zabardastUPDATE 12
Ab main toh kabhi gaya nahi tha gaon
Toh mujhe raasta kaise pata
Ab aam chhilne ke liye telepathic powers thodi mili hain
Main papa ke mind mein mein ghusa hua tha
Aur unka mind hi mujhe bata raha tha
Ki mujhe kahan jaana hai
Kaise jaana hai
Ab dekho meri Mummy ka gaon
Tha yahan se 6 ghante ki doori pe
Kareeb 400 kilometres ka raasta tha
Toh 3 ghante driving karne ke baad
Main ek jagah ruka
Aur phir kuchh khaaya
Kuchh peeya
Dhabe pe
Aur phir aage badh gaya
Kisi ke mind mein ghusne ka yeh Matlab nahi tha
Ki woh insaan kuchh nahi kar raha hoga
Woh apni routine mein hi rehta tha
Bas use pata nahi chalta tha
Toh mujhe 6 ghante se jyada lage
Gaon pahunchne mein
Saala yeh gaon hai
Har Ek ghar pakka tha
Matlab chhat waala
Door se hi dikh raha tha
Ki yahan hospital bhi hai
School bhi hai
Aur college bhi
Aur sab pe naam likha hua tha
Meri Mummy anjali ka
Aur in sabse unchi maama ki haveli
Wow
Main gaon ke andar ghusta chala gaya
Ab mujhe kisi se puchhne ki jarurat toh thi nahi
Tabhi mujhe ek jagah bheed dikhi
Behenchod aisa lag raha tha
Ki wahan poora gaon jama tha
Aur sab shouting kar rahe the
Main apni car ek side mein park kiya
Aur phir wahan pahunch gaya
Aur jo najara main dekha
Mere hosh udd gaye
Radha ne ladki jaise kapde pehne hue the
Aur yeh bade bade pehelwaano se lad rahi thi
Aur unhein chit bhi kar de rahi thi
Saala iske andar itni powers kahan se aayi
Lagta hai iske andar jo meri powers hain
Use isne trigger karna seekh liya hai
Par hadd toh tab ho gayi
Jab woh mujhe bina kapdo mein dikhi
Lagta hai yeh powers mujhe tharki bana ke rahegi
Main radha ke man ki baatein sunne ki koshish kiya
Lekin koi fayda nahi hua
Jab tak ise sab kuchh yaad nahi aajata
Tab tak main iske man ki baatein nahi sun sakta
Haan woh alag baat hai ki main iske mind ko control kar sakta tha
Main bade gaur se radha ko ladte hue dekh raha tha
Aur idhar mera ling tadapne laga
Tabhi meri najar padi
Mama pe
Aur unke bagal mein baithi
Mami pe
Aur mami bhi mujhe nangi dikh rahi thi
Aur unki woh baalo waali yoni
Main udhar dekhna band kar diya
Tabhi commentator ne elaan kiya
Is saal bhi koi aisa maayi laal nahi aaya
Jo humare gaon ki sherni ko hara sake
Humari sherni radha pichhli saal ki Tarah is saal bhi poore 50 gaon ki vijeta saabit hogi
Aur tabhi main commentator ke mind mein ghus gaya
Toh yeh baat hai
Har saal yeh competition hota hai
50 gaon se ek ek contestants is competition mein bhaag lete hain
Aur woh har gaon ke thakur ka beta ya beti hone Chahiye
Aur jiski santan yeh competition hoti hai
Woh 50 gaon ka mukhiya banta hai
Ek tarah se woh har gaon ka mukhiya ban jaata hai
Gaon ke liye kya sahi hai
Aur kya galat
Yeh wohi tay karta hai
Ab gaon ke logo yeh baat manzoor ho
Ya na ho
Yeh bhi el tournament ki tarah
Aur ab finals mein
Radha thi
Aur paas ke gaon ke thakur ki beti
Mere mama ka naam avdesh tha
Unki wife sulekha
Aur divya ke pita ka naam
Vijay tha
Aur unki wife Vaishali
Par jab main dekha
Ki radha aur divya dono ke hath mein sword aachuki hai
What
What the fuck
Main dobara commentator ke mind mein ghusa
Finals mein talwar baaji hoti hai
Aur jise jeetna hai
Ya toh woh saamne waale ko maar de
Ya phir use majbur kar de
Ki woh haar maan jaaye
Dono ek dusre pe vaar karne mein lagi hui thi
Dono ki maa ki aankho mein dar saaf dikh raha tha
Aur radha ne apni talwar ghumayi
Divya nahi bach saki
Aur divya k hath ghayal ho gaya
Ya mujhe khoon kharaba pasand nahi tha
Kyunki ek baar aisa hua tha
Tabse maine kasam kha li
Ki main kabhi kisi pe hath nahi uthaunga
Radha..haar maan le na
Tujhe pata hai ki tu mujhse nahi jeet sakti
Divya.. woh toh waqt hi batayega
Aur divya ne apni talwar ghumayi
Jisse radha aasaani se bach gayi
Kuchh der tak dono mein achchi khaasi ladayi hoti rahi
Lekin radha jyada tez thi
Uske vaar karne ka tareeka behtar tha
Aur dekhte hi dekhte divya ke hatho se talwar neeche gid gayi
Radha.. divya haar maan le
Tujhe pata hai agar tune haar nahi maani
Toh kya hoga
Divya..mujhe Apne kul ki laaj rakhni hai
Main mar toh sakti hoon
Lekin haar nahi maan sakti
Main toh batana hi bhool gaya
Ki finals jeetne waala
Haarne waale se kuchh bhi maang sakta tha
Yeh sunke Radha ne talwar ko mazbuti se pakad liya
Aur isse pehle ki radha apni talwar divya ke seene ke paar karti
Radha ka hath pakad liya
Radha meri taraf dekhi
Radha.. bewakoof ladke
Yeh kya kar rahe ho
Main..aur tum kya kar rahi ho
Insaan ki jaan bahut keemti hoti hai
Use lene ka haw sirf upar waale ka hai
Tumhara nahi
Yeh dekhke mama khade ho gaye
Mama..ladke hato saamne se
Warna yahan se tumhari laash jaayegi
Main.. yeh sab kis liye ho raha hai
50 gaon pe raaj karne ke liye
Ek insaan ke jaan ki keemat bas itni hi hai
Aap ki najar mein
Mama..lagta hai tum yahan ke nahi ho
Isi liye tumhein yahan ke.rules nahi pata hain
Tum kuchh nahi kar sakte
Main..toh mujhe ek aisa raasta bataiye
Jisse yeh sab main rok saku
Mama.. raasta sirf ek hai
Agar tumhari rago mein
Thakur khandaan ka khoon hai
Toh tum radha ko challenge kar sakte ho
Aur agar tum jeet gaye
Toh divya ki jaan bach sakti hai
Lekin agar tumhari rago mein thakur khandan ka khoon nahi hai
Toh tum kuchh nahi kar sakte
Main..meri rago mein thakur khandan ka khoon hai
Avdesh.. theek hai
Lekin radha sword ke sath ladegi
Aur tum bina kisi hathyar ke
Soch lo
Kahin yeh tumhari jindagi ki aakhri bhool na ho jaaye
Main..main haar toh maan sakta hoon na
Yeh sunke sab hansne lage
Avdesh..agar haar maan gaye
Toh divya bach jaayegi
Lekin tumhein marna hoga
Main..aur agar main jeet gaya toh
Avdesh..radha haar maanegi nahi
Isi liye use tumhein maarna padega
Aur divya ke sath kya karna hai
Yeh tumhari marzi hogi
Divya.. kyun mere liye apni jaan de rahe ho
Mujhe sab kuchh pata tha
Ki mere sath kya ho sakta hai
Main marne ko tayyar hoon
Please chale jaao
Main.. kaisi baatein kar rahi ho
Koi jungle raaj chal raha hai kya
Jo koi kisi ko bhi maar dega
Aur main divya ka hath pakadke use uthaya
Aur ek side mein le jaake bitha diya
Uske hatho se khoon nikal raha tha
Main apna rumaal nikaala
Aur divya ke hatho pe bandh diya
Divya mujhe dekhne lagi
Uske baad main radha ke saamne pahunch gaya
Commentator..chaliye dekhte hain
Yeh naujawan apni jaan bacha paata hai ki nahi
Aur tabhi shankh baja
Radha.. tumse bada gadha maine apni jindagi mein nahi dekha
Main..is gadhe ke sath tumhein apni poori life gujarni hai
Yeh sunke radha gusse mein apni talwar ghumayi
Main bach gaya
Lekin baap re baap
Radha rukne ka naam hi nahi le rahi thi
Badi mushkil se main bach paa raha tha
Main chahta toh uske mind ko control karke usse bulwa sakta tha
Ki main haar maanti hoon
Lekin mujhe use ehsaas dilana tha
Ki mere jaisa koi nahi
Aur us baar radha ki talwar meri peeth pe chal gayi
Jo dard hua meri cheekh nikal gayi
Behenchod har biwi ko paane ke liye lagta hai marna padega
Kya musibat hai yaar
Lekin radha bhi apne naam ki thi
Woh ruki nahi
Aur ek baar phir meri peeth pe vaar kar di
Is baar meri aankho ke saamne andhera chha gaya
Main neeche zameen pe gid gaya
Meri najar divya pe gayi
Jiski aankho se aansu beh rahe the
Use rota dekh meri aankho se bhi aansu nikalne lage
Pata nahi kyun
Main use rota nahi Dekh paaya
Mujhe dard ho raha tha
Is liye main nahi ro raha tha
Mujhe pata tha
Ki agar main haar maan liya
Toh mujhe marna hoga
Aur is baar kya pata great king bhi mujhe nahi bachaye
Main seedha let gaya
Radha..haar maan bhi jaao
Tab bhi tumhein marna hoga
Nahi maane tab bhi
Pata nahi tum ladke kyun hero banne chale aate ho
Divya..man mein.. bhagwaan mujhe nahi pata ki woh kaun hai
Aur kyun mere liye apni jaan dena chahta hai
Lekin use bacha le
Jis insaan ne bina kisi lalach ke meri jaan bachane ke liye apni jaan daaw pe laga di
Usse achcha ladka koi nahi ho sakta
Main usse pyar karti hoon
Agar woh mar gaya
Toh main bhi apni jaan de dungi
Idhar radha apni sword mere seene pe rakh di
Radha..marne ke liye tayyar ho jaao
Aur tabhi samay ruk gaya
Divya ki body se energy nikalke mujhmein samane lagi
Main apne mahal mein pahunch gaya
Jahan radha toh thi
Lekin tabhi meri chauthi dulhan ne
Apna ghunghat utha diya
Woh koi aur nahi divya hi thi
Divya..aise kya dekh rahe hain
Main..mujhe toh laga tha
Ek baar mein ek hi dulhan milegi
Radha..agar aisa hota
Toh aap zinda nahi rehte
Aur aapke marte hi aapki sab biwi bhi mar jaati
Divya ki body se nikli hui energy mere andar sama chuki thi
Tabhi meri body ka dard gayab ho gaya
Radha ne jaise hi apni sword mere seene mein ghusane ki koshish ki
Main sword ko pakad liya
Mere hatho se khoon nikalne laga
Main itni jor se kheencha ki radha ke hath se sword chhut gayi
Aur main sword door fenk diya
Main radha ko apni taraf aane ka ishara kiya...
zabardast
UPDATE 22
Waise mujhe maza aaraha tha
Aisa banne mein
Toh kuchh der geeta ke sath time spend karne ke baad
Main aarohi ke paas pahunch gaya
Aur jaise hi main use dekha
Main kho sa gaya
Kya karu woh thi hi itni pyari
Tabhi meri najar dono naukrani pe padi
Dono ek dum bhara hua maal thi
Mera toh lund hi khada ho gaya
Dono ne mujhe namaste kiya
Ek ka naam tha rekha
Aur ek ka naam hema
Ek sanwli thi
Aur ek gori
Lekin thi dono maal
Aarohi..aap kab aaye
Main..abhi aaya
Toh batao kaisi ho tum
Aarohi..bas yahi puchhne aaye the
Main..nahi bas dekhne aaya tha
Ki tum kaisi ho
Aarohi..ab Dekh liya na jaaiye
Tabhi rekha bol padi
Hema.. maalik yeh khana nahi kha rahi hain
Main.. kyun
Aarohi.. bas aise hi
Main..kabse nahi kha rahi hai
Hema..kal se
Main..yeh kya sun raha hoon main
Aap dono jaaiye
Apne room mein
Aur phir main aarohi ko dekhne laga
Main..khana kyun nahi kha rahi ho
Aarohi..bola toh aise hi
Main..mujhe lagta tha
Ki tumhare dil mein mere liye itni si toh jagah ban gayi hogi
Lekin nahi
Tumhein toh koi faraq hi nahi padta
Aaj main dekhunga
Ki tum kya karti ho
Yeh bolte hi kitchen se udta hua ek knife mere hath mein aagaya
Main us knife se apne hath ki nas kaat liya
Main toh batana hi bhool gaya
Ki koi mujhe chot nahi pahuncha sakta
Lekin main Apne aapko pahuncha sakta hoon
Mere hatho se khoon nikalne laga
Yeh DEKHKE aarohi ghabra gayi
Aur meri taraf badhne lagi
Main..koi jarurat nahi hai
Agar tum mujhe apna maanti ho
Tabhi mere paas aana
Warna koi jarurat nahi hai
Ehsaan karne ki mujhpe
Aarohi rone lagi
Aarohi..aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Dekhiye na khoon kitna nikal raha hai
Main..mera nikal raha hai
Tumhara thodi nikal raha hai
Main yahan tumhare liye itna Pareshaan rehta hoon
Aur tum ho ki khaana nahi kha rahi ho
Aarohi..aap meri majburi nahi samajh sakte
Main.. matlab
Maine jo tumhein azaad karwaya
Woh bina soche samjhe hi karwa diya
Tumne mujhse vaada kiya tha
Ki agar main tumhein azaad karwa doon
Toh tum humesha mere sath rahogi
Lekin nahi tumne apna vaada tod diya
Aisa kya kar Diya maine
Ki tum mujhe itna sa bhi apna nahi samajhti
Aarohi.. cheekhte hue.. kyunki mujhe dar lagta hai
Agar maine aapko apna maan liya
Toh aap bhi mujhe chhodke chale jaayenge
Jab mere khudke maa baap mere nahi hue
Toh kaise main kisi aur pe bharosa kar loon
Yeh bolke Aarohi rone lagi
Main uske paas gaya
Aur uska hath pakad liya
Aur phir use sofe pe bitha diya
Woh bas roti ja rahi thi
Main..dekho sabse pehle yeh rona band karo yaar
Mujhe dukh hota hai
Aarohi ne jhat se mera hath pakda
Aur apna dupatta faadke mere hath pe bandh di
Aarohi..aisa koi karta hai kya
Yeh aapne sahi nahi kiya
Main..tum bhi toh kal se khana nahi kha rahi ho
Aarohi..aap mere lagte kya hain
Ki aapko meri itni chinta hai
Hema ne mujhe bataya
Ki aap thakur jee ke bhanje hain
Aur unke hone waale damad bhi
Ab aapki shaadi thakur sahab ki beti se ho jaayegi
Phir mera kya hoga
Log toh mujhe aapki rakhel hi bolenge
Main..is duniya se uska naamo nishaan mita dunga
Jiske munh se yeh baat nikli
Aarohi.. Lekin jo sach hai woh sach hai
Main..ek minute
Devi jee
Kya aapne abhi abhi mujhe shaadi ka nyota Diya hai
Yeh sunke aarohi buri tarah se sharma gayi
Main..dekho yaar jab tak mujhe saaf saaf nahi bologi
Tab tak main kaise tumse shaadi karunga
Aarohi..phir thakur sahab ki beti ka kya hoga
Main..tum apni batao
Radha ki baat chhodo
Aarohi..aap bhi toh bol sakte hain
Main..main nahi bol sakta
Kyunki phir mujhe aisa lagega
Ki humesha se mera yahi iraada tha
Tum agar bologi toh sahi rahega
Aarohi..aapka naam kya hai
Behenchod aaj tak main ise apna naam hi nahi bataya
Main.. aarya Chauhan
Aarohi..aarya Chauhan
Kya aap mujh jaisi gareeb ladki se
Shaadi karenge
Jispe aapne itne ehsaan kiye hain
Main.. Haan main karunga
Lekin tab jab tum mujhse apne pyar ka izhaar karogi
Aarohi..yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Main..jaldi karo
Warna chala jaaunga
Aur phir kabhi nahi aaunga
Yeh sunke aarohi mujhse lipat gayi
Aarohi..main aap se bahut pyar karti hoon
Aur har janam mein aapki hi biwi banungi
Bas phir kya tha
Aarohi ki body se energy nikalke mere andar samane lagi
Yaar isne toh mujhe hilake rakh diya
Main toh hawa mein udne laga
Are baap re
Yeh main kahan aagaya
Main toh poori galaxy ki sair kar raha tha
Oh my god
Poori galaxy ka gyan mere andar sama raha tha
Har planet ka
Har elements ka
Past aur present Dekh raha tha main
Mere dimaag ke poore taar hil chuke the
Aur phir main dekha àarohi behosh ho chuki hai
Mujhe yeh bhi pata chal gaya tha
Ki pehli baar kisne apni behen ko choda tha
Aur great king kaun hain
Kya the
Pehle woh bhi earth pe hi rehte the
Phir unke sasur ne unki pregnant wife ko maar diya
Jiske baad unhone jo duniya ki maa chodi
Aaj tak log unka naam sunke kaanp jaate hain
Unke naam se poori duniya kaanpti thi
Poori galaxy bhi
Unki 100 se jyada biwiya thi
Unhone shibu planet ko banaya
Aur phir un sabke sath chale gaye
Main unka hi punarjanam hoon
Aur meri biwiya unki behno aur premika ka punarjanam
Woh the bhi galaxy ke sabse bade tharki insaan
Unhein is baat se faraq hi nahi padta tha
Jispe bhi unki najar padi
Woh unhein pel dete the
Uske baad main aarohi ko hosh mein laaya
Aarohi mujhe dekhne lagi
Aarohi..aapne mujhe pehle kyun nahi bataya
Main..tum maan jaati
Aarohi..mujhe maaf kar dijiye
Main aapko pehnchan nahi paayi
Main.. it's ok
Aarohi..mujhe kya pata tha
Aap pehle se hi mere pati hain
Main bina kuchh bole aarohi ke honto se apne hont laga diya
Ab yahan agli biwi ka pata chale
Taaki main in teeno ko yahan se leke apne ghar chala jaaun
Aarohi bhi kiss mein mera sath dene lagi
Main kuchh der tak use kiss kiya
Ab main kya karu mere hath apne aap uske vaksho pe chale gaye
Aur main unhein dabane laga
Ek dum patli dubli thi meri àarohi
Main use dekhne laga
Main..agar main.bolu ki thakur sahab ki beti tum ho
Radha unke saale ki beti hai toh
Aarohi..mere liye itna hi kaafi hai
Ki main aapki biwi hoon
Aur waise bhi didi ka haq chheen ke mujhe kya milega
Aap mujhse promise kijiye
Ki aap yeh baat kisi ko nahi batayenge
Main.. promise
Waise man toh kar raha tha
Ki main aarohi ki chudai karu
Lekin ab mera khud pe control ho gaya tha
Main..ab chalein ghar
Aarohi..chaliye
Uske baad main aarohi ko haveli le gaya
Jahan woh apni behno se milke rone lagi
Maami..are kya hua
Kyun ro rahi ho sab
Radha..maa isse milo yeh hai meri gudiya
Maami..main kuchh samjhi nahi
Radha.. samajhke aap kya karengi
Ab yaar inka rona dhona mujhe nahi sunna tha
Upar se saala chudai karne ka man kar raha tha
Main chala gaya ghumne
Par jaata bhi kahan
Behenchod jahan jaata choot maarne ka man karta
Isi liye main apni haveli mein aaya
Hema.. maalik kya ab hum yahan se chale jaaye
Main..nahi yahin raho
Yahan ki dekhbhaal karna
Rekha..theek hai maalik jaisi aapki ichcha
Main..ab main sone ja raha Hoon
Phir main sone chala gaya
Hema..woh ladki thi kaun iski
Rekha..tujhe usse kya matlab
Apne kaam se kaam rakh
Main bina kadpo ke soya hua tha
Aur tabhi main Apne mahal mein pahunch gaya
Aarohi se mujhe wisdom mila tha
Matlab har tarah ka gyan
Aur samajhdaari
Tabhi meri agli biwi ne apna ghunghat utha diya
Aur mere paas aake baith gayi
Yeh toh mujhse chhoti hai
Main..naam kya hai tumhara
Jee neha
bata doon ki mujhe sab pata tha ab
Lekin meri agli biwi ka naam ya address nahi pata tha
Behenchod ek baar mein pata chal jaata
Toh main kam se kam sabko ek sath toh pata leta
Neha..kaise hain aap
Main.. theek hoon
Tum batao
Behenchod sapne mein bhi chudai karne ka man kar raha tha
Control uday control
Neha..jee main theek hoon
Main...toh ab tum kahan milogi mujhe
Neha..aap apne ghar chale jaaiye
Wohin se aapko raasta milega
Main Apne aapko control nahi kar paaya
Aur neha ko apni baaho mein le liya
Tabhi meri aankh khul gayi
Saala lund khada ho chuka tha
Yaar kya musibat hai
Kya karu
Hema ya rekha ko control karke unhein chod loon
Nahi nahi yeh galat hoga
Teena ke paas chala jaaun
Nahi yaar woh bhi insaan hai
Woh koi machine thodi hai
Ek kaam karta hoon
Gaon ki har aurat ke man mein jhaankta hoon
Jo chudasi hogi
Woh aaram se pat jaayegi
Aur main gaon ki har aurat aur har ladki ke mind mein ghus gaya
Lekin yaar unki musibat bhi mujhe dikhne lagi
Unhein kya kya takleef hai
Behenchod empathy milna jaruri tha
Kisi se ek power milti hai
Aur kisi se do
Dimaag ka dahi ho gaya hai
Yaar madad toh karni hi padegi
Ab main jahan tak pahunch sakta tha
Main pahuncha
Ab dekho bhai duniya ki population abhi 7.7 billion hai
Matlab 770 crore
Toh maan lete hain
unmein se 1 crore 30 lakhs
Log millionaire hain
Ab har ek ke account se 100 dollars main Apne account mein transfer maar diya
Ab behenchod millionaire ko kya faraq padta hai
Ki 100 dollars unke account se nikal gaye
Matlab mere paas lagbhag 100 crores rupees hain abhi
Aur phir main bank jaake kuchh paise nikaal laaya
Jahan ek aurat aur uske do bachche do din se bhukhe the
Kyunki woh neech jaati ki thi
Isi liye woh gaon ke bahar rehti thi
Uska pati city mein kamane gaya tha
Ek din accident mein woh chal basa
Laanat hai aise insaano pe
Jinki yeh soch hai
Main awaj diya
Ek aurat jiske kapde kayi jagaho se fate hue the
Uska Sharir buri tarah se kaanp raha tha
Bukhaar ki wajah se
Ab mujhe pata tha ki mujhe kya karna hai
Uska naam laajo tha
Laajo.. aap kaun hain
Main..jee main aapke pati ke bachpan ka dost hoon
Mere bure waqt mein usne meri madad ki thi
Aaj main us layak ban gaya hoon
Ki main uske liye kuchh kar saku
Laajo gayi andar aur mere liye paani leke aayi
Laajo..maaf kijiyega
Main neech jaati ki hoon
Mere ghar mein sirf paani hai puchhne ke liye
Main Uske hath se glass le liya
Aur poora paani pee gaya
Maa kasam aaj tak kabhi paani peene mein itna maza nahi aaya
Main bag mein se paise nikaala
Aur uske hath mein rakh diya
Itne paise dekhke woh ghabra gayi
Main..le lijiye
Yeh sab aapka hi hai
Aapka haq hai in paiso pe
Ab aapko kabhi kisi ke saamne hath failane nahi padenge
Laajo fut fut ke Rone lagi
Tabhi uske do chhote chhote bachche aake usse lipat gaye
Tabhi mujhe laga koi humein dekh raha hai
Main Uske mind mein ghus gaya
Main..ab main chalta hoon
Apna khyal rakhiyega
Laajo..agar kisi ko pata chala
Ki mere paas itne paise hain
Toh woh mere paise chheen lenge
Main..jab tak main zinda hoon
Koi aapke aur aapke bachcho ki taraf aankh uthake nahi dekhega
Aur phir main Apne dusre bag mein
Unhein cold drink nikaal ke diya
Dono ne jhat se le liya
Aur peene lage
Laajo mere pair pakad li
Pata nahi mujhe kya hua
Main uske sar pe hath rakh diya
Main..humesha khush rehna
Yeh bolke main wahan se nikal gaya
Aur phir main us aadmi ke paas pahunch gaya
Ab aapko bata doon
Ki aaj agar main laajo ki madad nahi karta
Toh kya hota
Bahut se logo ki najar thi
Laajo pe
Kyunki woh kancha maal thi
Ab us waqt mere dimaag mein yeh sab nahi aaya
Kyunki us waqt main emotional tha
Lekin yaar sachmein laajo ek number maal thi
Toh kayi logo ki najar uski jawani pe thi
Bechari thi bhi toh 22 saal ki
Toh sarpanch behen ke laude ne laajo ko offer diya
Ki woh uski rakhel ban jaaye
Aur agar aaj main laajo ki help nahi karta
Toh woh sarpanch ke paas chali jaati
Ab mera agla thikana sarpanch ka ghar hi tha
Kyunki sarpanch ki beti simran chudne ke liye bechain thi
thi toh woh kunwari hi
lekin uski saheliyo ne apni chudai ki dastaan suna suna ke
use bhi garam kar diya tha
Aur aaj main uska uddhar karne ke liye jaane waala tha
Aur ek baar mera lund kisi ki choot mein chala gaya
Toh woh choot waali meri deewaani ho hi jaayegi....
Waise mujhe maza aaraha tha
Aisa banne mein
Toh kuchh der geeta ke sath time spend karne ke baad
Main aarohi ke paas pahunch gaya
Aur jaise hi main use dekha
Main kho sa gaya
Kya karu woh thi hi itni pyari
Tabhi meri najar dono naukrani pe padi
Dono ek dum bhara hua maal thi
Mera toh lund hi khada ho gaya
Dono ne mujhe namaste kiya
Ek ka naam tha rekha
Aur ek ka naam hema
Ek sanwli thi
Aur ek gori
Lekin thi dono maal
Aarohi..aap kab aaye
Main..abhi aaya
Toh batao kaisi ho tum
Aarohi..bas yahi puchhne aaye the
Main..nahi bas dekhne aaya tha
Ki tum kaisi ho
Aarohi..ab Dekh liya na jaaiye
Tabhi rekha bol padi
Hema.. maalik yeh khana nahi kha rahi hain
Main.. kyun
Aarohi.. bas aise hi
Main..kabse nahi kha rahi hai
Hema..kal se
Main..yeh kya sun raha hoon main
Aap dono jaaiye
Apne room mein
Aur phir main aarohi ko dekhne laga
Main..khana kyun nahi kha rahi ho
Aarohi..bola toh aise hi
Main..mujhe lagta tha
Ki tumhare dil mein mere liye itni si toh jagah ban gayi hogi
Lekin nahi
Tumhein toh koi faraq hi nahi padta
Aaj main dekhunga
Ki tum kya karti ho
Yeh bolte hi kitchen se udta hua ek knife mere hath mein aagaya
Main us knife se apne hath ki nas kaat liya
Main toh batana hi bhool gaya
Ki koi mujhe chot nahi pahuncha sakta
Lekin main Apne aapko pahuncha sakta hoon
Mere hatho se khoon nikalne laga
Yeh DEKHKE aarohi ghabra gayi
Aur meri taraf badhne lagi
Main..koi jarurat nahi hai
Agar tum mujhe apna maanti ho
Tabhi mere paas aana
Warna koi jarurat nahi hai
Ehsaan karne ki mujhpe
Aarohi rone lagi
Aarohi..aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Dekhiye na khoon kitna nikal raha hai
Main..mera nikal raha hai
Tumhara thodi nikal raha hai
Main yahan tumhare liye itna Pareshaan rehta hoon
Aur tum ho ki khaana nahi kha rahi ho
Aarohi..aap meri majburi nahi samajh sakte
Main.. matlab
Maine jo tumhein azaad karwaya
Woh bina soche samjhe hi karwa diya
Tumne mujhse vaada kiya tha
Ki agar main tumhein azaad karwa doon
Toh tum humesha mere sath rahogi
Lekin nahi tumne apna vaada tod diya
Aisa kya kar Diya maine
Ki tum mujhe itna sa bhi apna nahi samajhti
Aarohi.. cheekhte hue.. kyunki mujhe dar lagta hai
Agar maine aapko apna maan liya
Toh aap bhi mujhe chhodke chale jaayenge
Jab mere khudke maa baap mere nahi hue
Toh kaise main kisi aur pe bharosa kar loon
Yeh bolke Aarohi rone lagi
Main uske paas gaya
Aur uska hath pakad liya
Aur phir use sofe pe bitha diya
Woh bas roti ja rahi thi
Main..dekho sabse pehle yeh rona band karo yaar
Mujhe dukh hota hai
Aarohi ne jhat se mera hath pakda
Aur apna dupatta faadke mere hath pe bandh di
Aarohi..aisa koi karta hai kya
Yeh aapne sahi nahi kiya
Main..tum bhi toh kal se khana nahi kha rahi ho
Aarohi..aap mere lagte kya hain
Ki aapko meri itni chinta hai
Hema ne mujhe bataya
Ki aap thakur jee ke bhanje hain
Aur unke hone waale damad bhi
Ab aapki shaadi thakur sahab ki beti se ho jaayegi
Phir mera kya hoga
Log toh mujhe aapki rakhel hi bolenge
Main..is duniya se uska naamo nishaan mita dunga
Jiske munh se yeh baat nikli
Aarohi.. Lekin jo sach hai woh sach hai
Main..ek minute
Devi jee
Kya aapne abhi abhi mujhe shaadi ka nyota Diya hai
Yeh sunke aarohi buri tarah se sharma gayi
Main..dekho yaar jab tak mujhe saaf saaf nahi bologi
Tab tak main kaise tumse shaadi karunga
Aarohi..phir thakur sahab ki beti ka kya hoga
Main..tum apni batao
Radha ki baat chhodo
Aarohi..aap bhi toh bol sakte hain
Main..main nahi bol sakta
Kyunki phir mujhe aisa lagega
Ki humesha se mera yahi iraada tha
Tum agar bologi toh sahi rahega
Aarohi..aapka naam kya hai
Behenchod aaj tak main ise apna naam hi nahi bataya
Main.. aarya Chauhan
Aarohi..aarya Chauhan
Kya aap mujh jaisi gareeb ladki se
Shaadi karenge
Jispe aapne itne ehsaan kiye hain
Main.. Haan main karunga
Lekin tab jab tum mujhse apne pyar ka izhaar karogi
Aarohi..yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Main..jaldi karo
Warna chala jaaunga
Aur phir kabhi nahi aaunga
Yeh sunke aarohi mujhse lipat gayi
Aarohi..main aap se bahut pyar karti hoon
Aur har janam mein aapki hi biwi banungi
Bas phir kya tha
Aarohi ki body se energy nikalke mere andar samane lagi
Yaar isne toh mujhe hilake rakh diya
Main toh hawa mein udne laga
Are baap re
Yeh main kahan aagaya
Main toh poori galaxy ki sair kar raha tha
Oh my god
Poori galaxy ka gyan mere andar sama raha tha
Har planet ka
Har elements ka
Past aur present Dekh raha tha main
Mere dimaag ke poore taar hil chuke the
Aur phir main dekha àarohi behosh ho chuki hai
Mujhe yeh bhi pata chal gaya tha
Ki pehli baar kisne apni behen ko choda tha
Aur great king kaun hain
Kya the
Pehle woh bhi earth pe hi rehte the
Phir unke sasur ne unki pregnant wife ko maar diya
Jiske baad unhone jo duniya ki maa chodi
Aaj tak log unka naam sunke kaanp jaate hain
Unke naam se poori duniya kaanpti thi
Poori galaxy bhi
Unki 100 se jyada biwiya thi
Unhone shibu planet ko banaya
Aur phir un sabke sath chale gaye
Main unka hi punarjanam hoon
Aur meri biwiya unki behno aur premika ka punarjanam
Woh the bhi galaxy ke sabse bade tharki insaan
Unhein is baat se faraq hi nahi padta tha
Jispe bhi unki najar padi
Woh unhein pel dete the
Uske baad main aarohi ko hosh mein laaya
Aarohi mujhe dekhne lagi
Aarohi..aapne mujhe pehle kyun nahi bataya
Main..tum maan jaati
Aarohi..mujhe maaf kar dijiye
Main aapko pehnchan nahi paayi
Main.. it's ok
Aarohi..mujhe kya pata tha
Aap pehle se hi mere pati hain
Main bina kuchh bole aarohi ke honto se apne hont laga diya
Ab yahan agli biwi ka pata chale
Taaki main in teeno ko yahan se leke apne ghar chala jaaun
Aarohi bhi kiss mein mera sath dene lagi
Main kuchh der tak use kiss kiya
Ab main kya karu mere hath apne aap uske vaksho pe chale gaye
Aur main unhein dabane laga
Ek dum patli dubli thi meri àarohi
Main use dekhne laga
Main..agar main.bolu ki thakur sahab ki beti tum ho
Radha unke saale ki beti hai toh
Aarohi..mere liye itna hi kaafi hai
Ki main aapki biwi hoon
Aur waise bhi didi ka haq chheen ke mujhe kya milega
Aap mujhse promise kijiye
Ki aap yeh baat kisi ko nahi batayenge
Main.. promise
Waise man toh kar raha tha
Ki main aarohi ki chudai karu
Lekin ab mera khud pe control ho gaya tha
Main..ab chalein ghar
Aarohi..chaliye
Uske baad main aarohi ko haveli le gaya
Jahan woh apni behno se milke rone lagi
Maami..are kya hua
Kyun ro rahi ho sab
Radha..maa isse milo yeh hai meri gudiya
Maami..main kuchh samjhi nahi
Radha.. samajhke aap kya karengi
Ab yaar inka rona dhona mujhe nahi sunna tha
Upar se saala chudai karne ka man kar raha tha
Main chala gaya ghumne
Par jaata bhi kahan
Behenchod jahan jaata choot maarne ka man karta
Isi liye main apni haveli mein aaya
Hema.. maalik kya ab hum yahan se chale jaaye
Main..nahi yahin raho
Yahan ki dekhbhaal karna
Rekha..theek hai maalik jaisi aapki ichcha
Main..ab main sone ja raha Hoon
Phir main sone chala gaya
Hema..woh ladki thi kaun iski
Rekha..tujhe usse kya matlab
Apne kaam se kaam rakh
Main bina kadpo ke soya hua tha
Aur tabhi main Apne mahal mein pahunch gaya
Aarohi se mujhe wisdom mila tha
Matlab har tarah ka gyan
Aur samajhdaari
Tabhi meri agli biwi ne apna ghunghat utha diya
Aur mere paas aake baith gayi
Yeh toh mujhse chhoti hai
Main..naam kya hai tumhara
Jee neha
bata doon ki mujhe sab pata tha ab
Lekin meri agli biwi ka naam ya address nahi pata tha
Behenchod ek baar mein pata chal jaata
Toh main kam se kam sabko ek sath toh pata leta
Neha..kaise hain aap
Main.. theek hoon
Tum batao
Behenchod sapne mein bhi chudai karne ka man kar raha tha
Control uday control
Neha..jee main theek hoon
Main...toh ab tum kahan milogi mujhe
Neha..aap apne ghar chale jaaiye
Wohin se aapko raasta milega
Main Apne aapko control nahi kar paaya
Aur neha ko apni baaho mein le liya
Tabhi meri aankh khul gayi
Saala lund khada ho chuka tha
Yaar kya musibat hai
Kya karu
Hema ya rekha ko control karke unhein chod loon
Nahi nahi yeh galat hoga
Teena ke paas chala jaaun
Nahi yaar woh bhi insaan hai
Woh koi machine thodi hai
Ek kaam karta hoon
Gaon ki har aurat ke man mein jhaankta hoon
Jo chudasi hogi
Woh aaram se pat jaayegi
Aur main gaon ki har aurat aur har ladki ke mind mein ghus gaya
Lekin yaar unki musibat bhi mujhe dikhne lagi
Unhein kya kya takleef hai
Behenchod empathy milna jaruri tha
Kisi se ek power milti hai
Aur kisi se do
Dimaag ka dahi ho gaya hai
Yaar madad toh karni hi padegi
Ab main jahan tak pahunch sakta tha
Main pahuncha
Ab dekho bhai duniya ki population abhi 7.7 billion hai
Matlab 770 crore
Toh maan lete hain
unmein se 1 crore 30 lakhs
Log millionaire hain
Ab har ek ke account se 100 dollars main Apne account mein transfer maar diya
Ab behenchod millionaire ko kya faraq padta hai
Ki 100 dollars unke account se nikal gaye
Matlab mere paas lagbhag 100 crores rupees hain abhi
Aur phir main bank jaake kuchh paise nikaal laaya
Jahan ek aurat aur uske do bachche do din se bhukhe the
Kyunki woh neech jaati ki thi
Isi liye woh gaon ke bahar rehti thi
Uska pati city mein kamane gaya tha
Ek din accident mein woh chal basa
Laanat hai aise insaano pe
Jinki yeh soch hai
Main awaj diya
Ek aurat jiske kapde kayi jagaho se fate hue the
Uska Sharir buri tarah se kaanp raha tha
Bukhaar ki wajah se
Ab mujhe pata tha ki mujhe kya karna hai
Uska naam laajo tha
Laajo.. aap kaun hain
Main..jee main aapke pati ke bachpan ka dost hoon
Mere bure waqt mein usne meri madad ki thi
Aaj main us layak ban gaya hoon
Ki main uske liye kuchh kar saku
Laajo gayi andar aur mere liye paani leke aayi
Laajo..maaf kijiyega
Main neech jaati ki hoon
Mere ghar mein sirf paani hai puchhne ke liye
Main Uske hath se glass le liya
Aur poora paani pee gaya
Maa kasam aaj tak kabhi paani peene mein itna maza nahi aaya
Main bag mein se paise nikaala
Aur uske hath mein rakh diya
Itne paise dekhke woh ghabra gayi
Main..le lijiye
Yeh sab aapka hi hai
Aapka haq hai in paiso pe
Ab aapko kabhi kisi ke saamne hath failane nahi padenge
Laajo fut fut ke Rone lagi
Tabhi uske do chhote chhote bachche aake usse lipat gaye
Tabhi mujhe laga koi humein dekh raha hai
Main Uske mind mein ghus gaya
Main..ab main chalta hoon
Apna khyal rakhiyega
Laajo..agar kisi ko pata chala
Ki mere paas itne paise hain
Toh woh mere paise chheen lenge
Main..jab tak main zinda hoon
Koi aapke aur aapke bachcho ki taraf aankh uthake nahi dekhega
Aur phir main Apne dusre bag mein
Unhein cold drink nikaal ke diya
Dono ne jhat se le liya
Aur peene lage
Laajo mere pair pakad li
Pata nahi mujhe kya hua
Main uske sar pe hath rakh diya
Main..humesha khush rehna
Yeh bolke main wahan se nikal gaya
Aur phir main us aadmi ke paas pahunch gaya
Ab aapko bata doon
Ki aaj agar main laajo ki madad nahi karta
Toh kya hota
Bahut se logo ki najar thi
Laajo pe
Kyunki woh kancha maal thi
Ab us waqt mere dimaag mein yeh sab nahi aaya
Kyunki us waqt main emotional tha
Lekin yaar sachmein laajo ek number maal thi
Toh kayi logo ki najar uski jawani pe thi
Bechari thi bhi toh 22 saal ki
Toh sarpanch behen ke laude ne laajo ko offer diya
Ki woh uski rakhel ban jaaye
Aur agar aaj main laajo ki help nahi karta
Toh woh sarpanch ke paas chali jaati
Ab mera agla thikana sarpanch ka ghar hi tha
Kyunki sarpanch ki beti simran chudne ke liye bechain thi
thi toh woh kunwari hi
lekin uski saheliyo ne apni chudai ki dastaan suna suna ke
use bhi garam kar diya tha
Aur aaj main uska uddhar karne ke liye jaane waala tha
Aur ek baar mera lund kisi ki choot mein chala gaya
Toh woh choot waali meri deewaani ho hi jaayegi....
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Superb update Bhai.
Are yr great king yani apna Rahulwa.
Itne dino bad Rahulwa ke naam aaya to black bhai ki fir se yaad aa gyi.
Aaryaa Rahulwa ka dushra janm hai to dekhte hai kya dhamal krne wale hai.
waiting for next update Bhai
Are yr great king yani apna Rahulwa.
Itne dino bad Rahulwa ke naam aaya to black bhai ki fir se yaad aa gyi.
Aaryaa Rahulwa ka dushra janm hai to dekhte hai kya dhamal krne wale hai.
waiting for next update Bhai
Vah!vah!vah! bahut h mast aur behad shandar update hai. bahut Maja agaya yaar .
AaRYaN8380
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Nice update
Black water
Vasudhaiv Kutumbakam
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Awesome fantastic update
Mast update h bhai
Maza aa gya
Shanu
Deadman786
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Mindblowing update.........
keep posting bhai............
waiting for next update...........
keep posting bhai............
waiting for next update...........
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