UPDATE 12
Ab main toh kabhi gaya nahi tha gaon
Toh mujhe raasta kaise pata
Ab aam chhilne ke liye telepathic powers thodi mili hain
Main papa ke mind mein mein ghusa hua tha
Aur unka mind hi mujhe bata raha tha
Ki mujhe kahan jaana hai
Kaise jaana hai
Ab dekho meri Mummy ka gaon
Tha yahan se 6 ghante ki doori pe
Kareeb 400 kilometres ka raasta tha
Toh 3 ghante driving karne ke baad
Main ek jagah ruka
Aur phir kuchh khaaya
Kuchh peeya
Dhabe pe
Aur phir aage badh gaya
Kisi ke mind mein ghusne ka yeh Matlab nahi tha
Ki woh insaan kuchh nahi kar raha hoga
Woh apni routine mein hi rehta tha
Bas use pata nahi chalta tha
Toh mujhe 6 ghante se jyada lage
Gaon pahunchne mein
Saala yeh gaon hai
Har Ek ghar pakka tha
Matlab chhat waala
Door se hi dikh raha tha
Ki yahan hospital bhi hai
School bhi hai
Aur college bhi
Aur sab pe naam likha hua tha
Meri Mummy anjali ka
Aur in sabse unchi maama ki haveli
Wow
Main gaon ke andar ghusta chala gaya
Ab mujhe kisi se puchhne ki jarurat toh thi nahi
Tabhi mujhe ek jagah bheed dikhi
Behenchod aisa lag raha tha
Ki wahan poora gaon jama tha
Aur sab shouting kar rahe the
Main apni car ek side mein park kiya
Aur phir wahan pahunch gaya
Aur jo najara main dekha
Mere hosh udd gaye
Radha ne ladki jaise kapde pehne hue the
Aur yeh bade bade pehelwaano se lad rahi thi
Aur unhein chit bhi kar de rahi thi
Saala iske andar itni powers kahan se aayi
Lagta hai iske andar jo meri powers hain
Use isne trigger karna seekh liya hai
Par hadd toh tab ho gayi
Jab woh mujhe bina kapdo mein dikhi
Lagta hai yeh powers mujhe tharki bana ke rahegi
Main radha ke man ki baatein sunne ki koshish kiya
Lekin koi fayda nahi hua
Jab tak ise sab kuchh yaad nahi aajata
Tab tak main iske man ki baatein nahi sun sakta
Haan woh alag baat hai ki main iske mind ko control kar sakta tha
Main bade gaur se radha ko ladte hue dekh raha tha
Aur idhar mera ling tadapne laga
Tabhi meri najar padi
Mama pe
Aur unke bagal mein baithi
Mami pe
Aur mami bhi mujhe nangi dikh rahi thi
Aur unki woh baalo waali yoni
Main udhar dekhna band kar diya
Tabhi commentator ne elaan kiya
Is saal bhi koi aisa maayi laal nahi aaya
Jo humare gaon ki sherni ko hara sake
Humari sherni radha pichhli saal ki Tarah is saal bhi poore 50 gaon ki vijeta saabit hogi
Aur tabhi main commentator ke mind mein ghus gaya
Toh yeh baat hai
Har saal yeh competition hota hai
50 gaon se ek ek contestants is competition mein bhaag lete hain
Aur woh har gaon ke thakur ka beta ya beti hone Chahiye
Aur jiski santan yeh competition hoti hai
Woh 50 gaon ka mukhiya banta hai
Ek tarah se woh har gaon ka mukhiya ban jaata hai
Gaon ke liye kya sahi hai
Aur kya galat
Yeh wohi tay karta hai
Ab gaon ke logo yeh baat manzoor ho
Ya na ho
Yeh bhi el tournament ki tarah
Aur ab finals mein
Radha thi
Aur paas ke gaon ke thakur ki beti
Mere mama ka naam avdesh tha
Unki wife sulekha
Aur divya ke pita ka naam
Vijay tha
Aur unki wife Vaishali
Par jab main dekha
Ki radha aur divya dono ke hath mein sword aachuki hai
What
What the fuck
Main dobara commentator ke mind mein ghusa
Finals mein talwar baaji hoti hai
Aur jise jeetna hai
Ya toh woh saamne waale ko maar de
Ya phir use majbur kar de
Ki woh haar maan jaaye
Dono ek dusre pe vaar karne mein lagi hui thi
Dono ki maa ki aankho mein dar saaf dikh raha tha
Aur radha ne apni talwar ghumayi
Divya nahi bach saki
Aur divya k hath ghayal ho gaya
Ya mujhe khoon kharaba pasand nahi tha
Kyunki ek baar aisa hua tha
Tabse maine kasam kha li
Ki main kabhi kisi pe hath nahi uthaunga
Radha..haar maan le na
Tujhe pata hai ki tu mujhse nahi jeet sakti
Divya.. woh toh waqt hi batayega
Aur divya ne apni talwar ghumayi
Jisse radha aasaani se bach gayi
Kuchh der tak dono mein achchi khaasi ladayi hoti rahi
Lekin radha jyada tez thi
Uske vaar karne ka tareeka behtar tha
Aur dekhte hi dekhte divya ke hatho se talwar neeche gid gayi
Radha.. divya haar maan le
Tujhe pata hai agar tune haar nahi maani
Toh kya hoga
Divya..mujhe Apne kul ki laaj rakhni hai
Main mar toh sakti hoon
Lekin haar nahi maan sakti
Main toh batana hi bhool gaya
Ki finals jeetne waala
Haarne waale se kuchh bhi maang sakta tha
Yeh sunke Radha ne talwar ko mazbuti se pakad liya
Aur isse pehle ki radha apni talwar divya ke seene ke paar karti
Radha ka hath pakad liya
Radha meri taraf dekhi
Radha.. bewakoof ladke
Yeh kya kar rahe ho
Main..aur tum kya kar rahi ho
Insaan ki jaan bahut keemti hoti hai
Use lene ka haw sirf upar waale ka hai
Tumhara nahi
Yeh dekhke mama khade ho gaye
Mama..ladke hato saamne se
Warna yahan se tumhari laash jaayegi
Main.. yeh sab kis liye ho raha hai
50 gaon pe raaj karne ke liye
Ek insaan ke jaan ki keemat bas itni hi hai
Aap ki najar mein
Mama..lagta hai tum yahan ke nahi ho
Isi liye tumhein yahan ke.rules nahi pata hain
Tum kuchh nahi kar sakte
Main..toh mujhe ek aisa raasta bataiye
Jisse yeh sab main rok saku
Mama.. raasta sirf ek hai
Agar tumhari rago mein
Thakur khandaan ka khoon hai
Toh tum radha ko challenge kar sakte ho
Aur agar tum jeet gaye
Toh divya ki jaan bach sakti hai
Lekin agar tumhari rago mein thakur khandan ka khoon nahi hai
Toh tum kuchh nahi kar sakte
Main..meri rago mein thakur khandan ka khoon hai
Avdesh.. theek hai
Lekin radha sword ke sath ladegi
Aur tum bina kisi hathyar ke
Soch lo
Kahin yeh tumhari jindagi ki aakhri bhool na ho jaaye
Main..main haar toh maan sakta hoon na
Yeh sunke sab hansne lage
Avdesh..agar haar maan gaye
Toh divya bach jaayegi
Lekin tumhein marna hoga
Main..aur agar main jeet gaya toh
Avdesh..radha haar maanegi nahi
Isi liye use tumhein maarna padega
Aur divya ke sath kya karna hai
Yeh tumhari marzi hogi
Divya.. kyun mere liye apni jaan de rahe ho
Mujhe sab kuchh pata tha
Ki mere sath kya ho sakta hai
Main marne ko tayyar hoon
Please chale jaao
Main.. kaisi baatein kar rahi ho
Koi jungle raaj chal raha hai kya
Jo koi kisi ko bhi maar dega
Aur main divya ka hath pakadke use uthaya
Aur ek side mein le jaake bitha diya
Uske hatho se khoon nikal raha tha
Main apna rumaal nikaala
Aur divya ke hatho pe bandh diya
Divya mujhe dekhne lagi
Uske baad main radha ke saamne pahunch gaya
Commentator..chaliye dekhte hain
Yeh naujawan apni jaan bacha paata hai ki nahi
Aur tabhi shankh baja
Radha.. tumse bada gadha maine apni jindagi mein nahi dekha
Main..is gadhe ke sath tumhein apni poori life gujarni hai
Yeh sunke radha gusse mein apni talwar ghumayi
Main bach gaya
Lekin baap re baap
Radha rukne ka naam hi nahi le rahi thi
Badi mushkil se main bach paa raha tha
Main chahta toh uske mind ko control karke usse bulwa sakta tha
Ki main haar maanti hoon
Lekin mujhe use ehsaas dilana tha
Ki mere jaisa koi nahi
Aur us baar radha ki talwar meri peeth pe chal gayi
Jo dard hua meri cheekh nikal gayi
Behenchod har biwi ko paane ke liye lagta hai marna padega
Kya musibat hai yaar
Lekin radha bhi apne naam ki thi
Woh ruki nahi
Aur ek baar phir meri peeth pe vaar kar di
Is baar meri aankho ke saamne andhera chha gaya
Main neeche zameen pe gid gaya
Meri najar divya pe gayi
Jiski aankho se aansu beh rahe the
Use rota dekh meri aankho se bhi aansu nikalne lage
Pata nahi kyun
Main use rota nahi Dekh paaya
Mujhe dard ho raha tha
Is liye main nahi ro raha tha
Mujhe pata tha
Ki agar main haar maan liya
Toh mujhe marna hoga
Aur is baar kya pata great king bhi mujhe nahi bachaye
Main seedha let gaya
Radha..haar maan bhi jaao
Tab bhi tumhein marna hoga
Nahi maane tab bhi
Pata nahi tum ladke kyun hero banne chale aate ho
Divya..man mein.. bhagwaan mujhe nahi pata ki woh kaun hai
Aur kyun mere liye apni jaan dena chahta hai
Lekin use bacha le
Jis insaan ne bina kisi lalach ke meri jaan bachane ke liye apni jaan daaw pe laga di
Usse achcha ladka koi nahi ho sakta
Main usse pyar karti hoon
Agar woh mar gaya
Toh main bhi apni jaan de dungi
Idhar radha apni sword mere seene pe rakh di
Radha..marne ke liye tayyar ho jaao
Aur tabhi samay ruk gaya
Divya ki body se energy nikalke mujhmein samane lagi
Main apne mahal mein pahunch gaya
Jahan radha toh thi
Lekin tabhi meri chauthi dulhan ne
Apna ghunghat utha diya
Woh koi aur nahi divya hi thi
Divya..aise kya dekh rahe hain
Main..mujhe toh laga tha
Ek baar mein ek hi dulhan milegi
Radha..agar aisa hota
Toh aap zinda nahi rehte
Aur aapke marte hi aapki sab biwi bhi mar jaati
Divya ki body se nikli hui energy mere andar sama chuki thi
Tabhi meri body ka dard gayab ho gaya
Radha ne jaise hi apni sword mere seene mein ghusane ki koshish ki
Main sword ko pakad liya
Mere hatho se khoon nikalne laga
Main itni jor se kheencha ki radha ke hath se sword chhut gayi
Aur main sword door fenk diya
Main radha ko apni taraf aane ka ishara kiya...