye
Main.. kyun ki main aapka bachcha hoon
Yeh wajah kaafi honi Chahiye
Yeh wajah kaafi nahi hai
Ek baat batao jab tum kisi ke mind mein ghus sakte ho
Toh phir un ladkiyo ke mind mein kyun nahi ghuse tum
Main..mujhe kya pata tha
Ki woh seedha mujhe thok dengi
aur maine koshish ki thi
lekin koi fayda nahi hua
main nakamyab raha
Toh tumhein kya laga woh tumhari aarti utaarengi
Bewakoof kahin ke
Ek baat yaad rakhna
Kisi Apne ki jaan bachane ke liye
Jo karna pade karo
Bina soche samjhe
Warna agli baar bhi yahi haal hoga tumhara
aur Rahi baat ki tum unke mind mein nahi ghus paaye
toh uske liye practice karni padti hai
isi liye Roz subah do ghante exercise aur do ghante mind practice kiya karo samjhe
Aur agli baar main bachane Nahi aaunga
Main..mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai
Ki aap acting kar rahe ho
Khaamosh
Ab jaao
Aur yaad rahe
Jo karna hai karo
Bas kisi begunaah ko mat maarna
Warna yeh hath dekh rahe ho
Main..dekh toh raha hoon
Jaao ab
Main wahan se gayab ho gaya
Aur phir meri aankh khul gayi
Main uthke baith gaya
Mujhe toh poora yakeen hai
Ki woh acting kar rahe the
Main jab ot se bahar nikla
Toh ek Baar phir doctors behosh ho gaye
Sabki gand fat chuki thi
Yeh kya ho raha hai
Yeh sab ladki aur aurtein mujhe nangi kyun dikh rahi hain
Daadi chhoti maa
Meeta anuradha sheetal pooja
Aur geeta bhi
Saala lund khada ho gaya
Jispe bhi meri najar pad rahi thi
Woh sab nangi dikh rahi thi
Main apni aankhein malne laga
Tabhi Sheetal aake mujhse lipat gayi
Sheetal upar se neeche tak nangi dikh rahi thi
Yahan tak uske Nipples bhi mujhe apne seene mein mehsus ho rahe the
Ek ek karke sab mujhse lipat gaye
Are bas karo boorchodiyo jhadwa ke hi maanogi
Aur papa ne doctor ko pel diya
Yeh kehke
Ki jhuth bolta hai
Phir woh sab mujhe ghar le gaye
Mere seene mein jo goli ka nishaan tha
Woh bhi gayab ho gaya
Aur body mein pain bhi nahi ho raha tha
Papa mujhe sahara deke
Mere room mein laake lita diye
Mera toh dil bhar aaya
Phir unhone mere sar pe hath fera
Aur room se bahar chale gaye
Sheetal mujhse chipki hui baithi thi
Main apni najrein dusri taraf kiye hua tha
Kyu kyunki
Mujhe woh bina kapdo ke dikh rahi thi
Laanat hai
Woh meri gudiya thi
Main kaise uski taraf dekhta
Aur tabhi gudiya ne news channel laga diya
Jahan dikh raha tha
Ki Rajesh ko riha kar diya gaya
Aur ritika sahi salamat Apne ghar pahunch chuki hai
Aur phir dusri news yeh thi
Ki main marke zinda ho gaya
Tumhari maa ko chodu
Madarchodo bas raat hone do
Na tumhari amma ki boor mein mitti daalke gulaab ka phool uga diya
Toh mera naam bhi aarya nahi....
Mast update h bhaiUPDATE 9
Ritika..aakhir kab aap mujhe ehsaas dilayenge
Ki main aapse pyar karti hoon
Main..are Maggi thodi banani hai
Jo do minute mein tayyar ho jaayegi
Time toh lagta hi hai
Ritika..mujhe didi se milna hai
Jaldi kijiye
Mujhe unke bina achcha nahi lagta
Main..kaun didi
Ritika..geeta didi aur kaun
Main..tum meri biwi ho
Ya geeta ki
Ritika..faaltu mat boliye
Warna achcha nahi hoga
Saala yeh toh sapne mein bhi nakchadi hai
Main ready hoke college pahunch gaya
Tabhi mujhe ritika dikhi
Haaye haaye mirchi
Ritika ko dekhke meri aah nikal jaati thi
Aaj bhi woh kisi model se kam nahi dikh rahi thi
Uski najrein mujhse takrayi
Meri usse
Ritika..baat nahi karega lekin ghurega jarur
Pata nahi kya chahta hai
Upar se pitaji ek rishta bhi leke aagaye
Kal usse baat ki
Toh achcha laga
Khandaan ki parampara hai
Jab tak chhoti beti ki shaadi nahi ho jaati
Tab tak badi beti ki shaadi nahi ho sakti
Kya karu
Mujhe toh kuchh samajh nahi aaraha hai
Jab bhi tumhein dekhti hoon
Bas dil karta hai
Dekhti rahu
Pata nahi aisa kya hai tum mein
Ek toh uske man ki baatein sunayi nahi deti thi
Haan main use behosh kar sakta tha
Uske mind ko Control kar sakta tha
Lekin uske thoughts main nahi sun sakta tha
Pata nahi kyun
Tabhi college ke gate pe ek zordaar dhamaka hua
Wahan pe kuchh students the
Jo.zakhmi ho gaye
Ek car se 6 ladki bahar nikli
Woh hoti nahi Hollywood movies mein
Spy gate up waali
Bilkul waisi
Sabki peeth pe do sword tangi hui thi
Aur sabke hath mein gun bhi thi
Sab ke hosh ude hue the
Lekin sabse jyada mere
Kyunki main unke dimaag mein nahi ghus paa raha tha
Tabhi woh sab Ritika ki taraf badhne lagi
Ritika ghabra gayi
Lekin phir bhi woh apni position le li
Bilkul kisi martial artist ki Tarah
Un 6 ladkiyo ne Ritika ko chaaro taraf se gher liya
Usmein se ek ladki Ritika ki taraf badhi
Ritika ne use punch maarne ki koshish ki
Lekin uski speed itni thi
Ki woh douch karke
Ritika ke gale mein ek device daal di
Jisse Ritika ek dum seedhi khadi ho gayi
Aisa laga Ritika ko koi control kar raha hai
Phir woh 6 ladki apni car ki taraf wapas jaane lagi
Ritika bas unke peechhe chalti rahi
Tabhi main unsabke saamne aagaya
Main..is college mein itni saari ladki hain
Unhein le jaao na
Meri biwi ko le jaana jaruri hai
Bhai ab maine kuchh galat bola tha kya
Ki ek ladki ne mujhe goli maar di
Woh bhi dil waale area mein
Yeh dekhke Ritika ki aankho se aansu nikalne lage
Mere munh se khoon nikalne laga
Aur main ghutno ke bal baith gaya
Aur phir dusri ladki mere paas aake
Meri Gardan pe ek kick maari
Aisa laga meri Gardan ki haddi toot gayi
Aankho ke saamne andhera chha gaya
Phir woh Ritika ko leke chali gayi
Mujhe hospital le jaaya gaya
Aur ghar waalo ko inform kar diya gaya
Uske baad jo cheekhne aur rone ki awajein poore hospital mein gunji
Chhoti maa se leke unki chhoti beti tak
Daadi se leke sheetal tak
Daadi..mere bachche ko kisi ki najar lag gayi hai
Main ab use yahan nahi rehne dungi
Main use ab gaaon leke chali jaaungi
Papa..yeh kaisi baatein kar rahi hain maa aap
Sab kuchh theek ho jaayega
Doctors mera operation kar rahe the
Goli unhone nikaal di thi
Lekin meri saansein band ho gayi
Doctors ne bahar aake sabko yeh khabar di
Sabne cheekh cheekh ke rona shuru kar diya
Lekin geeta ek side mein baithi hui thi
Ek dum chup
Geeta.. please great king
Meri pati ki raksha kijiye
Mujhe nahi pata aap sun rahe hain ki nahi
Lekin aapko meri pati ko zinda karna hoga
Woh kaise mar sakte hain
Woh nahi mar sakte
Tabhi logo ki aankhein tv pe gad gayi
Jahan ek video clip play ho rahi thi
Usmein ek aadmi bol raha tha
Cm i hope tum yeh dekh rahe ho
Agar do ghante ke andar
Rakesh ko tum logo ne riha nahi kiya
Toh phir tumhari beti ke sath jo hoga
Uske zimmedaar tum khud hoge
Cm ne jab yeh dekha
Toh uski biwi ne rone shuru kar diya
I mean saasu maa ne
Meena apni poori source lagake ritika ko dhundne ki koshish kar rahi thi
Tabhi uski najar tv pe padi
Jahan dikhaya ja raha tha
Ki india ke sabse bade bussiness man ke bete ka nidhan ho gaya
Unhone cm ki beti ko bachane ki koshish ki
Aur phir kidnappers ne unhein goli maar di
Aur main pata nahi kahan pahunch gaya tha
Mere saamne meri hi age ka ek ladka
Singhasan pe baitha hua tha
Bilkul mere jaisa dikh raha tha woh
Tum humari Tarah dikhte ho
Main..kaun ho tum
Humara naam
Naam jaanke kya karoge
Bas yeh jaan lo ki hum the great king hain
Main..geeta ne bataya tha aapke baare mein
Aap mere purvaj hain
Haan hum hi hain jisne shibu planet banaya tha
Main..toh phir aapne wahan ke logo ko bhi banaya hoga
Insaan ko sirf god hi bana sakte hain
Aur koi nahi
Main..toh phir wahan ke log kahan se aaye
Kahan se aaye matlab
Woh sab humare bachche hain
Main.. sab Aapke bachche hain
Tumhari maut aur zindagi ki beech hum khade hain
Ab tum batao ki hum tumhein kyun bachaye
Main.. kyun ki main aapka bachcha hoon
Yeh wajah kaafi honi Chahiye
Yeh wajah kaafi nahi hai
Ek baat batao jab tum kisi ke mind mein ghus sakte ho
Toh phir un ladkiyo ke mind mein kyun nahi ghuse tum
Main..mujhe kya pata tha
Ki woh seedha mujhe thok dengi
aur maine koshish ki thi
lekin koi fayda nahi hua
main nakamyab raha
Toh tumhein kya laga woh tumhari aarti utaarengi
Bewakoof kahin ke
Ek baat yaad rakhna
Kisi Apne ki jaan bachane ke liye
Jo karna pade karo
Bina soche samjhe
Warna agli baar bhi yahi haal hoga tumhara
aur Rahi baat ki tum unke mind mein nahi ghus paaye
toh uske liye practice karni padti hai
isi liye Roz subah do ghante exercise aur do ghante mind practice kiya karo samjhe
Aur agli baar main bachane Nahi aaunga
Main..mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai
Ki aap acting kar rahe ho
Khaamosh
Ab jaao
Aur yaad rahe
Jo karna hai karo
Bas kisi begunaah ko mat maarna
Warna yeh hath dekh rahe ho
Main..dekh toh raha hoon
Jaao ab
Main wahan se gayab ho gaya
Aur phir meri aankh khul gayi
Main uthke baith gaya
Mujhe toh poora yakeen hai
Ki woh acting kar rahe the
Main jab ot se bahar nikla
Toh ek Baar phir doctors behosh ho gaye
Sabki gand fat chuki thi
Yeh kya ho raha hai
Yeh sab ladki aur aurtein mujhe nangi kyun dikh rahi hain
Daadi chhoti maa
Meeta anuradha sheetal pooja
Aur geeta bhi
Saala lund khada ho gaya
Jispe bhi meri najar pad rahi thi
Woh sab nangi dikh rahi thi
Main apni aankhein malne laga
Tabhi Sheetal aake mujhse lipat gayi
Sheetal upar se neeche tak nangi dikh rahi thi
Yahan tak uske Nipples bhi mujhe apne seene mein mehsus ho rahe the
Ek ek karke sab mujhse lipat gaye
Are bas karo boorchodiyo jhadwa ke hi maanogi
Aur papa ne doctor ko pel diya
Yeh kehke
Ki jhuth bolta hai
Phir woh sab mujhe ghar le gaye
Mere seene mein jo goli ka nishaan tha
Woh bhi gayab ho gaya
Aur body mein pain bhi nahi ho raha tha
Papa mujhe sahara deke
Mere room mein laake lita diye
Mera toh dil bhar aaya
Phir unhone mere sar pe hath fera
Aur room se bahar chale gaye
Sheetal mujhse chipki hui baithi thi
Main apni najrein dusri taraf kiye hua tha
Kyu kyunki
Mujhe woh bina kapdo ke dikh rahi thi
Laanat hai
Woh meri gudiya thi
Main kaise uski taraf dekhta
Aur tabhi gudiya ne news channel laga diya
Jahan dikh raha tha
Ki Rajesh ko riha kar diya gaya
Aur ritika sahi salamat Apne ghar pahunch chuki hai
Aur phir dusri news yeh thi
Ki main marke zinda ho gaya
Tumhari maa ko chodu
Madarchodo bas raat hone do
Na tumhari amma ki boor mein mitti daalke gulaab ka phool uga diya
Toh mera naam bhi aarya nahi....
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Ritika..aakhir kab aap mujhe ehsaas dilayenge
Ki main aapse pyar karti hoon
Main..are Maggi thodi banani hai
Jo do minute mein tayyar ho jaayegi
Time toh lagta hi hai
Ritika..mujhe didi se milna hai
Jaldi kijiye
Mujhe unke bina achcha nahi lagta
Main..kaun didi
Ritika..geeta didi aur kaun
Main..tum meri biwi ho
Ya geeta ki
Ritika..faaltu mat boliye
Warna achcha nahi hoga
Saala yeh toh sapne mein bhi nakchadi hai
Main ready hoke college pahunch gaya
Tabhi mujhe ritika dikhi
Haaye haaye mirchi
Ritika ko dekhke meri aah nikal jaati thi
Aaj bhi woh kisi model se kam nahi dikh rahi thi
Uski najrein mujhse takrayi
Meri usse
Ritika..baat nahi karega lekin ghurega jarur
Pata nahi kya chahta hai
Upar se pitaji ek rishta bhi leke aagaye
Kal usse baat ki
Toh achcha laga
Khandaan ki parampara hai
Jab tak chhoti beti ki shaadi nahi ho jaati
Tab tak badi beti ki shaadi nahi ho sakti
Kya karu
Mujhe toh kuchh samajh nahi aaraha hai
Jab bhi tumhein dekhti hoon
Bas dil karta hai
Dekhti rahu
Pata nahi aisa kya hai tum mein
Ek toh uske man ki baatein sunayi nahi deti thi
Haan main use behosh kar sakta tha
Uske mind ko Control kar sakta tha
Lekin uske thoughts main nahi sun sakta tha
Pata nahi kyun
Tabhi college ke gate pe ek zordaar dhamaka hua
Wahan pe kuchh students the
Jo.zakhmi ho gaye
Ek car se 6 ladki bahar nikli
Woh hoti nahi Hollywood movies mein
Spy gate up waali
Bilkul waisi
Sabki peeth pe do sword tangi hui thi
Aur sabke hath mein gun bhi thi
Sab ke hosh ude hue the
Lekin sabse jyada mere
Kyunki main unke dimaag mein nahi ghus paa raha tha
Tabhi woh sab Ritika ki taraf badhne lagi
Ritika ghabra gayi
Lekin phir bhi woh apni position le li
Bilkul kisi martial artist ki Tarah
Un 6 ladkiyo ne Ritika ko chaaro taraf se gher liya
Usmein se ek ladki Ritika ki taraf badhi
Ritika ne use punch maarne ki koshish ki
Lekin uski speed itni thi
Ki woh douch karke
Ritika ke gale mein ek device daal di
Jisse Ritika ek dum seedhi khadi ho gayi
Aisa laga Ritika ko koi control kar raha hai
Phir woh 6 ladki apni car ki taraf wapas jaane lagi
Ritika bas unke peechhe chalti rahi
Tabhi main unsabke saamne aagaya
Main..is college mein itni saari ladki hain
Unhein le jaao na
Meri biwi ko le jaana jaruri hai
Bhai ab maine kuchh galat bola tha kya
Ki ek ladki ne mujhe goli maar di
Woh bhi dil waale area mein
Yeh dekhke Ritika ki aankho se aansu nikalne lage
Mere munh se khoon nikalne laga
Aur main ghutno ke bal baith gaya
Aur phir dusri ladki mere paas aake
Meri Gardan pe ek kick maari
Aisa laga meri Gardan ki haddi toot gayi
Aankho ke saamne andhera chha gaya
Phir woh Ritika ko leke chali gayi
Mujhe hospital le jaaya gaya
Aur ghar waalo ko inform kar diya gaya
Uske baad jo cheekhne aur rone ki awajein poore hospital mein gunji
Chhoti maa se leke unki chhoti beti tak
Daadi se leke sheetal tak
Daadi..mere bachche ko kisi ki najar lag gayi hai
Main ab use yahan nahi rehne dungi
Main use ab gaaon leke chali jaaungi
Papa..yeh kaisi baatein kar rahi hain maa aap
Sab kuchh theek ho jaayega
Doctors mera operation kar rahe the
Goli unhone nikaal di thi
Lekin meri saansein band ho gayi
Doctors ne bahar aake sabko yeh khabar di
Sabne cheekh cheekh ke rona shuru kar diya
Lekin geeta ek side mein baithi hui thi
Ek dum chup
Geeta.. please great king
Meri pati ki raksha kijiye
Mujhe nahi pata aap sun rahe hain ki nahi
Lekin aapko meri pati ko zinda karna hoga
Woh kaise mar sakte hain
Woh nahi mar sakte
Tabhi logo ki aankhein tv pe gad gayi
Jahan ek video clip play ho rahi thi
Usmein ek aadmi bol raha tha
Cm i hope tum yeh dekh rahe ho
Agar do ghante ke andar
Rakesh ko tum logo ne riha nahi kiya
Toh phir tumhari beti ke sath jo hoga
Uske zimmedaar tum khud hoge
Cm ne jab yeh dekha
Toh uski biwi ne rone shuru kar diya
I mean saasu maa ne
Meena apni poori source lagake ritika ko dhundne ki koshish kar rahi thi
Tabhi uski najar tv pe padi
Jahan dikhaya ja raha tha
Ki india ke sabse bade bussiness man ke bete ka nidhan ho gaya
Unhone cm ki beti ko bachane ki koshish ki
Aur phir kidnappers ne unhein goli maar di
Aur main pata nahi kahan pahunch gaya tha
Mere saamne meri hi age ka ek ladka
Singhasan pe baitha hua tha
Bilkul mere jaisa dikh raha tha woh
Tum humari Tarah dikhte ho
Main..kaun ho tum
Humara naam
Naam jaanke kya karoge
Bas yeh jaan lo ki hum the great king hain
Main..geeta ne bataya tha aapke baare mein
Aap mere purvaj hain
Haan hum hi hain jisne shibu planet banaya tha
Main..toh phir aapne wahan ke logo ko bhi banaya hoga
Insaan ko sirf god hi bana sakte hain
Aur koi nahi
Main..toh phir wahan ke log kahan se aaye
Kahan se aaye matlab
Woh sab humare bachche hain
Main.. sab Aapke bachche hain
Tumhari maut aur zindagi ki beech hum khade hain
Ab tum batao ki hum tumhein kyun bachaye
Main.. kyun ki main aapka bachcha hoon
Yeh wajah kaafi honi Chahiye
Yeh wajah kaafi nahi hai
Ek baat batao jab tum kisi ke mind mein ghus sakte ho
Toh phir un ladkiyo ke mind mein kyun nahi ghuse tum
Main..mujhe kya pata tha
Ki woh seedha mujhe thok dengi
aur maine koshish ki thi
lekin koi fayda nahi hua
main nakamyab raha
Toh tumhein kya laga woh tumhari aarti utaarengi
Bewakoof kahin ke
Ek baat yaad rakhna
Kisi Apne ki jaan bachane ke liye
Jo karna pade karo
Bina soche samjhe
Warna agli baar bhi yahi haal hoga tumhara
aur Rahi baat ki tum unke mind mein nahi ghus paaye
toh uske liye practice karni padti hai
isi liye Roz subah do ghante exercise aur do ghante mind practice kiya karo samjhe
Aur agli baar main bachane Nahi aaunga
Main..mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai
Ki aap acting kar rahe ho
Khaamosh
Ab jaao
Aur yaad rahe
Jo karna hai karo
Bas kisi begunaah ko mat maarna
Warna yeh hath dekh rahe ho
Main..dekh toh raha hoon
Jaao ab
Main wahan se gayab ho gaya
Aur phir meri aankh khul gayi
Main uthke baith gaya
Mujhe toh poora yakeen hai
Ki woh acting kar rahe the
Main jab ot se bahar nikla
Toh ek Baar phir doctors behosh ho gaye
Sabki gand fat chuki thi
Yeh kya ho raha hai
Yeh sab ladki aur aurtein mujhe nangi kyun dikh rahi hain
Daadi chhoti maa
Meeta anuradha sheetal pooja
Aur geeta bhi
Saala lund khada ho gaya
Jispe bhi meri najar pad rahi thi
Woh sab nangi dikh rahi thi
Main apni aankhein malne laga
Tabhi Sheetal aake mujhse lipat gayi
Sheetal upar se neeche tak nangi dikh rahi thi
Yahan tak uske Nipples bhi mujhe apne seene mein mehsus ho rahe the
Ek ek karke sab mujhse lipat gaye
Are bas karo boorchodiyo jhadwa ke hi maanogi
Aur papa ne doctor ko pel diya
Yeh kehke
Ki jhuth bolta hai
Phir woh sab mujhe ghar le gaye
Mere seene mein jo goli ka nishaan tha
Woh bhi gayab ho gaya
Aur body mein pain bhi nahi ho raha tha
Papa mujhe sahara deke
Mere room mein laake lita diye
Mera toh dil bhar aaya
Phir unhone mere sar pe hath fera
Aur room se bahar chale gaye
Sheetal mujhse chipki hui baithi thi
Main apni najrein dusri taraf kiye hua tha
Kyu kyunki
Mujhe woh bina kapdo ke dikh rahi thi
Laanat hai
Woh meri gudiya thi
Main kaise uski taraf dekhta
Aur tabhi gudiya ne news channel laga diya
Jahan dikh raha tha
Ki Rajesh ko riha kar diya gaya
Aur ritika sahi salamat Apne ghar pahunch chuki hai
Aur phir dusri news yeh thi
Ki main marke zinda ho gaya
Tumhari maa ko chodu
Madarchodo bas raat hone do
Na tumhari amma ki boor mein mitti daalke gulaab ka phool uga diya
Toh mera naam bhi aarya nahi....