Killerpanditji(pandit)
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Behad hi shandar or Lajawab update bhai.UPDATE 14
Ab divya meri biwi thi
Use main Dekh sakta tha
Uske jism ke har hisse ko main nihar raha tha
Divya sharma ke apni najrein neeche kar li
Tabhi ek maid aayi
Humare liye kuchh khaane peene ke liye
Main uski taraf dekha
Aur phir dusri taraf dekhne laga
Wohi aayi aur chali gayi
Divya..jab aapki paanchwi biwi mil jaayegi
Tab aapki yeh problem khatam ho jaayegi
Main..kaisi problem
Divya..aapko sab bina kapdo ke dikh rahi hain
Main..thoda aaram karne do yaar
Abhi mera mood nahi hai
Kisi aur biwi ko manane ka
waise nice hair
yeh bolke main use aankh maar diya
woh buri tarah sharma gayi
aur apni taango ko mod li
divya..sharam nahi aati
main..ab biwi se sharamaunga
toh kya sochenge sab
divya..chupiye
main..ek kissi do na
divya apna chehra Apne hatho se chhipa li
main uska hath pakda
aur uske chehre se hata diya
kitni khubsurat thi woh
main.. koi baat nahi jab man kare tab de dena
Phir main khaane laga
Aur divya ko bhi khilane laga
Kuchh hi der mein radha hosh mein aayegi
Main..tumhein meri kasam
Ab rone mat lag jaana
Radha..pitaji aaye the
Main..haan
Radha..kya kaha unhone
Main..kuchh nahi
Aur main radha ko bhi khilane laga
Uski aankho mein aansu aagaye
Main..kya hai yaar
Ro kyun rahi hai
Radha..main bahut khush hoon is liye
Main..haan phir theek hai
Radha..mujhe maaf kar do gudiya
Divya.. koi baat nahi didi
Radha..ab toh dard nahi ho raha hai
Divya..nahi
Main..ek baat batao
Yeh tumhari gudiya kabse ho gayi
Radha..ab mujhse chhoti hai
Isi liye
Abe yeh kya hai
Thodi der pehle tu tadak kar rahi thi
Aur ab gudiya bol rahi hai
Tabhi mera phone bajne laga
Geeta ka tha
Main pick kiya
Geeta..kaise hain aap
Main..theek hoon
Aap kaisi hain
Ritika..aapne kuchh khaya
Main..haan kha liya
Ritika..radha se mile aap
Main..haan
Bahut maara usne mujhe
Ritika..toh kya hua
Jab use sab kuchh yaad aajeyga
Toh woh bahut royegi
Aap dekhiyega
Main radha ki taraf dekha
Woh apni najrein ghuma li
Geeta..divya
Main..kaun divya
Geeta..divya meri gudiya kaisi hai tu
Main divya ko chup rehne ka ishara kiya
Ritika.. don't act smart
Humein pata hai
Ki aapko divya bhi mil chuki hai
Main..kaise
Ritika..yeh hum sab behno ka secret hai
Aapko kyun batayein
Main..mat batao
Aur main phone divya ko de diya
Main..tum sab baatein karo
Main Thoda haveli mein ghum leta hoon
Wohin dusri taraf mama ka saala aur uski biwi sudha apne room mein baithe baatein kar rahe the
Sudha...ab kya karenge
Humne socha tha
Ki humari beti kabhi shaadi nahi karegi
Sudhir..saara plan fail ho gaya
Bachpan apni radha ke man mein maine ladko ke liye Nafrat paida ki
Taaki woh kabhi shaadi na kare
Aur akayli woh yahan raaj karegi
Sudha..humein kuchh aisa karna hoga
Ki humari radha phirse ladko se nafrat karne lage
Sudhir..mere paas ek idea hai
Sudha..kaisa idea
Jaldi bataiye
Sudhir..ab humara plan aarohi hi kamyab karegi
Sudha..kaise
Sudhir.. tumhein use manana padega
Ki woh kisi bhi tarah
Aarya ko apne jaal mein fansaye
Aur phir radha se bole ki aarya ne uske sath zabardasti ki hai
Hat madarchod
Saala jisko Dekho ek hi plan banata hai
Behenchod kuchh aur plan banao
Jisse jeet sako
Jisko dekho maa ke lund
Rapist banane pe tule hue hain
Waise mujhe pata tha
Ki radha mama ki beti nahi hai
Woh is chutiye ki beti hai
Kyunki apni biwi ke baare mein main sab kuchh jaan jaata hoon
Jab uski energy mere andar samati hai
Ab mujhe toh aisa hi lagta hai
ghanta radha kisi pe bhi yakeen karegi
Woh toh us ladki seedha jaan se maar degi
Mere saamne woh meri biwi hoti hai
Lekin koi agar bakwaas karega
Toh use chandi banne mein ek second bhi nahi lagega
Par aarohi ko uska haq dilwana padega
Aur phir main Sudhir ke mind mein ghus gaya
Ab jo usne kiya tha
Woh sab mujhe pata chal jaayega
Toh radha aur aarohi ka ek sath janam hua tha
Lekin sudha ne kya kiya
Nurse ko paise deke
Usne àarohi ki jagah radha ko rakhwa diya
Uske baad un dono ne aarohi pe itne zulm kiye
Ki woh sab dekhke meri aatma ro padi
Kayi kayi din aarohi ko khana nahi dete the
Din bhar kaam karne ke baad
Àarohi ko bhukhe pet hi sona padta tha
Paani bhi sirf ek bottle peene ko milta tha use
Upar se roz sudha use maarti thi
Aur kaam kya karti thi aarohi
Din bhar kheto mein kaam karti thi
Avdesh singh
Jiske under mein laakho log kaam karte the
Uski beti kheto mein mazdoori karti thi
Aur woh ghar mein nahi rehti thi
Woh rehti thi kheto mein
Woh kheto mein ek bana nahi hota
Jispe chhat hoti thi
Aur chaaro taraf se khula hota tha
Sone mein bhi use dar lagta tha
Ki kahin use koi mard toh nahi Dekh raha hai
Kapde bhi uske kayi jagah se fate hote the
Upar se jungli janwar ka dar
Ek taraf jaan ka dar
Ek taraf izzat ka dar
Ek taraf bhukh aur pyas
Aisi jindagi bahut mushkil hoti hai
Main chahta toh un dono ko jaan se maar deta
Lekin maine kasam khayi thi
Ki main kabhi kisi ka khoon nahi karunga
Lekin saza toh deni thi
Aarohi meri behen hai
Gate andar lock tha
Main gate ki taraf dekha
Gate unlock ho gaya
Main room mein ghusa
Jaise hi dono ne mujhe dekha
Dono chaunk gaye
Main sudha ke mind ko control kiya
Aur phir usne jo kiya tha
Woh sab woh bolne lagi
Sudhir ajeeb se shakal banaye sudha ko. Dekh raha tha
Sudhir.. Sudha kya ho gaya tumhein
Paagal toh nahi ho gayi ho
Aisa tha ki main video recording on kiye hua tha
Sudhir usko chup karne ki koshish kar raha tha
Main uske mind ko bhi control karne ki koshish kiya
Aur ho gaya
Jab sudha ne bolna band kiya
Tab sudhir apna jurm batane laga
Aur phir main phone ko chhod diya
Phone apna hawa mein udd raha tha
Sudha aankhein faade phone ko dekhne lagi
Main apni belt nikaala
Aur uske baad main sudha ke mind mein ghusa
Aur uske mind mein yeh daal diya
Ki woh bol nahi sakti
Sudha ki awaj chali gayi
Sab kuchh dimaag ka khel hai
Aur udhar sudhir confess kar raha tha
Aur idhar Maine sudha pe belt barsana shuru kar diya
Sudha cheekhti rahi chillati rahi
Lekin uski halak se ek awaj nahi nikli
Jab usse bardasht nahi hua
Toh usne mere pair pakad liye
Tab tak sudhir confess kar chuka tha
Main sudhir ko behosh kiya
Aur recording save kar diya
Apne mind se
Uske baad jaake sudha ki awaj wapas aayi
Sudha..mujhe maaf kar do beta
Main tumhari saas hoon
Main radha ki maa hoon
Mujhpe rehem karo
Aur sudha rone lagi
Main..agar radha ko pata chala
Toh woh khud tujhe jaan se maar degi
Ab dekh yeh recording main mama ko dikhaunga
Aur woh tum dono ka jo haal karenge
Yeh toh tu achchi tarah se jaanti hai
Sudha..rehem karo beta
Tumhein apni Radha ka vaasta
Mujhe maaf kar do
Radha ka naam uski jubaan se.sunte hi
Main use thappad maar diya
Woh rone lagi
Main.. khabardar agar meri radha ka naam apni jubaan se nikaali
Sudha..tum jo.bologe
Main woh karungi
Bas yeh baat kisi se na kehna
Main.. kapde utaar apne
Sudha shocked ho gayi
ab main tharak ki wajah se yeh nahi bola tha
Mujhe bas sudha ko saza deni thi
Kyunki
When i am good
Heavenly good
When i am bad
Hell fire....
Behad hi shandar or daamdaar update bhai.UPDATE 15
Sudha ne bina kuchh kahe apne kapde utaarna shuru kar diya
Ab woh kapde utaarti gayi
Aur usne rona bhi band kar diya
Kuchh hi der mein woh poori nangi thi
Mera ling akadke khada ho chuka tha
Main use dekhne laga
Main use ghutno ke bal baithne ko bola
Woh baith gayi
Main pehle apni shirt utaara
Aur phir pant
Meri ling ko dekhte hi uski ankhein chamak gayi
Kyunki woh underwear ke bahar aachuka tha
Main apna underwear bhi utaarke fenk diya
Jaise hi sudha ne mere ling ko dekha
Uski aankhein fati ki fati reh gayi
Ab main yeh nahi bataunga
Ki size kya tha
Kyunki woh sab faaltu baatein hain
Haan itna bada jarur tha
Ki kisi bhosde waali ke gale se cheekhein nikaal de
Main..dekh kya rahi hai chus ise
Ek hath se balls sehla
Dusre hath se apni chuchiyo ko daba
Aur munh mein leke chus
Sudha thook nigalte hue
Ek hath se apni chuchi ko dabane lagi
Dusre hath se mere balls sehlane lagi
Aur ling ke agle hisse ko munh mein leke chusne lagi
Main..haan aise hi chusti reh
Rukna mat
Kyunki agar ruki
Toh dekh lena
Sudha ne mere ling ko Apne muhh ke aur andar lena shuru kar diya
Woh apne munh ko aage peechhe kar rahi thi
Uske munh mein apna ling mehsus karke main jo mehsus kar raha tha
Woh main bata nahi sakta
Mera ling uske thook se naha chuka tha
Kuchh der woh mere ling ko chusne ke baad
Apne munh se nikaal li
Main use thappad maar diya
Main..ruki kyun
Sudha..ab aur nahi kar sakti
Muhh dukh raha hai
Main..achcha munh dukh raha hai
Haramzaadi aarohi ko bhukha aur pyaasa jab rakhkhi thi
Tab use kitni takleef hui hogi
Chal munh khol
Sudha apna munh khol di
Main pel diya apna ling uske munh mein
Aur Uske sar ko pakadke
Dhakke maarne laga
Sudha ki aankho se aansu behne lage
sudha meri jaangho mein apne nakhul gada di
Gada jitna gadana hai
Dard nahi hota mujhe
Aur kuchh pal ke liye sudha ke munh mein apna ling daalke
Waise hi chhod diya
Sudha chhatpatane lagi
Uski aankhein band hone lagi
Main apna ling Sudha ke munh sr nikaala
Sudha khaasne lagi
Aur sath mein rone bhi lagi
Main phirse uske munh ko chodne laga
Sath mein uski chuchiyo pe thappad maarne laga
Jisse sudha uchhal padti
Main sudha ke munh se apna ling nikaala
Aur use khada ho kar diya
Woh khaanste hue ro rahi thi
Uski yoni se paani bahe ja raha tha
Main use bed pe dhakel diya
woh ghabra gayi
Main uske yoni ke baalo ko pakadke kheench diya
Sudha cheekh padi
Main..aur cheekh
Jitna cheekhna hai cheekh
Phir main sudha ki yoni pe apna ling set kiya
Aur uske dono nipples ko pakadke
Kheench diya sudha cheekh padi
Aur main poori taaqat se dhakka maara
Sudha aur joro se cheekh padi
Uski yoni se khoon nikalne laga
Mera poora ling uski yoni mein parvesh kar chuka tha
Sudha cheekhte hue behosh ho gayi
Main uske mind mein ghuske use hosh mein laaya
Woh phirse rone lagi
Main uske dard ki parwah kiye bina
Use chodne laga
Sudha..aah maa bachao
Meri faadi di
Aah beta itni jor se nahi
Main mar jaaungi
Please nikaal lo
Main.. pehle.decide kar ki dheere karu
Ya phir nikaal loon
Haramzaadi ek taraf chudne ka bhi man hai
Aur dusri taraf nikaalne ko bhi bol rahi hai
Sudha mere dhakko se itna hi chuki thi
Ki woh roye ja rahi thi
Pehle belt se maar khaane ki baad
Uski haalat kharab thi
Aur ab yeh yoni ki kutai
Lekin kuchh hi der mein sudha ka dard kam ho gaya
Kyunki sudha ki yoni mere ling ko apna chuki thi
Sudha..uff uff aah maa
Aah aah aah aah
Lekin main use koi maza nahi dena chahta tha
Isi liye main uski yoni se Apna ling nikaal liya
Sudha tadapke reh gayi
Main..kutiya main koi tujhe maze dene ke liye saza de raha hoon
Chal pehen apne kapde
Sudha..main mar jaaungi
Agar tumne mujhe aise chhod diya toh
Main..toh mar jaa
Main kya karu
Sudha..damad jee mujhpe rehem karo
Apni saas ko rehem karo
Uski boor ko Apne is lund se jitna maarna hai maaro
Meri boor ka bhosda bana do
Main..yeh boor kya hoti hai
Sudha..yoni ko hi boor kehte hain
Gaon mein
Ab main bhi mard hi tha
Yeh sab sunke main garam ho gaya
Main sudha ko ghodi banaya
Aur daal diya apna ling uski yoni mein
Aur uske chutado pe thappad maarte hue use chodne laga
Sudha aahein bharne lagi
Woh bhi jor jor se
Aise hi main use alag alag tarah se chodta raha
Lekin jab uski yoni mein jalan hone lagi.toh woh rone lagi
Ab main kya karta
Gusse mein mera stamina aur badh gaya tha shayad
Sudha..kuchh der mere ko chod lo
Bas kuchh Der
Yeh sunke main apna ling uske munh mein daal diya
Kuchh hi der mein mera paani nikal gaya
Sudha ko ubki aane lagi
Main..agar poora nahi pee
Toh ek Baar phir chodne lag jaaunga
Yeh sunke sudha rote hue mera paani peene lag gayi
Main bed pe let gaya
Aur sochne laga
Ki yeh maine kya kiya
Apni hi saas ko pel daala
Mere paas ab chaar biwi hai
Aakhir maine aisa kiya kyun
Lagta hai gusse mein main bawla ho jaata hoon
Agar radha ya kisi ko pata chal gaya
Toh woh mere baare mein kya sochengi
Par maza bahut aaya
Sudha ki maarne mein
Kahin main badal toh nahi raha hoon
Aur meri aankhein band hoti chali gayi
Aur main apne mehel mein pahunch gaya
Jahan meri paanchwi dulhan ne apna ghunghat utha diya
Main use dekhke hansne laga
Kyunki woh koi aur nahi aarohi thi
Kitni masum aur pyari thi
Woh mere pair chhu li
Main..yeh sab karne ki kya jarurat hai
Aarohi..kyun nahi hai
Toh bataiye kaisi hoon main
Main..achchi ho
Aarohi.. bas achchi hoon
Sirf achchi
Main..bahut khubsurat ho
Bahut hi jyada
Itni ki mere paas words nahi hain
Aarohi sharma gayi
Aarohi..àapko pata hai na
Main kaha. Rehti hoon
Main..haan pata hai
Ek baat batao
Main agar kuchh kar raha hoon
Toh kya meri kisi biwi ko pata chal jaata hai
Aarohi..geeta didi ko chhodke
Kisi ko pata nahi chalta
Iska matlab geeta jaan gayi hogi
Main..geeta mein aisa kya special hai
Aarohi.. mujhe kya pata
Mujhe kab yaad dilayenge aap
Main..jald hi
Aarohi..mujhse bardasht nahi hota ab
Main..ek baat batao
Geeta se mujhe do powers mili thi
Bravery aur telepathic powers
Ritika se mujhe psionic powers mili
Divya se healing factor
Toh radha se mujhe kya mila
Aarohi.. super strength
Main..kya baat kar rahi ho
Aarohi..haan
Main.. Aur yeh sab jo mujhe nangi dikhti hain
Aarohi.. woh toh in powers ke side effects hain
Main..aur maine jo sudha ke sath kiya
Aarohi..aap Maharaj hain
Koi achcha hai
Toh uske sath achcha karenge
Lekin koi bura hai
Toh use saza dena aapki fitrat mein hai
Main..aisi saza kaun deta hai
Aarohi..ab yeh toh aap jaanein
Main..ab aap jaaiye
Aur main jaag gaya
Dekha ki Sudha kapde pehen chuki thi
Aur mujhe Dekh rahi thi
Main..kya dekh rahi hai
Sudha..dekh rahi hoon
Ki tum ho kya
Aakhir kaise kiya tumne yeh sab
Main.. faaltu ke sawal karegi.toh is baar gaand faad dunga
Man karta hai tum dono ko jaan se maar doon
Sudha.. shayad main us layak hoon
Main neeche chala gaya
Sudhir hosh mein aaya
Sudhir..kahan hai woh haramzaada
Sudha..kaun haramzaada
Sudhir.. woh aarya
Sudha..hoga radha ke paad
Sudhir..tumne use sab kuchh bata diya
Aur ab uske paas humare khilaaf saboot bhi hain
Sudha..yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Woh toh yahan aaya bhi nahi tha
Aap toh sharab peeke so gaye the
Sudhir..nahi main jo bola woh sach hai
Sudha..woh dekhiye sharab ki bottle
Aap bhi na
Yeh bolke sudha wahan se nikal gayi
Main radha ke room mein chala gaya
Woh ab bhi aaram kar rahi thi
Radha.. Kahan the aap
Main..so gaya tha
Radha..toh yahi so jaate
Kahin jaane ki jya jarurat thi
Main radha ki god mein sar rakhke let gaya
Woh mere sar ko sehlane lagi
Radha.. kya hua
Main..kuchh nahi
Radha..aarohi ke paas kab jaayenge
Main..kal jaaunga
Divya Kahan hai
Radha.. woh neeche gayi hai
Agli subah main nikal gaya
Aarohi ke paas
Sudhir bhi apne gaon ka thakur tha
Main uske gaon pahunch gaya
Aur chal pada aarohi se milne....
Mast update h bhaiUPDATE 19
Ab mujhe pata tha
Ki divya mujhse naraz hai
Toh main uske room mein gaya
Ab sasur jee toh Divya ko apne ghar le jaana chahte the
Lekin maine jaane nahi diya
Behenchod meri biwi mere sath rahegi
Woh alag baat hai ki abhi meri ek shaadi bhi nahi hui thi
Divya mujhe ghurne lagi
Main uske bagal mein baith gaya
Main..ghar jaana hai toh chali jaao
Main nahi rokunga
Divya..ab toh aap yahi kahenge
Main nahi jaaungi
Samjhe aap
Main..are toh gussa kyun hoti ho
Mat jaao
Divya..dekhiye ab agar aapne kabhi mujhpe gussa kiya
Toh achcha nahi hoga
Main..maine tumpe Kahan kiya tha gussa
Mujhe neend mein koi disturb kare
Toh gussa aajata hai
Divya..oh
Main..tumhein nahi pata tha
Divya..nahi see if
Main..mujhe toh laga meri biwiyo ko sab pata hota hai
Divya..sirf geeta didi ko pata hota hai
Ki aap kya kar rahe hain
Baaki kisi ko bhi nahi pata hota
Main..chalo theek hai
Parso main wapas chala jaaunga
Toh sath chalna ho toh bata dena
Divya..bata dena matlab
Main aapke sath jaaungi
Main.. sasur jee ko kaun manayega
Divya.. woh aap kijiye
Tabhi ek maid aayi
Jo poori nangi thi
Matlab kapde usne pehen rakhkhe the
Bas mujhe nangi dikh rahi thi
Maid..aapko bade maalik bula rahe hain
Main..aata hoon
Phir woh chali gayi
Main phir pahunch gaya mama ke paas
Main..aapne bulaya
Mama..meri ek meeting hai
Agar mujhe kuchh ho jaaye
Toh mere baad tum hi mere waaris ho
Isi liye apna aur baaki sabka khyal rakhna
Maine jab dekha
Ki mama ke man mein kya chal raha hai
Toh main shocked ho gaya
Behenchod
Ab hua aisa tha
Ki koi laundiya aayi thi
Videsh se
Aur woh thi Underworld king ki beti
Woh chahti thi
Ki woh yahan raaj kare
Ab is area ke raja the mama
Toh mama use samjhate
Aur agar phir bhi woh nahi maanti hai
Toh mama aur woh ek khel khelenge
Wohi behenchod purane jamane ka khel
Ek goli
Jiska bheja uda
Woh gaya
Ab mujhe pata tha
Ki mama mujhe Apne sath nahi le jaayenge
Aur na main unhein baato se rok sakta hoon
Toh maine kya kiya
Unhein control kiya
Aur phir mama ne apne righ Hand munna ko bulaya
Mama..meri jagah mera bhanja jaayega
Mujhe tumhari maalkin ne kasam de di hai
Aur udhar munna soch raha tha
Ki yeh kaisa aadmi hai
Jo apne damad ko bhej raha hai
Aisi jagah
Jahan se lautne ka matlab hi nahi banta
Mama..munna
Munna..jo hukum maalik
Aur phir main baith gaya car mein
Saala kam se kam 20 gaadi thi
Aur 150 log
Sabke paas gun
Humar sasura gangster
Kuchh der baad hum wahan pahunch gaye
Main hairan reh gaya
Ki saala wahan ek bhi aadmi nahi tha
Lekin tabhi humein helicopter ki awaj sunayi dene lagi
Humari najar upar gayi
Aur tabhi us helicopter se ek ladki kood padi
Aur sahi salamat neeche land ki
Mujhe toh laga ki yeh toh gayi
Saala use dekhke main jo bhadka
Bhadka matlab
Mera lund meri pant faadne ke liye betaab hone laga tha
Ek toh woh mujhe bina kadpo ke dikh rahi thi
Upar se jab meri najar uski yoni pe gayi
Toh main chaunk gaya
Yoni ke dono hont jo the
Ek dum khule hue the
Ab bechare aarya ko kya pata
Ki lund dhaari veera ne choot ka bhosda bana diya hai
Woh mere saamne aake khadi ho gayi
Mera naam teena hai
Main uske mind mein ghusne ki koshish kiya
Lekin kamyabi nahi mili
Teena..aise kya dekh rahe ho
Main..kaam ki baat karo
Teena..kaam ki baat yeh hai
Ki aaj se main area ki boss hoon
Jo bolungi wohi hoga
Main.. yeh nahi ho sakta
Teena..bachche tum nahi jaante
Ki main kaun hoon
Mere Ek ishare pe tumhara khandaan khatam ho jaayega
Main.. khandaan ko beech mein laana jaruri hai
Teena..main wohi keh rahi hoon
Jo main karwa sakti hoon
Main..ek kaam karte hain
Death game khelte hain
Lekin dusre tareeke se
Teena..mujhe kya jarurat hai
Mere paas itne aadmi hain
Ki mujhe kuchh karne ki jarurat nahi hai
Aur tabhi kayi 100 aadmiyo ne humein chaaro taraf se gher liye
Teena..there is no chance
Main..ab tumne apni powers toh dikha di
Ab meri powers bhi dekh lo
Bas phir kya tha
Teena ke jitne bhi aadmi the
Woh sab behosh hoke zameen pe gidne lage
Sath mein mama ke aadmi bhi
Teena ki aankhein chowdi hoti gayi
Kyunki use yakeen nahi ho raha tha
Main..toh kaisi lagi meri power
Teena..yeh nahi ho sakta
Main..ho chuka hai
Ab tum faisla karo
Ki tum yahan se apne baap ke paas jaaogi
Ya phir upar
Teena ne kuchh der socha
Aur phir muskura di
Teena..mujhe tum Pasand aaye
Ab dekho main yahan se Apne baap ke paas gayi
Toh mere pita mujhe maar denge
Toh kyun na ek game khelein
Tum jeete
Toh main tumhari ghulami karungi
Marte dum tak
Agar haar gaye toh tum karoge
Main..sure
Phir teena ne mujhe rule samjhaya
Ki humein kya karna hai
Humein asmaan ki taraf trigger dabana tha
Agar gun se bullet nikli
Toh hum haar jaayenge
Toh pehle main asmaan ki taraf fire kiya
Bullet nahi nikli
Phir teena ne Kiya
Nahi nikli
Tessri baar maine kiya
Nahi nikli
Chauthi baar teena ne fire kiya
Nahi nikli
Ab agar main bach gaya
Toh teena gayi
Toh maine trigger daba diya
Aur saala bullet nikla
Aur main haar gaya
Teena muskura di
Main soch mein pad gaya
Kahan mama chutiye ko bachane aaya tha
Aur kahan khud chutiya ban gaya
Lekin apni bravery kam nahi hui
Main..toh tum jeet gayi
Main aaj se tumgara ghulam hoon
Teena..gaadi mein baitho
Main baith gaya
Teena drive karne laga
Ek ghante tak driving ke baad
Car ek villa ke saamne ruki
Teena car se neeche utri
Aur aage chalne lagi
Main uske peeche chalne laga
Waah yeh toh kamal ho gaya
Yoni ka bhosda bana hua hai
Aur gaand seal pack
Teena ek room mein ghus gayi
Main bhi ghusa
Aur phir jo teena ne kiya
Mere hosh udd gaye
Woh apne kapde utaarne lagi
Main kuchh bol nahi sakta tha
Kyunki main uska ghulam tha
Ab bhai mere kuchh sochne se kya faraq padta hai
Kyunki mard ki jubaan patthar ki lakeer hoti hai
Mit nahi sakti
Main haar chuka tha
Jab teena poori tarah se nangi ho gayi
Toh usne meri taraf dekha
Teena..main chhati hoon
Ki tum apna lund meri gand mein daalke
Tab tak maaro jab tak jhad nahi jaate
Ab agar main teena ka ghulam nahi hota
Toh kabhi yeh nahi karta
Kyunki abhi mere paas khudki chaar biwi hain
Haan woh alag baat hai
Ki abhi tak maine kisi ka bhi account nahi khola hai
Aur yeh bolke teena apni taango ko kholke
Mujhe invite ki
Main kya karta
Apne kapde utaar fenka
Aur phir jab teena ne mere lund ko dekha
Toh uski gand fat gayi
Teena..man mein.. oh god yeh toh pitaji se bhi bada hai
Kahin pitaji se pehle yahi mujhe na maar de
Main teena ki gand pe apna lund set kiya
Teena.. pehle oil in lagake chikna karo
Woh jis tarah boli
Mujhe hansi aagayi
Ab bhai meri koi galti nahi thi
Mera dimaag kharab ho gaya tha
Main Apne aapko control nahi kar paaya
Aur teena ki jaangho ko pakadke itni zor se Dhakka maara
Ki uske baad sirf Teena ki cheekhein villa mein gunjne lagi....
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Ab mujhe pata tha
Ki divya mujhse naraz hai
Toh main uske room mein gaya
Ab sasur jee toh Divya ko apne ghar le jaana chahte the
Lekin maine jaane nahi diya
Behenchod meri biwi mere sath rahegi
Woh alag baat hai ki abhi meri ek shaadi bhi nahi hui thi
Divya mujhe ghurne lagi
Main uske bagal mein baith gaya
Main..ghar jaana hai toh chali jaao
Main nahi rokunga
Divya..ab toh aap yahi kahenge
Main nahi jaaungi
Samjhe aap
Main..are toh gussa kyun hoti ho
Mat jaao
Divya..dekhiye ab agar aapne kabhi mujhpe gussa kiya
Toh achcha nahi hoga
Main..maine tumpe Kahan kiya tha gussa
Mujhe neend mein koi disturb kare
Toh gussa aajata hai
Divya..oh
Main..tumhein nahi pata tha
Divya..nahi see if
Main..mujhe toh laga meri biwiyo ko sab pata hota hai
Divya..sirf geeta didi ko pata hota hai
Ki aap kya kar rahe hain
Baaki kisi ko bhi nahi pata hota
Main..chalo theek hai
Parso main wapas chala jaaunga
Toh sath chalna ho toh bata dena
Divya..bata dena matlab
Main aapke sath jaaungi
Main.. sasur jee ko kaun manayega
Divya.. woh aap kijiye
Tabhi ek maid aayi
Jo poori nangi thi
Matlab kapde usne pehen rakhkhe the
Bas mujhe nangi dikh rahi thi
Maid..aapko bade maalik bula rahe hain
Main..aata hoon
Phir woh chali gayi
Main phir pahunch gaya mama ke paas
Main..aapne bulaya
Mama..meri ek meeting hai
Agar mujhe kuchh ho jaaye
Toh mere baad tum hi mere waaris ho
Isi liye apna aur baaki sabka khyal rakhna
Maine jab dekha
Ki mama ke man mein kya chal raha hai
Toh main shocked ho gaya
Behenchod
Ab hua aisa tha
Ki koi laundiya aayi thi
Videsh se
Aur woh thi Underworld king ki beti
Woh chahti thi
Ki woh yahan raaj kare
Ab is area ke raja the mama
Toh mama use samjhate
Aur agar phir bhi woh nahi maanti hai
Toh mama aur woh ek khel khelenge
Wohi behenchod purane jamane ka khel
Ek goli
Jiska bheja uda
Woh gaya
Ab mujhe pata tha
Ki mama mujhe Apne sath nahi le jaayenge
Aur na main unhein baato se rok sakta hoon
Toh maine kya kiya
Unhein control kiya
Aur phir mama ne apne righ Hand munna ko bulaya
Mama..meri jagah mera bhanja jaayega
Mujhe tumhari maalkin ne kasam de di hai
Aur udhar munna soch raha tha
Ki yeh kaisa aadmi hai
Jo apne damad ko bhej raha hai
Aisi jagah
Jahan se lautne ka matlab hi nahi banta
Mama..munna
Munna..jo hukum maalik
Aur phir main baith gaya car mein
Saala kam se kam 20 gaadi thi
Aur 150 log
Sabke paas gun
Humar sasura gangster
Kuchh der baad hum wahan pahunch gaye
Main hairan reh gaya
Ki saala wahan ek bhi aadmi nahi tha
Lekin tabhi humein helicopter ki awaj sunayi dene lagi
Humari najar upar gayi
Aur tabhi us helicopter se ek ladki kood padi
Aur sahi salamat neeche land ki
Mujhe toh laga ki yeh toh gayi
Saala use dekhke main jo bhadka
Bhadka matlab
Mera lund meri pant faadne ke liye betaab hone laga tha
Ek toh woh mujhe bina kadpo ke dikh rahi thi
Upar se jab meri najar uski yoni pe gayi
Toh main chaunk gaya
Yoni ke dono hont jo the
Ek dum khule hue the
Ab bechare aarya ko kya pata
Ki lund dhaari veera ne choot ka bhosda bana diya hai
Woh mere saamne aake khadi ho gayi
Mera naam teena hai
Main uske mind mein ghusne ki koshish kiya
Lekin kamyabi nahi mili
Teena..aise kya dekh rahe ho
Main..kaam ki baat karo
Teena..kaam ki baat yeh hai
Ki aaj se main area ki boss hoon
Jo bolungi wohi hoga
Main.. yeh nahi ho sakta
Teena..bachche tum nahi jaante
Ki main kaun hoon
Mere Ek ishare pe tumhara khandaan khatam ho jaayega
Main.. khandaan ko beech mein laana jaruri hai
Teena..main wohi keh rahi hoon
Jo main karwa sakti hoon
Main..ek kaam karte hain
Death game khelte hain
Lekin dusre tareeke se
Teena..mujhe kya jarurat hai
Mere paas itne aadmi hain
Ki mujhe kuchh karne ki jarurat nahi hai
Aur tabhi kayi 100 aadmiyo ne humein chaaro taraf se gher liye
Teena..there is no chance
Main..ab tumne apni powers toh dikha di
Ab meri powers bhi dekh lo
Bas phir kya tha
Teena ke jitne bhi aadmi the
Woh sab behosh hoke zameen pe gidne lage
Sath mein mama ke aadmi bhi
Teena ki aankhein chowdi hoti gayi
Kyunki use yakeen nahi ho raha tha
Main..toh kaisi lagi meri power
Teena..yeh nahi ho sakta
Main..ho chuka hai
Ab tum faisla karo
Ki tum yahan se apne baap ke paas jaaogi
Ya phir upar
Teena ne kuchh der socha
Aur phir muskura di
Teena..mujhe tum Pasand aaye
Ab dekho main yahan se Apne baap ke paas gayi
Toh mere pita mujhe maar denge
Toh kyun na ek game khelein
Tum jeete
Toh main tumhari ghulami karungi
Marte dum tak
Agar haar gaye toh tum karoge
Main..sure
Phir teena ne mujhe rule samjhaya
Ki humein kya karna hai
Humein asmaan ki taraf trigger dabana tha
Agar gun se bullet nikli
Toh hum haar jaayenge
Toh pehle main asmaan ki taraf fire kiya
Bullet nahi nikli
Phir teena ne Kiya
Nahi nikli
Tessri baar maine kiya
Nahi nikli
Chauthi baar teena ne fire kiya
Nahi nikli
Ab agar main bach gaya
Toh teena gayi
Toh maine trigger daba diya
Aur saala bullet nikla
Aur main haar gaya
Teena muskura di
Main soch mein pad gaya
Kahan mama chutiye ko bachane aaya tha
Aur kahan khud chutiya ban gaya
Lekin apni bravery kam nahi hui
Main..toh tum jeet gayi
Main aaj se tumgara ghulam hoon
Teena..gaadi mein baitho
Main baith gaya
Teena drive karne laga
Ek ghante tak driving ke baad
Car ek villa ke saamne ruki
Teena car se neeche utri
Aur aage chalne lagi
Main uske peeche chalne laga
Waah yeh toh kamal ho gaya
Yoni ka bhosda bana hua hai
Aur gaand seal pack
Teena ek room mein ghus gayi
Main bhi ghusa
Aur phir jo teena ne kiya
Mere hosh udd gaye
Woh apne kapde utaarne lagi
Main kuchh bol nahi sakta tha
Kyunki main uska ghulam tha
Ab bhai mere kuchh sochne se kya faraq padta hai
Kyunki mard ki jubaan patthar ki lakeer hoti hai
Mit nahi sakti
Main haar chuka tha
Jab teena poori tarah se nangi ho gayi
Toh usne meri taraf dekha
Teena..main chhati hoon
Ki tum apna lund meri gand mein daalke
Tab tak maaro jab tak jhad nahi jaate
Ab agar main teena ka ghulam nahi hota
Toh kabhi yeh nahi karta
Kyunki abhi mere paas khudki chaar biwi hain
Haan woh alag baat hai
Ki abhi tak maine kisi ka bhi account nahi khola hai
Aur yeh bolke teena apni taango ko kholke
Mujhe invite ki
Main kya karta
Apne kapde utaar fenka
Aur phir jab teena ne mere lund ko dekha
Toh uski gand fat gayi
Teena..man mein.. oh god yeh toh pitaji se bhi bada hai
Kahin pitaji se pehle yahi mujhe na maar de
Main teena ki gand pe apna lund set kiya
Teena.. pehle oil in lagake chikna karo
Woh jis tarah boli
Mujhe hansi aagayi
Ab bhai meri koi galti nahi thi
Mera dimaag kharab ho gaya tha
Main Apne aapko control nahi kar paaya
Aur teena ki jaangho ko pakadke itni zor se Dhakka maara
Ki uske baad sirf Teena ki cheekhein villa mein gunjne lagi....